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Eric_Z writes "Ace's Hardware has got a article called "The Mad Hatter meets the MSCE" by Paul Murphy, about the TCO benefits of using UNIX(Lintel) instead of Wintel. According to the piece: 'The subject of this article looks at alternatives to the Windows desktop, which is a hot topic these days with IBM/SuSe scoring a highly public win in Munich with desktop Linux, and Sun aiming to build on StarOffice being the leading alternative to Microsoft Office with a software stack code-named Mad Hatter which Sun also plans to use extensively in-house. But companies depending on Microsoft Certified Engineers to adapt to Linux will carry over a number of problems, significantly increasing the chance of project failure. Paul considers the alternatives, the migration problems, and in seeking a more reliable alternative takes the opportunity to look at the business desktop from an entirely different angle, and propose a more radical solution.'"

405 comments

  1. MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The Mad Hatter meets the MSCE"
    I've heard of a Minesweeper Certified Solitaire Expert (MCSE), but what is this "MSCE" being spoken of?
    1. Re:MSCE? by kgarcia · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a Minesweeper Solitaire Clone Expert...

    2. Re:MSCE? by InsaneCreator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    3. Re:MSCE? by Chris_Mir · · Score: 1

      yay... I'm quite amazed with the ease I could read that.

    4. Re:MSCE? by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1

      It's the sort of typo you'd expect from an MCSE. "I bought my certification from MicroSoft! Hire me! I know Microsoft XP!"

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    5. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay...How did you scramble this so well?

    6. Re:MSCE? by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe the article should be "The Jedi meets MSCE" as in Must Someone Call Else 'cuz I always heard it as MCSE: Must Call Somone Else.

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      Ben
    7. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit dude...I just read that and now I'm all cross-eyed.

      And who the fuck modded this offtopic?

    8. Re:MSCE? by trompete · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dyslexics UNTIE!!!

      Should I be concerned that I could read this easily?

    9. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Master of Science, Civil Engineering.

    10. Re:MSCE? by spinel · · Score: 1

      I thought everyone knew Microsoft Chicken Shit Engineer or MCSE but I don't follow MS enough to know all the other TLAs.

    11. Re:MSCE? by LucidityZero · · Score: 1
      Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

      The mods may have modded this up as funny, but it's insightful as well. Aside from those with slight disorders (let's say dyslexia, etc.) did anybody actually have any problem reading that? I don't consider myself uber-human, or anything, but I was able to read that at a completely normal speed...
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    12. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ttha si easeucb ti aws not luryt donmra.
      Gnipiwph up a ucikq oapgrrm ot replpyor nmdiozear tghsin eaksm ti os cumh reom aeuderbnal. Ti osal saieintcd soeoenm wya oto nolg ot teiwr het etranp stpo airzmgnnodi is hcum arhder yb danh.

    13. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could read it, but not easily

      In fact I could read it at about the same speed as I can read l33t. Surely you're not advocating that l33t be considered a good alternative to correct spelling?

    14. Re:MSCE? by Mogombus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Npoe.

    15. Re:MSCE? by EtherealSys · · Score: 1

      Tihs smees off tpoic, but qitue cool nveertehlses.

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    16. Re:MSCE? by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

      It makes me wonder more if a dyslexic could still read it. Being that a "normal" brain can read the correct spelling and the garbled spelling, can a dyslexic read either?

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    17. Re:MSCE? by lysium · · Score: 1
      Technically, it's the outline of the word. That is why reading in CAPS is so damned annoying; your brain has to work twice as hard to comprehend it.

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    18. Re:MSCE? by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Should I be concerned that I could read this easily?

      Yes, it means you've been reading /. far too much.

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    19. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what always frustrated me with the grammer police. I've always been able to get the context of what someone was trying to say regardless of a few errors.

    20. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frequently (all the fucking time) I transpose letters in writing and typing. Often I read lines of text too fast and whole words 'appear' transposed vertically across lines. I guess you could say I'm slightly dyslexic. Because of the care I take towards grammar and spelling, I take longer to post. I will never get First Post.

      Even so, I had absolutely no trouble reading that at speed. I hardly even noticed at first, come to think of it.

    21. Re:MSCE? by rifter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ttha si easeucb ti aws not luryt donmra.
      Gnipiwph up a ucikq oapgrrm ot replpyor nmdiozear tghsin eaksm ti os cumh reom aeuderbnal. Ti osal saieintcd soeoenm wya oto nolg ot teiwr het etranp stpo airzmgnnodi is hcum arhder yb danh.

      Obviously you did not understand the original poster. S/he specifically specified that the first and last letters in the word have to still be there for the word to be easy to read.

    22. Re:MSCE? by rifter · · Score: 1

      I thought everyone knew Microsoft Chicken Shit Engineer or MCSE but I don't follow MS enough to know all the other TLAs.

      It might help to start by understanding that TLAs have three letters. :)

    23. Re:MSCE? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Xecernemt!

    24. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops you are rhgit. Once tsohe are aeddd in it boemecs far smelipr to cornmheepd. Srroy panret panert praent post!

    25. Re:MSCE? by Sunnan · · Score: 1

      When this (a lot more boring than All your base or DO NOT LEAVE or Ellen Feiss ever was) was being discussed at Gnuheter, someone posted a python script for randomizing the words with that specification intact.

    26. Re:MSCE? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      While my younger brother is dyslexic, he has no problems reading, and in fact reads pretty fast with very good comprehension. Where he gets tripped up is putting stuff back on paper. In other words he could have read & got the previous joke, but if he had to write it back out he'd have fits.

      VMDY (Your Dyslexia May Vary)

      Jaysyn

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    27. Re:MSCE? by lrucker · · Score: 1
      I'd think the tall letters and the ones that go below the baseline (damn, I used to know the terminology for that) still need to go in the right places - "inprotmat" vs their "iprmoetnt", for instance.

      Actually, reading words as a whole rather than as individual letters is one coping mechanism for dyslexia.

    28. Re:MSCE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only consider it insightful because you were ignorant of the fact. It's been known for a long time that we read by recognizing the shapes of the words. That's unless y.o.u r.e.a.d o.u.t a.l.l o.f t.h.e l.e.t.t.e.r.s a.s y.o.u. r.e.a.d t.h.e.m.

      Consider yourself more educated.

    29. Re:MSCE? by EvilAlien · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No, but thats because humans actually read partially by the shape of the word. Anybody who has studied ergonomics should know that. It is for this reason that the usage of all uppercase letters is actually something that runs counter to optimum reading rate. Uppercase breaks the shape of the word, thus requiring more focus.

      Mixing letters around but mostly conserving the "shape" of the word, as the "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy" quote does, highlights this perceptual capability. Our brains allows this paragraph to be read at normal (at least without significant impairment) rate without reading comprehension being broken by the fact that most of those words are no longer spelled correctly.

      Human perception fills in a lot of blanks for us in vision, as well. Basically, our brains cut corners in the interests of speed. There are blind spots, such as where the optic nerve leaves the eye, that our vision fills in for us.

      As for dyslexia, the paragraph above probably looks like what every written passage looks to a dyslexic. I suspect that dyslexia involves the brain mangling the shape of words by reordering letters at the outset of beginning to learn to read, so they never really learn to read by shape. I could be way off hear, I'm very out of date as far as dyslexia research.

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    30. Re:MSCE? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --You know, honest to God I skimmed your whole post like I usually read, word for word, and had NO TROUBLE AT ALL understanding it!!

      --Blew my mind, I tell you... *blip*
      (NO CARRIER)

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    31. Re:MSCE? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Waoh, taht is corrcet, alhtuogh I drae say that it is lmiietd seomwaht. For lnoegr wrdos trhee are too mnay pssboile cmboaintions, so you hvae to keep tnihgs sipmle. Of crosue, I cluod be wnorg. Lculiky, msot wrdos are ptrtey slmal.

      I wloudn't say that trehe is NO proeblm, hwoveer. Tihs swols raendig dwon a tad. Cotnxet hepls, too.

      (Argh. That's enough of that.)

      I would also like to say that this is much easier to read than L33T, at least the purer forms.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    32. Re:MSCE? by trompete · · Score: 1

      At least I still have trouble reading l33t. If I ever get to that point....well...let's not think about that!!

    33. Re:MSCE? by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      My wife is pretty dyslexic. She had a bit more trouble with it. Also, she said that when she was younger she couldn't have read it at all.

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      The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
    34. Re:MSCE? by GooTi · · Score: 1


      perl -nle 'print join " ", map {/(^.)(.*)?(.$)?/; $1.(join "", (sort {(-1,1)[rand 2]} split //, $2)).$3} split'


      I tkhni this will be teh nxte gtnaoiener of R31OT epn.nitocir Jtus as we,ka btu a lto qrieukc to dpetyrc ;-)

    35. Re:MSCE? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Ascenders and descenders are the words you were looking for.

      I guess it depends on whether or not you read by shape - I tend to have to when I've forgotten my reading glasses.

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      What a long, strange trip it's been.
  2. TCO benefits by jargoone · · Score: 2, Funny

    TCO benefits of using UNIX(Lintel) instead of Wintel

    I read this as SCO benefits from using UNIX(Lintel) instead of Wintel... and they would like to.

  3. MSCE???? by snatcheroo · · Score: 1, Informative

    MSCE???? It'S MCSE: Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer

    1. Re:MSCE???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And since the typo will be fixed and a later moderator will mod you down as a troll:

      Moderator of parent thread, at the time of posting there was a typo. Don't mod parent down!

    2. Re:MSCE???? by Gleng · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft Completely Shafts Everyone
      Management Constantly Spends Erroneously
      Many Confusing System Errors
      My Computer Suffers Exploits

      etc, etc, etc, etc, etc....

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      "Proudly Posting Without Reading The Article"
    3. Re:MSCE???? by spockbert · · Score: 5, Funny

      Must Consult Someone Else

    4. Re:MSCE???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the typo also exists in the original article.

    5. Re:MSCE???? by zr-rifle · · Score: 1

      yes, the MCSE: Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer,

      the guy frequently compared to the MCC: McDonalds Certified Chef.

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      Hack your mind out of its sandbox.
    6. Re:MSCE???? by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Smoking Crack Engineer

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      "Stop failing the Turing test!" -- Dilbert
    7. Re:MSCE???? by rutledjw · · Score: 3, Funny
      My Career is Still Endangered?

      And I get Troll'ed into next week... ;)

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      Computer Science is Applied Philosophy
    8. Re:MSCE???? by Basehart · · Score: 1

      I call them MSNBC's. It really pisses them off!

    9. Re:MSCE???? by smeeze · · Score: 1

      must consult someone experienced

    10. Re:MSCE???? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Should be Microsoft Certified Sales Engineer, the tests are as much about being a Microsoft advocate as being able to administer the bloomin stuff.

    11. Re:MSCE???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're in the USA, make that a Microsoft Certified Systems Expert unless you're a licensed Professional Engineer. Claiming to be an Engineer without holding a PE license is illegal in most circumstances, according to the licensure laws in your state.

    12. Re:MSCE???? by Kosi · · Score: 1

      Morons Confused by Sun Equipment

  4. Good good by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft needs more competition!

    The best way to counteract a fat monopoly like those microsoft whores is to put some good ol competition out there against them. Its tough to match those budgets and large scale operations, but more and more companies are fighting them from more and more directions...it can only lead to good things --- better products being produced by everyone.

    Either that or more marketing.

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    [I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
    1. Re:Good good by gmajor · · Score: 1

      But a monopoly means that you are immune to competition. If Microsoft is still a monopoly, then no amount of competition will destroy them.

    2. Re:Good good by namespan · · Score: 1

      No one thinks microsoft has a monopoly on computer operating systems/desktops. What they do have a monopoly on for all intents and purposes is the distribution of operating systems with the OEMs.

      That's been a practical monopoly on the desktop. But there's a hole in this: "solutions" providers like IBM can offer something else. They've got the purchasing clout to get MS-free machines from OEMs -- if a customer wants that. And it's starting to turn out that the customer sometimes does.

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    3. Re:Good good by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Destroying MS' monopoly doesn't necessarily imply destroying MS. Anyway, monopolies aren't static and absolute. MS has had a good 10-13 year run as an effective desktop monopoly and have turned it into 40 billion of liquid assets. Nothing to complain about by any means (for them...chill out!). In the process, MS has largely inspired the forces that will destroy their monopoly.

      RTFA. Substantially or totally replacing MS in an enterprise is possible and even rewarding. It isn't easy and requires substantial commitments from the organizations' highest management. If MS desktops could easily replaced with turnkey solutions they'd really be in trouble. As it is, MS should be concerned.

      If MS is smart, they won't fight this forever. Yes, they can realize gains from delaying their nascent compitition through means fair and foul. That will be governed by the law of diminishing returns and hopefully they'll know when to quit. MS has plenty of time to diversfy and design a new business model.

      What I'm trying to say is that monopolies aren't necessarily immune to competition; they're just highly resistant. It took 10-13 years but they motivated business and developers enough to code and implement replacements to their tools from scratch. They don't have a monopoly on a natural resource like DeBeers...nothing will dethrone them soon. They have a monopoly on the functionality provided by a rather large collection of bits. Come up with a set of bits thats "Good Enough" and monopoly begins to fracture. They are an altogether easier target than the likes of DeBeers. IBM has had monopolies before. Those days are gone but IBM is still around. They even manage to be the good guys much of the time.

    4. Re:Good good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't, it just means theres no (or not much) competition at the moment.

  5. Ping ala Pong by EdMack · · Score: 1

    If I was more objective, it would seem that Microsoft bring out a 'We hold best TCO' article, and then this side brings out an 'Oh no you dont article'

    I'm creating the 'It's behind you' article right now.. don't worry

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  6. ha, funny by hellraizr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    lets face it, how many mcse's do we know capable of administering a linux network. most mcse's can't administer a windows network! I'm a strong advocate of linux on the desktop but I shudder to think how bad an average mcse could screw up a linux network say, after an IT admin leaves prematurely or a documentation-impared consultant installed it. let alone an mcse facing the custom written automation software implemented in most *nix networks.

    Gonna be a few many years before this problem gets solved.

    1. Re:ha, funny by bajan_on_ice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think thats where most of the resellers will come in. Im pretty sure that they have considered this a BIG part of any large scale rollout of desktop linux, and I wouldnt be suprised if they have developed some sort of control station type software for pointandclick updates/reconfigs that even a microserf could understand. Especially if the desktop distros are severely pared down to what the average user requires (no root, browser/mail/office suite/IM/media player)

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    2. Re:ha, funny by ianjk · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Personally, I know quite a few. A good portion of the MCSEs that I know are quite skilled in *nix. I think it is funny how narrow minded some of the people are here on slashdot.

      Taking a couple of tests because:
      a) they were free.
      b) they net you a couple more bucks an hour.
      c) gasp! you want to know a little more about a product that you have to work with every day.

      doesn't make you a dumbass.

    3. Re:ha, funny by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      MSCE is free? Last I heard you needed to pay a rather large amount of money to take them.

    4. Re:ha, funny by Sprinkels · · Score: 1

      When your boss pays for courses, books, and exams, it's free.

    5. Re:ha, funny by hellraizr · · Score: 1

      ok I guess my comment wasn't well appreciated. well to set the record straight, there's an mcse sitting in the other room from me right now that is a guru at linux. but he is _FAR_ from the norm. in my days as a consultant I ran across more fudge'd installations/repairs from purported "MCSE's" than any other group of techs.

      Where I live (mid-town hell, oops I mean florida/US) the IT training industry is enormous! you hear more "get your mcse now" commercials than car commercials on the radio. this of course floods our market with under qualified technicians who _in my experience_ can't even fix a pc, let alone setup a corporate or enterprise network. Most of these n00b's have no background in dos and have never even seen a unix shell. they're experience goes as far as setting up ms proxy and configuring outlook.

      I've been misunderstood here. I was simply stating that with the current state of IT, the average MCSE will be in very poor shape to install/configure linux workstations. let alone troubleshoot them when they have problems. I will do anything I can to see microsoft get dethroned, including train these mcse's on how to use linux. I was just simply stating that "most" (50-65%) of current mcse's would be up shit's creek without a paddle walking into a linux/unix enviornment.

    6. Re:ha, funny by mousse-man · · Score: 1

      Right so. I happen to be MCDBA and MCSE, but I also happen to be a RHCE and I am very skilled in quite a few other fields (perl, AIX, SAN stuff and backup software).

      Actually, after having seen too much M$, I decided there was more possible that just reboot a machine. And no, I don't have a CS degree, my background is precision machining.

    7. Re:ha, funny by ericisbananaman · · Score: 0

      I agree.. I am an MSCE and have only recently started looking seriously at Linux (out of curiosity) and you are very true.. To a MS Admin Linux is very confusing.. (where is the c:\ drive!!) however I am getting better and would hope to know my way around a linux box soon with a bit more exposure..

  7. Corporate directory services by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    [...]With the exception of security management, essentially all of the practical skills associated with those functions will be invalidated. DHCP, WINS, SMB networking, Processor Affinity Management, Domain Administration, Registry hacking, and so on, are all technologies and ideas out of place in a well run Unix environment, though some pollution has crept in.

    [...]can be, and therefore will be, perpetuated in the new environment despite having no natural role there.

    I am not a fan of Active Directory. But if the author thinks that corporate directory services (preferabley Novell eDirectory, but Active Directory if you must) have no role in large-scale corporate networking, I have to question the rest of his conclusions a bit.

    sPh

    1. Re:Corporate directory services by alex_ant · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, you know Unix. If you're not using the most obscure, difficult to implement, kludgey possible solution to a problem, you've obviously been brainwashed by M$ into accepting corporate bloatware over "elegant solutions."

      "Corporate directory services?? Unix has been around for 30 years and we've never needed any of that bull-shite before! Everything is a file!! Who needs databases! Just use perl scripts and symlinks!!"

    2. Re:Corporate directory services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget SSH and rsync! They make managing thousands of Unix machines a snap!

      I see a Flamebait mod in your future... Thou Shall Not Speak Ill Of The Great Unix Philosophy, even in Jest.

    3. Re:Corporate directory services by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes known as LDAP... Contrary to popular belief, it is not just a crappy network authentication alternative for people who can't be bothered learning how to set up a Kerberos5 realm, it also is a directory service :)

      Finkployd

    4. Re:Corporate directory services by adam872 · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree. Where I work, we use LDAP extensively as our corporate directory. It works sufficiently well that I can't imagine life in a ~80,000 person company without it. We don't just use it for auth, but all sorts of other useful information about employees (e.g. expertise, cost centres, calendar, training etc etc). There is no reason that a directory server cannot be congruent with Unix. It works with our HP-UX/Solaris infrastructure just fine. And after all, what is NIS/NIS+, if not a (albeit) directory server?

    5. Re:Corporate directory services by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Perl scripts? UNIX has been around for 17 years, and we've never needed any of...

      But seriously, UNIX has always had databases; it's just that they are represented on disk with ascii text files, so that you can manipulate them with a variety of tools. Unifying the databases under a standard format and exporting them over the network via a standard protocol is very much in the UNIX spirit (although unfortunately not much in the UNIX implementation, traditionally). LDAP didn't start with MicroSoft (although MicroSoft did come up with a good schema for corporate services).

      Of course, there hasn't really been a properly UNIX-philosophy UNIX solution which covers the complete range of corporate directory services, because it has been done instead first by people who didn't recognize the unity of corporate services, then by the commercial UNIXes who were trying to differentiate themselves by making mistakes, and now by people who draw too much on MicroSoft and not enough on the UNIX philosophy (ending up with something that is neither a well-known kludge nor an elegant solution).

      The parts do exist, but nobody has gotten things to the point where you can put a hostname in ldapc.conf and then start mounting filesystems and printing to printers (at least, not that I've seen).

  8. I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called an iMac. ;-)

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    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
    1. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by jeepee · · Score: 1

      I am using KDE on linux on my IMac too... LInux is
      such a good desktop alternative, thanks for pointing that out.

      I Hate when people are comparing software with hardware

    2. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by termos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Linux is such a good desktop alternative [...] I Hate when people are comparing software with hardware

      And I hate it when people compare Linux with XFree.

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    3. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I hate it when people compare Linux with XFree.

      And I hate it when people compare a particular X11 server with the X11 protocol.

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    4. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats why its written KDE insensitive clod, i hate when people dont read well before posting :-)...

    5. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      You know... it's being modded as funny but this fella does have a point. Check out the features of OSX Server sometime. You'll be surprised.

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      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.
    6. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and im using gnome on my powermac.
      but im running macosX but i did disabel all that
      aqua but i must say that xfree is crawling on osx
      pherhaps it will be linux for this can to

    7. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by falsified · · Score: 1

      And I hate it when people fight :(

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    8. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by Beatbyte · · Score: 0

      any employee that sets up a server on an iMac will be asked to turn in their favorite red stapler.

