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  1. Hmm. on Diamonds As Room-Temperature Superconductors · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we can have computer rooms that look like levels from Megaman.

  2. Riiiiight. on GTA: Sin City Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    Featured in the game are a number of easter eggs. One of which happens on April 1st, which you jack the car you've been wanting for a while, and it immediately turns into a Ford Pinto the second you step into it.

  3. I can see it now. on RFC 3514: New Bit Defined for IPv4 Headers · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bit set to 1 indicates a pr0n site, the bit set to 0 indicates a non-pr0n site.

  4. Happy. on Broad Bills to Protect 'Communications Services' · · Score: 1

    I'm happy with my NAT. The ISP isn't forced to give me one of their oh-so-expensive IPs, and I'm not forced to set up my network any differently. Why the fuck should I pay more for the 'privilage' of connecting more than one computer to their network? Then they better start paying me for the 'privilage' of spamming my inbox with messages from every company who has the $$ to buy their mailing list.

  5. Yoink on Microsoft To Demo 'Palladium' At WinHEC · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a press release addressed to the world from Bill Gates... "Hello citizens of the world. I would just like to congratulate all the owners of our Palladium-enabled operating system! You won't have to worry about viruses -- they won't run on your system. You won't have to worry about those nasty games such as Anarchy Online or Doom 3, either. We are only going to allow our operating system to run our software. Some of you have asked about the exclusion of 'Minesweeper' from this version of Windows. To be blunt, Minesweeper takes so much time and effort to produce, that we've decided to sell it as a separate product. That will be another $500, per computer, per user. That covers one year worth of updates. It will also require a CD-key and server verification! Once again, I'd like to thank the U.S. Government for helping us out, and you the people for voting with your dollars. Its clear that all the software manufacturers EXCEPT for Microsoft haven't lived up to your standards, so you'll never have to deal with them again!"

  6. After all... on Microsoft Refuses To Fix NT 4.0 Exploit · · Score: 1

    ..it isn't Microsoft's fault that people refuse to redesign their company, buy a new licencing scheme, and further Microsoft's evil cause just to ensure the safety of their data.

  7. ..but on Robots! · · Score: 1

    I want a robot to help me recite lines from "All Your Base" Like.. Me: What happen? Robot: Someone set up us the bomb!

  8. Re:GBA Cube? on Gameboy Advance SP Released Today in North America · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not interested in IGN's 'wait 6 months before opening up obselete news to the public' tactics. Either that or closing their site a little more every day to get people to pay the $50/month 'Insider' charges. As Moviepoopchute.com would say, "Fuck IGN, fuck IGN in their stupid asses."

  9. Yeah. on Improving Company Morale? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I got fired from ClientLogic without warning. The morale of the place among the workers wasn't very good. Seems everyone I talked to had some bitchfest about the place daily. The turnover rate was very high, because they were being bitchslapped around by Bellsouth. Their rules were archaic, and we were stuffed into cubicles, not one, but two at a time. Forced to run programs that crash every five minutes, and forced to be tech support, sales AND customer service. Not to mention that promotion was only a $.10/hr increase in pay. Add to that the fact that the vending machines were always broken and that they regularly lay off half of their staff where I worked, and you get low morale. I heard through the grapevine that we were getting paid $5 less than what we should have. And we were missing benefits. All so the company could profit a little more. ClientLogic was getting paid almost as much for giving us the privilige of working for them as we were busting our asses for them! And they slashed our benefits.

  10. GBA Cube? on Gameboy Advance SP Released Today in North America · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When is the Gamecube device to let you play GBA games on the Gamecube coming out? That would be worth purchasing, especially if it let you play games as if you had 2 GBAs linked.

  11. So. on Teach A Robot To Drive, Win A Million Bucks · · Score: 1

    I guess the US Military has this one won. Just show them a cruise missile and launch it across 250mi of the area and then crash it. Or if they want to be nifty, have a parachute warhead that contains the 'brains' of the thing and can deploy wheels or landing gear to deploy at the end of the course.

