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Microsoft Blames PC Makers For Windows Failure

rtfa-troll writes "The Register tells us that Microsoft has begun squabbling with PC manufacturers over the reasons behind the failure of Windows 8. Microsoft is 'frustrated with major OEMs who didn't build nearly enough touch systems.' PC manufacturers have hit back, saying that they 'would have been saddled with the costs of a huge pile of unsold units,' claiming that customers actually avoided higher-end touch products which were available and instead bought lower-end, cheaper laptops while 'Microsoft is not blaming itself for' the failure of its own touch device, the Surface RT. The PC manufacturers' claims that touch is the problem seem to be backed by reviews, and some educational rants from users and opinions from user interface design experts. However, Microsoft sees this differently. Microsoft is planning to strike back at the PC vendors in February with Surface Pro; with a shorter battery life and much heavier than a normal tablet, this is being seen as a direct competitor to traditional laptops. By using its desktop operating system franchise as a lever, Microsoft will be able to enter the lower-specification end of the laptop market with a cost advantage which make make life difficult for former partners such as HP and Dell. We've discussed previously how some PC manufactures such as Dell have failed in generational change whilst others have diversified to survive market changes; Samsung with Android and the (still) bestselling Chromebook. ASUS with their successful Nexus tablets. We also discussed the ergonomic problems which are claimed to make touch screens unsuitable for PC use."

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  1. Former partners? by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Last I checked Dell and HP are both very much still MS partners. This is more akin to a lover's spat than a breakup.

    1. Re:Former partners? by kurt555gs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ford blamed dealers for poor Edsel sales.

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    2. Re:Former partners? by rtfa-troll · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's just a "lover's spat" till she kicks you out and changes the locks. When you also see she's taken the local mafia enforcer psycho into bed, you better be looking for a new girlfriend. Knowing Microsoft they will be waiting with a cleaver when HP tries to come back in through the window.

      Apart from the way Microsoft is entering the hardware market in all the areas where the PC makers could grow (tablets and phones), there are already rumours of Microsoft buying out Dell. This would match other markets that they have come into, e.g. in databases they partly bought out Sybase and then destroyed everyone else who wasn't prepared for total war. Presumably part of the aim is to reduce the apparent value of Dell so that they get it cheap. The others like Acer, HP and Nokia that are trapped with Microsoft are in deep trouble.

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    3. Re:Former partners? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Acer makes some fairly decent Android tablets, so they aren't completely chained to Microsoft. The 10" Iconia even has a USB host plug, so you can transfer data in and out of it with a conventional thumb drive. Connectivity is important for those of us who haven't sipped enough Google kool-aide and don't want to push all our data into the fog.

    4. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just a "lover's spat" till she kicks you out and changes the locks. When you also see she's taken the local mafia enforcer psycho into bed, you better be looking for a new girlfriend.

      You didn't start looking for a new girlfriend when she kicked you out and changed the lock? She has to start sleeping with someone you're scared of before you'd leave her alone?

      You're doing it wrong. Horribly wrong.

    5. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The entire article is trolling FUD. Notice how there isn't a link to any statement from Microsoft or PC OEMs regarding any of this? Notice how all of this alleged information comes from unnamed "insiders" and "sources"? That's because it's complete bullshit.

      Windows 8 hasn't failed. Hell, it's only been out for three months and it sold forty million copies in its first month alone, despite PC and technology sales being down across the board; that includes Windows 7, Android, MacOS and iOS based devices.

    6. Re:Former partners? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Your conclusion is based on rumour and innuendo. The reality is that HP did try to come out with a tablet and aborted it before it had a real chance, despite it apparently being quite good. Dell farted about but never did anything substantial. Hardly anyone seemed interested in doing a Windows 8 tablet, except for the shit brands who would have turned out some bulky plastic piece of crap and doomed the platform from the start. Microsoft doesn't make its own phones because there are good WP models available from other manufacturers.

      Dell and HP have only themselves to blame and they know it, and Acer don't care because they don't make really expensive tablets.

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    7. Re:Former partners? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Oh Jesus! If MS buys Dell, it would be the end of server and enterprise gear quality as we know it. Specifically with regards to their Precision, Optiplex, and PowerEdge lineup. SonicWALL (now owned by Dell) would also get a kick in the teeth. Either the division sold off or its SonicOS replaced with something shitty, like an MS Win8 kernel shoved in the box.

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    8. Re:Former partners? by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      Microsoft doesn't make its own phones because there are good WP models available from other manufacturers.

      Microsoft DID try to make it's own phones. Microsoft Kin. They had to discontinue them after only 48 days on the market, because they didn't sell.

    9. Re:Former partners? by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      iOS based devices sales are certainly not "down". iPad sales are up 48%.
      iPhone sales are up 29%.
      http://investor.apple.com/sec.cfm

      (I will of course be modded troll or flamebait for pointing out the facts, as usual.)

    10. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But HP manages to get into deep trouble even without MS doing ANYTHING :-)
      Must be those top-shots on the board and management.

    11. Re:Former partners? by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Funny

      Last I checked Dell and HP are both very much still MS partners.

      I believe that "thralls" describes the relationship more accurately.

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    12. Re:Former partners? by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Keep in mind that every device sold with Windows 8 that immediately get "downgraded" to windows 7 is still counted as a windows 8 sale to Microsoft.

    13. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, let's not forget, they blamed Firestone for Explorer instabilities, rollover deaths, etc.

    14. Re:Former partners? by davydagger · · Score: 2

      both companies have experiance selling linux on the server side,

      HP
      http://h18004.www1.hp.com/products/servers/linux/index.html?jumpid=ex_r163_us/en/large/eb/iss_linuxserverphr_googlesemaw

      Dell:
      http://content.dell.com/us/en/enterprise/linux-servers

      so its not like they don't have in house experts.

      a companion to SLES is SLED, the SuSe Desktop
      https://www.suse.com/products/desktop/features/interop.html

      and there is a RHEL desktop too
      https://www.redhat.com/products/enterprise-linux/desktop/

      Both the CPU archectures,(x86), and the code bases (GNU/Linux + their brand of corporate funk), have been proven time and time again, on every playing field, and they've been sold by both companies.

      Why do you need windows again?

    15. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Look, I came here to read about Microsoft. Talk about Explorer instabilities has no place here.

    16. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well played, sir. Well played.

    17. Re:Former partners? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      My plan was perfect! It only failed because of the incompetence of others!

      (and those meddling kids)

    18. Re:Former partners? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      If MS buys Dell, it would be the end of server and enterprise gear quality as we know it.

      True, it would improve considerably. Ever used DRAC?

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    19. Re:Former partners? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      If MS buys Dell, it would be the end of server and enterprise gear quality as we know it.

      True, it would improve considerably. Ever used DRAC?

      Of course, I meant "because everybody would switch to another supplier".

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    20. Re:Former partners? by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh you can bet your last dollar they are ALL talking to Google right now about ChromeOS and Android. There is not a SINGLE positive indicator with Windows 8, even with a $40 price tag copies have not sold for shit, PCs with Win 8 haven't sold for shit, yet will Ballmer listen? Nope because he thinks you can slap a paint job on a Pinto and make it into a Porsche and it WILL NEVER EVER WORK. PC buyers buy on price, did he forget his little "redhead goes shopping" ad they had for Win 7?

      And as one of the usability experts in TFA said so damned perfectly PCs are a content CREATION as well as consumption device but Win 8 is strictly designed for consumption which people can do just as well on their phones or tablets. But this goes back to Ballmer's delusion because he doesn't understand that nobody gives a shit about Windows and its certainly not a brand that anybody is gonna pay top dollar for, it sure as hell isn't gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy because you have...Windows. No its the programs stupid! The ONLY reason people use Windows is because of the bazillion X86 programs they have they want to run, year after year of Windows software that people DO care about, but which Windows 8 makes a royal PITA to use if it'll even run at all...sigh.

      If the board don't stop hitting the crack pipe and wake the fuck up and fire Ballmer's fat ass they ain't gonna have to worry about what PCs the OEMs sell because their software? won't be on it, and can you blame 'em? MSFT under Ballmer is making their own hardware (like somebody we know) to sell in their own stores (I could point out what a ripoff this is, but who hasn't figured this out yet?) so every. single. dime. that the OEMs give MSFT is gonna be used to try to put them out of business...would YOU give a shit what MSFT wanted if you were an OEM?

      Any retailer will tell you Windows has a "sweet spot" of $350-$650 and THAT IS IT. You can't sell touchscreens at that price and make a cent, not with MSFT gouging on licenses and putting out a royal stinkbomb of an OS. And now Ballmer thinks they are gonna clean up with a tablet that is twice as heavy and bulky as an iPad, is gonna sound like an F15 taking off, have shitty battery life, and oh yeah costs MORE than the newest iPad by several hundred?

      The OEMs are right, all they would get if they cranked out high end touchscreen laptops is another warehouse full of unsold gear that is worth less every day, they could put them right next to those piles of Ultrabooks Intel convinced them would sell like hotcakes. WinPro tablet is gonna bomb HARD, it'll sell to a few business niches but not enough to make it a profitable line, and this can just be added to the 40+ billion Ballmer has shat down the drain over the past 6 years on failed ventures. Everybody talked about Elop being a mole but if I didn't know better I'd swear Ballmer was working for Google because he couldn't destroy MSFT any quicker if he took a flamethrower to the thing.

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    21. Re:Former partners? by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1
      John Scalzi has pretty much nailed it in his blog about his new Dell XPS touchscreen Win8 machine:

      What it really seems to come down to — and I don’t think there’s a nicer way of putting it — is whether you’re using your computer as a work tool or a toy. If you’re using it as a toy, and as an entertainment machine, then with Win8 Start Screen and apps are probably cool and fun. If you’re using your computer as a tool, they’re just in the way. And now I have them out of my way, so I can do my work.

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    22. Re:Former partners? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      If Dell falls, I would switch to HP or IBM. Despite Dell's consumer lowend budget PCs (Vostro, Inspiron, and Dimension series), their business and enterprise gear is good stuff for the money. Local support if you pay extra for it. That translate into less BS to get a part RMAed. HP will run you through the ringer after forcing you through the gauntlet of fire and damnation itself.

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    23. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the great car analogy. Now it all makes sense!.

    24. Re:Former partners? by carnivore302 · · Score: 1

      Maybe, just maybe they will learn in a few years that touch panels are a nice gimmick, but are a step back compared to traditional keyboard and mouse when doing actual work.

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    25. Re:Former partners? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Why not switch in that case to Sun, er Oracle? Either get Xeon boxes running OEL, or UltraSparc ## boxes running Solaris/Linux. That way, have one point of contact for all hardware & software needs. Or, if one doesn't like Oracle, one could buy IBM's Power or Z-Series.

    26. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a brand new laptop last weekend. It lasted about 45min as a Windows 8 machine. It was irritating to use without touch, so I switched it over to "Legacy Boot" from UEFI, Threw in an SSD as the new primary HD and loaded Window 7 on it. Problem solved. It's not that you CAN'T do things in Widows 8, it's that it asks you to jump through hoops to do it. If they wanted to integrate metro into the UI, they should have made the tiles snap into the background of the desktop and spring forward when you hover over them. That would have worked nicely. This just sucks without touch. 17.3 inches of metro is just stupid.

    27. Re: Former partners? by Xeranar · · Score: 1

      It was the 1958 recession and generally viewed super ford/low mercury status with overlapping price ranges that did it.

      MS is suffering from a distinct overpricing issue. They are chasing money for high-end touchscreens that just isn't there.

    28. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This article has made my day. Well delivered and well deserved my Microsoft. Before Microsoft we would really worry and react quickly if our software or hardware experienced a crash. Microsoft made crashing the norm.

    29. Re:Former partners? by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, these manufacturers are only agreeing to make a token number of Windows tablets to maintain their relationship with Microsoft.

      So long as they placate Ballmer's feeble attempt to enter the tablet space with overpriced inferior devices, Microsoft isn't as likely to try to encroach on their bread and butter, affordable laptops, or make trouble for them in Windows licensing.

      However, even this is temporary. When the Winodws 8 tablets inevitably flop as the Windows RT tablets and Windows phones have, Microsoft is going to have to look at Windows licensing as their only avenue to drive revenues. Acer and others can postpone this while the market moves to tablets, a place where they make pure revenue without paying Microsoft's licensing taxes.

    30. Re:Former partners? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Battered Wives/Stockholm Syndrome might be an even better description.

    31. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I bought 500 Windows 8 licenses simply because I need to upgrade some older systems to Windows 7 (the ones that would actually run it) and could no longer purchase any Windows 7 licenses.
      If I truly had my way I would port most to a Linux varient but I have so much software that will not run on anything but Windows XP and some of it barely on 7. Fortunately, we skipped Vista and with any luck, will be able to skip 8 as well. If we are even more lucky, the vendors will have something that will run on the newer operating systems.
      Every time we have to upgrade, it costs us a boat-load of money that has disappeared over the last several years and now we are in survival mode. This means we use the hardware we have until it is physically dead and not salvageable. It is easier to justify a stick of memory or a hard drive than a new system. Most of our users are not power users, so a five year old (sometimes older) system works extremely well for the work being done and is more efficient than training the user base on a new OS or just figuring out where Microsoft moved something without having to type an executable name into a search bar. That is IF we can even get the software we need to run on a new OS.
      That being said, there is absolutely no way we can afford high-end touch screens when a normal computer is half the cost. As much as I hate to admit it, we are the type of business that keeps Microsoft alive and Ballmer (or whoever it making these asinine decisions) is completely alienating us.

    32. Re:Former partners? by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      Right, except that Chris Suh, Microsoft's general manager of Investor Relations has confirmed it. Which kind of suggests that the Register was right and you should go back to your master and discuss a bit about keeping up to date with the talking points.

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    33. Re:Former partners? by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      They fumbled the execution, but they're heading in the right direction.

      That Metro UI is /bullshit/ for desktops, no question, but the idea of bridging the gaps between the various devices that consumers use in their day is a good one.

      Getting my phone, tablet, desktop, and laptop to talk to each other is no small feat, but if they can pull it off, they add tremendous value. Now, I'm not asking to be able to perform identical tasks on the phone/tablet as the desktop/laptop. The first two are for consuming, and the second 2 are for producing.

      If I could do work on the desktop and have that work automatically and immediately transferred to my laptop, that would be a tremendous increase in usability. If I happen to want to fact-check an item in my work while in a conversation, I'd love to get that information on my phone/tablet as well. I'll use each of these devices in different ways, but having them all talk to each other will still add a lot of value. I saw those commercials for NFC communication between phones. I'd love for that kind of communication to be happening between each of my devices all the time, automatically.

      Giving them all the same (bad) interface was a foolhardy idea, but if they can muddle along until they put together a single multi-device platform, they'll have a very compelling feature. Obviously this one feature alone won't win the battle, but it would sure help.

    34. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put the chair down, Steve. We all know it's you.

    35. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, except you are a fucking idiot if you think "Demand exceeded supply for the limited amount of touch-screen devices available." is the same thing as blaming OEMs. It's a statement of fact, not finger pointing.

      The Register was trying to instigate conflict by saying "Klein was diplomatic enough not to blame OEM manufacturers directly for failing to build enough low-cost touch devices for consumers â" he left that to Chris Suh, general manager of Investor Relations." They are the technology equivalent of The National Enquirer.

      Go back to school and learn how to read.

    36. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Steve Jobs is dead.

    37. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you can bet your last dollar they are ALL talking to Google right now about ChromeOS and Android. There is not a SINGLE positive indicator with Windows 8, even with a $40 price tag copies have not sold for shit, PCs with Win 8 haven't sold for shit, yet will Ballmer listen? Nope because he thinks you can slap a paint job on a Pinto and make it into a Porsche and it WILL NEVER EVER WORK. PC buyers buy on price, did he forget his little "redhead goes shopping" ad they had for Win 7?

      And as one of the usability experts in TFA said so damned perfectly PCs are a content CREATION as well as consumption device but Win 8 is strictly designed for consumption which people can do just as well on their phones or tablets. But this goes back to Ballmer's delusion because he doesn't understand that nobody gives a shit about Windows and its certainly not a brand that anybody is gonna pay top dollar for, it sure as hell isn't gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy because you have...Windows. No its the programs stupid! The ONLY reason people use Windows is because of the bazillion X86 programs they have they want to run, year after year of Windows software that people DO care about, but which Windows 8 makes a royal PITA to use if it'll even run at all...sigh.

      If the board don't stop hitting the crack pipe and wake the fuck up and fire Ballmer's fat ass they ain't gonna have to worry about what PCs the OEMs sell because their software? won't be on it, and can you blame 'em? MSFT under Ballmer is making their own hardware (like somebody we know) to sell in their own stores (I could point out what a ripoff this is, but who hasn't figured this out yet?) so every. single. dime. that the OEMs give MSFT is gonna be used to try to put them out of business...would YOU give a shit what MSFT wanted if you were an OEM?

      Any retailer will tell you Windows has a "sweet spot" of $350-$650 and THAT IS IT. You can't sell touchscreens at that price and make a cent, not with MSFT gouging on licenses and putting out a royal stinkbomb of an OS. And now Ballmer thinks they are gonna clean up with a tablet that is twice as heavy and bulky as an iPad, is gonna sound like an F15 taking off, have shitty battery life, and oh yeah costs MORE than the newest iPad by several hundred?

      The OEMs are right, all they would get if they cranked out high end touchscreen laptops is another warehouse full of unsold gear that is worth less every day, they could put them right next to those piles of Ultrabooks Intel convinced them would sell like hotcakes. WinPro tablet is gonna bomb HARD, it'll sell to a few business niches but not enough to make it a profitable line, and this can just be added to the 40+ billion Ballmer has shat down the drain over the past 6 years on failed ventures. Everybody talked about Elop being a mole but if I didn't know better I'd swear Ballmer was working for Google because he couldn't destroy MSFT any quicker if he took a flamethrower to the thing.

      The 'failure' of Windows 8 goes beyond price. The main problem as I see it is the obligatory nature of 'Metro' and Microsoft literally trying to ram their 'App Store' down everyone's throat (including many developers) who are used to not having this type of gate in the desktop space. Microsoft doesn't realize that they are not going to be able to have the volume demographic they have AND their little Xbox brand, "me too Apple" locked down paradigm where they are in complete control of everything. This control freak behavior may work with Apple and in some other cases because this only works in 'niche' markets..but it's not going to fly in the desktop arena and if Microsoft doesn't watch it, they are going to loose that market share and become a 'niche' just like Apple and I'm afraid it's not going to have the margins they are looking for. Apple got lucky on this front because of timing but rest assured, Apple is not going to be able to marginalize from here on out like they have been. Bottom line? Microsoft is trying to

    38. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah. You say the same thing every time, hairyfeet. Your opinion is duly noted. Windows 8 bad. Microsoft bad. We get it.

    39. Re:Former partners? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually its worse than that because the people you would THINK are using it "as a toy", your retirees, kids, etc do NOT use a PC like they do a tablet thus making Win 8 a failure for them as well! I should know as these folks are my bread and butter and NOT A SINGLE ONE uses ONLY one app at a time, hell even the little old ladies have their little chat programs AND their browser with multiple tabs going at the same time.

      The problem with win 8 is they tried to make a "one size fits all" and anybody can tell you that one size fits all fits nobody WELL. The people who use it on a phone are gonna find the desktop stupid and pointless, ditto those on a tablet, while the desktop and laptop users are just confused and irritated because they can't even do simple tasks on the damned thing without fighting its cellphone design.

      so I have to agree with the video in TFA, this is bad enough it deserves a product recall and I didn't even say that about Vista. With Vista by SP2 it was usable, not great but it worked, and even at RTM with some tweaking you could more or less get it decently stable and functional. i tried the start addons and the like and it still can't fix the fundamental stupidity, for example a start replacement can't do shit about how the settings are randomly splattered between desktop and metro. It also made some truly fucking retarded choices such as NO product key so if your hard drive dies? tough shit, get on the phone to MSFT as you can't even burn a restore disc with Win 8, its impossible. The whole thing is just broken, no other way to look at it, its broken.

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    40. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Metro is pretty nice for when you want to chill out and just read stuff, online or ebooks or whatever. You can have your browser or reader up with your IM program or music player snapped into a neat column right next to it. Minimalism, clear mind...it's refreshing. It reminds me a lot of the writing application that I use called Writemonkey. It's just a full blank screen with an adjustable size writing area. Having a clear mind really helps to make the words flow. In much the same way, I find having a clear mind is so much more relaxing for reading than having a bunch of windows and widgets cluttering up the screen. Metro is awesome for that.

    41. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he didn't mention his "awesome(ly shitty)" AMD rig and his customer, little old lady Mrs. Jones. It seems like every single time he posts, he tries to come up with a way to mention those. He reminds me of The Onion's piece about "Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television".

    42. Re:Former partners? by FlameTroll66 · · Score: 1

      All part of the M$ strategy of keeping people chasing the golden carrot by inflating the numbers.

    43. Re:Former partners? by helix2301 · · Score: 1

      This is probably the reason why Microsoft has been looking so hard into this dell purchase.

    44. Re:Former partners? by nobodie · · Score: 1

      According to cnet, the newest rage for pc buyers is pull-apart laptops that use Win8 and can give you a full desktop when the tablet is plugged into the keyboard while you get the touchscreen interface when separated. They are just flying off the shelves, or will be soon, very soon. Of course they are $850.00 and up ($750.00 for the cheaper versions from Amazon) which makes them really competitive with chromebooks and android tablets (like you could buy a chromebook and a Nexus 10 and still pocket $100.00 rather than shell out for one of these).

      But I know all you slashdot windows lovers will be throwing out your Androids and iToys to rush out and pick up a few of these, i mean cnet says they are the new cool toys!

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    45. Re:Former partners? by rhalstead · · Score: 1

      Every one I knew called them "Ethyls"

    46. Re:Former partners? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And as one of the usability experts in TFA said so damned perfectly PCs are a content CREATION as well as consumption device but Win 8 is strictly designed for consumption which people can do just as well on their phones or tablets.

      That must be why RT ships with Office out of the box?

    47. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you lied. Everyone says that iPad sales were down from 17 million in Q3 2012 to 14 million in Q4 2012.

    48. Re:Former partners? by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      And maliciously moderated again by one of the aforesaid dishonest scum.

    49. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why I buy direct.. I choose my OS... I have an Asus laptop that was purchased with Linux, HP Touch PC with Win8, and a new build that I do all of my computing on running Win7.. The Hp Touch running Win8 has been passed down to the kids already... I can't use that piece of shit... The Touch has to be Re-callobrated constantly and I don't touch my computer.. Years of Don't touch the monitor you leave FINGERPRINTS runs too deep with me to just dis-regard it.. On tablets touching is ok.. it's only what 7 - 10 inches, sits in your lap, and is easy enough to wipe if need be.. 27" monitor.. Not so easy to wipe.. and the angle makes touch tiresome.. Win8 sucks...

    50. Re:Former partners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win8 hasn't sold because of HP and Dell, not in spite of them. Both HP and Dell should have been transitioning to touch way back when they got the original memo, but they simply are too archaic and vertical to be of any use. They each barely had any new models out at launch and had zero in their biggest 'sweet spot' zone of pricing (13"+ @ £300-£450). They can only blame themselves for their resultant loss.

  2. Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I flip out when people touch my screen. How do you think I'll react when *I* have to touch my screen.

    Knock it off with the touch screen crap, already.

    1. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just make sure you don't get a high reflective shiny touch screen. The matte touch screen of my Thinkpad doesn't display greasy finger smears (unless you have just been digging into the potato chips I guess).

      Touch is a nice extra, but as the main input for a system that needs to be productive it doesn't justify the costs.

    2. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think I'll react when *I* have to touch my screen.

      Yeah. Because you know for certain where that hand has been...

    3. Re:Dear Microsoft by obarthelemy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not even a "nice extra". It's a pain: breaks the flow, leaves smudges on the screen, requires learning yet another way to handle a PC.

      It's a step backwards that MS is trying to force on desktop users in the hope that training users to the MS version of Touch will give MS an opportunity to recover from their big fail in tablets and smartphones.

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    4. Re:Dear Microsoft by occasional_dabbler · · Score: 1

      Touch is NOT necessarily the primary input. I'm running W8 on my X220 with just a mouse and trackpad. Sure, some of the Metro stuff would be a little bit more convenient with a touchscreen but all of the gestures are easily achieved with either the mouse or the trackpad. I found myself confused at work briefly on my XP box when I couldn't fast switch between applications by mousing into the top left corner.

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    5. Re:Dear Microsoft by mark-t · · Score: 2

      Touching only breaks the flow when what you are trying to do doesn't intuitively translate to a touch gesture. Which, admittedly, is generally going to be the the case if you are doing something much more sophisticated than tapping the screen at certain places, or dragging icons from place to place on screen.

      Pointing and touching may be the single most intuitive user interface that will ever be developed... as it connects directly with how we, as human beings, first learn to interact with the world... even before we have learned how to speak. Heck, even my *CAT* can use our iPad (to an admittedly limited extent, but it's invariably funny to watch him try to interact with what he sees on the screen).

      Of course, as a sole input system, touch input is quite weak, and I'll agree certainly does break the flow for much more complicated tasks. But I find that the argument that it requires learning another way to handle a PC to be specious.

      Smudges on the screen is a non-problem.... and should be no more of an issue than, say, smudges on plastic card protectors that some people use to increase the longevity their card games. It is easily wiped off when it becomes an issue.

    6. Re:Dear Microsoft by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      Heck, even my *CAT* can use our iPad (to an admittedly limited extent, but it's invariably funny to watch him try to interact with what he sees on the screen).

      I just got the feeling that Microsoft is probably aiming for the next big thing in their next Version: Windows K-9

    7. Re:Dear Microsoft by scottbomb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      THIS.

      And even if it didn't smudge up my screen, I still don't want to touch my screen. The ergonomics are just not there. Touch is good for very small screens, like on my Android phone. Not large ones. I bought a 23" monitor for my main PC and the last thing I want to do is have to touch any part of it to operate the machine. I'm typing this on a Thinkpad with a 14" screen and even that is too big for touch.

    8. Re:Dear Microsoft by colinrichardday · · Score: 0

      As if their other releases weren't dogs!

    9. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wholeheartedly agree.

    10. Re:Dear Microsoft by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Lifting my hands off the keyboard breaks the flow. The exception is AutoCAD/Inventor, where one hand is on a mouse full time, and the other on the keyboard.

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    11. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, and the main point is MS would not be in this position if they took The iPhone seriously, realized how far behind they were, and built something great in a timely manner. Instead they smuggly laughed it off. Imagine if they had beat Android to market? This is why salesman like Ballmer make bad CEO.

    12. Re:Dear Microsoft by ClaraBow · · Score: 1

      Your statement is spot on! MS have leveraged their monopoly on the desktop before and they are trying it again. It has worked in the past, and they think it will work again. I really think this is the reason MS were not worried about entering the touch market so late! I do feel that this time they will fail. They need a slap on the hand so they can get back to their core principles of building decent OSes for business.

    13. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I have a 'normal' laptop without all the touchy-feely stuff. Full screen applications are driving me nuts!

    14. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they want to force the touch paradigm because the desktop one was mature enough. When you get mature enough tech you gotta find something new or hardware sales and OEM installs will stagnate. If capitalism were real the new laptops would compete for a more polished, mac-like desktop experience. In artificially established plutocracies - beyond any moral judgement, I consider the financial system artificial - the way we interact with computers and software will change no matter what, so that old tech becomes alien for new generations, and old hats need to constantly work just to catch up.

      Datapoint in favor of the thesis > windows 8, fedora installer, ubuntu unity, gnome3, early kde4 apps vs kde3 apps, final cut pro snafu
      Predictions in favor of the thesis, Microsoft won't die, closed hardware won't die any time soon, no matter the crap they do. Free personal computing will be always a challenging achievement. The struggle for freedom in cyberspace is a placebo for the lack of freedom in the interdependent, byzantine, real world, after all.

    15. Re:Dear Microsoft by Sepodati · · Score: 1

      The sideways scrolling in most Metro apps would be more convienent with a touchscreen, but that's about it. As with anything new, once you spend a little time with it, the new muscle memory forms and it's quite useful.

      Too many people are hung up on "an additional click or two" being the sole measure of usability.

    16. Re:Dear Microsoft by Sepodati · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On a desktop, I agree. On a laptop, I think sometimes it'd be easier to just stab at the screen rather than playing around with the trackpad or nipple, though. Assuming there's no mouse.

    17. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are Edward Stylus Hands, or have an ENORMOUS touch-screen device, using a touchscreen the same way people use a laptop would require tremendous precision, and/or transparent fingers. That's what the mouse is. It's a way to select a point (or area) on the screen without:

      1. Obscuring the thing you're trying to indicate to the machine (or someone else looking at what you're doing).
      2. Smudging the screen.

      This is why you won't replace the mouse with touch. EVER. If we had touch FIRST, eventually it would be replaced with the higher-precision mouse interface for these exact reasons. I have big fat fingers, which means girls love me, but also that using touch-devices designed for Japanese school girls with fingers that make a standard Ticonderoga No. 2 pencil look fat is a huge pain in the ass.

      So, Microsoft, get over it, touch is NOT the interface of the future, it is a niche technology for reducing the space needed for input on a small, portable device. I personally like the precision and speed with which I can type, using a mouse and a keyboard. So stop trying to force me to touch my screen.

      Microsoft, let me just say this: You can have my mouse and keyboard when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!

      Also, one other thing. EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES YOU, MICROSOFT, AND THAT'S A BIG PART OF WHY SOME PEOPLE WON'T BUY YOUR STUPID FUCKING TABLET, OR LET YOU FORCE THEM TO WASTE, YES, *W*A*S*T*E* THEIR PRECIOUS TIME LEARNING A NEW OPERATING SYSTEM WHEN THEY ALREADY KNOW HOW TO USE ONE THAT WORKS JUST FUCKING FINE!!! GET IT, YOU BUNCH OF GODDAMNED SHITHEADS?!?!?!?

      SO FUCK YOU, MICROSOFT, LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE!

      Sorry... I just get tired of M$ trying to extort further money out of a gullible, stupid public over and over again for the same fucking thing. Windows 8 was about as necessary as a crappy Hollywood remake of a classic film using shitty, wannabe actors who can't hold a candle to the talents of the bygone generation.

      It is NOT PC manufacturers fault that people agree (whether or not they have stopped to think about it) on this, and don't want to have to put up with the limitations of that stupid fucking mobile interface bullshit when they're TRYING TO GET WORK DONE!

      If you REALLY want to make something portable and mobile, forget touch, and teach the computer to understand what I'm SAYING in real time, without me having to have an internet connection. Let it understand me like a person reading this would, and THEN maybe I'll upgrade to your next version of Windows. But like so many other people, I resisted giving up Windows 98 because it worked, and ME was a pile of shit. I resisted giving up XP because it worked, and Vista was a steaming pile of annoying shit, and I am resisting giving up 7 because 8 is a huge, stinking, festering, toxic, possibly radioactive pile of fucking shit.

      In conclusion, fuck off, eat shit, and DIE, MICROSOFT!!! Everyone hates you, and it's YOUR FAULT! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, NOBODY ELSE'S! FUCK YOU!!!

      Thank you. That felt good. Now I'm off to get some work done, using yes... my keyboard and mouse, and I will continue my still-unbroken stretch of 14 months running NOT LAYING A FINGER ON MY GODDAMNED SCREEN!

      I should probably dust it though. But I use a soft cloth for that, NOT MY FINGERS!

    18. Re:Dear Microsoft by ZombieThoughts · · Score: 1

      The only real issue I have to add about touch screens...

      Obfuscation of parts of the screen when I hold my appendage(arm) up to it.

      Although porn with touch screen makes me kinda sick feeling about ever touching another person's touchscreen.

    19. Re:Dear Microsoft by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      But the mouse can be beside the keyboard. I am using a desktop monitor and I don't want to reach over to it to click in a text field. For a start the monitor would move around. Touch screens may make sense on small laptops where you don't want to waste space on touchpad.

    20. Re:Dear Microsoft by cynyr · · Score: 1

      even when the mouse is next to the keyboard. Imagine entering values into a spreadsheet without being able to use tab or enter. How annoying is to have to lift your hand up move it 6" to the mouse, and then move the mouse a 1/2 inch and then return your hand to the keyboard and find your place on it again. It gets old around the 5th time you do that.

      Anyways, just agreeing with you for the most part.

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    21. Re:Dear Microsoft by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I use a left handed mouse configuration. I can select objects with my left hand and action them (delete, enter) with my right. Working this way I don't have to move my hands around as much.

    22. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't understand total idots who gets modded "Insightful". To be insightful, you need to think beyond you tiny little box, look at other uses a "touch", NUI interfaces to an OS can open up opportunities for new applications.

      I was at a SID conference recently, where MS was demoing a SURF40 system. There was a big line of people who wanted to use this and explore uses. This was running Win8. Its a 42 inch screen where you can use a keyboard, mouse, touch and pen digitizer simultaneously. You can rest half your body and still use the screen. This type of computer interfaces opens up many new ways of doing computing, modelling, data presentation and editing.

      Computing is not just f*ing opening a term shell and writing some code.

    23. Re:Dear Microsoft by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      Touch does break the flow:
      1- there's not much that Touch can do intuitively that a mouse can't do intuitively too
      2- the travel time to go touch your screen with your finger is much higher than reaching for a mouse or an alt-cokebottle key combination
      3- ditto for the effort required
      4- the precision of gestures (touching and sliding) at arms' length is not very good

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    24. Re:Dear Microsoft by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Too many people are hung up on "an additional click or two" being the sole measure of usability.

      Disagree. A few additional clicks is what separates good UI from awful UI. All the extra steps in Windows 8 is what makes it so terrible. Windows 8 has awful UI by trying to be too many things, instead of just focusing on doing a few things really well. But that's the history of Microsoft...they've just taken it to ludicrous speed now.

    25. Re:Dear Microsoft by mark-t · · Score: 0

      1- there's not much that Touch can do intuitively that a mouse can't do intuitively too

      Using a mouse involves manipulating a foreign object... pointing and touching involves using gestures that we learned how to do before we even learned how to walk or talk. Even with *ZERO* previous exposure to a computer before, a touch screen device is going to be more likely to be usable without training than a mouse. As I said, I've even seen my cat interact with my ipad (I even wrote a small cat-toy app for him once, while I was first learning how to program the device, and it was amusing to watch him try to corner on the assorted objects on the screen as they reacted to where his paws were). How do you get more intuitive than that? Are you seriously going to argue that a mouse is just as intuitive as something that even an animal can use without *ANY* training at all?

      But of course, the limit on touch screens practicality is such that it is really only practical in very specific circumstances, where you aren't doing something any much more complex than locating something on the screen or perhaps trying to move something elsewhere on screen.

    26. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The matte touch screen of my Thinkpad doesn't display greasy finger smears (unless you have just been digging into the potato chips I guess).

      What about pieces of snot?

    27. Re:Dear Microsoft by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Gorilla arm.

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    28. Re:Dear Microsoft by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Right... because, you know, all that pointing that children do when they are learning what to call things can only lead to muscle strain.

    29. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an Asus touchscreen laptop and it is a nice feature to have it makes changing tabs easy and selecting apps for me at least. if i didnt have the touchscreen i would hate win 8 as my moms laptop is not touch i cant stand using it

    30. Re:Dear Microsoft by dbIII · · Score: 1

      One thing I liked about AutoCAD is you can do a lot with the keyboard commands - eg. TAN to (then move mouse and click). Nice when you learnt to draw using a compass to get all of the distances and locations right.

    31. Re:Dear Microsoft by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It doesn't matter what nonsense that you try to come up with to make touch sound better. It simply lacks precision or control.

      It really is the Fisher Price of interfaces.

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    32. Re:Dear Microsoft by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you're doing. With normal laptop applications and OSes and their widgets, the icons and such are too small to be accurately manipulated with a fingertip. For instance, how do you differentiate between clicking in a window, near the border, and clicking in the ~10-15px border zone that allows you to horizontally resize the window? In a touch OS like Android, that's not a problem: all apps are fullscreen, so you never need to do anything like that. On a desktop OS, this isn't the case: things are more complicated. You could take away this complexity of course, and just make all apps run fullscreen on your desktop or laptop too, but now you've just turned your work machine into a glorified cellphone/tablet, good only for "content consumption" and not doing any real work. The whole reason mobile touchscreen devices work so well with touch input is because they've simplified everything so much, by removing most functionality; this isn't a problem on these devices because you'd have to be a masochist to want to do any real work on a cellphone.

    33. Re:Dear Microsoft by smash · · Score: 1

      As another example of why touch screens are bad.... currently, right now, i have my laptop screen and an external 22" display plugged in. Both of them are currently OUT OF ARM'S REACH.

      How is a touch screen going to help me again?

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    34. Re:Dear Microsoft by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Cleaning matte screens is a pain, though, compared to a quick wipe of a glossy screen. I love my matte IPS as a desktop display, but mobile devices generally work better overall with glossy.

      Off topic: I thought the iPhone would be a failure, since people would constantly be wiping off their face grease. I admit, it never occurred to me that nobody would use the iPhone as a phone, so there's usually not much to wipe except the occasional fingerprint.

    35. Re:Dear Microsoft by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Pointing and touching may be the single most intuitive user interface that will ever be developed... as it connects directly with how we, as human beings, first learn to interact with the world... even before we have learned how to speak. Heck, even my *CAT* can use our iPad (to an admittedly limited extent, but it's invariably funny to watch him try to interact with what he sees on the screen).

      Ah, but remember: Touch is only intuitive when you're touching something that's visually there, i.e. when visual cues are used to tell you WHERE to touch.

      On Windows 8, that's simply not the case. Many functions are hidden - swipe inward on a screen edge (every edge is different and changes from app to app), use short swipes in a certain direction to select screen elements (seriously, to select an object in the start menu, you have to swipe it down... WTF?) instead of pressing on them or holding them for a second or two... incredibly annoying.

    36. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a pain: breaks the flow, leaves smudges on the screen, requires learning yet another way to handle a PC.

      I'm really looking forward to Apple introducing touch screens on their Mac range of laptops, just to see raging commenters like this suddenly declare that THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! Best UI EVER!

    37. Re:Dear Microsoft by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The other problem with touch, well, it's like every time you go to use it, this great big thing obscures about a quarter of the screen, like really irritating. It's like having a ludicrously huge mouse pointer every time you move the mouse. There are just so many things against touch, tiring, inaccurate considering screen resolutions, obscures the output, dirties the screen, slow, slow, slow.

      It is all about M$ trying to force a smart phone GUI onto every other type of computer, in an Uncle Fester diseased scheme to gain a monopoly on smart phones via people being accustomed to the interface. This in spite of the fact of iPhone once being market leader on phones while Windows was market leader on notebook/laptop and desktop PCs.

      Those at M$ who said the plan would fail where kicked out and now, someone else needs to be blamed. First it will be the manufacturers, then it will be the customers and then the fairies at the bottom of the garden and of course Uncle Fester will never admit fault for a crazy 'hairbrained' (tough when your bald) scheme.

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    38. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard that desktop died so this is not a problem. Desktops simply don't exist anymore.

    39. Re:Dear Microsoft by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

      Can you have a meaningful conversation if you have to point at things instead of naming them? Children can, but it's not much of a conversation.

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    40. Re:Dear Microsoft by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Not all types of computer applications use requires that you engage in a meaningful conversation with your PC.

    41. Re:Dear Microsoft by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Touch is only intuitive if there is something you can see, or something you can feel. If neither are applicable, a touch interface can be as complex a task as typing commands on a command line. The former may possess an illusion of being simpler only because it is faster to experiment with techniques that do not work than a command line is.

    42. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would I ever want to stick my monitor with my fingers? Firstly my monitor is 26" wide, so it's actually almost out of reach. My mouse is right there, and if i'm not typing my right hand is generally already on the mouse. Secondly if anyone touches my screen i'll break their fingers. My screen is clean and clear, just the way I like it.

    43. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter what nonsense that you try to come up with to make touch sound better. It simply lacks precision or control.

      It really is the Fisher Price of interfaces.

      No it doesn't.

      Precision and control is very good with touch. Better with an active stylus (WACOM). Mice are pretty lousy in truth you're just practiced with it and don't realize how crappy it is anymore.

    44. Re:Dear Microsoft by mark-t · · Score: 1

      What "nonsense" have I supposedly "come up with"?

      I am only suggesting that the act of pointing and/or touching what you see is an extremely intuitive gesture. It's not the be-all-end-all of interfaces because we often want to do things with computers that require more complex interaction.

      But that has nothing to do with the notion that touch interfaces allegedly requires learning a new method of interacting with a PC, because in applications where it's applicable, that mode of interaction requires no additional learning at all, since we learned the skills necessary before we even knew how to walk or speak.

    45. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are modding you as funny, but that's serious shit for a coworker of mine.

    46. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The single only time I could see a laptop be useful with a touchscreen is when it does exactly as its name implies, when it is sitting in your lap. I as well hate the trackpad (although the nipple mouse thing I've always liked), but for the rare few times when I use a laptop without a mouse, I can turn said trackpad on with a function key. But 95% of the time, the laptop is on a desk or table, so using a touchscreen would be horrendously cumbersome and annoynig. The only time I would ever us it is for when the laptop is both on my lap, AND I don't have surface convenient to use the mouse on, AND I just don't feel like using the trackpad.

      The number of times that specific situation will come up certainly doesn't warrant the extra price of a touchscreen.

    47. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1- there's not much that Touch can do intuitively that a mouse can't do intuitively too

      Using a mouse involves manipulating a foreign object... pointing and touching involves using gestures that we learned how to do before we even learned how to walk or talk. Even with *ZERO* previous exposure to a computer before, a touch screen device is going to be more likely to be usable without training than a mouse. As I said, I've even seen my cat interact with my ipad (I even wrote a small cat-toy app for him once, while I was first learning how to program the device, and it was amusing to watch him try to corner on the assorted objects on the screen as they reacted to where his paws were). How do you get more intuitive than that? Are you seriously going to argue that a mouse is just as intuitive as something that even an animal can use without *ANY* training at all?

      But of course, the limit on touch screens practicality is such that it is really only practical in very specific circumstances, where you aren't doing something any much more complex than locating something on the screen or perhaps trying to move something elsewhere on screen.

      Unfortunately, touch is also much, much more prone to "WTF? How the hell did I get here??" moments.

      Accidental activation / selection / navigation / etc. is much easier to do with a touch interface (and I include touchpads here, the evil little buggers).

      It is natural to point and touch things, this is true, but not necessarily for those things to then jump around and do strange, arbitrary things on their own. Trying to teach my mother how to interact with her new birthday tablet really brought that home to me: I can't count the number of times I had to tell her "the back key is your friend" and "no, we didn't want to open it, we're just trying to scroll down (or change screens or whatever), so just hit back"...even shifting how she holds it would cause accidental corner touches, and random starts of whatever she accidentally touched while shifting her grip. Not to mention trying to explain the difference between a 'tap' and a 'long press' and when it's appropriate to use each... *sigh*

      Mouse click = deliberate action that can't be interpreted as anything else. More than one mouse button = finer deliberate control options. Oh, and I would very much hesitate to train my cat to bat at shinys on screens *shudders, picturing claw marks on the 50" LCD*

    48. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure you don't get a high reflective shiny touch screen. The matte touch screen of my Thinkpad doesn't display greasy finger smears (unless you have just been digging into the potato chips I guess).

      Just make sure you get brown underwear. The stains don't show up so badly.

    49. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My desktop in work is touch screen. I'm long sighted and sit a good bit from the screen, so have to reach forward to touch the screen. I think I've touched it twice since getting it. Mouse and keyboard is still better.

    50. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually rather than using a finger on the screen if it would take a stylus and have accurate tracking of it AND if the display was meant to be laid down so you're using it in a more natural fashion then I'd like that kind of interface for a lot of things especially graphics like CAD or even paint apps like GIMP or whatever. First graphical input device I ever used on a computer was a tablet and stylus for CAD systems which was great. The first "touch" type thing I ever did was a light pen on an IBM mainframe and that suffered the ergonomic issues people complain about using touchscreens on PC. The only drawback to the tablet and stylus was lookup up at the screen which if drawing (choosing menu items, whatever) on the surface lying down happened that drawback goes away. Only drawback then is interference from the hand lying on the screen as well so perhaps if an option for it to only take the stylus input at that point. To me a natural interface is having everything lying down like we have when writing or drawing on paper. IF they can head that way in the desktop arena then we may have something........

    51. Re:Dear Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M$ doesn't listen to their user base.....like ever! VMWare on the other hand did and that's one of the reasons their products are great. Hey it's be nice if I could add and remove a NIC on the fly. *POOF* here you go. Win7 has some $#itsta guts, but it certainly is different. Touch screen...yeah it's trendy, but it's also psychological. We as humans want to touch things that we find cool. M$ is trying to catch up to Apple and it'll never happen. Apple actually has better interfaces, probably because they ask people what they really think AND ACTUALLY LISTEN vs. placing an application that phones home to see what is used most often. Error reporting in WIN7 hasn't come up with anything useful for BSODs. M$ is lost, they could have created the tablet market, but because the bright team that thought it up made a different OS that "wasn't Windows" they got disbanded and were sent to do something else. M$ has also lost sight of what productive is. I don't want to spend hours tweaking someone an OS to fit my needs and if so I only want to do a few tweaks, very few and I want them to stick between updates etc. If they ever hope to pull themselves out of the whole they need to rework the OS from the ground up and hey maybe actually create 2 one for touch and one for the PC/LAPTOP. They're also going to try to push everyone into the fog (sorry Bing Tsher E. loved that had to use it again, unlike M$ I'll give credit to a good idea and pass it on.) They're killing themselves by making their OS less efficient.

  3. I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by johnkoer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I see touch screen computers all the time at best buy, so the PC manufacturers are definitely making them. The problem is, they don't market them very well. All of the PCs and laptops are lined up in a row and you could walk right by one and not know it is a touch screen.

    I think Microsoft is trying to create a market of PCs that act like tablets, when that market doesn't really exist. If people wanted touch screens, they could get them today. Most users either want a tablet or a traditional computer. The users who want both usually want them as separate devices.

    Microsoft screwed the pooch on this one and it will probably mean the end for Ballmer. Hopefully the next OS corrects the issues and slashdot can find something else M$ to bash.

    1. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Rakhar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, it feels like soon they'll devolve to blaming the consumers for daring to not consume their products. "This would have been a success if only more consumers jumped on board!" No shit, Sherlock. They took a chance in going in a new direction, and the lost the bet. Now they're just trying to use their size to muscle the change in anyway instead of backtracking, because that would be admitting failure.

    2. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      The problem is, they don't market them very well. All of the PCs and laptops are lined up in a row and you could walk right by one and not know it is a touch screen.

      That could be easily mitigated by putting an inch by inch sticker on the wrist rest which reads "With Touch!"

    3. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, they don't market them very well.

      No. The problem is that they are useless, can't do shit, and cost way too much for that. They are the SUVs of pseudo-computing. They only have disadvantages. Zero advantages. They only serve as e-penis/breast enlargement for the same type of loser that runs behind "fashion trends".

      That's why, when you wipe away the bullshit hype, they are actually a completely failing product in all aspects.

    4. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by peragrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hope this isn't the end for Ballmer, He is doing a great job running Microsoft into the ground

      Creating new markets isn't bad. It is truly the only way to grow.

      However while you can use touch for everything. Making it the default interface is the bad part.
      Having a fairly consistent interface across platforms isn't a horrible idea.

      Desktop should have touch as an user Interface OPTION. I can see uses for touch on the desktop just not all the time.

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    5. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      Microsoft screwed the pooch on this one and it will probably mean the end for Ballmer. Hopefully the next OS corrects the issues and slashdot can find something else M$ to bash.

      I have two relevant observations. The first, is that Microsoft may be correct - they made a tablet OS, and their hardware partners made traditional laptops. Instead of putting a touchscreen on some of the lower-end models, the manufacturers decided that more ram (really? What home user needs more than 64k, I mean, 4gb), a variety of colours (pink? what, do girls use computers now?), bigger hard drives (you can store ALL the things in the cloud), and french-language keyboards are a better use of their money (It's not like there is some sort of law that requires language labels) ...But in all seriousness, Microsoft has a point - their vision for selling an operating system did not fit with the current batch of manufactured devices. Fault? That's a different question.

      Second point: Screwing the pooch means you're making puppies, or sitting in the back room, doing nothing. Probably not the most fitting euphamism for this 800lb gorilla in the room (which looks like a duck, quacks like a lame duck, and walks like a dumb duck).

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    6. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully it'll be the end of the group that bullied the Windows Phone interface onto the desktop too.

      Hey, guys: after further review: that idea sucks far worse than I had feared, and I feared a lot when I heard about this mind boggingly stupid concept. "Hey, let's piss off consumers, developers, everybody at Microsoft who knows what they're doing, AND hardware manufacturers. That'll work.".

      At least Vista was salvageable after turning off unneeded crap and a couple of service packs and they STILL got Windows 7 out the door fast. People liked it. They didn't like Vista and Microsoft responded fairly quickly, for them. People hate Windows 8 with a passion, and their response is to double down on it. Must be something in the air these days. Not abandoning a bad idea seems to be a corporate disease these days.

    7. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been trying to get my hands on one of the new Lenovo carbons or the Asus zenbook touches, they are simply impossible to find in my country and if any store or online site manages to get ahold of a few they are instantly soldout. yeah there are plenty of craptastic machines with touch monitors, but I would not touch most of them with a 40 foot pole.

    8. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem is, they don't market them very well.

      No. The problem is that they are useless, can't do shit, and cost way too much for that. They are the SUVs of pseudo-computing. They only have disadvantages. Zero advantages. They only serve as e-penis/breast enlargement for the same type of loser that runs behind "fashion trends".

      That's why, when you wipe away the bullshit hype, they are actually a completely failing product in all aspects.

      I agree.

      I am a big-time nerd, I love geek toys and I want new things just bcause they are shiny.

      But even I don't want a windows 8 device. Why would I want it? It's not shiny like the apple toys. It's not functioning well for my geek self. It's expensive, and it hsa poor functionality and an uncertain future. And I usually am an early adopter.

      Microsoft are with these changes pushing me towards switching to apple OS X, and this is an unprecedented bad move by MS.