    9. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell is being intelligent in a world full of idiots.

      Wobbly-headed Bob, is that you? :P

    10. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by goates · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the new iMacs, but the orginals could be set up as thin clients, and booted from an image on the server. Jobs did a demonstration with 10 iMacs running off an OSX Server computer at a Macworld Expo a few years ago. I don't think the origianl poster was suggesting that you use an iMac as a server, at least I hope not...

    11. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by Sprinkels · · Score: 2, Informative

      Current G4 iMacs are able to netboot e.g. run as diskless clients.

      Just press option while booting and select the netboot icon.

    12. Re:I already use a Windows desktop alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comparing Windows and Mac is like competing in the special olympics - no matter who wins, they're both still retarded!

  9. yup it doesnt have solitair by stonebeat.org · · Score: 2, Funny

    Including Solitair in the MadHatter might make things easier for MS certified people. Just Kidding :)

    1. Re:yup it doesnt have solitair by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Have you tried pySol? It has lots of solitaire games, and it's more fun than windows solitaire. Plus, it's free.

    2. Re:yup it doesnt have solitair by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I enjoy running pySol sometimes, but it's much, MUCH slower than plain old sol.exe. I can run sol.exe on my 386SX-16 laptop with 4 megs of RAM.

      Will Python itself even run on that limited a platform?

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    3. Re:yup it doesnt have solitair by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      While I admire the fact that sol.exe runs on really old processors, you are in a minority with a 386 laptop. Most people use much newer hardware, and even an old 266 Mhz K6 computer with 42 megs of ram can run pySol without any noticeable slowness except at startup time.

      I think there are other solitaire games written in C[++] for Linux, but I haven't used them much.

    4. Re:yup it doesnt have solitair by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried it for four or five years, but back in the day Wine played sol.exe pretty darn good as well. I used to have a Linux Wabi setup (Caldera used to sell a binary Wabi version for Linux that I have somewhere up on a shelf) and the Wabi image in my home directory could pull up a really nice 'Windows 3 inside Linux' environment. The Wabi Windows image also worked really well with Wine. All you had to do was run Progman.exe in Wine and you had a whole Windows 3.1 environment on your linux desktop. But that was five years ago.

      Sol.exe must be one of the lowest-level coded Windows apps. It didn't exist until Windows 3.0 (before then there was Reversi in Windows 2) but it's been essentially unchanged since then.

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  10. Solaris 10 Mad Hatter screenshot by ShadeARG · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is a Solaris 10 Mad Hatter desktop screenshot.

    1. Re:Solaris 10 Mad Hatter screenshot by Kedder · · Score: 5, Informative

      This looks like regular Gnome2, which is included in new Solaris versions...

      The real MadHatter screenshots seems to be here.

    2. Re:Solaris 10 Mad Hatter screenshot by ShadeARG · · Score: 1

      A valuable lesson can be learned from my mistake. Make sure you always look at the screenshot, regardless of what the thumbnail image looks like before you submit.

    3. Re:Solaris 10 Mad Hatter screenshot by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Since Sun Microsystems is a hardware vendor, any form of bloat that forces new hardware/upgrades onto their customers is seen as a positive thing.

      Why Microsoft does it remains a mystery. Hell, they could make good money by thinning down their OS and selling it to the current install base.

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      A Good Intro to NetBS
  11. Whats new? by Moth7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I fail to see the necessity to produce hundreds of windows-clone distros - isn't it win that we want to draw people away from? Look at it through the eyes of the average user:

    It looks and functions like windows. I already have windows. Therefore, I'm sticking with the superior(?) windows

    What we need to do is be developing newer, fresher ideas which keep microsoft on their toes - if we do that then at least MS has to keep coming up with the goods. My point is that a line of copies doesn't work - the average user doesn't care about the inside workings - they want results. I'll take the handheld game market as an example - How many gameboy clones have we seen come and disappear, doomed to sit in the back pages of children's catalogs? What we need as I have said too many times in this post is something new. There is more than one way to do it and until OSs capitalises on that and jumps into that niche, there is little hope of removing MS's stranglehold on the market.

    1. Re:Whats new? by cosmo7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I fail to see the necessity to produce hundreds of windows-clone distros - isn't it win that we want to draw people away from?

      Also by the time you've copied a feature from Windows, Microsoft has already copied something else from OS X.

    2. Re:Whats new? by Lord+Kholdan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What we need to do is be developing newer, fresher ideas which keep microsoft on their toes - if we do that then at least MS has to keep coming up with the goods. My point is that a line of copies doesn't work - the average user doesn't care about the inside workings - they want results. I'll take the handheld game market as an example - How many gameboy clones have we seen come and disappear, doomed to sit in the back pages of children's catalogs? What we need as I have said too many times in this post is something new. There is more than one way to do it and until OSs capitalises on that and jumps into that niche, there is little hope of removing MS's stranglehold on the market.

      May I suggest an even more radical solution? Market research! Get a large group of windows users, give them a Linux desktop and tell them to complain and make requests! Linux was made great not because it was made by programmers for programmers but because it was made by USERS for USERS. How about leaving behind the old notion that only code matters and let the current userbase show the way and help developement? Of course some will disagree with this but I claim that a good opinion about UI or insight about possible uses for programs are as important as code.

      Seriously, it seems that RIAA and OSS have one thing in common. Both make a whatever product they want to create and then blame the users for lack of interest.

    3. Re:Whats new? by Liselle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What we need to do is be developing newer, fresher ideas which keep microsoft on their toes

      This isn't really all that true. You can't just dump a UI/functionality change on the average user and expect them to embrace it. Many have trouble with the interface that we've had since Win95.

      These people have the right idea. Ease folks into it. Otherwise you will have a response similar to what happened with WinXP, where the interface was made more intuitive and easier, but casual computer users still complained (and rightly so, I think) because the things that took them so long to learn got turned topsy-turvy.

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    4. Re:Whats new? by reames · · Score: 1

      My point is that a line of copies doesn't work - the average user doesn't care about the inside workings - they want results.

      That's true, but the average user isn't the one making the decision in a corporation. Considering that
      Windows XP Pro + Office XP == $800
      and
      any Linux OS + OpenOffice == $0
      If Linux were to be as user friendly as Windows (to the average person), then it would already have an inherent price advantage -- and that looks pretty good to any corporate honcho that calls the shots. I agree that *nix has a long was to go, but we shouldn't underestimate how important it is that it's free.

    5. Re:Whats new? by Liselle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Market research and focus groups led Microsoft to implement those lovely menus that auto-hide. Nifty idea in theory, however in practice the "play around with it" aspect of users using a program was lost, because they never saw stuff that they didn't use regularly. Sometimes users don't know what's good for them. Focus groups are not the answer to all of life's problems, unfortunately.

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    6. Re:Whats new? by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the necessity to produce hundreds of windows-clone distros - isn't it win that we want to draw people away from?

      The problem with this is that everyone already knows how to use Windows. So if you try to convert them to something radically different, instead of getting

      "It looks and functions like windows. I already have windows. Therefore, I'm sticking with the superior(?) windows"

      You're going to get:

      "It looks and functions NOTHING LIKE windows. I already know windows. Therefore, I'm sticking with what I already know how to use."

      Keep in mind how long it took for most people to learn how to use Windows (especially if they weren't brought up with it). Do you honestly think that Joe Schmoe is going to want to spend all that time again trying to learn an entirely different UI? It's doubtful.

      -- Dr. Eldarion --

    7. Re:Whats new? by trompete · · Score: 1
      <sarcasm>Oh my gosh..the Window managers are stealing from each other!? When did this start happening!?</sarcasm>


      What's the easy way to add custom tags to posts without indenting and without using &nbsp...etc?
    8. Re:Whats new? by JarekC · · Score: 1
      I fail to see the necessity to produce hundreds of windows-clone distros

      I couldn't agree more. A couple years ago I switched to Linux on desktop beacuse I couldn't stand MS Windows user interface. I was happy for awhile, but now I see that with each next release of Gnome or KDE both environments are geting more and more similar to Windows. It doesn't make sense!

      I'm sick and tired of this "we need to make it like Windows to get people switch from Windows" mantra. It just doesn't work this way. If I wanted wanted Windows, I would run Windows. If I use Linux, it's because I want something else.

    9. Re:Whats new? by namespan · · Score: 1

      Also by the time you've copied a feature from Windows, Microsoft has already copied something else from OS X

      Clearly, then, the right thing to do is copy from OS X.

      (Except for the fact that you want people who've never used anything but windows to be comfortable with it when you sit down in front of it, and the Mac OS X interface, while simple enough, may not fit that bill)

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    10. Re:Whats new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a total ignoramus that is only serving to harm the Linux movement by spreading complete falsehoods. Anyone in an IT Decision Making role has just laughed your sorry advocate ass out of his office.

      First of all, no medium to large sized corporation pays $800 to Microsoft. More like $50-$80/year, including Office, Exchange access and support. Furthermore, since they are already running windows, there's very little transition cost.

      Second, go price out RedHat's and SuSE's "enterprise" desktop software. It's not free. In fact, it's priced very similarly to Microsoft's warez. And it's primarily being marketed to traditional UNIX installations because of the transition costs involved.

      "Use Linux, it's FREE." is an immature and false argument when you are talking about real business systems. The Linux community really needs to crush this silly baloney.

    11. Re:Whats new? by sketerpot · · Score: 1
    12. Re:Whats new? by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 1
      "May I suggest an even more radical solution? Market research! Get a large group of windows users, give them a Linux desktop and tell them to complain and make requests!"

      Market research like this has been done. The results are that the windows users want the Linux system to act exactly like their Windows machines, because that is what they are used to. People don't know what will be better or easier to use or most especially make them more productive.

      Thus you get the abhorrent tangling of the issues of useability and marketability. If you want to sell software, you want people to see a shiny, non-threatening interface. This has nothing to do with whether the software is actually good at getting things done. It is very difficult for market research to distinguish these. And if you want a shiny, non-threatening interface, use Windows. That's what it's there for, and there's nothing wrong with that.

    13. Re:Whats new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > & <, that's how.

    14. Re:Whats new? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Users almost never know what's good for them. They know what they like when they see it, but don't believe a word of it before then.

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    15. Re:Whats new? by bs_02_06_02 · · Score: 1

      You are correct. Innovate. But, protect your innovations from Microsoft. File patents, donate them back to the public domain, and vigourously defend the IP. Don't sell out. Sadly, it's quite possible that Microsoft will "enhance" your idea, then file a patent.

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    16. Re:Whats new? by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      The MacOS v10 team didn't copy GNUstep.

      They bought the company (NeXT) that produced the GUI/Operating System that GNUstep copied.

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    17. Re:Whats new? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      What we need to do is be developing newer, fresher ideas which keep microsoft on their toes

      New and fresh ideas are a dime a dozen. I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a new fresh idea that actually works.

      I don't need a fully working fresh new idea before I'll evaluate it. But I do want to see a prototype of sorts. I'm not going to go join a cause just because someone had an idea. Show me a prototype so I can actually determine for myself if the idea is workable and usable, and I might just decide to donate my programming skills towards it. But just saying "we need to do something different" isn't going to cut it.

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    18. Re:Whats new? by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      From Nextstep came the Openstep standard for a Nextstep-like desktop. Apple is doing a very good job copying Openstep in a modern way (and probably using quite a bit of the old code) with Cocoa.

      GNUstep is also copying Openstep. I never implied that Apple was copying from GNUstep (at least, not intentionally); I should know, since I've seen books about the whole thing from the early 90's.

    19. Re:Whats new? by jak163 · · Score: 1

      Even if it was indistinguishable from Windows from an appearance perspective it would still be better because it wouldn't crash, especially in cases such as this where users would be limited to bounded accounts (although this of course also means that you could quickly tell the difference. I think most people familiar with Linux could tell the difference by the feel if not the look).

    20. Re:Whats new? by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      That's true as far as it goes, but one shouldn't underestimate the value of such research. While it can occasionally give misleading results, use of focus groups can quickly identify problem areas in a user interface that went unnoticed by the programmers because the programmers were "too close" to the project. As with any research, proper analysis is the key to realizing any benifit from it. Those auto hiding menus are a good example of this. More extensive analysis of the results from said research could have brought the 'out of sight, out of mind' phenomena further to the fore and and in turn result in this behavior being turned off by default.

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    21. Re:Whats new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if you want a drab, intimidating interface chose Linux? "That's what it's there for, and there's nothing wrong with that."

    22. Re:Whats new? by lingenfr · · Score: 1

      I guess that I need to point out that despite most folks using a Windows platform for 10 years or more, they STILL don't know the OS. They are familiar with a UI and some not too familiar with that. They primarily know applications. It is very difficult to get a user (not luser, since they are the reason you have a job) to take an interest in the OS. They want to create documents, presentations, send email, etc.

      In one of the few on topic posts for this article, someone mentioned thinclients. One of the reasons that they meet with some acceptance is that they remove the user another standard deviation or two from the OS and get them where they want to be which is using the applications. One of the great thing about thinclients is that your help desk can solve a good percentage of user issues with 'Do you see that small button under your screen? OK, turn it off, OK, now turn it back on, your welcome, have a nice day'.

      I was with the writer of the article (yes, you remember that, you probably didn't read it, but that is what we are discussing) until he devolved into blatant Win bashing. I imagined him wearing a tin foil hat and 3DES t-shirt by the end of the article. I haven't yet figured out how DHCP and proxies are windows-unique sins that were thrust upon us by Bill and the great shadow conspiracy.

      When I see short-sighted comments like 'RTFM or read the man page' it is obviously that some *nixers don't seem to understand that time is money. The company is probably not paying an accountant for their OS skills. They are paying them for their technical skills and the ability to use a particular APPLICATION that company uses. The more an OS gets in the way of that, the less effective it is.

  12. Microsoft Certified Engineers by frovingslosh · · Score: 1
    But companies depending on Microsoft Certified Engineers to adapt to Linux will carry over a number of problems, significantly increasing the chance of project failure.

    well, doh!

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  13. hmmm mcse... by chef_raekwon · · Score: 1, Funny

    linux is in BIG trouble if it relies on Mouse Clicking Solutions Experts to implement Linux solutions.

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  14. I sense a poll coming on... by Moth7 · · Score: 1

    What is your favourite mis-interpretation of MCSE?

    1. Re:I sense a poll coming on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Managing CowboyNeal Sufferage Everywhere

    2. Re:I sense a poll coming on... by schon · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is your favourite mis-interpretation of MCSE?

      Well, I'd say "Must Consult Someone Experienced", but that's usually not a mis-interpretation :o)

    3. Re:I sense a poll coming on... by spektr · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is your favourite mis-interpretation of MCSE?

      I'll vote for Microsoft Certified Software Engineer.

    4. Re:I sense a poll coming on... by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert

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  15. Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by oZZoZZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My company runs Windows 98 clients and NT4 server atm, and I figured it was time to upgrade. I looked into Microsoft, with Office/WinXP and server 2003, and the cost was about $40k. That seemed insane, so I decided to try Linux.

    I've been running Linux at home now for a few years, and am quite competitent running it. My first step was to replace the slackware/wmaker combination that I was happy with on my laptop to Redhat/Gnome/Bluecurve, and I was immidetely impressed with how far linux has come on the desktop, I figured this wouldn't be a problem.

    I showed the owners of my company Linux, and they said they were fine with it on every machine... now the tricky part, application compatability.

    Under Wine I was able to get my payroll software and estimating software running, but the accounting software proved impossible. Using older style database clients and VBA, I was totally unable to get it working.

    I came to the conclusion that while I can use Linux on the desktop, application support from large corporate vendors need to be there before Linux can run on the desktop. I also came up with: "in 3 years, if we want to run a different accounting/estimating/etc package, will linux work for us?".. That question is unanswered atm, and therefore using Linux in a corporate enviroment seems to be a gamble right now, a gamble that I am not willing to wager on for my company. Another issue is support from our existing vendors... they supported running their software on Windows and 2 of them *REQUIRED* PCAnywhere to be available whenever needed... this was not possible with Linux.
    Linux on the home desktop seems more than ready, but enterprise/corporate enviroments seem to need better application support before it's possible... while I do belive that the application support will be there in 3 years, I don't think it's a risk work taking atm.

    1. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by molarmass192 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At least you tried. WINE is not a panacea and any apps written in VB rather than WinAPI/MFC are notoriously tough to get working on WINE. After all, you've got an interpreter running on an interpreter in those situations so it's twice as tricky. You're best bet would be Win4Lin terminal server instead of WINE and simply serve the GUIs out to the clients. I had a similar situation where I had to get a 16-bit VB 3.0 app working and WINE consistently choked on it (not surprising since nobody is working on the 16-bit emulation anymore). Anyhow, Win4Lin (not terminal server though) was the cheapest / easiest solution since they already had WinME licenses and they've been humming along for almost a year that way.

      For anybody else reading this, VB apps are an absolute terror to get working under WINE. If you're considering a Linux migration, be weary of these particular apps and have a backup plan.

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    2. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by ip_vjl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand this attitude that MSOffice is *required* if you run Windows. I see it a lot when comparing the costs of running the two OSes.

      $ windows = OS cost + MSOffice cost
      $ linux = free OS + free office app

      There's nothing preventing you from running free (beer/speech) software on Windows.

      If you need Windows to run legacy apps, why not do it in stages. In your case, upgrade your boxes from 98 to XP - but don't do the MSOffice route. Use Openoffice.org (assuming it will work for you since you were going to do a full linux switch anyway) and other open source software when applicable. (Mozilla Firebird instead of IE, etc.)

      This way, you don't abandon your legacy apps ... and in a few years (at next upgrade time) there will either be a feasible open source solution, or maybe Wine will have advanced enough to run what you need.

      If you can do a full transition, good for you. But to compare costs the way you did isn't a real comparison.

    3. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by ip_vjl · · Score: 1

      correction to my post:
      ... there will either be a feasible open source solution, or maybe Wine will have advanced enough to run what you need.


      left off the 3rd possibility:
      ... there will either be a feasible open source solution, maybe Wine will have advanced enough to run what you need, or you'll find that you still need windows.

    4. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Funny - In theory, VB should be easier to emulate than raw WinAPI because VB runs mostly inside a virtual machine.*

      Anyway, if someone could provide seemless support for VB, Access, and FoxPro, you would remove 80% of technical reasons for not migrating off Windows.

      Changing out a word processor or retraining for a new "desktop" are solvable problems -- Replacing all of your internal/vertical applicaitons written for the Windows evironment is not.

      Unfortunately, it sees like the current group of Wine developers are more focused on video games than business applications.

      *yeah, I'm aware that it's a common 'advanced' VB trick to call out to win32.

    5. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by FreeLinux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree. I would suggest that the application support is there today but, not the way people are trying to accomplish it. By and large most evaluations like you have done are trying to use Linux as a drop in replacement for Windows. This will probably never happen. While there are many applications that can be used as drop in replacements to Windows applications there are even more that are not. And Windows applications, for the most part, don't run on Linux.

      Bit, how is this different than the likes of Windows 2003. There are countless applications, even Microsoft applications such as Exchange 2000, that will not run on Windows 2003. For some people this will mean that they will not implement Windows 2003 but, as time wears on most if not all will move to Windows 2003 and upgrade or replace their existing applications to ones that do run on Windows 2003. They will buy Windows 2003 and they will also buy Exchange 2003.

      So, rather than looking for a seamless drop in replacement to Windows in Linux, why not look at it from an upgrade/migration point of view? There are numerous accounting applications that do run natively on Linux. The specialty apps that are written in VB will need to be rewritten for Linux. But why not? Chances are that those same VB apps are right now being examined for a rewrite in C#.NET. They'll have to be for the sake of Windows 2003.

      The point is that people seem unwilling to rewrite or migrate their apps for a Linux environment but, for some reason, they think nothing of doing this for their Windows environment. The thing that they fail to take into account is that in the Linux environment this will almost certainly be a one time affair. But, in the Windows environment it will be a recurring theme every few years because that is what Microsoft wants and has to do in order to keep selling the same companies more software.

      All too often people say that it is not cost effective or it is too difficult to make the switch but they seem to disregard these same issues as they run on Microsoft's treadmill.

      BTW, have you repatched your Microsoft RCP service?

    6. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there very first thing you need to do is be sure they understand hom much proprietary data formats are costing them. Try to get them to use open standard data format, regardless of the OS.
      Thiwas you can assure them that the data will always be accessible, regardless of who there main vendor is or what they do.
      Ask them is they want to control the destiny of there company, or id they want MS to cotrol the destiny od there company.
      Once they get data formats to not be dependent, migration will be much easier.
      In corpration like yours, you need a plan. Probably a five year plan that involves new vendors software to use cross platform develepment techniques.
      People who uyse a proprietary script language to do company critical software should be dealt with.

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    7. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      I have believed for some time now that the crossover applications are the real danger, while MS is focusing on Linux.