  12. Massive? on WETA Digital Operations Mgr. Talks Special Effects · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why would I want to listen to another man talk about my penis?

  13. Reason. on Matrix Special Edition Cancelled · · Score: 3, Funny

    The real reason is that the machines from the Matrix and the machines from Skynet are in different unions, and refuse to work together in the same world, just to entertain us humans.

  14. Money. on What is Wrong With Game Development? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Money is what's wrong with game development. Someone puts it in the head of the programmers' management team that every day they spend working on a game is a day in which they lose money amounting to both operating costs and potential profit.

    In fact, they seem to think that if you release a game half-done it'll make more money than a game that's complete.

  15. Re:Prey on Swarm Intelligence · · Score: 1

    I got Prey for Christmas. Really did a good job explaining swarm behavior and entertaining me between Slashdot reads. Do what he says. Buy Prey. Now.

  16. Re:it should be noted on A Music Industry Case Study · · Score: 1

    Just like herpes.

  17. Re:Their Initial Ventures Never Are Profitable on Xbox Losses Double, Xbox Shrinks · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Thanks for pointing that out to me. Never quite though of it that way!

  18. Re:Their Initial Ventures Never Are Profitable on Xbox Losses Double, Xbox Shrinks · · Score: 1

    Microsoft knows that they have money to spend. So they waste money for a few years while the other companies die a long, painful death. When those companies are dead, Microsoft starts trying to make money again, when they have no real competition.

    I'll bet they'll start charging for Internet Explorer soon. What's that? You want to open device manager? +$200 for that add-on, please. That DOS shell is going to cost you there, buddy.

  19. Re:"Write in support"--but carefully! on Who Owns Your Digital Media? · · Score: 1

    This is not a troll post. Save your points for a goatse link or 'Uncle Kike' post. Whoever runs the story submission review department must have something against conspiracy theories. However, they also must be obsessive/compulsive. We often get the same story several times, but even more often do hundreds submit the same story, all of whom are rejected.

  20. Re:Right. on Should The Next Windows Be Built On Linux? · · Score: 1

    I'm not part of this GNU crowd. Free software is good, and I usually don't agree with licences and crap that most commercial software attempts to enforce, but don't associate me with some Linux advocate.

  21. Right. on Should The Next Windows Be Built On Linux? · · Score: 1

    Ever heard that company's slogan that says something about better ingrediants means better products? Lets attempt to break MS programmers' vision of what an OS should be and change it to Linus' vision. Now lets all remember that MS wants to put a cap on copying and copywrite violations whereas Linus wants everything to be open and within grasp. Conflict of interest and all.

  22. Taking. on Rosen Floats ISP Fee Idea -- Charge Everybody! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Tell you what. I'll give the RIAA and MPAA each five dollars a year if they'll simply stop trying to sue and get file sharing banned or whatever they're doing. Anyone else find it funny that a corporation is trying desperately to tax us? Corporations can't tax! Interest groups can't tak! Only the government can tax.

  23. Two uses! on 1KM 802.11b @ 2MB · · Score: 3, Funny

    Download pr0n and kill some birds at the same time!

  24. Re:DDR maybe? on Games Controlled By An Exercise Bike · · Score: 2

    PPP doesn't use only your hands. It uses whatever can break the sensor. So you can use it for like rhythmic weapon mastery, hand waving, gaining balance, rhythm in general, etc. More fun than DDR, and I'm a DDR veteran!

  25. Another Monopoly? on AMI Introduces 'Trusted Computing' BIOS · · Score: 2

    I guess Microsoft gets sole control of the 'trusted' keystring. Anyone else using it without paying them 'licencing' fees for it will be in violation of th DMCA. So sure, you can have Linux on your computer, but doing so will be illegal because our friends at Microsoft will refuse to sell out their keystring to make Linux legally bootable. Brilliant. If you can't out-compete someone, change the standard to tighten your monopoly.