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  1. Prior Art? on Congressional Committee Approves Database Bill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, this means we should go around modeling anything and everything now, before the law passes.. so we can have prior art?

  2. Military Hospital on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 2, Funny


    A poem:

    In the bowels of a military hospital,
    working 11 hour shifts
    on death march.

    Some Asshole in the next room
    where-in lies the thermostat,
    Decided that they should
    turn the temp down
    and lock the door
    over the holidays
    To save energy.

    Not realizing,
    in the bowels of the hospital,
    in a room once marked O.R.
    That turning a thermostat to 45,
    will
    in fact
    make the room 45...
    and not just settle
    on ambient temp.

    11 hour shifts, trying to
    type with a coat, and hat
    and gloves on.

    I brought a space heater.
    It helped a little.

    I was very unhappy.

  3. I think they need to rethink some of the names on NASA Cancels Hubble Mission, and Other Space Bits · · Score: 1

    Anyone Else think "Deep Impact" is a bad name for something that it going to (albeit a small chance) fracture something big and scary like a comet... look out Tia Leoni! I would prefer something like "Comet Harvester" or "Gold Rush" or "Snowflake" ... something that doesn't elicit images of 4km tidal waves and mass histeria.

  4. Re:Feeling old... on Matrix-Style Brain Interface Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    Is it a sign of slashdot that one of the guys I used to play Cyberpunk with responded to my thread?

  5. Feeling old... on Matrix-Style Brain Interface Closer To Reality · · Score: 1


    I would have titled it "Neuromancer style...", ahh the days playing Cyberpunk with paper and pencil have long gone the way of the Dodo... Steve Jackson Games - where for art thou?

  6. For all you "Bots take over the world" types.. on Growing Up With Lucy · · Score: 1

    If anything, as far back as RUR or Frankenstein, to more modern "creation" stories go (Pokemon the Movie - "Mew 2"), the idea is simple: 1) People wish to procreate, beyond simple flesh reproduction, our *MINDS* wish to create life. 2) LOVE whatever you create. In all these stories the key is care and love is left because the scientist is more concerned with "the experiment". Just like making a kid, if you create a life - you are responsible for raising that life in a loving environment. 3) 1+2: Creation takes love, the whole "two parents" is rather convenient in the regard.

  7. mmm... tasty. on Army Looks at Robotic Dogs · · Score: 1

    And instead of hauling a broken machine back after a prolonged firefight in which it became damaged, you can eat it...

  8. My Dad always taught me on ISS May Have A Leak · · Score: 1

    Dip it in soapy water and look for the bubbles.. oh, is that an innertube? wonder if you could use a spectrometer to hunt for the O2 coming out.

  9. Knoppix+Remote Config? on Knoppix Tips and Tricks · · Score: 1

    Is it possible to store the config/files remotely? I'd love to have a "diskless" system where I could carry a CD around that has my "host" configured. Pop in the CD on any machine and boot to my desktop, have access to my files, etc.

  10. So what about web+P2P? on 75% of Network Connections Not From Browsers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thats funny, I was just posting my project (WebP2P) to freshmeat.
    The idea is to create a P2P network that actually runs using PHP pages as the peers... technically it would be "pure browser" since tha pages use http to communicate.

  11. Ubiquitous "That 70's show" quote on Eight Biggest Tech Flops Ever · · Score: 4, Funny

    During the war they promised me there'd be flying cars, where's my flying car? --Red

  12. Paralax Astronomy on Bill Nye's Marsdial · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder (thinking of all these angles of observation), if given observation points on multiple planets, if you would get an actual "3d" representation of the local universe.. or if the distances involved would require the observation points to be further apart.

  13. Re:the solution is easy for programmers.. on The Rise and Rise of IT Administrators · · Score: 1

    funny, if that were a linked list, it would break halfway through.. should be:

    int i;
    for (i = ADMIN_LIST_SIZE; i >= 0; i--) {
    delete admins[i];
    }

  14. Skimming the article... on The Open Code Market · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a project recently (OSDN-related), that did this. Someone posts an order, people "bid" to work on the GPLed code, etc... it kinda flopped.
    I guess his primary difference is the OCM is the contractor.. "subcontracting" the coders instead of some completely un-regulated bid-market.

  15. Spinal Memory on Computer Control Implants for the Paralyzed · · Score: 1

    *BUT* trained nerve impulses are a one-way trip. Martial arts works because you have trained your spine to respond to commands (Eye sees punch and issues info, spine handles reaction). That is why there is so little conscious thought involved in mastery-level physical movement (and I would suspect even coding). I imagine that someone using such an implant would be MUCH faster that expected after a period of training... Usually your reaction time is slowed because you don't normally do the action (hit the buzzer when I flash a light), if you did it 8 hours/day for a year, you'd train your spine to do the action for you. The signal from your eye would literally trigger the movement, you might not even realize you were doing it. Give it 10 years in general use (work out the bugs and improve efficiency), and I'd be happy to have a set of "trodes" installed.