      I would not touch MS stock with a 10 inch pole.

    9. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I want a 10" fanless & no moving parts sub-100$ netbook, not 2nd hand and preferably x86. I'll run GNU/Linux on it of course.

      An "Intel" RaspberryPi (different processor, different pcb layout, real memory, tiny SSD, battery, keyboard and screen) in a netbook format should be doable in volumes for less than 100$ right? Think of it as a portable modern pseudo-terminal.

      It was almost doable (except no fan cooling) at 4x the price a computer generation ago, i.e. 2 years ago.

      Fail traps: pushing it with Windows or Android. Not interested in garbage like that.

    10. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      ...reads "With Touch!"

      Consumers are tired of Ballmer talking about touching and squirting. No means no!

    11. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by RabidReindeer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This reminds me a lot of another group of people who have recently been claiming their failures on the need to "educate" their target audience. And fail to realize that, for better or worse, their respective audiences feel that they have all the "education" they need.

      Sometimes, when you Build It, they Don't Come. Sometimes you can't get a "great idea" to trickle down if you ram it with a plunger. Sometimes, in short, it's worth considering a different approach, rather than simply doubling down.

      It would be ironic if the Year of the Linux Desktop finally arrived courtesy - not of improvements in Linux - but because Microsoft pushed its primary drug dealers, er, hardware manufacturers, into the waiting arms of the Penguin. Fortunately for the folks in Redmond, whatever disease this is seems to be widespread these days, as Linux has developed its own ways to fend of new arrivals in the form of Unity and Gnome3.

    12. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I looked through the rest of the comments too . . . I mean maybe I missed it, but there isn't actually any quotes. What did MS say that blasted anyone? Are we just taking the Register's word for it? Why aren't any slashdotters pointing this out like they would with other stories. I refuse to believe slashdotters are THAT biased.

    13. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by zifn4b · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think Microsoft is trying to create a market of PCs that act like tablets, when that market doesn't really exist. If people wanted touch screens, they could get them today. Most users either want a tablet or a traditional computer. The users who want both usually want them as separate devices.

      I don't think that last bit is necessarily true. I would buy a laptop with a touch screen built-in but I'm certainly not going to pay a premium price for it. I think consumers like me are looking at it like "that's cool but it isn't worth the price." Give it to me for free and more discounted and I may adopt it.

      The other thing is Windows 8 pretty much kicked the mouse/keyboard user in the balls when there are a plethora of tasks that can be done with a mouse and keyboard but not realistically with a touch screen. Maybe I could do some graphic design with a stylus but who does that with the screen tilted up? Graphic tablets are different.

      In a nut shell, Microsoft doesn't understand the market, doesn't understand its customers and doesn't understand its partners. That is why they are failing to capitalize.

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    14. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by RabidReindeer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Desktop should have touch as an user Interface OPTION. I can see uses for touch on the desktop just not all the time.

      Bingo!

      One of the things that helped Windows in its early days was that a mouse was optional. You could do a lot of GUI-based work without buying a mouse at all, just by using the helpful command keys and tabs. Something, that, alas, pretty well went out the window (no pun intended) with the advent of pixel-graphic web browser applications.

      You can get much better traction when a new feature is an enhancement to what people are used to than when you force them to start all over.

    15. Re: I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would not touch MS stock with a 10 foot pole.

      FTFY, metric already hey...

    16. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by luther349 · · Score: 1

      touch screen have been around sense the 80s the apple 2 had one as a add-on. but in the pc world they are just useless the mouse does the job. even in android tablets more and more games are supporting pc addons like game-pads and keyborad and mouse becouse in any sort of real game or heavy texting the touch screen is not as good of a interface.

    17. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to MS, people love Win8 and their sales are terrific. This begs the question as to why they are complaining about their PC vendors though (????).

    18. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the problem is that windows is already losing the app race.

      touch is an advantage only if you have the app for it, and all the good developer/ideas are committed to either ios/android

      forcing the windows 8 ready badge to be obtained only trough supporting metro and resolution independent touch device isn't a bad move - per se - given the context.

      remember: windows supported resolution independent scaling from ages before os x made it 'cool' - but because it was *optional* nobody cared.

      even the cool kids, as chrome, do it completely wrong (I am typing on a bootcamped macbook retina with windows 8 at 200dpi right now)

    19. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      I see touch screen computers all the time at best buy, so the PC manufacturers are definitely making them. The problem is, they don't market them very well. All of the PCs and laptops are lined up in a row and you could walk right by one and not know it is a touch screen.

      I think Microsoft is trying to create a market of PCs that act like tablets, when that market doesn't really exist. If people wanted touch screens, they could get them today. Most users either want a tablet or a traditional computer. The users who want both usually want them as separate devices.

      Microsoft screwed the pooch on this one and it will probably mean the end for Ballmer. Hopefully the next OS corrects the issues and slashdot can find something else M$ to bash.

      Actually I do think you see any touch screen systems in best buy that are anything like MS is talking about. They are talking about touch screen laptops with detachable screens (basically, like the surface pro).

      To be honest I have been looking at stuff like this for a while and the only device I thought was up to scratch is the surface pro. What i want is a high end, high spec laptop that I can use as a touchscreen tablet when I am on the train or bus or whatever but can put on a desk and use as a decent high end worskstation (with external keyboard, mouse and screen). If every company tried making these the costs of all of them would come down in a competetive market (also driven by increased demand for components meaning they could be made cheaper).

      Unfortunately not many companies have done this, probably because they know it will kill the market for all the current unsold high end laptops they have in stock thanks to intels ultrabook push. They will probably fold and do what MS wants in the end though if the Surface Pro gains any traction in a year or so once it becomes more affordable.

      In terms of the next MS OS that is an easy prediction: it will be a server / desktop cross over so they will start to have on product for mobile devices and one for servers and desktops. It makes sense since when you do connect to a windows server to do stuff currently you use remote desktop so why not keep it the same as the desktop you are using.

      The pro versions of windows 7 have most of the server stuff so why not just throw it all in and be done with it. MS are starting to realise that they need to keep the OS dominant or they risk losing everything so I expect them to make more and more gambles like Windows 8. Some will certainly fail, but they know if they do not try and innovate then they risk losing everything the have built up.

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    20. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by xiando · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unity and Gnome3.

      It is good that GNU/Linux users have numerous choices. I use XFCE4 myself. KDE is a great alternative for those who like more bloat. And some even claim to like Gnome3 and it may be that they are in fact happy Gnome3 users and not just Gnome3 developers desperately trying to defend their mobile phone desktop.

    21. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by wiredlogic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MS has been trying to create pen/touch systems for 20 years. There were pen computing versions of Win 3.1, 95, then CE, then XP tablet.

      Their current issue is the problem of iOS and Android eating their lunch on casual consumptive computing activities. In the long run this spells death to the traditional Windows environment. They know very well that they can't succeed by creating a purpose built tablet system because the key to success (as it has been all along) is the application ecosystem needed for the OS to thrive.

      By shoehorning Metro onto every PC they have grafted a touch capable interface onto their existing market segment. This kick-starts the user base, providing an incentive for developers to create applications that can be directly applied to portable devices with little to no modification. That means that Win 8 ends up as an odd duck but it is probably the best strategy for them to move forward.

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    22. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have two relevant observations. The first, is that Microsoft may be correct - they made a tablet OS, and their hardware partners made traditional laptops.

      Those "hardware partners" are their customers. You're saying that those customers want to make laptops, are looking for an OS for laptops and that microsoft are making something else. The problem there is Microsoft. There's nothing wrong with Microsoft also pursuing direct consumer sales if they think they can get some market share there, but blaming their existing customers for wanting something different to what Microsoft are selling is ridiculous.

    23. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there any evidence to back this up, or are you just speculating? While it's true you could use the keyboard for a lot, I'm skeptical that it actually helped Windows take off.

    24. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by DJRumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I had to guess, I'd say OS X is probably better positioned right now to benefit fom Microsofts missteps. I'm seeing a larger corporate uptake of Mac and iOS. I also think Mac as a line is hitting hat magic saturation point where individuals and corporations will consider adoption. Even our own IT shop, which is notoriously pro MS just penned a support contract with Apple. Surprising, as previously, support for Apple hardware was via 3rd party and was best effort or typically addressed through MS for things like ActiveSync issues (MS would escalate issues to Apple when Apple was at fault). I'm seeing nothing on the Linux front.

      On that related note, are other IT shops as averse to open source as ours seems to be? This has always puzzled me in my current company. We use server applications (Apache, etc.) but almost never any desktop apps. When I ask, I'm told that support and IP are always concerns. I can somewhat see this stance (spent a large amount of time and resources deploying some desktop app only to lose it due to litigation against the developer) but is a corporation really at risk in these cases as far as ongoing support if the app is in limbo? Can they be forced to stop using an app, or be unable to get support if the developer loses a lawsuit?

    25. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Is there any evidence to back this up, or are you just speculating?

      Do you have anything useful to say, or are you logging in so that your trolling won't be associated with your nickname?

      Those of us who were there and paying attention know that it is true. You don't know because you were neither. Is it warm or cold in your mom's basement this morning?

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    26. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Ash+Vince · · Score: 2

      I want a 10" fanless & no moving parts sub-100$ netbook, not 2nd hand and preferably x86. I'll run GNU/Linux on it of course.

      An "Intel" RaspberryPi (different processor, different pcb layout, real memory, tiny SSD, battery, keyboard and screen) in a netbook format should be doable in volumes for less than 100$ right? Think of it as a portable modern pseudo-terminal.

      It was almost doable (except no fan cooling) at 4x the price a computer generation ago, i.e. 2 years ago.

      Fail traps: pushing it with Windows or Android. Not interested in garbage like that.

      Spot on apart from it being sub $100, that is a pipe dream as the OS costs more than that on its own. I think it is realistic for $300 (ie, the price of a normal laptop) though and that is exactly what MS are moaning nobody tried to create.

      I think the reason is that it would kill the market for most budget and high end laptops. I know most of us geeks here on slashdot would not agree with this though, we are all to wedded to our keyboards. I could not live without things like alt-tab and other key shortcuts but if you watch non-geeks use a computer you realise that unless they are typing long essays or whatever they keyboard is mostly unused. If all you did was type the occasional short email you could make do with an on screen keyboard.

      As for me, I code for a living so for me to be productive I NEED a keyboard, but most people do not and that is why ipads are used frequently, even in the home. I do not think most people out there have the same demands of a portable device as me though.

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    27. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      From the point of view of vendors adopting a Linux desktop, it's NOT good that G/Linux users have numerous choices. The market is used to competing on a level playing field with regard to the OS installed on the hardware they sell. The 'slick operators' so far who have tried to roll out an OEM standard version of Linux have pretty much failed. So the market remains fragmented. Good for nerds like us, but not for the kind of industry-wide adoption needed to compete in the same market as MS.

    28. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by snspdaarf · · Score: 2

      I would not touch MS stock with a 10 inch pole.

      I just wish MS had felt this way about their users all these years.

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    29. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by will_die · · Score: 1

      I can't see the use of touch at the regular office desktop coming for a long time, unless people get a specific touch screen that replaces the keyboard.
      The reason are screens are getting bigger all the time and with them being bigger they have to sit back farther from the user. Then you have to use the touch screen you have to move from your normal arm position.
      I can see it for users that run a program that is more like a kiosk but alot of them already have touch screens and don't need a generic OS.

    30. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      Maybe I could do some graphic design with a stylus

      Not with a capacitive touch-screen, you won't. The kind of stylus available for cap touchscreens has the dimensions of a crayon. Sure, you can do technical drawing with a crayon using popup menus and well-defined snaps, etc., but it sure isn't intuitive.

    31. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Seedy2 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more the apps. The different app vendors were stumbling over themselves to make their apps as similar to their DOS versions so that when their customers went to windows they didn't have to relearn the apps. So the move forward was more about making everyone comfortable with the part that mattered, the apps, and the OS was just window dressing (so to speak).
      Now, I have to think M$ is in bed with training outfits, as they seem to go out of their way to force you the go to school to figure out how to use their apps ever release.
      Couple that with all the seemingly malicious changes to simple OS stuff to make it harder to find, I think they have drifted away completely from the whole reason this all came off the ground in the first place. Users not being forced away from their comfort zone.

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    32. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by bmo · · Score: 5, Informative

      as Linux has developed its own ways to fend of new arrivals in the form of Unity and Gnome3.

      Last things first:

      It's as if there *aren't* a couple of dozen window managers and a handful of full-blown Desktop Environments.

      But then the other cry of the Windroid is that there are too many choices.

      Windroid users want to argue all sides except the facts.

      I hand my laptop off to my brother who is born and bred Microsoft and has this really nice laptop that runs 7, and he has absolutely no problem navigating KDE (and honestly, from my POV, 7 isn't bad either - it's just that for my purposes, Linux sucks less). I don't have to coach him one bit. Compare and contrast to where Microsoft wants you to watch a half hour educational video in their stores on how to navigate 8 without going mad (because visual cues in the touch interface are nonexistent and it's all hot corners, edges, and keyboard macros, like we're back in the bad old days of full screen TSR task switchers). It's much less of a jump from Windows to Linux GUIs than it is to 8.

      As for your other argument that Microsoft will "ironically" drive users to Linux because Linux hasn't improved, is both true and not true. The only reason why people will willingly upgrade Windows installations is that the next iteration is viewed as "sucking less," because all OSes and UIs suck, just some more than others. 8 sucks much more than 7 from a desktop user's POV. It is a lurching Frankenstein Monster hybrid of a tablet and desktop OS and can't really decide what it wants to be. And to say that Linux hasn't improved is a flat out lie. Linux is ridiculously easy to operate these days. I would say that if you took a 7 user and plopped him down in front of a KDE or even Unity desktop, he'd get far less lost than in 8.

      People haven't stood in line to buy a Windows operating system since Windows 95, where the real motto instead of "start me up" as sung by Mick Jagger was "it sucks less." Nobody has stood in line to buy Windows since and people are holding on to their XP installs with iron fisted grips even as it approaches EOL in 2014. Vista sucked more. 7 sucked less. 8 sucks muddy canal water. And Microsoft is trying to blame everyone but themselves for this mish-mash disaster of a UX that screams "half done." While a good half-done brine pickle is tasty, Windows 8 sure isn't.

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    33. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Seedy2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They don't WANT to understand, that's too hard, they want to dictate. They still don't grasp that they will get busted every time they go down monopoly way.

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    34. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I can somewhat see this stance (spent a large amount of time and resources
      > deploying some desktop app only to lose it due to litigation against the
      > developer)

      I can't figure out what the difference open of closed source would make here. You already have the application (maybe also the source), litigation against the developer doesn't make that go away. And support for a closed source product also disapears if they can't legally call it their application.

    35. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      ... He is doing a great job running Microsoft into the ground

      Why would you want less competition in the OS market? So we're forced to live under Apple? So we're forced to get Linux desktops, and live with all its issues. I hope MS sticks around, personally. I like having the ability to choose what OS I want to use (and more often than not, I have all three running at the same time, in the same house).

      That said, while I don't think that Windows 8 is as bad as the internet wants me to thing, the touch thing has led to some problems. The whole damn OS feels schizophrenic. On the desktop it is merely "okay", to Win 7's "very good". This evalution only holds true in the interface, design domain, technically Win 8 is a bit better.

      I was really hoping that MS would unveil some sort of Kinect style device for the PC, especially for using Win 8. Not to replace traditional input methods, but to supplement it. I wouldn't mind being able to sit back, with my feet up. and scroll pages by waving my fingers. Having to reach closer to the monitor, leaning in, to do the same thing is just a stupid idea. I'm not really sure what MS was thinking.

      That said, their x86 tablet is a brilliant idea. I'd love a tablet that allowed me to run almost any desktop program with the convenience of modern Android/iOS devices; as opposed to the gimped mobile apps. I'd love the ability to stick an SD card in my tablet in the field, and use Photoshop or Lightroom. Or have access to a real word processor with a Bluetooth keyboard, rather than the simplistic versions I have to use now.

      That said, I'm not going to lay down $1000 for this convenience. Get it close to the price of an iPad, and I'd pick it any day. Hell, I even like the GUI-formerly-know-as-Metro more than iOS or stock Jelly Bean, its prettier.

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    36. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      What i want is a high end, high spec laptop that I can use as a touchscreen tablet when I am on the train or bus or whatever but can put on a desk and use as a decent high end worskstation (with external keyboard, mouse and screen).

      The only reasonable way to do this would be to have two CPUs and memory systems (and maybe even GPUs)...one high-powered in the base/keyboard, and one less powerful and more battery friendly in the screen/tablet. Otherwise, you end up with a system that does neither of your requirements very well.

      If you only want mid-performance, then you can get the system that you are wishing for, but once you desire true portability and the ability to run Windows on a high-end system, you are looking at a minimum 35W processor, 4-8GB of RAM, and a decent GPU. Luckily, you can put most of the other power-sucking options in the base/keyboard. All this will cost you far more than $1000, based on current Windows 8 tablet prices.

      On the other hand, if you want an insanely fast 32GB Android tablet with good keyboard dock/base and great battery life, you can spend about $550 and get it, while that same money won't even get you Surface RT, even without a keyboard. Add in the branding confusion where Surface RT can't run the same software as true Windows 8 tablets, and you end up with a whole bunch of hardware that nobody wants.

    37. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Missed the part where it should run GNU/Linux? There are already cheap tablets for less than $100 (and not as cheap, but pretty close, and powerful, for less than $200). Add a keyboard and some base to use it as a notebook and you are mostly there.

    38. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (I am typing on a bootcamped macbook retina with windows 8...)

      Thanks, friend, for the helpful preview of our next nightmare.

    39. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by macs4all · · Score: 5, Informative

      Desktop should have touch as an user Interface OPTION. I can see uses for touch on the desktop just not all the time.

      Bingo!

      One of the things that helped Windows in its early days was that a mouse was optional. You could do a lot of GUI-based work without buying a mouse at all, just by using the helpful command keys and tabs. Something, that, alas, pretty well went out the window (no pun intended) with the advent of pixel-graphic web browser applications.

      You can get much better traction when a new feature is an enhancement to what people are used to than when you force them to start all over.

      I'm seriously NOT trolling; but I've personally always found it fascinating that Apple, THE company that, if nothing else, POPULARIZED the GUI interface (see that trick for avoiding the "Apple ripped-off Xerox" flamewars?), not only is REFUSING to buy-into the "Touch desktop/laptop" drumbeat, but significantly, actually has a MUCH more robust set of "Keyboard Shortcuts" than Windows (See this eye-popping list. Shades of Emacs!!!). I have scoured the web (admittedly for only 5 minutes), and I can't come up with a list of Windows OS Shortcuts (that doesn't include application-specific shortcuts) that is nearly as lengthy. Heck, Windows 8 doesn't even have a keyboard shortcut for Shut Down. Sure, you can DO it; but it's a multi-step procedure...

      Point is, Apple realizes that not everyone can/will interact with their COMPUTER the same way (leave tablets out of this discussion, please!), and has provided several ways to do so.

      Microsoft would do well to study that philosophy.

    40. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Maybe I could do some graphic design with a stylus

      Not with a capacitive touch-screen, you won't. The kind of stylus available for cap touchscreens has the dimensions of a crayon. Sure, you can do technical drawing with a crayon using popup menus and well-defined snaps, etc., but it sure isn't intuitive.

      Bzzzt! Wrong!

      Here's just one of many fine-tip stylii that work on capacitive touchscreens (at least they work on an iPad).

    41. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you weren't there then, kid. Being able to navigate by keyboard was NEVER a selling point for any version of Windows. It was always the mouse driven GUI that people were interested in or they'd have stayed with DOS. I know that because _I_ was there.

    42. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You would enjoy a universal automobile model? Not I.

    43. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a big-time nerd, I love geek toys and I want new things just bcause they are shiny.

      But even I don't want a windows 8 device. Why would I want it? It's not shiny like the apple toys. It's not functioning well for my geek self. It's expensive, and it hsa poor functionality and an uncertain future. And I usually am an early adopter.

      The "early adopter" issue is that we all already have tablets and weren't waiting around for MS to deliver one.

      If I were buying a new PC laptop, I'd certainly get a touch model just to screw around with it. However, the ThinkPad Touch model starts at $1500, and I couldn't use it as my main machine because I'm too wedded to the unix workflow (on OS X). For that kind of cash I'd rather get a MBP retina.

    44. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are the SUVs of pseudo-computing. They only have disadvantages. Zero advantages. They only serve as e-penis/breast enlargement for the same type of loser that runs behind "fashion trends".

      SUVs do have advantages over alternative vehicles in certain applications. It's just that most of those advantages have nothing to do with the soccer mom use-case. The same applies to general computing touchscreens.

    45. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just don't see the usefulness of a touchscreen on a desktop OR notebook UNLESS what you really wanted was a tablet hybrid but with more hp than those puny ARM SoCs although to get a useful notebook the size precludes it from being a comfortable to use tablet. I use 10" as a max out limit for a useable tablet, and personally prefer c. 7" for general weight, portability, etc.

      Metro is just a steaming PoS, but I see that the M$ schills are out in force here and on recent commentary to that rather hilarious video.

      (I still propose that Woz was stoned when he claimed that Metro was a "good" UI. It's not even "good" for a tablet FFS.)

    46. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wanna know the tragedy of GNOME 3.

      A lot of it is great. What pisses people off is gnome-shell and it's broken idiocy.

      The actual infrastructure under the shell gets more impressive with each release. See for example: Cinnamon. Which is GNOME 3 without the gnome-shell... and it's really quite good.

      GNOME 3 is an example of letting moronic designers loose on a project and letting them dictate things. Similar idea with fedora 18 - lots of it is great. But they let the designers loose on the installer... and the result was a fucking hideous mess. Underneath, Fedora 18 is really quite impressive.

    47. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm actually going to buy one and see if it helps, but I'm afraid it's not going to be as useful as a decent Wacom. (Maybe on par with their low end crap).

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    48. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by quetwo · · Score: 1

      In short, yes. SCO was already gearing up with cease-and-desist letters on their presumptive win in court. Heck, it doesn't have to one company going after the entire Linux IP stack, it could be some company simply going after one piece of software that is deemed critical to your business. A cease and desist is the worst case, but it could easily be a company who lays claim to a project could now demand all users of the project sign some sort of support contract in order to keep using it.

      That is where foundations like Apache really help out. They force committers to verify that the code is theirs before it is committed in. Not all projects are nearly as diligent and there is always that possibility that a helpful copy/paste coder took code from a place that they didn't understand the license for.

    49. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

      The disease is the "no negativity!" idea that saturates corporate culture worldwide, and particularly in the US. It's easier to fire people than rethink a bad idea, so everybody just keeps saying "yes" - everybody apart from the consumer, of course, and you can't fire them, so they don't actually count for anything.

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    50. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by colinrichardday · · Score: 2

      bigger hard drives (you can store ALL the things in the cloud),

      But why would I want to store my stuff in the cloud?

    51. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      I can't figure out what the difference open of closed source would make here. You already have the application (maybe also the source), litigation against the developer doesn't make that go away. And support for a closed source product also disapears if they can't legally call it their application.

      Although it might not make it go away, legal action could kill hopes of future releases and support. The same thing applies to all software vendors, obviously with the smaller operations being more vulnerable. I believe as well that users could be sued for patent infringement.

      For enterprises with thousands of users it's not a minor thing to have to transition users to new software, and understandable that they prefer software where the vendor indemnifies them against patent suits. There's a market though for companies who can package and support FOSS software, and perhaps provide indemnification.

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    52. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason why people will willingly upgrade Windows installations is that the next iteration is viewed as "sucking less," because all OSes and UIs suck, just some more than others.

      FTFY

    53. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      They would benefit even more if they actually had an OEM program.

    54. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Fuck you're retarded. Doesn't it ever dawn on you that no one else writes their username in the body of their own posts on this site? That you're the only one who's got his head so far up his own asshole that you can't figure out how to post like an intelligent human being? You must be so in love with yourself.

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    55. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by cynyr · · Score: 1

      Are any of them convertible, as in the screens can be rotated and folded down to make them tablets? I'd like a touchscreen laptop like that, as long as the hinge/folding part came with a 5 year warranty.

      Wake me up when using excel is nice with no keyboard and I can get Tony Starks cad setup he uses when he gets back from being held captive in Iron Man 1 (and his rapid prototyping facility) and I'll buy one of these touchscreen laptop things.

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    56. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They're trying to make a new market because they've so abysmally failed at getting a toehold in the mobile market.

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    57. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the government can access it more easily?

    58. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Informative

      See this eye-popping list [apple.com]. Shades of Emacs!!!)

      Literally. Some of the keyboard shortcuts (like ctrl-a, ctrl-e) actually did come from emacs.

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    59. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      They already have a shorter range 'Kinect' for PCs

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    60. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spend more on my phone and tablet this year than I have on my PC, but I still use my pc for things, just different things. I listen to podcasts, read books, read most of my mail and do most social websites from my tablet and phone, but I rip DVDs run a media server, do most of my word processing and actual paid work on my desktop. I don't NEED touch for that. Paying extra for the privelidge is a waste of money.

    61. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using macs since system 7 and I didn't know there were that many Kb shortcuts. Thanks for the pointer.

    62. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen it in action with the IT department. Those guys love memorising keyboard shortcuts so they can impress people with their super secret skills. If they really want to wow the secretaries, they start using a command line.

    63. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      They really should have pushed that. I didn't even know that it existed, and I generally try to stay in front of stuff like this.

      But, damn, thats an expensive gadget, for something that I would only consider an "convenience" feature. Why not push this, instead of "touch"?

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    64. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by painandgreed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People haven't stood in line to buy a Windows operating system since Windows 95, where the real motto instead of "start me up" as sung by Mick Jagger was "it sucks less."

      Not true, I remember standing in line at midnight at a CompUSA with a friend of mine waiting for Win98.

    65. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      That could be easily mitigated by putting an inch by inch sticker on the wrist rest which reads "With Touch!"

      Great, yet another sticker. The only thing worse than a PC that's been decorated like a NASCAR contestant is the knowledge that many of the people who buy those PCs never take the stickers off of them -- presumably because they either don't realize they are removable, or because they are afraid that removing them might somehow cause the computer to malfunction.

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    66. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Jeremi · · Score: 0

      Second point: Screwing the pooch means you're making puppies, or sitting in the back room, doing nothing. Probably not the most fitting euphamism for this 800lb gorilla in the room (which looks like a duck, quacks like a lame duck, and walks like a dumb duck).

      I miss BadAnalogyGuy.

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    67. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows has a 'shortcut' for every menu item, eg ALT, F, X. Even as a Mac user, I find this more useful than stuff like Command-Option-Y that I will never remember.

    68. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I've been using macs since system 7 and I didn't know there were that many Kb shortcuts. Thanks for the pointer.

      No problem, glad to help! BTW, I've been using Macs since they were called Lisa, and until I looked for that list for a Windows-Switcher friend a few years back, I had no idea tha that there were so many shortcuts, either!

      Now if they'd only alias Ctrl-X, C, V and Z with the original Command-key versions, I wouldn't have to get frustrated when working back and forth between OS X and Windows... Yes, I know things like Keyboard Maestro can remap those keys; but I think there ought a be a nice checkbox to do that in OS X.

    69. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Windows has a 'shortcut' for every menu item, eg ALT, F, X. Even as a Mac user, I find this more useful than stuff like Command-Option-Y that I will never remember.

      You'd sure be remembering them if you had some physical restriction that prevented you from using a mouse or trackpad.

    70. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      OS/2 Presentation Manager had exactly the same shortcuts.

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    71. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by tycoex · · Score: 2

      Cars are different but they all use the same system. As compared to computers you could almost say there is only two different car operating systems, standard and automatic. No matter what the hardware looks like (the car model) all your automatic cars are going to have a steering wheel in the same place, two pedals that do the same thing, a similar/same gear shifter, etc. You can jump into any car and know how it operates regardless of model; that's pretty much the same as having different computers (hardware) running the same OS.

    72. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      But Microsoft has been selling a Tablet PC version of Windows since XP. So if I wanted a tablet, it has been available for a long time. The problem is that Microsoft never made their tablet software not suck. Using a pointy stick instead of a mouse is not "talent computing". Microsoft had a few really killer apps like One Note... But almost all required "right mouse buttons" to be useful... So by the time you create a pen tablet with high enough resolution to hit 10px square GUI elenents, and a stylus with pressure left and right mouse buttons... You're adding $100's to a PC with no actual SOFTWARE UPGRADES.

      For windows 8 MS went the other direction and pulled the rug out from under the software people... But they didn't offer any good reason to do that for the regular joe. Apple took a long time to teach their customers to use iOS products. iPhone didn't have any third party apps at all.... And iPad took 4 more years before people were begging for it... Microsoft was expecting to throw their own spin into the mix in just a few months of exposure. That was totally unreasonable to expect the CUSTOMERS of PCs to react that quickly.

    73. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by mr_mischief · · Score: 2

      That's because IBM thought carefully about things like this when they were involved in PC software. They wrote a standard.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Common_User_Access

    74. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by thsths · · Score: 1

      Every other version. Windows 3 sucked less than DOS (which was still used by Windows 1.0). Windows 95 sucked less than Windows 3.1. Windows XP was pretty decent, although the time was not quite ready when it was released. Windows 7 was certainly a decent release (not without flaws and regressions, but lots of things are better), and I hope they support it for a long time. Windows 8 is again something the time is not ready for, but that may change.

    75. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      the problem is that windows is already losing the app race.

      I wish the marketeers would make up their mind. First it was apps, then it was thin clients/web sites, now it is apps, tomorrow angry birds will only run from the browser and the day after that it will be an app again except you will have to pay for each minute of play.

      touch is an advantage only if you have the app for it, and all the good developer/ideas are committed to either ios/android

      It's only a matter of time before platform islands begin to evaporate. There is just too much value locked up and accumulating on each island for this status quot to be maintainable on all of these locked down mobile devices. When it does the operating system will trend back to being a commodity as it should be before the rise of these crappy vendor locked down walled gardens.

      forcing the windows 8 ready badge to be obtained only trough supporting metro and resolution independent touch device isn't a bad move - per se - given the context.

      Quite meaningless when nobody cares.

      even the cool kids, as chrome, do it completely wrong (I am typing on a bootcamped macbook retina with windows 8 at 200dpi right now)

      I can live with people having different preferences of hardware and software. I can live with fanboys and lemmings. I can even live with the marketeers who wisper into our ears sweet tales of "new things" we ought to be liking.

      What I simply cannot stand is sent from my (insert platform here) posters being plastered all over the place. Nobody gives a shit what you are using to compose your message.

    76. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great! Maybe this year will be the YEAR OF TE LINUX DESKTOP then! ;-D

      Let's hope and pray Ballmer is left in charge of the monster.

    77. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the part where Linux desktops copy Windows 8 and incorporate both touch and multiple desktop paradigms.
      You see, it can't happen any other way, and that's why Linux will never suck less than Windows.

    78. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psychopaths are like that. Period.

    79. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Fragmentation is not a problem, the lack of polished apps is a problem.
      Linux and OSX have that thing, the terminal, which actually makes EASIER to help people over the phone, or remote access. Linux and OSX have that other thing, that you can install an arbitrary number of desktop environments.
      Once those two things work well, fragmentation does not matter because there is also adaptability, for linux at least.

      Dammit, wake up, the troubles with linux were No apps compatible with office docs, fixed. No games, about to fix. Fix the multimedia apps and go to the least vertical markets next.
      Year of linux desktop? Nope, who cares! Why trying to compete with the incestuous duopoly of hardware makers and closed systems like windows, apple and in a smarter way android? compete by having system that perform well for you. Once you eat your competitors' lunch they get to imitate you without needing evangelists.

      PLEASE, realize that Marketshare is Not A Problem for your computing experience. The only problem is, does my computing infrastructure have enough dedicated developers or maintainers, or can I get someone to adapt it if the need arises? All the rest, free software, open protocol, trustable - that is, open, documented - hardware are just corollaries. Necessary corollaries, ok. But this is long term pragmatism.

      Idealism is in the other field, and it is perfectly embodied by ads, YES WE STUDY AND INVEST A LOT TO MAKE THE BEST SYSTEM FOR YOUR SATISFACTION EXCLUSIVELY. Cue the underpaid replaceable code monkeys, working late on hardware assembled by machines/slaves, engineered to fail after some years.

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    80. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      If it were possible for Microsoft's board to realize Ballmer needs to go, it would have happened years ago. Clearly they'll never get rid of him until he wants to go.

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    81. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Microsoft used to adhere to that standard. Very strictly.

      But they gave up on it around the time XP came out.

      These days, I bet none of the UI designers at MS even know what CUA is.

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    82. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple, THE company that, if nothing else, POPULARIZED the GUI interface (see that trick for avoiding the "Apple ripped-off Xerox" flamewars?)

      Apple ripped off VisiOn. Sorry, couldn't resist to just a little bit of malevolent trolling here.

    83. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "so Microsoft and Google can lose it more easily".

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    84. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      The problem is that people they fire are never the ones who are responsible for the bad decisions in the first place. To wit: Ballmer is in his second decade as CEO despite the fact that he has yet to make a single good decision. What I can't figure out is what Gates ever saw in him in the first place, because Bill Gates _did_ know what he was doing. He was a ruthless, evil SOB, but he was also effective. Ballmer's just evil.

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    85. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      So, if the plural of "stylus" is "stylii", does that mean the plural of "radius" is "radiii"?

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    86. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Or, you could put the high-powered processor in the screen portion, and just have the keyboard/mouse detachable.

      If your battery starts to go, find an outlet, and plug in. Same thing you need to do with a laptop, but the tablet is smaller and more portable.

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    87. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

      "are other IT shops as averse to open source as ours seems to be?"

      Uh.. How can that be? I could not do my job without:

      - Filezilla
      - pfsense
      - vnc
      - ffdshow, media player classic
      - chrome & firefox and plugins
      - various GPL sharepoint plugins
      - apache & mysql
      - windirstat
      - bind
      - putty
      - a bunch of things running on top of linux (so we can all have a big thanks linux for that!)
      - etc, etc, etc

      In fact, I will go out of my way always to find a 100% free solution, because I know that support contracts, new versions and upgrades all cost money in the closed source world. Without fail.

      So not only am I signing myself up for budget problems and obligations, I am also passing that down to future successors, which is just not good admin'ing.

      Thats not to knock closed source software, there are always applications that simply do not exist in the open source world in any stable way. Again it also depends on how open minded your IT shop is too, and how well they make consensus decisions, do research, and not just go to lunch with vendors.

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    88. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      "Their current issue is the problem of iOS and Android eating their lunch on casual consumptive computing activities."

      Nope. You're seeing what twang to see. The issue that MS has is that iOS and Android are designed specifically as touch environments. They are not bastard half-breed OS environments that were WIMPy with touch added on later.

      Many people are now using the iPad and Android tablets as their primary computing devices. I know lots of peo who use their iPads as portable terminals for Unix type systems. I know lots of writers who realized that they could hook up a Bluetooth keyboard to their iPad and have a writing tool with a 30 hour battery life. I know musicians who wouldn't think of using expensive dedicated MIDI knob / slider banks any more, and who use TouchOSC now.

      So, no, the tablet is not by design a "consumptive device" but rather a new way interacting with programs, rather than pointing at them with some other device yuse a finger or a stylus. However, yan still use a keyboard and do yr typing just as nicely.

    89. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      I would be with you, except they made it cost-prohibitive to develop for metro - even the tacked-on metro offered with Win8.

      They also didn't give the users the OPTION to use metro, they shoved it down their throats. If someone wants to run the desktop like they have been for the last 20-some years, they are apparently unable to just switch it off so it doesn't interfere with productive computing. Instead, it pops up all the time, some programs open into it and block out the regular desktop environment, and sharing between the two environments is almost nonexistent.

      Smooth 'introduction' if I do say so myself.

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    90. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought "radiii" was the singular of "radiv".

    91. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by bmo · · Score: 1

      The fact that you get this bent out of shape about the way I end my posts warms the cockles of my heart.

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    92. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a big company doesn't deploy open source technology where it makes technical and financial sense, you can bet that the competing proprietary technology is being sold by a company with big marketing expense accounts and there's some fine wining and dining going on.

    93. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Undead+Waffle · · Score: 1

      Cars are different but they all use the same system. As compared to computers you could almost say there is only two different car operating systems, standard and automatic. No matter what the hardware looks like (the car model) all your automatic cars are going to have a steering wheel in the same place, two pedals that do the same thing, a similar/same gear shifter, etc. You can jump into any car and know how it operates regardless of model; that's pretty much the same as having different computers (hardware) running the same OS.

      The steering wheel isn't necessarily in the same place (left side/right side). I've seen many different implementations for reverse on a manual transmission. Hell, what about setting the clock on the stereo? That's never consistent. And I still can't figure out the headlight controls on my car. Sure glad they're automatic because I'm sure as hell not reading the manual! Also, I hate large cars because I have no concept of where the back is.

      No, I don't have a point. But my point still stands.

    94. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bigger hard drives (you can store ALL the things in the cloud),

      But why would I want to store my stuff in the cloud?

      Or need more than 2gb of ram for FB browsing on a 11 inch netbook? Or a pink case?

    95. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by MonsterMasher · · Score: 1

      No.. Microsoft wants people to watch videos with there thumb up there ass.
      Stop PRODUCING things and consume.. then it will all work out.

    96. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by gVibe · · Score: 1

      Not to mention Balmer claiming things like "the iPhone is a fad", thus delaying M$ entry into the Phone/Tablet market. If I were a M$ employee, I would use this time to confront Balmer directly, tell him what a sweaty buffoon he is, then go clean out my desk and depart.

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    97. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple, THE company that, if nothing else, POPULARIZED the GUI interface

      Hardly. I'd say it was microsoft that popularised the GUI interface i.e. put it into the hands of most people. Apple were the ones who first ripped it off from Xerox but...

      (see that trick for avoiding the "Apple ripped-off Xerox" flamewars?)

      Sorry :( must have missed it. What was the trick?

    98. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the big all-in-one computer+monitor with built in touch. There's no practical way to use those as touch input devices, the monitors are out of reach if put at optimal viewing distance. And if you can reach it, who is seriously going to want to reach out and smear it when you've got a mouse nearby. At least with a touchscreen laptop the screen is not too far away from the hand, at least if it's on an actual lap, and it's no less clumsy than a touchpad or nipple mouse.

    99. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Was she cute?

    100. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is because Microsoft is really not pushing the touchscreen as their primary motivation. I think that the driving force here is the desire to get customers used to a Windows Phone interface to boost lagging Windows Phone sales, plus the desire to get their own mini-app store which can only succeed if they move people off of the desktop.

    101. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Maxx169 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, that's a list of OS shortcuts and application shortcuts. Looking at just OS shortcuts they're much of a muchness: https://skydrive.live.com/?cid=2ee8d462a8f365a0&id=2EE8D462A8F365A0!141

    102. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      I'm seriously NOT trolling; but I've personally always found it fascinating that Apple, THE company that, if nothing else, POPULARIZED the GUI interface (see that trick for avoiding the "Apple ripped-off Xerox" flamewars?), not only is REFUSING to buy-into the "Touch desktop/laptop" drumbeat, but significantly, actually has a MUCH more robust set of "Keyboard Shortcuts" than Windows (See this eye-popping list. Shades of Emacs!!!). I have scoured the web (admittedly for only 5 minutes), and I can't come up with a list of Windows OS Shortcuts (that doesn't include application-specific shortcuts) that is nearly as lengthy. Heck, Windows 8 doesn't even have a keyboard shortcut for Shut Down. Sure, you can DO it; but it's a multi-step procedure...

      I don't agree that OSX has better keyboard shortcuts than Windows. There are several things that have no default key or can't be done with the keyboard alone on OSX (except possibly with 3rd party software) For example:

      • Open a context menu where the keyboard focus is. Windows: there's a special menu key for that! Or you can use SHIFT+F10. OSX: None and apparently there's not even a 3rd party program to do that.
      • Move a window. Windows: ALT+SPACE,M,<arrow keys>. OSX: None.
      • Resize a window. Windows: ALT+SPACE,S,<arrow keys>. OSX: None.
      • Maximize/zoom. Windows: ALT+SPACE,X. Restore: ALT+SPACE,R. OSX: You can make a global shortcut key to Zoom that works with apps that have a Zoom menu option. If you resize the window after it's zoomed, it won't unzoom to its original size though.
      • Minimize/hide. Windows: ALT+SPACE,N. OSX: you can make your own shortcut key but it doesn't work for all apps.
      • Task manager/activity monitor. Windows:CTRL+SHIFT+ESC. OSX: You have to create a key yourself.
      • Run an arbitrary command line. Windows: WIN+R. OSX: None.

      Most of those have been around since Windows 3 or Windows 95 for the ones using the menu or Windows keys.

      I don't actually use "shut down" or "restart" that often, so I hardly need a shortcut key for them, but a sequence that has worked since Windows 95 is WINKEY,ESC,ALT+F4 and then you have a listbox of options you can type into to select an option. Press Enter to perform the selected operation.

      Both OSes have common conventions as well as guidelines produced by Apple and Microsoft. Different ISVs and apps follow those to different degrees, but there are still differences in convention. In particular, you can hit ALT in Windows to access the menu bar, each menu and menu item will have an underlined shortcut key. Dialog boxes also have ALT+ shortcuts by doing the same thing, and you can click the default button with Enter and the cancel button with Esc. Even ribbons have key sequences for every option.

    103. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by bmo · · Score: 1

      >Every other version.

      This meme needs to die.

      It needs to die because it totally ignores the two branches of Windows - NT and the 9x kernel. Once you include NT tree before XP, this "every other version" stuff falls over.

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    104. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Crosshair84 · · Score: 1

      Terminal? Over the PHONE? Easier? You have got to be sh*tting me. I help people troubleshoot equipment over the phone and the ONLY thing I EVER have them use via a terminal window for is ipconfig and even that gets iffy if they hear "icconfig" instead. If I need to have them check for internet access I have them just open a browser window and go to google rather then get them to properly enter a ping command.

      I'd rather be caught stealing from the company than caught making customers troubleshoot via a terminal window over the phone. Please tell me you work on cash registers or something that doesn't have a GUI to begin with.

    105. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Microsoft screwed the pooch on this one and it will probably mean the end for Ballmer

      Probably not. Look at what the guy running Rio Tinto had to do to get pushed out with his golden parachute. Or Sol Trujillo at Australia's Testra, a long list of losers at HP, or the sabotaging idiot Elop at Nokia who still hasn't been removed yet.
      MS is too big to fail and Balmer seems to be trying hard to prove otherwise, but parts of the company he isn't paying attention to are keeping it afloat (just like Nokia where the sybian stuff Elop declared dead is selling millions in China and keeping Nokia from immediate collapse).

    106. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Nah, Macs and Linux are about as capable from a corporate desktop point of view if you discount MS office on MAC, and apparently most MAC people I hear from do.

      Plus Apple hardware and software cost substantially more, so if you were an IT department, wohat would you do? To put another way, look a the apple server market and tell us how well they do there...

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    107. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by jafac · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. This is what they're trying to do. Becuase they spent buhzillions on developing the technologies for the surface. (remember that tabletop computer?). And along comes apple, and eats their lunch for the iPhoneiPad devices. So Microsoft figures; just like with GUI's, the Internet, and Music Players, (and phones), they've got to break into this tablet market too. Strike while the iron's hot? No. More like, after it's cooled-off.

      Some companies know how to MAKE cool. For some reason, Microsoft is ALWAYS the company that knows how to make "used to be cool".

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    108. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Ballmer's been running MS into the ground, slowly, for a rather long time. I don't see how this would be the end of Ballmer, because as I understand it, he and his cronies (BillG namely) have far too much control over the company. If it were possible to get rid of him, the other shareholders probably would have done it by now.

    109. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Actually, Linux was doing it first. If anything, it's Windows that's copying Linux. There's a lot of things like that. People just assume that the 800lb gorilla is the originator. It's some sort of consumer "hyena law".

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    110. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by macs4all · · Score: 1

      So, if the plural of "stylus" is "stylii", does that mean the plural of "radius" is "radiii"?

      Why yes, yes it is.

      I have to have gotten SOME benefit form those two years of Latin... (rolls eyes)

    111. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by macs4all · · Score: 1

      This is because Microsoft is really not pushing the touchscreen as their primary motivation. I think that the driving force here is the desire to get customers used to a Windows Phone interface to boost lagging Windows Phone sales, plus the desire to get their own mini-app store which can only succeed if they move people off of the desktop.

      Really? You REALLY think they'd throw their market-stranglehold-product under the bus to promote flagging sales of their mobile platform?

      Interesting theory.

    112. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So we're forced to get Linux desktops, and live with all its issues.

      What issues? The fact that there's no single standard desktop environment? Why is that a problem? No one ever says that Microsoft and Apple should have the exact same desktop environment/widget set/ABI or that any other part of their OSes should be standardized by some neutral organization. So why is it a problem that Linux has variety?

      Maybe it'll help you if you think about Linux not as a single OS, but rather a bunch of different OSes, which all happen to share some components and mostly be software-compatible (esp. for statically-linked commercial software).

      If MS died and disappeared (which would be a great thing IMO, though there'd be some pain at the beginning), other vendors would be able to offer Linux versions, without MS's monopolistic powers preventing them from gaining marketshare. Apple wouldn't be that much of a factor here, because Apple refuses to work with other hardware makers like Lenovo, Acer, Dell, HP, etc.; and they're certainly not going to want to just close up shop. Linux would be the obvious alternative here, since it runs just fine on all this disparate hardware. Different OS vendors would pop up, offering their own versions, using most of the same components, being compatible with commercial software (again, it'd have to be statically-linked), while each customizing the system for their own preferences, some using KDE, some using XFCE, etc. We'd probably see some new UIs pop up too from different sources, to satisfy consumer demand (unlike our present situation, where MS makes a UI no one wants, and tries to force it on everyone). In the end, everyone would have the ability to choose the OS they want to use to a much better extent than they do today, which is exactly what you said you want.

      Of course, this isn't likely to happen since so many applications are Windows-dependent, but you never know. Just look at Valve's big push lately to make Linux its best-supported platform for gaming. And with the rise of iOS and Android, MS seems to be becoming less and less relevant all the time. People might be ready for a change before too long.

    113. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This isn't true. There's stylii for capacitive touchscreens that have the same dimensions as a regular ball-point pen, with a 2mm-diameter ball in the point. You have to turn the gain way up when you're using one of these stylii on your system, as compared to the giant-crayon-sized stylii you're thinking of (which have a 5mm-diameter ball in the tip), but it's quite doable; I developed the drivers for a credit-card terminal using one of these stylii a couple years ago.

    114. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by macs4all · · Score: 1

      To be fair, that's a list of OS shortcuts and application shortcuts. Looking at just OS shortcuts they're much of a muchness: https://skydrive.live.com/?cid=2ee8d462a8f365a0&id=2EE8D462A8F365A0!141

      I agree, sorta-kinda. But even if we include the Explorer shortcuts to offset the Finder shortcuts, I think the OS X list is still significantly longer.

    115. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Nivag064 · · Score: 1

      I moved to xfce as the best alternative to GNOME 3 in Fedora 16 - now for Fedora 17, I'm moving to mate.

      Mate has restored some of the useful functionality of nautius that was dropped from GNOME 2.

      GNOME 3, Unity, Metro, etc. - are all indications that some designers think fashion trumps functionality (Designer: "Don't worry your tiny little mind Sweetie, we know best!").

    116. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      What issues? The fact that there's no single standard desktop environment? Why is that a problem? No one ever says that Microsoft and Apple should have the exact same desktop environment/widget set/ABI or that any other part of their OSes should be standardized by some neutral organization. So why is it a problem that Linux has variety?

      Never really said having multiple DEs/distros was a problem. What I mean was that Linux isn't perfect either. I, personally, like the variety in Linux. I'm glad I can use KDE, and ignore Gnome Shell and Unity. Same with XFCE. I'm happy that there are several very well supported, and well developed distros to choose from, though it can be a bit overwhelming at time. The last time I tried to muck around with my primary Linux install, I spent about a week trying on different combos (OpenSuse/KDE won, this time). This isn't everyone's cup of tea though, and you have to admit it is a bit overwhelming to some. My parents would be hopeless, for example. I can't imaging having to explain the difference between a shell and a kernel to them, when they still haven't figured out the difference between a webpage and a web browser.

      Linux also has the problem (in some eyes, not mine, and perhaps not yours) where you have to spend a lot of time working with the OS itself. You have to think about Linux, and not the task at hand. This has gotten much better, but I still view it as an issue. I still have to spend a bit too much time mucking around in command lines, and figuring out how specific bits of hardware might work. Also, there is no interface guidlines (or ones that anyone follows, at least), so much of the software is a bit of a mess. Nice for nerds like us, but terrible for people who haven't been using computers for decades.

      Please notice, I'm not attacking Linux. I quite like Linux.

      Thats the thing I like about the choices right now, there is something different for everyone, and everything is pretty much competent. I would love Linux, OS X, and Windows to share 33% of the market (or less, allowing for some nice upstarts). I would love it if OS X played nice, so everything can be installed on the same hardware (easily). Up until recently I've been running all three on various computers in my house. OS X got uninstalled, and my MacMini sold on Craigslist, lately, since the OS, and Apple were moving in directions I didn't like (and have been for some time now). But it was the best HTPC possible, and it almost was a small computer mounted in a kitchen cabinet for managing recipes, iTunes, and television while cooking. Windows are on both me and the girlfriends main "money maker" computers. I need Lightroom and Photoshop (and Adobe Camera Raw, and the like), and she needs Office. So there is no way to really get rid of these. I also game a bit, so I need Windows for that. My laptop, and my girlfriends netbook run Linux, though lately their functionality has been supplanted by tablets (running the same kernel, at least).

      I'm happy with this. Look at how many features are being developed and copied by the others right now. Even with Win 8's faults, it represents something nice, MS is trying to innovate. Why? Because Apple and Linux are starting to breath down their necks.

      Valve only has what, 3 games on Steam for Ubuntu? Its a long way off.

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    117. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing that computers aren't cars, then.

    118. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evidence seems to point to them already throwing it under the bus. Now we just need to figure out the reason.

