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  1. Don't give the turtle a hard time on Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World? · · Score: 1

    That turtle is working hard holding up the whole Universe.

  2. If the nurse looks like Seven of Nine... on Body 2.0 — Continuous Monitoring of the Human Body · · Score: 1

    If the nurse looks like Seven of Nine, she can assimilate me anytime!

  3. Air Power? on South Korea Joins the "Three Strikes" Ranks · · Score: 1

    Are you saying we should be developing our air power as a deterrent to the RIAA/MPAA?

    Oh by the way, anyone else notice that those termite traps they plant in the ground look a bit like sunken colonies?

  4. After bootstrapping... on BASH 4.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    After bootstrapping the new compiler with the old compiler, you can then use your new compiler to compile the new compiler code.

    If this bothers you, stay away from recursion!

  5. Linux Users Don't Backup?!? on Malware Threat To GNOME and KDE · · Score: 1

    You mean Linux users, besides Linus (we all mirror his important files for him), should be backing up their files!?!

    Oh the horror!

  6. Was he smoking Pot in South Carolina in the Pic? on Apple Claims That Jail-Breaking Is Illegal · · Score: 1

    Was he smoking Pot in South Carolina in the Pic?

    Can probably get someone to go after him, depending on the jurisdiction.

  7. If you are in the dark about the law... on You Are Not a Lawyer · · Score: 1

    ... then you are likely to be eaten by a grue!

  8. You ever been in his basement on Steve Wozniak To Appear On Dancing With the Stars · · Score: 1

    ... NO, cause it is dark down there and we all know what happens in the dark!

    "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

    Or at least that is what our parents always told us if we wandered into their bedroom in the middle of the night.

  9. Humans are smarter than monkeys! on Family Scavenges Streets For Change · · Score: 1

    So long as they don't bait the trap with rare Magic cards, I will never be caught in such a trap!

  10. BK In the US on UK Can't Read Its Own ID Cards · · Score: 1

    In the US, Burger King owns all the intellectual property regarding horse meat in all its flame broiled goodness!

  11. Borg Assimilation Methods on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 1

    The Borg could easily assimilate people if they would follow a simple method:

    1 Open a chain of brothels with hot Borg women like Seven of Nine.
    2 Only charge for a visit is you get 1 small implant.

    After say 10 implants, you have a nice drone... and it was all voluntary.

  12. To any Aliens reading Slashdot... on New Paper Offers Additional Reasoning for Fermi's Paradox · · Score: 1

    Beware the white man, he comes to take your land/planet!

  13. Blame the Flinstones.... on Extinct Pyrenean Ibex Cloned · · Score: 1

    ... but I can't be the only one who would love to try out a big juicy mammoth steak the size of my car!

  14. Perfect sniper shot on Sniping Could Be the Next Killer iPod App · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For sniping regular run of the mill soldiers, the perfect sniping shot is thru both butt cheeks.

    Requires 1-2 soldiers to carry guy off the field, and to provide more targets perhaps.
    Requires medical care from limited medical staff like surgeons to remove the clothing,etc pushed into the wound.
    Soldier will not be returning to the field anytime soon.

    Best shot for depletion of enemy resources.

  15. Danger overated on Beginning iPhone Development · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not doing "Hello World" is no where near as dangerous as using GOTO!

  16. That reminds me... on Personality Testing For Employment · · Score: 1

    ... about time to get my sweater out of the closet and try it on again. Hope I can tug it down over my slightly larger stomach... been a few years.

    It is a special sweater though. It says, "Intellectual Incognito". My grandmother gave it to me.

  17. Terry Pratchett is a good guy... on Terry Pratchett Knighted · · Score: 1

    ... so don't expect a long soliloquy when he come to get you, just a couple feet of cold sharp steel!

  18. Cthulhu takes their lifespan! on Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV · · Score: 1

    Maybe the octopi sacrifice their lifespan to Cthulhu to allow him to live forever!

  19. People with social disorders... on Scientist Patents New Method To Fight Global Warming · · Score: 1

    There is probably a good reason he has avoided the public. You should not pick on people who may have a social disorder like agoraphobia.

    In case you don't want to follow the link and learn something, agoraphobia means a person is scared of large open spaces, much like the space between your ears.

  20. Special about today!?! on Recession Pushes IT To Find New Value In Old Gear · · Score: 1

    Today is my birthday you insensitive clod!

  21. Slashdotter's are still human... on Convergent Evolution Upends Honeyeaters' Taxonomy · · Score: 1

    "A cat with six toes is still a cat.

    Only if the cat can find another cat that will mate with it.

    Same applies to Slashdotter's too!

  22. No I wouldn't... on 100 Years Ago, No Free Broadband Pneumatic Tubes · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I do wish Debian would take it off their list of supported architectures. I want a new stable by New Years!

  23. This is Madness! on Change.gov Uses Google Moderator System · · Score: 1
  24. We archive it here... on Best Paradigm For a First Programming Course? · · Score: 1

    at this site: www.thedailywtf.com

    And no, you probably don't want to read it. It may just scar you for life.

  25. God and the Big Bang on Chemical Pollution Is Destroying Masculinity · · Score: 1

    These two are not mutually exclusive.

    God invented Mexican food first, after that, the Big Bang was pretty much inevitable!