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  1. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 5, Funny

    What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do people not understand?!?!?!

    The part where the people are tearing the arms off of bears.

  2. Let's summarize the summary a bit on Military Taps Social Networking To Hunt Insurgents · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "People working together share information by talking to one another. Productivity rises. Film at 11."

    It's great that they are able to use words to communicate, but this isn't exactly a new concept.

  3. PC Load Letter? What does that mean? on HP Gives Printers Email Addresses · · Score: 1

    You have to watch those guys. One day they're innocently printing email so that managers will be able to read it, the next they're urgently requesting your assistance in confidential financial matters.

    What's next? Printers downloading copyrighted material through p2p networks? Those things are a menace!

  4. Re:Actually it usually does on Mysterious Radio Station UVB-76 Goes Offline · · Score: 1

    Nearly all of the "conspiracy theorists" I've spoken to online aren't actually conspiracy theorists, but seem to actually be paranoid fantasists.

    That's because the ones who really know what's going on know that you can't keep your mouth closed, and don't talk to you.

    Really, if you're going to try to keep up with conspiracy theorists you should learn to think like one. No matter how weird things get, there's always an explanation for everything that can be used to support your thesis.

  5. Oh, wow. on Gizmodo Not Welcome at 2010 WWDC · · Score: 1

    I haven't been this shocked since Woodward and Bernstein were taken off of President Nixon's Christmas card list.

  6. Re:Bad Form Factor on Hands-On With Dell's Streak Android Device · · Score: 4, Funny

    The obvious way to improve it would be to move the microphone and speaker to the side, and maybe change the shape to be more like a taco and less like a phone book.

    Side Talkin' never went out of style.

  7. Re:Sex analogy BLAH WHATEVER on Clashing Scores In the HTML5 Compatibility Test Wars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's Bad Analogy Guy when you need him?

    Well, Bad Analogy Guy is kind of like a car. And the radio only gets two stations on AM, but there's an eight track with a copy of "Journey's Greatest Hits" stuck in it. If you look at it that way then this discussion is something like an eight hour drive from Tulsa, OK to one of the Portlands. I can't remember which one, but it's eight hours away by car. Now the car has wood grain paneling on the right side and some kind spray-on granite countertop on the left, so the driver can lean out of the window and chop tomatoes as long as the passenger leans over to take the wheel.

    The rest of us are the two pedigreed schnoodles sitting in the back seat, trying to eat bacon and egg sandwiches.

    Does that answer your question?

  8. Re:Switch to cable internet at work? on 10 Tips For Boosting Network Performance · · Score: 1

    Check your math again.
    3/(2*24*365)=0,999828...

    Um...
    1-(3/(2*24*365))=0.999828...

    And nobody ever promised that there would be five consecutive nines. Just that there would be five of them.

  9. Re:Well... on Is Wired's App Really the Future of Magazines? · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least now when you flip the iPad up-side-down, subscription cards don't come falling out.

    Don't worry, I'm sure there's an app for that.

  10. Re:Apple can now reproduce on iPhone's PIN-Based Security Transparent To Ubuntu · · Score: 3, Informative

    The fix, of course, will be to prevent iPhones from being accessible from Ubuntu.

  11. Developers, developers, developers... on Will Steve Ballmer Speak At WWDC Keynote? · · Score: 3, Informative

    If Steve Ballmer is giving it, wouldn't that make it the WWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDC keynote?

  12. Re:#1!!!! on Neuromancer Movie In Your Future? · · Score: 5, Funny

    *STHNRABITEL...

    The first thing I thought was "Damn, someone really resented having a kid."

    My first thought was "I guess all the good names for phone companies were already taken."

    If they switched the second and third letters around their logo could be a rabbit sitting down and reading a newspaper.

  13. Re:Fedora? on Fedora 13 Is Out · · Score: 1

    Is there a reason you don't just use CentOS, which is all but identical to RHEL?

    I expect that the cause of that decision could be found somewhere in layer 9 of the OSI model.