    119. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by neurocutie · · Score: 1
      "Every other version. Windows 3 sucked less than DOS (which was still used by Windows 1.0)."

      mmm.... DOS was still used by Win95, 98, 98se and ME. And Windows 3.0 sucked so much that it is highly debatable that it sucked less than DOS itself. Very, very few people liked or used Win3.0. Most people stayed at Win2.1 until 3.1 came out.

    120. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      I can't see the use of touch at the regular office desktop coming for a long time, unless people get a specific touch screen that replaces the keyboard.

      The reason are screens are getting bigger all the time and with them being bigger they have to sit back farther from the user. Then you have to use the touch screen you have to move from your normal arm position.

      Exactly. Some people keep telling me "touch screens are the next big thing for the PC", but unless everybody switches from a desktop computer to a tablet PC or a notebook with a touch screen, I just cannot see that happening. Yes, there are 23" etc. displays with touch capabilities, but for exactly the reasons you mentioned, they will never be something anybody will want to use for a office desktop PC as a touch interface. Even for only casual touch use (e.g. selecting an application in the Windows 8 home screen, or selecting a song/movie in your media playback application), it would literally be a pain to use. I have two 25" screens on my desktop, and they are for obvious reasons so far away from me when I sit at the desk that I would have to get up from my chair to be able to reach them. No way I would ever use a touch interface on these displays to select something every couple seconds or use multi touch to zoom/... stuff.

    121. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

      All Linux applications work under all Linux desktop environments, therefore multiple desktop environments have very little effect on applications development.
      All Linux-compatible desktops and laptops run all Linux desktop environments, therefore multiple desktop environments have no effect at all on Linux-compatible desktops and laptops.
      All Linux distributions have all Linux desktop environments packaged for them, therefore multiple desktop environments have little effect on Linux distributions.

      Therefore there is no "market fragmentation". Now go back to claiming that Gimp does not support CMYK or something.

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    122. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

      s/designer/hipster/g

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    123. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Microsoft being run into the ground would be MORE competition in the OS market. On the desktop, there currently really isn't any (Windows is still over 90% of desktops). Let's say, for argument's sake, Microsoft rapidly began losing market share today. It does not follow it would all go to Mac OSX. In this apocalyptic (for Microsoft) scenario, let's say the end game is they wind up with about 30% market share. The other 70% would not be just be Apple, the "desktop vacuum" would likely be filled with at least two or three Linux desktop distros (perhaps Ubuntu would be one, a RedHat derived desktop OS would be another, and perhaps something from Google, although that'd likely be ChromeOS rather than a fully fledged Linux distro). MIcrosoft losing desktop market share at this point INCREASES competition.

    124. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Alex+Belits · · Score: 0

      sharepoint plugins

      Cool story, bro.

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    125. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, I remember standing in line at midnight at a CompUSA with a friend of mine waiting for Win98.

      You mean to give it back and receive a full refund?

    126. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, Windows 8 doesn't even have a keyboard shortcut for Shut Down. Sure, you can DO it; but it's a multi-step procedure...

      AFAIK Alt+F4 works on Windows 8 too.

    127. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Apple already killed a clone market once, when they ended the MacOS licensing program and ended the PowerPCs chances of rivaling Intel in the PC market. And this was with 3 Podunk companies - Umax and Power Computing, and the only major competitor would have been Motorola. That program they killed, since they perceived that they'd lose their market to them. So why would they do differently now w/ far more experienced and established OEMs, such as Dell and HP? In particular, why would Apple do all the development of OS-X, and then let Dell and HP obliterate their margins w/ their OS? It ain't gonna happen.

    128. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Does that mean you'll get three times as worked up when you read a post from this guy?

      I'd quite enjoy seeing that.

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    129. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Windows was doing it first. Linux is shit, which is why it has only gained traction on limited function toys like telephones and tablets.

    130. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, Windows 8 doesn't even have a keyboard shortcut for Shut Down.

      Odd, the button on my keyboard marked "Power" did that quite well before I disabled it.

    131. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Missed the part where it should run GNU/Linux? There are already cheap tablets for less than $100 (and not as cheap, but pretty close, and powerful, for less than $200). Add a keyboard and some base to use it as a notebook and you are mostly there.

      Running Linux makes something more expensive as the hardware manufacturer can't fill the device with crapware that subsidises the cost.

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    132. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      cost prohibitive? if you're not on their books as someone who already is paying them a lot of money they'll give you the stuff for free. the only catch is you'll have to install windows 8 for developing!(which you'll also get for free..)

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    133. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The did. For Office
      http://www.microsoft.com/enable/products/keyboard.aspx
      For Excel http://office2010.microsoft.com/en-us/excel-help/keyboard-shortcuts-in-excel-2010-HP010342494.aspx#BM2

    134. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Microsoft being run into the ground would be MORE competition in the OS market.

      When I read statements like "run into the ground" it makes me think you want then to be basically dead. In the end, we basically agree.

      Though, I do hope that Windows Mobile picks up, and fights some market share from Android and iOS. Especially if the go the Apple way, and have great hardware (mostly) but for a for a good price. Android itself is solid, but the manufacturers of actual hardware are generally horrible, and having another Apple in the market might force them to actually do a good job on support and development.

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    135. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Did anyone use Win 2.X? IIRC, until Win 3, you could count the number of Windows users on one hand. Win 3.0 did suck, but it offered enough, compared to DOS, that people put up with it until 3.1, which clearly sucked less than 3.0, came out.

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    136. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This isn't everyone's cup of tea though, and you have to admit it is a bit overwhelming to some. My parents would be hopeless, for example. I can't imaging having to explain the difference between a shell and a kernel to them, when they still haven't figured out the difference between a webpage and a web browser.

      Oh please. They don't need to know any of this stuff, any more than they need to know it to use Windows. You don't need to use a shell to use Linux; my (non-technical) wife has been using Linux Mint KDE (and previously Kubuntu) for probably 2 years now, and she doesn't even know how to bring up a terminal window, much less actually do anything with it. As long as she can run Firefox and LibreOffice Writer, she's fine; that's pretty much all she does with it. People like this aren't going to know anything about different DEs, they're going to see them as different OSes altogether; they're also going to be using the easy-to-use distros and variants, more of which would certainly pop up if MS and Windows were to somehow suddenly disappear.

      Linux also has the problem (in some eyes, not mine, and perhaps not yours) where you have to spend a lot of time working with the OS itself. You have to think about Linux, and not the task at hand. This has gotten much better, but I still view it as an issue. I still have to spend a bit too much time mucking around in command lines, and figuring out how specific bits of hardware might work.

      Huh? WTF are you talking about? As I said before, my wife's been using Mint KDE for a couple years now, and has never needed to touch a command line. The whole thing is dead-easy: you install it, and that's it. Even the install is usually pretty easy (and it's not like non-technical users ever actually install Windows themselves either). After that, there's nothing to do. Most hardware is even plug-and-play; sometimes there's some which has a problem, but again, on the Windows side, nothing is 100% either, with various hardware losing support when people upgrade to newer versions. "Regular" people have to call the Geek Squad to make a personal visit to their homes all the time for various computer problems; if anything, this would be much less in a Windows-free world.

      Also, there is no interface guidlines (or ones that anyone follows, at least), so much of the software is a bit of a mess.

      Much of the software is a mess on Windows too. Proprietary vendors just do whatever they want, and some of them stray pretty far from the UI styles used in Windows. And now with Win8, it's a total mess with two totally different UI styles coexisting on the same machine. Besides, if, for instance, a KDE user sticks with mostly KDE applications, they're not going to see any serious irregularities.

    137. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I would argue that Ubuntu is the OEM version of Linux we need. The problem is, Ubuntu and the Unity is more like Windows 8 than say windows 7. It is a shift away from the Linux familiarity of GNOME or KDE. Unity is neither Gnome or KDE, and thus it is a problem, because it is ANOTHER standard. The nice thing is, it is Linux, and you can get back to KDE or GNOME if you try hard enough. However, one shouldn't have to "try" hard to do what should be "easy".

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    138. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Oh thank you for trying to correct my reality, but it ain't working.I usually help out total beginners who happen to have trouble navigating a contextual menu, which is perfectly understandable given their age and the tendency to use the trackpad instead of old fashioned mice. BTW I guess you are working mainly in windows. Lots more can be achieved from a *nix terminal.

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    139. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You call KDE bloat.

      But I use that bloat: DigiKam, K-Diff 3, Konsole, and the integration with other KDE apps.

      There's no point in installing Gnome, when I have to install KDE as well to get a Linux system I can actually use. And is still missing functionality.

    140. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to count again.

    141. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Why do Linux people get so damn defensive what you say that Linux isn't perfect? Seriously, Linux isn't for everyone. Nothing is, so expecting an OS to be different is a bit strange.

      Oh please. They don't need to know any of this stuff, any more than they need to know it to use Windows... my (non-technical) wife...

      You don't need to, sure... But it will come up. Just like you don't need to know the difference between a browser and a page to do anything, it turns into a little slice of hell when you need to support anything. Your WIFE, this means you probably live with her, and you probably are the guy doing all the support. My goal in life is to have everyone in my life as self-sustaining as humanly possible when it comes to computers. Sure, not knowing the difference is fine for users, but it isn't find for me, since I'm going to have to actually figure out what the hell they broke. With Windows and OS X, the shell and the kernel are synonymous, so the difference is mostly academic.

      Again, please.. I LIKE Linux, and I USE Linux. Linux is bloody great. But, just like saying "OS X isn't for me" isn't a statement on the worth of the OS or its users, saying "Linux might not be right for x" doesn't have any reflection of the OS or its users either.

      Huh? WTF are you talking about?

      Hmm.. Last time I installed Linux on my laptop I got to spend several hours hunting down solutions to both sound and wifi problems, which involved hours of reading forums, often with contradictory solutions, and snarky assholes ("RTM, herp-derp!"), then it involved installing strange things with strange names; not "sound driver for xxx", but "xxx_afps_rnddevice231-ddfsoundpoop_4455534344432011." and "gRandomnonsemse". It still didn't work as well as any OS X or Windows install, since Wifi and Sound still mysteriously died. This wasn't that single laptop, this is true of EVERY SINGLE TIME I've installed Linux on almost any hardware. I'm a nerd, I can work it out, my parents aren't, they can't. Also your wife just using LibreOffice and Firefox isn't good enough for some people. My father does tons of online research in obscure government databases for his living, and thus needs strange plugins, extensions, and such, some of which aren't even really supported on Windows anymore (this bit of code was last updated in 2002, and only fully supports 98se). Also, LibreOffice is crap, absolutely. Sure, its high principles, and it gets the job done, but it still doesn't play nicely with Office. And yes, thats MS' fault, but who really cares? Browsers suck, since often you need to go much with repos just to get updates, and I really don't know how well my parents with deal with having to add repos, typing in yet more arcane gobbledygook, and hoping it doesn't break anything else (it can, and does. I've tried to keep Chromium up to date on a distro that really just wanted a 6 month old version to be standard, and it pretty much required a reinstall of almost everything). Further, the most common "friendly" distro does random crap, and forces people to do random crap. Do I have to mention ALSA? Pulse Audio? Forcing people to use Unity, where, in supporting my parents, the difference between DE and kernel would pop up. Also, if you have to hop into CLI more than once a decade, your OS is a failure, these days.

      Don't get me wrong, Linux has made some great strides, and I really, REALLY, hope it eventually becomes accepted. It isn't there yet. At least to the point where I'm happy having my parents use it. I have better things to do with my life than help people with computers for free.

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    142. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The situation almost makes me think of the Virtual Boy that Nintendo put out. They're a company not scared to try a new direction, after all.

      The difference with Microsoft now is that they simply refuse to acknowledge their failure. With Nintendo, they bottled that crap up as quickly as possible and essentially never spoke of it again. Microsoft now is like if Nintendo kept thinking that everyone freakin' LOVES the Virtual Boy, kept cranking out tons of them and releasing a million games, and then kept complaining that consumers just didn't know a good idea when they saw it. And then cancelled all other divisions, and put 100% of their effort into the Virtual Boy.

      Wake up Microsoft, your Virtual Boy sucks, and nobody likes nor wants it!

    143. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes sense that they'd have trouble grasping this, though. For ~25 years they've successfully owned the lion's share of the computing world without having to compromise a thing. Now the times are a changin, and they're not quite hip to the tune, yet.

    144. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Here is MS's problem: NOBODY WANTED THE MICROSOFT PHONE/TABLET OS INTERFACE AS AN OS INTERFACE FOR THEIR PC.

      It is as obvious as the nose on Balmer's face. The fail of MS 8 could have been seen on Mars long before it's release.

    145. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. Last time I installed Linux on my laptop I got to spend several hours hunting down solutions to both sound and wifi problems

      That's funny, I haven't had much trouble at all; I just pop in the Linux Mint install disc and it works.

      How well does Windows install on a random laptop anyway? Last I heard, you had to hunt down a bunch of driver discs or download them from mfgr websites. How many people ever install Windows anyway? Why is it the Windows fans always gloss over this fact?

      Also, LibreOffice is crap, absolutely. Sure, its high principles, and it gets the job done, but it still doesn't play nicely with Office.

      It works fine for us. It only has problems with Office files if you have to exchange files with MS Office users a lot. We don't; this is for home use. People at home writing up their own documents and such don't exchange files with other people. I'm not addressing business use here, as you seem to be.

      and I really don't know how well my parents with deal with having to add repos, typing in yet more arcane gobbledygook, and hoping it doesn't break anything else

      Again, WTF are you talking about? You don't have to add repos in any normal install. You just use the ones that are there. It's all automatic.

      Do I have to mention ALSA? Pulse Audio?

      What about them? They work fine. I've never had a problem.

      Forcing people to use Unity, where, in supporting my parents, the difference between DE and kernel would pop up.

      More red herring bullshit. No one is "forced" to use Unity, unless they insist on using Ubuntu. What about Metro, which your parents would be forced to use if they get a Win8 machine? How is that somehow OK, but Unity isn't?

      At least to the point where I'm happy having my parents use it. I have better things to do with my life than help people with computers for free.
      Your WIFE, this means you probably live with her, and you probably are the guy doing all the support.

      That's funny, I haven't had to do any support on her machine since installing it. Everything "just works". Unlike Windows where I see Geek Squad cars pulling up to my neighbors houses from time to time.

      Honestly, by now you seem like a MS shill claiming to be a Linux fan, but inventing bullshit problems that don't really exist, and which normal users do not encounter in normal use.

    146. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

      Demands the question. "Begs the question" means something quite different than what you mean.

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    147. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft wrote OS/2.

    148. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, you had to hunt down a bunch of driver discs or download them from mfgr websites. How many people ever install Windows anyway? Why is it the Windows fans always gloss over this fact?

      Yes, on my last install I needed to grab 4 driver files from manufacturer webpages. It would have been less if I was using typical hardware (have a gaming GPU, a keyboard with some extra keys, a special mouse, and a dedicated sound card... none of these are typical).

      My last laptop, an HP Pavillion, didn't like Linux. Or Linux didn't like it. There always will be hardware variance. Just because something works flawlessly for you, doesn't mean it will for everyone. I'm also sure that there were people who had problems with Windows, I had a friend who paid for beer working on bad Vista installs, or trying to get hardware with only Vista drivers to work with XP.

      It works fine for us. It only has problems with Office files if you have to exchange files with MS Office users a lot. We don't; this is for home use. People at home writing up their own documents and such don't exchange files with other people. I'm not addressing business use here, as you seem to be.

      My girlfriend needs them for school. She's working on her masters, so it is a pretty big deal. When I was in school I had the same problems with OpenOffice, which pretty much lead to me discarding my Linux box for a Mac. A lot of people actually need compatibility with de facto standards.

      What about them? They work fine. I've never had a problem.

      So you missed the time when Ubuntu started messing with them, and this messed up the sound on tons of people's computers, forcing them to use kludgy, unstable, workarounds? You upgrade, and *poof*, you loose basic functionality, with no easy way to really get it back (especially for normal folk). This was a couple years ago, before the slow creep of arbitrarily messing with DEs (If Windows 8 to 7 is bad, Gnome 2 to Shell or Unity is far worse).

      Honestly, by now you seem like a MS shill claiming to be a Linux fan, but inventing bullshit problems that don't really exist, and which normal users do not encounter in normal use.

      Wow, I don't like your favorite OS as much as you, and thus I am a "shill". Nice. When can I get that nice fat check from MS? Or Apple or SUSE, since I often point out their strengths of Windows, as well. Everyone who makes operating systems should give me some money, really, since I generally tell people that all of them are good, and you should pick them based on your needs, and subjective taste. This isn't good enough, I should pick sides, and support my team no matter what. Sadly I find OS loyalty to be utterly moronic, and a complete waste of time. I use Windows primarily right now, because it fits my needs. I've used both OS X and Linux as a primary OS when they fit my needs better. Judging from my history, in another year or two I'll be back to using something else as my main OS.

      In the end, your opinion is your opinion; and mine is mine. They are worth exactly the same in the grand scheme of things: nothing whatsoever. Just because you like something doesn't make it better than anything else objectively. Windows gets my tasks done, so it is a good OS for me. Linux doesn't right now, so it isn't a good OS from me. OS X could get my job done as well, so it also is a good OS. This is all that matters, can I get the stuff done that I want/need to get done. I don't really give a shit about who made my tools or how pretty their philosophy is, I only care that they work. And I sure as hell don't have brand loyalty to whoever made my tools, if someone makes a better or cheaper one, I'll get it in a heart beat. Obviously I am the shill, since I'm not invested in the OS "wars", and actually find them to be the dumbest thing in modern history.

      I am so goddamn sick of these "shill" and "fanboy" memes. Your argument

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    149. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One google search, 10 whole seconds, you lazy bum.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_of_keyboard_shortcuts

    150. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend needs them for school. She's working on her masters, so it is a pretty big deal. When I was in school I had the same problems with OpenOffice, which pretty much lead to me discarding my Linux box for a Mac. A lot of people actually need compatibility with de facto standards.

      I've never seen a lot of problems with Open/LibreOffice having trouble with MS documents, unless they were extremely complicated ones. These days, I usually open such things in Google Docs, and again, I never see any trouble.

      So you missed the time when Ubuntu started messing with them, and this messed up the sound on tons of people's computers, forcing them to use kludgy, unstable, workarounds?

      Nope, never had a problem. However, you're complaining about something that was a problem year and years ago? So why shouldn't I bitch and complain about all the problems with Windows Me, or even XP? If I complain about those, the standard response is "get over it, those are long gone". So now you're going to complain about problems Linux had a decade ago?

      Wow, I don't like your favorite OS as much as you, and thus I am a "shill".

      No, you're a shill because you complain about things that were Linux problems a decade ago, not about things that are really problems today. That shows you have some sort of ulterior motive in painting Linux as hard-to-use, when these days it certainly isn't. Needing to find new repositories? Having to debug hardware driver problems? This isn't 1999, it's 2013. You obviously are either a troll or you haven't used Linux in a decade to complain about these things. This isn't about "picking sides", it's about being a fucking liar.

    151. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a lot of problems with Open/LibreOffice having trouble with MS documents, unless they were extremely complicated ones. These days, I usually open such things in Google Docs, and again, I never see any trouble.

      It garbles them often enough to make life a pain for her. I fully understand that isn't really LibreOffice's fault, since MS has a pretty terrible standard, and doesn't like interoperability. To be fair, many of my problems with Linux isn't really the fault of the OS, driver issues sit firmly on the people who write the drivers and companies that make the hardware, software issues generally lie on the devs, and the compatibility problems is because no one develops for Linux because it doesn't have the market share to make it profitable. I'd say the OS is actually pretty mature, especially if you go with serious distros like Debian. I don't trust Canonical with updates, they get too many "ideas" to make their OS truly good, a problem I fear MS is getting into now with their new "Rapid" release cycle; I don't want "revolutionary" I want functional. There is still some inbuilt hurdles, but they are rapidly disappearing (having control over repos without any fuss, a better effort on simplifying things and naming thing so normal people can instantly get it, etc..)

      If two companies started to develop for Linux, I'd just ship pretty quickly. Adobe (might happen), and Microsoft (ha!).

      So now you're going to complain about problems Linux had a decade ago?

      A decade ago? It was in Hardy Heron, which was 2008, which was less than five years ago. About 4 years ago my old HP laptop decided no not have working wifi with Ubuntu, no matter how much work. About two years ago my old HP laptop decided not to have working Wifi without some work. And on Natty (2011, 2 years ago) it was pretty much 100% impossible to to HDMI audio out on some chips, no matter what (when through about 100 different webpages, with variations of a solution that only worked half the time, on the exact same chipset (Nvidia ION).

      That shows you have some sort of ulterior motive in painting Linux as hard-to-use, when these days it certainly isn't. Needing to find new repositories? Having to debug hardware driver problems? This isn't 1999, it's 2013. You obviously are either a troll or you haven't used Linux in a decade to complain about these things. This isn't about "picking sides", it's about being a fucking liar.

      2008 isn't 1999, and 2011 most certainly isn't a decade ago. And yes, to keep things up to date (by the software's standards, not a repo maintainers) requires adding repos. This is, granted, mainly a Debian problem, never had much of an issue with OpenSuse. I'm currently running OpenSuse Tumbleweed on a laptop less than 3 feet from my left hand, which apparently means that I might be a time traveler. Though I am sad that I have to live in 1999 or 2003, those years were shit, can I have 2006 or 1996?

      I don't have an ulterior motive. I wish Linux the best, I WANT the so-called "year of the linux desktop" to come. I want Linux to have a bigger marketshare, and a large body of mainstream developers. But to get there it can't sit back and go "yup, good enough". We have to look at its faults, and see what other systems do better. You have to be critical. Linux, like everything else in the world, has problems. It isn't perfect. It will never be perfect. And there never will be the one OS to rule them all.

      Further, you misread me, a lot. I never said Linux was bad (this is /. I put in tons of disclaimers), I never said it was inferior, in itself, to anything else. I just said it still isn't really at the point where I want my parents to install it yet (and, if you are observant, I said the exact same thing about Win 8 in this discussion). Linux is easier to use than it has been at any point in its history, and it is getting better rapidly thanks to th

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    152. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      2008 was still the Vista era for MS; things have changed a lot since then, both with MS and with Linux. Surely you don't think it's fair to keep on bashing MS for Vista, do you? Even 4 years is too far back to be fair. 2 year-old complaints I would tend to give some weight to.

      Again, you do not need to add repos; if you're using a distro that doesn't keep up with newer software (and for some reason you really need to use this newer version of the software), then maybe you need a different distro. Debian really isn't a distro aimed at grandma-type users. And why are you even sticking with an older distro, and then trying to patch it with repos for newer software versions? Why not just upgrade your distro? With Ubuntu, Mint, etc., their release cycles are short, and they even do in-place upgrades (i.e., click on the "upgrade distro" button and it downloads everything and upgrades for you on-the-fly; it doesn't get any easier than this). You really should never be using a version that's more than 1 year old. This isn't Windows where you have to pay for your OS upgrades.

      But to get there it can't sit back and go "yup, good enough". We have to look at its faults, and see what other systems do better. You have to be critical.

      That's fine, but not when you're complaining about things that were problems 5+ years ago. Try installing the latest Mint or Ubuntu or openSuse release, and then see if you still have something to complain about.

      If you want to list some valid complaints about modern-day Linux, they're probably going to be something about Nvidia and AMD/ATI video drivers, though most people I've read now say they don't have any real problems with the Nvidia proprietary drivers any more as long as they use a distro that supports them well (i.e. properly handles rebuilding the shim layer when doing a kernel upgrade; this was a problem on some distros years ago). Or maybe complaining about Gnome3 and how bad it is (however, no one's forcing you to use it and there's a ton of alternatives in different distros). Or complaining about the lack of a single, standard desktop environment (however, this can be seen as a strength, not a detriment: see Windows 8/Metro and all the complaints about how you can't turn it off). Or maybe some lingering problems with WiFi drivers for certain brands (Broadcom, I'm looking at you).

      For me, the main problem I see remaining is with the video drivers. I don't see LibreOffice as a big problem, because you're never going to get 100% compatibility with MS Office documents: it's that way by design (MS's design). You can't have 100% compatibility when the organization publishing the "standard" doesn't publish any specifications (or worse, publishes some but it turns out they don't even follow them); it's a moving target. At some point, you have to decide if it's "good enough" or not. Some places have; go to H&R Block and see what office software they have installed on their computers (it's OpenOffice). The other problem I see is with some crappy consumer-level devices not being compatible with it, such as certain cheap inkjet printers.

    153. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this is a good point. No if OEMs were friggin smart they'd start that development on NIX drivers and start placing whatever distro you wanted on their HW. That's how they'll get through this. Sure they may run into issues with the gorillas at M$, but they would recoup their money in the long run if they offered a choice of OS. I myself have supported M$ for far too long now and have switched over to NIX. Since I see M$ pushing those that have supported their software for years out of jobs, it's nice to know I can learn something else. They keep fundamentally messing with their OS so you have to learn something new every time a new release comes out. Nix has it's share of issues as well, but you can work through them. It's free which is well within the budget, visio is the only thing i miss and I hated it when it got swallowed up way back in 99.
      Unity's not bad, but has it quirks, people were just use to the old standard, but they can still get that standard back if they chose to. Not something easily done in the M$ world. Their SW base will eventually push you into the fog and tablets are part of that plan. I prefer my data local vs. on a DFS share in the fog. That fog isn't gonna be secure so don't kid yourself.

    154. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OSX has always been in a better position, it just costs a ton. What I mean by that is the HW it runs on. NIX is a better option if you don't have tons of money to upgrade frequently. Nix also tends to outperform OSX from time to time. I used an i5 recently to play Artemis and a comparable MAC had lag an unexpected results. I can certainly see Corporations considering a move to MAC, but they may also entertain the NIX route as it costs less, you just need to ramp your people up so that they can use it. That's where the cost would be.
      Open source presents a risk if the projects will stay alive and if forks will happen. Forks in my opinion aren't that bad. Projects dying that just stinks, but it is open so if someone likes it and they have the knowledge then it's possible it could live on. Been in IT for more than a decade usually supporting M$ stuff, but since 2008/vista I've become increasingly concerned about the efficiency in the M$ line and the direction they appear to be going. Cloud is bad, going to be great for the legal industry however. Corporations that move to depend on the cloud may find that 3rd party people may not be in as big a rush to fix something vs. a local guy who has an interest in not only the outcome, but their reputation not to mention job. Your question's answer would be determined by the scope of the lawsuit. This is why M$ is busy buying up patents only with others. Sure they own it, but did they ever work on it or will they.

    155. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say the jump to NIX wouldn't be all that difficult. It has improved a great deal over the years. Show a Windows user a 30 minute video on how to get things set up and they'd be off. (Think putting applications in the unity bar and where other things might be.) KDE makes the transition even faster. XP was probably the best version they ever threw out to the masses.
      Windows 8 is a hot mess. The beta was even worse. Win9 will be the watered down version of 8 most likely.

    156. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa! So what you are saying is that Apple actually DESIGNED something intelligently! What a novel idea!
      Microsoft equals this Matrix quote Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered; where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost.

    157. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The trick is to get a device with capacitive touch screen and a digitizer (for stylus). Capacitive styli are crap not because of their size, but because of their inherent imprecision. Digitizer solves that.

    158. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I would be with you, except they made it cost-prohibitive to develop for metro - even the tacked-on metro offered with Win8.

      Can you clarify about that part? Development tools are free, including the IDE (VS Express). Developer license is also free, so you can start writing code right away. You need to pay $99/year to publish to the store, but that's on par Apple (though more than Google, last I checked). Are you referring to the cost of Win8 hardware to develop on?

    159. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac Mini's are cheap and comparable to small footprint boxes from vendors like HP. Even more so for corporate accounts. Licensing is also far cheaper than MS pricing models.

      It does not cost 'a ton'.

    160. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Under Apple volume licensing, I believe you get unlimited licenses for OS X. That's a pretty good deal, although I don't know what the volume license cost is. That's outside of my area.

    161. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      E17 FTW, Bodhi boots in half a minute on a 7 y.o. machine and flies, without tweaking!

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    162. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux has developed its own ways to fend of new arrivals in the form of Unity and Gnome3.

      apt-get install kde-standard

      That's all I had to type as root and I had the KDE desktop installed. As far as bloat, it runs fine on my system even with compositing enabled.

    163. Re:I've Seen Touch Screens For Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple will never build the kind of cheap PC's needed for adoption in the enterprise, and will not seperate iOS from mac hardware. They have also straight up stated that the goal will be to bring iOS and OSX closer together which means mac users will have a crappy phone interface too in a couple of years. Either the time is right for a radically new OS vendor to come to market or some Linux or BSD based OS is going to rule the day.

  4. The problem is Windows 8 by asicsolutions · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My ten year old daughter was in tears because she couldn't figure out her new windows 8 laptop.
    Now the laptop was underpowered, but it couldn't play DVDs out of the box and she couldn't figure out how to run her software on it thanks to the removal of the start button. Also, Toshiba added its bonus software which seemed to take over the whole computer periodically since pop ups now take the whole screen.
    I was frustrated trying to use it until I found a start menu hack and added it back.

    I installed VLC so she can play DVDs and she has a start menu and now is very happy. Perhaps MS shouldn't have tried to do too much too soon?

    1. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by transporter_ii · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't like Windows 8, but I wouldn't mind it so much if they just made a classic mode setting in it that allowed you to go straight to the desktop without having to jump through hoops (or hacks).

      We were doing work at a Sheriff's office and the PC they purchased for us to use had Windows 8 on it. No problem, I thought. It is just Windows 7 underneath. Yeah, it was a problem. They ended up using the PC for something else, and we had to have someone drive us a Windows 7 machine from three hours away.

      So what happens in the business world when you can't get Windows 7 machines anymore. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

      Microsoft has *got* to come out with a "business edition" of Windows that doesn't change as rapidly as the consumer versions.

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    2. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by isorox · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My ten year old daughter was in tears because she couldn't figure out her new windows 8 laptop.
      Now the laptop was underpowered, but it couldn't play DVDs out of the box and she couldn't figure out how to run her software on it thanks to the removal of the start button. Also, Toshiba added its bonus software which seemed to take over the whole computer periodically since pop ups now take the whole screen.
      I was frustrated trying to use it until I found a start menu hack and added it back.

      I installed VLC so she can play DVDs and she has a start menu and now is very happy. Perhaps MS shouldn't have tried to do too much too soon?

      No, we've had 2 years of microsoft fanboys on slashdot telling us how great windows 8 is. They can't be wrong. It's the people (bot) buying their product that're wrong!

      Apple provided an integrated ecosystem. It sold brilliantly. itunes, ipod, iphone, ipad, all hanging off your imac. No OEM spyware slowing everything down, no HP printer drivers clogging up your screen, no dire warnings from mcafee when your anti-virus ran out. Even flinging your screen to your apple tv was trivial.
      Then Jobs died.
      Then ios5 wiped out the maps application off your phone.
      Then the iphone5 came out which didn't work with any of your existing power cables and docks.
      The high end market where you'd get an iphone as it just worked well now had stumbling blocks. It wasn't an obvious choice any more.
      Then apple's share price fell.

      Microsoft should have been there to take the lead. The android ecosystem just doesn't work well -- too many disparate devices, too much choice. People like uniformity and simplicity. They weren't.

    3. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 0

      My ten year old daughter was in tears because she couldn't figure out her new windows 8 laptop. Perhaps MS shouldn't have tried to do too much too soon?

      Sounds like you've got a PEBKAC problem ...

      I'm sorry, I read your story as a failure on behalf of microsoft to communicate instructions, and a failure on behalf of toshiba to sell you a high quality, low price laptop.

      Maybe there is some way for microsoft to provide a "how to" video the first time the computer turns on, and for toshiba to subsidize the price of the laptop with easily uninstalled software.

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    4. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What a condescending prick. You know half the people on Slashdot have been using computers since they were younger than this guy's daughter? I was using DOS and Novell systems at eight years old, writing simple game programs in BASIC. We used to encourage kids to become interested in computers at a young age, but I guess now we bully ten year olds who are frustrated with Microsoft's latest pile of shit.

    5. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have listened to the users. They didn't. It failed.

    6. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Informative

      So what happens in the business world when you can't get Windows 7 machines anymore. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

      OEM versions of windows 8 pro come with downgrade rights to windows 7 and vista. If you want to downgrade further then volume licenses let you do that. I would expect the OEMs to offer buisness machines with Windows 7 drivers for as long as a significant proprortion of customers want windows 7 (just like they did for XP)

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    7. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you've got a PEBKAC problem ...

      If the user is within your target audience then "PEBAK" is a euphemism for "user interface bug".

    8. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making children cry? That's what Microsoft is all about!

    9. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Twinbee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft has *got* to come out with a "business edition"

      I agree with everything else, but sorry, the last thing we want is fragmentation like in Linux land. As bad as Windows is, at least it's somewhat unified.

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    10. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by linebackn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My ten year old daughter was in tears because she couldn't figure out her new windows 8 laptop. Perhaps MS shouldn't have tried to do too much too soon?

      Sounds like you've got a PEBKAC problem ...

      I'm sorry, I read your story as a failure on behalf of microsoft to communicate instructions, and a failure on behalf of toshiba to sell you a high quality, low price laptop.

      Maybe there is some way for microsoft to provide a "how to" video the first time the computer turns on, and for toshiba to subsidize the price of the laptop with easily uninstalled software.

      Well, I read the story as a failure on behalf of Microsoft to provide a user interface that operated in a way that someone wanted, needed, and was used to.

      Having instructions with your new square-wheeled car isn't going make it more pleasant to use or more useful. And people DO NOT just magically adapt to doing something new, especially when the new way is worse.

    11. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like Windows 8, but I wouldn't mind it so much if they just made a classic mode setting in it that allowed you to go straight to the desktop without having to jump through hoops (or hacks).

      The very existence of Metro apps piss me off. Even if I could go to the desktop by default, if I ever have to use an app designed for metro, it's an annoyance.

      Why the hell would I want any application to only work in full-screen mode? Most of the time I don't even watch movies in full-screen mode, I have a window to the side while I'm working on something else. Unless it's the PC connected to my TV, that is.

    12. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by faedle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      no HP printer drivers clogging up your screen..

      I hate to tell you this, but obnoxious printer drivers exist on Macs as well. Don't get me started on the Kodak AIO driver I had to drop to a Terminal window to finally extricate from my system.. which I only installed because I needed to print something to a relative's printer like a total of three times.

    13. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The downgrade rights are only valid for as long as Win7 is still being sold, which is "up to" 2 years after the release of Win8 so October next year at the latest and after that you need volume licenses.

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    14. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      God forbid they don't stick with their 1998 cable design for another fifteen years.

    15. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      your answer was to install VLC rather than take it back and complain to the shop what a PoS is was and demand a Windows 7 laptop. And when they refuse (as they won't have any W7 machines) return it, nip round the corner and got her a iPad or a macbook.

    16. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that you're letting a child get to the point of "tears" just because he/she couldn't manipulate a piece of software doesn't lend much credibility to your story.

      Actually, that's pretty sad. You didn't test-drive the thing to make sure it worked well enough for him/her before you just handed it off and said, "have fun."

      Ode to parenting.

    17. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Nossie · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find Apple is currently eating up Microsofts failings where their products match..*e.g excluding business*

      But then, everyone is aware we are moving away from trucks.

    18. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 0

      The bottom left corner of the screen... It isn't THAT difficult. Its in the same place as the Win 95-7 start button. You get it once, and after that how is it a big deal?

      The lack of DVD playback, out of the box, would be a terrible PitA for normal users though. What the hell were they thinking for that? Is it to force people to upgrade to the Media Whatnot edition? Or were they too cheap to pay the meager licensing? Probably something like this; "tablets don't need it, so desktops don't need it".

      I do wish I could have been a fly on the wall when they were planning this.

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    19. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by TFAFalcon · · Score: 2

      You go to the pirate bay and get windows 7.

    20. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      And people DO NOT just magically adapt to doing something new, especially when the new way is worse.

      People, by your use, must be absolute morons. It took me less than 10 minutes to be able to use Win 8 as proficiently as I was using Win 7. Hot corners aren't new, or magical. And really, the Start hot corner is in the SAME EXACT place as the Start Button is! If you can't figure it out after doing it once, the problem rests with the user, not MS.

      I don't mind it, personally. You do. It is a completely subjective judgement, it isn't "worse". It is worse for YOU. Its merely different, which doesn't make something worse or better. There are some bits of Win 8 that I would say are objectively worse (alt-tab being programs+apps, but top-right hot-corner being only apps. Different interface on apps and programs... i.e. the overall lack of consistency in UI interactions), but changing the behavior of the start menu isn't one of them.

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    21. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      What makes me sad, is that as a child, younger than 10, me and the neighbor kid sat around over a summer and learned, with no previous experience, how to use, play games on, and finally program for the Commodore 64. I also had to figure out how to use DOS, with no experience. I also had to figure out Windows 3.11, again with no help, or experience. My parents didn't help, since computers were magical devices, that ran on unicorn farts, to them.

      And now its a sad, sad, thing that children can't figure out how to use a hot corner, without parental involvement and concern. And worse, they almost cry because of it.

      This has nothing to do with Windows 8 being good or bad... But what happened to letting kids learn things, on their own, the hard way? If a replacing a button with a hot corner is considered too daunting for our children, then I'm somewhat frightened of what the future may hold for us.

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    22. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by dnaumov · · Score: 1

      your answer was to install VLC rather than take it back and complain to the shop what a PoS is was and demand a Windows 7 laptop. And when they refuse (as they won't have any W7 machines) return it, nip round the corner and got her a iPad or a macbook.

      What on Earth would make you think that "I don't like it" is a valid reason for returning a product in most of the world? You would get laughed out of the store.

    23. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As the father of a 10-y-o daughter of my own, I humbly invite you to go fuck yourself.

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    24. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly, don't understand people like you. The start button became physical! It's a button on your device, it's odd that so many people keep looking for it on the screen. The start screen lets you add any application to the start menu or the bottom bar. Honestly, to me, if something it has made me more independent from the mouse. I didn't like it at the beginning, because it was different, but i keep finding it much easier that MacOs.

    25. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parenting advice from a childless /. AC. What could possibly go wrong with that?

    26. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Why suffer through all that shit? Just install Ubuntu/Mint. It's way easier because it's not that simple (read: dumbed down). Problem solved.

      Seriously... some people just seem to love to suffer, as long as they don't have to actually lift their asses off the chair and change something.

      I just installed Linux Mint and I love it. There is no way i would recommend it to someone who wasn't already comfortable with Linux though.

      I had to go to actually work to make it work with my phone a galaxy s3. I also had to put some effort into getting it connected to my work (windows) vpn. Linux mint is great, but it is only ever going to be a fit for people who are comfortable googling for instructions to make something work for the moment. The just plug it in and it works crowd need to go elsewhere for the moment (ie, stick with Windows or Apple)

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    27. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're really still faulting apple for replacing a cable technology well over a decade old (the 30-pin connector), which is ANCIENT in terms of technology, with a new cable that is much faster and allows more functionality?

      what do apple fans honestly expect - that apple never, ever update their technologies? they've been doing this for YEARS: getting rid of floppy & DVD drives, firewire, etc. it's simply not reasonable to expect them to stick with the 30-pin connector until the end of time. it had to change eventually. i'm sorry all your old docks don't work, but that's the way technology goes.

      get over it!

    28. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by linebackn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People, by your use, must be absolute morons.

      Try supporting an office full of average, run of the mill, people sometime and your perspective might change. "People" are not you or me. Even if they are experts in some other area, the majority of them will need training for any major computer related change. Most of them are afraid to change even the most simple settings because they think they might break something or might get in to trouble. And in some environments many settings are often locked down anyway.

      And just because you don't mind doing something a harder way (or even if it happens to work better for you) doesn't mean that it is OK to force that way on to everyone else.

    29. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And really, the Start hot corner is in the SAME EXACT place as the Start Button is!

      Yeah! It's just not labeled, not hinted at, not explained, the clutter of LiveTiles(tm)(r)(c) distracts you from finding it, by design, and the thing that IS labeled "Start" is a meaningless decoration that does nothing, actively frustrating your attempts to find the START BUTTON you're looking for! What sort of moron IS the GP that he couldn't find a specific magical invisible spot on his screen that looks precisely like all the other blank spots on the screen, especially when the rest of the screen is completely unfamiliar and different from what he was used to, offering ultimately no clue that this one, singular aspect of the UI is vaguely kinda-sorta similar to the past 17 years of the way this product was designed? What an idiot!

    30. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by macs4all · · Score: 2

      My ten year old daughter was in tears because she couldn't figure out her new windows 8 laptop. Now the laptop was underpowered, but it couldn't play DVDs out of the box and she couldn't figure out how to run her software on it thanks to the removal of the start button. Also, Toshiba added its bonus software which seemed to take over the whole computer periodically since pop ups now take the whole screen. I was frustrated trying to use it until I found a start menu hack and added it back.

      I installed VLC so she can play DVDs and she has a start menu and now is very happy. Perhaps MS shouldn't have tried to do too much too soon?

      To be fair to Microsoft, they weren't marketing the OS as a replacement for Stories2Learn.

      Arrogant fuck!

      Since she was frustrated by the fact that the OS didn't work THE WAY SHE ALREADY KNEW, your bullshit comment is both insulting and ignorant.

      Just like Microsoft foisting a broken (well, at least inappropriate) UI paradigm on EVERY desktop user, then bitching when pretty much everyone (except you, apparently) hates it.

      I get the feeling that they either didn't do any "focus-group" testing on the "Modern" UI, or simply ignored the results of those tests; simply because Ballmer was scared shitless of the iPad.

    31. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right, surely you sat down in front of an PC XT and started randomly banging the keyboard until you somehow accidentally typed DIR B:, and then figured it out from there.

      No, you read the fucking manual. Which is exactly the complaint about Win8. Other than a 5 second animation when you first install, there's no tutorial mode or on-screen hints instructing the user what to do. Manual? forget about it.

      And while you were sitting at home reading computer manuals, the other kids were out socializing and getting good at sports. It's hilarious how nerds judge everyone by their own introverted lifestyle.

    32. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Then ios5 wiped out the maps application off your phone.
      Then the iphone5 came out which didn't work with any of your existing power cables and docks.

      You just don't understand just HOW long Product Development cycles are, do you?

      ALL of those changes were WELL along in the development cycle when Jobs took his final breath. I know for a fact that Jobs himself tried negotiated with Google to allow iOS to use Google Maps for turn-by-turn navigation. Do you reallywanted the insane costs and headaches involved in developing a "Mapping" app??? Gimmeabreak!

      As for the Lightning connector, it was a long-time coming. Over time, more and more of the pins on that 30 pin Dock connector were becoming unused, and MicroUSB is a bad joke, reliability-wise (not to mention that there are at least 2 sizes of connectors that people think of as "MicroUSB"); so they built a (significantly) better connector system. But I don't want to get mired in THAT whole argument again...

      And although I agree with 99% of your comments about "crapware", any Mac user who has owned an HP anything knows all-too-well that HP's absolutely craptastic peripheral drivers and (especially) their "helper applications" are to be avoided if at all possible, using non-HP solutions instead (e.g., VueScan, CUPS, etc.) with their generally excellent peripheral hardware.

    33. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by toddestan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They could ditch the propriety garbage and use standard connectors too.

    34. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Making children cry? That's what Microsoft is all about!

      TRULY LOL!

      I tip my hat to you, sir! Well done.

    35. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Making children cry? That's what Microsoft is all about!

      "You'd make a grown man cry"

      Lyrics from the theme song of Windows 95.

      It's just Microsoft marketing. They have no shame.

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    36. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Try supporting an office full of average, run of the mill, people sometime and your perspective might change. "People" are not you or me. Even if they are experts in some other area, the majority of them will need training for any major computer related change. Most of them are afraid to change even the most simple settings because they think they might break something or might get in to trouble. And in some environments many settings are often locked down anyway.

      This is a good point. I wasn't thinking about it from a support, or organizational point of view... In a less formal home environment I think my premise stands, though. Banging your keyboard until something neat (or terrible) happens is great for the living room, but pretty bad in the office.

      And just because you don't mind doing something a harder way (or even if it happens to work better for you) doesn't mean that it is OK to force that way on to everyone else.

      In a corporate environment, force is the name of the game. I don't want to use Windows 7, I like XP. I don't want to use XP, I like 98se, I don't want 98, I want 95, I don't want 95, I want 3.11, I don't want 3.11 I want DOS... etc... all the way down to changing vacuum tubes, and punch cards. I'm not saying that Win 8 is superior, or even very good (thats mostly opinion and thus irrelevant), but things always change, and people are always uncomfortable... Does this mean we should never change?

      That said, I do feel for all the poor corporate nerds out there who will have to explain Win 8 to novice users. I dread the day my own dad needs to use it, since it breaks conventions ENOUGH to confuse him. But then again, he still doesn't know what a tab is, or that he can have more than one window open (which is odd, considering the name of the OS).

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    37. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm right there with the 10-year-old. Even though I've used computers of innumerable types and OSs since the 1980s, it still took me 2 minutes of fiddling with the "Start screen" in Windows 8 at the store before giving up and asking the sales person "how to get to the real desktop". About the only difference was that I didn't cry about it, although I did cry a little inside at the thought that Microsoft didn't even offer the option to disable the Start screen and set things back to "classic" mode. So much confusion and bad design for no good reason.

    38. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by mtmra70 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I purchased a HP printer about a year ago and downloaded just the driver for windows. Works great.

      To get it working on my MBP I had to go through a bunch of hoops and select a funky model printer to get it to work. It works great, until OSX does its periodic check. About once every 3 weeks OSX will prompt me to download and install the 400MB "driver"....and there is no way to permanently dismiss this annoying update which I do not want to receive (unlike Windows updates where you can dismiss forever).

    39. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Can you play a DVD (his daughter wanted to play a DVD) on an iPad?

    40. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Yeah right, surely you sat down in front of an PC XT and started randomly banging the keyboard until you somehow accidentally typed DIR B:, and then figured it out from there.

      Kind of. My first computer, the C64, came in a box with no instructions. It it have a shoe-box full of floppies though, some with hand printed labels. So we spent a lot of time going through all the floppies and trying to piece together how to actually run things, how to get directories, etc... Just from scrapping it all together from cryptic labels.

      Later, though, yes, we found some books. But there still has a fair amount of just trying stuff until something interesting happened.

      Which is exactly the complaint about Win8. Other than a 5 second animation when you first install, there's no tutorial mode or on-screen hints instructing the user what to do. Manual? forget about it.

      This is a problem. And it does feel pretty arrogant on MS's part. Though, really, it isn't that hard to just Google it. I looked at several Youtube videos before thinking about purchasing it. The difference between then, and now, is the availability and ease of access on information. We had to suss it out ourselves, and only later did I have to actually find a place (brick and mortar) that sold books on how to use it at a higher level. Now you just look it up, and all that information is yours in a fraction of a second.

      It still is a problem, though, don't get me wrong.

      And while you were sitting at home reading computer manuals, the other kids were out socializing and getting good at sports. It's hilarious how nerds judge everyone by their own introverted lifestyle.

      Wow... I'm glad you were hiding in my house when I was a child. We also rode bikes, skateboarded, and socialized. We had a decent sized neighborhood DnD group, since the guy across the street used to write for TSR, and another guy used to work with Steve Jackson. I had several blue ribbons from track and field events, and was generally picked first for soccer. I was also pretty active in the scouts.

      Also, I'd say, in the grand scheme of things, learning how to dissect computers is more important than kicking a ball around, in the long run. Wow, you sure were good at kicking a ball when you were ten... so how is that applicable to anything useful, or meaningful, in life?

      Further, if you hate nerds, why are you even visiting this site? You realize, even visiting here means your probably a nerd.

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    41. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      You figure it out once, and it isn't a problem anymore. It isn't that difficult. Really, if you need to complain about Win 8, there are hundreds of more valid complaints. Seriously, I figured it out in TWO SECONDS.

      Buy your reasoning, we never should have gotten GUIs, even. Since for the 20 years previous to Mac OS or Windows we were all happy with arcane text commands. We shouldn't have gotten a Start button to begin with, since it didn't exist previous with 95.

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    42. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Jiro · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind it so much if they just made a classic mode setting in it that allowed you to go straight to the desktop without having to jump through hoops (or hacks).

      Windows 8 is marketing driven. Microsoft wants to force people to use the new interface because once they get used to it, Microsoft can sell mobile devices with the same interface they are used to. Making the interface optional would defeat the purpose.

    43. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Too late for that. There are already help pages to help consumers figure out which version of Windows 8 to get. Even worse, the different versions aren't all compatible with each other (Windows RT).

      Of course, most people will just get whatever comes installed on their computer, so it's simple.

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    44. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't just a minor change, it's a major paradigm shift. And it comes with no advantage to the user. Nada. Zilch. That's enough for it to have a hard time in the consumer marketplace.

      Add to that the fact that touch like this is RSI-inducing. Just imagine swiping your monitor 8 hours a day, that can't be good for health. That should be enough to prevent it from becoming a success in the business market.

      I see how touch would be a competitive advantage as wiredlogic pointed out above, but if it doesn't catch on - and it won't because of the above reasons - their strategy just fails. The next Windows, be it "9", "Nine", "Nove", "Decade Edition" or whatever, will not force touch on the user.

    45. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      My HP 1102w works great with my mac and every other device in the house. Didnt even have to install drivers and no pop-ups, ever

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    46. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right? I have returned many things because 'i didnt like it'. How is it any different from 'it didnt fit my use case', or 'it was inaccurately described on what it can do' ?

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    47. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      I can produce an ipad viable file from a retail DVD in ten minutes or less, including conversion and transfer, using commodity hardware and free software.

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    48. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows has never really been unified the fact that Windows 8 was made to have a primary target of touch screen devices is part of the fragmentation.. i stopped using the Windows OS back at Vista and switched to the SuSE version of Linux are there programs i wish i could have yes but with a virtual machine that solves the issue. so yes the linux community is fragmented however the linux community is not weakened by this in fact it is what makes us special and stronger for that matter. allow me to give you the primary reason why windows 8 has failed along with windows itself.

