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  1. Re:Am I the only one on Two Players, One Console, Cooperative Play? · · Score: 1

    Wow, Mensa Babe sure has her shorts in a knot. Looks like you made her shit list too!

  2. Re:I beg to differ.... on The Cassini Division · · Score: 1

    But since most geeks won't see those, either by not leaving their basements or from the beaches clearing when they do, we'll have to stick with the paperback sci-fi as the measure that a geek can observe...

  3. Re:training sociopathic attack cats on What's Your (non-tech) Hobby? · · Score: 1

    But the sociopath part is there from the start...

  4. Re:Please! on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate? · · Score: 1

    This gets so old and tired. I think it's time everyone accepted that english is a living and dynamic language, always adding new words and modifying existing ones. After all, how many of you feel in a particularly jovial mood and say, "I'm feeling especially gay today," and have anyone understand your intended meaning? I suspect the answer to both is no. So let's stop playing this pathetic, tired game, and use the language the way it is used, today.

  5. Re:Sensationalism... on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate? · · Score: 1

    know I'm flogging a dead horse here, but isn't time we got politicians with a clue?

    Sure, all you would have to do is elect them. But that would require having a population with a clue...

  6. Re:awkward evolutionary spur in the handheld world on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns · · Score: 1

    Or, shockingly enough, you could use it as a DVD player at home. After all, for that price, would you want to buy another DVD player for home?

  7. I can see it now... on Sweden To Outlaw File Sharing, Crypto Breaking? · · Score: 1

    I can just hear a former college student moaning to his cellmate: "I don't know if I'm in jail for downloading Kazaa, or using it to download Britney Spears...".

    Cellmate: "Neither. You're here because you like Britney Spears."

  8. Re:Snood on The Return Of Shareware Games · · Score: 1

    I'm curious. Do you have a pet, and is it stuffed?

  9. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. on USB 1.1 Renumbered To USB 2? · · Score: 1

    Overdosed speed.

  10. Re:Not normally a Linus fan but.. on SCO Berates Linus' Approach To Kernel Contributions · · Score: 1

    Non-transferability won't improve the lot of inventors. If they're not working for a large company, or don't have the money themselves, they will likely not be able to enforce their patent and may go out of business before they can fully market their product. That can take an innovative mind out of the invention 'industry'.

  11. Re:Later in the discussion... on Sen Hatch Would Like To Destroy Filetraders' PCs · · Score: 1

    Hatch is a cunt.

    Heh. That needs to be said more about Hatch in particular, and politicians in general...come on, you know you want to.

  12. Re:Perspective on Robots Without a Cause · · Score: 1

    The cutting edge ones invariably look pointless at the time.

    I partly agree with the point you were trying to make, but, as usual, generalities muck up the works. I'm sure most people were interested in indoor plumbing when it was created, but were probably more put off with the cost of retrofitting their homes with it. So you saw a few things with limited retrofits (like, just the kitchen and stay with the outhouse).

    But let's say you still believe the majority of the people thought indoor plumbing was pointless. Let's flashback a few thousand years to the summer of the invention of the bow:

    Bob: Hey, Joe! Look at this cool thing I invented! (Holds up simple bow and arrow.)

    Joe: (Dubiously) What's that? It looks like a tiny spear. And why did you use that string to bend your little club? It's big enough to hurt someone, but how can you use it all bent like that?

    Bob: Well, Joe it's a bow and arrow. You hook the arrow to the string, pull it back, and when you let go, it flies really fast! Here, I'll show you (Demonstrates by shooting a tree.)

    Joe: Well, it looks interesting, but I don't need to put any sticks into trees, so why would I be interested in that? (Walks away.)

    Winter comes along...

    Joe: Man, I'm cold. I always hate winter, furs are hard to come by, and there is never enough food. (Looks over to where Bob lives.) Bob seems to be doing okay, though. I've seen him bring in rabbits pretty much every day, and he has the clothes to match. I wonder what his secret is?

    Something tells me that it went a little differently than that.

    Some things are obviously good to whoever sees them: the wheel, fire, domesticated animals, farming, artificial shelter. Other things have a more subtle value, or need other equally subtle inventions before the value becomes obvious: electricity, magnetism, electromagnetism, mechanical lcocmotion, the phone (which uses three of the above). All were cutting edge at one time, but some are a little more obcious in their benefits.

  13. Re:let's get ready to rumble! on Chinese Manned Space Flight Set For Autumn · · Score: 1

    I was thinking more of the backyard launches. Although I did launch a few rockets as a kid, I didn't have any payloads in them, but I have seen a few bugs go up...and so few ever come back down in any recognizable form in the capsule...

  14. Re:Race may not be a good thing on Chinese Manned Space Flight Set For Autumn · · Score: 1

    And how many times hasthe Millikin Oil Drop experiment been done? How many experimental aircraft have broken the speed of sound? If you want to be part of certain communities, you have to do things yourself, the hard way. That means launching and recovering a capsule, launching and recovering a live specimen, sending man into orbit. Although you can buy your way into any industry to a certain degree, you have neither the experience or the credibility until you've achieved certain goals. After all, this isn't programming or anything...

  15. Re:let's get ready to rumble! on Chinese Manned Space Flight Set For Autumn · · Score: 1

    Yes, but I think more hamsters/frogs/mice have been launched than any other species. They may not have gone as high, but the results are always spectacular...

  16. Re:Wow! on A Mighty Wind · · Score: 1

    Of course, it is the nature of a bureaucracy to grow as long as such growth is possible, but maybe they could get more bang for their buck. ;)

  17. Re:Jurisdictional problems on Europe To Force Right of Reply On Internet Communication · · Score: 1

    It would be irrelevant because no real companies take /. seriously, and so would not reply...

    */joke*

  18. Re:Just for the record; on Shrinking The Watermelon · · Score: 1

    It's also quite likely how your (and my) entire family history for the last >2000 years came from, so I wouldn't complain too much...

  19. Re:mirror on Settling SCOres · · Score: 1

    OTOH, pathetic jokes by nerds all look the same...

  20. Re:Referencing on NASA's Cool Robot of the Week · · Score: 1

    No, this would be a new, only-used-by-NASA distance measurement unit, because one of the few things harder
    (apparently) than converting between two units of measure would be converting between three. That's not enough of a challenge for them, though, so they decided to give the third unit a name already used for measuring something else (time). I think we can expect the next probe sent to Mars to end up somewhere near Venus...sometime....

  21. Wow! on A Mighty Wind · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not being from the US, I didn't know that welfare got >2x what defense got (would I have known if I was American? ;). But here's an idea - draft welfare recipients. No more street people and defense gets more money (somewhat offset by the low-ranking, low-pay conscripts). It's a winning solution, well, except for the welfare recipients, but what an incentive to get off the dole!

    Of course, I don't believe that, but you can bet there's at least one clown on the Hill who thinks that's a good idea (and he probably has half his staff telling him to shut up about that idea until pension kicks in...).

  22. Problem looking for a solution... on A Mighty Wind · · Score: 1

    I'm sure KFC could make this go away if we would let them...

  23. Re:I hate to say... on IBM Doesn't Comply With SCO's Deadline · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, that's good, I was hoping to not have to change my opinions. SCO will be #2 in my heart until they're gone. But MS will always be #1...makes me feel all warm inside.

  24. Re:Not surprised on Cable TV Ruins Bhutan · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, you (and your parents) are too old to correct this oversight, or I'm sure one of your concerned neighbours would have reported you.

  25. Re:Just wait... on Cable TV Ruins Bhutan · · Score: 1

    And more than 50 cars in the country to steal...