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    8. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Well, its a chicken at the egg thing, atm. Vendors will start supporting Linux when it gains enough market share.

      But the way I look at it is if you choose not to go with Linux at this time it is your choice. But remember that you made that choice, when Linux is mainstream and well supported. The money one can save with Linux is obvious to most technical and creative people who have read its license. It just takes a little time and creativity to make it work for you. But by not using it you could be costing your company a lot more money in the long run. Outsourcing almost always costs more because the vendors are here to make a profit and the solution is almost never custom fit to your operations. Its like that whole 'work smarter not harder' principle. It takes a lot of hard thought and work to automate your business, but once it is automated you can sit back and watch it generate revenue.

      But the choice is yours.

      I judge people based on their decisions and actions at times like these. Here's hoping you make the right ones.

    9. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by Zathrus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good suggestions, but not always doable in practice.

      Open data standards for payroll and accounting data? I'm sure there are some... they're probably old as dirt and about as fun to utilize nowadays too (yes, I've just spent a couple weeks learning the horrors of X.12 in the shipping industry -- it's used all over but it's archaic, has over 3 decades of different revisions, and an utter PITA to actually use). You can roll your own format (we did... we're in a position to) and make it reasonably open (again, we did... at least to our customers), but the odds of getting someone else to write to your format is low, especially for things like payroll/accounting. You could also reverse engineer their data files (a coworker did so for a flat file database at a former company, producing a real time importer for Sybase/Oracle), but that takes some pretty serious skill and money.

      Don't think that it's just MS producing "proprietary" data. Virtually everyone does. And it's not the big, obvious formats that are a problem -- those have enough people looking at them to crack the nut eventually -- it's the small, uncommon formats that will keep you locked in. And it's equally unlikely that you'll easily find replacements that are low cost and open format. Companies have an incentive to lock you in... the counterbalancing force to this is that in a competitive market place they also have incentive to read other people's formats, which will either lead to a common format or to everyone figuring out how to import everyone else's data.

      In general, without government mandates, it tends toward the latter rather than the former.

    10. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      I think (not sure) that the problem is that VB uses a lot of undocumented APIs and memory "tricks" that WINE just plain doesn't like. I totally agree with you about the support for VB and Access. VB apps (and especially ActiveX controls) are a nasty sticking point when it comes to conversions but a LOT of "internal" apps seem to have been written using it. Yeah it sucks but it's one of those shitty facts that can't just be ignored away. It's easy enough to get the source code to these apps (if they're internal) to try and convert them but toss one ActiveX control in there and you've made your task exponentially harder. If MS intended to glue users to Windows using VB/ActiveX, they did a fantastic job.

      As for the WINE devs, I can't tell them what to do with their free time. On the non-free side of things, Codeweavers does a good job with business apps but so far they only support the "big dog" apps. It would get really interesting if they were to add support for VB applications but that's a tall order to fill.

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    11. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really have to use some Win only software, just put them into a terminal server(s) and connect using rdesktop. Even better, to sandbox the Win servers use an X server as a single point of access. And yes, this doesn't make much sense for Office but a fairly little used app is a different thing.

    12. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by carolchi · · Score: 1

      Nail on the head, application compatibility. It's just not there. Big vendors, small vendors. Bank interfaces, secure comms applications. PC Anywhere is a major sticking issue, I agree.
      And when a vendor has thousands of locked in customers screaming for Active Directory integration, they do not want to hear any other request for development resources.

    13. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by n8ur · · Score: 1

      Win4Lin's not a perfect solution, either technically or politically, but it sure does work well. I have three apps at home that I haven't yet found suitable OSS substitutes for -- Quicken with online interface, Street Atlas (for disconnected use) and a weird package for analyzing the stability of frequency sources. All three run wonderfully under Win4Lin. And it's just about as fast on a given machine as native Windows.

      The only real problem I've had is with apps that need a serial port -- there is emulation for standard hardware COM1 and COM2 but only for those two ports, and an app I used to run had some quirks with the emulation. More importantly for my new laptop that lacks a DB-9, there's currently no support for USB serial adapters.

    14. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      I'm looking over the dependcies of msvbvm6.dll (the runtime vb library) and I don't see any undocumented or ordinal-refreneced functions right off... VB can't be too dependent on Windows internals, since the same library is used on both NT and 9x.
      AFAIK, VB is dependent only on the official win32 api.

    15. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RCP? Eh?

    16. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      For accounting, either leave a PC in a corner running Windoze, or install win4lin - works like a charm. I like my Windoze running in a X-window.

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
    17. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by horza · · Score: 1

      Use Openoffice.org (assuming it will work for you since you were going to do a full linux switch anyway) and other open source software when applicable. (Mozilla Firebird instead of IE, etc.)

      Maybe Abiword should be rebranded OfficeLite? It does everything I need it to do, and starts up in a fraction of a second. Also does a reasonable job of importing Word.

      Phillip.

    18. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am new to the Linux OS. I am not running yet. Currently what I am running here at the office is.
      Windows 2000, on a Pentium 4 with 512 memory and a 40 gig HD. I am needing to change the HD some boot problems lately. So I bought a 160 gig HD. I thought I would partition to 3 partitions put my current Windows 2000 on one a Linux distribution on the other. and then a 3rd for inbetween.
      Now Questions:
      1. How to partition and how much to each OS?
      2. Is there a good Bible program for Linux?
      3. Is there an alternative to Page maker 7.0 for Linux?
      4. What about Acrobat Exchange, not reader. I need to password protect my work?
      5. Need a printer driver for my Konica 7022 copier with print board.
      6. Which distribution is best to go to?

      Mike Hughes, D.Min., Th.D., Ph.D.
      303 N. 1st Street
      Wilmington, IL 60481
      n9gi at icqmail dot com

  16. Nice timing... by Basje · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... as it was just yesterday that it became know that Ford Motor Company is joining the ranks. They are switching from Windows to Linux

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    the pun is mightier than the sword
    1. Re:Nice timing... by sonny317 · · Score: 1

      I can't find any more info on this... Is this all of Ford Motor Company, or just the European realm? I remember some articles a year or 2 back hinting of a switch in Europe, but I'll be impressed (and happy!) if it is all of Ford.


      Anyone know anything more?

    2. Re:Nice timing... by Balthisar · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm a Ford engineer (not a computer engineer). It's about damn time. Of the 20 PC's in my office, we use email (Outlook), Excel, a lot of web-based apps, several dumb-terminal apps, and a few in-house, Windows-based apps (nothing fancy that shouldn't run in WINE or just be updated anyway). It's all Win2K (just got it with new Dells). For what we do, there's no sense in it! The fact that they're PC's means most of the user problems come from home versions of stuff introduced here. The first user is an admin, which works for me, but gives to much power to the less educated.

      --
      --Jim (me)
    3. Re:Nice timing... by davinciII · · Score: 1
      The car giant will run its sales operations, human resources, customer relations management and the rest of its infrastructure operations on the upstart technology.

      I'm not sure how replacing infrastructure belongs in an article about Linux desktops. I don't think anyone doubts the fact that Linux is prevalent in the back office...

    4. Re:Nice timing... by bored · · Score: 1

      Installing linux boxes isn't going to make crappy administration go away. In fact it will probably make it worse as your users become better with linux ( I edited my XF86Config file to get opengl to work, and now my machine just keeps flashing the screen..etc). On the other hand what kind of engineering work do you do that the application runs under linux?

  17. It's the apps, silly by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The author missing one minor point. The core of business information management for small and medium sized business is Win32-based client/server applications. These are the products that you see advertised and discussed in Manufacturing Systems and CFO Magazine. In the middle to late 1980s they were available on several platforms and usually had a Mac version, but by the mid 1990s they had migrated almost exclusively to the client/server model on the Win32 platform.

    These midrange apps are the bread-and-butter of corporate computing. They do not run on the Mac and do not run under Linux. Some are starting to move toward a web browser based model, but not all and not necessarily quickly.

    Until Linux equivalents exist for these midrange apps, the Linux desktop will not be used in midsized organizations.

    sPh

    1. Re:It's the apps, silly by spectrokid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gimme SAP Business warehouse under Linux and I give you 1000 users in my company alone.

      --

      10 ?"Hello World" life was simple then

    2. Re:It's the apps, silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, that web based model can really shake things up, can't it. Imagine that you can have practically anything on the backend server -- Linux, Windows, Solaris -- and it doesn't matter what the client runs. It could be a text-only serial terminal, a PDA, a phone, a state-of-the-art desktop, or a 10 year old PC. Wow, that's a lot of flexibility. It allows a company to respond faster, deploy apps faster, make changes in existing apps without a company-wide refresh.

      But what happens when you deploy Windows on the server? Yup, you're locked into Windows on the clients. Often, updating the server requires lots of little updates or major updates on the clients. Remember, they based their business model on the same practice that made a new car every year seem the thing to do. I.e., they push the new model as better than the old. Now Microsoft has done some really great business selling that to companies -- to the tune of billions upon billions of dollars -- and it's not likely that Windows will disappear entirely from business. But the problem is, unlike car manufacturers, businesses will be *forced* to upgrade because the old file formats and the apps won't run properly on the new system. If I'm running a business I don't want my technology policy dictated by another company. That's just not good business.

      But Linux grows -- it's now in the "they fight you" phase since the laughter and apathy didn't squash the movement. Microsoft has been repeating "Linux costs more than Windows" and "Initial cost doesn't matter". Hmm, yeah sure. Deploying a Linux desktop for targeted applications is no more expensive than deploying Windows. And cost does matter. Lots of other articles will disabuse the blinded CEO of this latest Microsoft propaganda so I won't mention it here.

      The important thing is that Linux puts the IT roadmap back into the hands of the business. Take Access and a SQL Server backend... Doesn't talk with much else properly. Try getting ODBC drivers to talk to that SQL Server reliably. That's lock-in at its finest. Funny thing though, if you replace that SQL Server with Oracle or Postgresql or even MySQL on a Linux backend and web browser frontends, you suddenly have lots of wiggle room. You can use Macs, your PDA, your text terminal, your Linux boxes that cost next to nothing to deploy.

      (I can't let the TCO argument go though. Microsoft says Linux is more expensive in the long run. Lots of companies are now using essentially dumb machines -- PCs running a proprietary database frontend connecting to a database server. The cost to deploy these Windows machines will always have an associated OS cost. Always. With a Linux desktop you build it once then deploy it everywhere. You don't have to pay a penny more in licensing costs. Not a year down the line, not some hidden licensing cost, not ever. Wait, you say, you still need to pay for Linux expertise? Hardly, the current crop of Linux distros are easy enough to install and maintain that my 70yr old father can do it. Your existing Windows admin, if he is at all competent, should be able to do the same. If not, hire a couple college kids for 1/4 the salary of that Windows admin to maintain your Linux for you.)

    3. Re:It's the apps, silly by azaris · · Score: 1

      But what happens when you deploy Windows on the server? Yup, you're locked into Windows on the clients.

      Why? What if the Windows software offers connection methods using standard protocols (HTTP, SMTP, IPSec, FTP, SSH)?

      Take Access and a SQL Server backend... Doesn't talk with much else properly.

      Why do you need Access? SQL Server is a great RMDB database by itself, it's cheaper than Orrible and has more features than mysql or postgresql. It also has a ton of 3rd-party stuff.

      Try getting ODBC drivers to talk to that SQL Server reliably. That's lock-in at its finest.

      I must mention that to all the C++ guys using native ODBC to access SQL Server. You must of thinking of their JDBC drivers, which I admit were patchy at least a few years ago.

      Funny thing though, if you replace that SQL Server with Oracle or Postgresql or even MySQL on a Linux backend and web browser frontends, you suddenly have lots of wiggle room. You can use Macs, your PDA, your text terminal, your Linux boxes that cost next to nothing to deploy.

      Your hypothesis is the same cannot be done on an MS platform. Fine, except we did exactly this at my last place of ork.

      Hardly, the current crop of Linux distros are easy enough to install and maintain that my 70yr old father can do it. Your existing Windows admin, if he is at all competent, should be able to do the same. If not, hire a couple college kids for 1/4 the salary of that Windows admin to maintain your Linux for you.)

      Yeah, that's what I'd want in my 1000+ workers factory. College kids installing and maintaining my mission-critical servers and clients. Not. Properly managing an enterprise software installation across multiple sites is so much more than running Red Hat installation routines and compiling kernels.

    4. Re:It's the apps, silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? What if the Windows software offers connection methods using standard protocols (HTTP, SMTP, IPSec, FTP, SSH)?

      That's a major part of the problem. The *documented* Microsoft business model depends upon a practice known as "embrace and extend". What does this mean? It means that Microsoft will take open, standard protocols, let Windows server work with it, but modify the "standard" in ways that break non-MS clients. Except for FTP and SSH, the protocols you mentioned have all been broken by Microsoft.

      Why do you need Access? SQL Server is a great RMDB database by itself, it's cheaper than Orrible and has more features than mysql or postgresql. It also has a ton of 3rd-party stuff.

      Access provides a drag-and-drop method of report and database generation. Lots of small to mid-sized businesses (and departments in large businesses) use Access for one-off databases. You can use Access somewhat easily with a SQL Server backend instead of relying on the very limited Access database, which is suitable mainly for small, single-user databases. Using Access often dictates a SQL Server backend because many of the features won't work without it. Use SQL Server also dictates an MS client in many cases. If you do want to use SQL Server in a web environment, you're certainly welcome to do so. Check out the revised licensing costs before you do so. Is it cheaper than Oracle? Hmm, that depends on a lot.

      I must mention that to all the C++ guys using native ODBC to access SQL Server. You must of thinking of their JDBC drivers, which I admit were patchy at least a few years ago.

      Well, anything non-MS attaching to SQL Server is still patchy. The fault of the non-MS libraries? Hardly. The libraries work fine for compliant sources but oddly, have strange problems with SQL Server. Embrace and Extend.

      Your hypothesis is the same cannot be done on an MS platform. Fine, except we did exactly this at my last place of ork.

      Of course, that's why mentioned that the backend doesn't matter and he included Windows, Solaris, Linux as possible servers. This is, after all, about the desktop. Again, look at the licensing costs for non-Windows clients. I recall that MS bundled some client access licenses with the desktop versions of their OS. If you used a different desktop you'd require more licensing fees. So you'll pay MS no matter what you used. Again, lock in.

      Yeah, that's what I'd want in my 1000+ workers factory. College kids installing and maintaining my mission-critical servers and clients. Not. Properly managing an enterprise software installation across multiple sites is so much more than running Red Hat installation routines and compiling kernels.

      Sure, then have your Windows admin or your Unix admin do the PC tech work. Remember, the idea of the web environment is to take the maintenance away from the PC and put it on the server. This lessens your costs considerably since you don't have to worry about application client refreshes on lots of machines. You're not hiring college kids to manage your enterprise, only to keep your client machines up to date with patches. You'll have your properly compensated IT managers and technical leads doing all the hard work, the rest is relegated to the neophytes and comparatively paid technicians.

  18. But isn't the... by bob670 · · Score: 1
    whole idea of a Linux desktop revolution rooted in the usability of Star/Open Office? Which both suck? Next suggestion please...

    ...waits patiently for the 90% of the users only use 10% of the features argument and laughs...

    1. Re:But isn't the... by Moth7 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, 90% do. And when the time comes, if they never used them in MSOffice then there's nothing to unlearn when they have to use them in SOffice. Also, SOffice is generally a greater and safer productivity tool if you're a programming type. Sure, theres VBA for Office, but how many StarBasic "High Risk" security warnings do we get on bugtraq every day?

  19. Migrations by rf0 · · Score: 1

    If you have an existing Windows infrastructure thats works then bolting Linux onto it ok however as pointed out in the articule just shoving clients on isn't going to reduce the cost.

    However if Sun are talking about it you would expect that most of their infrastructure is already UNIX so it would actually make sence. Of course I can't see all the windows workstations being replaceed as the saying goes

    "If it ain't broke don't fix it"

    Rus

    1. Re:Migrations by Moth7 · · Score: 1, Funny

      "If it ain't broke don't fix it"

      You've never met a programmer then? ^^

  20. McBride is Sun's PR guy by spektr · · Score: 1

    Sun offers legal protection covering desktop components like Staroffice against third party intellectual property claims that aren't available to companies sourcing their Linux desktops from the IBM/SuSe partnership or other players.

    Now I understand why McBride stresses the notion that open source projects should protect its customers against legal prosecution. Sun is one of the two companies that bought a SCO license, you know...

  21. Metaphors by Xpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    They used the "mongoose thrown into a snake pit" metaphor to refer to Linux being used in an all Windows environment, and the "Indiana Jones shoots the swordsman" metaphor, to refer to the technological advantage of Linux over Windows. But combine the two and you get the "Indiana Jones thrown into a snake pit" metaphor, and you know how Indy feels about snakes... things don't look good for Linux it seems.

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    "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
    1. Re:Metaphors by Liselle · · Score: 1

      That depends. If you go the other way, and Linux is a mongoose with a sword, they'd make a killing on toy sales, and software would be free forever.

      --
      Auto-reply to ACs: "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
    2. Re:Metaphors by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah but you know what's common for heros like indy?

      they never die.

      .

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    3. Re:Metaphors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other than pointing out some nonsense about a mongoose shooting into a snake pit (bah, explosives would ve fine), I could point out good old Indy got out alive from every snake pit he was thrown into. Seems things look pretty good for Linux after all.

      All this does prove is stupid metaphors make for stupid thinking.

    4. Re:Metaphors by jak163 · · Score: 1
      ...and the "Indiana Jones shoots the swordsman" metaphor, to refer to the technological advantage of Linux over Windows.

      I think Linux vs. Windows is more like the swordsman shooting Indiana Jones.

  22. Troll by poptones · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Better be careful, you're gonna get modded down as a troll.

    I just stuck a fresh install of RH9 on a laptop. It installed amazingly well - in fact, it installed better OOTB than win2k.

    But "better" lasted only until it came time to actually do stuff with it. Sure, samba seems to work well and it has no problem browsing shares on MS boxes. But try to play a video file... oops, no media codec installed in the RH9 default distro. Hmmm... well, try to play an MP3 then. Ooops, no can do - cannot play an MP3 file from a file in a samba share. Try copying the file to this machine and perhaps it can be played then...

    I really want linux to live up to the promise. Really. And I'm looking forward to working with the new media structure in gonome, and hoping to do my part. But I'm honestly beginning to wonder if linux can ever catch up - much less take the lead - on a user friendly desktop.

    1. Re:Troll by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      "But try to play a video file... oops, no media codec installed in the RH9 default distro. Hmmm... well, try to play an MP3 then."

      Oh yes, this is a great argument against a corporate oriented distro. Gee! People can't use their workstations to look at media clips on company time.

      Please. Red Hat chooses to leave certain feature out of their desktop, and it reflects on Linux desktops in general?

    2. Re:Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporate Training software frequently uses video files. Videoconferencing is another big application.

      However, since a developer could simply require that the user install RealPlayer, this isn't a huge problem. (Mplayer, blah blah -- is probably not legal for patent and copyright reasons.)

    3. Re:Troll by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Please. Red Hat chooses to leave certain feature [patented video codecs] out of their desktop, and it reflects on Linux desktops in general?

      Red Hat would, I'm sure, love to include these in their distribution. Were it not for the fact that larger companies have made sure it's illegal for them to do so.

      Rich.

    4. Re:Troll by warmcat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its true about the mp3 and video stuff, this is due to Redhat avoiding things with "patent issues". But, if this was making you wonder about how useful RH9 is for media duties, wonder no more: take the freshrpms.net Three Step plan to Redhat media heaven and you'll be all set.

      Step 1: Get and install apt for rpm

      Step 2: apt-get update

      Step 3: apt-get install xmms-mp3 mplayer mplayer-fonts mplayer-skins

      That's it, mp3s, all kinds of video now work. You might need to make your file manager app use mplayer instead of a default app for the right file suffixes is all.

      apt-get install frozen-bubble is a bunch of fun too. Check out freshrpms for the other things you can get that are not in stock Redhat.

    5. Re:Troll by kaan · · Score: 1

      My wife had an identical experience installing RedHat on her laptop, things went very well and she was up and running fairly fast. She's used linux as her primary OS before, and has no problems with it.

      But due to time constraints these days, she doesn't have the time to track down and fix each little quirk that didn't come out "just right" at install time. Media apps have been problem points, as has her wireless card and our scanner. Linux is a great os for a hobbyist, but when you only want to spend 30-60 minutes per day on your machine accomplishing a few tasks, it's pretty damn annoying to get hung up on this driver missing, or that config thing not set up right, etc.

      At this point, she's ready to get an iMac and have it all over with - no more Windows, no more Linux config/install issues, just a clean, secure os that will let her get things done.