      1. Microsoft Windows is closed source (yes so is the mac os but at the same time they will fix a problem quicker than Microsoft)
      2. In my opinion Microsoft started to do well after the Windows Vista Failure with the release of Windows 7 however, with the release of Windows 8 and a new interface that requires touch the expectation of taking over the pc market and every user having a touch screen is not feasible for the average user.
      3. Microsoft has NEVER TAKEN RESPONSIBILITY FOR ITS FAILURES..

      to point out in more detail on my second point basically touch pc's and laptops have never really worked well for the home user or in an office setting. you tend to see this more at places like restaurants or at a point of sale machine in a store the reason for this is you are only selecting a set of predetermined menus that make it easy to get the job done quickly.

    49. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      You go to the pirate bay and get windows 7.

      Ah, yes -- Windows 7 "Trojan Backdoor Edition".

      It's free to download and install, your credit card will be billed automatically, shortly after the first time you enter your personal info into any web site :^)

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    50. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While a store may have to accept the return of a product that was inaccurately described (depending on your local laws), they don't have to accept something just because you don't like it, the reason some stores are willing to accept returns on things for that reason is to generate goodwill with the customers and people are more likely to buy something if they know they can return it if they don't like it, but as a rule they don't have to accept it back for that reason unless they promised they would when the item was sold.

    51. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      all stores have a 7 day no-quibble return policy, and some places have a 30 day one. You might even check the law for stores obligations for returns.

      You don't take it back "because you didn't like it", you return it "because it was not suitable". That's why you get the usual return policies at stores.

    52. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you think Linux is too fragmented, you should really read up on the Unix Wars.

    53. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      You are right, they dont have to. In my state 'all sales are final' for the most part. However most retailers have decent return policies. If i said i was returning it because i didnt like it, and they refuse, i really have no recourse. This has yet to happen to me, though.

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    54. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Yes, besides who says business users aren't mobile or home users don't need the traditional desktop. I know many "on the go" users in sales, management etc. who might like a touch/laptop combo, Microsoft just needs to clue in to the fact that people what different things on the go and docked into/stationary at the office.

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    55. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Microsoft shouldn't have tried at all.

      If they would just realize what they have (with XP and 7 at least) works and stick to that, they would be much better off. I even HAVE and USE a touch screen, but I still run XP. There's no reason their OS has to try to push that frontier before anyone actually wants it.

      Also, the Metro UI is HORRIBLE. It is fucking the worst computing experience I have had in about 30 years. It is tacked-on and not integrated properly, frequently toggles between the 'Regular' desktop environment and the stupid satanic bullshit tiles. They don't work properly, take huge screen real estate at will, and do absolutely nothing to improve the user experience or functionality of the OS. Why did you even bother?

      Go back to regular, start-button-driven desktops please, Microsoft. And XBoxes. That's all you do well.

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    56. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by maccodemonkey · · Score: 1, Informative

      Then Jobs died.
      Then ios5 wiped out the maps application off your phone.
      Then the iphone5 came out which didn't work with any of your existing power cables and docks.
      The high end market where you'd get an iphone as it just worked well now had stumbling blocks. It wasn't an obvious choice any more.
      Then apple's share price fell.

      Microsoft should have been there to take the lead. The android ecosystem just doesn't work well -- too many disparate devices, too much choice. People like uniformity and simplicity. They weren't.

      The market, honestly, doesn't seem to care. iPhone 5 sales are at an all time high, and iOS is ahead of Android again inside the US.

      http://www.businessinsider.com/att-iphone-sales-2013-1
      http://money.cnn.com/2013/01/24/technology/att-iphone-sales/index.html
      http://www.businessinsider.com/verizon-iphone-sales-for-q4-2012-2013-1
      http://techcrunch.com/2012/10/25/apples-hardware-q4-2012-26-9m-iphones-14m-ipads-4-9m-macs-and-5-3m-ipods/

      I mean, I know it hasn't been smooth sailing for iOS recently, but let's have some perspective here. In the US, Apple is kicking ass.

    57. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call shenanigans on your story...Why would any kid want to use obsolete 90s tech like a dvd i.e. "bloated disk of low rez shit" when they could just get the HD version off iTunes.

    58. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2

      No, it is WORSE by a lot of analysts standards. Including several well-known pundits of Human-Computer Interaction and UI design.

      First, they broke the consistency of their product. Half of the product uses one environment, half uses another. The switch between is unexpected and intrusive, and in one environment every popup or dialog goes full-screen without any way to change it. Access to functions and features through common and well-known methods has been unceremoniously yanked out and replaced with non-functional shiny OS gloss.

      Second, they are trying to push their standard desktop OS toward the touch-screen realm. I don't know about most people, but in the offices I work in, and with everyone I know who uses a computer, touch-screens are not very prevalent at the desktop. Just adding support and features for them to your OS is not suddenly going to change this. Likewise, they weren't writing this for tablets. Even when they released their fancy new tablet, it didn't run the desktop version, it ran a special 'light' version for use with their nonstandard processors.

      Finally, it is you who is the minority of people. A majority of users found fault with the OS for various reasons, mostly due to incomprehensible changes to UI and interaction. Things like hot corners, the 'charms' bar, and your OS completely taking over your screen every time it wants to share some tidbit of information may be something you don't mind, but normal, rational computer users do mind. Nobody WANTS to have to change everything about how they use computers to suit some new fancy design. They'd sooner stick with the old versions.

      If it were the users at fault instead of the product, as you have claimed, I don't think we'd be reading an article about the failure of Win8. Also, blaming the users for your software's shortcomings is a sure-fire way to run a company into the shitter as fast as you can.

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    59. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You just try that whole "bottom left corner" thing via RDP pal. Unless you line up the mouse cursor pixel perfect on the edge, nothing activates. Same holds true with an LMI (LogMeIn) and Team Viewer session. Oh, and the excessive GUI animation makes remote access painfully slow. I've had an RDP session time out from a frame buffer overflow because of it (and you thought Flash was bad).

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    60. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      Actually, while many manufacturers offer Mac analogues of their horrid Windows printer driver packages, laden with the typical spyware and ads, you can just add a printer manually using Gutenprint, and the printer will work. Including the Kodak drivers!

    61. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If this is your experience with torrented versions of Windows, you don't computer good.

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    62. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      I am a PC guy, but the rest of my family is Mac. I had no trouble getting the driver-only package for OSX and doing a non-invasive setup for at least 4 MacBooks. HP LaserJet, I do believe. They also have the WiFi photo printer, which worked immediately without driver downloads at all.

      As much as I hate Mac OS for my computing, it's no more difficult than PC for installing a printer.

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    63. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Apple is kicking who's ass, exactly?

      http://gs.statcounter.com/#os-US-monthly-201112-201212

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    64. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      I can produce an ipad viable file from a retail DVD in ten minutes or less, including conversion and transfer, using commodity hardware and free software

      On a PC. Running Windows.

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    65. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      If it was a truly new technology, and not just a bastardization of an existing system, I would agree. However, Microsoft cooked up this heaping pile of dung and slapped a Windows logo on it. Is it so surprising that people are unhappy it doesn't work like Windows?

      If I sold you a carton of Rocky Road ice cream, and you got home, took a big bite, and discovered it tasted like liverwurst: wouldn't you be pissed too?

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    66. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      If they wanted to be consistent, they should have put a BUTTON in the bottom-left corner of the screen. The hot corners are, for lack of a better word, janky. They don't always activate correctly. The 'start menu' also doesn't have the same functions and layout as it has for the last ~20 years.

      I wish I had been a coral snake on the floor when they were planning this...so they never did it again.

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    67. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      No, it is WORSE by a lot of analysts standards. Including several well-known pundits of Human-Computer Interaction and UI design.

      First; If your so passionate about it, don't use it. Who cares? I don't mind it, so I'll use it.

      Also, it follows Fitt's Law rather nicely. Barring multiple monitors the corners are the easiest targets, followed by edges. I never said it was perfect, there has never been a perfect OS from a usability and efficiency standpoint, and there never will be one. OS X came close, but even Apple mucked up their own rules for more visual flash over function.

      Further; when I hear the word "pundit" I replace it with "blah blah blah". A pundit is just a loud person with an opinion, they don't have a privileged point of view. Pundits opinions don't matter much more than anyone else's, and thus really aren't worth listening to.

      Win 8 could be much better. I don't like the fact that its two OSs tacked together, rather crudely. But I also don't think its the end of the world, or unusable. I, for example, really like the new Start screen, I like tiles. They display information in a clearer fashion than just "little icon - title", I also like being able to group tiles in ways that fit how I work. I don't mind it being a different screen, since it doesn't really disrupt my work flow (having the desktop disappear for 1 second isn't a hindrance to people with normal memories and attention spans). I also think it looks nice, which is a nice plus.

      It doesn't take up the whole screen with alerts. A little bar pops up on the top right corner, and slowly fades away. Just like every other alert system. It only takes up your whole screen if you tell it too.

      The Charms bar is an annoyance, and doesn't fit in. I agree. The difference between the top left program list, and alt-tab annoys me. The lack of "close" buttons on Metro apps annoys me. The lack of Metro tiling options annoys me to. Having options scattered all about the UI like they put the control panel and shot it from a shotgun is also plenty annoying. Also the bottom right corner is bizarre in desktop mode. Almost to the corner hides windows just like in 7, but 2 pixels to the right and it opens the charms bar... Also, why the hell does the charms bar have a windows button, of there is the same thing on the far left, which require less work to get to?

      On the other hand, a single day spent using it normally was sufficient to use it as efficiently as Windows 7. And now I don't even notice, I hardly ever go to the Start screen, because my taskbar is set up just like in Win 7. I rarely have to dig into options, because its set up. I pretty much ignore Metro apps, outside a snazzy Pandora app, the weather app, the People app, and Netflix. Meanwhile, the OS is more responsive, files copy faster and gives me more input, my USB wifi now wakes from sleep like it should (which was worth the money in itself...), and the task manager is brilliant.

      Finally, it is you who is the minority of people. A majority of users found fault with the OS for various reasons...

      Bully for them. Are these the same people that thought that the Ribbon in Office was going to break into their house and murder their pets? Or are these the people who hated Vista with great passion, even though after the first couple of months it was as stable as XP (or at least I've had the same amount of BSODs in Vista as Win 7, in roughly the same amount of time). People have different reasons for liking things, or disliking them. I only care about what works for ME. Everyone else could go jump in a lake for all I care. Hell, I use, and like Linux as well, which on the desktop, use wise, is the most irrelevant OS in the world, by popular opinion. Same for OS X, until recently. Obviously these are inferior, because they aren't as popular.

      Also psychology plays a role. A majority of people HATE change. This is a weakness in them, it doesn't really reflect on

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    68. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      If I sold you a carton of Rocky Road ice cream, and you got home, took a big bite, and discovered it tasted like liverwurst: wouldn't you be pissed too?

      Oddly I'm not sure... I think I'd be too confused to actually be pissed.

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    69. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be clueless one way or another to have gotten infected from a torrent. I'm guessing you really don't know shit and are just spewing out the large company party line on pirated software.

      It does *NOT* happen unless you did something majorly stupid.

    70. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is illegal in the usa.

    71. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by maccodemonkey · · Score: 1

      Apple is kicking who's ass, exactly?

      http://gs.statcounter.com/#os-US-monthly-201112-201212

      Given that Android isn't even on that list, and the highest bar is Windows 7, am I to assume you're telling me Apple is losing share to Windows 7 and Windows XP smartphones? Or is this a deflection to talk about computer marketshare which isn't the original topic.

    72. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      If there's one thing everyone should be rushing to copy, it's Aplle's new connector design. Seriously. It's fast and you don't have to worry about orientation. That might not seem lime a big deal, but the design of standard USB connectors is so prone to misalignment that it's a common joke that they're somehow extra-dimensional (that is, it doesn't fit the first try, or on the second try when you flip it over, but it works on the third try when it's the same alignment as the first try).

      From a human interface perspective, it's ideal.

      Apple really can't win on the connector front. Macs were the first to commonly ship with USB ports, and people were none too pleased about that at first as I recall. Then FireWire, which was great for so many things and was faster, but had a fee that manufacturers found unpalatable. Now thunderbolt and lightning, which are superior to their predecessors in basically every way...but people still want to use USB.

      Connector standards change. I've got four or five different USB cables for different things in my house; the 'standard' hasn't solved any cable proliferation problems at all. One more connector type doesn't bother me as long as it's better. I just regret that I bought my iPad a few months too early to get on the new connector bandwagon, despite the abundance of 30-pin cables I have laying around.

    73. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      What does RDP have to do with anything? You still have a screen corner, you move the mouse to it until it stops.

      Are you also unaware that RDP allows you to configure it? You know, you can tell it to turn off animations, use a lower color depth, etc?

    74. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by fikx · · Score: 1

      bit extreme on the comparison. On computers in that time (Commodore, etc.) the thing you did with a computer was figure it out. The PC of today, or at least the kid was using, is a device. Think along the lines of a DVD layer that got rid of the labeled buttons and had you just press unlabeled parts of the front of the box or remote. Would all kids get frustrated? no. Would it be a surprise that some do? shouldn't be.

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    75. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      The above illustrates one of the biggest problems with windows 8, and shows how Microsoft Both took a step forward and a step back.

      1) There is no tutorial of any kind: The last big Interface change (windows 95) had tutorials all over the place and were displayed prominently when you first turned on the PC. In windows 8 they didn't do this at all and just expected people to just figure out the gestures and the start menu. Just a simple App that walks you through the gesturing would have been nice.

      2) Removal or depreciation of older features or designs: The Biggest Example of this is Media Center. If someone bought Win8 Pro, which is at the same price as Win7 Pro. It should at the very least support the same features and codecs. Not including Media center and making it a $10 add is just plain stupid. (At least they're giving it away till the end of the month but then all the keys expire after the 31st. Hope I never have to re install).

      Also not having any sort of Start menu is the other example. On 7 I can go all the way back to the Windows 95 Interface. On 8 it's Metro, Third Party Shell Extension, or Screwed. A Microsoft under Bill Gates would have never made this move, especially when Bill was all about backwards compatibility. Hell Even in 95 there was a way to use the Win3.1 interface.

      There's a Lot of under the hood reasons to move to windows 8. It's a shame that Metro is one of the main reasons why you shouldn't.

    76. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because it's not like Macs are widely used for video editing and post-production work or anything...dumbass.

    77. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a little hack called Win+D which will hack you into the traditional desktop. Don't tell anyone.

    78. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Obviously you are making vast assumptions of how it should work (and I would agree) vs how it does work. I dont think you even tried this youself. I have as my job requires remote IT assistance for end users. Bottom line; Microsoft fucked up big time on this! Even if you uncheck all options to provide the most responsiveness in a low bandwidth environment, it's a fundimentally flawed implementation.

      The problem isn't the RDP protocol, it's that Windows8 was never designed to accessed remotely with any streaming video protocol because of lots of motion activity and hot points at the edge of the screen. At best, running RDP over a 100mb LAN may resolve the performance issue, but you will still be left with the aggravation of trying to activate the hot point remotely within another window.

       

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    79. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by jafac · · Score: 1

      God Damn You Microsoft! You made asicsolutions' little girl cry!

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    80. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by jafac · · Score: 1

      In the business world, you simply blast your enterprise-licensed image of Win7 onto all new boxes, and: fuck the OEM.

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    81. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MiG82au · · Score: 1

      What an idiotic argument. As if you are representative of everyone in your generation, and the currently struggling kids are representative of theirs.

    82. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Never said I was representative of anything. Almost crying over not being able to figure out a hot corner, as opposed to a button in the same location, is a bit hard for me to really sympathize with.

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    83. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to laugh at this, because I had exactly the same experience. My 12 year old daughter needs a new computer, and while we were at Costco, she wandered off to play with the new machines. This is a kid who has grown up on PC's, and like her father, (me) likes Thinkpads. She sees PC's as a badge of individuality, especially here in LA, where Mac's rule in her grammar school.

      Anyway, after 10 minutes, she catches up with me, and says that she still wants a new computer, but she doesn't want Windows 8, because she couldn't "make it work."

      What I found especially surprising about this is that about 10 days earlier - just after the launch of Win 8 - I'd stopped into Staples, thinking I'd upgrade our five computers (yes, five Thinkpads), and decided against it, for the same reason: I couldn't get it to "work". Yeah, I figured I could get up to speed on it in a short amount of time, but I decided it wasn't worth it, and really wasn't worth what I would go through trying to explain it to my wife, or kids. So, instead of 5 upgrades, MS got zero. This was the first time since Win 95 that I haven't upgraded every computer in the house when there was a new version. (And before someone jumps on me here, the Win 95/98/ME/ upgrades were before my kids were born.)

      So there are two things here: One, Microsoft has managed to alienate a 12 year old girl who uses Win 7, and thinks Win 8 is a POS. Two, having played with Win 8 some more, yes it's all there, but I'm still not upgrading, and just ordered a Thinkpad with Win 7. And we're anything but Luddites: In addition to the PC boxes, we've got an iPad, two Android phones and a iPhone. My beef is this: All those other things with touch screens (the Android phones, the iPhone and the iPad) are great at content consumption. But we use our notebooks for content creation. And quite simply, Win 8 just gets in the way.

      Finally, one last thing on the general nature of touchscreens: My wife works in a hospital in LA, where they've got (literally) thousands of Dell boxes. Maybe a dozen in every nurse bay, of which there are four, on every floor. Her take: There's no frigging way they're going to put in touch screens, for health reasons. As it is, there's a Purell container at every one of those keyboards -- and the hospital is not about to introduce yet another surface that can breed germs. I'm sort of amazed that Microsoft didn't do any research about this. (Or maybe they did, and decided to ignore it.)

      All told, Win 8 is a disaster. If they've lost my daughter - who represents their future, and couldn't figure out Win 8 - they're screwed.

    84. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has *got* to come out with a "business edition" of Windows that doesn't change as rapidly as the consumer versions.

      They do. It's called stick with the previous version. Any business bigger than Ma and Pa Kettle's House of Black Pots should have an 'SOE' which is a working, well understood version of the OS and apps that gets imaged onto all new machines when they come in the door.
      We got 8 years out of WinXP, and plan to do the same with Win7. We'll skip 8 altogether and hope 9 works better, otherwise it'll be 7 for a few more years longer.

    85. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My ten year old daughter was in tears because she couldn't figure out her new windows 8 laptop.

      Yet she'd not hesitate to ask a friend how to use an iOS or Android phone. Their UIs are hardly any more intuitive; a flat field of rounded squares.

    86. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not give her a generic laptop from the 90's running windows 3.1 or if you feel like spoiling her, windows 95. Personally, I wouldn't spoil her at all and would give her a laptop that was good enough to run a terminal window and give her a book telling how to log into the home server to get a windowed GUI.

      She isn't crying because of windows 8. She's crying because you will fix it.

    87. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by sl149q · · Score: 1

      Well actually they ditched the garbage standard USB connectors by adopting Lightning which is technically superior to USB micro connectors. Both in capabilities and in physical robustness.

    88. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Alioth · · Score: 1

      That's how I learned Unix, I had access to a IBM RT (predecessor to the RS/6000). "dir" happened to be aliased to "ls", and it started knowing only that command, finding /bin, and running stuff at random that got listed by "dir".

      Good job I didn't have root access.

    89. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange, my ten year old son had everything in Windows 8 figured out in about three minutes. My 56 year old father figured it out in about five to ten. Say what you will about the Windows 8 interface, but difficult and hard to learn it is not.

    90. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The standard connectors suck. Apple is the only company trying to develop a better connector. And if they succeed then when the patent expires we can make that the new "standard". If they fail than nothing of value was lost.

    91. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a new car to sell you. The steering wheel is on the floor, the pedals on the dashboard. The speedometer is on the left side view mirror, and there's no gas gauge. Don't worry, I've determined this is a better design. Purchase guarantees a full color instruction manual to help you adjust. If you don't like it, you must be stupid.

    92. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just try that whole "bottom left corner" thing via RDP pal. Unless you line up the mouse cursor pixel perfect on the edge, nothing activates. Same holds true with an LMI (LogMeIn) and Team Viewer session. Oh, and the excessive GUI animation makes remote access painfully slow. I've had an RDP session time out from a frame buffer overflow because of it (and you thought Flash was bad).

      I'm really anxious to see how Unity (3D) will work over VNC once 2D is phased totally out. It's like they aren't even using the systems they are developing...

    93. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't mind it so much if they just made a classic mode setting in it that allowed you to go straight to the desktop without having to jump through hoops (or hacks).

      Windows 8 is marketing driven. Microsoft wants to force people to use the new interface because once they get used to it, Microsoft can sell mobile devices with the same interface they are used to. Making the interface optional would defeat the purpose.

      The first time I started my new Win 8 laptop, I thought I had turned on the X-Box 360 by mistake...soo many crufty, useless, blinky tiles, difficult to get anywhere useful, etc. etc. Oh, and they constantly nag you to log in with your 'online profile' (what online profile? I dropped hotmail a decade ago at least, thanks to the same cruft)

      Okay, maybe not *quite* as many straight-up advertisements masquerading as legitimate content as there is in the XBox interface, and at least you can remove the blasted things, but seriously MS? Why must you make everything you touch tackier and tackier lately?

    94. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple provided an integrated ecosystem. It sold brilliantly. itunes, ipod, iphone, ipad, all hanging off your imac. No OEM spyware slowing everything down

      On a MAC maybe,Install the "Apple" produced version of their software on Windows (Quicktime, iTunes) It is loaded with a feel that I wonder if there is an adblock addon for them.

      The windows versions suck!
      Tell itunes not to auto-update during install, It checks the box as yes regardless what you choose. Does the same in quicktime and every so ofter turns itself back on for you.

    95. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I use RDP to my windows 8 box daily, and over a fairly high latency connection at that. I do know how it works.

      It sounds to me like you may be using an older RDP client. The newer RDP clients (7+) have support FX and 3D acceleration. I don't use those on my high latency connection, and turn them off. It works just fine. I don't watch videos over RDP though, that's just stupid.

    96. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first world problems eh?

    97. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      You realize there are only two version of Win8 that a consumer can get, right? Win8 (equivalent to Win7, Vista or XP "Home") and Win8 Pro (Win7 Pro, Vista Business, XP Pro). There's no "Ultimate" as there was with Vista and 7. There's no "Basic" or "Starter" as there was with Vista and 7. There is "Enterprise" but it's volume-licensing only; not available on retail machines and not available for stand-alone purchase. There's also RT (which is not even branded as Win8, although in truth it's identical except for the architecture it's built for plus literally one flag in the kernel), but Windows has been available on different architectures for literally the entire life of the NT line; nobody over got upset about being unable to run x86 software on their Alpha machines back in the day. You also can't buy RT; ARM devices may come with it, but it's not like somebody is going to purchase a copy of RT by accident, and all the stores I've seen make it very clear that RT can't run x86 apps.

      In the face of that, having an ultra-long-term-support edition of Windows really wouldn't be a big deal. As with Enterprise (or volume licensed XP) editions today, it wouldn't be available on the consumer market anyhow.

      Unrelated note: with a bit of hacking, RT actually can run third party desktop apps and even (via emulation) run x86 apps. I'm really not sure why MS bothered to prevent the execution of third-party apps unless they were from the store. The "Metro" stuff works fine for a few things, but ranges from "extra work to port for no actual improvement" to "tons of work just to achieve the level of merely a functional downgrade" and all the way down to flat-out "doesn't work; the APIs we need aren't allowed in the sandbox". The dev tools for Windows Store apps are pretty good, but it's a hell of a lot less work to just flip one option in VS and recompile an existing desktop app for ARM.

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    98. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by isorox · · Score: 1

      Then Jobs died.
      Then ios5 wiped out the maps application off your phone.
      Then the iphone5 came out which didn't work with any of your existing power cables and docks.
      The high end market where you'd get an iphone as it just worked well now had stumbling blocks. It wasn't an obvious choice any more.
      Then apple's share price fell.

      Microsoft should have been there to take the lead. The android ecosystem just doesn't work well -- too many disparate devices, too much choice. People like uniformity and simplicity. They weren't.

      The market, honestly, doesn't seem to care. iPhone 5 sales are at an all time high, and iOS is ahead of Android again inside the US.

      http://www.businessinsider.com/att-iphone-sales-2013-1
      http://money.cnn.com/2013/01/24/technology/att-iphone-sales/index.html
      http://www.businessinsider.com/verizon-iphone-sales-for-q4-2012-2013-1
      http://techcrunch.com/2012/10/25/apples-hardware-q4-2012-26-9m-iphones-14m-ipads-4-9m-macs-and-5-3m-ipods/

      I mean, I know it hasn't been smooth sailing for iOS recently, but let's have some perspective here. In the US, Apple is kicking ass.

      My point is, given all that's happened with Apple over the last year, it's competitors should be eating up customers. If they can't at this stage, they've got no hope when apple's back to full strength.

    99. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by isorox · · Score: 1

      Apple provided an integrated ecosystem. It sold brilliantly. itunes, ipod, iphone, ipad, all hanging off your imac. No OEM spyware slowing everything down

      On a MAC maybe,Install the "Apple" produced version of their software on Windows (Quicktime, iTunes) It is loaded with a feel that I wonder if there is an adblock addon for them.

      The windows versions suck!
      Tell itunes not to auto-update during install, It checks the box as yes regardless what you choose. Does the same in quicktime and every so ofter turns itself back on for you.

      That's the windows "look and feel". When was the last time you bought a windows machine that didn't have piles of shit all over it? Sure, if you're an expert you can blat it with a real copy of windows, carefully install selected software, and avoid most of the junk, but that costs hours.

      You take a macbook home, you open it up, it just works.

    100. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

      I just installed Linux Mint and I love it. There is no way i would recommend it to someone who wasn't already comfortable with Linux though.

      I've got to the point now where I don't strongly "recommend" any Linux distribution to people, mostly because I don't want to be their ongoing PC tech support guy. I still advocate it though. At the same time, I have long since developed a hatred toward Apple and will never recommend an Apple computer of any kind. And to make matters worse, I will no longer recommend Windows... Windows 8 and Microsoft's continuing assholish behavior destroyed any chances of that. If asked for help getting a new computer, at this point I would probably recommend *against* both Microsoft and Apple, and basically just say "sorry, you're on your own."

      I despise what Ubuntu has become, yet it's still better than what the other "commercial" competitors have to offer. So I'd probably lightly "recommend" a System76 machine, and in fact that's probably what I would buy myself at this point and just wipe the drives and install some other distro. The problem is, most people I know buy their computers at Wal-Mart or some other major store and want to play the latest stupid MMORPG, so... well, have at it. Enjoy Windows 8. I'm a fan of Linux and BSD (Android, not so much due to its typical locked down nature), but seriously... I'm done recommending anything at this point.

      The state of computing is truly pathetic these days.

    101. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Microsoft should have been there to take the lead. The android ecosystem just doesn't work well -- too many disparate devices, too much choice. People like uniformity and simplicity. They weren't.

      They weren't positioned to and had no real hope of being.

      Then Jobs died.

      Not sure how MS capitalizes on that.

      Then ios5 wiped out the maps application off your phone.

      No, that was 6. And WP did not have something better at this point.

      Then the iphone5 came out which didn't work with any of your existing power cables and docks.

      Works fine with the cable that comes with it though. Not a misstep, its a transition. Not something significant enough for MS to make much headway, as it's not like WP7/8 and Win8 has a big hardware ecosystem with consistent accessories to leverage.

      The high end market where you'd get an iphone as it just worked well now had stumbling blocks. It wasn't an obvious choice any more.

      1 minor one going by what you've listed.

      Then apple's share price fell.

      What the hell does that have to do with anything? Your whole premise makes no sense.

    102. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by MiG82au · · Score: 1

      That's fine and I agree, but then you did that damn rose tinted thing that older people like to indulge in. I don't believe that kids are stupid these days, and they weren't geniuses back in your's. OK, modern technology has allowed SMS speak to develop, but don't throw out the baby with the bath water. There have been plenty of stupid people since time immemorial, but these days the amusing tales of stupidity have more visibility than ever before.

    103. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Making children cry? That's what Microsoft is all about!

      "You'd make a grown man cry"

      Lyrics from the theme song of Windows 95.

      It's just Microsoft marketing. They have no shame.

      Don't start me up.

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    104. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems to sum up what's going on here. Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered; where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost.

    105. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Thank you for helping me to come up with what I'd like to call Zontar's Corollary to the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory:

      An AC's lack of empathy for children increases exponentially with the AC's own childishness.

      "Whaddaya think, sirs?"

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    106. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by isorox · · Score: 1

      Microsoft should have been there to take the lead. The android ecosystem just doesn't work well -- too many disparate devices, too much choice. People like uniformity and simplicity. They weren't.

      They weren't positioned to and had no real hope of being.

      Bingo. They have no hope. Until Balmer goes and they get someone willing to throw conventional wisdom on its head and risk pissing off the DOJ

      Then Jobs died.

      Not sure how MS capitalizes on that.

      Headless company with a lot of concen for the future?

      Then ios5 wiped out the maps application off your phone.

      No, that was 6. And WP did not have something better at this point.

      Microsoft failing. They missed the opportunity.

      Then the iphone5 came out which didn't work with any of your existing power cables and docks.

      Works fine with the cable that comes with it though. Not a misstep, its a transition. Not something significant enough for MS to make much headway, as it's not like WP7/8 and Win8 has a big hardware ecosystem with consistent accessories to leverage.

      Microsoft are usually good with hardware - Xbox, mice, etc. Another one of their failings. Zune showe they couldnt bring a decent product to the market.

      The high end market where you'd get an iphone as it just worked well now had stumbling blocks. It wasn't an obvious choice any more.

      1 minor one going by what you've listed.

      Then apple's share price fell.

      What the hell does that have to do with anything? Your whole premise makes no sense.

      Biggest stumbling block to hit apple since the iPod launched with no wifi and was declared lame. Bigger that the "your holding it wrong" fiasco.

      A falling share price can put investors into panic and demand massive changes. It's an opportunity to capitalise. It also shows a lack of certainty over apples future.

      If someone was going to make a move in the high end market, the time was 2012. With widows 8, Microsoft have shown they haven't a clue as to what makes the iShiny range so popular, and simply can't compete. They should stick to beige boxes and leave the future to apple and google.

      If someone (app

    107. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurr durr breeders unite. Sorry those of us with sex lives, hobbies, social lives, career aspirations, etc are collectively tired of you silly creatures putting your offspring on a pedestal.

    108. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Let me set your worthless 14-year-old sack of shit self straight on a few facts of life, sonny boy.

      Roughly 11 years ago, I had a sex with a woman. (Sex is where you put your thing into her thing and it gets all juicy in there after a while. It's a bit like those clips you like to watch on Fapdu except the woman's really there with you and everything.) I know you think it's some magickal bottomless bag of happy-happy with no consequences, but once you've actually had it a few times, you just might start to discover that's not always quite the way it is.

      In any event, roughly 9 months later, this woman had a baby. (A "baby" is a very small human. You often get one of these after you've had sex.) Except that this was my baby--a new human being with just as much right to be here as any Anonymous Cowflop you might happen across on Slashdot. I didn't ask for my daughter, but I got her.

      And since I am responsible for her being on this planet, I have the obligation to do the best I can to give her a good start in life. And this is exactly what I aim to do.

      Sex life? Hell yeah. I have a gorgeous partner who is smart, good-hearted, and very sexy. And she appears to have a similar assessment of me. I take shameless advantage of this every opportunity I get. So... check.

      Hobbies. *looks around room at books, guitars, photos and other mementos from travels, concert T-shirts dating back to the mid-1970s, bong, etc* Heh. Yeah, I've a few of those. Check.

      Social life. I've got family and friends on 4 continents. As, "yes, these are real-life friends whom I've visited in their homes and some of them in mine". Check.

      Career aspirations. Well, I've written about 15 books that have actually been published, 2 more that never were, edited a few more. I've worked for 3 of the biggest names in software (still at #3). My (real) name is associated with 2 major OSS projects to which I've contributed code (a bit) and documentation (lots and lots). I'm not famous, but I seem to have a pretty decent professional reputation (it's good enough that I get 3-4 job offers a year even though I've not actively sought employment in nearly ten years). So I dunno about the "aspiring" part, but I think I've got the "career" part pretty well covered. Check.

      And, yes, I have a kid. I did not plan to have one, but I did. I could easily have just disappeared, saying, "I didn't want the kid, so the hell with it". Instead, I pay a fair chunk of child support and fly halfway round the world a couple times a year to spend time with her because I am responsible for her having life and because I believe that every child has the right to be cared for, to know her parents, and to know that her parents love her. I obviously can't guarantee that for all children, but I'll be damned if I don't try to do so for my child.

      So basically you're mocking me for being responsible and taking care of my obligation to a human whom I brought into this world, rather than regarding her as someone else's mess to clean up. Check.

      You'd prefer I follow your own parents' methodology, I suppose, but I hear that this only works if you knot the bag tightly before you throw it into the river.

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    109. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      As a small time developer, I recently chatted Microsoft as I tried to figure out how to install a single copy of Windows 8 onto a virtual machine without spending €1000 / yr for MSDN. (You can't.) My next question was about how long Windows 7 was going to be sold for. I was told by more than one person at Microsoft that Windows 7 is no longer being produced and any copies still floating around is simply overstock by those companies selling software.

    110. Re:The problem is Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      until they tether games to one console. Then it's just windows XP and 7.

  5. Blame it on the others by gweihir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The hallmark of those truly incompetent. To be found on the very left side in the diagram showing the distribution for the Dunning-Kruger effect.

    How MS could mess this up so badly is quite astonishing. The only reasonable explanation is really, really bad leadership.

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    1. Re:Blame it on the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Chair incoming, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....

    2. Re:Blame it on the others by jones_supa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The only reasonable explanation is really, really bad leadership.

      Why would that be the only reasonable explanation? Windows 8 is the result of choices made by several engineers and designers. I bet there are lots of people inside Microsoft who have had their say on it, not only Ballmer or Sinofsky.

    3. Re:Blame it on the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in agreement, but incompetence isn't just in large corporations like Microsoft, there's also been poor leadership at the highest level of US government:
      Richard Nixon blamed the media for Watergate.
      Barack Obama blames his opponents for the national debt.
      Jimmy Carter blamed the 'crisis of American spirit' on the American people themselves.

    4. Re:Blame it on the others by grumling · · Score: 2

      What about "That vision thing"? Ballmer never really struck me as a creative type (but I've never met the man, so I can't say), and successful companies need someone at the top who can telegraph their vision to the rest of the company. Not just talking about Steve Jobs here, but anyone who builds great companies. Howard Hughes, Alfred Sloan (who created the design group of GM, and was smart enough to put Harley Earl in charge of it), William Levitt (everyone should own a home), Akio Morita... you get the idea. Like it or not, Gates was able to get his vision of the future out to the employees (or at least see a good idea when it crossed his desk).

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    5. Re:Blame it on the others by Kjella · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry, but this smells badly of strategic vision and the others are being asked "How?" not "To do, or not to do?"

      Engineering: "Can we make touch-enabled laptops?" "Yes, but..." "Just figure out how."
      Design: "Can we put a touch-friendly UI design on Windows?" "Yes, but..." "Just figure out how."
      Marketing: "Can we market hybrids and detachables?" "Yes, but..." "Just figure out how."

      And as usual when it sells like crap, blame the implementation. I think Microsoft has it backwards, by forcing everyone to use a tablet interface people will go "Well, if my laptop is going to act like a tablet, why don't I use a real tablet?" rather than "Ooh, my laptop looks like a tablet now so I don't need to get a tablet." but again, these are typical executive decision made up on high.

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    6. Re:Blame it on the others by Imbrondir · · Score: 1

      To be fair, there are many more leaders at MS than just Ballmer.

    7. Re:Blame it on the others by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Herb Sutter is cool, he sometimes has quite interesting stuff at Channel 9.

    8. Re:Blame it on the others by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      when things go well, the CEO gets a huge bonus and says how his vision enabled all this to happen.

      when things go wrong, its not his fault, its those stupid engineers and other people who actually do things, or its the consumer for being too stupid to realise what a great vision the great leader has.

      I wouldn't accept that its only Ballmer's fault, you can add the senior leadership team to the list.

    9. Re:Blame it on the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While there were a lot of engineers involved in the development of Windows 8, it doesn't seem likely to me that the decision to go with the Metro UI in-your-face plan was made by an engineer. No only do companies not let engineers make those kinds of important decisions -- they leave it to the much-better-than-you-managers but it would take some pretty drugged up engineers to think this is a good idea. Keep in mind, Microsoft eats their own dog food. Imagine a Windows engineer having to develop Windows 8 with all the pressure to get it done while having to fight with the IDE under the Metro UI and touch screens. Even the most stubborn engineer would quickly come to the decision that the new UI is shit.

    10. Re:Blame it on the others by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Jimmy Carter blamed the 'crisis of American spirit' on the American people themselves.

      And he was probably right... I find it amusing that we're (Americans) not allowed to find fault with ourselves or our culture. And God forbid that someone ever points out that we might suffer some very deep, very pervasive, systemic problems, both in culture, and society.

      I love the "Great American Tautology"; we're the best country on Earth, because we're America, and America is the best.

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    11. Re:Blame it on the others by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1
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    12. Re:Blame it on the others by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      The only reasonable explanation is really, really bad leadership.

      Why would that be the only reasonable explanation? Windows 8 is the result of choices made by several engineers and designers. I bet there are lots of people inside Microsoft who have had their say on it, not only Ballmer or Sinofsky.

      Because this is slashdot, hence it is important to blame whoever runs MS at the time, be it Balmer or Billy "Borg Boy" Gates.

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    13. Re:Blame it on the others by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I said engineers and designers, any kind of people at Microsoft really. My point being that, while we rigorously want to find a figurehead to blame, we might not even know the names of the people inside the company who had the power to affect the core decisions which shaped the form of Windows 8. The ideas have probably come from various people in several meetings, that had many sub-managers and key people of the Windows team approving them.

    14. Re:Blame it on the others by swilver · · Score: 1

      The alternative would be that there was actually more than one person with this incredible stupid vision. That seems even more unlikely.

    15. Re:Blame it on the others by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I hardly think there was just one guy that came up with the enlightenment "hey everybody, let's do this tile shit" but the UI was a result of larger design process. It's still rather stupid, I agree.

    16. Re:Blame it on the others by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      I envision a parody of Donkey Kong where Steve Ballmer is the ape at the top flinging chairs at the OEMs down below all while your average consumer is locked up in a cage beside him.

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    17. Re:Blame it on the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had this exact same idea, but instead of OEMs I envisioned consumers and instead of the barrels you could have MS BOB faces roll toward the user. I'd see Chairs and Metro tiles as objects that Boss Ballmer could hurl in a straight line at the player, which would hurt the player's health when they hit. Additionally Zunes and Kins could be included as heavier weaponry (eg a grenade kind of weapon).

      I'd characterize Ballmer by sweaty armpits (even if he's only 10 x 10 pixels pixels tall, 4 pixels should be awarded to this), his animation would consist of yelling "developers, developers, developers" while monkey dancing across the upper stage. (Maybe some of the Donkey Kong frames could be recycled?)

      The player would then have to dodge all these objects, and once on the upper floor, free the android girl. Maybe a boss-fight would be in the cards, where Boss Ballmer could cast spells at the player. e.g: the Vista, which just slows everything down, or the Blue Spell Of Death, which freezes the player at his location and makes him drop all his equipped items.

      The consumer would also have sound bytes when dodging said objects, like "I just want to use my system", "where's the Start Menu" and "How do I even turn this off?"

    18. Re:Blame it on the others by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You are welcome.

      I read the original publication around 2000 and was quite impressed. In my personal view, this is likely the most important result from psychology of the last few decades. It explains so much of what we are seeing today and it is by now well verified in experiments. If there were a Nobel Price in psychology, these guys would deserve it.

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    19. Re:Blame it on the others by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. "Those who do not see their predicament are unable to help themselves." is what applies here. However, it seems this particular blindness only applies to US Citizens (no, the term "Americans" does not capture what you want to say, that would be a citizen of any of two continents) that have not actually seen the rest of the world. A friend of mine recently left the US behind for good, after he worked in Switzerland for a few years. I also notices on numerous visits to the US that US citizens with international travel experience almost never have a positive opinion of the US or only when comparing it to the 2nd or 3rd world.

      So, in a sense, this self-indoctrination has some merit, because if the US population would realize the sad state their country is in compared to the rest of the 1st world, the nation would probably fall apart. Nobody really wants that.

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    20. Re:Blame it on the others by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      The thing you are ignoring is the fact that PC sales are plummeting. PC's and laptops are already down by 50%, and are expected to drop as much as another 50% over the next couple of years, while tablet and phone sales are going through the roof.

      Windows 8 is a transitionary OS. It's maybe a little before its time, but not much.

    21. Re:Blame it on the others by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      No, you have it backwards. Republicans blame Obama for the national debt. Obama blames republicans for the slow recovery of the economy (their inability to agree to any possible solution, and unwillingness to put forward any plans).

    22. Re:Blame it on the others by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And the Windows executive left Microsoft mysteriously after Windows 8 was released. Possibly for perfectly innocent reasons. But a part of me thinks he was pushed out the door over Windows 8.

    23. Re:Blame it on the others by antdude · · Score: 1

      Aflac! ;)

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    24. Re:Blame it on the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets face it: Ballmer as CEO is the greatest gift Microsoft can give to its competitors.

      Long may he reign.

      The difference between the distortion fields of Jobs an Ballmer is that Ballmer's distortion field seems to only work on people he can fire.

    25. Re:Blame it on the others by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate Steve Jobs and the religious following he has, what he did show was how a CEO could keep excellent tabs on the design of a device. There were many stories of him giving the vision from high above, and then before release actually using the device and then giving a Go-NoGo answer.

      It doesn't matter how many people have their say, the company hierarchy is a pyramid shape and if Ballmer had any forethought at all he should have put the breaks on the release of Windows 8. If he couldn't pick it himself, he should have put the breaks on after reading the media reviews on the early betas.

      Well that didn't happen showing that Ballmer has no vision, no leadership, and no sense. I can only conclude he's sold his soul to the devil to remain CEO for as long as he has.

    26. Re:Blame it on the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reasonable explanation is really, really bad leadership.

      Why would that be the only reasonable explanation? Windows 8 is the result of choices made by several engineers and designers. I bet there are lots of people inside Microsoft who have had their say on it, not only Ballmer or Sinofsky.

      Exactly. The result of choices made by many engineers and designers who were led by team leaders who reported to a couple of guys. That's what leadership is, and when your team fails this badly the only explanation is really, really bad leadership.

      Bad leadership which created an environment of stifled communication where nobody was comfortable saying "hey boss, this thing sucks balls if you don't have a touchscreen, and it sucks pretty bad if you do".

    27. Re:Blame it on the others by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Herb is an architect - not a manager.

  6. Microsoft is right by N8F8 · · Score: 0

    Vendors had a long time to move production to devices with a touch interface and for the most pat they did nothing. A few crappy all-in-ones and overly expensive laptops. Even bigger touch pads with faster interfaces would have made a world of difference. Meanwhile the market is proving MS correct and sales of tablets and small devices is booming. I track deal websites all the rime and every time someone posts a sub $500 touch notebook they sell out in short order . external touch pad devices seen real popular too. Face it, but Win 8 Sucks on a traditional notebook or PC.

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    1. Re:Microsoft is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Like fuck they are.

      "We've built a nice maglev car, it's all roads' fault they don't get much adoption. Everyone had a plenty of time to build some maglev roads, but they didn't".

      Touch screens are useless for 90% of Windows users. MS thought it's a good idea to make touchscreen interface the center piece of the software most people use on a _desktop_, and they wonder why OEMs wouldn't care too much about spending time and money on developing a gimmick-enabled devices.

    2. Re:Microsoft is right by grumling · · Score: 1

      But Microsoft held on to the desktop/start menu layout for touch (and resistive touchscreens) for far too long. It is a design that clearly doesn't work for a touch interface. And if you're left handed, forget using the old Tablet Edition UI.

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    3. Re:Microsoft is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They built an OS inferior to Android and iOS for touchscreens and inferior to Windows 7 for desktop. What did they think was going to happen?

  7. It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows 8 is one of the best consumer products Microsoft has ever made. I've introduced 4 low level users to it, and after a couple months, without fail, they all love it.

    Win8 is one of those things people will look back at after the fact and recognize that it was much better than everyone thought.

    1. Re:It's a shame because by smash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Try introducing it to 4 people who know what they're doing and see how you go. It's a crippled piece of shit.

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    2. Re:It's a shame because by transporter_ii · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is, however, one of the shittiest business products it has ever made. There are people still trying to do work with real PCs. I'm happy they have a good consumer product, finally. But the business world and the consumer world have different needs. For the love of everything holy, WHY CAN'T THEY BRING OUT TWO PRODUCT LINES, ONE FOR BUSINESS AND ONE FOR CONSUMERS.

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    3. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It costs them more money to develop and doesn't increase sales.

    4. Re:It's a shame because by faedle · · Score: 1

      Not that much money, and not doing it can certainly hurt sales (as is evident with the lack of corporate uptake of Windows 8).

    5. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My 16 year old daughter took to it like a duck to water. And it made her (admittedly, *Vista*) computer run faster. Now, I'm not claiming she falls into the "knows what they're doing" category, but she's been around computers her whole life, and took Windows 8 in stride (against my protestations, being a linux and mac guy -- hers is the only PC in the house)

    6. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4 people? Nice, but I've had a better adoption rate than that when providing guys and gals with free Ubuntu disk back in the days (when it used Gnome2).

    7. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much money could it cost them to add back the group policy feature that was in the technical preview that disables Metro?

    8. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, you always experience that when you go from something advanced to something less advanced. I have experienced it the few times I've temporarily gone from Gentoo to Fedora, as well as the even rarer occasions when I have to use Windows for work. It's just a matter of what you're used to.

    9. Re:It's a shame because by Noughmad · · Score: 2

      My 16 year old daughter [...] her (admittedly, *Vista*) computer

      You deserve to have your daughter taken away. Or at least your geek card.

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    10. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's UI is garbage.
      PROGRAMS are what does work for us, the perfect OS is often described as one we don't even know is present. ms has a bad habbit of putting it way too much wiz-bang stuff and changes to make a new os look "different" purly to make money off sales.

      win8 is the most horrid UI iv'e ever seen. .and i've used a lot of bad linux ones ,so that's saying something.

      Total junk.

    11. Re:It's a shame because by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is one of the best consumer products Microsoft has ever made. I've introduced 4 low level users to it, and after a couple months, without fail, they all love it.

      Win8 is one of those things people will look back at after the fact and recognize that it was much better than everyone thought.

      Its no accident that nearly every post I have seen in favor of Win 8 has been anonymous. I have met one real life person who "likes" the new interface, and I just found out he works part time as a MS sales rep, and in spite of that, he qualifies all of his remarks about win 8.

      Short answer is, MS built the damn thing to try and get users familiar with an OS that would give their mobile platforms a competitive edge, in the same way that having a uniform UI between business and consumer offerings helped MS gain and maintain dominance in the business software markets. MS knows no other way to operate, and likely they never will.

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    12. Re:It's a shame because by NotBorg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My 16 year old daughter took to it like a duck to water

      Oh fuck no! HELLL FUCK NO!!!!!

      Linux advocates have been using the argument that their their kids and grannies take to a new OS just fine. That argument was NEVER good enough for the Windows fan base. I'll be damned if a fucking Windows fan thinks he can use it on me!!! You leave me no choice but to retort with the same response you gave Linux users all these years:

      Face it, Windows 8 is just not ready for the consumer market.

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    13. Re:It's a shame because by green1 · · Score: 1

      Many corporations are still on XP, so lack of corporate uptake of Windows 8 is to be expected at this stage, even if it were the best OS ever built. corporations are slow to upgrade, that's normal.
      Of course I'm not giving Windows 8 a pass either, it's a piece of garbage, but the lack of corporate uptake is more directly related to the OS not having been around for a decade yet.

    14. Re:It's a shame because by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Win8 is one of those things people will look back at after the fact and recognize that it was much better than everyone thought.

      Look back at? So what you're saying is the next version will be even worse?

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    15. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is, however, one of the shittiest business products it has ever made. There are people still trying to do work with real PCs. I'm happy they have a good consumer product, finally. But the business world and the consumer world have different needs. For the love of everything holy, WHY CAN'T THEY BRING OUT TWO PRODUCT LINES, ONE FOR BUSINESS AND ONE FOR CONSUMERS.

      They do have a product for business lines; it's called Windows Server.

    16. Re:It's a shame because by Nyder · · Score: 2

      My 16 year old daughter took to it like a duck to water. And it made her (admittedly, *Vista*) computer run faster. Now, I'm not claiming she falls into the "knows what they're doing" category, but she's been around computers her whole life, and took Windows 8 in stride (against my protestations, being a linux and mac guy -- hers is the only PC in the house)

      We have only one question. Is she hot?

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    17. Re:It's a shame because by wdef · · Score: 1

      Just what is a *Vista* computer? If she likes Windows 8, it's because she doesn't no better. And I call you an MS shill.

    18. Re:It's a shame because by wdef · · Score: 1

      Win8 is one of those things people will look back at after the fact and recognize that it was much better than everyone thought.

      Oh yes! I know that after I stop banging my head with a large hammer, it feels good, so I'll look back at banging my head with a hammer as much better than I remembered it to be. Oh yes, it's logical!

    19. Re:It's a shame because by wdef · · Score: 1

      For the love of everything holy, WHY CAN'T THEY BRING OUT TWO PRODUCT LINES, ONE FOR BUSINESS AND ONE FOR CONSUMERS.

      Better yet: one product for keyboard devices and yet another for touchscreen devices. As God intended. It's what Apple did with astonishing success, just incidentally. MS deserve to take a dive for this debacle.

    20. Re:It's a shame because by wdef · · Score: 1

      Is the duck hot?

    21. Re:It's a shame because by wdef · · Score: 1

      And I don't no better either. I don't yes very well, too.

    22. Re:It's a shame because by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all, it's a false dichotomy. Most business users need to do some word processing and maybe some spreadsheet work. Sometimes a presentation. Maybe they need to do some research on the Internet. That sounds an awful lot like what home users use their PCs for.

      I'm a programmer, and my needs are only marginally more technical. I need to do all those other things, but I need a compiler and an OS that will let me do my work without getting in my way too much. Since I'm a game developer, it turns out my development environment also often needs to be the same as the one that home consumers have, since they're the ones buying the games. If my development environment were too far removed, it'd make things harder. As it happens, since the games I work on tend to be for the Xbox, it means that I need extra dev hardware, but that's not really the main issue.

