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  1. Bad Idea on Caltech Creates Electronic Nose · · Score: 1

    If it got too good you'd never be able to pretend it wasn't you.

    Dave: "For cry'n out loud Steve, what the hell did you eat!?"
    Nose 9000: "Sorry Dave, it wasn't Steve, I have traced the odor trail back to your buttocks."
    Dave: "What? How!?"
    Nose 9000: "Even though you tried to fan it and walk away from it I was able to pinpoint the sound too."

  2. Re:Wha? on Amazon Patents Including a String at End of a URL · · Score: 4, Funny

    the contents of the blue bins are apparently sent to the patent office.

    Then I guess if I worked for Amazon they'd be submitting a patent application for "An old newpaper with mustard and grease stains." They'd probably get it too.

  3. Re:Wha? on Amazon Patents Including a String at End of a URL · · Score: 1

    No, they just look at the check for the patent fee you submit with it.

  4. Re:The sheer amount of... on Home-made Helicopters in Nigeria · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This kid is amazing. I doubt I could build a helicopter from a kit never mind from odds and ends. Then he teaches himself to fly from reading about it off the web. He has a lot of brains and nerve if you ask me.

  5. Re:Ay AY yay caramba! on Home-made Helicopters in Nigeria · · Score: 1

    When you are poor your standards can be pretty different. Also, being from Nigeria (and its problems) gives him a much higher tolerance for risk than you have. This is a case of "Necessity is the mother of invention."

  6. Re:Hm on 'I Was a Hacker for the MPAA' · · Score: 1

    I hear the MPAA also offered some guy some gold coins if he would head to the Garden of Gethsemane and point out an annoying rabble rouser to the police.

  7. Re:One Question on Electronic Paper's Past and Future · · Score: 1

    Will it have an antimicrobial coating for trips to the loo?

  8. It worked on New Flavour of Spam - MP3 Stock Scams · · Score: 1

    I'll take two of whatever you're selling please.

  9. Another Holiday Special, please! on Star Wars Television Series Moving Forward · · Score: 1

    I would like, nay DEMAND, another Christmas special. I want to see Chewbacca trimming the tree and Jar Jar Binks pulling Santa's Landspeeder followed by a Storm Trooper chorus of holiday favorites.

  10. Re:Interference? on Cellphone Use On Planes Coming Soon? · · Score: 1

    Speaking of airplane toilets, I hope everyone is looking forward to standing in line for an hour to use the loo while some jackass sits in there blabbing away on his/her phone.

  11. Re:Comcast Is Deluded on Little Old Lady Hammers Comcast · · Score: 1

    I've been a customer because I have no other realistic choice.

    Welcome to the monopolist market economy!

  12. Re:Reminds me of a joke on Little Old Lady Hammers Comcast · · Score: 1

    This is why I'm wary of using a phone/net/TV combo service. If they screw up (or just decide to screw you) all three services get nailed at the same time. I don't want my phone service being held hostage to my cable tv.

  13. She had no choice on Little Old Lady Hammers Comcast · · Score: 1

    She had to use a hammer because her fists alone couldn't get through their thick skulls.

  14. Re:Blue Frog remembrance... on Storm Worm Botnet Partitions May Be Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    Tell the RIAA that they are using the botnets to pass copyrighted material. Then let them spend their $ attacking them; if they fail we win, if they succeed we win.

  15. Re:Break the key with zombies? on Storm Worm Botnet Partitions May Be Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    No, but you could use one partition to remove the rootkit from another partition. Zombie wars!

  16. Re:Filesystem Checking on Beyond Nobel, Hard Drives Get Smart · · Score: 1

    Guess I'll schedule that defrag for when I'm on vacation.

  17. Re:Progress in new directions on Beyond Nobel, Hard Drives Get Smart · · Score: 1

    Well they also mention online storage but that is more of a economic and trust issue than a technical one. I'm not about to trust my data to a company that could change policies at a whim or go under and take my data along with them. There are also the issues of security, are they backing it up, availability, etc.

  18. Re:Danger! on Beyond Nobel, Hard Drives Get Smart · · Score: 1

    All those metaphors are like a car that...oh forget it.

  19. Re:Why Not Even Bigger? on Beyond Nobel, Hard Drives Get Smart · · Score: 1

    pretty soon you'll be able to store all human culture on your wristwatch.

    But most people couldn't be bothered to read anything longer than a book chapter. Sort of like putting a banquet in front of someone who just ate. You can only consume so much.

  20. Re:40-terabyte hard drive on Beyond Nobel, Hard Drives Get Smart · · Score: 1

    You think you are old? I remember asking how'd you ever fill a 60 minute software tape cassette. ;)

  21. Re:Eluding censorship on How to Dodge the Chinese Internet Censor · · Score: 1

    Amazing how much money and effort they are willing to put into this effort. All that to keep a sickly system alive, sort of like painting over rotten wood.

  22. Re:Good for you? on Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fuck ya! Does this research apply to jobs in daycare or elementary schools? "Ok you little shits, we're having a pop quiz."

    Next they'll be saying that sex on your desk is good for productivity. And I'll keep on saying it...

  23. Re:Ahh crap on RIAA Sues Usenet.com · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they just ask Huggy Bear? He knows what's goin' down with the cats on the street.

  24. Re:Spam auf deutsch? on Spam Hits 95% of All Email · · Score: 1

    Ich weiss nichts!

  25. Re:Any different? on Spam Hits 95% of All Email · · Score: 1

    Probably minor variants in the same name or address. Speaking of which, non profits could save themselves a few bucks if they took the time to clean up their fund raising databases. I frequently get doubles from them (minor variations in address).