    6. Re:Troll by !Freeky2BGeeky · · Score: 0
      Let's not lose focus of what is the real issue. It's not the fact that the distros aren't including certain bells and whistles, but because of that fact that wide-spread adoption remains slow. If you put a desktop into your corporate environment, the users don't have much to say about it. But if you make the desktop usable and friendly, the users will like it, get to know it quicker, and more likely want to use it at home - because that's what they get used to.

      MS knew this from the beginning. They didn't just happen to put a few games into their system. It was to get the users used to point-and-click operations and thought processes.

      In order for Linux distros to become more mainstream, they need to be more acceptable to Joe Q. User to the point they will be willing to invite it into their home(s).

      --

      Visualize Whirled Peas

    7. Re:Troll by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
      Oh yes, this is a great argument against a corporate oriented distro. Gee! People can't use their workstations to look at media clips on company time.

      That's a pretty short sighted comment .. My company's Win XP image that we install on every desktop is stripped pretty bare, but it does include Windows Media Player. The user might need to look at video presentations, security camera footage, any number of uses. Any serious desktop OS should have a video player (and it is easy to install on Red Hat as others have pointed out).

    8. Re:Troll by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      But try to play a video file... oops, no media codec installed in the RH9 default distro.

      Well, Windows doesn't install all the codecs by default, either. You've got to be connected to the internet, and it downloads them and installs them as it needs them, when you open video files. If you're not connected to the internet, you're screwed.

      Hmmm... well, try to play an MP3 then. Ooops, no can do - cannot play an MP3 file from a file in a samba share.

      Bullshit. I do this all the time on my Linux system at home. Just because you don't know how to do something, doesn't mean it can't be done.
      I don't know how to stop Windows from sending all sorts of information about my computer and software choices to Microsoft when I run Windows Update, but that doesn't mean it can't be done. It's probably illegal to do it, but....

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    9. Re:Troll by ratboy666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course media codecs aren't installed in RH9. Not even MP3.

      If *you* are the "IT person" (geek) who is responsible for maintaining the systems, then you need to install the standard pieces that make it work. Otherwise, use Microsoft Windows.

      WIN2K doesn't come with needed codecs either. It can't play DVDs "out of the box".

      As to a "user friendly" desktop. That's your job. Really.

      Can't play MP3 files from a Samba share? Works for me... as does playing re-coded MP3s via Apache at work from my home server.

      Now, on to the tools that are "missing" from RH9, that you probably want to download and install:

      ddclient.tar.gz - Update your dynamic IP with dyndns.org. Installs as a standard RH9 service

      gotmail_0.7.10.tar.gz - Fetch all hotmail and transfer to your local mail service.

      install_flash_player_6_linux.tar.gz - Add flash to mozilla.

      j2re-1_4_1_04-linux-i586-rpm.bin - Add Java to mozilla.

      lame-3.93.1.tar.gz - MP3 encoding or recoding.

      mpg123-pre0.59s.tar.gz - MP3 command line playback

      xmms-mpg123-1.2.7-13.i386.rpm - Add MP3 format to xmms player.

      wine-0.20030709-1.i386.rpm - Allow some windows executables (I use this to run MS MSVC6 for cross-builds).

      XINE: (RealPlayer9-9.0.7.151-4.i386.rpm w32codec-0.52-1.i386.rpm xine-mozilla-plugin-0.2-030528.i586.rpm libdvdcss-1.2.6-2.network.i386.rpm xine-ui-0.9.21cvs-030528.i586.rpm libxine1-1_cvs-030528.i586.rpm)

      XINE video and DVD player (you may want to skip the mozilla plugin).

      And that should do it! Not all of these install cleanly, but they all do work.

      Now for the bonus section. I have a cable modem, and want to listen to my tunes at work. I decided on a simple web-based "click on the song to listen" approach (at least initially). The problem is that my cable modem only does 128Kbps uplink, and most of my collection is stored at a higher bit rate. I don't want to completely download the music first. So, I decided to recode the MP3 on the server first (to 64Kbps -- and yes, I use cheap headphones at the office):

      In /var/www/cgi-bin I added an executable

      nph-mp3recode:

      #!/usr/bin/sh
      echo "HTTP/1.0 200 Document follows"
      echo "Content-type: audio/mpeg"
      echo "" /usr/local/bin/lame -S --mp3input -q 7 -b 64 "$PATH_TRANSLATED" -

      In my /etc/httpd/conf/httpd.conf file added:

      Action audio/mpeg /cgi-bin/nph-mp3recode

      to one of my virtual hosts.

      Now, restart Apache (service httpd restart),
      and any "mp3" files will be recoded to 64Kbps.

      How to do this with Win2K? Damned if I know. Maybe you can give me a bit of guidance. Would it simply be 7 lines of text-based scripting, and a commonly available command line program? Hopefully, something even simpler (although, I must admit, I have a hard time envisioning that -- but I could be wrong!).

      Ratboy.

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      Just another "Cubible(sic) Joe" 2 17 3061
    10. Re:Troll by ag3n7 · · Score: 1

      Step 1: Get and install apt for rpm
      Step 2: apt-get update
      Step 3: apt-get install xmms-mp3 mplayer mplayer-fonts mplayer-skins


      That's intuitive. Lets see what I have to do in Windows to listen to an MP3.

      Step 1: Double click on the MP3.

    11. Re:Troll by poptones · · Score: 1
      Hmmm... well, try to play an MP3 then. Ooops, no can do - cannot play an MP3 file from a file in a samba share.

      Bullshit. I do this all the time on my Linux system at home. Just because you don't know how to do something, doesn't mean it can't be done.

      Well herve, why the fuck don't you tell the good people at Redhat how to recite these majikk incantations that make it all work? Because they don't seem to know either. At least not as of RH9.

      And fuck off with your elitist "blame the user for everything" snobbery. It's bullshit like yours that's crippling linux and persisting that "geekwad penguinista" image.

    12. Re:Troll by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

      hmm...wonder what my boss would say if I told him I can't use a particular computer at work because it won't play mp3s...???

    13. Re:Troll by revividus · · Score: 1
      tell the good people at Redhat how to recite these majikk incantations that make it all work? Because they don't seem to know either. At least not as of RH9.

      mp3 and other codecs support is not included in Redhat because of patent issues. It has nothing to do with not being able to figure it out.

      "blame the user for everything" snobbery

      When I have trouble getting things to work on my system, linux or windows, I figure that's my fault; or if you prefer, my responsibility. Who else's fault is it?

      Sorry. And BTW, I'm not speaking here as some sort of linuxpert, either. I haven't gotten mp3/streaming video working on my RH9 box, but I saw some really good ideas in the posts on this thread. And I don't see the fact that it isn't working as anything that RH needs to fix; it isn't working because I have not bothered to get it working. At least, that's my 0010 cents...

    14. Re:Troll by warmcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's intuitive. Lets see what I have to do in Windows to listen to an MP3.

      Sure.

      #1 First you have to pay MSFT for their stuff (via Dell/whoever or direct) which, although in the case of XP is pretty good, IMHO now no longer has a future. Just a couple of years ago this Slashdot story would have been full of far more serious problems. Now the level of comparison has been raised to how easy it is to play MP3s. Worth thinking about how the story will go in another couple of years.

      #2 Then after install, you have to do product activation, which is compulsory. If you have no internet connection, you have to sit on the phone and recite numbers, then type them in. That's not very intuitive either.

      #3 Then you have to go out on the Internet, or get shipped to you, so you can buy the shareware apps (like WinRar, a DVD player and so on) that you need to get Windows to do its job. MPlayer does a good job on DVDs for $0, rar support in in RH9. Having to pay another company to watch DVDs is not very intuitive either.

      #4 Okay, now you can double-click on stuff. But my Redhat install would be halfway through Parsifal by then and I didn't touch my credit card.

      "Total Cost of Ownership".

    15. Re:Troll by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      Yup, and combine that with the fact that my g/f's Windows machine (she hates it but needs it for work) refuses to play some video files due to not having the right codec, and the fact that that I can happily play mp3 files (on my Linux machine) via samba, and the parent post to yours begins to look exceptionally light when it comes to payload.

      YAW.

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      Your head of state is a corrupt weasel, I hope you're happy.
    16. Re:Troll by poptones · · Score: 1
      Ummm.. well it seems to play mp3s from the local machine. It jsut can't jabber the "smb" part.

      So uhh.... yeah. and stuff.

    17. Re:Troll by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      Which is only slightly harder than getting a windows virus, by clicking on IE.

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    18. Re:Troll by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      The user might need to look at

      Let's be honest here. Who here hasn't been called into a decision-maker's office because somebody sent them a link to a video (or Flash game, or whatever) and they want to be able to see it on their computer?

      It's silly, it's not "work-related," but it's going to affect the perceptions at the top levels.

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    19. Re:Troll by loucura! · · Score: 1

      That's because that "smb://" stuff is KDE's way of handling samba shares, if you put your samba share in /etc/fstab, it'll mount at boot and you'll be able to play your mp3's over the share.

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    20. Re:Troll by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      And fuck off with your elitist "blame the user for everything" snobbery.

      This isn't "blame the user for everything" snobbery.
      It's "Just because you don't know how to do it, you adamantly claim it can't be done, so you're an arrogant dumbass and you can fuck off." snobbery.

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    21. Re:Troll by ndogg · · Score: 1
      apt-get install frozen-bubble is a bunch of fun too.


      I personally prefer playing Frozen Bubble over installing it, but hey, whatever gets your goat.
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    22. Re:Troll by Saeger · · Score: 1
      IIRC, RH9 doesn't have RAR support out of the box either; at least I remember FileRoller complaining about 'rar' being missing until I installed it.

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  23. Re:A few problems with this by Moth7 · · Score: 1

    1)Actually, with a decent UI, any software is usable. A good IT worker should be able to adapt quickly to new software - computing is a fast moving world and requires quick adaptation skills to cater for that

    2)Hey, Solaris isn't the only alternative out there and financially, it is the exception to the rule. A quick calculation of costs (on the fly in the local computer store ^^) for Redhat (w/gcc,oo.org,etc) vs Win XP (w/equivalent tools) indicated over $1000 saving.

    3)Meh. I see your point. However, MS are working towards a new filesystem standard, whats to stop OSs improving on the existing linux ones?

    4)Yeh, well. You might want to check that one. The speed of a computer is to a certain extent dictated by the software running on top of the OS. Not every programmer is obsessive compulsive about variable sizes and memory overhead (Not that I'm not ^^) ;)

    5)4 words. Open Office filetype filters :)

    And those are just 5 reasons why there are two sides to the coin :)

  24. Re:But I like Windows desktops by ebuck · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you don't need alternatives, but alternatives need to exist. I on the other hand, need alternatives; because, your platform of choice doesn't provide the features I need.

  25. What is the Sun motive? by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am glad to see more code and support for GNOME, that said Sun still is a hardware company and Intel boxes are not their bread and butter. I see this product as a wedge for Solaris, not a true linux push. Even then, I don't see much here you can't get from RedHat's bluecurve additions on top of GNOME...actually I see very little on top of the stock GNOME itself (which says a lot about the high quality of the stock GNOME).

    1. Re:What is the Sun motive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I wondered what sun's motive was too, but it makes sense if you think about it.

      Sun wants more and more functionality pushed to a big and central box (i.e. a Sun server).

      You can rest assured that Windows will not be heading in that direction.

      Linux, however, is a natural fit. Any function on a Linux box that needs to scale very big, can conveniently be pushed to a Sun box. Need a bigger DB server? Just shove it to a Sun box. The same is true for everything: Samba, mail, LDAP, Apache, etc.

      Get Linux growing in a niche part of a company, and as the Linux movement grows, so does the need for centralized and reliable services grows, so does the need for more Sun gear.

      Just a thought.

  26. Microsoft will be their worst enemy by Bob-o-Matic! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    By making it more and more difficult for users to run unlicensed copies of Windows OS (XP was a great start, they'll do better next time for certain), the home user who wants to upgrade will find themselves "upgrading" to something else entirely if they want to keep the price the same. No one wants to pay for a software "dongle" to make other software they (may) have paid for work. People buy computers to surf the web, send email, play games. They don't feel they need to pay just to be able to move files around.

    I am hoping that the kind folks at OpenAL and OpenGL make a compelling replacement for DirectX so that games will run natively on Linux. When you get the gamers, you will have won. MS has the gamers right now. When those gamers come to Linux, they'll learn the OS and show their friends. Windows will lose its ubiquity on the desktop because no one wants to pay to upgrade their copy of windows, or even pay for an original license when building a machine.

    It is only a matter of time.

    1. Re:Microsoft will be their worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When you get the gamers, you will have won.

      Yes. YES!

      This should be modded +5 imperative.

  27. Wow, I call major slant here... by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Main thing that bothers me about this article is how obviously slanted it is, without really going into what's important. I mean, I see all of these statements about how things that are true in the Microsoft environment are not true in the Linux environment (or at least, aren't best practice). So, the missing information is this - if the design is flawed, and the solutions are wrong for the problem, then what are the solutions (at least give us a hint) to these problems in oh-so-perfect, everything-else-sucks Linux? Okay, so maybe I'm feeling a little annoyed, but if I'm supposed to be developing/supporting solutions in multiple platforms, perhaps some lucid discussion of the issues and their solutions would be useful? Certainly this article pretends to be hitting these things, but it fails to execute. I'd love to see some links that try to hit these issues in a more complete manner. Anyone?

    1. Re:Wow, I call major slant here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucid discussion?! On /.?!
      The penguinistas won't allow such silliness!

    2. Re:Wow, I call major slant here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's saying that people tend to complain that linux doesn't offer a solution to such-and-such a problem, but fail to understand that the reason no solution is offered is because it is a Windows problem that a Unix derivative doesn't have.

      It's like saying "Living in the tropical rainforest sucks! It's so hard to find a store selling a good winter coat!"

    3. Re:Wow, I call major slant here... by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      Yep, I get that, but I don't see any examples, or reasons, etc., except for the Microsoft Office one, and that needs MORE explanation, since I don't see how running a Linux office suite doesn't have automation, etc. needs. Anyway, more info anyone?

    4. Re:Wow, I call major slant here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If the design is flawed, and the solutions are wrong for the problem, then what are the solutions?

      How about:
      • interoperability
      • configurability
      • security
      • standards compliance


      Example: Why have virus scanners when you can have a system designed not to be prone to virus exploits in the first place?

      Example: Why commit corporate information to a proprietary data format when it can be maintained using open standards?

      Example: Why build a computing infrastructure that depends on a single vendor when you can build one that will allow you to choose among multiple vendors?
    5. Re:Wow, I call major slant here... by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, well, two of those aren't too bad (the single vendor thing isn't real world though - most businesses use many applications that ain't anywhere nearly Microsoft - try working for a mid-sized company). Umm, but the virus scan thing - haven't seen any information that supports that arguement. Well, I should say information that I see as remotely valid, but I guess that's a little subjective. Any evidence for these claims?

  28. Re:A few problems with this by ichimunki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Most office workers barely know how to use the software they have. The transition will require training them to not know how to use a whole different set of software. Oh, wait, it won't because no one needs to be trained to not know stuff.

    2) Which is?

    3) Benchmarks are where?

    4) Not nearly enough said. Again, benchmarks are where? And why are they "Linux" FSs in #3, but now we're talking Solaris? Which is it?

    5) People had to learn to use both Word and Excel as they migrated from packages like WordPerfect and Lotus 1-2-3. Not to mention the changes from version to version of just the MS software. I think your users will survive.

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  29. See? I told ya. by poptones · · Score: 0, Troll
    NEVER say anything critical of linux around here. ESPECIALLY if it's true. Penguinistas are very, very intolerant of fact...

    1. Re:See? I told ya. by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      WTF are you talking about? You are modded as +5 Insightful!!! Quit blindly blaming people and open your eyes!

  30. MCSE related to problems? Blasphemy! by smoon · · Score: 1
    "But companies depending on Microsoft Certified Engineers to adapt to Linux will carry over a number of problems, significantly increasing the chance of project failure."

    But that has nothing to do with Linux. Those companies probably already have significant problems. Oh, wait, it said "carry over" so I guess the fact that they have problems is tacitly implied...

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  31. should not be permitted to use the word 'engineer' by sczimme · · Score: 4, Informative


    If memory serves, Microsoft and Novell came under fire a few years ago for their use of the word 'Engineer'. In the non-IT world, the word actually carries meaning: one must complete a licensing process before calling oneself an Engineer. Additionally, these real [i.e. non-IT] engineers are actually held liable for defects/mistakes/incompetence, etc.

    My dad is a Certified Manufacturing Engineer and a Professional Engineer (P.E.); this issue was covered extensively in his trade magazines.

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  32. It's the service economy, silly by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    What manufacturing?

    In case you've been asleep, the United States has outsourced small and midsized manufacturing to the Far East or Latin America.

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    1. Re:It's the service economy, silly by azaris · · Score: 1

      What manufacturing?

      In case you've been asleep, the United States has outsourced small and midsized manufacturing to the Far East or Latin America.

      Well, duh. What do you think the manufacturers use to control their subcontractors in foreign countries without distributed desktop manufacturing application? Abacuses? More than ever it's crucial that there is a robust solution that allows for multiple installations across the world. This involves things you didn't run into ten years ago with your dinosaur server running SAP - VPN's, Internet security, browser-based interfaces, mobile interfaces, l12n, i18n and so on.

      There's a lot of market for such software. The one positive thing about this is, with browser-based interfaces and remote-access methods based on standard IPSec Linux clients can theoretically also be used, even if the server software runs on Solaris, OS/400 or W2K.

    2. Re:It's the service economy, silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how do you think this manufacturing is managed from US HQ? Answer: Lots of proprietary computer systems.

    3. Re:It's the service economy, silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahahahaha

      You are overestimating things a bit, my friend.

      You'd be suprised at the amount of critical business communication that flows via Fax, IM and unsecure email.

      I was shocked to see a us project manager at a Fortune 10 company discussing factory provisioning via ICQ with a guy in Mexico. He didn't write Spanish, and the guy in Mexico didn't write English, so they plugged each other's conversations into babefish.

    4. Re:It's the service economy, silly by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      ... but I don't live in the US !

  33. Re:A few problems with this by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    1)It's not a question of a "decent" UI, it's a question of a "familiar" UI. You have a point regarding IT workers (whose jobs are mostly being farmed out to india, btw) needing to be adaptable, however I am mostly thinking of jane secertary or joe executive who are confronted with a *nix desktop and freak out.

    2)Even if you have a point, with the rising cost of Enterprise Redhat, I think you might want to re-check the prices for RH and re-evaluate. I'm sure there are affordable solutions (FreeBSD), but I don't believe that RH is one of them any longer.

    3)I would suggest that Linux work on two points:
    ->I/O Model, so that loading a large app like mozilla isn't choked by a large copy operation
    ->Instead of re-inventing the wheel, adopt UFS+Softupdates and move on. I have not tried UFS2 but I suspect it suffers from much the same slowdown as does ext2/3/jfs.

    4)checked

    5)again, you have to factor in the cost and resistence factor to adopting OO.

    A troll mentioned WINE, however with the complexity of the WINE install --not to mention the "wisdom" of using alpha software in an proffesional environment-- that is not a viable corporate solution.

  34. The author is in a happy dreamworld by reemul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Several of the comments made in the article seem to indicate that the author is living in a happy dream world, where clever users are oppressed into mere drones by MCSE's and MS software. He acknowledges that it is a best practice in the Wintel world to lock down machines as much as possible to minimize support costs, yet seems to think that Unix will "empower users" (from a sidebar) without causing any problems at all.

    Is he crazy? The reasons that machines are locked down is that the endusers are stupid. They know nothing about computers, and ideally they shouldn't have to - they are just tools to do their real jobs. Any extra capabilities will just allow them to break more things. Sun can only support so many users per admin by locking systems tighter than most MSCEs could dream of - the answers to what is wrong are so easy because there are no other options. The users aren't empowered, they are chained down as much as possible. All to the good; but believing you can take the same idiot endusers from a windows shop, give them magic Lintel boxen and some responsibility and rights to manage their own systems, and get *fewer* support calls is just delusional.

    And thinking that it's the OS that is driving all those fast upgrades to physical machines is also absurd. A huge portion of all business desktop and laptop upgrades is driven by vanity, not need. Good luck thinking that a rational OS decision based on security and TCO will quickly stop "mine's bigger" purchasing. You think execs sending email, looking at excel spreadsheets, and playing solitaire need those multi-thousand dollar laptops? You think that running linux they'll stop buying them?

    I liked the approach of the author, to look at the practices that will be reflexive to existing support staff and the effect they will have on a Linux implementation. But his take on the reflexive approaches of the *users* is completely unrealistic, and renders his article mostly useless. Face it, most of the people here on Slashdot have dealt with those endusers - you think the majority will agree that they will miraculously become wise if just given a chance? Or will the /. crew decide that the author is living a dream?