      There are business cases that call for a different OS, but I'd argue at that point, you're probably also looking at things like Linux to do server-ish things. But yeah, the business environment is mainly stuff that is common in the home environment. Instead of making two product lines, they need to make one actually usable product line. Usability shouldn't just belong to one kind of consumer or the other.

    23. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this ^^^^ guy.

      I've used graphical user interfaces since the Commodore 128, the Atari ST & the first Mac. I loathe Win8 w/ every fibre of my being. I won't buy a machine that it's on. Period. I'll switch to a Mac first.

    24. Re:It's a shame because by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Seriously, "after a couple months"? Either this is a satire of Microsoft or you can't hear yourself.

      Honestly MS fans need a better marketing approach here. The continued use of the line "just use it for awhile and eventually you'll get used to it" just sounds too much like a parent trying to get their children to eat broccoli.

    25. Re:It's a shame because by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the years of saying Linux is not ready for the desktop world because there aren't enough apps for it. Now look at all the abysmal "apps" for Windows 8 and notice how it is also not ready for the desktop! Those metro apps that are built in are all flawed in some fundamental way, and if you browse through the store just about every single one is a piece of junk no better than a smartphone applet, the vast majority can be replaced with a URL on a browser. If you removed the desktop from Windows 8 then you are left with an unusable operating system.

      I am not exaggerating here, there are just not enough full featured applications out there that can be used on metro, you can't even use Office under metro. Quick view in the store just now: top "Spotlight" app is "CNN". Only at the 15th category after lots of sidescrolling do you get to what one would properly call traditional computer application categories: Finance, Productivity, Tools, Security, Business. The first 14 categories are entertainment, news, lifestyle and other "viewing" sorts of things. The hilighted Productivity apps: OneNote, Acrobat Reader, and $2.99 for Package Tracker (ie, monitor your Fedex deliveries). I am actually embarrassed for Microsoft here. This is not what you want to see for a prime-time OS ecosystem, it's much more suited to a phone.

    26. Re:It's a shame because by smash · · Score: 1

      Like I said.... introduce it to people who know what they're doing. As in, people using it in a job, to earn money, and making use of more features than facebook, internet explorer and maybe a torrrent client.

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    27. Re:It's a shame because by smash · · Score: 1

      This is the problem with Linux as well. IN an effort to make it "usable by my grandma!", and assuming that people's grandmas are fucking retarded, they are dumbing down the interface to the point of uselessness and breaking core functionality in the process. Newsflash! Grandma isn't a retard!

      The rest of us also want to get things done!

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    28. Re:It's a shame because by smash · · Score: 1

      I already did. And I'm glad i did so. I still use WIndows 7 regularly for work (I'm an enterprise network guy), but as far as Windows 8 goes, it is the first major step BACKWARDS ui wise I have seen since I've been using and supporting Windows. Since 3.1.

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    29. Re:It's a shame because by smash · · Score: 1

      To clarify - since about 2003 ish? Linux has been fine usability wise. The hard stuff is stuff that end users don't mess with on Windows either. The problem is the lack of apps.. The lack of a standard "this WILL be available" UI. All the Linux distributions are currently doing is following Microsoft down the same path of FAIL, rather than providing a workable alternative.

      Look - if i want to use a mountain of fail, I'll run windows. I don't need a half-assed clone of it that has no commercial applications.

      Don't shy away from Linux's advantages, embrace them. Create something better. Just because apple or Microsoft have done something UI-wise, it does NOT mean it is good.

      And as to the Ubuntu / Microsoft idea of running a single UI everywhere - no thanks. The entire reason UIs have evolved the way they do is to suit different form factors. Forcing the same fucking UI everywhere will just end up with a sub-optimal UI everywhere.

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    30. Re:It's a shame because by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      But the business world and the consumer world have different needs. For the love of everything holy, WHY CAN'T THEY BRING OUT TWO PRODUCT LINES, ONE FOR BUSINESS AND ONE FOR CONSUMERS.

      Yeh fragmentation, because that is working so well for Linux on the desktop right now...

    31. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The revelation here is that those 4 people don't know what they're doing. Under the hood win8 is faster and more powerful than windows 7. You just have to navigate a few screens more to get to all those advanced user areas. Big deal.

      I grew up on cli interfaces, hopped on the GUI bandwagon in my teens, switched back to cli (Linux) for my twenties, and I now use only touch devices daily. I can tell you that if you (and three others) don't understand windows 8, that's your fault. Always keep learning...

    32. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try introducing it to 4 people who have invested time learning how to navigate the arbitrary, inconstant, nightmare that is the existing paradigm and see how you go. It's not what they're used to.

      Fixed that for ya'

    33. Re:It's a shame because by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be hard to make a Vista computer run faster. Heck, I'm not sure you could make a Vista machine run slower!

      To be fair, Windows 8 is faster than 7 too. And I suppose it's possible for some people, or ducks, to like Metro. But if you like to have multiple windows on your desktop, easily move between them, and not get those WTF moments when you bounce out of your program to the Metro screen, it sucks.

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    34. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to their millions of sales.

    35. Re:It's a shame because by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Absolutely agreed! I put Win8 on my work PC. Once I've tweaked it a bit, it's not *too* bad. (Tweaking consists mostly of disabling everything Metro.) But what really strikes me is how it seems completely designed for the home user, completely ignoring the business/enterprise market.

      It keeps nagging me to set up a Microsoft account. I don't want to sync my stuff between my work and home PCs, and as IT Manager, I *really* don't want my users doing that. Playing around with the settings, I noticed an option to show upcoming calendar events on the lock screen. Except I can only tie it to my *Microsoft* account - no way to point it to the Exchange server.

      There is certainly things to like about Win8. The multi-monitor support is a lot better, provided you disable Metro crap.

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    36. Re:It's a shame because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Discounting the monopoly coerced sales is an interesting game.

  8. Is Balmer a Republican? by cjsm · · Score: 1, Troll

    This is compelling evidence that Steve Balmer is a Republican. Does he also believe the President was born in Kenya? You'd have to be Republican wacko to believe the failure of Windows 8 is due to the OEM manufacturers. The PC manufacturers are the ones who should be suing Microsoft for tanking their sales with the insanity of Windows 8 as a PC operating system.. But what Microsoft is doing is another Republican tactic. Accuse others of what you've actually caused.

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  9. Content and Presentation has always plagued MS by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This goes deep in time. Most of the computer users in the early 1990s who were reared in character terminals and Unix have always had a clear separation in their mind, between content and presentation. Clear enough for them to create documents that post script pinters print at 300 dpi, using plain VT100 terminals. HTML files created in ASCII editors. Graceful degradation of the presentation quality etc etc. But Microsoft pushed WYSIWYG and came up with heavily dumbed down word processors.

    This time is content creation vs content consumption. Everything from typing a quick memo to video editing falls under the content creation. They usually need a full complement of input devices, a full keyboard, a good mouse, larger the screen it is better. But content consumption does not need all these user input devices. Oftentimes, a tap, a touch, a click is all that is required to passively consume content. Ch+ , Ch-, Vol+ and Vol- buttons cover 99% of the usage in a TV remote!

    Microsoft first missed the boat in creating a simpler device for content consumption. It had been shipping WindowsCE and other such "simpler" devices for ages. But its idea of simple was less functional PC. It never understood the split was content creation vs content consumption. Eventually Apple got on to that divide, with at least some of its managers who came from deep unix background.

    Then it decides to attach OS with two completely different goals (consumption vs creation) with some band-aid and baling wire to create a rickety contraption and call it Win8. Consumers of one do not want to pay for the other. I would not touch, literally, a touchscreen and smudge it up if I am also typing a doc or code on it.

    The hardware makers also remember the days when 90% of their revenue came from WinTel boxes and how Microsoft walked roughshod all over them. They eviscerated the hardware vendors and danced on their entrails with hob-nailed boots, to conjure up a vision from PGWodehouse. Now WinTel accounts for a much smaller percentage of their sales and even lower percentage of their profits. Now it is payback time for Microsoft from these vendors. What went around is coming around to Microsoft.

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  10. Touch PCs are reckless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is a NPRM coming out Monday from OSHA proposing the nationwide ban of non-handheld touch screens in the workplace while their ergonomic issues can be investigated.

    A coalition of insurers that includes Aetna, Cigna, and others, plans to file the request with OSHA over concerns of the potential for repetitive stress injuries from use of full-sized touch PCs. The document will list several potential RSIs along with reports of injuries by touch PC owners that include:

    - Torn or irritated rotator cuff injuries
    - Back pain from disproportional development of upper arm musculature (gorilla arm syndrome)
    - Elbow tendonitis
    - Fatigue

    Apparently this is a much larger problem than we all thought.

    1. Re:Touch PCs are reckless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking forward to them denying injury claims for anyone who has used a touch device. They'll probably put that right on the application. Investigating patients seems to be preferred over treating them in the US anyway.

    2. Re:Touch PCs are reckless by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      ooh.. "I want my compensation"

      There may be nothing in it, but if there is a hint that your workers might get such "injuries" then companies will be reluctant to install such things just in case there is a lot of worker compensation claims (and there will be if it becomes known all you have to do is say "my shoulder hurts" and you get a chance of easy money).

      That said, I don't think anyone is selling touch desktop PCs, everything I've seen are laptops that swivel to become hugely bulky tablets

    3. Re:Touch PCs are reckless by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      - Torn or irritated rotator cuff injuries
      - Back pain from disproportional development of upper arm musculature (gorilla arm syndrome)
      - Elbow tendonitis
      - Fatigue

      Apparently this is a much larger problem than we all thought

      I recall myself and others on slashdot making this very prediction the act of repetitivly pressing upon a solid mass with no give for hours upon hours a day would make carpel tunnel look like getting a splinter.

    4. Re:Touch PCs are reckless by wdef · · Score: 1

      the act of repetitively pressing upon a solid mass with no give for hours upon hours a day

      Now that's a low blow! You were watching me have sex with my ex, weren't you!

    5. Re:Touch PCs are reckless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No surprise to me. This is exactly why I want nothing to do with touch screens in a production environment. It is not ergonomically sustainable.

    6. Re:Touch PCs are reckless by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      That said, I don't think anyone is selling touch desktop PCs

      HP has a line of large "all-in-one" touch desktops, dating way back (I first saw them three years ago, running Win7 then, but not sure if it was the first model, or there was also something with Vista or XP).

  11. "He died and said just the one thing, 'MS Basic'." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Citizen Microsoft: There's only one person in the world to decide what I'm going to do, and that's me. And if you think - if any of you think -

    EMILY: You decided what you were going to do, MS, some time ago. (she looks at Susan) You can't always have it your own way, regardless of anything else that may have happened. (she sighs) Come on, MS.

    Citizen Microsoft: Go on! Get out! I can fight this thing all alone!

    PC Partners: You're making a bigger fool of yourself than I thought you would, Mr. Microsoft. You're licked. Why don't you -

    Citizen Microsoft: (turning on him) Get out! I've got nothing to talk to you about. If you want to see me, have Best Buy write me a letter.

    PC Partners: I see! (he starts toward the door)

    SUSAN: (starting to cry) MS, you're just excited. You don't realize -

    Citizen Microsoft: I know exactly what I'm doing. (he is screaming) Get out!

    EMILY: (quietly) MS, if you don't listen to reason, it may be too late -

    Citizen Microsoft: Too late for what? Too late for you and this - (he can't find the adjective) this public thief to take the love of the people of this planet away from me? Well, you won't do it, I tell you. You won't do it!

    SUSAN: MS, there are other things to think of. (a sly look comes into her eyes) Your stockholders - you don't want them to read in the papers -

    EMILY: It is too late now, William.

    Citizen Microsoft: (rushes to the door and opens it) Get out, both of you!

    SUSAN: (rushes to him) MS, please don't -

    Citizen Microsoft: What are you waiting here for? Why don't you go?

    EMILY: Goodnight, MS.

    She walks out. PC Partners stops as he gets directly in front of Citizen Microsoft.

    PC Partners: You're the greatest fool I've ever known, Microsoft. If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson.

    (he walks past Microsoft)

    Citizen Microsoft: Don't you worry about me. I'm William Foster Microsoft!

    (screams louder)
    I'm going to send you to Chapter 11, PC Partners. Chapter 11!

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  12. Quality of PCs and customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft can solve Dell's problem of crappy, short-lifespan business PCs and abhorrent levels of customer service, then maybe perhaps that can effect a substantial change.

    Businesses can no longer tolerate the forced premature obsolescence of PCs that have to be replaced in a "forklift-upgrade" manner every couple years. That is completely unsustainable. They can also no longer tolerate the shitty customer support, (getting the "Dell Dance") when brand new machines they've just bought break down and you call for support or warranty repairs, all you get is the runaround and the "blame the customer" treatment.

    1. Re:Quality of PCs and customer service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell and MS offer such good commisions to their independent sales "partners" that I doubt businesses will ever be given any real options from their purchasing reps.

  13. This is the era of "It isn't my fault" by kgroombr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just blame this on Bush too.

    1. Re:This is the era of "It isn't my fault" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, the rise of the Idiocracy definitely was part Cheney and his neocon gang's fault. Look at all the money that did flow from education to warfare, greed and religious extremism, and still does, because of them.
      And Bush was Cheney's sock-puppet. So there you go.

    2. Re:This is the era of "It isn't my fault" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nixon and Reagan courted the ignorant evangelical Christians, which along with the Democrats condemning bigotry, caused the huge inflow of morons to the party.

      These morons that the Repubs wanted so badly are the reason for the ignorance and superstition spiral the party currently finds itself in.

    3. Re:This is the era of "It isn't my fault" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but Clinton

    4. Re:This is the era of "It isn't my fault" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because it's Clinton's fault, obviously.

    5. Re:This is the era of "It isn't my fault" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Dept of Education spending and education spending at the state and local levels rose under Bush.

      Nice BS post though.

    6. Re:This is the era of "It isn't my fault" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It rose because they were mandated to buy tests from some Bush crony testing company...aka "No Child Left Behind".

    7. Re:This is the era of "It isn't my fault" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got the first letter of the person to blame right,

  14. "Failed"? by Grashnak · · Score: 2

    The Register article talks about squabbles over "underwhelming Windows 8 sales over Christmas", which isn't exactly the same thing as "the failure of Windows 8".

    Words. They actually mean things.

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    1. Re:"Failed"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Register article talks about squabbles over "underwhelming Windows 8 sales over Christmas", which isn't exactly the same thing as "the failure of Windows 8".

      Words. They actually mean things.

      You're new to corporate America, aren't you?

      As a hint, "didn't meet expectations created by some random jackoff who happens to have a finance article, entirely pulling sales 'predictions' out of his ass despite having no relations to the company besides his trust fund holding some stock in it" actually IS a catastrophic failure.

    2. Re:"Failed"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I think we can both agree that that would be semantics more than anything else.

      Ask anyone who knows about computers (but is not biased by somehow being tied to Microsoft's stock price) if Windows 8 was a failure or not, and the overwhelming response (if both real life and Slashdot are indicators) is that it is indeed a horrible, horrible failure.

      It's the next Windows ME, and you'd be hard-pressed to find ANYONE that thinks that wasn't a dismal failure in the end.

    3. Re:"Failed"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's selling as much as Win7 did. So Win7 was a failure too?

  15. Windows 8 has a simple problem by drolli · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Windows 7 is stable, usable, and a sufficient progress over windows XP. WIndows XP dominated the last 10 years, and my prediction is that 7 will dominate on PCs in businesses the next 10 years. The company where i work has finished the Tests and adoption of windows 7 last year and is now rolling it out as the new standard system. And no - i dont belive that they will consider Windows 8. Reducating the employees to the Ribbon interface in office was already something they liked so little that they have their own solution for adding the old menus temporarily.

    There is no visible advantage of touch in the office, and that is where MS truely domiates. The idea of touch-pcs is somthing which MS dreams about since at least the mid - 90s. Then they had an epic fail, now they hope they can ride in the waves of the ipad and android.

    1. Re:Windows 8 has a simple problem by burni2 · · Score: 1

      When I'm using my win xp box I can relax my mind, my eyes, I calm down.

      I actually want to disagree that windows 7 is a sufficient progress over WinXP(fully updated) I got back running xp32 on my revo3600(64bit ready atom1.6ghz,2gb,320gb), it's fully encrypted:

      And well what can I tell, boot times even with encryption not like win7(with faster hdd), and jbidwatcher(java/browser plugins all off) runs smoothly
      I use this machine to do important work on, like personal administration(banking, paypal, ebay, shopping) using opera it all runs well,

      to say the least when I use my XP-box and turn back to my corei7-Q720/8gb/1tb elitebook workstation laptop, I can only say the games+3dapps have more power, but having deactivated all fancy graphics and so on it looses to xp.

      (winxp == config: looks like win2k)
      WindowsXP seems to be cleaner, quicker to respond

    2. Re:Windows 8 has a simple problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you switch off teh ribbon? I hate that UI paradigm.

    3. Re:Windows 8 has a simple problem by drolli · · Score: 2

      You dont.

      They have a button which links to an extension which displays something like the old menu additionally. Not sure if they achieved this by standard means or by putting the gun to the head of the MS people while negotiating about MS Office licenses.

    4. Re:Windows 8 has a simple problem by RR · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 is stable, usable, and a sufficient progress over windows XP. WIndows XP dominated the last 10 years, and my prediction is that 7 will dominate on PCs in businesses the next 10 years.

      Windows 7 can't dominate that long, and it really shouldn't. I'd go more insane if it did.

      The painfully prolonged dominance of Windows XP is simply due to the failure of Vista. That had Microsoft committing to support XP until the middle of 2014, almost 13 years after it shipped. Windows 8, though, is not such a terrible failure (at least it shipped on time), so Microsoft is only committing to support Windows 7 until 2020, 10 years after release.

      As with any version of Windows, some companies will use XP and 7 long after it's prudent to do so. But the majority of desktops should switch long before the end of the extended support period.

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    5. Re:Windows 8 has a simple problem by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      You could continue buying XP at retail for many, many years.

      Vista didn't last anywhere near as long, and Win7 will likely be wiped out even sooner, given the push to release new versions of Windows more frequently.

      A new version of OSX every year doesn't bother me, since each release is more like a service pack and very little changes. A new version of Windows every year makes me worry.

    6. Re:Windows 8 has a simple problem by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 is stable, usable, and a sufficient progress over windows XP. WIndows XP dominated the last 10 years, and my prediction is that 7 will dominate on PCs in businesses the next 10 years.

      Errr... are you sure MS will last that long? It's not like big companies can't go extinct in the course of 10 years.

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  16. Windows 8 does have some elegance w/ touch by tomboy17 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So my wife just got a Windows 8 touch machine from Asus, and I have to say that two weeks in, it is very nice.

    The problem was in the first week. The first night of using the machine it seemed incredible how many usability problems there were. There's no real "how to use this machine" intro when we booted up and the key things you need to do are not intuitive enough that you can just "learn" them right away. Now you might think that's an immediate strike against the UI, but the principle of discoverability is routinely violated by Apple, and there UI's are universally loved (there are tons of secret tricks on Macs that you have to read about to learn and the most radical thing about the iPod was that it had no on button, meaning it wasn't even clear how to start it when you first saw one). Anyway, the lack of an intro was compounded with some software problems -- specifically, there was a bug with the app store so we couldn't download anything at first and had to drop into a windows troubleshooter to clear it up (thanks Google!).

    Now that we've got the app store thing ironed out and we've learned the swipey commands, the machine feels really graceful and fast to use. At least as simple to use as my Gnome shell, which I dearly dearly love. It actually has many of the same goals -- apps are always full screen, which is usually what you want, typing to search works nearly *everywhere*, etc. And the touch screen is fun. And if there are apps that haven't been app-ified, you have the old school Windows desktop mode to fall back on.

    In short, Windows 8 manages to merge many of the conveniences of iOS devices with many of the conveniences with a full operating system. It's quick and easy to use once you know what you're doing. Slick packaging and attention to detail seem essential, however, and this is where Windows is at a disadvantage compared to Apple, since they don't in fact control the whole user experience. Do we blame Asus or Microsoft for the fact that our machine shipped with a buggy OS and a broken App store? Is Asus or Apple to blame for the fact that the one "intro" video Asus included was just advertising for the machine that showed us how beautiful it could look, and not anything that showed how to use the touch screen interface? It's not entirely clear to me.

    1. Re:Windows 8 does have some elegance w/ touch by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      ...apps are always full screen, which is usually what you want...

      IME, things have been about multiple windows on multiple monitors for years now, especially in the business world. I think almost anything beyond integrated video comes with multiple monitors standard these days.

  17. Re:I like Windows 8 by skeib · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have obviously never used multiple windows at once. At work, I have two 24" screens and regularly have lots of open windows at once. If even one of the programs I use are a "metro" program, I am not able to use regular windows programs at the same time. This problem will only get worse with time, and is a showstopper for me.

    Windows 8 is the solution to Microsofts problems, not the users' problems. That kind of disrespect for your customers never pays off.

  18. 3 factors caused it... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1.) Bad Economic Times, 2.) Everyone has a fast system already (mostly - so NO NEED TO "RE-BUY" (especially in economic hard times)), & 3.) Trying to put a smartphone interface onto a device folks are 18++ yrs. or so used to using with the Win9x shell, alienating them.

    * Were I to speculate WHY Windows 8 hasn't done well? It's those 3 things, with HEAVY EMPHASIS on #3... especially THAT one!

    That's ME, practically the "poster child for 'Windows fanboy @ /.'", which makes me a minority player around here actually, but @ least I can be honest & state WHY I don't & WON'T use Windows 8!

    Does it have good things in it? Yes, beneath the 'covers', ala:

    ---

    1.) Self-Terminating Services (which I've been doing for decades now since Windows NT 3.51, albeit manually)

    2.) Heap "chunk randomization"

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    However - that interface? Stinks... pointless on a PC Desktop or Laptop even imo!

    Microsoft's coding time would've been BETTER SPENT producing Service Pack #2 for Windows 7 instead of just issuing hundreds of patches!

    (Which SP#2 won't be produced, due to MS WASTING TIME ON BUILDING A SMARTPHONE INTERFACE ON A PC DESKTOP - without the option during install to use the 'classic desktop shell' we've all become accustomed to over decades now!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Mr. Ballmer - Face it: You screwed up, own up to it, & move on... you'd be best-served doing that much, rather than railing against facts & attempting to "argue with the numbers" passing the buck/placing the blame on others, projecting your own faults onto them, when it's YOU & YOUR DECISIONS that are part of the problem!

    ... apk

    1. Re:3 factors caused it... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.) Bad Economic Times, 2.) Everyone has a fast system already (mostly - so NO NEED TO "RE-BUY" (especially in economic hard times)), & 3.) Trying to put a smartphone interface onto a device folks are 18++ yrs. or so used to using with the Win9x shell, alienating them.

      * Were I to speculate WHY Windows 8 hasn't done well? It's those 3 things, with HEAVY EMPHASIS on #3... especially THAT one!

      That's ME, practically the "poster child for 'Windows fanboy @ /.'", which makes me a minority player around here actually, but @ least I can be honest & state WHY I don't & WON'T use Windows 8!

      Does it have good things in it? Yes, beneath the 'covers', ala:

      ---

      1.) Self-Terminating Services (which I've been doing for decades now since Windows NT 3.51, albeit manually)

      2.) Heap "chunk randomization"

      ---

      However - that interface? Stinks... pointless on a PC Desktop or Laptop even imo!

      Microsoft's coding time would've been BETTER SPENT producing Service Pack #2 for Windows 7 instead of just issuing hundreds of patches!

      (Which SP#2 won't be produced, due to MS WASTING TIME ON BUILDING A SMARTPHONE INTERFACE ON A PC DESKTOP - without the option during install to use the 'classic desktop shell' we've all become accustomed to over decades now!)

      APK

      P.S.=> Mr. Ballmer - Face it: You screwed up, own up to it, & move on... you'd be best-served doing that much, rather than railing against facts & attempting to "argue with the numbers" passing the buck/placing the blame on others, projecting your own faults onto them, when it's YOU & YOUR DECISIONS that are part of the problem!

      ... apk

      TFTFY--you forgot to link to your source.

    2. Re:3 factors caused it... apk by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      That's ME, practically the "poster child for 'Windows fanboy @ /.'"

      He really means it folks. You can tell because of the ALL CAPS and the gratuitous bold face. And if you weren't convinced, the ALL CAPS BOLD FACE was sure to convince you.

      Good lord, I never knew it was possible to conjure the ghost of Geocities into Slashdot, but this guy just did it.

      Bravo, I say.

      Now let's bury him and his post, so it never sees the light of day again.

  19. Re:I like Windows 8 by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 is the solution to Microsofts problems, not the users' problems.

    Bingo! We have a winner here. The guy several posts up that compared Ballmer and MS to Republicans was spot on.

  20. Re:I like Windows 8 by smash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because is broke search. Because the start screen breaks workflow. Because it has 2 horribly disjointed user interfaces.

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  21. If it hurts when you do that... by tepples · · Score: 1

    If even one of the programs I use are a "metro" program

    You say it hurts when you use programs from the Windows Store. So stay out of the Windows Store and stick to Windows 7 applications, and you'll still be able to put windows side by side.

    1. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by ericloewe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's nice, but there's a problem:

      Metro is being shoved in our faces, even on the desktop. Metro apps are supposed to be the new de facto standard for Windows.

      Yet, it seems that nobody ever thought about keeping the desktop working as it always did, but better. No, they needed gratuitous changes, like removing the start button (Why? It's still there, serves a similar purpose and doesn't bother anyone), replacing the network pop-ups with a metro panel, moving the power options to the same stupid metro panel...

      Metro isn't the problem. The fact that it bleeds into the desktop is.

    2. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by skeib · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's correct, but I am not willing to jump through hoops just because MS has made bad choices for me.

      At work, I use Win7 (and I will for as long as possible), at home I use Macs. Problem solved.

    3. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by robsku · · Score: 1

      I'm sure everyone can figure out that it's good idea to "avoid using anything that breaks the system for what you need" by themselves so what's your point?

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    4. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you know, just stick with Windows 7.

    5. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by Tridus · · Score: 2

      In that case, why do I need Windows 8 at all? Windows 7 does the same thing only without the useless Metro bloat.

      I love people who talk like you do, with the idea that the signature part of the entire OS is somehow something you can just avoid, or that you should.

      The fact is that if you have to avoid Metro to do your work, Metro (and Windows 8 with it) suffer from a rather catastrophic design failure.

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    6. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by grumling · · Score: 1

      At work our front-line employees are being moved out of laptops and to tablets and smartphones. Most of my "cloud" applications are running Java and could easily be used on a convertible tablet (with keyboard dock). Other than Excel there's not much left that couldn't be ported. There's only the matter of hardware interfacing that still is an issue.

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    7. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by tepples · · Score: 2

      In that case, why do I need Windows 8 at all?

      Because your old PC has died, and new PCs come with Windows 8, and as I wrote in a reply to Anonymous Coward, lack of driver support means Wi-Fi may stop working if you exercise your downgrade rights.

    8. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Metro is the solution that Microsoft wants you to have - the desktop is "legacy" now, and might even be phased out in future versions of windows if they can - a bit like XPMode in Windows7.

      the reason is that they see the rise of tablets and needed to get a piece of that action, PC sales are flat or falling, no-one really wants to upgrade W7 as it works as well as you'd want it to (barring a few tweaks here and there).

      No, Microsoft needed to split with the past APIs (.NET, win32, COM, etc) and build a single one to replace them all. They needed to get a tablet interface. They needed to get a 30%-cut app store. They needed to get us all to upgrade (again).

      So yes, Microsoft sees the desktop as the problem.

    9. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phone UIs didn't work for Gnome or Unity and it's no shock it doesn't work for Windows. Thank god KDE wasn't that fucking stupid or I'd be using Xfce. I don't know what the obsession is with running your users off to other products but this shit has to go.

    10. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by geoskd · · Score: 1

      No, Microsoft needed to split with the past APIs (.NET, win32, COM, etc) and build a single one to replace them all. They needed to get a tablet interface. They needed to get a 30%-cut app store. They needed to get us all to upgrade (again).

      So yes, Microsoft sees the desktop as the problem.

      So basically, MS missed the boat. Now they want us to collectively pay for a new boat so they can play catch up? Truthfully, I'm ok with leaving them to sit in the lifeboat, they're in now, until it sinks. The Microsoft that climbs back out of the water will be a lot smaller, and a lot better for the experience.

      -=Geoskd

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    11. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by linebackn · · Score: 1

      lack of driver support means Wi-Fi may stop working if you exercise your downgrade rights.

      Mod parent up. As time goes on we absolutely will see more hardware and software that for one reason or another requires Windows 8.

      I'm actually surprised Microsoft has not already deluged the industry with such software already.

      Also, Windows 7 is slowly becoming harder to find. I noticed a number of places, such as Newegg, have already discontinued sales of Windows 7 Ultimate.

    12. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I was afraid something like that may happen.

      My argument to use Windows 7 over XP and Linux is that your hardware is well supported and tested with Windows 7. True if the machine is a pentium IV Dell than the opposite is true. It costs money and techs reverse engineering drivers and .ini hacks to even get XP to book on a new machine.

      It looks like OEMs are now only testing Windows 8, and maybe doing a quick non QA'd fix for Win 7. My hope is that will change fast!. My laptop came with Vista and XP support was missing for my wifi as well.

      6 months later XP driver was created after many of us threatened to sue. Then we could downgrade to XP. Windows 7 is popular and will remain so for years. I think it is premature in general for any hardware maker to diss it until 2015 or so.

    13. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But practically speaking, there are no metro apps worth using. None. You can do everything from the desktop except for start menu. The only reason to use metro is if you want some full screen phone/tablet app, but in that case you may as well just run a web browser full screen instead and get the same information more conveniently.

    14. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      No, Microsoft needed to split with the past APIs (.NET, win32, COM, etc) and build a single one to replace them all.

      If you're referring to WinRT, it's just another facade over Win32 (like .NET is, not that .NET is going anywhere) that is leaking ugly Win32 compatibility warts like MAX_PATH. The API layer beneath Win32, the native kernel syscall API, does not have have that restriction. FYI, WinRT uses COM to define WinRT, so that's not going anywhere either. If they're building their shiny new API on top of a different existing middle layer (Win32), I don't see it becoming independent or a split with the past.

    15. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win+D

    16. Re:If it hurts when you do that... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      everything is a layer on top of something else in Windows, .NET was a facade over most of Win32 anyway, but that's not my point.

      If you're writing metro apps, you can't use anything except WinRT. I think the underlying layers will be present for years to come, but they will add new WinRT-only routines and no new win32 ones. .NET has gone now, its a little bit of a meaningless comparison in practical terms but your C# apps now target WinRT APIs not the .NET ones - the .NET ones do not exist on Metro. I know they look pretty much the same but the distinction is relevant - your C# apps now call a native API, not a managed one.

  22. No he's actually being a Democrat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...and trying to shove some unwanted, huge, expensive thing down America's throat (just like Obamacare) when America does not want it, and it changes everything to be a worse quality of experience, and costs way too much, and will ruin what everyone is already accustomed too. It's big, intrusive, and nobody still knows exactly "what's in it" yet, even after it's passed.... probably has secret "blue screen of death" panels in it too

    1. Re:No he's actually being a Democrat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird, after Obamacare passed my insuarance company lowered my rate and sent a refund check saying they were taking too much profit and I was entitled to a refund. lmao, if this is socialism then i like it.

    2. Re:No he's actually being a Democrat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My health insurance has increased to the tune of $100 per month more being deducted from my payroll due to ACA/Obamacare

  23. Re:I like Windows 8 by Iceykitsune · · Score: 1

    Why are my IE favorites different on the desktop and metro?

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  24. I'm part of the problem by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hey Microsoft - I'm part of the problem. I've used Win 8, hate the interface and I'm avoiding it. I'm also telling people to stick with Windows 7 because 8 looks like a massive tech support problem for me. So I flat out tell people that I won't support Win 8. Use Win 7, Ubuntu, or buy a Mac. Life is better for me, and it sucks for you.

    Your mistake is FORCING the new interface onto users, rather than making it an option. Had you produced Win 8 with a start button, and made Metro (or whatever you call it) something users could grow into, it would have been something I'd support. But you made it a Take-It-Or-Leave-It deal and what do you see users doing? Yeah - we chose to leave it.

    I'd suggest you guys quickly come out with Windows 8.1 and add an option to put the old Win 7 interface on it. In my opinion, Metro feels unrefined, inconsistent and not ready for prime time. Make it an option and all will be forgiven.

    And stop blaming others. Everyone else saw this coming a mile away. You make a bad decision - own up to it. Blaming others makes you look stupid and totally clueless. This is causing us to question your ability to deliver in the future, as it indicates you are not listening to your customers.

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    1. Re:I'm part of the problem by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Ive been telling people for years that I dont do windows. Works like a charm.

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    2. Re:I'm part of the problem by Twinbee · · Score: 2

      Just a quick note to thank you for being part of the solution (not the problem), and encouraging people to hold off until Microsoft get their act together, benefiting us all in the end.

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    3. Re:I'm part of the problem by SpineZ · · Score: 1

      As much as I dislike (not used to) the Win8 interface, I can't disagree with you more.

      Win3 "FORCED" a new interface onto users. Win95 "FORCED" a new interface onto users. Vista/7 "FORCED" a new interface onto users. Guess what? Did you stay with the old style or adapt? You adapted.

      Like it or not, -everything- will have touch capabilities in the near future. Kudos to MS for trying something different.

      How can you "grow" into a metro-style interface? It's either there or it isn't. If you boot into the Win7 style and make metro an option, no one will do it (not what they are used to blah blah blah - why even code a new OS then anyways). However, if you make metro the default and make the old-style desktop an option, people will have less desire/need to go to the desktop. I agree that metro is currently not refined nearly enough but that will change soon enough. And I will say that I believe that metro is refined enough for the majority of users who would not be considered "power users."

    4. Re:I'm part of the problem by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      Works like a charm.

      Not the best thread for this.

    5. Re:I'm part of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. Windows 95 came with the old Program Manger/File Manager (my company put the icons on the desktop to ease the transition).

      Windows 7 wasn't that much of a transition, but you revert to a "classic" setup that's pretty close to Windows 2000.

      Providing an optional Start Menu would have been very much in-line with Microsoft's previous practices.

    6. Re:I'm part of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming Microsoft is part of A SOLUTION, are we?
      A final solution that will benefit WHOM?

    7. Re:I'm part of the problem by xlsior · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest you guys quickly come out with Windows 8.1 and add an option to put the old Win 7 interface on it. In my opinion, Metro feels unrefined, inconsistent and not ready for prime time. Make it an option and all will be forgiven.

      I'm sure that Microsoft's choose to make it mandatory was to force its adoption -- by having it always front and center in-your-face, they're hoping that the end user would start demanding application developers to 'upgrade' to native metro apps as well, since the desktop apps feel disjointed in a metro context. Each app switching from 'legacy' to metro would give Microsoft part of the pie through their app store kick-backs, so it's obvious what MS would get out of it. When they own 90% of the desktop market they have to do -something- else to continue to grow their revenues.

      At the same time, they see apple's record profits and 30% cut of everything that happens on their platform, and are starting to drool at the thought of having that piece of the pie as well. Metro is MS's attempt of recreating the Apple app-store ecosystem, and leveraging their OS monopoly in doing so. Except it looks like they've bitten of a little more than they can chew at the moment, looking at the overwhelming user backlash. And even if some users do like it, it really does hurt them that it's so unpopular among techies, since THOSE are the people giving purchase advice to their less-technical friends and family members.

      And in the end, it's suffering from the same problem that Microsoft's other "our way or the highway" decisions have gone over: for example, when vista first implemented UAC, Microsoft purposely made it very restrictive in order to try to have the application developers forced to update their apps to play 'nice' under windows because the users were supposed to keep pressuring them to fix their stuff so the nag screens would go away. Instead, people got annoyed with UAC itself and just turned off the damn thing altogether, thereby completely defeating the purpose.

      But anyway, MS is pretty much stuck here. If they made Metro completely optional, it would just have turned it into another framework like silverlight: some nice features in theory, but no one would care, and generally ignored.

    8. Re:I'm part of the problem by Torodung · · Score: 1

      Ive been telling people for years that I dont do windows. Works like a charm.

      Charms(TM) are a registered patent of Microsoft, Inc. Choose your words carefully.

    9. Re:I'm part of the problem by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Life is better for me, and it sucks for you.

      Not sure if you seen how much MS is worth these days, but I'd hazard a guess that it sucks more to be you than them right now.

    10. Re:I'm part of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd suggest you guys quickly come out with Windows 8.1 and add an option to put the old Win 7 interface on it. In my opinion, Metro feels unrefined, inconsistent and not ready for prime time. Make it an option and all will be forgiven.

      I hate to give free marketing advice to MSFT especially, but... I'd call it Windows 8.7.

    11. Re:I'm part of the problem by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Win95 was really the only transition here that was somewhat dramatic - it was a fairly large change from 3.1. The rest have been basically changing window themes and such, but other than finding a few config items anybody familiar with 95 could pick up win7 and launch programs and such without much trouble. The ribbon was a bigger change, but that wasn't at the OS level.

      Win8 is a much larger change. Frankly, even change aside it seems like two OSes bolted into one with the whole metro-vs-desktop thing. It just doesn't feel cohesive, and metro doesn't really seem like something I'd even want to use. So, it is a big change, and a bad one at that.

  25. Re:I like Windows 8 by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's just so painful to flip back and forth between the classic desktop and Modern UI.

    Also, the integration is half-baked: you have two Control Panels, two places to pin apps (taskbar and start screen), two Internet Explorers, and it ships with a mishmash of desktop/modern apps. It just feels more like running two virtual machines instead of one OS.

    The live tiles are a fun toy to watch social media, that's all there is for me.

  26. Blame by Tx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The telling thing about Windows 8 is that even the most rabidly pro-Microsoft people, when you look at their comments on Windows 8 as a desktop OS, they're basically saying "You can ignore Metro, and it's almost as good as Windows 7". I really haven't seen anybody try to claim that Windows 8 is a step forward over Windows 7 on the desktop. Since it was pretty obvious the Suface RT and it's expensive RT friends were going to be pretty niche, and not trouble the mainstream, affordable tablet market, it's a lose on the desktop and a lose on tablets, so I don't see how Microsoft can blame anyone but itself.

    " By using its desktop operating system franchise as a lever, Microsoft will be able to enter the lower-specification end of the laptop market with a cost advantage which make make life difficult for former partners such as HP and Dell."

    Yes, Microsoft won't have to pay for a Windows license. However since the Surface RT with keyboard is already more expensive than a low-end Ultrabook, and Microsoft will have to either keep a decent price differential between the RT and Pro, or withdraw the Surface RT from the market, I don't expect that the Surface Pro is going to be keenly priced enough to worry anybody. It will be priced up there with the mid-range 13" ultrabooks, but with worse battery life and a screen that's too small if you plan to use it primarily in laptop mode, it will be a niche purchase.

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    1. Re:Blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The task manager and file copy capability are better in 8. Copying/Moving groups of large files was completely broken in 7, and required a 3rd party app to complete the copy/move.

      That said, large file copies across a network are still somewhat unreliable and can hang the copy dialog in Win 8.

      Metro IS to be ignored. I hope they fire Ballmer and drop Metro in Windows 9.

    2. Re:Blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ballmer should steal that and use it as a marketing slogan:

      "Windows 8. It's almost as good as Windows 7."

    3. Re:Blame by guitardood · · Score: 2

      Glad they made it easier to copy my personal files to an external drive so I can then reformat and install Ubuntu or OS-X (hackintosh).

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    4. Re:Blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really haven't seen anybody try to claim that Windows 8 is a step forward over Windows 7 on the desktop.

      You're not looking very hard. Try the ARS Technica comments below the articles. They're almost as bad as Apple fans.

    5. Re:Blame by warrigal · · Score: 1

      Yes, Microsoft won't have to pay for a Windows license.
      Perhaps, but every one they give away with their "loss-leader" Surface is one not bought by an OEM.
      Each Surface sold by MS represents not only a financial loss but a weakening of their vital Windows ecosystem.
      Buying a market (EG XBOX) away from competitors might be smart, but buying one (EG ZUNE) away from the people who buy your product isn't.

    6. Re:Blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel they've already hurt their Surface brand. To consumers Windows = Win32 and tablets = good enough. They should never have released Surface RT or Surface Pro and instead released one model based around Intel's Clovertrail SoC Atom Z2760 and made it available at all retailers. As it is, Surface is already in need of damage control.

  27. The empire strikes back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft is planning to strike back ... with Surface Pro ... shorter battery life ... much heavier ..."

    Yeah! That'll show 'em!

  28. Wide screens are for side-by-side windows by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    apps are always full screen, which is usually what you want

    Even if it's what you want, it isn't what I want, or what people who use a computer to do actual work want. I bought a 1920x1080 pixel monitor for my desktop PC so that I could view two 960px wide windows side by side using the Snap feature of Windows 7. Even my laptop with its 1024x600 pixel screen is wide enough for two 80-column windows (a source code editor and an output terminal).

    1. Re:Wide screens are for side-by-side windows by tomboy17 · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 still supports the snappy window mode in the old-style desktop, and it has a way to look at two "apps" side-by-side in the new-world desktop (metro or whatever).

      The only obvious problem I've seen is that if you like your browser in the new-world mode, they don't seem set up to let you have *two* browser instances side-by-side, which is obnoxious. You could just go use your browser in the old-world desktop mode, but then you lose all the elegance of the full-screen task-bar-less experience.

      As to real coding work -- just use emacs fullscreen and divide your window as many times as you like, all from the keyboard. Why would you bother dragging windows around when you've got buffers!

    2. Re:Wide screens are for side-by-side windows by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      But what you're suggesting is just a bunch of one-size-fits-all solutions that are inevitably gonna alienate many users because the available options are so limited.... What about if I need a third window open? Or a fourth? Say I need to browse documentation, or crunch numbers on a calculator, or to keep my Pidgin windows open? And I honestly hate having to switch windows, mind you. It consumes mental resources, takes time, disrupts workflow, etc - even flicking my eyeballs to another portion of the screen bothers me, but that's about as fast and undisruptive as you can get, so that's what I do. I keep everything visible and I want to be able to arrange it the way I like, not how the UI developers deem is appropriate for a profitable-enough ~75% of users.

      I for one am never gonna stray from my traditional panel + windowed DE. It works because its powerful enough to allow any user to adapt it however he/she wishes, no matter their competency level. What tablet-style interfaces have accomplished is a limited subset, creating a far less powerful and userful interface. One or two running applications may be sufficient for some number of users (and I use the same interface myself at times), but why would you take away a paradigm that does so much more and doesn't cause any harm on top?

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    3. Re:Wide screens are for side-by-side windows by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      ... you lose all the elegance of the full-screen task-bar-less experience.

      I believe the customary meme to invoke here would be, and nothing of value was lost.

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    4. Re:Wide screens are for side-by-side windows by tomboy17 · · Score: 1

      .... What about if I need a third window open? Or a fourth? Say I need to browse documentation, or crunch numbers on a calculator, or to keep my Pidgin windows open? And I honestly hate having to switch windows, mind you.

      To be fair, the windows folks have left the traditional interface there, so you can have windows spread out in the traditional desktop if you want. But I think folks are right that this is ultimately destined to be a "second-class" interface. What gnome-shell did, where they totally killed the traditional gnome, was more intellectually honest.

      One or two running applications may be sufficient for some number of users (and I use the same interface myself at times), but why would you take away a paradigm that does so much more and doesn't cause any harm on top?

      Well, the traditional interface *does* cause harm. The main complaint I (and many others) had about traditional Windows was that it was constantly interrupting you. Something would flash on the panel, or a window would pop-up with a complaint (from a website, from an OS update, from an IM, what have you). The whole thing seemed designed to constantly remove you from control.

      What I think both gnome-shell and the metro interface attempt to do is put the task you're involved in at the center of the experience.

      I won't make any claim that it's a step up or that it will succeed in the corporate world. But you have to recognize that there are trade-offs, and that you do gain something by moving away from the traditional DE to the new "Metro" one.

    5. Re:Wide screens are for side-by-side windows by elashish14 · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the windows folks have left the traditional interface there, so you can have windows spread out in the traditional desktop if you want. But I think folks are right that this is ultimately destined to be a "second-class" interface. What gnome-shell did, where they totally killed the traditional gnome, was more intellectually honest.

      Yes, but the way MS has presented Windows 8, it seems that they treat the traditional desktop as the second-class interface, not the other way around. Let's not forget, the traditional desktop was what literally created the computer industry, and has been carrying it strong since the 90s. While tablets could possibly do the same (I certainly hope that they don't), all these new interfaces are clearly change for the sake of changeon top of something that already works great. And yes, there's always the pushing-the-envelope risk/reward style of finding something new, but you don't put all your eggs in one basket, and that's essentially what MS has done, at least for this round.

      Well, the traditional interface *does* cause harm. The main complaint I (and many others) had about traditional Windows was that it was constantly interrupting you. Something would flash on the panel, or a window would pop-up with a complaint (from a website, from an OS update, from an IM, what have you). The whole thing seemed designed to constantly remove you from control.

      These are defects of the said Windows components. If you don't want a panel that enables flashing items, they panel should provide a means to disable that. Ditto for pop-ups. Compiz and KWin for example provide focus-stealing customization settings (which I don't often use, but I imagine they serve the task you seek). But nevertheless, there are good reasons for alerts and notifications. If a window needs to alert you that the self-destruct button has been pressed, then there should be a means for doing that. Of course application programmers abuse these utilities, but again, when they become too intrusive, there should be ways for dealing with them.

      And as another point, I've noticed that my Android phone also has the same sorts of notifications. If you get an SMS, the notification bar at the top tells you. When alarms go off, you get a notification (and I believe it takes over as the main activity). In other words, the same features are there (perhaps they are less intrusive) on both interfaces, but just in different styles.

      What I think both gnome-shell and the metro interface attempt to do is put the task you're involved in at the center of the experience.

      This is fine if it's appropriate for the task and the hardware, but I don't believe computers fit that bill. And I don't think you should have to jump through hoops to access it in the way that MS has forced. The fact that MS hasn't provided a means to disable Metro as the user's option indicates beyond any doubt that they're putting their efforts in pushing their UI over the users' preferences.

      I won't make any claim that it's a step up or that it will succeed in the corporate world. But you have to recognize that there are trade-offs, and that you do gain something by moving away from the traditional DE to the new "Metro" one.

      Perhaps we will have to agree to disagree here, but I'm of the opinion that the Metro UI is entirely a more limited subset of the traditional desktop interface, and that any of the benefits that the tablet UIs might provide could also be accomplished in the desktop paradigm, and in a more fuctional manner. And as a general comment, I would also argue that UI providers should provide a set of defaults that are reasonable for all users, but they should also provide a means to adapt it to their needs and preferences.

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  29. I'm waiting for Windows 9 by Spacejock · · Score: 1

    And I don't want a bloody touchscreen, either on my laptop OR my desktop, thanks very much.

    1. Re:I'm waiting for Windows 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo!

      We need to start making and wearing t-shirts that say, "Windows 9 can't get here soon enough."

      I predict that Win8 will continue to be a millstone around the neck of MS and the HW companies and generate huge volumes of complaints from business customers until MS capitulates and fairly quickly (for them) brings out Win9 that undoes some/most/all of the horrors of Win8. In other words, Win8 will be Vistaed/MEd, Bobbed.

    2. Re:I'm waiting for Windows 9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS X is already here bro. Stop being cheap and get a Mac... unless you're some kind of childish gamer, in which case, get a Mac and a Playstation.

  30. The premise is the news! by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 fails. Sez M$.

    1. Re:The premise is the news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. Until recently they kept trolling us with how exceptionally well Win 8 was doing compared to previous products.

  31. Warning : incoming chair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, Ballmer must be getting more pissed off by the month, he might actually explode in to chairs at this rate.

  32. If Windows 8 is a failure, strange to blame them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Register tells us that Microsoft has begun squabbling with PC manufacturers over the reasons behind the failure of Windows 8."

    I'm sure there's lots of reasons. But last I checked, Windows 8 has only one manufacturer.

    I wasn't even aware that it was officially acknowledged as a "failure" any more than, say, Windows Vista was.

  33. Microsoft right to do so by elabs · · Score: 1

    A PC is half software and half hardware. OEMs need to make hardware that people want to own. At work many people request a mac, then wipe it and put Windows on it (or run Parallels). They want the nice hardware but they want the Windows 8 OS. They don't want some piece of plastic.

    1. Re:Microsoft right to do so by nabsltd · · Score: 2

      At work many people request a mac, then wipe it and put Windows on it (or run Parallels). They want the nice hardware but they want the Windows 8 OS. They don't want some piece of plastic.

      Even if you are talking about laptops (where not being "plastic" has some importance), you have some insane management at your work if they are willing to pay 2-3x for hardware that has no official support for Windows 8 drivers.

  34. This is something to worry about by linebackn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you have big investments in Microsoft or Microsoft products, you should be worried. The inability to recognize their failure means they will keep trying to ram themselves in to the ground.

    This reminds me so much of the 98 Internet Explorer "Integration" fiasco. You WILL install it and you WILL use it regardless if you want it or not. The only reason they did it was to crush their competitor. But eventually they realized that even this was a mistake and somewhat backed down from it.

    They even canned Microsoft BOB fairly quickly, and you don't see much of Clippy any more either.

    But if they really don't realize they made a mistake here, then you will see no improvements in Windows 9/10/11 etc and further product degradation in to an even worse mess of useless crap.

    1. Re:This is something to worry about by Imbrondir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IE fiasco? Are you talking about the same "fiasco" where IE ended up with around 95% marketshare? Sounds like a raging success to me. Where they might've learned that heavy handing stuff down consumers throats are something MS are big enough to do. It's good to see that they can't always do that.

    2. Re:This is something to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't just realize it was a mistake, it was part of their settlement with the DOJ.

    3. Re:This is something to worry about by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      IE fiasco? Are you talking about the same "fiasco" where IE ended up with around 95% marketshare? Sounds like a raging success to me.

