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  1. Do you really have to ask? on Ask Slashdot: Thoughts On Star Wars: The Last Jedi One Week Later? [Spoilers] (independent.co.uk) · · Score: -1

    The movie was awesome. The roasted porgs from the concession stand didn't taste too bad.

  2. Re: MP3 was so long ago... on Amazon Music Ending Cloud MP3 Storage, Streaming Option (billboard.com) · · Score: -1

    Well we learned two more things about Creimer today. 1) he's a liar 2) he's a liar.

    My father's truck had only two radio stations when I was growing up: country and talk. Country as in Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson.

    Wonder what we will learn tomorrow ;)

    Scored 100 out of 100 on my performance review and got a $5K bonus today. :P

  3. MP3 was so long ago... on Amazon Music Ending Cloud MP3 Storage, Streaming Option (billboard.com) · · Score: -1

    At the turn of the century, the QA department had a MP3 server for ripped CDs.The supervisor pressured me to "contribute" to the collection. So I ripped and uploaded some Patsy Cline CDs. After I uploaded the MP3's to the server, the supervisor screamed "What's this shit?!" and turned up the volume for the entire department to hear the song, "I'm Sorry." Five minutes later, my folder got deleted. I was never asked to "contribute" after that.

  4. Re:There is a fine line here on Dozens of Companies Are Using Facebook To Exclude Older Workers From Job Ads (propublica.org) · · Score: -1

    Do you really want people that still read comic books as an adult working for you?

    Or go to comic cons to see their favorite actress and stand in line for three hours to get an autograph?

    The techs at my government IT job tend to fall into two camps (depending on location): comic cons or gun shows.

  5. What a wonderful idea! on Intel CEO Tells Employees: 'We Are Going To Take More Risks' (cnbc.com) · · Score: -1

    How much of this "risk taking" by Intel comes from AMD introducing the Ryzen processors and turning the processor market upside down this year?

  6. Re:well... on 'Productivity Is Dangerous' (theoutline.com) · · Score: -1

    Absolutely. Every once in a while write an anti-whatever article to counterbalance a pro-whatever article to keep your productivity fresh. Do this enough times you either become a marketer or a politician.

  7. Re:What a joke that bump stocks are still legal! on Ask Slashdot: What's The Worst IT-Related Joke You've Ever Heard? · · Score: -1

    I have another Slashdot account that I post two dozen comments and frequently get upmodded each day. I'm surprised that you and your shitposting mods allow me free run of Slashdot.

  8. Re:What a joke that bump stocks are still legal! on Ask Slashdot: What's The Worst IT-Related Joke You've Ever Heard? · · Score: -1

    The moderation system has become a means for enforcing groupthink and SILENCING users like Creimer who become unpopular with a small group of MORONS with mod points.

    APK is being too polite. The Pedobear Trolls that follow me are goat fuckers with mod points.

  9. Re:TODAY IS THE SABBATH. on Predictive Keyboard Tries To Write a New Harry Potter Chapter (cnet.com) · · Score: -1

    Actually, I'm named after St. Christopher the Christ Bearer. You might be better off worshiping Christ. Since this is the fifth day of Hanukkah and the candles are burning, behave yourself.

  10. Escaping from AlienCon 2016 on The US Military Admits It Spent $22 Million Investigating UFOs (boston.com) · · Score: -1, Interesting

    I've attended AlienCon 2016 in Santa Clara, CA, which was half science fiction and UFO nutters. The science fiction half was awesome. The UFO nutters half was weird and pissed off. Too many people showed up for a panel about definitive proof of the government coverup. The panel got delayed for four hours, relocated to an empty space inside the dealer room and next to the L. Ron Hubbard display with a Psychlo spaceship reaching the ceiling. I've heard the crowd talk about pregnant women getting abortions by aliens in space and how some were planning to murder the organizer if the panel didn't get started. The UFO nutters were old white people. More than a few wore Trump campaign shirts.

  11. The future of Slashdot... on 'The Gawker Foundation' is Crowdfunding a Bid To Re-Launch Gawker.com (savegawker.com) · · Score: -1

    After the Pedobear Trolls run off long time users and ransack the place as their own personal 4Chan.

  12. If they implemented only Python 2 in Excel, and everybody tries to run Python 3 code in their spreadsheets.

    That seems unlikely since Python 2's EOL is happening in 2020. Many Python tools are dropping Python 2 support.

    https://pythonclock.org/

  13. Watch out for Nigarian Scammers... on One of Australia's Richest Men Lost $1 Million To Email Scam (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    A friend of mine made the unfortunate mistake of having an Internet girlfriend whom he never met in person, never heard on the phone or seen via Skype, and sending her $5,000 (his life savings) to her with the promise that he would get his money back and $15,000 to hold for her. She just happen to be an American nurse working at a Nigerian hospital and was waiting for the government to pay her salary. Whenever he demanded his money back, she kept promising him more money (i.e., $15K, $17K and $20K).

    He refused to acknowledge that he had gotten scammed by Nigerian confidence scammers. Such an admission would be painful as this isn't the first time he ever got scammed and he doesn't have much else at 60. When he mentioned to her that he was having problems with the IRS, he got a call an hour later from an IRS agent demanding $5,000 for back taxes that he didn't owe. He called the IRS and found out that was a scam.