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    1. Re:The author is in a happy dreamworld by wmaker · · Score: 1

      ... tighter than most MSCEs could dream of

      looks like the author of the article isn't the only one making the mistake... ;-)

    2. Re:The author is in a happy dreamworld by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Informative
      I give the author a lot of credit for addressing the philsophical underpinnings of the Unix Versus Windows platform conflict. Too frequently, the "IT guys" portray this as a simple matter of switching the software stack, when in fact they are advocating a radically different technology management ideology.

      The author at least makes an attempt to address this idelogical difference from a practical, if biased, perspective. However, by putting it in the context of "the MCSE", it's skirting around the greater management issues involved.

      I though this point in particular was facinating:

      Use of the Unix Business Architecture eliminates all of these problems:

      First it removes the user empowerment lie fundamental to the client-server architecture by eliminating the pretence that the desktop is a personal, rather than corporate, resource and thus positions the IT group for an honest working relationship with users.

      Does anyone see clamoring for a "honest relationship" from the End User side? If anything IT has moved to more of a "service" role with users as it's "customers" -- especially in executive-heavy US corporate culture. A change in platforms is not going to reinstate a great "honest" reverence for the almighty BOFH power-relationship.

      Furthermore, it ignores the reason that corporate computing moved to the "Personal" model to begin with -- IT departments were widely seen as not being flexible enough to provide the solutions that end users needed in the trenches. Sure, there's a massive cost savings with the Host-Terminal model, but there's also a large opportunity cost associated with it, and that's fundementally a high-level business decision.
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    3. Re:The author is in a happy dreamworld by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1
      I think the point is that a user messing with a wintel _desktop_ can screw up the _desktop machine_. This means desktop support and probably a reinstall.

      On a Unix system, under best practices there is no desktop machine needing support, just a smart client - basically screens with network access and a big unix server(s) running everthing. User breaks things beyond repair?
      '#rmuser blah
      #adduser blah
      #copy dotfiles from[/blah/blah,no]:/blah/blah_'
      is the equivalent of a full install.

    4. Re:The author is in a happy dreamworld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your forgeting something, and that is an empowered Linux end user in the system proposed will be able to change his wall paper, reorganise his menus and put the taskbar where he likes it. period. We are talking about smart screens here, so you don't know/care about the preferances on the thing in front of you, nor can you modify them even if you did (I don't see many microsoft end users changeing the bay their CD-ROM drive is in, and that's all that's left in this case).

      So yes, their empowered, they can set the resolution/theme/window manager to what ever they like, so the Mac user has a Mac like interface, and the windows user has the start menu, but underneith, everything is configured at the datacenter, and as such, isn't brakeable by user experimentation.

      To conclude: the users are empowered, and have less problems, which entails help desk calls

    5. Re:The author is in a happy dreamworld by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      And you can have Terminal Services on Windows too. Besides, both *NIX and WinNT can be properly secured as a desktop so that the user can't break anything without opening the case.

    6. Re:The author is in a happy dreamworld by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      What makes that diffrent from a Windows terminal server? Each user can have their own profile. Are you saying that the client/server model is impossible to use, even with Linux?

    7. Re:The author is in a happy dreamworld by jak163 · · Score: 1
      And thinking that it's the OS that is driving all those fast upgrades to physical machines is also absurd. A huge portion of all business desktop and laptop upgrades is driven by vanity, not need. Good luck thinking that a rational OS decision based on security and TCO will quickly stop "mine's bigger" purchasing. You think execs sending email, looking at excel spreadsheets, and playing solitaire need those multi-thousand dollar laptops? You think that running linux they'll stop buying them?

      If the savings or productivity increases from linux cause higher profits, then vanity won't matter. To compete you will have to use linux. It's like any other new technology that gets widely adopted. If vanity made you want to use a secretary with a typewriter for each manager, you were going to get put out of business by a company that used one secretary with a computer for every five managers (or replace 1000 managers and their secretaries with one assistant and a set of five or six .dot templates. This is what happened in the early 90s during corporate downsizing).

  35. 14 million active consumers use Mac instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    14 million active consumers use Mac instead of windows as their main alternative.

    7 million use os 9.2.2 or older and about 6.8 million normally boot into osx.

    True, there are forty times as many os9 apps as osx but the ratio is slowly changing, and hundreds of professional (>600 dollar) packages exist on mac osx now.

    basically all the old SGI adn sun stuff emigrated to bsd-based mac osx.

    osx is not as secure as os9, or as fast for small IO, or as quick booting, or as easy on powerbook batteries.... but it shines in parallel computation and most large desktop macs sold have more than one processor.

    plus the worlds fastest computer for under 15,000 dollars only costs 2,999 and is from apple and is the dual g5 with pci-x slots and 8 gig of ram maximum.

    1. Re:14 million active consumers use Mac instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plus the worlds fastest computer for under 15,000 dollars only costs 2,999 and is from apple and is the dual g5 with pci-x slots and 8 gig of ram maximum.

      Ah, the inevitable Mac fanboy... doesn't he sound pathetic?

    2. Re:14 million active consumers use Mac instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you

  36. VIRUS BLUES by llZENll · · Score: 0

    The biggest diff in TCO has to be the simple fact that employees won't have to delete 1X10^34 virus emails per second coming into their inbox if they aren't using Outlook. LOL

    1. Re:VIRUS BLUES by akiaki007 · · Score: 1

      Yes they would because the people sending the viruses are OTHER PEOPLE! not in the company. As long as millions of people are using software with holes and unpached Windows, these worms will presist. Now, if everyone overnight switched to Mad Hatter, or any other linux variant, then all of a sudden ALL virus email will stop. Then it will just take someone clever to come up with one that will work in evolution, thunderbird, kmail, etc, etc, etc.

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    2. Re:VIRUS BLUES by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should find people that actually have a clue to give your contact information to...

      I've been using Outlook for 5 years, in combination with two email address, one of which is a Yahoo/Geocities account I registered in 7th grade (starting my 4th year of college now), and I can count the number of viruses i've recieved on one hand.

      Yes, Outlook can cause problems...But sometimes the users are just plain idiots, and that's not the fault of the software.

    3. Re:VIRUS BLUES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH, having standards, like having a standard mail client, that's bad. Plain text mail should be enough for everyone. Forever.

  37. What? 80% Linux desktops and 80% Windows servers? by V_drive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how does the typical MCSE skill set map to what will be needed to cope with an environment in which perhaps 20% of the servers and 80% of the desktops run Linux while the remainder continue to run Microsoft suites?

    Okay, I'm a developer and not an IT guy, but this does not make sense to me. Why would a company run 80% of their desktops with Linux and 80% of their servers with Windows?

    Am I just missing the whole point of the article?

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  38. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by Zathrus · · Score: 1

    Depends upon the state (at least in the US; I bet other countries vary even more than the US does).

    Texas has very strict licensing of engineers and the usage of the word in titles, business cards, etc. In that state you must go through certification and become a Professional Engineer to use the term. Getting a PE is very much non-trivial and includes (IIRC) a bare minimum of 5 years of experience in the field plus extensive testing and professional review.

    Georgia, on the other hand, has no licensing whatsoever AFAIK. I can call myself a "Software Engineer" and there's nothing that can be done about it.

    I'm fairly indifferent about the whole thing... but I can understand where the defensive nature of the trade associations come in. After all, who else remembers the late-80s/early-90s jokes of garbageman being renamed to "Waste Resource Engineer"? It's a dilution of the term, and a term which has a rather large dollar figure associated with it just as "M.D." for medicine and "attourney" or "esquire" for law do.

  39. great idea but... by poptones · · Score: 1
    Who do you tell?

    Dude, I've been keeping a log of all the posts I make here that get modded as "troll" simply because I say shit that is critical - yet factual - about the state of the linux desktop. I have to say I have never yet made such a post that did not get immediately modded down. The one I made just a few minutes ago hit -1 within five minutes.

    Seriously. Who are you gonna tell? Outside redhat and other trademarked, corporatized distros there are damn few who seem to care about making what's already there work cohesively. Knoppix gives me a great deal of hope, but it's still too early to tell there. And outside that lone distro, any other solutions that try to be even as compelling as windows (never mind "better") are no longer completely "free" in either sense of the word.

    It's no secret what is missing. It doesn't take a genius to use win2k OOTB for five minutes and then try the same stuff in linux and see what's different. And while the difference between RH6 and RH9 is vast, there's still a cast range to cross. How do I set a share in RH? I right click in windows, select "properties" and configure the share tab. Where's the share tab in RH? I don't see it... all I see is a bunch of widgets that set "755" and "644" - what the hell does this stuff mean to an luser?

    It means linux still can't compete with windows from an end user perspective.

    1. Re:great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just read aforementioned post. If you weren't swearing like a sailor, and was a bit more concise about your point without betraying bias, maybe you wouldn't have gotten canned. It's an attitude thing, and I'll bet two mods caught the stench.

    2. Re:great idea but... by brotherscrim · · Score: 1

      I don't see it... all I see is a bunch of widgets that set "755" and "644" - what the hell does this stuff mean to an luser?

      It means "read a man page, luser."
      Look, you said yourself that to get a distro that comes close to the ease and usability of Windows, they will have to use a non-free distro to do it. So? Just wtf is wrong with that? It seems to work well for MS. It's pretty simple, really.

      If you don't mind actually learning how your OS works and have the time/interest/skill, take your pick of 150+ distros and have at.

      If you want your hand held and want to spend $3,000+ for all the softawre you might want, buy Windows & all the other software you need.

      If you want your hand held, but don't want to be pushed around/spend more than $200 on your software, then take your pick of about a dozen or so "winalike" distros out there.

      I guess I don't see what the problem is here.

    3. Re:great idea but... by pyros · · Score: 1
      How do I set a share in RH? I right click in windows, select "properties" and configure the share tab. Where's the share tab in RH? I don't see it... all I see is a bunch of widgets that set "755" and "644" - what the hell does this stuff mean to an luser?


      That's not as trivial a thing as you make it out to be. First off, is the security implications. In both environments, you need administrative privileges to create network-shared folders. Windows, including XP, creates user accounts with administrative rights by default.


      After the security implications is the choice of protocol. Do you create an all-in-one sharing tab that gives you a drop-down list of protocols (smb, nfs, whatever old Macs used, etc). If so, how do you configure the list? A dynamic probing of the kernel? Do you check for it built into the kernel, or for a loadable module, or both? If the dialog does try to support all protocols, do the fields change with the protocol selection, or is it a dumbed down common set? Even then, if this was added to Nautilus, it still wouldn't be in KDE (Konqueror serves this function, right?), or fluxbox, or blackbox, or icewm, or enlightenment, or ... (I know that you could use Nautilus from any one of the listed window managers, but how many are set up to install/user Nautilus?)


      So while it seems easy after the way Windows does it, there's actually much more complexity to what Linux might offer. What RH does offer, today, is a very nice GUI to configure SMB shares, which asks for the root password if you're not logged in as root. Not to mention the fairly complete swat web interface to configuring samba. But the RH tool is much simpler to use.

    4. Re:great idea but... by poptones · · Score: 1
      So... how hard is it to share files on a mac? It's been a while since I used one, but I seem to recall it being very easy on that platform too.

      See... this is what I'm saying. Too many people suffer the minutae and don't look at the bg picture.

      Why not give me a "sharing" tab in the folder properties dialog and then prompt for a root password when I make changes and click "apply?"

      Was that so hard?

    5. Re:great idea but... by pyros · · Score: 1

      I do understand your point, and consider it valid. The point I was trying to make was that while it probably would be pretty simple to add that in Nautilus, or in Konqueror, there are a large number of interfaces to add it to, and more protocols to be able to configure than on Windows or Mac. Red Hat does have a very easy to use config utility (Applications->System Settings->Server Settings->Samba Server), but they wrote it as a standalone rather than writing it twice or more (once for every file browser included in their distribution). How's that for big picture?

  40. A bit biased by Digital+Dharma · · Score: 2, Informative

    As an MCSA and Active Directory / Exchange admin, I found this author's story just that- A story. He's obviously coming from a position of not knowing anything about Win32 administration, and it was obvious to me he's yet another one of the Lin32 pundits who really doesn't know anything about Win32 networks except what he's heard in the press. Keep in mind that if Lin32 ever gets as big as Microsoft as far as desktop percentages, it will also face the same issues with point and click virus creation tools and the like.On my last assignment I spent a total of 2 days disabling services and other undesirable components of the AD domain I designed. An external security company spent over a weeek trying to break in. Not only did we maintain a 99.9% uptime, but they never did break in. So you see, Win32 networks can be secure and stable, just as Lin32 networks can be insecure and unstable. It really has nothing to do with the OS per se, but rathar the person behind the keyboard. As this author is obviously ignorant to the facets of Win32 administration, I have to wonder how secure and stable his Win32 domain would be, should he ever find himself in such a position.

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    1. Re:A bit biased by g0hare · · Score: 0

      Hey - don't you know that actually knowing how to do things right with MS products is cause for being banned from slashdot?

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    2. Re:A bit biased by Digital+Dharma · · Score: 1

      I know... I'm hoping that my skills with other platforms saves me. Heheh, at least I don't know anything about WebTV like the troll above!

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  41. I heat sexylaid by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    I erlyla od.

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  42. Re:But I 'm used to get screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... and I am used to them
    But I 'm used to get screwed so why should I want it stopped.
  43. Variations by lightcycle · · Score: 1

    "If it ain't broken break it, then fix it."

    "If it ain't broken take it apart and find out why."

    "If it's broken, I didn't write it."

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    The stars that shine and the stars that shrink
    in the face of stagnation the water runs before your eyes
  44. MCSE not MSCE by PostItNote · · Score: 1

    Microsoft wants you to gent confused - please don't let it happen.

    MCSE = Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer

    MSCE = Masters of Science in CIVIL Engineering

    Note that one of these degrees is much more respectable than the others.

  45. Linux is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blah blah blah.

    SCO bad!

    blah blah blah

    Blizzard is great, er no, bad.

    blah blah blah.

    Yes folks, this daily Dorkdot summary is brought to you by the letters F, and U.

  46. You're not the target audience by blunte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Corporate users arguably don't need mp3 or video codecs.

    They need a snappy computer with basic productivity software that doesn't have to be administered constantly. This is where Linux has a chance.

    Home and power users are going to have to wait longer for a Linux that has all the goodies, out of the box, working perfectly, that can compete with Windows. Or they can just learn how to add what they need.

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    1. Re:You're not the target audience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporate users arguably don't need mp3 or video codecs.

      Uh, and 640K ought to be enough RAM for everybody, right?

      If the lack of media capabilities is perceived to be a problem by potential users, then it is a real problem regardless of how robust and stable a bare bones O/S installation happens to be.

    2. Re:You're not the target audience by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      Corporate users arguably don't need mp3 or video codecs.

      True.

      But MyCorp is starting to distribute a few training and standard disclaimer (safety, good citizenship, eeo, etc.) videos here and there. (The TV generation is taking over.)

      And, guess what? The WMP files won't play straight out on my Linux box.

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  47. "Unfair" if I see this in metamoderation by Ophidian+P.+Jones · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    hi

    How is that a troll? Is the poster writing inflammatory content in the hopes of getting a response from the unwitting? Don't think so. Offtopic might have been a better choice.

  48. Re:But I like Windows desktops by chill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because, in larger business environments, they suck.

    The argument presented in the paper is more of a thin-client vs client-server/desktop approach.

    With the software properly installed and managed on a central server, not individually on each PC, there are significantly less problems.

    Whole industries have been built around the Windows PC that aren't necessary from a corporate standpoint. I speak of client-side firewalls, anti-virus and disk imaging software.

    No need to "push" an image when the PC gets corrupt. No need to reboot the PC. No need to run and license individual anti-virus applications. No need to scan for spyware, etc on each PC.

    "PC Empowerment" is a BS phrase. The only thing most PC's empowered the coporate user to do was send worms, catch viruses and play games. Applications like a word processor, spreadsheet, presentation program, CAD, project management, e-mail and other business software can just as easily be run via a central server. Administration is tons easier.

    And with full-duplex, fast ethernet to the clients and gigbit or bonded channels to the servers, load and run times can often be faster than off of cheap PCs with hard drives.

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  49. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

    The company I work for has a tendency to use 'Engineering Associate' as the tail end of a title that might normally end in 'Engineer'. In most states it keeps them from having too many problems with making sure people have all of their licensing and whatever else they might have to do.

    In the rare cases where they hire someone on because they have the licensing and schooling for the title, though, they certainly do use the title as long as what they want to pay them is within the pay requirements for the title.

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  50. I think the Mac is the only answer for now... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Speaking as someone who works for a very large government institution, I think the only way to get off the Microsoft train is to go with Macs. And I'm not being a troll when I say this. #1, the computer and the OS come from the same supplier. This is where Linux fails because none of the reputable hardware companies will offer real support for the OS if you run into troubles; nor will they indemnify the institution from the frivolous claims by the likes of SCO. If you buy the HP line, what are you going to have to do, install Mandrake on your own? Won't you still be paying the Microsoft tax unless you buy the PCs from Mitec, a mom-and-pop whitebox store, or purchase a Dell line with that DOS'ish OS on a bundled disc? Or, if you want support, you have to pay extra to Red Hat, IBM, or Sun? #2 the Microsoft apps won't run natively on Linux. You have to run Wine or Codeweavers software, and I'm sure if a government agency does that, Microsoft will be on the phone with the various elected officials to start investigations on software purchases as well as EULA violations (and a BSA audit wouldn't be too far down the road too). I've been thinking about all of this because we run Win2K on Dell P3 800mhz machines, and its time to start upgrading. But each of these concerns is enough to kill any suggestion for switching to Linux, especially when everyone who has a hand in deciding IT issues has MCSE certification to justify their jobs. Whereas if an agency becomes a Mac OS X shop, you have the Microsoft Office apps, but the hardware upfront costs more. Granted, you can shave off 1/3rd of your IT staff if you go Mac, but the political party that would be most interested in saving government monies in such a manner (through layoffs and eliminating redundancies) would probably not be inclined to help Apple out since Jobs and others are left-of-center in their political affiliations, not to mention Al Gore is on their board of directors even if it is in a ceremonial position... And the taxpayer suffers, not to mention us employees that have to use this *poodoo*...

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    1. Re:I think the Mac is the only answer for now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I think the answer for you is...

      ..the ENTER Key!

  51. Much Ado About Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love it when so-called visionaries pontificate about all the logistical problems in adopting Linux infrastructures. They really try to make it complex because it fills up a bunch of pages and sells advertising.

    The answer is clear. Linux will be phased-in in the near term in most corporations for two simple reasons:

    (1) The much ballyhood TCO for Linux is at least 40% less than Windows. As soon as MS starts loosing even more revenue they will begin to lower costs. They could do that nearly forever and fund software development on the investment returns from their cash supply. On the other hand, their stock would really start to drop. This shouldn't be too big of an issue because corporate support and security departments (after SoBig) are really pushing for ThinClients. Believe it or not, this will actually speed up adoption of Linux. When your ThinClient doesn't care if its talking to a Windows Terminal Server or an X-Server and OpenMosix cluster, your platform isn't locked down to MS anymore. Its easy at that point to simply migrate to the very inexpensive Linux cluster as time and funding allow without having to deploy linux everywhere. You save support $ on both software updates, hardware and software fixes, antivirus, security etc etc. Why is this better? Because even if the whole corp converts to ThinClients with Citrix and Linux, every program written on the Citrix side incurs the Microsoft/Citrix tax. At that point it will be obvious to even the pointiest haired boss that they are loosing money in that direction. All dual boot issues go away. Need more CPU, disk, memory, bandwidth? Throw it at the cluster.

    (2) I almost forgot this reason. Believe it or not, the heads of most corporate IT departments really do want to chart their own course. With the Linux solution they can. With MS they cannot. They don't even know if MS's latest FUD campaign for .net holds any water until MS makes them eat the costs to test it.

    Bottom line is that corporations will either adapt to the lower TCO of ownership of clustered/thinclient Linux or they will whither away and die. You can bet their competitor will try it the next time someone is wondering about bottom line. For example, Ford just decided to convert over after BMW and a number of other car manufacturers did. They are trying to stay competitive and you don't do that by throwing away huge revenues on MS taxes.

    All the rest of the issues like whether Sun has some version of IT miracle-grow that will take over the desktop and whether a bunch of MSCE 'tards can covert to Linux are just sound and fury. As for Sun, who cares. They were something in the day. When the opensource train left the station they were working on their Java propaganda. As for MSCEs, my guess is that once the MosixCluster/ThinClient model rolls out completely many of them won't be asking whether Linux will be a good fit, they will be asking more pertinent questions like "Would you like fries with that?"

  52. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    Being a "Software Engineer" in Texas, I can inform you that our policies have just recently been relaxed a bit. For instance, I can now use the term "Engineer" on my business cards, if that is my official title at my company.