      The same fiasco where, absent George W. Bush beating Al Gore (a result that would almost certainly have gone the other way if Ralph Nader had not been on the ballot in Florida and taken 3% of the vote) and changing the direction of the Justice Department, MS winds up as two companies -- an OS company and an application company, forbidden from cooperating. A business strategy that comes within an eyelash of getting your company broken up by the anti-trust people is a fiasco for management, at least IMO.

    4. Re:This is something to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only from MS' perspective. From the user's and Webdev's point of view it defenitely was a fiasco

    5. Re:This is something to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, can you imagine how much better life would be if Gore had won....Reagan was bad but Bush fucking finished us off man.

    6. Re:This is something to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me so much of the 98 Internet Explorer "Integration" fiasco. You WILL install it and you WILL use it regardless if you want it or not.

      How, exactly, did MS force people to use IE?

    7. Re:This is something to worry about by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      IE won because it was a much better browser at the time than Netscape or even early Mozilla. Firefix 1.5 is what finally beat IE 6 in standards compliance after all the quirks and rendering issues of Netscape were removed. If you can believe anything was worse than IE 6 it was Netscape.

      I used to have a funny link from 2004 where they were chanting "Die netscape DIE. Time to get with the times etc".

      Sure it was included with Windows too. The consumer wanted a quick web experience with there dialup lines and early IE fit the bill better.

      Consumers likewise chose Windows 7 or XP unless they machine broke down and they need something NOW to get work done.

    8. Re:This is something to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE never had 95% market share. Windows itself does not have a 95% market share, and only windows can run IE. People with mac, linux, bsd or android can't use IE, and they are more than 5% of computer users. And then some windows people use firefox, opera and other browsers...

    9. Re:This is something to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fiasco where it *was* at 95% marketshare, and then lost it. And that's with IE being the default browser on the most popular operating system.

      It would be kind of like Apple owning most of the mp3 market and then losing it to the Zune.

    10. Re:This is something to worry about by Gimric · · Score: 1

      IE fiasco? Are you talking about the same "fiasco" where IE ended up with around 95% marketshare? Sounds like a raging success to me. Where they might've learned that heavy handing stuff down consumers throats are something MS are big enough to do. It's good to see that they can't always do that.

      Maybe he is talking about the IE "fiasco" where they needlessly tried to integrate IE with Windows in order to (successfully) drive Netscape out of the browser business, bring down a decade of antitrust heat on themselves and very nearly getting Microsoft broken up into three separate companies by the Department of Justice? Or is that your definition of a "raging success"?

    11. Re:This is something to worry about by Imbrondir · · Score: 1

      Whether it is was worth the trouble business wise is another question imho. The anti trust stuff was really bad for MS, but on the other hand what got them there was an utterly complete victory. If the same happened within mobile, I'd see the government involvement as a luxury problem.

    12. Re:This is something to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you could stop the installation part-way and have Windows 98 without IE. IIRC the screen said "Collecting more information about your PC" for quite a few seconds while expanding the compressed IE install files. Or was that Windows 95 ?

      I don't suppose there will be a similar hack to lose Metro ?

    13. Re:This is something to worry about by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If you want a tablet you can meaningfully work it, Win8 (or, rather, WinRT) is still a win, due to Office (and a few other niceties, like a fully accessible filesystem with file browser - though Android also has that). There are some other nice things, there, like many USB devices just working when you attach them - including things like NTFS-formatted hard drives or printers, which few if any Android devices do, not to mention iPad.

      The question, rather, is how many people want to do that kind of stuff on a tablet. The bet with Surface was that, if you can provide something that's 10% heavier/bulkier than iPad, yet lets you do 90% of what you do on a laptop (for a typical consumer, of course, not a typical /. hacker), people would see it as a very nice compromise. Looks like they didn't.

    14. Re:This is something to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just think about what Palin has in store for you... :)

  35. Build HW products like Apple, but with Windows 8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Abandon the low-end? Yeah, right. Thanks for the advice, Microsoft, but your cut is the same whether the hardware manufacturers sell cheap laptops or higher-end ones, so I think the response from them would be something like "Shut up and take our money."

  36. Re:This is good news. Because: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be awesome.

  37. It's simple, really. by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's simple really. Consumers are moving towards tablet like devices. Businesses are sticking with traditional desktop/laptop. Windows 8 targets tablet like devices, which could be good for consumers, but that isn't where most desktop/laptop sales are occuring, which is the business market. Desktop/laptop sales in the consumer market are are very price conscious. Desktop/laptop sales in the business market are directed at productivity, which equate to lowering costs of duing business.

    Windows 8 may be the next best thing since sliced bread as a technology (although I doubt that). However, it appears that it misses the mark in both the consumer and business markets for traditional desktop/laptop computing. Maybe Microsoft needs to go back and take a Marketing 101 course or two, because Microsoft has nobody to blame but themself. The hardware manufacturers are producing what the market will buy. It is simple supply and demand and there isn't a lot of demand for Windows 8.

    1. Re:It's simple, really. by jafac · · Score: 1

      nope.

      Tablets are a fad.

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    2. Re:It's simple, really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. The tablet phase is quickly losing it's market share over more powerful smart phones and people are sticking with their old computers or desktops because the economy is in the crapper.

      You can't really do as much on a tablet as you can on a laptop or desktop. Unless you only want to surf the web with wireless wifi connection or play angry birds, they kinda suck, actually. Try typing out your thesis on a soft-keyboard. Not so much.

    3. Re:It's simple, really. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. In the enterprise I think that tablets are more popular than warranted just due to the coolness factor - decision makers love them. Actually, I think tablets are great for decision makers - they're consumers of information and tablets excel at consumption. The problem is that the decision makers assume that what works for them will work for those who report to them, and those people tend to be content creators, and tablets aren't all that great for content creation.

      I think tablets will take off in the enterprise in a few niches where they work really well, and for senior leaders. Otherwise, I think that the hype is already starting to pass. Sure, people are happy to have them as a second computer, but how many businesses want to buy two computers for every employee? When ordinary laptops start getting old employees will ask to replace them with new laptops.

      The reason tablets are growing is because they are a growth market. Nobody will buy one more laptop unless their old one dies - they will buy an extra tablet on top though...

  38. Win8 drove me to Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After 20 years of MS dev (C++ MFC, ATL, DirectX / C# NET), Win8 screwup has driven me to Ubuntu.

    Say what you want about Sinofsky, he did manage to kill Windows on time!
    They haven't blamed the consumers ... yet.

    1. Re:Win8 drove me to Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have just pressed Win+D and avoid all the nightmares you'll have with Linux on the desktop.

      -- Linux user since 1997

  39. Waste of money by linebackn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Touch is a nice extra, but as the main input for a system that needs to be productive it doesn't justify the costs.

    And that is the big problem with touch. It is a waste of money. Why should I spend extra on a desktop monitor or laptop that has touch? I have no use for it, and it does not help get work done any faster/easier. It even gets nasty when finger prints are all over it! It looks cool? So what? The economy is still in the shitter and most people have to watch every dollar they spend.

    1. Re:Waste of money by Eirenarch · · Score: 0

      Would you rather buy an ultrabook/laptop without trackpad to save money? Because given the choice I would rather use a laptop without trackpad than one without touch screen. Of course I did not know that until I got one with touch screen.

    2. Re:Waste of money by t0rkm3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, I would love to be able to buy a laptop without a trackpad or a touchscreen. I disable the trackpad immediately upon boot on ASUS and HP laptops currently, if I could buy them without it would save me space and money. If I want a mouse, I will attach a little portable or use a bluetooth mouse.

    3. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Trackpad? I have never been able to use them. It seems like they are an endless frustration of move finger, hit corner of trackpad, lift finger, reposition, try again. Then, when typing, the trackpads always get activated somehow and click on things. I turn the trackpad off in the bios as soon as possible and use the track point (on Lenovo notebooks). That at least is easy to use and works. I have never figured out why some people can use that trackpad thing fine and I am (apparently) too stupid or clumsy to use it.

    4. Re:Waste of money by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 0

      trackPadDisablers++;

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    5. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tap to click is an abomination, and should be turned off immediately.

    6. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Try an Apple trackpad sometime ... surprisingly it works great. (although I still prefer the clit) Death to Synaptics.

    7. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, when typing, the trackpads always get activated somehow and click on things. I turn the trackpad off in the bios as soon as possible and use the track point (on Lenovo notebooks).

      I have never (ever) accidentally clicked on something and have trouble understanding the craptacular hand positioning used by people who accidentally touch the touchpad while typing. I can only physically touch the pad with my thumbs when my hands are in typing position, and even that requires intentional effort.

    8. Re:Waste of money by Cinder6 · · Score: 2

      Trackpad? I have never been able to use them. It seems like they are an endless frustration of move finger, hit corner of trackpad, lift finger, reposition, try again.

      To be fair, that's basically how a mouse works. Move mouse, hit corner of mousepad, lift mouse, reposition, try again. Yeah, you can keep going off the mousepad in most cases these days, but I don't think I've ever done that. Besides not liking the tactile difference, it's not particularly comfortable to have your arm fully extended across the desk.

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    9. Re:Waste of money by cynyr · · Score: 1

      I haven't used a mousepad since I went to optical mice some 10+ years ago. My whole desk is my mouse pad, and generally that is enough space.

      All trackpads on every laptop i've had have been disabled. The Dell at work, the thinkpads, the Acer's at home, everyone first thing to do is disable the trackpad. This took me 30-45 minutes to figure out how to do on my work Dell, as it was missing the Alps software.

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    10. Re:Waste of money by karnal · · Score: 2

      Dell on their E6400 laptops threw me into a fit. They put the trackpad right by the spacebar; so every now and again my mouse would either fly across the screen - or more annoyingly, select some text while I was typing and delete it, replacing it with my typing.

      This is fixed on their E6420 series, when I type the trackpad is disabled for the duration of typing plus about half a second. It's just enough to where I haven't been forced to actually disable the trackpad in software on this one.

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    11. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a bluetooth mouse for my laptop, but I never use it...because the trackpad on the MacBook Pro is just awesome. I use a Microsoft mouse on my Linux desktop, though...

    12. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were really that great more gamers would be using it for FPS or RTS games.

    13. Re:Waste of money by tycoex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not if you use a trackball, which works incredibly well with a laptop in my experience :)

    14. Re:Waste of money by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Mouse pad? Still using a ball? What do you need traction for? Is your desktop forest green?

    15. Re:Waste of money by RobbieThe1st · · Score: 1

      I've found the same thing - TrackPoint/clit mice are great. Touchpads are not.
      That being said, I find the scrolling feature of my touchpad to be far nicer than using the middle button on my TrackPoint to scroll.
      Actually, that sort of kinetic scrolling is quite nice, and is the one redeeming thing about touchscreens.

    16. Re:Waste of money by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Different input devices have different pros and cons. The trackball is absolutely at it's best for playing Missile Command. It's good for operating menus and clicking buttons on screen. For drag and drop it's worse than a mouse. And for drawing-like tasks it's lots worse than a mouse (and a mouse is bad enough).
      For those things that it's good at, trackballs help reduce RSI.

    17. Re:Waste of money by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      The only trackpad I've been able to use efficiently is the trackpad on the MacBook. On Windows laptops, the trackpads I have used have been universally useless. Too small and they have those stupid little buttons. The trackpad on the ChromeBook seemed pretty good mainly because it's a decent copy of the the MacBook trackpad.

    18. Re:Waste of money by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I use a mouse pad because it has a wrist support built-in. It also allows the mouse to move smoothly without slipping or moving when I don't want it to move.

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    19. Re:Waste of money by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Would you rather buy an ultrabook/laptop without trackpad to save money?

      Yes. Emphatically yes, and I'd even pay a bit extra to avoid the things.

      I disabled the trackpad on every laptop I've had which was handicapped with one. They are an ill-conceived nuisance which prevent natural positioning of the hands and lead to unexpected and unintended mouse movement. On ThinkPads, the keyboard clit works quite well, but on other brands it's generally a disappointment (and hence usually gets disabled also). Since work lumbers us with Dell laptops which have a rotten keyboard clit and an abominable trackpad, I carry a small wireless mouse and have a wireless receiver permanently in one of its USB ports. Even if there are no usable level surfaces around, it's still far better than any trackpad.

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    20. Re:Waste of money by ZombieThoughts · · Score: 1

      Glass desktop.
      Any kind of shiny desktop.
      Non smooth surfaced desktop.

      Don't tell me to buy an expensive mouse that works with reflective surfaces either.

    21. Re:Waste of money by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Most trackpads on commodity grade PCs are garbage. Apple track pads are pretty good but I prefer a connected mouse. There are a few gestures that only work with a trackpad, so it's nice to have the trackpad available (sort of a two-handed approach).

    22. Re:Waste of money by siride · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you have no mouse acceleration and minimal sensitivity. I don't think I ever have to reposition my mouse.

    23. Re:Waste of money by gmack · · Score: 1

      I had the accidental click problem but I fixed it on Linux by running an app to disable the trackpad while I am typing. I set mine to disable the trackpad for 1 second after any key press and I've eliminated accidental trackpad clicks entirely.

    24. Re:Waste of money by Eirenarch · · Score: 1

      Strange. For work I wouldn't even use the laptop itself. I usually have my laptop attached to monitor, mouse and keyboard when working on a desk and I wouldn't settle for less. However there are these times that I use the laptop/ultrabook not on a desk. Mostly in the evening on the couch but sometimes when I travel or in a conference. When used in this way I have no place to put a mouse so trackpad is the solution but touch is so much better.

    25. Re:Waste of money by Eirenarch · · Score: 1

      So how do you use this mouse when lying on a couch with laptop in your lap? Or on the bus/train/plane? Or on a conference? Because when working on a desk I always attach normal monitor, mouse and keyboard to my ultrabook and will not settle for less. Places where I can use a mouse are places where I only use the internals of the ultrabook anyway and for all the other uses touch is just great.

    26. Re:Waste of money by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      That have a similar free app that will disable the touchpad while typing in Windows called TouchpadPal.

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    27. Re:Waste of money by smash · · Score: 1

      If you buy a trackpad that isn't garbage, they work pretty well. I feel no desire to carry a mouse with me for my Mac, and HATED trackpads with a passion until i switched. PC vendors need to get with the program, and spend the extra 15 cents apple does on whatever magic stuff they have in their trackpad (be it software, hardware or whatever).

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    28. Re:Waste of money by smash · · Score: 1

      I say this genuinely - go to the apple store and try one on a Macbook and be enlightened. This is how trackpads are supposed to work - the brain damage you get with PC trackpads just doesn't HAVE to be that way. Unfortunately, until you've used one that works, you don't understand. I used to be in the same camp and hated them since they came out, until I tried one with my mac. Now it is my preferred input device, unless I am gaming or drawing.

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    29. Re:Waste of money by EETech1 · · Score: 1

      I found I had to learn how to use them as I end up fixing lots of laptops that have nothing but a touchpad because the people coming to me for help with their computer are smart enough to get the hang of theirs.

      One thing I think helps a lot is spend 5 minutes with the settings window open, and try to make a move that you feel should get a certain response from the touchpad, and adjust it to get a result that is close to what you feel it should do. Start with the small movements and set the sensitivity to make those come out, then use acceleration to get you to menus and icons on various points around the screen.

      Once you get the hang of one (which setting it to yourself helps) adapting to someone else's is not too hard.

      I'll still take a Thinkpad clit over anything else though!

    30. Re:Waste of money by smash · · Score: 1

      Dells are notorious for it. I'm not sure i'm even touching the trackpad when it happens, I think there is something so broken in their hardware or software that it's possible even vibrations from typing on the keyboard are setting it off.

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    31. Re:Waste of money by smash · · Score: 2

      I use a mouse pad because the teflon feet on the mouse glide over it better than my table, and i have actually scuffed the surface of a desk up before with a mouse.

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    32. Re:Waste of money by smash · · Score: 1

      This. Trackpads don't have to be garbage. I highly recommend everyone try a Mac trackpad, see how they are supposed to work, and stop accepting the absolute fucking garbage being put out by PC laptop vendors.

      Whether you are an Apple person or not, you are missing out on what a trackpad should be if you haven't tried a mac trackpad.

      It's one of the major, major reasons I am happy to pay the apple tax. A trackpad that works means i don't need a mouse carted around and a surface to use it on to use my laptop efficiently.

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    33. Re:Waste of money by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      As someone who hates trackpads with a passion, I'm glad somebody got up-voted for mentioning trackballs.

    34. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not worry: All of you will use touch in the future. Another option is to buy back the machines you sent to developing nations in the nineties.

    35. Re:Waste of money by sl149q · · Score: 1

      you didn't think you needed touch. But now that Win8 requires touch that means that YES you DO need touch :-)

      Or just stay with Win 7 for now... Or install Linux Mint. Or buy a MacBook. Or maybe just a pad.

    36. Re:Waste of money by sl149q · · Score: 1

      Ditto to this.. can't stand trackpads...

      The only problem is I keep loosing the ridiculously small USB dongles they know have.

      The last generation of Logitech wireless allowed you to store the dongle in the mouse. The new ones with the small dongles don't. They expect you to leave it plugged into your laptop. Since I have several and move them around it was a pain. Then Costco had a sale a few months ago. $14.50 for the low end Logitech wireless. Bought 4... now the only problem is remembering which mouse goes with with laptop / netbook / test system...

    37. Re:Waste of money by adolf · · Score: 1

      This is fixed on their E6420 series, when I type the trackpad is disabled for the duration of typing plus about half a second. It's just enough to where I haven't been forced to actually disable the trackpad in software on this one.

      This has been a software-adjustable feature for eons: I remember tweaking just such an option in the late 90s on a Chicony-made P233 laptop running some non-NT incarnation of Windows.

      Where have you been?

    38. Re:Waste of money by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      I just wish Logitech would stop discontinuing their best trackballs. If it's the most functional thing Logitech sells in its trackball line, you can guarantee it'll be gone in a couple years.

    39. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could use a real solution and disable tapping or adjust palmcheck sensitivity in the Synaptics touchpad configuration.

    40. Re:Waste of money by karnal · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone have to be a dick? Seriously? I mention something I noticed and adjusted it to suit my needs... besides I didn't SEE that option in the Dell.

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    41. Re:Waste of money by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I'm sure trackpads are dandy if you don't actually have to do much typing. Since I'm a writer and thus do quite a lot of typing, I prefer not to have a palm rest that's capable of flinging my mouse pointer to random points on the screen whilst I'm trying to do so.

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    42. Re:Waste of money by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Well said Smash. Frankly I'm surprised that more PC makers don't copy it. You don't need to be a fan of OSX to appreciate some of the really clever innovations that Apple has made. The magnetic power cord is really nice as well. I can't tell you how many times that thing has saved me from having it yanked out of my lap in an office or an airport because of someone tripping over the power cord. It just pops out and you plug it back in - brilliant. I've seen the back lit keyboard on a few PC's but not many. Again, another really nice feature.

      Having said that, I'm on record here for criticizing the soldered-to-the-board memory that the new MacBooks have. Absolutely terrible idea. When I buy a laptop I want the ability to upgrade things on it as my needs evolve.

    43. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollox ...
      I can work about as fast with a track pad as a mouse.

      Faster if its on my lap.

    44. Re:Waste of money by adolf · · Score: 1

      besides I didn't SEE that option in the Dell.

      Perhaps you didn't look.

      Seriously. Comparing hardware based on software defaults is like proclaiming that computer A is better than computer B because you like the default desktop image on A better.

      Everyone should know better. Including you.

    45. Re:Waste of money by karnal · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I can't remember if I looked or not. I know I went through settings and so forth, and didn't see an option in the driver for this. So I chose the next best option - to just turn off the trackpad on the E6400.

      I don't typically like trackpads; I was just pointing out that the solution (with defaults no less) provided in the E6420 was better than what I dealt with in the E6400.

      And as far as "Everyone should know better - including you" - well, that's your opinion. I really don't need to defend my status against you or anyone who feels they're better than me just by being snide and aggressive on the internets.

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    46. Re:Waste of money by adolf · · Score: 1

      Ah, but better is a matter of perspective. Try playing a game that combines keypresses with pointer movements on the E6420: You'll fail if it works the way you say it does.

      And, yes, there are some highly generalized things that everybody should know. For example, fire makes heat, heat makes fire, speed kills, water cleanses, water drowns, righty tighty, lefty loosey, apples are apples, oranges are oranges, and software problems are different from hardware problems.

      No, not everything knows this stuff. But everyone should.

      It's not that I think I'm better than you, even though my UID is lower than yours. It's just that you really should know better than to conflate hardware and software issues.

      Everyone should.

    47. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey instead of touch how about actually talking to a machine and have it understand you. Kills the smudge issue and is sort of already out there anyway. improve it.

    48. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen brother!

    49. Re:Waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate trackpads on laptops myself... Awkward things that don't work very well with palm detection on any model laptop... Every laptop I have ever owned the trackpad gets disabled and I use an external... I think anyone that uses their laptop for more than facebook has an external mouse connected to it... I completely agree.. Manufacturers should make having the track pad optional.. that would be enough for me to buy your laptop if it was an option.. ***HINT***

    50. Re:Waste of money by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Mostly?

      I don't use a mouse. I will usually install a plugin that allows browser use without a mouse and the keyboard is my friend.

      I really don't use a mouse that often, and I do >10hrs daily of computer based work/study. It takes some adaptation, especially since everybody else pushed the mouse for even simple tasks (like word selection).

      I certainly understand that I am in the minority... but I can dream, can't I?

    51. Re:Waste of money by Gen_Music · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... if this is unanimously agreed between slashdotters, then why is Microsoft universally chastised on slashdot for trying to create an alternative to the 'touchpad only' situation you face by having your laptop on your lap in a place where a mouse isn't practical... like a bed or something.

  40. dear microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when you point your finger at pc makers.... three fingers are pointing right back at you.

    it's your own fucking fault that windows 8 sucks. the whole project should've been.....

    captcha: aborted

  41. Re:I like Windows 8 by KiloByte · · Score: 3

    Please don't use the word "Modern". It's an intentional trick to sow confusion, akin to "Office Open XML" when their biggest competitor was OpenOffice. We need a proper name, and with the lack of something official, "Metro" is the best candidate (as it was official).

    This is Microsoft, remember that they act opposite to Hanlon's razor.

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  42. Blame Canada by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    We must blame them and cause a fuss
    Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

  43. "which make make life difficult" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh rly?

  44. Re:If Windows 8 is a failure, strange to blame the by luther349 · · Score: 1

    i think it has more to do with windows 8 machines shipping with broken drivers and some that are touch screen the touch lacks the driver and does not work had a buddy literary take back 3 laptops each one had some sort of out of the box driver issue. and of course the os its self is just a pile of garbage i had him go get a system 76 Ubuntu pc and after ripping out unity or xfce hes happy with it and everything works.

  45. Good they've officially admitted Windows 8 failed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Good they've officially admitted Windows 8 failed.

  46. "Consumption" devices hinder upward mobility by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Calling viewing works created by others "consumption" makes me think of tuberculosis. Anyway:

    Consider three kinds of users: people who only view works, hobbyists who create works, and professionals who create works for a living. A dichotomy between devices for viewing works created by others and devices for creating works makes it harder for people to start creating for at least three reasons:

    Having to re-buy If a viewer device is not suitable for creating, then someone who wants to step up from viewing to creating will have to buy a separate device. Lack of economies of scale Because fewer people will be buying devices capable of creating, they won't be able to take advantage of the intense price competition in viewer devices, causing a general-purpose device to climb far out of the price range of a Christmas present or something on which to spend an income tax refund. Gatekeepers Finally, once the sticker shock has scared away most hobbyists, certain gatekeeper entities will gain control over who is and isn't allowed to possess a device for creating. This gatekeeping has been seen since the mid-1980s in the video game market, with a dichotomy between "retail consoles" for home use and "devkits" for use only by professionals who have already proven their "relevant video game industry experience" and "financial stability" by moving to Austin, Boston, or Seattle for an apprenticeship of several years. Initially, this was needed to reassure brick-and-mortar retailers of the value of inventory and shelf space in the wake of a 1984 recession in the North American video game market, but as I wrote elsewhere, the constraints of retail aren't so important since the fourth quarter of 2006.

    Each of these three hurdles deters people from creating as a hobby in the first place, which tends to turn people into "sheep that passively graze on what others make available to them," as free software advocate Richard Stallman put it when he decried the word "consumer".

    [Devices for creating works] usually need a full complement of input devices, a full keyboard, a good mouse, larger the screen it is better. But [viewing them] does not need all these user input devices. Oftentimes, a tap, a touch, a click is all that is required to passively consume content. Ch+ , Ch-, Vol+ and Vol- buttons cover 99% of the usage in a TV remote!

    If a viewer device isn't artificially restricted, it's a doddle to upgrade the latter into the former by buying a $15 keyboard and a $15 mouse. But if market-segmenting cryptography is in play, people who want to step up from viewing to creating might not be able to afford dropping $700 on a Mac.

    Microsoft first missed the boat in creating a simpler device for [viewing].

    Then what's the Xbox 360 console? In countries where the law allows, Microsoft even established a public "Indie Games" route to market using the XNA framework so that anyone with a $300 PC can create games for the platform.

    1. Re:"Consumption" devices hinder upward mobility by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      This is not new. For 2 million years Homo sapiens made stone tools, each for him/herself. Probably 75000 years ago, tool makers started making just tools and started trading the tools for other necessities. This is probably one of the "Great Leap Forward", trading/language/tool specialists, one reinforcing the other has taken it this far. The period 1960-1990 was essentially stone age in the computers. 1990-2005 would probably be the period between 75000 years ago till the domestication of plants, animals and the adaptation of sedentism. Post 2005 is probably analogous to societies with trade specialists.

      Yes, in the present situation the barrier to entry for a truly gifted artist is low, but such artists are buried in million other mediocre wannabes and there is no incentive model to discover truly great talent or promote them. yeah, yeah, Democracy is good. But Democracy with Free Market is better. I have lived in both Democracy without free markets (India pre 1990s) and the one with it, (USA pre 2008 oct).

      So it is not very bad. Look, it is better for millions of people who have no talent to stop creating content and reducing the signal-to-noise ratio in the contetnt universe. If someone has talent, free market will find a way for them get the tools they need to produce content. Yes, the people who discover and promote talent will take their cut. It is only fair, they save me so much of time in not having to trudge through millions of youtube videos and garage band submissions. If they take too much of a cut, or if they abuse their gate-keeper status, trust the free market to find cheaper better gate-keepers.

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  47. Windows 8 Sucks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't be that important fact? That people do not like change especially when it comes to computers. A phone redesign is different as long as they can text and make phone calls, but a system like a desktop where they are accustomed to find things exactly where they always were is infuriating. I spend twenty minutes trying to assign the desktop a static IP and I work as network engineer.

  48. PCs with Windows 8-only onboard peripherals by tepples · · Score: 1

    I was in a Staples store a few days ago. When I asked about sticking with Windows 7, a sales associate told me that a lot of other people had asked about downgrading, but several of the laptops on display had no Windows 7 driver for their Wi-Fi chipset, which means no Internet access.

  49. wow by drankr · · Score: 1

    I have lived to see it, the downfall of Microsoft.
    Thanks, Steve.

  50. Also the new CPUs are not any faster! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new CPUs are not faster for what 90% of the users do 90% of the time.

    Now both Intel and AMD are promising another round of chips that aren't any faster.

    They still can't understand why nobody wants to 'upgrade' their system any more.

    Also, 2/3 of the gfx cards should be taken off the market and crushed and fed to the marketing people that keep giving them rip-off renames. The 2nd or 3rd time a person gets burned, they stop buying gfx cards - often abandoning PC gaming entirely.

  51. Windows 8 is a turd by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    Why on Earth would I want to TOUCH a turd?

    Unless Microsoft changes its mind, it looks like the next version (Windows 9 or Windows Blue) is going to have the same interface as Windows 8. They're determined that Metro will the face of Microsoft - and what a butt-ugly face it is!

    1. Re:Windows 8 is a turd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coprophilia?

    2. Re:Windows 8 is a turd by norite · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree. it's so U-G-L-Y! The tiles or icons or whatever....they are flat, over simplistic, have no depth to them, in bright primary colours. It's horrible! and they are rolling out this butt ugly style across all their products...hotmail, xbox, office 2013. It's terrible. I like having a bit of 3D or depth to the icons I click on.

      Plus they've thrown usability out the window with win8. It's pretty piss poor. Hot corners?? W.T.F..... I tried the release previews and the only way I could make win8 vaguely useable was to install classic shell (I even have classic shell installed on a win7 pc coz I didn't like what they did to the start menu - too big and the documents menu has gone). The whole flipping back and forth between the desktop and metro I found to be very jarring and irritating experience....on the desktop pc, why are metro programs fullscreen and bright white? It hurts my eyes. Plus the metro desktop/start screen just shouts bright colours at you.

      Microsoft are trying to be a jack of all trades, but it's failing pretty spectacularly. it seems they have lost the plot and I get the distinct impression that they have no clue as to what they ought to be doing anymore.

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  52. Middle-aged eyes, or farsighted, or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would need an arm extension to touch my screens, as they're a couple of feet away on the desktop (while the mouse is sitting there right next to my keyboard). The monitors got bigger and farther away once I hit low 40's as I got to learn all about bifocals. Those who are farsighted might have known this distance/font size thingie all along.

    Something in my lap I can touch. When it's standing on the table, it's actually harder to navigate the tablet but easier to, say, use it as a video display while I'm working.

  53. The biggest issue by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The biggest issue for me is the whole "full screen only" apps and the context switching issues in Win8... and the waste of screen real estate.

    Sorry, that got a bit "Spanish Inquisition" there...

    Seriously though: whenever I 'let a coworker drive" my pc, they always go to full screen on each program - and since I run multiple 1920x1200 screens, it just drives me BONKERS to see that much screen wastage.

    When I need to go to theirs, its amazing how many folks run their stuff in full screen - I don't know how they manage... it just doesn't work for me.

    Doing developer support means that I often have 3 or 4 copies of visual studio running at once and am switching between them (customer's solution open in one and two or three boilerplates or other projects where I've solved similar problems for others open and copying/pasting or comparing things between them) along with a text editor and maybe two or three different browsers (esp. if I'm testing a web app) all the while with email and IM and phone queue management apps sitting on the side where I can see if they need attention.

    I'm sure Win8 is ok on a touch device or something, but the abysmal handling of context switching is a deal breaker for me on a desktop. Windows 2000 pretty much had the perfect (for me) UI except for a couple of the nice convenience features of Win7 like a New Folder button in explorer by default (Oh how I love thee), and the search built right in.

    I've found taht taking Win7, shrinking the icons a bit, installing UltraMon and using Classic Shell and turning off all that Aero stuff gives me a perfect (for my needs) UI. And I don't mind that it takes a little time to get set up initially. What I care for is that I can hammer it into a great UI for the way I work, MS seems to be taking a "use it our way" mentality with Win8 which is just a giant deal breaker for me. I'm hoping that they'll come to their senses with Win9 and that Win8 is just MS Bob 3.0 (2.0 being Windows ME)

    Hell, I prefer VISTA to Windows 8... seriously that should show how bad 8 is right there.

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    1. Re:The biggest issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use multiple windows on one screen only if I have to see them simultaneously. eMail is asynchronous, so my mail client is on a different virtual desktop. Coming from X, VirtuaWin was a godsend on MS Windows.

    2. Re:The biggest issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft knows more than one thing happening on the screen can only cause confusion, anxiety and anger. Indeed, people should be shown pre-approved slideshows, it will help if they can mash their little baby hands on it to turn it on and off when it gets to be too much, this is what computing should be, it must be.

    3. Re:The biggest issue by xlsior · · Score: 1

      Seriously though: whenever I 'let a coworker drive" my pc, they always go to full screen on each program - and since I run multiple 1920x1200 screens, it just drives me BONKERS to see that much screen wastage.

      I run the majority of programs on my PC full screen, in 1920x1200.

      But the keyword there is MAJORITY. Taking away the ability to run side-by-side AT ALL was still a boneheaded decision.

    4. Re:The biggest issue by jafac · · Score: 1

      I think that a lot of people who are used to working on low-end devices or monitors, (common to smartphones, small portables, tablets, and most laptops) , we're talking 13", 15" tops . . . the people on the luxury-end of the laptop spectrum spring for the 17" monitor. . . but they're still mostly 1024x768 in the midrange. Only the top end systems have finer resolution capable graphics. And this is also true for most flatpanel monitors that are in standard offices too.

      I understand that creative-types often are seen with 24" and larger screens. Livin' large. Must be nice.

      But monitor resolution really sucks these days, and we used to have really great resolution during the last days of the CRT years. Not any more. I think that's why so many people now work fullscreen.

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    5. Re:The biggest issue by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      When I need to go to theirs, its amazing how many folks run their stuff in full screen - I don't know how they manage... it just doesn't work for me

      Are they doing the same work as you? Are their needs the same?

      I surf the web, do graphics, and record audio in full screen all the time. When I do web development, I have ten windows open at once. How I manage my desktop depends on the work I'm doing, rather than following a draconian design philosophy.

    6. Re:The biggest issue by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

      its amazing how many folks run their stuff in full screen

      What made me twig as to the success of table/phone UIs was doing support for my parents once. The 'internet' problem was that somehow they had resized the Firefox window down to a couple of centimetres high and couldn't figure out how to recover. Windows management is actually complicated. Full-screen systems solve that problem.

      Even a lot of the developers I work with regularly run programs at full screen. Personally it makes me feel claustrophobic.

  54. It's not just Windows "8" by Bohnanza · · Score: 1

    "Windows" itself is rapidly becoming meaningless. In a decade or less MS operating systems will be used mainly by businesses and hobbyists. Touchpads and "The Cloud" are much more appealing to regular consumers who are really only interested in using the internet. And there is really no reason to use the MS offerings for these purposes.

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  55. What part of this does Ballmer not understand? by Tridus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People do not want touch PCs. It's really that simple. Microsoft is trying to move the market in a direction that it doesn't want to move, and the market tends to react negatively to that.

    Metro on a desktop PC is fucking awful. It's best used like Windows 7, where you try and pretend that Metro doesn't exist. In that case, why wouldn't I just use Windows 7? It's not much better on a laptop. The UI is just not built to do real work. It's built for phones, and it works fine for that. When I'm trying to do my job, it's something to fight with as it decides that I really didn't want three windows visible at once.

    "Windows 8 - almost as good as Windows 7!" isn't much of a marketing slogan.

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    1. Re:What part of this does Ballmer not understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do not want touch PCs

      Based on your sole desires? The first thing my family does when they see a screen is to touch it.

  56. Microsoft doesn't understand.... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    ... that you need to make the OS relevant. After ditching PC for the console space they've done a lot to make the PC less relevant. Most average users don't need to upgrade. They don't seem to get that you have to provide value and something the customer wants, not just jam your product down consumers throats.

    I remember when I was on a steady upgrade train relentlessly as PC gaming and Videocards advanced but we've slowed down the last 6 years big time. You can play most games decently with a core 2 duo and a mid range card. CPU power has slowed to a crawl given that only a tiny % of apps can really take advantage of multicore.

    MS doesn't really grasp that it needs to solve some key problem for the customer or provide something that consumers can get excited about.

    1. Re:Microsoft doesn't understand.... by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      They don't seem to get that you have to provide value and something the customer wants, not just jam your product down consumers throats.

      How would they understand that? For 20 years, they never had to.

  57. Re:I like Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was sort of thinking this exact same thing while reading all these comments.

    I'm on a Windows 8 ultrabook right now and this thing is easy to use. It only took me about 1 hour to get fully accustomed with the new OS. Also, I'm not sure why there is a huge fuss over the start menu because you access the start screen in the same way (bottom left) and it does the same thing (only prettier).

  58. Microsoft jumped the shark with Windows 8 "Metro" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taking an existing and _good_ system (yeah Windows is a pretty good OS, really) and bolting on an inefficient subsystem that most of all get in the way of working with real world things is... Pretty fucking idiotic. Is there any Windows 8 power user that haven't installed Classic Start Menu or something similar in order to hide the resulting mess?
    Now Windows 8 isn't all bad and even some Metro ideas are nifty but for the love of $deity making a product that irritates or even outright insults their core market is incredible...

  59. Even number release by grumling · · Score: 2

    I don't know why anyone expected this to be so wonderful. It's an even number release:

    http://www.rationalskepticssociety.com/blog/2012/02/28/windows-8-cursed/

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  60. Just as a hint Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one wants touch screen on a desktop, no one.

    Using a mouse is faster, more efficent, easier and it doesnt make me take time to reach up to a monitor and to clean prints off the monitor vs. using a touch screen monitor. I have a 24 inch monitor and it takes 1/10th the time and effort to slightly move my mouse a tiny bit and click a button than it is to reach out with my arm fully extended and push in one corner of the screen then the other. Not to mention the mouse is far more accurate.

    Bottom line is, no one wants touch screen on a desktop or even a laptop.

    Touch screens are perfect for smart phones and tablets because of the small surface.

    Stop trying to get more customers by thinking if you make all of your products the same more people will join you. People want to use a desktop because its a desktop, people want to use a tablet because of its advantages. They are completely different things and you cant force them to be exactly the same. Want to win customers? Then you make your desktop OS systems ones that are designed to take full advantage of a desktop and play to its strengths, do the same for tablets and such but stop this nonsense of trying to be the end all be all of software for everything under one umbrella.

    Oh and as a bonus hint: If you really want to win pc users hearts, then start getting behind video games again. If micorosft really tried to be the video gamers friend on pc you guys would be kings. No games for windows lives isnt the answer, its a pile of crap.

  61. The problem by OldSport · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is that Microsoft has tried to cram two operating systems, which are used for very different applications, into a single OS. If they had just made Windows Metro or something for touchscreen devices and left Windows 7 alone, we would not be having this conversation right now. If Apple has done one thing right, it's that they have for the most part kept iOS and OS X separate.

    My wife has a Windows RT tablet made by Asus, and if you stay within the Metro interface, it really is a pleasure to use. As soon as you go to make some changes to settings, or try to use Microsoft Word, you go into the traditional desktop and with a touchscreen that's a nightmare. Likewise if you try to navigate Metro with a pointing device – it just feels weird.

    Everybody heralding the death of the desktop and the takeover of tablets has definitely jumped the gun, and Microsoft's attempt to shoehorn us all into their one-size-fits-all view of computing has without a doubt been a failure. They should have made a dedicated touchscreen operating system and forgotten about Surface or at least kept it simple.

    1. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apple has made OS X and iOS compatable through iCloud so you have a seemless experience between iDevices and your Mac but without sacrificing funcionality on the Mac. The OS doesn't have to be the same as long as the users content is available across both.

    2. Re:The problem by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      ...is that Microsoft has tried to cram two operating systems, which are used for very different applications, into a single OS.

      No, I think that is pretty neat and a good idea. I'd love to be able to run my iOS apps on my MacPro too. The trouble is that Microsoft is preventing us from deciding which one we want to be primary as a user defined setting. Some people will use one, some people the other, and some both. They picked the one true way and forced it onto everybody, which might work if they pleased 80% of the people like Apple usually does. Instead, it seems they pleased the 20%.

    3. Re:The problem by meimeiriver · · Score: 1

      ... Everybody heralding the death of the desktop and the takeover of tablets has definitely jumped the gun, and Microsoft's attempt to shoehorn us all into their one-size-fits-all view of computing has without a doubt been a failure. They should have made a dedicated touchscreen operating system and forgotten about Surface or at least kept it simple.

      Zactly. I remember VALVe's Gabe Newell saying, at some point, he wanted to make games for handhelds too. I grumbled, as I do not like this new 'my life thru my mobile phone' generation. But at least he had the foresight to recognize the different platforms. Microsoft, on the other hand, in what will likely soon be called one of the greatest blunders in the IT industry since decades, with Wiindows 8 tries to be a handheld device AND a regular PC at the same time. That spells fail on both ends.

      More epic than the utter fail of Windows 8 is MS' monumental state of denial, though. I mean, you take away the START button, tell people to just find stuff by hand if they really want it on their desktop; then you make said desktop only accessible thru a few extra, convoluted steps. And then, when they're finally there, you offer it stripped of Aero to boot. And then you wonder why no one will touch Windows 8 with a 10-foot pole. Or rather, then you start blaming the PC manufacturers for your own fail. Tsk.

  62. Ballmer by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lord Ballmer: "We would have sold more of them if more people had bought them!"
    Unwise Minion: "Uh, Lord Ballmer, sir, isn't that almost a tautology?"
    [brief pause]
    Lord Ballmer: "Get the cleaners in here. Some minion just died while eating a chair."

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  63. Hyperbole much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, we've had 2 years of microsoft fanboys on slashdot telling us how great windows 8 is.

    There are no Microsoft fanboys on Slashdot.

    There are people who like some of MS' products - like Visual Studio.

    But fanboy'ism like Apple's or Linux? Nope. Never happened.

    And, no one that I have ever seen on Slashdot has ever - EVER - said great things about Windows 8.

    Never.

    Even the MS shills haven't done it.

  64. Desktop displays with touch?? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Look there is a need out that for big screens / dual or more screens.

    Also there is work flows where a mouse or even Digital Drawing Tablets.

    Also games how many pc games are build for touch and even if they where do you really want to have a touch FPS game?? Even RST or TBS games need a mouse to make it easier to pick out what you want / most games have a left button and right button controls.

    Take a FPS game with a basic wheel mouse you have fire / alt fire and change weapons.

  65. 1280x1024; using Emacs as WM by tepples · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 still supports the snappy window mode in the old-style desktop

    I mentioned that in another comment but was told that certain system administration tasks, such as network connection and power management, were moved exclusively to the Start Screen environment.

    it has a way to look at two "apps" side-by-side in the new-world desktop (metro or whatever).

    One problem here is that the well-known name of the Modern UI enviroment was dropped at the last minute due to a trademark conflict with someone else's Metro product, making it hard to find the right keywords when searching Google or Bing for information on how to tame Windows 8. Another is that according to this video, it requires a minimum screen size of 1366x768 pixels, meaning it won't work on netbooks (1024x600) or on a monitor size commonly seen in offices (1280x1024), and I'm not aware of any top-and-bottom mode for users of portrait monitors (1080x1920).

    You could just go use your browser in the old-world desktop mode, but then you lose all the elegance of the full-screen task-bar-less experience.

    I already had that in multiple web browsers for Windows XP with F11 full screen.

    Even my laptop with its 1024x600 pixel screen is wide enough for two 80-column windows (a source code editor and an output terminal).

    As to real coding work -- just use emacs fullscreen and divide your window as many times as you like, all from the keyboard.

    Perhaps I was too specific by saying "output terminal." Using buffer management in Emacs as a tiling window manager is fine for people who create only text-based applications. But some programs I work on have graphical output. Or sometimes they're web pages or web applications, for which I want the HTML or PHP on one side and the browser on the other. For these, I'd probably want to stay in old-world, but the fact that power and networking have been moved out to the new-world environment makes the old-world environment in general look "subordinate".

    1. Re:1280x1024; using Emacs as WM by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I mentioned that in another comment but was told that certain system administration tasks, such as network connection and power management, were moved exclusively to the Start Screen environment

      That is not true. The UI for basic network connectivity (basically, the list of wireless networks to connect) has been remade Metro-style, but it's a panel that slides out from the right - it's not fullscreen, and so it works just as well in classic desktop mode. The entire original Control Panel UI for all things related to networking is still present as well (and you can open it instead of the Metro panel if you right-click the network icon in the tray instead of left-clicking it). And I don't know what the person meant by "power options", because none of that stuff is metroized - it's also all in the classic Control Panel. Perhaps he meant the reboot/sleep/shutdown button? That's also on a metroized slide-out panel that's not fullscreen.

    2. Re:1280x1024; using Emacs as WM by tepples · · Score: 1

      If these "metroized slide-out panels" are what I think they are, the user of a Windows 8 computer without a touch screen has to move the mouse pointer over an invisible control at the corner of the screen and then move the mouse in another direction to activate them. Invisible controls are hard for new users to discover. How are guest users, as opposed to a computer's owner, supposed to find the included training video that shows the user where these are?

    3. Re:1280x1024; using Emacs as WM by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If these "metroized slide-out panels" are what I think they are, the user of a Windows 8 computer without a touch screen has to move the mouse pointer over an invisible control at the corner of the screen and then move the mouse in another direction to activate them

      Correct for the panel with reboot/shutdown button, not so for the network connections panel (though you can do it that way, too). For network connections, it slides out when you left-click the network connection icon in the tray.

      Invisible controls are hard for new users to discover. How are guest users, as opposed to a computer's owner, supposed to find the included training video that shows the user where these are?

      Don't ask me, I didn't design it. I can tell you how it works, not what they were thinking. ~

  66. Marketing Failure by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    The problem is not Win 8 in itself. The OS is fine. Its that MS and pc vendors are pushing the metro side of it as if that was all there is to it. Were I to design a commercial for MS it would show the range of products 8 works on (even including phones though that is perhaps not technically accurate)... basically a progression of typical users using typical products and ending with the regular desktop user who uses the standard desktop rather than metro. "One OS that works for YOU across ALL devices"

    Too many people have the misconception that you cant use 8 unless you have touch or that it is somehow beholden to it. Thats not true. Whether the improvements in the core are enough to get someone to upgrade just the OS from 7 to 8 may be up for debate but on new hardware nobody should hesitate to use 8 in desktop mode.

    1. Re:Marketing Failure by anarcobra · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that I don't think consumers care whether or not the same OS can run on all their devices,
      unless it can give you some real advantages such as moving running tasks from your phone to the desktop or something similar.
      Having a single code base running on all devices is great. For the developers.

    2. Re:Marketing Failure by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      They may not "care" in the sense of being something they'll run around jabbering about but they will care in the sense of ease of use and familiarity across products which is not what we have today, ie, iOS != OSX Android !=linux/X11 and neither are like the microsoft world. The less people have to think and remember the happier they are when it comes to using technology.

  67. Hubris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole escape is both delightful and amusing for any student of history to witness. The root cause of all Microsoft's problems is the proud arrogance of it's emperor, Ballmer. How many empires (both political and corporate) have collapsed due to the hubris of their emperor? Nearly all of them, it seems.

    The era when Microsoft could dictate people's desires has long since passed. They are simply irrelevant today and are rapidly becoming the next dead man walking (such as RIM, Nokia, Intel, etc.) Good riddance, I say. Change is long overdue and maybe we can look forward to a day when Windows and Office are but distant memories of a grossly erroneous period in our history.

  68. Touch??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I simply have no desire to touch my screen - GET IT M$???

  69. microsoft-blames-pc-makers-for-windows-failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I teach Seniors PCs (I am a Senior) ( also retired IBM customer Engineer (service technician)). When the first W8 user showed up looking for help, I figured , great!, a look at W8. After 3 hours, I realized the only way I could use this thing was to use keyboard short-cuts to get to control panel , the desktop (sort of), run dialogue, etc. As soon as I can clone this thing (back-up for when she sells it) it's going backward to a pirated XP or (forward) to Ubuntu.

  70. Re:I like Windows 8 by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    I get that you don't like Win8 but you can use regular apps on the same screen with a metro app pinned to the side. I do this with the Hulu app and it works great.

  71. Re:I like Windows 8 by linebackn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please don't use the word "Modern". It's an intentional trick to sow confusion, akin to "Office Open XML" when their biggest competitor was OpenOffice. We need a proper name, and with the lack of something official, "Metro" is the best candidate (as it was official).

    Worse yet, the name "Modern UI" is downright insulting to anyone who knowns anything about user interfaces. Full screen applications? One application at a time? Just like the good old DOS days of the 1980s! And even back then people were trying like crazy to escape that with character based multi-taskers like TopView/DESQview or GUIs like Visi On, the original Mac/Lisa, GEM, Amiga, and a little program from Microsoft called "Windows".

  72. Yes, sure! by aglider · · Score: 1

    It's always someone else's fault.
    Childish! As usual!

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  73. Fits the pattern, do your part, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :) Win98 :( WinME :) WinXP :( WinVista :) Win7 :( Win8

    Is there some kind of Peter Principle at work over at MS? Do a good job, get promoted out of your depth and bomb miserably, then clear out to make room for a back to basics approach to make another winner? Go ahead, slashdot, keep piling on the venom, you're greasing the wheels so the cycle can repeat once again.

  74. MS designers are morons by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    it's that simple.. Yes Windows 8 is an terrific OS for tablets, I won't argue that, but for desktop it's just crap.. Why would I want to limit myself to only one screen? Or why would I have to use the small scrollbar on the bottom of the startscreen to scroll left and right with the mouse, even there is soo much unused space around the tiles for the mouse to use (you can use it with your finger, so why not your mouse)..
    Why use so much space for showing the data as large blobs, it's a complete waste of resolution. In a lot of examples they show for Windows 8 store apps you see the old way and the metro way, but with the old way I see much more data..
    And why the removal of aero, let people who want to have al the bling bling, have their bling bling, as even with windows 7 you can get the bland look of windows 8 'legacy' applications by turning it off, at least with windows 7 you have a choice... Who cares if it uses a little bit more resources, it didn't seem to care with previous windows version's when resources where even more scarce, why would I even care on a desktop PC about batterylife... Hell even on my laptop I really don't care most of the time..
    Nah, all Windows 8 is about is trying to get the mentally distorted taste of MS designers stuffed down our throaths..

  75. Hey Mikey by Mike+Frett · · Score: 1

    Hey Ballmer, nobody wants your garbage anymore. Please keep losing money, PLEASE.

  76. Typical Microsoft... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    ... blame everyone else for problems caused by Microsoft.

    .
    Microsoft needs to remember that this is 2013, not the second half of the 1990's when the PC OEMs existed purely to support Microsoft and Intel.

    The computing world has moved on (e.g., into mobile computing) and guess what, Microsoft missed yet another paradigm shift (the first being that Microsoft famously missed the onslaught of the Internet in the late 1990's).

    So Microsoft is whining that they are being left behind by their PC partners; the very same PC partners, by the way, from who Microsoft has schemed and managed to suck nearly every last dollar of profit via the quasi-legal leveraging of the Windows monopoly.

    Now there is a new means in town for the PC hardware OEMs to make money, and it does not require continuous bowing towards Redmond.

    While the OEMs are trying to assure that they will not be subjects of Microsoft ever again. Microsoft is yelling at them, "follow us, we are the leader." But it is falling on deaf ears.

