Slashdot Mirror


User: dr_dank

dr_dank's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
1,645
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 1,645

  1. Re:Size on American View On Korean Broadband Leadership · · Score: 1

    Why isn't New Jersey doing so well since it is the size of Korea?

    Korea doesn't have that charming Vaseline-on-fire aroma that makes central Jersey so famous.

  2. Re:Call ANYWHERE without GSM on Skype-Ready Phones From Motorola · · Score: 1

    Yes, bicycles want to be free!

  3. Panera! on Panera Bread Is The Largest Provider Of Free WiFi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I listened to those guys all the time growing up. Shame about their guitarist.

    Now whats this about bread?

  4. Re:No, they'll want their cake and eat it too on New Rules Proposed on Electronic Evidence · · Score: 0

    Burn the which!

  5. Re:Ineptness to the point of being evil on ChoicePoint Data Stolen By Imposters · · Score: 1

    We were recently married and they failed her background check on her name on file with the credit bureaus not matching the name on her application. They also dragged ass fixing the problem and had a policy in place to NOT notify they potential employer that they had made a mistake.

    Sorry that it didn't turn out in your wifes favor, but how is this a mistake? If Choicepoint is told to look at records under a certain name, how would they know to look under a different name for your wife if the prospective employer didn't tell them to?

  6. Just like the Simpsons on The Cure for Cancer Might be: HIV · · Score: 1, Funny

    After the gorillas kill the crabs sent to kill the herpes sent to kill the flu sent to kill the acne sent to kill the hiv sent to kill the cancer, they'll just freeze to death once winter comes.

  7. Re:Paaaa-thetic on Enterprise Fans Buy Full-Page Ad In LA Times · · Score: 1

    I'd eat Alpo for a month to come up with the money to get behind that.

    Alpo? When did you win the lottery?

  8. Re:Down already? on Images of Ocean Floor Show Effects of Tsunami · · Score: 3, Funny

    This was no natural disaster. It was the work of the deadly Slashdot torpedo.

  9. Re:Sealand is the answer on LokiTorrent Shut Down · · Score: 1

    With Havenco pretty much abandoning their "host what you want except kiddie porn" policy post-9/11, whos to say that they won't roll over if the **AAs come knocking?

  10. Re:Could it be spoofed? Is this just PR? on Following the Chips in Wynn's New Casino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems to me it could be spoofed, but I Am Not An Expert. What if you have a small radio transmitter in your pocket to swamp the table's RFID transmitter? Maybe read the RFID at one table, and play it back later to spoof some other table?

    Doing this in a place with more cameras than patrons, heavy security, a network of private detectives (Griffin Investigations), and the most sophisticated facial recognition packages around makes this a fools game at best.

    If you value your kneecaps, don't pull this in a casino.

  11. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users on What Do You Charge for Tech Support? · · Score: 1

    Its not that she doesn't get paid for it, just that she should discontinue providing the service when it becomes apparent that the patient isn't helping themselves and is just becoming an exchange of money for a waste of time.

  12. Re:And I thought commies were bad! on China to Pioneer Melt-Down Proof Reactors · · Score: 1

    And this is different from any other government how?

    Nobody loves Charlie Brown as much as the Chinese.

  13. Re:And I thought commies were bad! on China to Pioneer Melt-Down Proof Reactors · · Score: 2, Funny

    Also, if the new design is flawed or not working out, will the Chinese government admit it or go through great lengths to cover it up?

    Foreign Visitor: How is that new reactor going?
    Government: Perfect, the answer to all our power needs.
    Foreign Visitor: Why are those people bald?
    Government: Ummmm, those are Charlie Brown impersonators, we can't get enough of that lovable Charlie Brown.
    Foreign Visitor: and these three legged dogs?
    Government: We love that Alice in Chains album too. Nothing else to see here, move along.

  14. Re:Don't involve yourself with home users on What Do You Charge for Tech Support? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The gist of your post is that people think they're owed free support everytime they hose their machines with spyware since they paid for it and think that "obviously the problem wasn't fixed the first time around".

    My fiance is a speech pathologist and told me about an ethical point of her profession that could be applied here. She cannot, within ethical guidelines, take money for services rendered to someone who continuously violates their plan for treatment. For example, people who smoke while receiving voice therapy, people who don't practice their speech as they're told, generally people who make no effort to help themselves.

    A boilerplate agreement that customers who don't run antivirus/spyware packages, don't use firewalls, insist on opening strange attachments,etc have support services terminated may get people to take this stuff seriously.

  15. Re:Kinda makes you wonder... on FBI E-Mail Server Breached · · Score: 1

    Happens all the time. They especially like to submit stories to the main page that have already been up, even on the same day. Shameless.

  16. Re:Hmm on Secret Data: Steganography v Steganalysis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who says a steg message has to be plaintext?

  17. Re:Current state of my Linux gaming on The State of Linux Gaming · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait until Nethack for Playstation2 comes out. The f? rendered in 3d will be breathtaking.

  18. Re:Buzzwords on Sony Announces PSP Launch Date · · Score: 3, Funny

    I never thought a marketing drone would be able to come up with such a convoluted way of saying 'commercials'.

    I'm sure the same drone will see to it that the "fickle spinning disc of death" from the Japanese models will be renamed "unannounced projectile gaming episodes".

  19. Re:What the hell? on Skype For Mac OS X and Linux · · Score: 1

    A real live girl? CmdrTaco, put down that dupe and put this on the front page pronto!

  20. Re:You sound like a thief yourself on Fansubbers Under Fire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why are you encouraging people to steal their employer's time and resources for a personal, non-work hobby?

    Said the AC at work!

  21. Re:Accuracy on U.S. Kids Don't Understand First Amendment · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Terrorism" is today what "Communism" was in the 50's.

    Not quite. Communism was this vaguely threatening bogeyman who could lob nuclear missles at your country and burn down your churches if given the chance but never came to pass. Terrorism is at least tangible in the form of 9/11, embassy bombings, etc where the effects are very real.

  22. Re:hmm.. on Could Your Blackberry Be Damaging Your Thumbs? · · Score: 1

    Bend it Like Beckham is more like it.

  23. Re:Handwriting Analysis.... on Bill Gates Handwriting Analyzed · · Score: 1

    Right up there with reading tea leaves and goat entrails.

    All fine bathroom reading materials to be sure.

  24. Re:Cool on PC Mag Reviews Mercora P2P Radio · · Score: 0

    Ok, but only if I get to make announcements: " aaaand nooooooooooow, a ssssspesjial request from Sophie in dorm three,...."

    Mercora is fully Ed Sullivan compliant.

  25. Re:War! Huh! Hey! What is it good for? on Episode III Opening Crawl Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lucas just might have replaced it with "Ass!"

    No point in giving away the film in the first ten seconds.