    In other words, as long as my employers says I am an "Engineer," then I'm allowed to declare myself as such to others (in the context of my job.) That is, I can't quit my job, go freelance, and continue to call my self an "Engineer." I'm only one as long as I'm employed by a company that says I am.

    It's odd, but I guess I can see their point. It just sucked before to have a masters degree along with several years of experience and have an official title of "Software Practitioner." Bleh!

  53. Who cares about office? by emperorp · · Score: 1

    I honestly don't see why MS Office carries so much weight. Is that really all anyone uses a computer for besides checking mail and surfing?

    What I want to know is, where are all the engineering applications? The OSS tools available for common engineering tasks leave much to be desired. Try finding a Linux-friendly replacement for SolidWorks or OrCAD, for example. Sure, you can find some high-end stuff like Pro-E and Cadence but I'm talking about the affordable apps that have found their way into small and medium sized-businesses.

    I'm sorry, but the OSS apps in the CAD department have a long way to go. And, it's not just cad either. Consider buying an FPGA development kit, a DSP development board, or any number of hardware development kits - they all come with Windows software to develop the code on or come with only Windows device drivers.

    I use OSS as much as possible but when it comes to this kind of stuff, the choices are poor.

  54. It doesn't matter! MSOffice == Windows by gosand · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you need Windows to run legacy apps, why not do it in stages. In your case, upgrade your boxes from 98 to XP - but don't do the MSOffice route. Use Openoffice.org (assuming it will work for you since you were going to do a full linux switch anyway) and other open source software when applicable. (Mozilla Firebird instead of IE, etc.)

    To many corporate people, it would be just as hard to migrate the Office software as it would the OS. MSOffice is so ingrained in the corporate culture it is pathetic. I have to send my status report to my manager in a Word doc. Everything is stored in freaking Word docs around here. Want to show some people some pictures? Put them all in a Word doc, that way you can email one huge .doc file. I once complained to a guy because he was attaching screenshots to a bug report like this. I explained "do you realize that for someone to see these, they would have to use MSWord. They are just images". His response? "Everyone here has Word installed, that isn't a problem."

    As for the others, you won't see IE go away as long as MS is the OS. Hell, our internal website won't work with Opera, the browser I use. I am actually surprised that my boss lets me run it. Gotta conform and everything.

    Our department gets its MSWord licenses from Corporate, so it doesn't cost our department anything. That is what the managers are most concerned with, their budgets. As long as it doesn't cost them anything out of their budget, who cares? If we all have to upgrade to OfficeXP (which we are doing) from Office2K, then Corporate will take care of it.

    It doesn't matter how compatable it is, if it looks like Office, acts like Office, is better than Office, or is 100% free. If it ain't MSOffice, a lot of places won't use it. Companies sign deals for their OS/Office licenses, so many times you can't split up the OS/Office software. Oh, and you have to upgrade every 3 or 4 years.

    So while I appreciate your idea, in companies where MS has them by the short hairs, it doesn't fly. It is also one of those things that makes me yearn for a better economy, so I can quit this cubicle wasteland and go work for a small company again. The "corporate atmosphere" is slowly killing me. It is killing everyone else too, they just don't realize it.

    Kee-rist, sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

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    1. Re:It doesn't matter! MSOffice == Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear you, brother. Testify!

    2. Re:It doesn't matter! MSOffice == Windows by sphealey · · Score: 1
      Want to show some people some pictures? Put them all in a Word doc, that way you can email one huge .doc file. I once complained to a guy because he was attaching screenshots to a bug report like this. I explained "do you realize that for someone to see these, they would have to use MSWord. They are just images". His response? "Everyone here has Word installed, that isn't a problem."
      I don't like to do it that way myself, and my personal preference might be that that practice had never started. But help me understand why this is "horrible"? The end user wants to get his work done as efficiently as possible - not make the most efficient use of computing resources. If [paste into Word] is quick and efficient for end users in your org (and it is for most I am aware of) who are you to tell them their practice is wrong?

      sPh

    3. Re:It doesn't matter! MSOffice == Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing is that Word will automatically convert uncompressed bitmaps into the Slashdot-Fav PNG format.

      In most cases, this is the easiest way for an end user to compress the images. I'd certianly rather get a 500K Word file full of screenshots in email rather than 3 MB of BMP files.

    4. Re:It doesn't matter! MSOffice == Windows by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      Kee-rist, sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

      Shit man, I believe you might get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

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  55. Re:See? I told ya. -- NO YUO 1!! by Etyenne · · Score: 1

    I wished that ugly Penguinistas monicker would have stayed at Ars.

    Go back to the AV Club you fool !

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  56. MCSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always thought it stood for McDonald's Certified Sandwich Expert. That's pretty much what most of 'em are doing about now ain't it?

  57. It worked for other "standards" by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a habit of just redefining standards to be whatever they want them to be. Why shouldn't standard usage be one of them? Microsoft will just use their normal tactic and re-define the word "Engineer" to mean what they want.

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    1. Re:It worked for other "standards" by pmz · · Score: 1

      Microsoft will just use their normal tactic and re-define the word "Engineer" to mean what they want.

      If Microsoft "Engineers" designed a toilet, it would refuse to flush every second time, and, every fourth time, it would flush backwards!

      But people will still buy it. Simply amazing.

  58. Old news by Etyenne · · Score: 1

    It's old news. RedHat does not ship MP3 codec or the CSS library for legal reasons. Yes, it suck.

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  59. So UNIX is the only alternative to Windows? by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

    An oft heard sentiment is that choice is one of the key tenets of Linux: there are many window managers to choose from, many text editors, desktop environments are optional, etc. What's disappointing is how, after all this time, it has come down to UNIXalikes vs. Windows. That's choice, I guess, but it's more like having to pick from Republicans and Democrats (many Americans think it's a choice, but everyone else laughs at how ridiculous it has become). Yeah, there's BSD and OS X, but again, they're just variants of UNIX. If Linux proponents have their way--and I admit that they are well-meaning--they we'll all be using UNIX. This does not strike me as a good thing.

    Remember, the GNU project and the original Linux kernel were both originally attempts to clone UNIX, an operating system that was 20 years old when Linus started hacking. What if Stallman and Torvalds had been enamored of VMS or OS/360 instead? Would it have been a good thing to have those on our desktops? I respect the historical importance of UNIX, and many of its fundamental principles, but after putting the "Let's take down Microsoft!" battle aside, I'm not sure it's what we really want. Perhaps the real problem is that we shouldn't be so concerned with the archaic concept of "operating systems," and instead have computing systems designed the other way around, from a usability point of view (and, no, that doesn't mean we should abolish the command line and have Clippy-like interfaces).

  60. Re:Desktop Corporate Linux... I tried -- VMWARE by minniger · · Score: 1

    Did you try vmware? I havn't used it in a few years but when i did it was wonderful. It's probably not the thing for all the users (since OpenOffice would do). But for the ones that NEED the old windows apps. It might be just the thing.

    As another poster stated you could also just phase in the linux boxes. 90% of the people on linux and the few that really need the windows machines get them.

    However one good argument for VMware instead of a plain windows box is that with VMware you can restore the virtuial windows machine at anytime since it's just a "disk image" file. A lot more reliable than ghosting (no hardware issues) and faster too.

  61. GameBoy Clones??? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

    How many gameboy clones have we seen come and disappear, doomed to sit in the back pages of children's catalogs?

    Excuse me, but what handhelds are you pointing to as "GameBoy clones"? Surely not the Atari Lynx, the TurboExpress, or the Sega GameGear...all of them were superior to the GameBoy in one way or another. Can you reverse the GameBoy to better accommodate left-handed players like the Atari Lynx did back in 1989? How about backlighting? That didn't become standard in the GameBoy Advanced until, what, 2002? Try 1989 for the Atari Lynx. Yes, cloning indeed...

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    1. Re:GameBoy Clones??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well...u hit the spot there...it not only the BEST system...but also the availability of sofware for it...

      So..my point is...the more..GOOD software there is...the better...

    2. Re:GameBoy Clones??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but what handhelds are you pointing to as "GameBoy clones"? Surely not the Atari Lynx, the TurboExpress, or the Sega GameGear...all of them were superior to the GameBoy in one way or another. Can you reverse the GameBoy to better accommodate left-handed players like the Atari Lynx did back in 1989? How about backlighting? That didn't become standard in the GameBoy Advanced until, what, 2002? Try 1989 for the Atari Lynx. Yes, cloning indeed...

      I think that was the point. All of them were superior to the Game Boy, but how many of them are still around, market-wise.

  62. Umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could get a Macintosh.

  63. Linux doesn't "just work" yet, unless... by marko123 · · Score: 1

    I try a distro every few months or so, and each time I get stuck on one thing or another. (printer or scanner or whatever)

    I do a lot of RTFMing, compiling and configuring to try to get everything to go. But I think, for now, people have to accept that the most painless way to switch to linux from windows is to do it in conjunction with a purchase of recommended hardware.

    I'm pretty close now. I've got video editing and a bunch of other going in KDE 3.1, but I've also got a fair bit of cruft around the hard disk now. If I buy the next computer carefully for linux, though, I reckon it would be up and going in a day or two with everything working.

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  64. Sun Rays are nice, but... by mengel · · Score: 1

    Sun Rays are nice, but you can go even cheaper if you get a low-cost PC ( A iDOT Lindows Webstation box, perhaps?), and Knoppix with the Encrypted Persistent Home Directory which you can save on a USB pen drive...

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  65. Unmentioned benefit by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the major benefits of *nix mentioned in the article was the centralization of processing, and how that can decrease hardware churn.

    It's true, but by itself, it leaves a lot of wasted resources by having P3s and P4s acting like dumb terminals. If I'd just shelled out for new machines, I wouldn't like having to shell out for grunty servers to supplant the grunty desktops I'd just bought.

    But the ability to have the whole network act as a Mosix cluster takes this and flips it on its head, allowing maximum leverage of all the hardware resources that the organization already has. Aside from the real-world benefits, pitching that would make a purchaser feel clever, not stupid. It ought to have had a mention.

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    1. Re:Unmentioned benefit by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course it's stupid to make P3s & P4s act like XTerms. The savings come from buying cheap Xterms and beefy servers.

      MOSIX over a normal network would be crazy. You're reliability goes out the window. Think uptime measured in days not years.

      IMHO, thin client/Xterm computing is the most cost efficient platform for business.

    2. Re:Unmentioned benefit by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      The savings don't come from buying cheap terminals, at least initially. They come from getting a longer run off your existing hardware.

      Is mosix that unreliable? I don't have much experience, aside from toying with it at home, but I was of the understanding that if nodes drop, the work just gets resent to another node...

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  66. I have seen the future by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

    I think its the beginning of the end for microsoft. I think sun may be right about the future. Perhaps we'll see the majority of corporate desktops as Linux thin clients managed centrally on a "big Iron" server from Sun or IBM or whoever. People in the art department can run on Macs or full fledged Lintel desktops, because they will need the power. Developers will also need real linux desktops. But everyone will be able to run X-windows unix client apps for the corporate stuff (ximian evolution, star office/openOffice.org). Client-server inhouse apps like PeopleSoft for HR or whatever will all be web based apps that are client agnostic. Open standards will allow the hardware to match the job and greatly simplify administration. I'm sure microsoft will still be around, especially in the home. Home users will still need, or at least want, full featured desktops for media and cd burning, gaming, etc. Sure this all sounds idealistic...but wouldn't IBM's open future be great?

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  67. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an MCSE with a future father in law who works as an aerospace engineer, I debated this with him once. I conceded (in that case you have to) that I am not an engineer and am not worthy lacking all his skills etc... A couple months later his home network went down and I helped him get it back up. Later, at a family reunion he was heard explaining that I am a network "engineer"

  68. What's the point? by NineNine · · Score: 1

    What's the point to an alternative? What need does this fill or what problem does this fix? The desktop OS is by and large a non-issue. It works and it works well. Trying to fix a problem that doesn't exist is a sure fire way to fail a business. Just like E-books. What was the fucking point? There's nothing wrong with traditional books, and E-books added little if any value. I just don't see the fucking point any more. Quit beating a dead horse.

    1. Re:What's the point? by ctid · · Score: 1
      What's the point to an alternative? What need does this fill or what problem does this fix? The desktop OS is by and large a non-issue. It works and it works well.

      There are two answers to this I think:
      1. A lot of what you describe as "a non-issue" involves huge amounts of time fixing problems caused by SoBig and MSBlast type incidents. This sort of thing has become almost "invisible", because people just expect it with Windows. I believe however that incidents such as this are enormously expensive. There is a view (aided by the media's growing understanding of such issues) that these incidents are avoidable.
      2. There is the upgrade cycle. There is a perception that Windows means frequent upgrades which are not strictly necessary. If you want to be in control of your upgrade strategy and the costs thereof, there might well be benefits in not being tied to an aggressive monopolist like Microsoft.

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  69. This kind of ARROGANCE holds Linux back by LibertineR · · Score: 0, Troll
    Linux should be code phrased: "One step forward, two steps back".

    If anyone thinks that articles like this are going to prompt enterprises to adopt Linux, I think they are sorely mistaken. If anything, they will cause corporations to fear heterogenius computing environments to the detriment of Linux.

    When an article says without actually using the words that all those companies, and the people who maintain them are idiots, you dont win converts to your side of the fence. People are more likely to retrench in an effort to back up their previous decisions.

    Look, as a former Career Microsoftie, I can verify that the MCSE community is about 50% losers who I would not trust to tie their own shoe, and about 50% who know what they are doing on SOME if not MOST computing environments. Those are the ones who DONT just do Windows, but are versed in UNIX, Mac and other systems, and are prepared to deal with differences. I would suggest that any company that hires an MCSE who knows no other platform, is a very dumb company.

    The fact is that a great many companies are up and running sucessfully on Microsoft software both on the client and the server, and will be for years to come. Articles promoting Linux need to take that fact into account, and become a lot less arrogant and condesending, and more effective at extolling the platform's benefits.

    Frankly, a lot of the Linux marketing seems to be much like the democratic presidential candidates. A lot of criticism of their opponent, but short on solutions of their own. That is not how you win. Linux needs to shed the image of zealotry and do more to make the platform attractive on it's own, and not just as an alternative to the current flavor of the month.

    I know Linux growth has taken off, but so did a lot of great products that got caught up in rhetorical arguments, instead of improvements, and ended up on the scrap heap of former Microsoft competition.

    More honey, less vinegar.

  70. What X11 server do you use? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    I ask because I'm wondering what alternatives are out there. Will I have to recompile some of the apps if I switch?

    1. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      I ask because I'm wondering what alternatives are out there. Will I have to recompile some of the apps if I switch?

      I use XFree86, because I'm cheap. I did have MetroX a while ago, but here is a list of servers

      You shouldn't have to recompile anything, because most applications shouldn't be statically linked and the X11 libraries should all provide the same functions exported via the shared libs.

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    2. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

      As the protocol between the client and the X server is standard, you don't need new X libraries. The only reason to change them is for any proprietary extensions.

      Think about it. If you required new X libraries for every X server, how could you do X11 between a linux-based X server and a solaris-based X client?

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    3. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      As the protocol between the client and the X server is standard, you don't need new X libraries. The only reason to change them is for any proprietary extensions.

      Uhm, no. Just because the communication protocol for X11 is the same, doesn't mean that they way they are coded is the same. For example, you can get an X11 server that is customized and geared for optimizations using ATI cards. Like using 3d planes for everything (hypothetical example, people in the know, just let it go.)

      If you required new X libraries for every X server, how could you do X11 between a linux-based X server and a solaris-based X client?

      You need libraries built for your platform. The network communication follows a standard that can be written by anything. You could (in disgusting theory) write a CLI based X11 server.

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    4. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

      So your saying that optimizations in the server will necessitate new client-side libraries? Tell me we're miscommunicating here.

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    5. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      So your saying that optimizations in the server will necessitate new client-side libraries? Tell me we're miscommunicating here.

      Yes, but just because you are not understanding the nature of an X server. An X server and X client can reside on the same host.

      Do some research before you attempt to be condescending.

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    6. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

      So how does the possibility of co-residence require new libraries? Does the on-the-wire protocol suddenly break in the most common case of usage? Like I said before, the only advantage to using the libraries from the same vendor as the X server is for extensions & optimizations. The MIT Shared Memory extension is probably the most important, but it's implemented everywhere and the protocol is also standard.

      Other than vendor independence, how could you explain how statically-linked Motif programs on linux (back in the day when that was the only way to distribute them without requiring a $99 royalty on the client side (think Netscape4)) could work on XFree & Metrolink X servers with the same binary?

      And explaining your position by saying "You don't understand. You obviously know nothing" isn't the best argument. Especially when you're talking to an X11 and Motif programmer :-P

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    7. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Xerithane · · Score: 1
      Like I said before, the only advantage to using the libraries from the same vendor as the X server is for extensions & optimizations.

      Sorry, sparky, I was the one who said optimizations. You said that it was for proprietary extensions. You want me to go ahead and dig that one back up for you?

      Other than vendor independence, how could you explain how statically-linked Motif programs on linux (back in the day when that was the only way to distribute them without requiring a $99 royalty on the client side (think Netscape4)) could work on XFree & Metrolink X servers with the same binary?

      Go find me a statically linked Motif program that wasn't available with shared apps. Just for the record, I was working on SGIs "back in the day" and had to setup a lot of these apps under Linux with LessTif. I ran across exactly zero applications that didn't have a dynamic linked package.

      And explaining your position by saying "You don't understand. You obviously know nothing" isn't the best argument. Especially when you're talking to an X11 and Motif programmer :-P

      You are spouting shit. Constantly.

      Let me count the ways:
      1. You said that proprietary X servers are only for proprietary extensions.
      2. You said this gem, "If you required new X libraries for every X server, how could you do X11 between a linux-based X server and a solaris-based X client?" which was just pure idiocy. I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt on this. You can run MetroX on a server, and have it display on a XF86 server. No big deal.
      3. "Especially when you're talking to an X11 and Motif programmer." This is by far the worst. Your little "Address Book" is the best you can do in Motif? Considering that it looks like your Address Book can be written in ncurses or a big emacs script.

        I don't think that it's that you don't understand, I think it is because you are an idiot. Or at least you never actually spent anytime working with networked X11 applications.
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    8. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

      Dude, are you just flaming for its own sake? Or is there really a _large_ semantic gap here?

      You did say optimizations. You were talking about a hardware-accellerated X server. I'm talking about communication optimizations between a proprietary Xlib and the X server it came with. The optimizations I talked about would provide reason for linking against the vendor's Xlib (versus another), and the optimizations you talked about wouldn't.

      1. I said you only need to change X libraries if you need to use proprietary optimizations that your X server has available.
      2. Yeah, that's right. I did say that. If I have an X executable on a solaris box, and I only have a monitor on my linux box, I can run the executable on the solaris box & have it show on the linux machine, proving that the protocol is standard. Unless you happen to be running XFree on both machines, you're going to have Xlib from a different vendor than your X server.

      Also, are you confusing the term server & client? In X terminology, the term 'X client' is the application you're running and 'X server' is the program that handles the display, keyboard and mouse.

      3. Again, no logic, no argument, just personal insults. Go ahead, assume that's all I've written.

      Now, _do_you_have_a_point_, or is this your form of mental masturbation? The lack of any logical argument, the misquoting, the personal attacks, the "oh I'm smarter than you" attitude, all say one thing: You're a fool looking for a fight. Dude, grow up. Respond, don't respond. I don't care. I'm not wasting my time with this crap anymore.

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    9. Re:What X11 server do you use? by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      You were talking about a hardware-accellerated X server. I'm talking about communication optimizations between a proprietary Xlib and the X server it came with. The optimizations I talked about would provide reason for linking against the vendor's Xlib (versus another), and the optimizations you talked about wouldn't.

      Now see, you just started talking about the communications out of the blue. You were the one who brought it up, and nobody else was talking about that.

      Also, are you confusing the term server & client? In X terminology, the term 'X client' is the application you're running and 'X server' is the program that handles the display, keyboard and mouse.

      I think you are confusing a lot more than terminology.

      I did say that. If I have an X executable on a solaris box, and I only have a monitor on my linux box, I can run the executable on the solaris box & have it show on the linux machine, proving that the protocol is standard.

      How are you going to display that on your Linux box? You just have a monitor on your Linux box? Oh, no you don't, you have an X11 Server on your Linux box. How else are you going to display the X11 client window on your local display? How are you going to get a display on your local box? By running an X11 server.

      The lack of any logical argument, the misquoting, the personal attacks, the "oh I'm smarter than you" attitude, all say one thing: You're a fool looking for a fight. Dude, grow up. Respond, don't respond. I don't care. I'm not wasting my time with this crap anymore.

      Ok, lets weigh this out. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. It's evident in your little "If I have an X executable on a solaris box, and I stick my dick in the mashed potatoes, the lights in Burbank will come on." tripe up above.

      You are bullshitting. You do not know what you are talking about. At all. You are, apparently, making shit up. Seriously, what you are saying makes no sense what so ever.