    I can see why Microsoft is whining. Microsoft is becoming increasingly irrelevant.

  77. Re:This is good news. Because: by Nossie · · Score: 1

    Why would they pull Apple down with them? Apple has made quite a healthy profit and its products are selling well..

    What about Microsoft?

  78. Just an excuse for Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blaming partners does nothing to improve sales or Microsoft's image.

    This excuse has been released to the media/public so Microsoft now has a valid reason to start selling hardware under their own name. "We're forced to since our partners aren't selling the ultimate user experience".

  79. Re:I like Windows 8 by nabsltd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The system is identical to Windows 7 only the boring "Start Menu" has been replaced by the "Start Screen" with "Live tiles". It's turned one of the drab features into something cool.

    People trying to do real work don't need "cool".

    They need fast, functional, and familiar.

  80. the state of humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I blame the current state of humanity, no one seems to thinks for themselves anymore. Everyone seems brain washed by media and accepts other's opinions without discovery for our selves. I am amazed when I hear people almost brag about not being able to work windows 8. When did it become cool to be stupid? I'm not saying win8 is perfect but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to start up an internet browser on it and let's face it that is what most "average" computer user do.

  81. Re:I like Windows 8 by jittles · · Score: 1

    You have obviously never used multiple windows at once. At work, I have two 24" screens and regularly have lots of open windows at once. If even one of the programs I use are a "metro" program, I am not able to use regular windows programs at the same time. This problem will only get worse with time, and is a showstopper for me.

    Windows 8 is the solution to Microsofts problems, not the users' problems. That kind of disrespect for your customers never pays off.

    Wow! They really ARE copying Apple verbatim! I mean I know Apple still has their regular desktop but they are pushing launch pad pretty hard, which is exactly like a tablet interface. Not to mention the fact that when you run a Mac OS App in fullscreen mode (again like you would on a tablet), your second monitor becomes a giant paperweight. It's awesome that we're seeing such unity on the user interfaces.

  82. Didn't they listen? At all? by Roxxas049 · · Score: 1

    I started reading about Windows 8, or what was going to be Windows 8, years ago. When the first consumer (beta) versions were released people again said yuck, don't want, I'm not switching to this interface, from that we were sure that MS would give us the option of turning off the "new" features and go about using the new file systems and even newer memory allocation system which would make this version faster. They must have been in a 'see no evil' mode because none of those reviewers, pro nor amateur were listened to. Is that how you're supposed to make money these days?

  83. easy tech = high pressure sales no way that they a by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    easy tech = high pressure sales no way that they are win 8 only drivers and they should still work on 7 as well. Even if you need to do some ver hacking.

  84. metro needs to run in a window at least on bigger by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    metro needs to run in a window at least on bigger screens. You can't take a smartphone UI and make it work on a 17-19++ display.

  85. Sounds like ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... a bitter divorce. And now, Microsoft is going to step out with a paramour, just to teach their spouse a lesson.

    Good luck with that. Microsoft will still be stuck with custody of the retarded kid (Windows 8).

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  86. Shut the F up by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    This is low even for Microsoft. It's not the PC builders who are at fault, if Microsoft released a new OS that takes advantage of features most PC's don't have then it's 100% there fault. This would be like Linus blaming PC builders for the reason Linux isn't the number 1 desktop OS. Basically Microsoft designed a new OS that wasn't planned out well, didn't fit in the current market and wasn't needed and is mad that people aren't going to upgrade. Given the performance of the Microsoft in the last 15 years it's not surprising. Me, Vista and 8 now all settle as major failures for Operating Systems, It's no wonder people don't want to upgrade.

  87. Re:I like Windows 8 by GeorgeMonroy · · Score: 1

    This is because you have two OSes on your PC. One is Windows 8 desktop and one is Windows 8 Metro. Yes it is that stupid.

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  88. Touch Devices by guitardood · · Score: 2

    The only touch device I like using with my computer only gets used when browsing for porn..... :) Seriously, it's bad enough to not be able to touch-type through a form without having to leave home-row and use the mouse or touch pad. I certainly don't want to be gorilla-swiping my screen in between fields just because Microsoft wants to make more money. WTF!

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  89. Re:I like Windows 8 by skeib · · Score: 1

    Well yeah, kind of. Microsoft managed to pick the very worst UI choice Apple has made in the last year and doubled down on it.

  90. The blame stage by jodido · · Score: 0

    They have reached a well-known stage in project management. After the project is launched, and fails to reach its stated goals, we enter the blame stage. Microsoft blaming the PC makers, PC makers blaming Microsoft, is proof that Windows 8 is a failure. Success has a thousand parents but defeat is an orphan.

  91. Re:I like Windows 8 by skeib · · Score: 2

    "A metro app" being the keyword. I regularly use ten applications at once, keeping most in the background with a little bit of the window visible so that I can see state changes. Metro breaks this usage pattern.

  92. Re:I like Windows 8 by Iceykitsune · · Score: 1

    I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

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  93. Stack Ranking Review Process - Blame Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps Microsoft's "Stack Ranking" review process (where every unit must declare certain percentage of employees top performers, good, average and poor performers) has infused the entire organization with a tendancy to shift blame when anything goes wrong?

    1. Re:Stack Ranking Review Process - Blame Culture by wdef · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Microsoft's "Stack Ranking" review process (where every unit must declare certain percentage of employees top performers, good, average and poor performers) has infused the entire organization with a tendancy to shift blame when anything goes wrong?

      Wow. They really stick real people on a curve like that? And there always must be "average" and "poor" workers in every unit? That sucks. It's medieval. And stupid if it's true.

  94. Who wrote the summary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It almost looks like a child wrote it but even a child would get a word like "chainges" [sic] right. Lay off the booze.

  95. Re:I like Windows 8 by Omestes · · Score: 1

    If even one of the programs I use are a "metro" program, I am not able to use regular windows programs at the same time.

    This annoys me as well. But on the bright side, there isn't a single "Metro" program... er... "app"... that I actually want to, or need to, use. And I doubt that there will be any for a long time... They lack the ability to really ever fill the role of a serious "desktop mode" program.

    It does hit the main flaw of Windows 8 on the head though; the jarring disconnect between "Metro" and traditional Windows. It does feel like to operating systems tacked together, and not a unified whole. No matter how good the two base systems are, they suffer from the way they are joined. Windows 8 has schizophrenia.

    I still don't mind it, but every once in awhile this disjoint hits me in the face.

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  96. "Unity Sucks" meme is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like Unity. I've been a Linux user since Slackware 1.0.
    Don't use it if you don't like it, but STFU because you sound like an old woman.

  97. Microsoft has some valid points there by kawika · · Score: 1

    Whatever the problems of Windows itself, the fact is that PC hardware makers haven't done a very good job of producing attractive and functional systems. I am in a situation where I have to run Windows and I want some non-Apple hardware. What systems out there aren't consumer-grade crap? Perhaps the Thinkpad Carbon X1 is nice for example, but I ordered one in early December and have yet to receive it due to "quality control problems" according to Lenovo.

  98. The realities are ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People that want tablets, want that tablet to be an IPad.
    Its an IPad market, not a tablet market.
    The OEMs learned this when they tried to push Android tablets. Windows tablets won't fair any better.
    Microsoft thinks their tablet can succeed where Android failed because they can somehow leverage their desktop monopoly.
    It is a flawed strategy but it explains why you see the cognitively expensive mess that is windows 8.

    1. Re:The realities are ... by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

      I'd say you're close. I honestly thought the same as you but then the Kindle Fire came out. That is a surprisingly nice tablet for a very good price, and the interface is done quite well. The failure of many Android tablets is they try to be cheap and just be big versions of Android phones.

      When someone buys a tablet they're now buying an accessory that they bring with them and use regularly. They want it to be nice and refined, and part of it being nice and refined is having a capable user interface that doesn't slow things down and a UI that is designed specifically for tablet screens and to be used with fat fingers. Windows 8 Metro could have been nice for this, but it isn't. It's half baked, difficult to understand, and does not lend to quickly doing what you need to do. I will admit the tiled landing screen is kind of nice - but straight up widgets on Android are nicer.

      Then forcing an aggressive multi-mode tablet display on desktop users was just an awful idea. I think they wanted to have something like GNOME Shell, but in the end it absoluetly doesn't come colse to providing a fraction of that functionality and just constantly gets in the way.

  99. Touch is an old technology by nanospook · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My company was using a touch screen add-on for Macintosh's back in the early 90's to allow them to be put in Kiosks so we could hide the keyboard/mouses. It was a simple film you put on the monitor and would act as a mouse. Despite this technology being available, I haven't seen any proliferation of touch screens in a box for people to use for their computers and laptops. How does MS come up with the idea that everyone wants this on their pc's/laptops?

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    1. Re:Touch is an old technology by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      I used to work in a photography store. When these kiosks became available, people were always complaining about how bad the touchscreens were. The interfaces were designed properly, with a small number of large buttons that were easy to select. Yet, people still hated using them. They are slow and tiring, taking as much as a half hour to cycle through just a few reprints.

      What's the most likely explanation: people aren't used to touch screens, or that touchscreens simple aren't as good as traditional interfaces?

      I liken it to comparing the difference between old BIOSes and that newfangled UEFI crap. Navigating the text-based UIs in the BIOS is simple, painless, and efficient. I have nothing good to say about my new Gigabyte UEFI firmware, which is exclusively GUI, and takes 10 times longer to do anything.

      Another comparison is the UI in the Gran Turismo games on the Playstation. The interfaces have always been a mess of UI elements being placed at random locations, even though you were supposed to use a D-pad for navigation and the cursor jumps between selections. There are some UI elements [in the tuning store] in GT5 that are literally impossible to select because the selection cursor jumps diagonally around the item you want. I'm sure Polyphony Digital thinks the UI is just fine, though, because it sure does look pretty and took a lot of work and testing to create... even if it doesn't work.

    2. Re:Touch is an old technology by adolf · · Score: 1

      When you say "literally impossible," I take that, well, literally.

      Is there a specific UI element in GT5 that that nobody has ever used because it is literally impossible to select? If so, which one?

      Or did you mean, instead, to say something like "extraordinarily difficult"?

      I haven't found any functions of GT5 to be "literally impossible" to select, but if there is one, I'm all ears.

    3. Re:Touch is an old technology by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      No, I mean literally impossible. As in, I have tried for minutes at a time of all sorts of D-pad combinations to select it, and I have never been able to. The cursor just moves in all directions around it.

      I haven't played the game in over a year, so I can't remember what UI element it is, but it's in the store/tuning section of your garage, in the same place where you buy engine/muffler/tire upgrades. There's one upgrade selection that's not aligned to a grid, and as far as I can tell, is not selectable. Lack of testing, no doubt.

      I sold my copy of GT4 shortly after I got it for similar reasons. The haphazardly organized race map wasn't actually broken, but it was so frustrating to navigate, I just kept playing GT3 instead.

    4. Re:Touch is an old technology by nanospook · · Score: 1

      Since our users were minimum wage airport checkpoint screens/bag screeners who often had no idea how to use a computer, we designed our mac software with the touch screen concept and BIG buttons :) It worked and worked well. By doing this, we avoided the ballsies problem of leaving a mouse/keyboard out to be stolen.

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    5. Re:Touch is an old technology by adolf · · Score: 1

      I'm -pretty sure- I've applied every stage of every component upgrade in GT5. Really haven't noticed a problem. If you can tell me what it is exactly, I'd be happy to fire up the PS3 and test it -- I love filing angry bug reports.

      (I didn't play GT3 or 4. Never had the hardware for them.)

  100. Win 8 Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only have 2 friends that installed Win 8 on their home desktop PCs (no touchscreens) and they both hate it and are going back to Win 7. That was enough right there for me to pass on it. Both friends are MCPs

  101. Google's message to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google calling Microsoft,
    as the second most valuable tech company giving advise to 3rd most valuable
    tech company in the world, we find we are activating 1.5 million Android on Linux
    devices PER DAY just on Google Play alone generating vast profits
    for our Far East manufacturing partners.

    Is that your new chair Chairman Balmer or are you just pleased to see me?

  102. Re:What a surprise, another Windows 8 failure scre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve? Is that you?

  103. Too bad about Gnome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Gnome did a complete redesign, equally stupid, of the basic interface paradigms. This is displayed in its full horror in the new Fedora 18 release, and this is what you get when people have "great new visisions" and a growing cluster of management fanboys who are no longer able or willing to say "this is nuts, let's not do it".

    Too bad, Windows 8 could have given Linux a real boost this year. As it is, I see people fleeing to MacOs in droves.

    1. Re:Too bad about Gnome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I bought a new i7 Mac last fall. Love the thing, and now that I'm using LLVM/Clang on the Mac I figure I might as well switch my Linux box to FreeBSD so it's moving me away from Linux too. Sorry but Apple and BSD technology is great.

    2. Re:Too bad about Gnome by seebs · · Score: 1

      The big difference:

      On Linux systems, I don't have to spend money to get a vaguely usable UI back.
      On Windows, the new UI might rise to the level of "vaguely" usable, without quite making it to "tolerably".

      The Gnome stuff is, so far as I can tell, genuinely awful, not merely disappointing and annoying. Windows 8 isn't that bad -- but it's harder to swap out the UI if you don't like it.

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  104. Ballmer is the BEST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Ballmer is the BEST thing to happen......to APPLE in a LONG time.

    I wonder how apple would react if there was serious talk of getting rid of him?? I bet they would find a way to sway votes on MS board to keep him around.

    Seriously, if he left, Apple stock would take a hit

    1. Re:Ballmer is the BEST by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not to mention furniture and deodorant manufacturers.

      Seriously, that guy is a gold mine for marketing.

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  105. Re:I like Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That kind of disrespect for your customers never pays off.

    If you have a monopoly, it never matters either. The reason they're hurting is their monopoly is hurting. They actually might have to innovate for a change. A cheap ripoff of what others are doing isn't going to work this time around. Innovation is hard... why do you think our patent office has no fucking clue what it is?

  106. What surface? by metamarmoset · · Score: 1
    Microsoft introduced the Surface ostentatiously to show their 'partners' how it's done.

    I would therefore have suggested judging Windows 8 based on how well it works on the Surface, except that I still haven't seen one.

    It seems that they ran a very successful ad campaign which got people interested, but then only sold it from their own website, which is out-of-touch with how the average consumer buys laptops.

    People want to try something new out before they buy it, and there is nowhere for them to try it out (that I'm aware of, at least in the UK), so it doesn't sell.

    If the Surface was a success, but people were complaining about other Windows 8 machines, then Microsoft would have a ligitimate complaint, as things stand, they appear incompetent and whiny. My two cents.

  107. Just let me down-up grade from Win8 to Win7 by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Please...

    I hate Windows 8. My wife or kids can't figure it out and I have spend too much time in tech support. I usually have to kill some die-hard full screen app via the task manager. Pure stupid.

    1. Re:Just let me down-up grade from Win8 to Win7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can downgrade with the pro version. Varies in price, but about $75 extra.

    2. Re:Just let me down-up grade from Win8 to Win7 by xlsior · · Score: 1

      You can make Windows 8 usable by downloading the free 'classic shell' application, which bypasses most of the Metro cruft and returns the familiar Windows 7 start menu and task bar.

    3. Re:Just let me down-up grade from Win8 to Win7 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So... you're saying I have to buy Windows 8, then spend another 75 bucks on top of it, to get what I already have?

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  108. As a desktop admin, I'm loving it. by ljb2of3 · · Score: 2

    Seriously, the Windows Key + X shortcut is the best thing since sliced bread. Also, given the ability to customize the Start screen and pass that out as a default means I can put shortcuts to all our business apps and deliver a useable start menu for everyone. It's also forced users to learn the "press the start key and start typing to find what you want" trick which has started solving the "I can't find blah" calls. The full screen metro apps can feel free to go away. Those suck. Windows 8 is my new OS currently being deployed on all new boxes and old boxes are being reimaged as time permits. By summer I should have over 500 Windows 8 desktops in production.

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    1. Re:As a desktop admin, I'm loving it. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer something like this: http://brainstorm.ubuntu.com/idea/29001/

      Note: it doesn't have to be just for phone support - it can be used by power users to do "under the hood" stuff really fast- set a static IP address, DNS, or go back to DHCP from having a static IP.

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  109. Let's review by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 is a bust. Windows 8 phone is a bust. Surface is a bust. Surface RT is a bust. Vista was a bust. Online Office in the cloud is a bust. Bing is mediocre. Xbox has never made money. More than a quarter of Windows desktops are still XP. If it weren't for Office, SQL server and Windows Server Microsoft would no longer exist.

  110. User interface design by Randyj70999 · · Score: 1

    This is fundimentaly a mindset of user interface design, 'Describe' the user interactions or 'Prescribe' the user interactions. The first makes the interaction follow the natural actions a user currently uses, either using non electronic 'objects' like turning the page on a book, to familiar user interactions for electronic devices, like tuning a radio. the latter simply creates a usre interface, and forces/precribes how the user maked thing happens. Microsoft choose to prescrive the UI expecting their market dominance would be enough. It wasn't.

         

  111. mouses? by Skiron · · Score: 1

    I guess dictionaries were not available in the early '90's

    1. Re:mouses? by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      In this case nanospook is correct. The plural of a normal mouse is mice, the plural of a computer mouse is also mouses.

      http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/mouse

      " (plural mice or mouses) a small handheld device which is moved across a mat or flat surface to move the cursor on a computer screen:"

      I guess you have a dictionary available but don't use it.

  112. IE Fiasco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how many years did the anti-trust thing bite them for? So getting 95% market share for a product that makes them nothing worked out how well?

  113. How is this even allowed by phorm · · Score: 2

    I'm surprised that MS isn't being watched closely for anti-trust on the whole windows 8 thing. Win8 is a crappy interface for a non-touch PC, and a terrible change for anyone who's used to a traditional OS. What it is good for, is getting people used to the same interface as on MS tablets etc. Since they're late to the tablet market, it seems that "unifying" the interface is really an attempt to lock people into MS's metro interface and app-store etc, so that they can push more into the tablet market as it replaces the PC market.

    However, I thought that leveraging a monopoly in one market to gain an advantage in another is one of the foundations of anti-trust. Can somebody explain that?

  114. "instead bought lower-end, cheaper laptops" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I did! I love my Asus $550 Win8 laptop. Well, I don't love Win8, but I love Asus' laptops. I'd buy another Asus laptop in a heartbeat. I wish I had gotten a 17-inch screen, Core i7 now. This is the first Asus laptop I ever bought, and got it only because it was cheap and had the specs to run Visual Studio 2012. I am not about to commit $1100+ for a 10-inch screen touch Surface Pro. (As far as I know, the Surface RT can't run Visual Studio.) Until Win8 has proved itself viable, and people start buying WinRT tablets like iPad minis, I will not commit my financial resources beyond a cheap Win8 device and a few books. Microsoft - if you want developers to be all-in, give them a reason to!

  115. I blame Microsoft, and here's why: by seebs · · Score: 2

    Here's what happens when an enthusiastic adopter of new technology tries to use Windows 8.

    Basically: The new interface sucks. So people are avoiding it. Makes sense to me.

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  116. All-in-one's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AIO's are perfect for touch. Windows 8 makes sense on them. The problem is that the choice is constrained due to low availability of touch screens. Laptop and desktops do not need touch screens and in fact touch sucks on them.

  117. Windows 8 and Failure by business_kid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If windows 8 hasn't failed yet, it will. It is certain to fail. It is such a dreadful experience that it makes even (spit!) Vista look good. It's been forced out by manufacturers, and bought by rote, not by people choosing it. I have an install for a 17.3" screen that thinks it's on a mobile phone and has a minimum of 5 consecutive menus to navigate before you can do squat. I couldn't abide it even as the other os on my box. And then there's that EFI B.S. locking people out of their own PCs - plenty of fun to be had there yet. I've seen M$ shoot themselves in the foot before, I have never seen them do it with such a large canon

    1. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Creepy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My two bits are, after running the 8 betas and using a surface tablet is if you have a tablet with it or even a desktop with touch, it isn't too bad. If you don't have touch, it is a horrible interface paradigm and you need to tweak it to make even the basics usable (not extensive tweaking or anything, but I would go nuts to use it on a non-touch surface as designed).

      What kills me is touch surfaces on laptops are insanely expensive, and start around $500 for 780p, and you are still at 780p in the $1000 range. At about $1100, you can find one with touch, 1080p... and Intel dedicated graphics. Somewhere around $1300 start the touch with dedicated graphics. Meanwhile, dedicated 1080p laptops with dedicated graphics start at around $500. Even some tablets have higher resolution and dedicated graphics better than the Intel GMA 4000 (but yes, Intel, you're finally not completely crap). Conclusion? The touch interface has too little bang for the buck at this time, and progress in LCD panels for computers is WAY behind phones (worse resolution, much higher price).

      My niece really wants a touch screen laptop with DVD drive. She doesn't care about graphics resolution or hardware. Cheapest I found? $750 with an i5 and 780p graphics. The identical laptop configuration sans touch? $350. Is touch worth $400? Even throwing in intangibles (I don't know the RAM CAS, for instance), does touch add $300 in value? $200? I don't think I could justify more than $100 (and I've seen USB aftermarket for that for TV screens).

    2. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99% of Windows 7 is Windows Vista.

      And 99% of Windows Vista was Windows XP. But the 1% they added was unusable crap. They replaced that 1% with a better 1% for Windows 7 instead of releasing a proper service pack. We had some legacy XP and Vista machines recently where I work, and the XP machines were flawless except for hardware errors. The Vista machines were constantly failing MS updates, and had routine UAC errors since the day Vista was installed. After upgrading the Vista machines to Windows 7, nary a peep came from them again. Vista is buggy crap. Windows 8 may not be buggy, but its UI is bad.

    3. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by node+3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      99% of Windows 7 is Windows Vista. People just like to disassociate 7 from Vista because they don't want to admit that Vista was a pretty good operating system.

      And 99% of Human DNA is Chimpanzee DNA...

      Vista absolutely was (and still is) a horrible OS. That 1% (I'm sure it's much more) difference between it and 7 makes for a huge difference. It set the groundwork for 7, and that's pretty much the best thing one can say about it.

    4. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly was bad (or at least worse then 7) about Vista? I used it for years without any problems. It was fast, it was stable, it was compatible, so what precisely did you find wrong with it?

    5. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      What kills me is touch surfaces on laptops are insanely expensive, and start around $500 for 780p, and you are still at 780p in the $1000 range.

      That's kind of the point for Microsoft. It's why they worked so hard to kill netbooks

      If you are a software vendor who wants to sell their OS for the same monopoly rents as they have been for decades, you need hardware prices to stay high.

      It's a lot simpler to justify a $50 OS as a proportion of cost on a $500 laptop than it is on a $250 one, especially when all the significant competition is free.

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    6. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My two bits

      Aaah - I see the problem. We're all base 8 around here

      Welcome to the 21st Century

    7. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My two bits are, after running the 8 betas and using a surface tablet is if you have a tablet with it or even a desktop with touch, it isn't too bad. If you don't have touch, it is a horrible interface paradigm and you need to tweak it to make even the basics usable (not extensive tweaking or anything, but I would go nuts to use it on a non-touch surface as designed)..

      This is true. I have used it, and with a couple tweaks and a free download of Classic Shell or one of the similar tools, windows 8 is at least functional. Unfortunately the few positives (fast boot) are grossly outweighed by negatives or "who cares" features. In the end I have a very slightly faster, very much uglier version of windows 7.

      On a tablet it is actually worse. Any time you get into "desktop" mode on a tablet you have all the same problems the Windows desktop has always had on touch, tiny buttons with small hit areas.

    8. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by desertfool · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I liked Vista. I use Win7 at work and really miss Vista. I never understood what was so bad about it. Things I could do easily in Vista were obscured in 7. /The heck with it, I don't use my karma. Just my personal opinion. I really hate Win7. /Ugh.

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    9. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by node+3 · · Score: 2

      What exactly was bad (or at least worse then 7) about Vista? I used it for years without any problems. It was fast, it was stable, it was compatible, so what precisely did you find wrong with it?

      It was none of those things, and that's precisely what I found wrong with it. 7 is smoother, more compatible, less crash prone. A stark contrast by all means.

    10. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 1

      The big fail will be in the enterprise. And here's why:

      Even if we weren't dealing with an OS that cripples running multiple apps at the same time, even if we give everybody a touch screen, and they work well. Even if everybody's hardware is compatible, and we have all our applications certified as 100% compatible for free. Why will it fail? Because the new UI is a disjointed clusterfuck that is extremely different to the status quo (Windows 7 or in some cases XP). Introducing a new OS to an enterprise takes time - during which you are forced to support multiple operating systems at the same time. This support cost is going to cripple any deployment of Windows 8, and require a justification of epic proportions to allow it to be rolled out. And the advantages for the enterprise simply ARE NOT THERE.

      The difference with Windows 8 is too large. With the trend towards web-apps that run on anything on the client end, with a UI change to this degree, we may as well consider alternatives to Windows, if we're going to change from Win7. But that will cost as well... so, Windows 7 it is until support runs out of something better, with a tangible benefit to offset the roll-out cost comes along.

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    11. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 1

      so, Windows 7 it is until support runs out OR something better, with a tangible benefit to offset the roll-out cost comes along

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    12. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Additionally... third party unsupported freeware to make the OS functional? Yeah, i'm sure that's going to fly in the enterprise...

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    13. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 1

      Yup. Windows 7 = Vista with scheduler tweaks, copy of the display taken out of system RAM and held only in video memory (vista was a transitional OS and had copies of the display in both RAM and VRAM), a couple of tweaks to the UI here and there, and hardware / drivers catching up.

      I ran Vista between 2006 and 2009 when 7 came out and Vista was fine.

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    14. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 1

      Actually, Vista was fast, stable and reliable if you ran it on appropriate hardware. The big problem people had with it was lack of driver support because it was new, and trying to run it on boxes with 1GB of RAM or less. Take vista today and run it on the same machine as Windows 7 and assuming the hardware is in any way competent (i.e., 4GB of RAM and supported disk controller / video card) it is much of a muchness.

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      I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
    15. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Except in the process of implementing this new garbage they have broken search. Metro search doesn't know about desktop apps. It is also crippled to the extent that I can't even do simple stuff like search for a search term across all content types (like if i was, say... looking for file related to a particular project). Desktop search doesn't know about metro apps.

      People with no clue keep claiming 'oh but the desktop is still there!", but the fact is that there are plenty of things broken between the two UI platforms, and other features that have been crippled - for no real benefit to outweigh the brain damage.

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    16. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Vista did not handle poorly written XP software well. That was not Vistas fault, that was the fault of all the 3rd party developers that wrote crappy software that wanted to run as administrator all the time. A couple of years of that worked out most of the worst, so when Windows 7 came out the UAC was not going off every time you tried to do something.

    17. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If windows 8 hasn't failed yet, it will. It is certain to fail. It is such a dreadful experience that it makes even (spit!) Vista look good.

      Lets not go overboard. Win 8 has an infuriating interface, but thats (AFAICT) the only really major ding against it. In every other regard, its Win7, just with better internals.

      Vista on the other hand had a pointlessly shiney new interface, and everything under the hood was slow, buggy, and generally unpleasant to deal with. File copy times that went way up, infuriatingly slow boot times, way over-aggressive UAC, missing drivers for everything-- anyone who did support for Vista is probably thankful right now that the Win8 interface / Metro shenanigans are ALL they got wrong.

      Really, if they took metro out and gave me back my start menu (and no, its not worth buying some product to fix for me), I really wouldnt have any complaints that I didnt have for Win7.

    18. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by jandersen · · Score: 1

      My two bits are, after running the 8 betas and using a surface tablet is if you have a tablet with it or even a desktop with touch, it isn't too bad

      But this is just the point - 'not too bad' rather than 'wow, this is brilliant'.

    19. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by LordLimecat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My two bits are, after running the 8 betas and using a surface tablet is if you have a tablet with it or even a desktop with touch, it isn't too bad.

      You know what else isnt too bad? Chronic acne. Doesnt mean that youre happy when you find out you have it.

      Microsoft has this horrible problem that they desperately want to be hip, and they will never be hip. Every time they try, it is a catastrophic failure. Want some hillarious / awkward examples?
      How about Microsoft showing how you could throw a super hip Win7 launch party
      Or Microsoft's attempts at relevant advertising with Seinfeld
      Or their venerable MS-DOS 5 commercial

      Someone name me a time that microsoft has actually succeeded in generating anything resembling "buzz"?

    20. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look harder. Hp makes convertible tablets with dedicated graphics for around the 1k range. I'm pretty sure Lenovo does too.

    21. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey dude, can you send me some of what you're smoking?

      or are you drinking the MS kool-aid?

    22. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha, shut the fuck up you shill.

      Vista was a pile of shit which most people regard as a bad thing . If you *like* piles of shit then you would sing its praises as you did. I mean there's no accounting for taste so YMMV. Some people dig fat chicks so whatever floats your boat, just don't pretend that the rest of us should like fat chicks (Vista) just because you did.

      Windows 7 was a gem compared to the shit which MS usually foists upon us. 7 and XP were of the same quality. NOt perfect, but pretty damned good XP SP3 ootb is as good as MS has ever made and win 7 was a gem ootb .I say this as a Linux guy who likes the way Linux works cos it makes sense and is understandable and predictable, hence my praise is not given lightly. My girlfriend had a vista laptop to start with and it was just awful and slow. I wiped that and put a TPB copy of win7 on it and it was like drinking champagne after a $2 bottle of wine, really solid, consistent and enjoyable to use. As a Java dev i like using win7 in a vm to test stuff out. It may have been vista sp3, but the improvements were noticeable and significant.

      Win8 is crap...another vista in sheeps clothing. Adoption is slow and most people are 'purchasing copies' because they (think that they) have no choice...i mean windows is computers...right?

    23. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by business_kid · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending Vista for one second. You could, and I did make it look and behave somewhat normally. Windows 8 comes with an inoperable and permanently broken UI, It also forces on manufacturer a restrictive form of the UEFI interface which is aimed at preventing dual booting with linux or bsd. This is ignored in the horror at the UI buit is going to end up with people locked out of their own PCs

    24. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Windows 7 is no smoother or compatible or stable than Vista. It sounds like you haven't even used Vista, but yeah, I'll throw away years worth of actual firsthand experience for your fabricated reality.

    25. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come make me, you big, bad e-thug you.

      You've never used Vista. You are precisely the kind of mindless Slashdot drone I was referring to, regurgitating the same bullshit that your clueless cronies force you to believe.

      Go read some real tech sites, kid. Your sentiments are shared only among the Slashdot ignorant.

    26. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metro search doesn't know about desktop apps.

      Yes, it does.

      It is also crippled to the extent that I can't even do simple stuff like search for a search term across all content types (like if i was, say... looking for file related to a particular project)

      Works fine searching for files for me.

      Desktop search doesn't know about metro apps.

      Desktop search? If you mean searching through the charms bar, that is the exact same thing as typing on the start screen and finds the same things.

      Basically, you don't know what you are talking about. Either actually use the OS, go look up some "how to" videos or be quiet.

    27. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Classic Shell is free and open source. It allows you to bypass metro, gives you a customizable start button and optionally can disable Windows 8 hot corners. I wouldn't pay for something like Start8 either when so many free alternatives exist.

    28. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the enterprise never uses third party software.

    29. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you can turn off UEFI, right? You know that Microsoft has mandated that any PC sold with Windows must allow the user full control over UEFI, right?

      Or I guess not. You are a fucking moron.

    30. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone name me a time that microsoft has actually succeeded in generating anything resembling "buzz"?

      How about when they dominated the entire PC market, like they continue to do and will continue to do for a long time?

      Don't make me bring up Apple's gay pride logo, the pathetic Mac vs PC ads, the switch ads featuring dirty, unemployed hoodie hobos or the "Martinettis Bring Home a Computer" infomercial.

    31. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just how is working with windows 8 any different from 7? You can run exactly the same applications in exactly the same way. I've never really understood the rage on the metro interface, it works well for touch and if you're using a laptop or desktop the only difference is that the 4 second glimps at the start menu takes up the whole screen instead of a corner.

      You will most likely loose more time waiting for Windows 7 to boot than you'll loose struggling to use the "new" windows 8 UI...

    32. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      There is no requirement or need for use of metro apps on the desktop. Once I realize that I shouldn't be using metro apps on the desktop just because they are there and they looks pretty, my windows 8 experience went from frustrating to being rather pleasant. I even like that the start menu is missing. Once a certain amount of programs were installed keeping the start menu organized became a nightmare and I would simply start cluttering up the desktop with quick access icons. On windows 8 there is no need to clutter up the desktop as you can bring the cluttered up quick access tiles with ctrl-esc (the windows key for those that have it on their keyboard).

    33. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by dkf · · Score: 1

      I've seen M$ shoot themselves in the foot before, I have never seen them do it with such a large canon

      You've got me thinking about a modern day Friar Tuck there, sitting in an A10 and blowing Ballmer's feet off...

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    34. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 1

      Metro can't find content in outlook. Metro search can not do a search like say "from:jeff date:"last week" bigproject".

      By desktop search, i mean through an explorer window's search bar.

      I've been running Window 8 since the beta.

      Sounds like your usage is pretty basic if you haven't run into search issues.

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    35. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metro search doesn't know about desktop apps.

      Yes it does. Try pressing the Windows Key and typing in "Notep."

      search for a search term across all content types

      Did you try clicking "Files" right under the search text bar?

    36. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by jadv · · Score: 1

      I have a PC running Win 8 Pro (upgraded from its original Vista after 4 years, via download from MS website, for the price of BR-R$ 69 which is roughly equivalent to US-$ 35). As soon as I had Win 8 running, I downloaded and installed classic Shell. Since then I have been using what amounts to Windows 7 with a somewhat uglier look and a few under-the-hood improvements. As for the Metro interface or whatever it is called these days, I have messed very little with it; my rather poorly informed assessment at this time is that, on a computer that has no multitouch input device, it would be a waste of my valuable time. All things considered, I am glad I did the upgrade, and since I was unable to find any upgrades to Win7 only for that price, it was the best possible deal for me, short of getting a pirated copy of Win7 which I did not even consider an option. But then again, YMMV. And no, I did not want to upgrade to Linux. Before anyone suggests that.

    37. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by jadv · · Score: 1

      Search is not broken if you stick to just one of the 2 interfaces (the desktop with Classic Shell in my case).

    38. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

      Because the enterprise never uses third party software.

      We, the "enterprise" I.T. guys realize that you should not need third party software to get the basic functional. Third party software is installed to meet a business need, not make the OS functional.

    39. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that it is your computer, right?

      You know that Microsoft should have NO POWER to mandate UEFI access to you, the buyer of the computer, right?

      You know that they DO demand that ARM UEFI be impossible to change by the user, right, and that they can just as easily mandate that UEFI be impossible to turn off, right?

      I guess not, you're a fucking moron.

    40. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Thats not buzz, its being successful. Microsoft is good at a number of things, but theyre not the sorts of things anyone really ever gets excited about.

    41. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. My parents' desktop machine was bought at the tail end of Vista's retail life, and has an Intel E2200 with 2GB RAM. It's not high-end hardware by any stretch, but the system seems reliable and fast enough for the basic email-and-web functionality.

    42. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, we, the enterprise IT guys do what makes day to day operations smoother. If any of my users wants a third party menuing system or app launcher, I'll check it out and let them have it. That's why my guys are more productive and safer than yours. You're still using shit like Internet Explorer.

    43. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 95, regretfully. The "how to run Win95" spreads in the magazines before it came out were huge... I kept thinking that if they'd given the same effort to OS/2, it would have done a heck of a lot better in the consumer space.

    44. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      I mostly develop for MS and as much as I was looking forward to Windows 8 I have come slightly disapointed. MS continues to provide strong legacy support and it's hurt them every time. They carry big luggage over every version and it's annoying. It's time for them to make some moves. I think the PC market, wether it be Linux, Mac or MS is dispearing at the consumer level. At the business level PCs are still a necessaty and for many MS is what they live with day to day.

      I'm not worried about the business side with MS, I'm just worried it's too late for MS to get in the consumer market.

      BTW, this article was flamebait.

    45. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit you're fucking stupid. Microsoft don't mandate UEFI policy to the end user, they mandate it to OEMs who want to sell PCs with Windows.

      Tablets are not PCs, dumbfuck.

    46. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 95?

    47. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's really no such thing as failure in Tech. Rather things are 'repurposed'.

    48. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uglier? Aero Glass was ugly and cheap looking. Windows 8 looks miles better, finally pulling away from the Fisher-Price look that Windows has had since XP.

      Here are some of the under the hood improvements. They are pretty significant.

    49. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Volshebnyj+Molotok · · Score: 1

      Right on the money... so the question then becomes "What is Windows 8 setting the groundwork for?". I shudder to think of what's next.

    50. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I work with MS products all the time. About the only one I have gotten "excited" about is PowerShell. The only other times I have heard someone get excited about an MS product was once in 2005 some guy was hyping how awesome Vista was going to be, and a coworker who inexplicably loved all things sharepoint.

      Generally the rest of the time people are moderately happy when MS releases something reasonably good (Win 7) or grumpy when they drop the ball (Vista, Server 2012). At no time do you really get the sort of excitement that results in multi-day lines at an apple store. Win 7 was probably one of MS's most well received non-gaming launch in a very long time, and I dont recall any long lines waiting for a copy of the new OS.

    51. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 95, that shit was crazy, upgrade parties, people waiting in line for midnight releases.

    52. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because the level of excitement the Apple fanboys have is unhealthy. Nobody in any other profession or hobby gets that excited about anything. You can't compare sane people with iCultists.

    53. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you start increasing to the $1'000+ level, you're starting to look at Macs...If Macs were price-competitive with standard laptops, Windows would have disappeared years ago. And there's always the hackintosh, which I have friends migrating to like Grant going through Richmond.

    54. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      Going back a ways, I would say Windows 95 generated buzz. My mates and I couldn't wait to get our hands on the beta. Borders Books and Music carried Windows 95 branded coffee. There was a lot of excitement surrounding it. Longhorn in its early state produced a lot of buzz as well. Microsoft peripherals tended to generate excitement in the press, Microsoft Natural keyboard comes to mind. I was really excited by Zune even as a mini-disc and iPod owner. I was very excited about Surface and Windows Phone 8, enough to spend a lot of time playing with WPF programming (I'm Macintosh based). Then there was XBox and Xbox 360. I still remember when XBox was laughed at by Sony and Nintendo fans. I thought Microsoft made a few really good commercials. The Zune ones were odd, but good. I just wish we could have seen more of them. The Surface ad has been a joke. How far to you expect to get with a product launch when the feature you're trumpeting the loudest is the bloody click of the kickstand?

    55. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet you still don't get it, do you? Microsoft isn't, wasn't and never will be considered "cool" by anyone that matters. They sure want to, but they won't. Ever.

      Confusing being considered "cool" with selling well or dominating a market only further reinforces your not getting it. You're not actually Ballmer, are you? That would certainly explain a few things.

    56. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by business_kid · · Score: 1

      I believe the expression comes from the Wild West of the USA, where 'toting' six guns was a common practise. One chamber of these was commonly left unloaded lest the hammer bounce and fire the gun in it's holster, and you'd shoot yourself in the foot. When drawing to shoot, the hammer had to be cocked at the same time, and shooting yourself in the foot was entirely possible if your thumb were to slip off the thing, as cocking rotated the barrel one notch.

    57. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No tech company is considered "cool", but when I think of the three main types of computer users, it breaks down like this:

      Apple user: Wannabe hipster "artist", insincere/fake socially, sitting around Starbuck's all day, unemployed
      Linux user: Epitome of "uncool", mostly knowledgeable about technology, poor social skills, poor personal hygiene but has a good job
      Microsoft user: Normal person, coolest of the three types, may or may not be tech savvy, average to good social skills, good job

    58. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      If windows 8 hasn't failed yet, it will. It is certain to fail. It is such a dreadful experience that it makes even (spit!) Vista look good.

      Lets not go overboard. Win 8 has an infuriating interface, but thats (AFAICT) the only really major ding against it. In every other regard, its Win7, just with better internals.

      Vista = 6.0, Win7 = 6.1, and Win8 = 6.2. Yes, Windows 8 is just an updated version of Windows 7 with a completely different interface on top. It's also the only version of Windows - or any software really - that started making my eyes hurt after even only 1 or 2 hours of use (I have in VMware on my Linux laptop for testing purposes.). Windows 8 will fail. But don't expect to hear that from Microsoft or anything. They've already started a push towards releasing Windows Blue in 2013 - an update to Windows 8 alread, and not even a year after release.

      Vista on the other hand had a pointlessly shiney new interface, and everything under the hood was slow, buggy, and generally unpleasant to deal with. File copy times that went way up, infuriatingly slow boot times, way over-aggressive UAC, missing drivers for everything

      There were numerous problems when Vista came out, and they're mostly Microsoft's. Vista was a major refactor of the Windows codebase, and one that was not very well optimized when Vista was released - which is why it required more memory and more processor than Windows 7, and why it generally ran a little bit slower. The drivers issue was due to the fact that Microsoft changed the driver APIs between the last beta release and the RTM - so everyone that had drivers ready, tested, etc all of a sudden didn't - they had to go back and fix them, retest, etc; it was very poorly handled by Microsoft who should have done another Beta, but was under the gun by manufacturers to meet the Holiday build schedules.

      As to UAC...Microsoft had for years encouraged developers to use APIs that required Administrative Priviledges. Then they changed their tune but developers didn't listen. The mess that was UAC when Vista was first released was the end result. It got better only because (i) users were given an option to turn it down, and (ii) developers finally listened and fixed their code.

      anyone who did support for Vista is probably thankful right now that the Win8 interface / Metro shenanigans are ALL they got wrong.

      Actually I missed Aero in Win8. The lack of it made Win8 feel rather dull. But they had to remove it from Win8 to meet performance requirements for phones and tablets; they should have left it for the desktops though.

      >Really, if they took metro out and gave me back my start menu (and no, its not worth buying some product to fix for me), I really wouldnt have any complaints that I didnt have for Win7.

      Still very true and 100% agree.

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    59. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]Vista absolutely was (and still is) a horrible OS. That 1% (I'm sure it's much more) difference between it and 7 makes for a huge difference.[/quote]

      Let me see if I can do the math here:
      Windows Vista is 99% of Windows 7.
      Yet, Windows 7 is great and Windows Vista is horrible?

      Get real troll.

    60. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 1

      I don't want to just search files. I want to search across filenames, email, documents AT THE SAME TIME. Win8 metro search can not do that, along with a great many other search terms that Windows 7 and vista could.

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    61. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by smash · · Score: 1

      Exactly, especially when the third party unsupported hack is to go contrary to the direction microsoft is forcing upon users with their OS design choices.

      What's to say SP1 or some critical security update won't break this third party freeware app? If you've deployed this, and that happens - you're fucked.

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    62. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows7 is Microsofts Ultimate Winner.... Powerfull, clean, and smooth UX.. Anyone that denies this is deluded to being a fanboy of what... A OVERPRICED and SHITTY OSX System, Linux a FREE but barebones and shitty UI + UX for any normal user... There is a reason why almost every college and university teaches on Windows systems... THEY WORK!!! True.. I hate Win8 myself, but Windows7 is the Ultimate OS right now for desktops and laptops... Apple has what now? Right click? only took them how long? and they still don't have shit for software available for it. I use multiple OS's in my job and the bulk of our work is done using Windows7, and Server R2... The main reason for this is software availability, compatability, and ease of use... Plain and simple...

    63. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course... Win7 is Vista Mark II... Vista was an incredibly broken system you have to admit it... Win7 is Vista Fixed.. But you can't beat Win7 right now. Even Microsoft can't beat it... Win8 is the new Vista... Win9 or whatever they call it, will be 8 fixed... .

    64. Re:Windows 8 and Failure by Gen_Music · · Score: 1

      THIS. The issue is that Dell and Co could make it cheaper, they just don't because it's the latest and greatest and they want to do what Intel does with pricing without remembering that Intel actually HAS R+D to pay.

      A touchscreen kit costs around £90 now. It doesn't have to be hi-dot res, new or even capacative. It can be old resist tech with software to add, it's been done before. With dell manufacturing it in bulk it wouldn't cost more than $40 a unit, likely not much more than they would pay for it direct from current manufacturers of touch interfaces. That's £40 more than the Win8 non-touch laptops out there, and very easy to sell. They just don't actually WANT to sell a cheap Win8 laptop.

  118. Last thing I want by justthinkit · · Score: 1
    Heck, Windows 8 doesn't even have a keyboard shortcut for Shut Down. Sure, you can DO it; but it's a multi-step procedure.

    The last thing I want is a keyboard shortcut that shuts down my computer -- something I almost never do (maybe once every 3 or 4 months, when I vacuum the dust out of it).

    Similar to my learning, early on, to not automate deletions.

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    1. Re: Last thing I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a confirmation dialog before the machine actually shuts down, and all OS X keyboard shortcuts can be edited or disabled in the advanced section of Keyboard Preferences.

    2. Re: Last thing I want by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Linux can do likewise.

      Microsoft is just crap. They've been a monopoly vendor too long. Being immune from market pressures has dulled their engineering skills. They got lazy because they could.

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  119. Muscling In by wnfJv8eC · · Score: 1

    Muscling in worked well for M$ in the business community for a long time. Sell the product to the highest bosses, who then forced M$ products on the employees. I remember having to have an 'Exchange' account. What a tragic affair that was. Everyone logging in between 12:45 and 1:15, bogged down the servers for an hour or more. Complaints, complaints from high on on how 'we' IT were fucking up the Exchange server. It never occurred to them when we moved from a four cpu Sun Sparc to a two cpu Intel processor box we'd suffer degraded performance. All this to save a maintenance contract. But when the program was running, it sure looked pretty. Naturally you know the solution. Put the bosses on their own exchange server, complete with licenses and yes, you guessed it, another maintenance contract. That that 'solution' didn't solve the problem, that didn't exist before, with several hundred people logging in to check their mail just after lunch was no biggy anymore as the boss's mail worked just fine. Naturally, as a Unix IT guy, I put a forward in the exchange server for myself to a decent sparc server that was just serving files. That solved my problem as people expect IT to respond, like now, when they have a problem. Waiting till two-ish before getting a task meant I'd have to stay longer.

  120. Modern Visual Studio by tepples · · Score: 1

    Metro is the solution that Microsoft wants you to have - the desktop is "legacy" now

    Let me know when Visual Studio is completely ported to the Modern UI, and then we can call the desktop "legacy".

    1. Re:Modern Visual Studio by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      its already looks like Metro - as does Office 2013 on the desktop (if you like full-screen 'only' for effective working, and everything in eye-burning white).

      I should imagine they're working on it right now, VS2014 might well be a metro app.

  121. Tablet with keyboard == expensive netbook by tepples · · Score: 1

    Most of my "cloud" applications are running Java and could easily be used on a convertible tablet (with keyboard dock).

    What does a "convertible tablet" do that a "netbook" doesn't, other than the arguably artificial discontinuation of netbooks in favor of higher-margin tablets?

  122. Wrong by justthinkit · · Score: 1
    I said that I like it and predicted /.ers will like it...eventually

    The speed difference alone (vs 7) makes it highly desirable on my new, under $300, Lenovo "pack around laptop". I want that thing up and running, and shutting down, in seconds and Win8 does this to perfection.

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    1. Re:Wrong by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      My current Debian install "boots" faster than I can open the lid of the laptop, maybe you should try that.

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    2. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the quote marks around "boots"?

  123. Re:You don't need a mouse in Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, you can do anything you want in Windows without a mouse. Just use MouseKeys and use your numeric keypad as a mouse.

  124. So MS is declaring it a failure already? by mark_reh · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's a little hard to believe that the company that has kept the worst browser in existence alive through 10 generations of crap is ready to throw in the towel on Win 8 only a few months after its release.

    They'll just have to do what they've done in the past- load Win 7 up with so many "updates" that break it, or cause reboots every 20 minutes, that people will switch to Win 8 in desperation.

    1. Re:So MS is declaring it a failure already? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Careful there, MacOS might look mighty tempting. And let's not talk about Linux.

      The days when you "had to" switch to another version of Windows if yours had become unbearable because you had no alternative are numbered.

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    2. Re:So MS is declaring it a failure already? by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the software compatibility issue- THAT is what has kept MS on top for so long in spite of security and other issues, and it's why MS changes file formats every couple years. You want to be able to access MS Office files? You gotta pay MS for the OS and the Office "upgrades". MS has a lot of momentum that isn't going to disappear over night.

  125. You Know That When We Touch... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Sometimes the feelings get to be too much.

    Meanwhile, Ubuntu with E17 is pretty nice. Take out that Unity crap and you can pretty much just pretend it'd Debian.

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    1. Re:You Know That When We Touch... by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Take out that Unity crap and you can pretty much just pretend it'd Debian.

      if you want to pretend it's Debian, why don't you just put Debian in it?

    2. Re:You Know That When We Touch... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu seems to have a nicer install process. Debian always has this feeling to it of being in disrepair, whether it actually is or not. When I was younger I didn't really mind dicking with my distribution for a week after installing it to get all my shit working correctly. Now, I have better things to do with my time.

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  126. I am the perfect target by kmcrober · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am the perfect target of Windows 8. I use a touchscreen laptop (Lenovo x220t) and I love it--I work with the pen as much as possible, even when typing would be more efficient, simply because I like it.

    I and users like me have been complaining since Windows 8 released that it's simply not a good touch/pen interface. Windows 7 had an excellent pen input system. Microsoft scrapped it and replaced it with a much less useful and less practical input interface in Windows 8. It was a bafflingly stupid decision--they dumped the best interface in the industry for something that's barely functional.

    Reviewers haven't paid much attention to this problem because, I think, relatively few people are using the pen as a significant input device. But Microsoft is trying to change that. If they want Windows 8 to succeed, or PCs to move towards a touch/pen interface generally, they need to ask some hard questions of whoever is currently in charge of those design decisions. (I'd recommend, "Can you name any single way in which the Windows 8 pen interface is superior to the Windows 7 interface?", "Then why did you change it?", and "Have you been drinking on the job?")

  127. How to efficiently discover talent? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Probably 75000 years ago, tool makers started making just tools and started trading the tools for other necessities.

