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  1. Have the bees gone too? on Acorns Disappear Across the Country · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hi

    What has your bee popluation been like this year?

  2. Nothing to see here... on UK Scientists Make Transistor One Atom Long, 10 Atoms Wide · · Score: -1

    Move on.

  3. I was nearly an astronaut on Your Chance to be an Astronaut · · Score: -1

    My dad says I was nearly an astronaut...
    Two seconds earlier and I would have been shot into space!

  4. Light humour on Researchers Building Computers That Run on Light · · Score: -1

    Can the scientist see the light at the end of the tunnel.
    Lets hope they are not working in the dark.
    Its good to see they have focus.
    Don't let the negative comments cast a shadow over this.
    Bigger discoveries will put this one in the shade.
    Light logic is truely on/off.
    At last a platform for windows to let the light in.

  5. Another attempt to stop people using phones on Mobile Phones and Lightning a Lethal Mix · · Score: -1

    Is this just another attempt to stop people using mobile phones?

    Unfortunately, I don't think it will stop them from using the phone on the train to work every morning.

    I suppose it's the ultimate download for the phone!

  6. I predict... on Stewart Brand on 'Environmental Heresies' · · Score: -1, Troll

    That one day all Slashdotters will love windows, decry open source and accept spam.

  7. Script Kiddies on German Scientists Create 5 qubit Quantum Register · · Score: -1

    No doubt the script kiddies will make light work of this.

  8. Just got to... on Cray XD1 Now Available · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Imagine a Beowolf cluster of these

  9. Clusters last stand on S. Korea Claims N. Korea Has Trained 600 Crackers · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Is this a Beowolf cluster of crackers!

  10. Not stolen on Ballmer Says iPod Users are Thieves · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Most music (all music) on my iPod is not stolen. I just can't get at it. The battery went AWOL.

  11. A Worry on Microsoft Opens MSN Music Store · · Score: 0

    The big worry here is...

    When will they start patenting the songs?

  12. But... on US Military Commander's Suggested Reading List · · Score: 1

    they are all about war.

    What about a few about peace?

  13. Re:I think on Composite Of Earth At Night · · Score: 1

    Well turn your light off and save energy.

  14. What a waste! on Composite Of Earth At Night · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All that light headed skywards when it was intended for the ground. Apart from the waste of valuable resources good old Mr Alien can see us!

  15. Too much technology on NASA Set To Launch Probe To Mercury · · Score: 2, Funny

    All that technology - what a waste. The cost too!

    If they had sent it at night...

  16. Keep it personal on Preventing/Resolving Interoffice Conflict? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find that beer is a great leveler.

    Beer breaks down barriers. Buying beers for others breaks down even more.

    Having a beer bought for you is cool - especialy so if the beer is too.

  17. I can see it now... on Write Poetry In UML · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is a bug in your code:-
    3rd stanza, It doesn't scan, its blind verse and has no iambic time.

  18. Patently obvious on Daleks Exterminated From New Dr. Who · · Score: 1

    Well... thats it then. We might as well all pack up and go home.

    The Daleks are as good as patented.

    What I want to know though is... do they know that?

    I can remember, as a young lad, cowering behind the sofa on a saturday afternoon.

  19. What is the difference between... on In These Games, the Points Are All Political · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q> What is the difference between a board game and a politician?

    A> The board game doesn't lie to you.

  20. Next development sunglasses on Sony Projector Gets Bright Images From Black Screen · · Score: 1

    ... Breaking news New Development...

    XXXX have patented sunglasses that turn black at the first sign of danger.

    Some hitchhiker said there eas prior art on this..

  21. I was nearly an astronaut on Would You Move to Space? · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to my dad, I was nearly an astronaut.
    He said if he'd pulled out 2 seconds earlier I would have been shot into space.

  22. Down the tube on Surfing on a Surfboard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Daft idea. I think it will go down the tube. Or, failing that it it will /.ed (wiped out).

    By the way... is there a patent on it yet?

  23. Re:Back in my day on InfoWorld 2004 Salary Survey Results · · Score: 2, Funny

    You were lucky.
    We used to live in a shoebox....

    Don't you just love Monty Pyhon. It it made it a programming language.

  24. Use a friend. on Wireless Control for Presentations? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I use a friend.
    Faster response time, Batteries don't go down on you! and cheap to run (a beer or two).

    Has the added advantage that if the audience doesn't turn up, you have someone to talk to.

  25. BSOD on More on the Swedish Stealth Ship · · Score: 1

    Blue Sea Of Death