      This is why I am insulting you, because you are incapable of providing a rational argument. If you can provide a rational, and factual, stance on whatever it is you are trying to prove (I'm still not even sure what the hell you are talking about) than I won't feel the urge to call you names. Until then, you are free to waste all the time you want because that is what you have been doign with your life to come up with such a flawed understanding of the way X11 actually works.

      Keep writting shitty programs and posting them on your site, though. The Unix world doesn't have enough of those!

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  71. Lintel? by Hell+O'World · · Score: 1

    Just what exactly is that word supposed to mean? Wintel I can understand, because it refers to the monopoly-cartel-alliance that has dominated computing, but the word Lintel doesn't add anything. It is basically being used to mean Linux. Throw that word away.
    Now if Linus and the boys at Intel start making backroom deals to take over the world, then come talk to me.

    1. Re:Lintel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Just what exactly is that word supposed to mean?

      Just what you think it does: Linux on Intel-compatible hardware. Has nothing to do with your tinfoil hat theories.

    2. Re:Lintel? by stm2 · · Score: 1

      I think Lintel means "linux running on Intel x86". As you know, Linux could run on several platforms (like PPC, RISC, and so on). And Linux alone is just the OS (kernel+apps) on ANY platform. So Lintel could have its own meaning.

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    3. Re:Lintel? by Hell+O'World · · Score: 1

      They obviously mean to invoke 'Linux on Intel', but in the context of the story, it is being used synonymously with Linux. The story has nothing to do with Intel platforms.

  72. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by gpinzone · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why Disney called their non-"Engineer" engineers, "Imagineers."

  73. Monopoly Abuse? by sharkey · · Score: 1
    Taking a 100% Microsoft client-server systems environment and simply adding Linux based desktops to the mix is a bit like dropping a mongoose into a snake pit -- short term savings on licensing and hardware will be eaten up by increased support costs and decreased operational stability

    Microsoft Servers crashing more when Linux is used on the desktop sounds pretty shady to me.

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  74. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dad is a Sanitation Engineer, he was issued a mop as certification

  75. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by blahlemon · · Score: 1

    You just admitted to being an MCSE in slashdot. That's got to be worth a wedgie with a jackhammer and an immediate lose of all your karma while we all appreciate the brazeness of your post.

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  76. more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Minesweeper Consultant, Solitaire Expert

  77. Oh, that again... by Nurgled · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is quicky becoming the "All your base" of 2003.

    1. Re:Oh, that again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I expect to see it flying into my inboxes from all and sundry shortly...

      - DRFSR

    2. Re:Oh, that again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tihs is qiucyk beocmnig teh "All yuor baes" of 2030. ;-)

    3. Re:Oh, that again... by lee7guy · · Score: 1

      All yuor bsae are beolng to us!

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  78. We've already switched... by Silicon+Snake · · Score: 2, Informative

    I manage a charity program where we donate/sell dirt cheap older computers to needy families. We've been using win98+oofice for a while, but this weekend we'll donate the first batch of pc's running rh9 + XPde (www.xpde.com). They run Rh9 for stability, have the windows-like XPde interface to help the user becomes used to the new environment. We even got winmodems to work on the thing, so they can have dial-up internet! Linux proved to be a great money-saving alternative in a area where every dime counts.

  79. True, but not entirely by poptones · · Score: 1
    Some of the "paid" distros include stuff like xover office and real player. So why not license the technology that's needed? I'm sure RH can't stick it in every distro, but they could include it in the box sets. And in the "free" sets why can they not distribute the free real player? Will real not allow them to include software they give away? Fine then - stick a shortcut on the desktop that says CLICK HERE TO INSTALL THE FREE REAL PLAYER.

    Now.. on xmmx, consider. You have a business. You are therefore very vulnerable to lawsuits and legal actions that might cripple your business. Are you going to run unlicensed and patented products on every desktop in your company?

    There's no good reason xmms should be unable to play video and audio directly from a samba share. And there's no good reason redhat cannot install xmms to handle videos by default, but equip it only with MPEG1 and OGG codecs. Then the user at least gets an app launch that makes it look like it's trying to do something useful with these files that play perfectly fine on windows.

    it's the little stuff that matters most, and on linux there's damn few willing to pay attention to what matters most.

    1. Re:True, but not entirely by warmcat · · Score: 1

      xmms plays mp3 just fine from a Samba share here. mplayer plays video really well from a Samba share.

      xmms cannot do video. So that's a good reason Redhat didn't put MPEG1 in it. Maybe you're thinking of xine.

      I don't doubt tho, that in general these kind of consumer-orientated "attention to detail" points are valid and critical for Linux Desktop Domination.

    2. Re:True, but not entirely by brsmith4 · · Score: 1
    3. Re:True, but not entirely by warmcat · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected :-)

  80. UNIX is not Linux by blueworm · · Score: 1

    UNIX != Linux; someone change that in the article! It burns my eyes to see the quote "UNIX(Lintel)"!

    1. Re:UNIX is not Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      During the cold war, the USA developped UNIX. In the mean time, the USSR developped Linux.

      Comrade Tux.

  81. Re:See? I told ya. -- NO YUO 1!! by poptones · · Score: 1
    I wished that ugly Penguinistas monicker would have stayed at Ars.

    And I wish I didn't have to run a windows desktop just to get the fucntionality I need for the stuff I work on. I promise to work on my problem if you will work on yours... mkay?

    Go back to the AV Club you fool !

    And leave... all this?

  82. What's the big deal? by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    I know this will attract flames etc but what the hell it will be interesting.

    Really - from the user's point of view, what is the big deal what OS is used on the desktop so long as it works for what they need to do?

    The cost of changing a moderately large organisation's desktop standard including all the support training and user training along with changes to procedures would be *phenomenal*.

    Why will people do this just so someone else can start taking money from them?

  83. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by afidel · · Score: 1

    I'm an MCSE and an RHCE and I can't really see a lot of difference between the two. The new Win2k and above MCSE is much more real world than the NT4 tests were. They can't compete with the lab work for the RHCE but I think most people who recieved one of the newer MCSE's should be able to study up and get the RHCE without a problem.

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  84. Re:But I like Windows desktops by NineNine · · Score: 1

    Because, in larger business environments, they suck.

    Ah, now that clears things up. Very "insightful". That's about as convincing as those stupid election posters by the side of the road that just have the person's name on it.

  85. Thanks by poptones · · Score: 1

    Not quite a solution for a corporate office, but great info. Thanks for helping.

  86. Paul Murphy converts MCSE with jawbone of an ass by old-lady-whispering- · · Score: 1

    Please forgive me for commiting the two cardinal sins of slashdot. First I read the article and second I am going to comment directly about that article.

    Paul Murphy seems to be well versed in online white papers on the subject of enterprise costs and who's pushing which enterprise scheme and how they plan to market it. Paul however seems to be lacking any practical experience in any enterprise of size or enacting change in a large enterprise. I found his article when it was not a verbatim regurgitation to be a boring derivative. Nothing new here if you are up on thin clients or converting desktops from MS to *nix. If I am wrong and Mr. Murphy does have extensive enterprise experience then my apologies but the article is still dangerously approaching crap. Won't waste my time on any future garbage from him.

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  87. NO!!! IT'S NOT! by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

    MSCE is a proper degree!

    It's Masters (MS) in Computer Engineering!

    And you call yourself a ./'er? Correcting Microsoft's stolen acronymn (slightly mangling it) and wondering what the original was? It's because of people like you that I can't say "MSCE" on my degree without someone considering hiring a trained baboon instead of me, because they think I'm a Microsoft 6-weeks of study test-passer instead of a 6-year degree earner.

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    1. Re:NO!!! IT'S NOT! by snatcheroo · · Score: 0

      So put Masters in Computer Engineering on your resume instead of the acronymn and stfu. It's not my fault Microsoft is evil, go fight your battle with them.

    2. Re:NO!!! IT'S NOT! by snatcheroo · · Score: 0

      Besides the point is that ISN't MSCE, it is MCSE! The author thinks that the acronymn stands for MicroSoft Certified Engineer ... but it is Microsoft(one word) Certified Systems Engineer. So before you start blaming a company for stealing an acronymn, get your facts straight and make sure the 'stolen' acronymn actually matches the acronymn used.

  88. You have no more a right... by cnelzie · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...to call yourself an Engineer then the local homeless crazy bum has of calling himself 'The Emperor of All Known Space'.

    You are a glorified Technician. You took a test that people that go through a 6-day Boot Camp can pass. You are really a Microsoft Certified Systems TECHNICIAN. Nothing more, nothing less.

    Of course, if you spent 4 to 6 years at an institution of higher learning going over nothing but Microsoft Products and the Engineering principles of those products, as well as how to implement, change and build those products and then spent 5 years in the field prior to taking a professional organization's Engineering test... Then you could call yourself an Engineer.

    Real Engineers work themselves to the bone and sweat blood to be called Engineers. At best, you are a qualified and skilled Network Technician. Nothing more and nothing less.

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    1. Re:You have no more a right... by sn00ker · · Score: 1

      This is actually a very good point. Look no further than the Cisco certifications. CCNA is a bootcamp cert. Getting one requires some book learning, and maybe understanding of how to work with a CLI. CCNP could, in theory, be gained without ever touching a router "in the real world"[TM], but your chances of finding anyone with a paper CCNP are somewhere between zero and two-thirds of fuckall. CCIE, though, is actually worthy of the Engineer designation at the end. Unless you were John Doe, it would not be possible for someone to gain CCIE without some serious time working "in the real world"[TM]. I know a goodly number of CCIEs, and only one of them passed the lab first time - Most university engineering courses would be reworked if they failed > 80% of all people who were taking them for the first time.

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    2. Re:You have no more a right... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      .to call yourself an Engineer then the local homeless crazy bum has of calling himself 'The Emperor of All Known Space'

      Aww, does unemployment got you down?

      Seriously, give up the bitterness. I posted one sentence about me. You have no more right to judge me then "the local homeless crazy bum has of calling himself 'The Emperor of All Known Space'."
      I have 4 years learning at "an institution of higher learning" Plus, that is where I got my first admin job. When I finished my third year as a sysadmin (mostly working with win 3.1 for WGs and Win 95 with a smattering of NT)I took my MCSE (I didn't attend a boot camp) Of course that was 5 years ago, now I am an MCSE 2000 (look ma, no bootcamp )

  89. Re:But I like Windows desktops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the slashcoders should prevent ppl replying in the 1st tier directly under their posts. This can work for logged in users (whether posting as AC or not) but not for true ACs.

    Still, it forces the hard-core trolls to log out.

  90. Aid Linux tranistion & acceptance with Macs by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 4, Informative

    One technology department I'm familiar with had its budget slashed incredibly. Basically, by some pointy haired boss using a CDW catalog and his HP 12c to project the figures.

    The IT staff were in a panic. Supplying WinTel machines as budgeted wouldn't allow funding for many server side technologies and pet projects. Moreover this didn't go over well with the IT staff who would have to be responsible for maintaining and securing these machines. They weren't Linux savvy yet and if they were being honest, most had come to depend on GUI-driven, point-and-click tools to help them in their maintenance chores.

    As they were assembling their rationalizations to take back to management, some extremely clever in-house developers on the IT staff, came up with an open-source solution to deploy:
    * Come up with standard Linux install images
    * Develop tools on Macs to maintain these images

    When the IT staff realized that with this method they weren't in danger of losing their own ease of use, they started coming up with their own justifications for this plan.
    * Good to have IT staff on higher-security platform
    * Unauthorized users easier to id due to distinctive design
    * Wider compatability than Windows or Linux alone

    The voiceless masses have been fairly receptive to the new plan (or at least not coordinated enough to voice a strong opposition). Key executives were allowed to be exempt from the Linux standards, but they were encouraged to use Macs with MS products rather than full Wintel machines (to be as "standard" as possible).

    The use of friendly maintenance tools on Macs (which used tech friendly technologies under the hood for the geeks) was the key to overcoming the general IT fear of Linux. It's not certain if IT will keep using Macs down the road once this irrational fear is gone, but it was very important to get the ball rolling at all.

  91. last 20% still 80% of the work by nomadicGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with large scale adoption of Linux on the desktop is the applications that don't run or don't run easily on Linux.

    Anyone who went through Y2k upgrades of desktops realizes that 20% of the appications (all of the odd balls) were 80% of the work. Upgrading Office, email, etc was the easy part.

    There is a large cost involved in this migration. Even if you can replace 80% of the applications that everyone uses with a Linux alternative, you still aren't even close to being finished.

    Running these applications under Wine or an emulator isn't going to work. The cost of supporting that alone would wipe out any saving from going to Linux.

    I would like to see it happen as much as anyone else but I think that many people underestimate what it would really take to do it. There is still a very long way to go.

  92. ebooks by poptones · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I have a collection of ebooks. I have a collection of pulp books. If I want to quote from one of the pulp books I have to find the book, pore through the pages to find the relevant quote (if at all) and then copy it by typing.

    If I want to find a quote in an ebook I can find it in seconds with a search. And all I have to do is cut and paste the quote. And, thanks to wireless networking, I can do this from anywhere just as easily as with pen and paper. No, scratch that - easier.

    ebooks allow me to collect and catalog far more material than would be practical otherwise. With a forty dollar ebook reader I can carry a collection of books with me - like, for example, the whole shelf of linux references that were posted just the other day in warez.linux. And I can look up information from multiple volumes in just a second.

    Saying "what's the point of ebooks" is like saying "what's the point of google! I can just surf the sites myself!"

  93. Re:But I like Windows desktops by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

    This is comparing apples to oranges: Windows certainly supports thin clients; it's called "terminal services". Non-obsolete Microsoft products are quite compatible with it too.

  94. Win32 Administration Blows Dogs - You moron. by bayerwerke · · Score: 0, Troll

    95% of the work I do is Win32 administration. That's how I know it is the most stupidly designed environment I deal with. My desktops (9X) and servers are stable and secure, but if they were running platforms that account for the others 5% of the work I do, I would have 90% less to do. That would give me 80% more time to... well, play golf, if nothing else. Two days disabling services and undesirable components? You must work at a near comatose pace even if it is Windows you have to deal with. You simply don't get the point that you shouldn't have to do most of that in the first place. Give me an IP address of a Windows box you have directly attached to the internet and an indemnification contract and I'll be at the command line of your machine in less than three hours as Administrator, and it will appear to be from a machine located in Lower Sebobia.

    1. Re:Win32 Administration Blows Dogs - You moron. by Digital+Dharma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm... The only Windows box I have directly attached to the Interweb is a honeypot, which has been assaulted time and time again by people with inflated egos and little skill (such as yourself, as your website proves. Anyone who offers to work on WebTV can't be taken seriously), but has yet to be taken down. I have learned quite a bit about that honeypot, like 1. brainwashed *nix pundits have no idea how to hack Win32 machines, 2. *nix pundits like to try the same commands over and over and over, as if somehow persistence is going to change the undeniable outcome and 3. *nix pundits like to make generalized assumptions. Yours was obvious. Who ever said I have an account called Administrator on my domain? Two days to secure a domain is actually not that bad, assuming you take your work seriously and value the quality of work you perform. But maybe you're right. Maybe I should give up the ability to admin 150,000+ workstations and servers via GPO and a single workstation and opt for doing things one machine at a time, which is the reality in the *nix world. Even with scripting, you're still going to spend much more time administering that many machines than I will. Or maybe I could just replace all the nonessential machines with WebTV units and call it a day =]

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  95. Re:MCSE? by boaworm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Expert is to fine cuisine"

    My 2 cents...

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  96. Windows media server... by poptones · · Score: 1
    Simpler? Sorta. A few clicks is all it takes, but no scripts have to be made by hand.

    As powerful/configurable/secure? Nope. That's why you use linux.

  97. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about the win2k MCSE. They fill your head with a lot of stuff about AD and group policy, which, if you use windows in an internet environment (eg. webhosting / ISP - and you really shouldn't) isn't that relevant.

    I did the win2k MCSE a while back, but I worked for a company recently who sent a bunch of techs to the win2k MCSE. They promptly came back from their course and converted the existing standalone webservers to use AD. Combined with an account lockout policy, and hard to type passwords like "&^BoobL3$$J00suckAA!!@" this resulted in ALL webservers failing to see the web content on their disks when somebody typed the password incorrectly three times. (And not just typed, if the old credentials were stored in a scheduled task somewhere, all the webservers would just start spitting out "unauthorised" at a particular hour of the day, until the job was tracked down and fixed)

    We fought back, but these guys were seriously brainwashed man. I mean, they learned all this AD stuff that was seriously only relevent to intranet sites, and then came back and tried to implement it in an innapropriate environment.

    Oh well, I told them to sove their job shortly after that.

  98. nope, real meaning is... by sickmtbnutcase · · Score: 1

    Mentally Challenged Slave of the Empire

  99. Re:But I like Windows desktops by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

    It is not how the desktop looks, nor is it about user familiarity to the layout of the desktop. It is about what the company is attempting to accomplish with their IT. By using something such as the Mad Hatter and thin-clients, the productivity of the environment is impacted in a non-negative fashion. If, on the other hand, the evironment consists of full Windows installations, then, while you may not use it in ways other than intended, what of the receptionist who installs WebShots, Comet Cursor, and uses Messenger for personal use? Or the guy down the hall running KaZaa?

    Sure, there are ways to get around this, port monitoring, policies about what can and cannot be installed, nightly imaging of workstations, but that is not nearly as cost effective as running all apps from a locked down server, with the client system completely unable to do anything locally. That right there would eliminate at least 40% of support issues (ridding the system of KaZaa, Messenger, Comet Cursor, and Webshots specifically.)

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  100. Re:But I like Windows desktops by Starquake · · Score: 1

    My boss, a wise old business man, once commented to me about how ironic it was that we went from mainframes to PC's and now we're headed back to mainframes again, maybe not in the strictest sense but the concept is the same. Personally, as a system administrator, I like the thin client environment. PC's make it difficult to do the things you actually want to do while making it quite easy to things you really don't.

  101. Way off by poptones · · Score: 1
    Is he crazy? The reasons that machines are locked down is that the endusers are stupid. They know nothing about computers, and ideally they shouldn't have to - they are just tools to do their real jobs. Any extra capabilities will just allow them to break more things.

    Wrong. Actually, users know only as much as they need to, and no more. That means when you lock down IE via a proxy, someone will figure out a way around it so they can surf at work. And as soon as that person figures it out, everyone else will know. Pretty soon you have a whole building full of windows boxes leaking shit from the web onto your "secure" LAN.

    Lock down explorer, and they'll figure out that IE allows them to browse the hard drive. Hide the shit on the hard drive and they'll still find a way in because everyone knows "C:\windows\system32\cmd.exe" will get them in from just about anywhere they can find a place to type it.

    Every time a solution is found, those "know nothing users" will find a way to break it. It is not ignorance on their part that allows this, it is ingenuity. The best solution is to provide something else that they are relatively unfamiliar with, and that has better built-in security. But underestimating the ingenuity of your users is the quick path to administrative leave for the network administrator...

    1. Re:Way off by Foolhardy · · Score: 1
      1. The best solution is to provide something else that they are relatively unfamiliar with...
      Oooh. Security through obscurity?
      1. Lock down explorer, and they'll figure out that IE allows them to browse the hard drive. Hide the shit on the hard drive and they'll still find a way in because everyone knows "C:\windows\system32\cmd.exe" will get them in from just about anywhere they can find a place to type it.
      That's why you enforce the 'allow users to only run these programs by hash' policy. It's implemented much lower than explorer.
    2. Re:Way off by poptones · · Score: 1
      Security through obscurity?

      And with windows there are... secure alternatives?

    3. Re:Way off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how do you do this with Unix, other than the use of some "limited shell"? (and before you say file permissions, recall that Windows has those too.)

  102. Adapt? by noldrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but for the most part I don't think you can expect your Microsoft Certified Engineers to adapt to Linux. You'd be better off hiring new people to be the Linux experts.

  103. SAP R/3 (Re:It's the apps, silly) by mousse-man · · Score: 1

    There's a fairly recent version of SAPGUI for Mac, and it supposedly works well enough for our accounting goons that are using ITS as well if they want to do it from the lounge.

    1. Re:SAP R/3 (Re:It's the apps, silly) by sphealey · · Score: 1
      A few replies referencing SAP - I don't disagree. But I was describing midrange apps for midsized orgs. A typical conversion to Visual Manufacturing runs around $400,000 including software, hardware, and consulting. I don't think you can even get an SAP AG salesman on-site for $400k!

      sPh

  104. Hmm... by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Sun offers legal protection covering desktop components like Staroffice against third party intellectual property claims that aren't available to companies sourcing their Linux desktops from the IBM/SuSe partnership or other players."