  16. Re:A couple of Thoughts on Quantum Computing Breakthrough in Japan · · Score: 1

    I was thinking about that the other day, that SUN's "Lava-Lamp" random number generator was no different than the cup of tea in the Inifinite Improbability Drive.

  17. Handheld games in trading card packs on Circuits Everywhere · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Combine T-ink with E-ink and you have a playing card that is like a little nintendo... Or Better yet, all those trading card games could REALLY interact with a "player".. so you lay down your cards and they literally store hitpoints and such, or special moves/rules/ etc.

  18. Think Spy Novels... on "Virtual Bridge" Between London, Vienna Et Al. · · Score: 1

    Its like a key point in a spy novel... no one thought about this hunk of art lying around, until revolutionaries use it to orchestrate a massive simultaneous attack (or a bunch of artsy types use it for massive simultaneous silliness)

  19. Just a thought on New Method To Generate Electricity from Water · · Score: 1

    Just thought I'd drop a line and mention a quick thought. With the water battery, could you use a solar oven during the day to build the pressure? Then via cooling or some other mechanism (like venting one side) you would then harvest energy from the cell...
    Sunlight
    Water Input > Chamber 1 > Water Battery > Chamber 2 > Valve.

    (Chamber 1 and 2 being separated)

    1. Sunlight heats/pressurizes chamber 1 and 2 (like a solar oven)
    2. Valve is opened on Chamber 2 to create pressure differential (tuned to battery output)
    3. When pressure differential is gone, (and energy output stops/slows) valve is closed, water is allowed to enter chamber 2, and chamber 1, and the heating cycle (1) starts again.

    Depending on what kind of pressure could be created, and how slow the release is, a parallel group of these might make for an interesting emergency power system.

    This is my way of preventing patents, posting ideas on slash!

  20. Prior Art on NASA Flies First Laser-powered Aircraft · · Score: 1

    (obligitory obvious prior art posting to prevent people from patenting this stuff) Isaac Asimov "I, Robot" .. a space-based power station near the sun that beams the solar energy back to earth. Major plot that the station is taken over by a "religious" robot.

  21. Re:MSCE? on Alternative To Windows Desktops · · Score: 1

    It makes me wonder more if a dyslexic could still read it. Being that a "normal" brain can read the correct spelling and the garbled spelling, can a dyslexic read either?

  22. Cluster of Minds. on Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... · · Score: 1

    Could this be as close to a "brain-cluster" as possible?

    You set 10 people together to discuss an idea or problem in a conference call mode, let them figure out a protocol.. Or, each person is patched into three other "mind-nodes", auditory only, and must precede all communications with a command. The voice packets are then sen to the appropriate node

    "Bill, what if... ,Bill" "Jane, how about.., Jane".. when I say Jane, she gets my next statement, but Bill can't hear it.

    Course, what happens when people start hallucinating from the sensory dep?

  23. Oh Boy! PNG-proxy on WebSense Patents Censorware System · · Score: 1

    Now, build a "PNG-Proxy" web-site. Enter a URL, it grabs the page and renders it to a snapshot of the website... so Bayesian (or other text-based) Filtering does nothing... you're looking as a screen shot (maybe even convenience image map as well) of the web page.

  24. Hah 30 year old tech! on The Return of Apollo? · · Score: 1

    Jeez, next they'll be using some of those 30 year old operating systems, anyone ever heard of UNIX - that antiquated stuff! Good thing we've got 30 years of operating system progress, and look at my windows box (let me reboot first...). (thats a joke in case you are clue impaired)

    Just because a technology is old doesn't mean that it can't be a great workhorse. Its like Zen, the master returns to the beginning and does almost the same as he did form the start - because it works... just throw in a few of the little lessons learned, and you're good to go. Ever *wonder* why soviet craft are STILL flying after all this time with almost no mods? Don't f*ck with a good thing

  25. Topic isn't in the list on Essay Grading Software For Teachers · · Score: 1

    So, if I get a prof that just uses the tool as a shortcut, as long as I can create something that is well composed, has style and diction... I get an A!

    My father told me of a classmate that wrote the first half of an essay answer as best he could, but ran out of ideas, and started writing about Mickey Mouse's great acheivements in science. The guy got an A, because the overworked grad student just looked at the first sentance to see if you were on track, and then gave you credit for that!