    True, it benefited humankind to allow some people to specialize in tool making. But that doesn't necessarily mean that it benefits humankind to erect artificial cryptographic barriers to entry for tool makers.

    Look, it is better for millions of people who have no talent to stop creating content and reducing the signal-to-noise ratio in the contetnt universe.

    Then what's the democratic, free market way to most efficiently discover who has talent and who has the potential to develop talent? Or to discover talent that appeals to a niche even if it doesn't appeal to the mass market?

    trust the free market to find cheaper better gate-keepers.

    As long as gatekeepers hold overly broad patents, there will be no free market in gatekeeping. The market is trying to choose Google and Amazon, but Apple is trying to use the legal system to make sure it is the only gatekeeper.

    1. Re:How to efficiently discover talent? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Then what's the democratic, free market way to most efficiently discover who has talent and who has the potential to develop talent? Or to discover talent that appeals to a niche even if it doesn't appeal to the mass market?

      Now that the cost of reproduction and distribution has fallen next to nothing, niche markets can be very effectively served by talent scounts/editorial services/play list makers etc. People who spend their time unearthing talent should be paid/rewarded. If there is a reward, if there is a way to monetize it, free market will find a way. It always does.

      As long as gatekeepers hold overly broad patents, there will be no free market in gatekeeping. The market is trying to choose Google and Amazon, but Apple is trying to use the legal system to make sure it is the only gatekeeper.

      Proximity distorts perspective. We are too close to these events and they loom large in our field of vision. Over the long run things will change. Who would have thunk back in 2000, WinTel monopoly would be broken and Internet Explorer would be reduced to a third level bit player? Look back to 1900. There was this AMMA, American Motor Manufacturer's Association that claimed to have patented the automobile. It held a stranglehold on American manufacturing. There were about 4000 or so car makers all straining under the yoke of this completely unreasonable claim of patent rights to a car. Doesn't the situation look similar to present day where millions of content makers are struggling under the yoke of unreasonable patents by $your_favorite_monster_company ? Let us chill out,. Things will work out fine.

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    2. Re:How to efficiently discover talent? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Now that the cost of reproduction and distribution has fallen next to nothing, niche markets can be very effectively served by talent scounts/editorial services/play list makers etc.

      True, now that deployment is cheap, promotion becomes the bottleneck. So why has it become it the expected arrangement among viewers that each particular brand of device (Sony PS3/PS Vita, Microsoft Xbox 360/Surface, Nintendo DS/Wii/DSi/3DS/Wii U, Apple iPod/iPhone/iPad) will have only one monopoly talent scout/editorial service/play list maker? And why should that remain the expected arrangement?

    3. Re:How to efficiently discover talent? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      We are too close to these events and they loom large in our field of vision. Over the long run things will change

      If 1965-2012 in computer technology represents millions of years of civilization, the decades that you are asking for for the problem to solve itself cannot be said to be an optimal solution. If it takes millions of years to solve a problem that could have been solved in years, you can't say in the end that it all worked out "fine".

      Let us chill out,. Things will work out fine

      Things don't work out fine when people chill out. Things work out when people die for a cause. I know people who spend a lifetime complaining about their plight, not ready to struggle to improve the situation. Things don't "work out" for them.

      --
      Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
    4. Re:How to efficiently discover talent? by tepples · · Score: 1

      So if my cause is providing headroom for users' upward mobility, what would be an effective way for me to "struggle to improve the situation"? Perhaps "complaining about their plight" is a way to survey the landscape to find an appropriate angle for such an improvement.

    5. Re:How to efficiently discover talent? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Yep complaining is one. Selecting the vendor closest to your ideal, in spite of some hardships, is another. Funding, supporting and investing in companies providing the desired upward mobility could work.

      Take the US cellular telephony market. The people don't care about the freedom to choose the handset and service provider separately. So they get that freedom. They care about gun freedom - so they get that.

      Exact opposite is India.

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      Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
    6. Re:How to efficiently discover talent? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I meant "So they don't get that freedom" in case of cellular telephony market.

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      Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
  128. MS sounds like someone I knew by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    MS sounds a lot like my ex-wife - it's everyone else's fault and she is not to blame.

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  129. Same as metro ui by Paradigma11 · · Score: 1

    I think the main reason MS does both things is because there are going to be many excellent apps that will only work with js libraries and touch. Making it easy to port those additional apps to the windows platform (pc,tablet,phone) is just sensible.

  130. Re:I like Windows 8 by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Yeah, exactly. The designers of some popular modern GUIs are crap.

    Any crappy OS can run one process well at a time. A good OS lets you run 1000 or more processes.

    Any crappy UI lets you do one task at a time. A good UI lets you do way more than one task at a time.

    If your GUI isn't much better than "gnu screen" or "DOS" in task management it really sucks.

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  131. re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    win8 is crap... give us the old interface and it will be fine

  132. I wanted to buy a new gaming laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was ready to spend up to $1000 for a new gaming laptop to take with me for a year of overseas duty.

    Everything I wanted came with Windows 8 and had reliability or availability problems with chipset drivers for downgrading to Windows 7. I ordered lenovo Y500 for a great price. Ended up canceling the order due to Lenovo's asshattery in construction choices (no switching to onboard HD4000 gpu when 2D) and because the stress of dealing with SecureBoot UEFI and Windows 8 just was too much work if I wasn't getting paid for it.

    MS should pay users for the sysadmin work they have to do to make their kruft even function halfway.

  133. More cognitive load, no benefit by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

    Yes, exactly. I've been using Windows 8 for about a month now. The experience is jarring, with frequent context switches and poor discoverability. I have so far resisted installing one of the start menu replacements, as I really want to give it a try. Maybe there is something to it, but so far it's just additional cognitive load with no actual benefits.

    I'm quite prepared to try new things. I hated Ubuntu Unity when I first interacted with it, but I gave it a determined try. Two weeks later, I decided I really quite liked it, and now I actually prefer it to traditional desktops. It's calm, and what I'm working on is the focus, not the operating system. Windows 8 is almost the exact opposite experience.

  134. Re:Just install Windows 7? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    I assume they have a volume license for Windows 7 for all workstations right? If it is tiny it would be a much less hassle to order a copy of Windows 7 pro for $139 at Fry's. There should be room on that budget as 3x2 = 6 hours driving = $50 worth of gas. Half the price of an OEM version of Windows 7!

    Speaking of Business edition. Windows Blue is coming out next summer. Thats right Windows 9 or 8.1 will be out in beta in a few months. Every year a new version will be released. You might as well get used to it as MS will surely not make the mistake of XP and IE 6 where it stinks and sticks so long people can't leave and vendors and users get used to it and locked in!

    Windows 7 will be around in 10 years and I am sure Balmer will make sure WIndows 7 will be the last XP style OS that sticks around that long. How this will work? Who knows? MS should not do transitionairy releases to foce users to get used to Windows Phones they do not want as this is what MS admitted what caused the choice of the removal of the start menu.

    My only hope is Windows 8.1 or 9 will address its shortcomings by keeping Metro but including a hybrid start where it wont eat up the whole desktop and resizable tiles and a taskbar for screens bigger than 7 inches. If MS did this then it would be usable for tablets and desktops alike but I will wait and see.

  135. OSses should be boring and useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anything fancy nowadays is just short-lasting sugar. Sure, some idiots like Apple stuff, but in all honesty, Apple hasn't made that a big contribution to computing as both Microsoft (sorry to admit that as a OSS/Linux guy) and Unix, nowadays Linux has. Yes, I'm serious.

    OSses should boring, useful, fast, easy, simple, clean, small, stable, cheap, customizable. Win8 is none of that, and that's why it's failing. Win7 was a big win due actual (and boring) improvements over XP.
    The "next big thing" just isn't happening with that clunky touching thing. Keyboard and mouse have been with use for that a long time, not because there isn't something better. Currently it's the next best thing, and it's the hell practical, reliable and cheap, too.

  136. Re:No he's actually being a Conservative... by jds91md · · Score: 1

    Obama is taking mediocre expensive American medicine and getting it to more people. More expense. More mediocrity. More, frankly, crap. If he were really a liberal, he would have sought a govt based solution like single payor and been done with the atrocious 3rd party employer linked private insurance that we put up with now. But no, he gave in, compromised or caved at every turn, and thus we have more crap for more people when we could have had transformative change. Not a Democrat, not a liberal. --JSt

  137. Re:Dear Microsoft... and another thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the Segway? That's touch. It's great if you're just trying to zip about at 7-12 mph, and don't mind looking like a giant, fat, lazy goober. If you're trying to get from LA to San Fran, you take a fucking CAR. Or a bus, train, or plane. You could even take a boat if you don't mind it taking a while. But you don't ride your fucking Segway there, you throw that in the TRUNK!!!

    Microsoft, and 8 are unsuccessful because they're essentially trying to ban cars, and require people to use Segways instead. Can you picture the 5 freeway, at 5 PM on a weekday, but instead of cars, it's all a bunch of fruitcakes on Segways?

    Actually, you'd probably get home faster that way, at least you'd be going over 5 miles per hour!

    But you see my point, right? Touch is fine for mobile phones, if you like that sort of thing. I prefer buttons because I'm old, and I know what works. I would love to see some M$ exec., Balmer himself for instance, have to type a whole book, or a business proposal or plan, or something, using one of his stupid tablets, or using some other "touch" device and his crappy Windows 8 pain in the ass operating system.

    I can actually see Microsoft firing him, and begging Gates to come back, but I can't imagine what they'd offer him. What do you offer Bill Gates? Not that that'd be a huge improvement, but at least Microsoft wasn't a sinking ship while he was running it.

  138. another factor by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    At my repair and custom builds shop, I refuse to build a Windows 8 PC. Too much training, followup questions, and angry users. I wonder if they factored in manufacturers like me outright refusing to sell it because it's so fucking awufl. Then I guess they're half right to "blame" PC makers, lol.

    1. Re:another factor by xlsior · · Score: 1

      At my repair and custom builds shop, I refuse to build a Windows 8 PC. Too much training, followup questions, and angry users. I wonder if they factored in manufacturers like me outright refusing to sell it because it's so fucking awufl. Then I guess they're half right to "blame" PC makers, lol.

      I doubt it, since the number of machines sold by custom build shops like yours are nothing more than a rounding error compared to the number of pre-build PC's and laptops shifted by the big box retail stores, and OEM vendors like Dell/HP/Lenovo/Acer/Gateway/Sony/Samsung/etc.

  139. Blame the others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It reminds of a couple of fat Americans at a hotel in Cancun, Mexico, who had a misunderstanding with the hotel staff in connection with a shower malfuntion in their suite. At 10 pm she was yelling in the hallway: "This wouldn't have happened if they 'speaked' English!"... The nerve.

  140. Perception momentum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Apple's products become more trendy the "Micro$oft is evil and dumb" meme will continue to grow. There's just too much momentum behind a story that has been going around since the 90s. Microsoft really needs change customer perception, I wish I knew how cause I'd sell the idea to them.

  141. Windows 8 vs Server 2012 by Wow8agger · · Score: 1

    I guess what's most frustrating about all this is that Microsoft is capable of solid engineering. While Windows 8 devolves and is an intensely frustrating to use debacle, Server 2012 is actually a pretty nice product with some cool features in it (block level deduplication, easier clustering, and the site to site VPN over SSL (DirectConnect) for example).

    It feels like the server team largely listens to their users and generally improves their product, while the consumer teams just releases these absolute dogs every few years. I suspect the reason why is that the server team has credible competition in the form of Linux, VMware, and others, the desktop and office teams really don't have a lot of competition in the corporate desktop/productivity market.

    -matt

  142. Windows 7 is to Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What XP was to ME
    (I would've said 95 to 98, but honestly pre-USB 95 was excellent as long as you didn't have misbehaving apps and rebooted your computer once a day. Although honestly back in those days nobody I knew left their computers on, mostly due to the lack of any serious power management.)

  143. Fool Me Twice? by softcoder · · Score: 1

    Maybe the reason that the H/w mfgs didn't commit heavily to Windows 8, is that they learned from the Novell WordPerfect disaster that you are a fool if you trust MS advance info. I can just see a mfg committing big money to a Windows 8 based touch machine, only to find out that MS had to change the API at the last minute to accomodate their own Surface Product. MS are perfectly capable of getting the industry to ramp up the hype for a Windows 8 based tablet, and then try to scoop the market by a) releasing their own competing tablet, and b) crippling those mfgs credulous enough to believe their advance specs by changing the API at lhe last minute. They have done it before.
    softcoder.

  144. Not an aptitude problem, an attitude problem. by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

    People, by your use, must be absolute morons.

    Try supporting an office full of average, run of the mill, people sometime and your perspective might change. "People" are not you or me. Even if they are experts in some other area, the majority of them will need training for any major computer related change. Most of them are afraid to change even the most simple settings because they think they might break something or might get in to trouble. And in some environments many settings are often locked down anyway.

    ... Who do you work with? In my experience, what you describe is not an aptitude problem, it's an attitude problem.

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  145. Re:I like Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't use the word "Modern"...We need a proper name, and with the lack of something official, "Metro" is the best candidate (as it was official).

    Retro UI?

  146. QUESTION: Were the links directed MY way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject-line above, & answer that question...

    * ;)

    (If it WAS directed MY WAY? Boy - have I got an answer, just for you!)

    APK

    P.S.=> I'll be waiting...

    ... apk

  147. Downgrade rights may involve additional cost by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    I purchased a number of desktop systems after confirming that I had downgrade rights to Windows 7. (I like the hardware and price, but did NOT want Windows 8). I found out that exercising those rights is far from straightforward. I ended up having to pay for Windows 7 recovery media and wait for it to be delivered.

  148. I just want Windows 8 to die by wdef · · Score: 1

    Naively, I bought a new Lenovo i7/6GB/1TB because it was cheap *and* it was one of the few laptops in the entire store that would still boot Linux from a usb drive without jumping through unknown hoops. All the others I tried with similar specs (many better laptops and all also with uefi boot) had some problem booting from usb - usually no 'legacy' boot setting or equivalent in the boot screen (no longer called BIOS settings). It came with Windows 8, which I assumed could not possibly be as bad as what it was said to be. Boy was I wrong.

    Windows 8 is absolutely, abysmally, shockingly awful on a keyboard laptop. I have installed Classic Shell to give me back a start menu. I have learned to use ctl-alt-tab to get between the awful rubbish 'apps' and a quasi-desktop experience. I worked out how to get a command prompt. It's still only just bearable. I want this shit gone. Dead. Buried.

    I had a talk to a guy in a small pc service shop - he says he gets at least two requests a day from customers begging him to remove Windows 8 and install Windows 7, but he tells me it seems it isn't possible on some new laptops to do this. He took a hard drive out of one machine, wiped Windiows 8 and installed Windows 7. When he put the hard drive back in the laptop, the motherboard would no longer recognize the drive. Perhaps he doesn't understand UEFI boot, I dunno. I am just tempted to send this shit back to Lenovo and say: give me my money back or give me Windows 7 on this machine.

  149. Windows 7 = Windows Vista SP3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're on crack or have never used Vista. Windows 7 was Vista with a new taskbar and couple bug fixes. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

  150. Ah ha! by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

    So Microsoft finally admits it. Windows 8 and the Metro UI is a failure on traditional desktop computers. And not only is Microsoft not at fault in any way for creating such a bad Frankenstein OS, according to them the OEMs are to blame for not completely transforming their business overnight to tiny touchscreens and pissing off all of their customers who want to do real work with real keyboards, mice and decent sized monitors.

    Wait... what? How the fuck did they pull that out of their asses? Seriously? Did they really not expect almost everyone to revolt against their hybrid from hell? News flash to Microsoft: Release something that sucks and people will want nothing to do with it.

    1. Re:Ah ha! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Seems the hubris of MS reached a new height. We want it to be, so customers and manufacturers will bend to our will. And if they don't, THEY are wrong.

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  151. Wahhh Wahhh Wahhhh! by CyberRacer · · Score: 1

    "Nobody is buying my oompa band records because discos don't play enough tuba music!" I know it's unthinkable to MS, but maybe the reason win 8 isn't selling is because it just plain sux!

    1. Re:Wahhh Wahhh Wahhhh! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sux is such a hard and misspelled word. OK, it does suck donkey dick, but that's not even the main point. It could be the best OS out there centered around a touch interface and it would be a dud. Because MS is actually right, desktop makers do not produce machines that make touch input a key feature.

      Mostly they don't, though, because using touch as a main interface at desktops sucks even more than Win8 ever could!

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  152. "it's the other person's fault" excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like a rapist claiming it's the victim's fault.

  153. Endgame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intel is announcing the end of the socket for their processors and is getting out of the mobo business; motherboard manufacturers will now taken on tremendous sales risk.

    Microsoft is releasing a tablet to target the low-end laptop market.

    This squeezes Computer manufacturers from both ends, and not just on the consumer market; servers are also being targeted.

    How do you undercut Microsoft? You Talk with your competitors and align your manufacturing empires to build Linux-compatible devices. With UEFI this is very do-able from the get-go. AMD, Intel and Nvidia would be more than happy to provide driver support in such a scenario.

    Additionally, Apple has been seeing some pretty serious declines in it's stock and revenue as of late. I would find it very interesting indeed if they started allowing PC Manufacturers to install stripped-down versions of OSX on their PC's.

    If either of the two above scenario's occurred, Microsoft would be looking at realigning itself to handle such a fight because once those technologies are accepted and open standards become adopted, it's very easy for them to get squeezed out of the market by open standards like Novell did. That can happen faster than they can react to it. If you include Rapid Development Platform Virtual machines in the mix, things get incredibly interesting all of a sudden.

  154. Mod the above up to 11 by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The ONLY reason people use Windows is because of the bazillion X86 programs they have they want to run, year after year of Windows software that people DO care about

    This line especially nails it - people run an OS for an application of a group of applications.

    This is something like the 6th attempt at a tablet system for MS (I've got a recent WinCE tablet right here which is insanely slow given the hardware) and they not only don't have much of an ecosystem of touch apps but with their ARM version they are ditching the established range of apps. Less apps than an iPad, twice as expensive - lame.

  155. As a consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have no point to use that fancy new technology forced by ms , and the product looks disgusting to me , gonna eat away precious cpu to turn it into a cheaper mac ,

    if i want a mac ill buy a mac .

    Ubuntu will take off now.

  156. Good leadership speaks for itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good leadership speaks for itself, good leaders don't need defending. Bad leadership on the other hand, blames others.

    He did this with the failure of online business, he loaded all the failure onto the ad division, then took a big writedown on that division, and blamed Gates for that quarters loss.

    Now we're blaming engineers for making bad management choices?

    Oh and I see how you point the finger at Sinofsky, but ultimately he had to do *something*, and reconcile Windows Office division with touch. You can say he's done badly, but with the inertia in Microsoft he was always going to deliver a dog, Office division is not capable or willing to deliver a touch product, Management won't let Microsoft use a touch office from someone else. The idea that low level employees drag the business forward only happens when CEOs fail to, Ballmer is clearly a failure here.

    So Sinofsky delivers a botch, they'll fix some of the interface issues, and it will still be a botch. Because the real problem is internal politics and an incompetent leader.

    Oh and yes Microsoft's prices are up AGAIN , congratulations, he can raise prices. Well done, on the price rising talents, yeh, superiour price incremental skills.

  157. Task != application by tepples · · Score: 1

    What I think both gnome-shell and the metro interface attempt to do is put the task you're involved in at the center of the experience.

    But their attempts aren't successful in a lot of cases because a task may use more than one application, and keeping both applications visible provides context to the user. One example is reading a web page and taking notes. This task uses two applications: a web browser and a text editor. Another example is web development: a text editor in one or more window to edit HTML markup, style, script, or a PHP program, and a web browser in another window to view the output. The task involves refreshing the page, inspecting the output, and tweaking the code to make the output more closely resemble the expected output. This task likewise uses more than one application.

    1. Re:Task != application by tomboy17 · · Score: 1

      What I think both gnome-shell and the metro interface attempt to do is put the task you're involved in at the center of the experience.

      But their attempts aren't successful in a lot of cases because a task may use more than one application, and keeping both applications visible provides context to the user. One example is reading a web page and taking notes. This task uses two applications: a web browser and a text editor. Another example is web development: a text editor in one or more window to edit HTML markup, style, script, or a PHP program, and a web browser in another window to view the output. The task involves refreshing the page, inspecting the output, and tweaking the code to make the output more closely resemble the expected output. This task likewise uses more than one application.

      Yes -- you're right of course. If an application can't contain your task, then the metro-app=task equation fails. This is where gnome-shell, with its multiple desktops, succeeds. The shell focuses you by stripping away the distraction of panels, etc. but also allows you to set up tasks however you want by using multiple desktops and making it easy to snap windows into place for multi-window use. The way gnome-shell allows the dynamic creation and destruction of desktops also encourages you to think of each desktop as a separate task.

      It wouldn't be hard for Windows to follow a similar model, but it seems like they don't really conceive of their desktop as a part of their metro interface at all -- it's just an ugly 2nd cousin of the new interface.

      But I imagine we exaggerate the importance of looking at multiple windows at once.

      I'd say any task in which you traditionally would have overlapping windows rather than side-by-side windows would be a case where switching between full screen views wouldn't be so bad. The utility of the overlapping windows is to give you an easy way to remember what else you were doing and how to get back to it -- the metaphorical visual "stack" of windows mirroring the "stack" of stuff you're doing -- and both Windows 8 and gnome-shell have fast ways to switch between tasks you were recently doing (getting to your "last" task is especially fast w/ touch on Windows 8).

      Finally, I'd add that on most laptops, side-by-side screens aren't really that great: a typical laptop at 1280 or 1360 pixels wide doesn't really allow two standard webpages or word documents to be displayed next to each other, so unless your work involves a terminal or a text editor, it's unlikely the side-by-side windows are all that handy.

      Of course, all of this will be different if we can get really big displays -- those will call for whole new UIs, and in those cases, we'll be able to keep lots of windows spread out much more easily -- but for now 1920x1080 is the biggest most of us will be using and even at that resolution, two full applications is the most you'd ever really use side-by-side, and that is the one use case already built into the "metro" interface on windows 8 (albeit with flaws, mentioned earlier, but flaws that presumably could be improved in the next upgrade, much as Vista was fixed with 7).

  158. Re:I like Windows 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with few context switches to switch context. win8 breaks this bigtime.

  159. That's a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple months and that passes as good??? Oh wait, I think that might be sarcasm but I'm not really sure...

  160. Re:I like Windows 8 by patchouly · · Score: 1

    Actually, I work on my server during the day and often have multiple windows open (I run a dual screen set up). During my down time, I do a lot of music recording and have a full home studio set up. If you start looking at the "Metro" screen as a fancy start menu, it really is just a decorative upgrade. Not anything to freak out about.

  161. Tablets are not PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's simple really. Consumers are moving towards tablet like devices. .

    This is repeated so often that some people might even think it's true. The truth is that everybody who want's a PC already has one. I don't need a new PC every 2 years, and neither do most people, but I sure need a PC. I didn't have a tablet, so I bought one. I have bought more tablets in the past 5 years than I have PCs, but if I had to give one up it would be the tablet.

    Nothing about the PC is advancing very fast, so the only time you really need to replace your PC is when some critical component breaks. I used to be a serial upgrader, replacing a couple major components a year and doing a complete gutting (motherboard, processor etc.) every 2 years or so. My current PC has been running with the same core components for about 5 years, with no major upgrade other than a SSD (which was pretty nice). It was once "high end" and plays year-old games (discounted on Steam) just fine if I don't max out all settings.

    The PC market is mature, it isn't dying at home or at work.

  162. windows to much like a cell phone or what ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first of all i'm not a so called coward...you would not call me that if you were in my face little man of no guts..i'v been on pc's long before you had a dad..sit tight and learn..fool..i dont walk around looking like a nut case with a phone stuck in my ear all day and i dont vote for fools that think thay can fix everything..any way what a wast of time for windows 8 and the money spent on it i'l stick to windows 7 thankyou and by the way qbasic abasic and windows 3.1 i still have and 3 types of dos..geezzz get a life kid play baseball or run after girls or something get a dam life will ya :(

  163. Doorway amnesia, gorilla arm, and 2-page monitors by tepples · · Score: 1

    I'd say any task in which you traditionally would have overlapping windows rather than side-by-side windows would be a case where switching between full screen views wouldn't be so bad. The utility of the overlapping windows is to give you an easy way to remember what else you were doing and how to get back to it

    In an overlapping mode, the user can always see at least a sliver of the other window, which prevents doorway amnesia by giving the user's subconscious mind a continuous cue that the thing in the other window still exists. Preventing something from ever being completely out of sight prevents it from being out of mind. It also gives a drag and drop target when moving or copying an object from one window to another, which is faster than long-pressing an object (where a short press is bound to Open), tapping Share, and selecting the correct application from a long list.

    getting to your "last" task is especially fast w/ touch on Windows 8

    Which sucks for devices without a touch screen. It also sucks for laptop and desktop computers with a touch screen because of the gorilla arm issue.

    Finally, I'd add that on most laptops, side-by-side screens aren't really that great: a typical laptop at 1280 or 1360 pixels wide doesn't really allow two standard webpages or word documents to be displayed next to each other

    How would these 720p-class displays (1280x720 WXGA and 1280x1024 SXGA) not admit two Word documents? Word existed in the 640x480 era, and at a nominal 96 dpi, 640 pixels cover 6.67 inches (169 mm), or the width of a US letter or A4 sized page minus standard 1" or 25 mm margins. Heck, back in the day, an XGA+ (1152x870) display was considered two-page.

  164. Enforce Power Point! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know some people and their parents who really think that latest 2k+ computer with latest MS software is mandatory. Then they basically just use MS Office with it.

    I see that MS Office is the biggest selling point here. Microsoft should really enforce its use and try to bad the same functionality from other software.
    (And don't tell me there are alternatives such as Libre Office as there really is not: it doesn't support pptx, for example).

  165. What businessmodel is that? by Askmum · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is 'frustrated with major OEMs who didn't build nearly enough touch systems.'

    Yeah, manufacture what the seller needs, not what the buyer needs. That's a good strategy.
    I worked for the Woolworths retail chain in the UK for a while. They had the most peculiar strategy. Usually you let people come to your store and and stock your stores with those products your consumers want to buy. Woolworths HQ pushed products to the stores and told them to sell them.
    No wonder they went bust.

    I must say, I only had the shortest time to play with Windows 8 in a shop, but from that 2 minutes, I couldn't make head nor tails from it. No idea how it worked an even less idea how I could get back to the initial screen it was showing.

  166. ... and Obama phones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just sayin'

  167. Re:I like Windows 8 by sl149q · · Score: 2

    I solved this problem easily... switched to Linux Mint and now run Windows in VM's...

    If I need a metro app it will just get its own VM and can then be resized appropriately and reside on one of the six screens on my desk and lab bench. :-)

    I do still have a few standalone Windows systems. But they are all just lab bench test systems. Use until they croak from driver testing and then re-image.

  168. Are you kidding? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I have built these wonderful 100000W home stereo amps, and it's only the architects' fault that they don't sell, if they only built bigger homes with only one power outlet that can actually power them, they'd sell like hotcakes!

    Hey, MS, guess what? Computer manufacturers build what sells, and touch-centric desktops don't.

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  169. Go w/ PC-BSD by unixisc · · Score: 1

    The vendors should go w/ PC-BSD, which is the only BSD that has been made specifically for desktops/laptops and not for servers (for servers, the full FBSD is recommended). Neither NetBSD nor OpenBSD have desktop editions of their OS, and under FBSD, there was once another OS called DesktopBSD, but that is pretty much an abandoned project. So if the OEMs decided to go w/ BSD, they could standardize on this one.

    Also, in the event that drivers don't exist for one or the other, once they get written, they won't get broken in subsequent versions of the OS. Unlike in Linux based OSs. This since the BSDL has nothing against binary blobs, or whatever it takes to have them working.

  170. Re:Doorway amnesia, gorilla arm, and 2-page monito by tomboy17 · · Score: 1

    How would these 720p-class displays (1280x720 WXGA and 1280x1024 SXGA) not admit two Word documents? Word existed in the 640x480 era, and at a nominal 96 dpi, 640 pixels cover 6.67 inches (169 mm), or the width of a US letter or A4 sized page minus standard 1" or 25 mm margins. Heck, back in the day, an XGA+ (1152x870) display was considered two-page.

    You forget that applications have changed. Have you actually tried looking at two word documents side by side on a 1280 screen? It's the same with the web -- back when smaller displays were common, pages were designed for smaller pages, but as displays have grown, so has the standard width of a page, which then interferes with the ability of the larger displays to accommodate two pages side-by-side.

  171. User Labs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANA CTO but assuming MS ran the usual user labs prior to release of Win8, there must have been a lot of business user representatives present who said "we are not going to do company-wide retraining and company-wide rollout of touch screens, we must have the traditional desktop environment".

    Yes I realise the two are not mutually exclusive.

    I can't believe they were all bewitched by the shiny shiny and I can't comprehend how MS thought it was OK to dismiss these opinions.

  172. "Burying me"'s up rating me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now let's bury him and his post, so it never sees the light of day again." - by Areyoukiddingme (1289470) on Sunday January 27, @11:20PM (#427125

    To +2 Insightful (my posts' rating) from a default AC rating of 0?

    * I'll take it... & you FAIL!

    (Especially considering you literally have a 'brand-new' 7-digit account no doubt created for trolling, & quite recently I'd wager...)

    Besides - I said it nearly 5 YEARS ago, "get rid of Steve Ballmer @ MS":

    GET RID OF S. BALLMER @ MS:2008 -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=543962&cid=23310698

    Just judging by the current results & lack of CLEAR vision? I still stand by it & I was correct... no arguing with a prediction that was spot-on correct years later!

    The guy has NO business-forecasting sense!

    E.G.-> I would've seen this coming a MILE off!

    I.E.-> Especially since bad economic times mean NO ECONOMY! Folks don't spend on mere 'wants' then... they save/hoard cash for hard times, & only spend on NEEDS!

    In "hard times", Folks will take what they have, especially if its fast & works well already (via FAST current CPU's & Windows 7 for example) & work with that, saving monies for NEEDS rather than mere WANTS!

    Especially that, rather than use some hacked together smartphone interface (shoved down their throats!)

    Mr. Ballmer apparently doesn't know his own clientele either, & a cardinal rule of business?

    YOU CAN'T SELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO NOT WANT, much less NEED!

    To get people to buy in down economic times/depressions/recessions, generally, you've GOT to "put your best foot forward" & apparently? Mr. Ballmer doesn't even KNOW what that is, or means, for Microsoft & Windows.

    What a shame.

    APK

    P.S.=> Thanks to whoever uprated me thus - I only told it how it is, and I am certain of it (I don't *like* seeing it either since I am a Windows fan, but there it is - I was just being straightforward & honest).

    Man - this debacle brings another prediction that many others reflected on this page: This will be the end of Mr. Ballmer as CEO!

    Yes folks - It doesn't take a brain to realize that stockholders won't put up with it, though he'll fight to the end, with any means necessary (honest or dishonest, even *trying* to "pass the blame" onto others, his own allies in business no less, alienating them even more - "good job" (not), they'll make him burn for it now)...

    ... apk

  173. Re:I like Windows 8 by R_Dorothy · · Score: 1

    I refer to it as the "Tiled UI".

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  174. Re:I like Windows 8 by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    well, modern architechture is now what, 60-70 years old?

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  175. Do you know what's sad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  176. You can point finger wherever you want... by hobarrera · · Score: 1

    You can point finger wherever you want, but if your product failed to sell it's still 100% your fault. (this may no apply to smaller businesses, indie devs, etc, but heck, it's MS we're talking about).

  177. What Slashdotters love most? by gtirloni · · Score: 1

    GNOME3 and Win8... the two themes Slashdotters hold most dear to heart.

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  178. Star Trek by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I think it is obvious why PC makers do not make more touch screens.

    I have been re-watching "Enterprise" on Netflix lately and I was suprised to see that apparently by the time we have warp engines we still haven't figured out wide spread touch screen use. Rather they use little buttons on the side of the monitor. It is clear that PC makers are fans of Star Trek, or afraid of some temporal paradox, and do not want to introduce touch screens before their proper time. Though apparently no one thought to tell they makers of handheld devices like phones, as apparently my Galaxy S 3 is looking distinctly more advanced than anything those poor saps on Enterprise has available to them. I can only come to the conclusion that it is because they need special radiation hardining for the rigors of space or something.

    In summery: T'Pol is still awfully hot.

  179. Responsive web design by tepples · · Score: 1

    as displays have grown, so has the standard width of a page

    By "page" do you mean a Word document or an HTML document? I'll answer both. The size of letter size paper (US letter or A4) hasn't grown; therefore, the area between margins in a Word document hasn't grown. And the first quartile size of displays for viewing web pages has actually been shrinking. Though the median size for desktop and laptop displays has crept up to the 1280-1360 pixel width of a 720p-class landscape display, tablets with 10", 7", or even 4" portrait displays have become popular, forcing web designers to adopt "responsive" practices to ensure that the design remains usable at any window width. So if you put two 640x768 browsers side-by-side on a responsive site, the style sheet's media query sees the 640-pixel width and gives you the view for a 7" tablet. And besides, 1080p monitors have become common, and those are almost twice the width of the old standby 1024x768 for which web pages used to be (and many still are) designed.

  180. Re:I like Windows 8 by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the latest version of "Windows" should have been renamed to "Window". You can still Alt-Tab through your stuff, but it's a lot clunkier than clicking on part of a visible window, or the taskbar. Heck, I can't even easily see what time it is on Metro.

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  181. Apple is in prime position to corner the PC market by DrStoooopid · · Score: 1

    All they have to do now is release their installer so that it can be installed on ANY hardware, the public has had about enough of Microsoft.

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  182. The PC industry is run by idiots. by bored · · Score: 1

    If all you make is garbage don't be surprised if no one wants to buy it. This goes for both Dell/HP/etc and MS. Between them, I almost think they are trying to put themselves out of business.

    First MS, if >50% of you users hate your product, maybe you should consider listening to them.

    Second, Dell/HP/Intel/etc, yah apple makes cool hardware and gets a nice markup for it. Don't expect to make the same old garbage, in a thin case and get the same markup. Its not just the apple experience, its also the display. If you want me to spend >$1000 on a laptop it had better come with a display better than the one I can get on a nexus 10. I also expect to be able to upgrade the RAM,hard drive and battery two years down the road. Oh, and I want a proper keyboard too, none of this chiclet crap.

    What I don't understand is how these manufactures can each offer two dozen different models, and they are basically all the same with slight changes in processor or screen size. Sure none of you manufacture anything anymore, but the least you can do is try to differentiate your products on something other than price.

    Otherwise, i'm just going to get a "cheap" tablet with a decent screen, a BT keyboard, and use a remote desktop app. Or I'm going to stick to my 6 Y/O lenovo with a 15" screen that is better than any current dell/HP laptop.

  183. no touch-whatever beats a good keyboard by madcat_sun · · Score: 1

    IMHO: the win8 has suffered the same thing (in a diferent scale) that happen to gnome3. They made a Os (if this can be called so) for Apps (not aplications) and media Consumption not development, not creation thus sterile. You have to push menu after menu afeter menu to find another menu that says you what the machines is thinking you want to do, not that you want to do (I remeber in win95 and gnome 2.x you went after a right click et voila) I really think its a backdrop instead of add more hardware power and better software, you get the apus and apps for doing nothing!!! the only diference, if you want, is that gnome 3 its a graphic environment and win8 is... win8. =p

  184. Windows 8 is unlearnable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's amazing how many people haven't figured out how to use that Windows button on the keyboard.

  185. M$ - LMFAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now it's really time to switch from Windows if you're a home user or one of the unlucky Surface (crap) tablet users.
    Let's see - force a change to something that doesn't work, that won't sell, and that most users are tired of having to upgrade every other year
    because YOU (M$) got caught being 10 years behind the 8 ball.

    Search GOOGLE for millions of articles stating Dell, HP, Lenovi, Acer, Sony, Toshiba, ASUS, Samsung (and the list goes on)
    felt like their hands were forced by M$ to change what they sold to consumers. Now, after the chance to sell their wares, M$ has failed to deliver W8 on it's new (OEM) vendors, and the blame is on who?

    Moving to Apple and OSX and never will run another Win box again....
    and move that tech into the business environment pushing out Win as well.
    Adios M$ - it was not nice knowing you

  186. FORD'S MARKETING ERROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Problem with the Edsel, was the name. Poor marketing surveys... everyone will buy a car named the Comet, or Meteor, or Mustang, but nobody will buy a car named Edsel. Kind of like when Chevy realized that the reason they couldn't sell Nova's in Mexico or South America was because No-va means No Go in Spanish. The Mercury was always the mid-priced quality car in Ford's garage. The Mercury was dropped from production a few years ago because the U.S. is losing it's upper middle class. Ford makes Lincoln's for the rich, and the Ford Focus for the lower middle class. When you're on the bread line, you'll remember that there was a time when you saw the Red Flags, and didn't do anything about it. mensunion org

  187. Donkey Doo!!! by Volshebnyj+Molotok · · Score: 1

    The fact that all the feedback they received during development pointed to the OS being a steaming pile of donkey doo doesn't mean a thing apparently. "Let's just dress up this donkey doo and tell people it's great! It'll work. They do the same thing with music all the time! Get some crappy band who plays crappy to mediocre music, dress 'em up, make a couple good music videos, pay for some good radio play, and promote them on iTunes/Rhapsody/etc, and people will think they're great! We'll sell more than enough to make up for the money doled out to promote them!" "Wait... what? It didn't work? What the F***?!?!?"

  188. MONEY MAKING LAPTOPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 8 is a fast operating system that can interface any of the important software programs even ones that are ten years old: Photoshop CS, Word 2009, Adobe Premiere, Powerpoint, Cubase.... etc. What are you using a computer for? Text messaging friends? I recently bought a Toshiba Ultrabook i5, 14 inch screen, for $550, that I'm very happy with. Using my Motorola Android M as a hotspot... I can flip the laptop open and be on the net in about 15 seconds... the boot time is lighting fast from a sleep mode. I click the desktop view and surf the net with the same desktop screen, icons, and toolbars as Vista or Win 7... the only thing that didn't work for me was Mail. I have two accounts (both POP3) and the Mail app could only send from one and download from the other. So, I had to install Mozilla Thunderbird for my mail... so what. It's Win8... 64 bit, and every software program that I installed looked online for the updated drivers and they work flawlessly. Why would I want a Touchscreen, or a Cloud, anyway?

  189. Re:I like Windows 8 by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    And this is exactly why the "revised" Start Menu that started in Vista and continued through Windows 7 was so hated. People just want a very small, simple menu of all their apps that stays out of the way of other windows to launch programs For some reason Microsoft thought people wanted it bigger and bigger. Maybe it's because the execs at Microsoft are getting older, and they can't see as well so they force the OS to change for them. I wouldn't be surprised if Windows 9 had no interface at all. They will remove the monitor entirely and it will just talk to you because all the execs will be 90 years old and blind.

  190. Browser Market Share DATA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet Explorer (IE) peaked at about 88% market share briefly in mid-2003, and has dropped steadily ever since. Now IE has about 14.7% market share, below Chrome at 46.9% and Firefox at 31.1%.

    Between December 2008 and January 2009 Firefox has had more market share than IE. Chrome passed Firefox in market share between Feb and Mar, 2012.

    IE has been in 3rd place ever since early 2011, when Firefox AND Chrome had more market share than IE.

    I've been using Firefox and Chrome so long that I have to hesitate and think and deliberate when helping fix a friend's computer with nothing but MS software on it.

  191. Never Stupidity by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

    I have sent a lot of hate and accusations Microsoft's way over the last decade or more. They have done many things to poison the ecosystem of computing and bleed dry every dollar they can, perfecting the art of squeezing blood from a stone.
    one thing I have never accused them of is behaving stupidly. Everything I've ever seen them do or say (tho I admit I don't follow that closely) has been a carefully crafted move by professional business and marketing professionals to manipulate the market and change technology to suit their purposes. Examples coming to mind are HTML and ODF implementations.
    So when I look at this article I don't think "oh they're being childish and blaming others for their problems or attempting to sway public opinion of their product. I am far more wary of some plot to ensure compliance with an agenda to implement UEFE or destroy OpenGL or make Linux faulter or something else everyone on slashdot cannot even imagine.

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  192. So the Brown stuff has hit the fan by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    This Microsoft discussion has come home to roost. Manufacturers use the EOQ logic to determine production runs and inventory. And customers know that they can get more than adequate W7 or Linux boxes for less than the cost of a W8 UEFI system.

    Since MS W8 sales are so slow, MS is going to learn to leave more frugally. They will watch the bonuses and salary increases dry up and restructuring occur.

    Sadly, some very good developers are going to be on the market.

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  193. Classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dysfunctional software company that makes most of it's business by being a de-facto standard goes to tell the hardware company fighting in the trenches against Apple and Google that they didn't spend enough money.

    So very classy...

  194. Windoze SUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows hasn't been any good for real work since XP PRO, which I still use in addition to my Linux boxen.

    Vista blew chunks.
    Windows 7 showed signs of recovery, but still wasn't as good as XP PRO.
    Windows 8--I suppose it's FINE for tablets and pads, but is of very little use for a real computer.

    Next box I get, I'm just going to immediately void the warranty and stick Fedora or Debian on it and get some real work done.

  195. M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they should release Micosoft 8s. It works for apple... people line up for miles for that consumer shit.

  196. Troll bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you people sound just like the luddites who trashed on Windows 95 because they were scared of the new UI.

    MS has been planning Surface Pro for years... probably longer than they planned Surface RT... to say they're launching Pro out of spite, now, is just troll bait.

    Further... I've got Windows 8, sans touch, sans modification, running on several machines, including my mom's and my kids'...

    My mom being the least technically savvy of the bunch hardly has technical questions with it. When she does, they're stuff she'd run into with any OS, and I'm sure the answers are easier than they were with Windows 7 and/or any flavor of Linux.

    I'll admit, my grade-school level kids are more technically savvy than their average peers... but how bright do you think you need to be?

  197. Gee I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It couldn't possibly be because technically it's not "Windows". It should have been named Microsoft "Apps" or "Tiles". I actually like Microsoft and wish they would get it together. This is much worse than the Vista debacle. The pile that is windows 8 just plain stinks.

  198. Re:Doorway amnesia, gorilla arm, and 2-page monito by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    In an overlapping mode, the user can always see at least a sliver of the other window, which prevents doorway amnesia by giving the user's subconscious mind a continuous cue that the thing in the other window still exists. Preventing something from ever being completely out of sight prevents it from being out of mind.

    Ironically, this has actually been the staple of Metro UI design since its appearance in WP7 - it's precisely why it provides that "cut off" of more data at the far right side of the screen - to indicate to the user that there's stuff to the right that he can swipe in to see.

    Which sucks for devices without a touch screen.

    For any device with a keyboard, touch screen or no, the fastest way to switch to the previous app that you've used is Alt+Tab (it works for Store apps, too).

    Curiously, this key combination also works on Win8 on-screen touch keyboard (if you enable its "full PC" variant that includes Alt and Tab).

  199. MSN & TOUCH SCREEN by gosgog · · Score: 1

    gosgog: Good ,although I long since left MSN, most of the little kids around here are always pointing at screens & we don't need their dirty finger prints on either monitors or the big TV screen.

  200. Re:I like Windows 8 by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

    The system is identical to Windows 7 only the boring "Start Menu" has been replaced by the "Start Screen" with "Live tiles". It's turned one of the drab features into something cool.

    People trying to do real work don't need "cool".

    They need fast, functional, and familiar.

    I agree. During my down moments when I'm not trying to be productive, I might be happy to run an application that behaved like "live tiles" so I can set up news feeds and comics and silly little videos. It should be a fairly trivial app for Microsoft to write. When I'm trying to work, live tiles needs to just go away because I need to get things done and they certainly just get in the way.

    At best, live tiles is an alternative to icons and menus. Something to be used as as supplement, not a replacement.

  201. Its a lot of fun.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you like to people watch? If so, drop down to a local best buy and enjoy a laugh or two near some win8 pc's on display. Just take up residence, sit for a minute and watch as people walk up to a win 8 screen and swipe around expecting it to do something. Last week, i saw a crowd around one pc, a woman was arguing with her husband "why would we buy it, it's already broken?".... he was trying to explain that you can use a mouse but, with all the people around them yammering on how win 8 is another off version flop, he got no-where. Personally, I just sat back and enjoyed a decent laugh.

      In all seriousness however, the release of windows 8 may have to be histories worst product launch. I mean, honestly, selling win 8 pc's without a touchscreen is akin to selling a car without a steering wheel. At first mention of a desktop with a tablet input device as a near "must have", i found the idea absurd. Expecting whoever knows how many pc manufacturers to have "ready at launch" a new, highly complicated (when compared to a mouse), high cost input device is out and away one of the worst ideas ever for product roll-out. Then when you think about Microsoft's 3 remaining markets (technically savvy computer users, computer users who cant "leave" the platform for software support reasons & business) it becomes even more absurd. Technically savvy users are likely very comfortable with their current input device and appreciate the comfortable feel of home on a windows PC. So, starting with the login screen, they are getting a major blowout... swipe to begin... no no, use your mouse... Of course over time, software for win8 will become more available, but for now, I personally would be very fearful of switching because a lot of my legacy & high end software may not work... i'm betting i'm not at all alone. As for business, our it guy summed it up pretty well... "yea, like i need that headache."

      Even if touchscreens were cheap, easily and readily available and all that. who in gods name would want one as their primary input device? Smudged, oily fingerprints all over the screen, reaching forward out of my chair and over my keyboard to "swipe", and figuring out how I am going to swipe a 42" (swipe enabled) tv display on the other side of my living room (never mind affording it), hardly seems desirable. In my opinion, MS should have simply added the functionality of touch screen to windows 7 and called it a day. Innovative, nope... but better to release an OS people will actually consider than one they automatically reject.

    One last thought I had was touchscreen quality... especially in the beginning, expecting swipe enabled displays to be as smooth, and effort free as an iPhone seems unlikely and very costly. Anyone who purchases a bare bottom touch screens will likely curse win8 for it's lack of response (we all know how smoothly apples displays work and will use that as the measure of fluidity). Ideas of picking up a pc for a good price

    Anyhow, between lack of preparation, a plethora of bad ideas, and an overzealous "we need to be creative" though process, MS blew it. Don't blame the pc people, win 8 is a bad idea paired with poor execution.

  202. Blame Others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS has learned much from Obama. When you make a mistake, blame others.

  203. Power trip... by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1

    Methinks Microsoft is blowing up because it is huge, gigantic Microsoft and the guy running it has let that size and power go to his head to the extent that he thinks he not only can but is driving the consumer. I see that attitude in Windows 8, I see it in Office 2013 where people are actually describing Microsoft's attempt to change Office into a fee-based subscription service as "conditioning" the end-user..."conditioning", as if either the consumer were somebody's pet rat or Microsoft were a cult!!!

    Somebody forgot to tell Ballmer that putting on the CEO suit of Microsoft is not equivalent to assuming godhead...

    (Although come to think of it, that assumption of godhead has become quite common among American CEOs...)

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  204. Microsoft has only themselves to blame by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has only themselves to blame.

    I've set up and used Windows 8 - and I hate it.

    It's not that the formerly-known-as-metro UI is bad, it's that it is misplaced on the desktop/laptop/notebook, regardless of the presence or not of a touch screen. It would be nice if it were an option the user can choose to enable or disable. If it were optional, and the Aero interface were retained (looking back, network performance and UAC glitches aside, Vista really wasn't all that bad and Windows 7 perfected it!), and if you could overlap Windows (which was the huge selling point of Windows 2.0 ;)) regardless of application architecture, it would have carried on Windows 7's success. Also, Windows 8 is downright corporate-hostile with its foolish UI.

    Instead, Microsoft is forcing the touch interface and workflow-hostile maximized-only UI design on all devices in effort to gain inroads into the tablet and phone market. Why? Why? Because Apple and Google' partners are succeeding in those markets? Please.

    Microsoft essentially OWNED the smartphone market with the PocketPC-based phones for a brief while, before other smartphones really existed (even before the crackberry). Granted, the market was a niche but it was there and WinCE, for all its faults (and leading to the obvious joke of calling it "wince") but it was a very corporate-friendly platform allowing for integration with Exchange. They even got smart and required vendors to make their devices flash-upgradable. Unfortunately, they let the platform languish, did not follow through on the promise of continued upgrades and did not push the issue with device vendors. Microsoft was clearly not interested in maintaining that business, and never really got serious about integrating the PDA and phone aspects of their platform.so others..

    RIM, then later Google and Apple filled in the gaps. Crackberry had some initial success, along with "feature phones" that could run java apps (and in many cases even be sideloaded just like the PocketPC-based phones) but app availability was extremely limited and corporate features were exorbitantly expensive. The real phone revolution was spawned by Apple with iOS, and Google with Android. Ironically, it appears that Apple really didn't know what they had on their hands prior to the first jailbreak (which allowed installation of third-party native apps - prior to that Apple was insistent on keeping the iPhone an iPod phone that could run some web apps), which is what really be credited with the smartphone revolution.

    Both iPhone and Android offer push notifications, push email, tight integration with Exchange, gmail, and other services right out of the box. iPhone works really well, is reliable, and user friendly. It's not as corporate friendly due to the nonexistent-to-limited sideloading and deployment capabilities. Android is a lot more friendly in that area, but it is somewhat fragmented, with no assurance of whether or not any given app will run on a given device. Both are very upgradable though, and the iPhone in particular enjoys great support and remarkable "future-proofing" via OS upgrades.

    Microsoft, having lost their edge with their software platform being costly and resource-intensive compared to Linux (and not scaling well on big iron on the other extreme), are grasping at straws to stay on top. They see Apple and Google succeeding in areas where they have failed repeatedly (media, tablets, smartphones) so it seems like Windows 8 is a hare-brained scheme to market their me-too smartphone and tablet apps. The problem is, both iOS and Android devices enjoy such an entrenched userbase that the idea of forcing the Microsoft Surface UI on everyone, regardless of whether it makes sense or not. Plus, Apple is seen as the premium/prestige product, and Microsoft is trying to penetrate the market with an inferior product with vastly fewer available apps at a much higher price point? Really? Way to go, Microsoft.

    Microsoft, I have a better idea: shit-can the formerly-kno

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    The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50