    They're still "dating" but things have cooled off now that they're fighting about money he wants back from her and she wants more from him.

  14. Re:CHRIS REIMER WORKS AT THE FBI!!! on Andy Rubin's Essential Phone Considered Anything But (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: -1

    Ok chris. Well the other day I said I would leave you alone.
    Now you've undone that.

    I'm not responsible for what other ACs do. Thanks for confirming that 80% of the trolling is done by you.

    Chris dale reimer says that moving to mexico to marry an "underage sweet thing" is how you get "the most bang for your retirement dollar"

    Ron Moore lost. Get over it and stop beating off on this dead horse.

    CHRIS DALE REIMER IS NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT HIS SHIT JOB AT THE FBI HELPDESK AT THE REQUEST OF HIS STAFFING COMPANY

    1) My LinkedIn profile was scrubbed because I was contacted by a prominent whistleblower during my first month of employment.
    2) I don't work for the FBI. I do have a friend who is a forensic computer technician for the FBI.
    3) I don't work for help desk either. They're across the hallway from my office.
    4) Government management requested that I've scrubbed my LinkedIn profile.

  15. A group of people went to a multimillionaire at the turn of the century (circa 1900) with the demand that he give his wealth to every American. The multimillionaire handed each person a dime.

  16. Re:Not much of a paradox on The Silicon Valley Paradox: One In Four People Are At Risk of Hunger (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1

    creimer will just reach over and eat right out of your plate.

    I recently ordered this shirt from Teespring: "I work out so I can eat all the holiday cookies."

  17. Lousy advertising... on Andy Rubin's Essential Phone Considered Anything But (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: -1

    A friend working at a Sprint store told me that many customers thought that the "Essential" cellphone was an iPhone.

  18. Re:$5,000? on Apple iMac Pro Goes on Sale December 14th (engadget.com) · · Score: -1

    That's my Christmas bonus in two weeks. I'll be hitting $60K for the year.

  19. Get Microsoft Certified... on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Way to Retrain Old IT Workers? · · Score: -1

    Microsoft is offering a certification deal for 2018: full price for first exam, 25% off for second exam, and 50% off every exam thereafter within nine months of the first exam. The first exam must be taken by April 30, 2018. I'm planning to take the Windows 10 MSCE and got management to agree to a $500 reimbursement program. If I get that wrapped up sooner than later, I might go for the Windows Server 2016 MSCE. My work has Windows 10 rollout slated for 2018 and Windows Server 2016 rollout for 2019.

    https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/learning/offers.aspx#certs-and-exams

  20. Re:old? Old? OLD? on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Way to Retrain Old IT Workers? · · Score: -1

    IT workers are "old" when they reach 30, not 40.

    I was "too old" when I became a video game tester at 28, a lead video game tester at 31, and an IT worker at 34. With my current government IT job, I'm a youngster at 48 compared to the graybeards in their 60s and 70s.

  21. Re:Mothership is done... on Jony Ive Returns To Apple Design Management Role After Two Years (9to5mac.com) · · Score: -1

    Apple won't let you see it up close, but you can get a really good bird eye's view using Google Maps.

    The Apple Park Visitor Center has a scale model of the campus and employees hand out iPads with a virtual reality app to let you interact with the model by taking off the virtual roof to look inside the building. If you ever tried Pokemon Go, it's the same technology. If the floor layout is accurate, Apple workers are packed like sardines in cubicles.

  22. Re:That's ironic for YouTube content creators... on YouTube to Launch New Music Subscription Service in March (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    WOW! That's what a 600$ camera gets you these days?? Should have gone for a 500$ camera and a fucking monopod and a "using a camera for dummies" book!

    I'm using the iPhone 6s and selfie stick. I'll be getting a monopod for Silicon Valley Comic Con in April 2018.

    EIGHT views! Wow! That's like 75$ per view. The universe will be made entirely of iron by the time you've made that back.

    Between my author and precious metals channels on YouTube, I've made 75+ videos and gotten 20K+ views with my iPhone 6s. I'll be using it for the next five years to make videos.

    Your customers will be impressed by your portfolio, I'm sure.

    YouTube is a platform for building a world-wide audience that could convert to paying customers.

    I also like the closing credits where we can see the other attendees

    The b-roll footage was done on the iPad (5th gen) and a Manfotto mini tripod that I put on a stage, trashcan and table to record five minutes at each location and splice together to create a 30-second time lapse.

  23. Mothership is done... on Jony Ive Returns To Apple Design Management Role After Two Years (9to5mac.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've read that he spent the last two years working on the Mothership. It's done. Unless you're an Apple employee or invited to a developer event, you're not going to see the Mothership up close. The unwashed masses will have to settle for the Apple Park Visitor Center behind the Mothership and glaze upon its beauty from the roof terrace.

  24. That's ironic for YouTube content creators... on YouTube to Launch New Music Subscription Service in March (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    If you want to download royalty free music for your YouTube videos, some musicians who post their music on YouTube will require that you connect via Spotify to download.

  25. [...] to make more money that a Youtube star?

    I have no intention of becoming a YouTube star.

    For one thing, it takes you hours to make a single video.

    My monthly time budget is eight hours. I can record four to five videos in two hours for my PM channel that publishes a new video every other week. My author channel will be weekly. All the new camera gear was paid for from the $600 I made from Slashdot. Thank you for your support!