  14. That's nice, dear. on Decency Group Says "$#*!" Is Indecent · · Score: 1
  15. Re:I know reading is hard but... on PETA Creates New Animal-Friendly Software License · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have to be approved by FSF to be FLOSS and it doesn't have to be approved by the OSI to be open source.

    They could call it Vanilla Ice Cream if they wanted to, but that wouldn't make them right.

    Free Software is, by definition, Free. If it's not Free, then lying about what "Free" means isn't going to change that.

  16. Re:How many blunders will the American gov't allow on BP's Final "Top Kill" Procedure For Gulf Oil Spill · · Score: 1

    And the amazing thing is that you didn't doubt for a moment that that was a serious proposition.

    It's like entire nations suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.

  17. Re:How many blunders will the American gov't allow on BP's Final "Top Kill" Procedure For Gulf Oil Spill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe the government should step in and put and end to this situation themselves.

    How?

    By passing a bill outlawing oil spills, naturally.

  18. I know reading is hard but... on PETA Creates New Animal-Friendly Software License · · Score: 1
    6. No Discrimination Against Fields of Endeavor

    The license must not restrict anyone from making use of the program in a specific field of endeavor. For example, it may not restrict the program from being used in a business, or from being used for genetic research.

    Since it violates one of the key elements of the definition of Open Source this is not an Open Source license, and clearly _not_ a Free/Libre Open Source Software license.

    I think it may even violate Wheaton's First Rule, the one about being a dick, but I can't prove that empirically.

  19. Re:Wait a minute on Websites That Don't Need to Be Made Anymore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but I think that would eliminate half the web.

    You say that like that's a bad thing.

    I think the correct phrase is "but that would eliminate _only_ half the web".

  20. This sucks! on New "Circuit Breaker" Imposed To Stop Market Crash · · Score: 1

    They're nerfing rouges flash crash ability! It's obvious that the SEC all play rangers and paladins.

    That's it. I'm quitting the game, and taking all eighteen thousand members of my guild with me. And then we're going to start a class action lawsuit, complain to the BBB and start up our own stock exchange. With blackjack, and hookers.

    That'll show those lame devs at the SEC that we won't put up with any more of their crap.

    (Unless, you know, they come out with an expansion or something.)

  21. "We cannot afford a porn gap!" on Australia Air Travelers' Laptops To Be Searched For Porn · · Score: 1

    Is Australia _that_ short of porn that they need to resort to this? Surely there must be an easier way.

  22. This can only have positive results. on Researchers Restore Youthful Memory In Aging Mice · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nov 21 - I did a dumb thing today I forgot I wasnt in Miss Kinnians class at the adult center any more like I use to be. I went in and sat down in my old seat in the back of the room and she lookd at me funny and she said Charlie where have you been. So I said hello Miss Kinnian Im redy for my lessen today only I lossed the book we was using.

  23. Re:Secure wipes? on Mobile 'Remote Wipe' Thwarts Secret Service · · Score: 1

    Plus, if the phone is being wiped, I don't think any other processes are going to be running.

    No, I'm pretty sure that when you wipe an iPhone it starts up the MP3 player and sings Daisy Bell.

  24. Re:Aww.. on Mobile 'Remote Wipe' Thwarts Secret Service · · Score: 1

    Do they make tinfoil hats as well?

    They outlawed tinfoil years ago because it was too effective. Unless you're willing to settle for government-approved aluminium foil hats, which don't do a thing to block mind control rays, you'll have to do what I do. Dig up raw cassiterite from the back woods, smelt it in the barn and make your own tinfoil by smashing what comes out with a rock until it's thin enough.

    While you're doing this, don't forget to drink only grain alcohol and rain water to protect yourself from the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

  25. Re:WHAT on Chrome Private Mode Not Quite Private · · Score: 3, Funny

    How else do you think Chrome gets to be so fast? The Chocolate Factory knows your entire browsing history so it just pre-loads your favourite pages before you even realize that you want them. Why shouldn't it keep track of your favourite kinds of porn, offshore gambling web sites, and that hotmail.com email address that you thought you were keeping to yourself?