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  1. Numerical Porn on IBM Researchers Open Source Homomorphic Crypto Library · · Score: 2

    With the erection of homomorphic data centers, we should be able to pound our data injections directly and deeply into encrypted data mounds using a direct boaring method without worrying about compromising data health.

  2. Dammit Judge! on From 'Quantified Self' To 'Quantified Car' · · Score: 1

    That is so self-incriminating!

  3. Gross! on Nano-Suit Protects Bugs From Vacuums · · Score: 3, Funny

    so the human spacesuit of the future will be a thick coating of fruit flies dipped in honey while the mother ship sprays you with electrons? I'm not sure where to invest my stock money at this point! Electrons?

  4. It's like sex.. on North Korean Missile Raised To Firing Position, Says US Official · · Score: 1

    At the end, she's going.. "will you cum already? I'm late for work!'

  5. Capturing Asteroids on Can NASA, Air Force, and Private Industry Really Mitigate an Asteroid Threat? · · Score: 2

    One of the side thoughts I had about this was military applications. If we can capture asteriods or chunks of rocks, can we drop them into orbit to land on a city? A non-nuclear threat? I was of course thinking of the book "The moon is a harsh mistress".. Otherwise, why is NASA so interested in the topic?

  6. What asteroid? on Can NASA, Air Force, and Private Industry Really Mitigate an Asteroid Threat? · · Score: 2

    I'm more worried about a Korean threat!

  7. Holy Bit Batman! on Iran Plans To Launch an 'Islamic Google Earth' · · Score: 1

    The Ayatollah Khomeini has dictated that our Islamic 3d map will be holy and use a 9 bit architecture!

  8. Re:My answer on Fighting TSA Harassment of Disabled Travelers · · Score: 1

    Even before the TSA was around, Boston Logon airport had a reputation as a sloppy joint..

  9. Re:North Korea's war preperations... on United States Begins Flying Stealth Bombers Over South Korea · · Score: 1

    Don't forget.. Kim Jong cancels his Netflix subscription..

  10. Re:Good luck with that on United States Begins Flying Stealth Bombers Over South Korea · · Score: 1

    Weapons grade uranium is in short supply and is hard to get. I think they focus on sources rather than destinations.. I"m not an expert on the topic though..

  11. Re:The winner? on United States Begins Flying Stealth Bombers Over South Korea · · Score: 1

    Not something I normally search for.. but.. this contest would just make Kim Jong even madder! http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/penis-size-world-map

  12. I have movies on my mind.. on Wayland/Weston Gets Forked As Northfield/Norwood · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a merged sequel for Brokeback Mountain and The Matrix!

  13. Just to ask.. on Ask Slashdot: New To Linux; Which Distro? · · Score: 1

    Why Linux?

  14. Re:Dammit Slashdot Editors!!!! on FAA Grants Arlington Texas Police Department Permission To Fly UAVs · · Score: 1

    Oh Wow! My iPhone is a UAV? Too Cool dude!

  15. Re:Take care out there Voyager on Voyager 1 Officially Exits Our Solar System · · Score: 1

    So long and thanks for all the fish!

  16. It depends.. on Ask Slashdot: How To (or How NOT To) Train Your Job Replacement? · · Score: 1

    On your personal relationship with the client.. do you go out for beer together, understand their situation, get why they are doing this? Or do you feel like you have given your all, only to be tossed aside? You might cooperate fully, or cancel your contract and offer to start a training one at higher rates. Depends..

  17. I"ve upgraded my software! on Ask Slashdot: On the Job Certification Training? · · Score: 1

    I QUIT!

  18. Re: I Don't Get It on DoJ Admits Aaron Swartz's Prosecution Was Political · · Score: 1

    But. . We are the public. .

  19. Re:But, was it... on Terminator Sparrows? · · Score: 1

    It depends on how the blow goes.. ummm I mean wind blows.. yeah wind..

  20. Appearances are deceiving.. on NASCAR Tries To Squelch Video of Spectators Injured By Crash · · Score: 1

    It was an empty can. He needed another beer and the wait was so long that he pacified himself by holding onto the empty one.. *suck suck*

  21. The Roman Circus on NASCAR Tries To Squelch Video of Spectators Injured By Crash · · Score: 1

    All you are viewing is the Roman Circus syndrome, but the difference is that these drivers (Gladiators?) accept the risks and get paid for it. I'm not sure I see your point on the spectator's attitudes. Of course, they are excited and are only expecting to be 'spectators', not participants.

  22. Bungled! on Ask Slashdot: Starting From Scratch After a Burglary? · · Score: 1

    Where's that Goatse link when you need it?

  23. please close your floppy drive on California Professors Unveil Proposal To Attack Asteroids With Lasers · · Score: 2

    A problem has been detected and windows needs to shutdown to protect your satellite. Error 0x00002.

  24. Re:Touch is an old technology on Microsoft Blames PC Makers For Windows Failure · · Score: 1

    Since our users were minimum wage airport checkpoint screens/bag screeners who often had no idea how to use a computer, we designed our mac software with the touch screen concept and BIG buttons :) It worked and worked well. By doing this, we avoided the ballsies problem of leaving a mouse/keyboard out to be stolen.

  25. Next time send a cow! on Iran Says It Sent Monkey Into Space and Back · · Score: 1

    Monkey Say, Monkey Do!