    Catching a whiff of FUD there. They're playing that card with Linux too; they claim to be able to distribute the Linux kernel irrespective of the outcome of the IBM/SCO legal battle (At least that's the way I read it.) They may have a mexican stand-off with Microsoft over document technology, but IBM still has the biggest patent portfolio on the planet. No one but a complete idiot would attack them.

    These sorts of tactics... annoy me.

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  105. Humm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft Certified Engineers to adapt to Linux" Isn't that called deprograming?

  106. Re:MCSE? by los+furtive · · Score: 1

    All a certification does is remove any excuse for not knowing what you're supposed to. I like to take my employees certs, roll them up, and beat them with it when they get something wrong. Well, I would if I had any employees.

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  107. damn the trademarks, full speed ahead! by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    To most users, it *is* UNIX. Just like the box of generic store brand paper nose-wiping things on the corner of my desk is a "box of kleenex" to 99% of the people who see it, Linux (or anything else that has /bin/ls) is UNIX.

    I realize that irritates people who paid money for the UNIX trademark, license zealots, and anyone who has been using UNIX since the 1970s, but that's the way it is now.

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    1. Re:damn the trademarks, full speed ahead! by blueworm · · Score: 1

      See though, you correctly refer to it as kleenex and not Kleenex. ;)

  108. Exxxxxcellent... (NMT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good stuff, that.

  109. Troll? by jonnyfivealive · · Score: 1
    i think his point is that nothing works as easily in linux as it does in windows.

    your point that it is a corporate-oriented distro i agree with, however. do the other distros handle it any better?
    Please. Red Hat chooses to leave certain feature out of their desktop, and it reflects on Linux desktops in general?
    yes, unfortunately. to the public, linux is one entity. it sucks, but i think its true.
    1. Re:Troll? by poptones · · Score: 1
      i think his point is that nothing works as easily in linux as it does in windows.

      Not entirely, although that's still true (see my other comments about setting file shares). But it's also that linux (yes, ALL the distros I have seen) doesn't jabber certain filetypes because of some IP issue or another, and it's not exactly intuitive on how to fix this. Granted WAY too few people know about the "solution" I use in win2k - install ffdshow and 99.9% of files play perfectly using only an open solution - but at least these install easily with the default interface. I can rebuild a win2k bbox from scratch in a few minutes and trust just about anyone else to do it after being shown once, but if I were to setup a linux box for someone and it ever had to be reconfigured, it would be me having to do it.

      Job security? Maybe. Except the whole idea is to not have that "job." Any idiot can install XP on a box and get it working on the net. Any idot can get a redhat box working on the net, too. But there's a world of difference between what one can do with those two boxes in their baseline configs.

      Mom doesn't need to be able to run nmap and nessus, mom wants to watch the baby's videos and listen to clint black. Mom wants to chat with her friends on msn and aol and check her hotmail account. And mom doesn't want to have to call the "computer guy" every time she wants to try a new game, buys a new digital camera, or tries to share files with the PC in her daughter's room.

  110. Re:But I like Windows desktops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are completly right. This is way we want to make Linux fit for games (It is fit for the desktop already)

    The downside: All those dump little gamers will flood the help places very much more and the open mailinglists and forums will perhaps close some parts, before stupid game kids ask RTFM questions.

    I only want hardware firms to support Linux with drivers as they do with windows (see Winmodems), nothing more. I don't need any more Linux users, which don't contribute to Linux anyway.

  111. Use the word 'eenginer' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If memory serves, Microsoft and Novell came under fire a few years ago for their use of the word 'Engineer'.

    Very true. But all they have to do is rearrange the letters to "eenginer" and no-one will notice. Personally, I prefer to think of myself as a penguineer.

  112. Having an MCSE by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >doesn't make you a dumbass.

    I think most people understand that. The important point though is that if you ARE a dumbass, having an MCSE doesn't help, on the contrary, it just makes you that much more dangerous. And there's the problem. An MCSE should be treated, at MOST, like an A+ in Networking Methodologies 101 as taught at your school of choice. It should not be a job requirement. It should not make anybody go "Oh great, you can run our network then." It should only make folks say "That's nice that you're good at reading comprehension and regurgitation and are comfortable with taking multiple choice tests."

    Having an MCSE doesn't make you a dumbass. Though framing the cert. and hanging it in your cube does. And so does listing it as a job requirement.

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    1. Re:Having an MCSE by ianjk · · Score: 1

      Having an MCSE doesn't make you a dumbass. Though framing the cert. and hanging it in your cube does hey, I have my MCDBA, CCNA, and A+ cards pinned to my cube wall, under a paper tray, right next to my box of Spongebob Jelly-pops ;)

  113. Auto hiding menus by McFly777 · · Score: 1
    Amen!

    The autohiding menus frustrate me no end. Half the time I go to use a function, I wind up spending more time searching for it because the menus keep changing.

    First, I have to "read" all the items on the menu, instead of having the position practically implemented in muscle memory.
    Second, after quickly reading every item and not finding the one I am looking for, I either assume that didn't remember the correct dropdown menu for that function (and compound the error by looking elsewhere), or I have to *pause...* on the expansion arrows. When the menu finally expands about 3 seconds later, the process begins again, read every item, etc.

    The hiding/unhiding process has therefore increased my time to pick a menu fuction from ~1 second to anywhere from 3 to 15 seconds, with a corresponding increase in frustration.

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  114. netscape / mozilla by vudmaska · · Score: 1

    Back when the rumor was that Netscape was on the block i thought for sure Sun would buy it...seemed the best fit...but AOL did and till this day i still scratch my head. They could get a deal on it now and bring a browser into the mix - which has been notably absent thus far.

    On to my point, 'The network is the computer' mantra suggests a client/server mentality for Sun and it has the goods to deliver on the backend but not the front end - which, i would argue IS the browser. I hope this mad hatter is good but it would be mad to ignore the obvious synergy between what sun has now and a competent/complimetary browser, like mozilla, which is sound but could use the commercial direction and funding of a large player. This would benefit the entire industry except M$.

    Linux + Sun + Apache+ JBoss(or unix .NetMono) + Mozilla + Open Source items = At least a slim chance at gaining ground on redmond.

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  115. Re:But I like Windows desktops by Zimm · · Score: 1

    My boss, a wise old business man, once commented to me about how ironic it was that we went from mainframes to PC's and now we're headed back to mainframes again, maybe not in the strictest sense but the concept is the same. Personally, as a system administrator, I like the thin client environment. PC's make it difficult to do the things you actually want to do while making it quite easy to things you really don't.

    And the old main frames are better at doing "thin client" then todays browser apps. One day just like in the mid to late 80's IT managers will wake up and think "why the Hell are we wasting all that desktop power, and spending on these expensive servers?" And the circle will be complete.

  116. RTFA by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

    OSX was mentioned, but as the main discusion centered around intel hardware, your point is mote. One point, if existing wintel is replaced by lintel, then user wishing to introduce Macs would meet less resistence.

  117. STUPIDITY is the problem with MicroSoft by stanwirth · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can verify that the MCSE community is about 50% losers who I would not trust to tie their own shoe, and about 50% who know what they are doing on SOME if not MOST computing environments. Those are the ones who DONT just do Windows, but are versed in UNIX, Mac and other systems, and are prepared to deal with differences. I would suggest that any company that hires an MCSE who knows no other platform, is a very dumb company.

    That's right. Because an el cheap-o quickie cert is no substitute for actually knowing something about computers It's certainly no substitute for a CS degree and 20 years development and admin experience on other platforms. Experience on a variety of platforms is actually the only guarantee you have that the person has any idea what's going on when taken out of their little point-and-click dumbed-down MCSE world.

    I just had to laugh when this one MCSE was running around to my management telling them that my Linux box was "insecure" because it didn't have a virus checker. In actual fact, I'd put a virus checker on it that was 10 times faster than his, just to whipe his arse when his complaints got loud enough. I was also running a full-blown IDS, proxy and firewall on the Linux box.

    When the "meeting" came, where I was supposed to be on the defensive about my "insecure" Linux box box, I told him how I'd tested the security on his "corporate level IT", described the measures I'd taken on the Linux box, and told him if he could show me a text file on my hard drive saying "MCSE WAS HERE" (like I'd left a note on his saying "TUX WAS HERE", and showed it to him in front of the very management he was bitching to about my "insecure" box), then I'd agree with him that his systems were more secure than mine. Never happened. The little toad. He went out and spent 30 grand on a turnkey firewall box after that, and had to get someone else in to set it up. And it was still crackable because it was so badly configured. Helped that I knew the guy that had designed it. BSD-based box. Nice little unit. Utterly useless in the wrong hands.

    You know if these stupid, arrogant little MCSE toads weren't running around trying to play politics while not knowing even the fundamentals of their fields, it would be easier to help them get on with learning what Linux is about. They must get some sort of Ballmeresque Monkey-Dance Pep Talk about how it's in their best interest to play politics to try to ensure Micorsoft lock-down in their company or something. Monoculture.

    I suspect little dramas like this are being played out all across the world, and the details of this particular story (mine, or the MadHatter's) are not particularly important.

    What is important is the point that a quickie cert on which buttons to push is no substitute for actually understanding how things work, by the experience of having built things yourself , noticed the commonalities between systems (and the differences amongst them) when going from MVS to VM/CMS to Wylbur to TECO to TOPS to UCSD Pascal to VMS to BSD to SysII to HP/UX to SysV to Irix to SunOS to Solaris to NT to DOS to WinXX to RedHat to SuSE...in addition to a formal education.

    The difference between an MCSE with 5 years of "experience" pushing buttons, and an MSCS with 20 years of experience in devlopment and systems planning and admin is like the difference between the machine-operator and the engineer. Why aren't the engineering societies demanding that the "E" in MCSE be changed to "O" -- for OPERATOR. (Support Engineer? What is that, somebody who designs sports bras and jock straps?) Because that's all they really are, is computer operators, NOT Engineers -- unless they have a whole lot of other training and experience, as you point out.

    An MCSE is like someone who struggled through a high-school equivalency and then barely got an SAT score that qualified them for college by "studying the exam" vs someone

  118. Re:Great point by old-lady-whispering- · · Score: 1

    You Know the first computer I ever put together to play games was installed from a borrowed copy of 95. Come to think of it I didn't have any money left for the OS (spent it all on performance hardware). The first thing I did was direct dial up my friend for a game of Warcraft (which I did purchase).

    You bring up a good point. Given the chance would a current day Gamer opt to shell out $100 for the next MS upgrade or buy a couple of new games and a 40 oz. Maybe Game developers will realise if Gamers can switch to Linux they will have more money to buy thier games.

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  119. Indiana Jones Hallucination by SloWave · · Score: 1

    I've got to stop sniffing the whiteout confiscated from the MS Windows users. After reading the following quote from the article...

    In the movie Raiders of the Lost Ark Indiana Jones is confronted by an obviously highly skilled and aggressive local sword fighter who clearly expects to hack up our hero after a glorious, and ritualistic, hand to hand battle. Unfortunately Dr. Jones is too harried to play, and shoots him dead at twenty paces in a classic demonstration of what happens when a clearly superior technology appears on the scene.

    I had this vision...

    Bill 'Rabid Sword Fighter' Gates faces off Indiana 'Linus' Jones...

    Bill: "What makes you think you can even begin to whoop me and my mighty MS Sword 3.1XP.NT.DOS!?! I've already vanquished CPM, IPM, GEM, Lotus, and the Federal Govment. I have a huge mighty MS sword developed by thousands of bonded slaves and maintained constantly by Micro Sword CE's to have the sharpest edge in the kingdom. You have a puny little pistol not even 1/4 the size of my sword, that no-one knows how to sharpen and therefore must cost a fortune to keep in service"

    Linus: Bang!

  120. Think of it as Evolution (tm) in Action by jefu · · Score: 1

    They won't adapt. And some(many?) of them will do their best to sabotage the conversion/adaptation process. As would (to be fair) some linux people forced to convert to Windows.

  121. PS (Lindows) by poptones · · Score: 1

    And don't say "buy a distro" because I've not seen these as being much better. I've tried both Lindows and Lycorice - and with XP being only about $50 more with a new machine, they still suck.

  122. MSCE shouldn't be the end of education by dbIII · · Score: 1
    We all need to learn as things change - why should MSCE's be any different?

    Disclaimer: It took me four years of formal university education, some industry experience and membership of a professional asscociation before I could call myself and engineer - so I think if the MSCE's want to have such a title they should be prepared to be a bit more professional as well.

    It's like calling naturapaths doctors - naturapaths do courses too.

  123. Re:But I like Windows desktops by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    The pendulum swung too far, now it is swinging back...

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  124. Just out: Sunw is shoveling more money to Scox by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Scox 10-Q just out a few hours ago. Sunw is giving scox another 2.5 million. And, in return, scox is giving sunw more warrants at $1.83/share, or about 10% of scox's present share price.

    From scox's 10-Q:

    During the quarter ended July 31, 2003, the Company issued a second warrant to the above mentioned SCOsource licensee in connection with payment of amounts owed to the Company under the initial license agreement. The warrant allows the licensee to acquire 12,500 shares of the Company's common stock at an exercise price of $1.83 per share

  125. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by aastanna · · Score: 1
    I bet other countries vary even more than the US does
    Surprisingly no. Everywhere in the commonwealth (England, Canada, Australia, etc.) we follow the strict rules about the usage of the term engineer. I can't speak to the rest of Europe or Asia, but I suppose in countries that aren't officially English speaking it is somewhat of a moot point.

    I was under the impression (from way back in first year engineering courses) that it was just the US that takes the word loosely.
  126. Not in Canada by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    urprisingly no. Everywhere in the commonwealth (England, Canada, Australia, etc.) we follow the strict rules about the usage of the term engineer.

    I worked for a time for a biotech company in Canada. The programmers were all officially "Software Engineers", which royally ticked off one of them who actually *was* an engineer by training.

  127. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > It just sucked before to have a masters degree along with several
    > years of experience and have an official title of "Software
    > Practitioner." Bleh!

    'Practitioner' is too bland, but there are plenty of interesting
    words in the English language, words with positive connotations,
    besides 'Engineer'. Try some of these on for size: Software Systems
    Coordinator, Software Architect, Software Management Expert, Software
    Consultant, Software Wizard, Software Technician, Software Remediation
    Advisor, Software Selection Counselor, Software Coordination Leader,
    Software Developer, Software Design Coordinator, Software Implementor,
    Software Department Head, Software Overlord, Regional Software Arch
    Policymaker, Software Incident Investigation Captain, Software
    Design Committee Chairman, Software Implementation Partner, Software
    Quality Control Sherrif, Software Usability Research Coordinator,
    Software Antidefenestration Agent, Software Security Bosun, Software
    Emergency Response Marshal, Software Planning Team Leader, ...

    Personally, I rather favour the job title 'The Computer Guy'. It
    abbreviates nicely to TCG, which sounds vaguely important, and it's
    what everybody calls me anyway.

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  128. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    And YOU just admitted to being afraid to admit that your an MCSE ;-)

  129. Adding to the list of WMDs? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2, Funny
    I call them MSNBC's.
    Microsoft, Nuclear, Biological, Chemical

    It makes sense, all four cause damage or rapidly cause long term harm.

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  130. Not in England either by Shimbo · · Score: 1

    In England anyone can call themselves an engineer. Anyone that comes out to service any bit of kit, be it ever so humble, gets called an engineer.

    Calling yourself a "Chartered Engineer" is different matter, as that would be lying about your professional qualifications. That would be unfair trading, and illegal.

  131. And exactly what do you propose? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    That is innovative and user friendly [tm]?

    Whining but no substance....

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  132. Freedom. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Freedom for you to choose when, how and under which terms you update your software.

    Freedom to re-install your software wherever you want (no more hardware locked OSes).

    Freedom from harrasment by MS sponsored pseudo-auditors.

    Freedom of choice between different suppliers without the need to migrate *your* data.

    Not all the advantages and differences are technical or related to usability. There are other issues that may be far more important.

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    1. Re:Freedom. by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Freedom for you to choose when, how and under which terms you update your software.

      When I want to update my software, I go to the store and buy it. Am I really not doing this under my own free will? Is it pre-determined by fate? If this is what you're arguing, then this might take a while.


      Freedom to re-install your software wherever you want (no more hardware locked OSes).


      Didn't know about this. If I need to whack W2K, I whack it and start over (haven't done this in many, many years, but I don't remember a problem).


      Freedom from harrasment by MS sponsored pseudo-auditors.


      Never spoke with any kind of auditors, sorry.



      Freedom of choice between different suppliers without the need to migrate *your* data.


      I switch suppliers all of the time. What does that have to do with Windows? I just stop buying from one company, and start buying from another. I just switched a supplier last week, in fact.


      Not all the advantages and differences are technical or related to usability. There are other issues that may be far more important.


      Like what?

  133. Here's why... by gosand · · Score: 1
    I don't like to do it that way myself, and my personal preference might be that that practice had never started. But help me understand why this is "horrible"? The end user wants to get his work done as efficiently as possible - not make the most efficient use of computing resources. If [paste into Word] is quick and efficient for end users in your org (and it is for most I am aware of) who are you to tell them their practice is wrong?

    Because you can attach the images to the bug report. We use ClearQuest, you can attach whatever you want. Why not just attach the jpgs? Why add (1) the overhead of Word, and (2) the requirement that whoever wants to look at a screenshot have a word processor installed? It is a waste of resources and more importantly it doesn't make sense.

    A JPG will still be a JPG in 5 years, who knows what the hell the Word doc format will be.

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  134. Try CodeWeavers. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    There's probably a very good chance that CodeWeavers CrossOver Office will run your software. I recommend giving it a shot. It's not too expensive and the money you pay to CodeWeavers is mostly for support and eventually helps the Wine project.

  135. Re:Troll alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Say, specifically, how linux is an inferior desktop, and you won't be a troll."
    I call bullshit on this. Specifics (and facts) are completely irrelevant to zealots for whom an OS has become a religion
  136. Unemployment? by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    I am not unemployed. In fact, I am a company officer in a respected small prototype manufacturing company. I am the head of IT and Purchasing.

    A Liberal Arts Degree and experience in the field doesn't make you an Engineer. Unless you can sit down and read wiring schematics, make sense of complex mathematical equations and other aspects of 90% of all Engineering Degrees, then you are still nothing but a Technician. Perhaps highly skilled, but no more then a Technician.

    BTW, it doesn't matter that you didn't attend a boot camp. What matters is that there are an incredible number of people out there that do attend boot camps and receive the 'right' to call themselves 'engineers'.

    Personally, I never attended any boot camps or courses covering any Microsoft Course and I have passed their tests as well. However, after I discovered that passing their tests mean nothing a few years later, I decided to focue my attentions on LIFE-LONG certifications.

    Like the CompTIA exams and then the Sun Solaris Administration Exams and perhaps the Cisco exams as well someday.

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    1. Re:Unemployment? by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      Glad you got a job. You bash microsofts certs yet you would pay for a CompTIA certification? Nice talking to you.

  137. CompTIA Certs by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    Are for the remainder of your life. I never have to recertify for one. With the Microsoft Way, you have to relearn practically everything every time a new iteration of their Server and Desktop OS is released. Then you have to either pay thousands for a new Boot Camp, or pay hundreds for some new books and then pay thousand or so for the new tests and then BAM, you are updated for a few years... Then you have to start all over once again.

    If you knew UNIX 20 years ago, you would be comfortable with UNIX today. Sure, there are some tools that have been added, a few tools have been changed, but for the most part it has preserved the skills of its users, admins and programmers for nearly 30-something years now.

    Today, if you became a Solaris Certified Systems Administrator, that would be with you for life. When new technologies arrive, you have to certify ONLY for those technologies. They don't change how Users, Groups and Domains act every few years. They don't change how systems are configured and controled every few years. Most of the update certs are based upon hardware knowledge, not major OS changes.

    The same cannot be said for MS and Windows. The same will never be said about MS and Windows. They change everything far too often. Change is not always good. Having to go back and relearn everything is not going to help you move forward with other things. Having to reinvent the wheel every few years won't move you forward.

    The lack of MS-Style changes are what has created such a strong backing of UNIX admins across the world. The lack of MS-Style changes are why the Internet was built on and runs on UNIX instead of DOS and later Windows.

    Even if I had been around 20 years ago and using UNIX up to today. I would not call myself an Engineer, unless I had completed and Engineering Degree. I would call myself what I am, a highly skilled computer technician. A UNIX Technician, a UNIX Guru perhaps, but not a UNIX Engineer, unless I was an Engineer, especially if I was an Engineer that developed UNIX itself.

    The title of Engineer is like the title of Physical Doctor. It is a respected title that is and should only be reserved for those that have gone the distance in an institution of higher learning and then spent time in the field gaining the respect of their peers.

    It should NEVER be bestowed upon someone that could have taken the route of a 6 Day Boot Camp after barely completing High School. It doesn't matter that you didn't take that route. The point is that someone can and quite a few people have taken the 6 Day Boot Camp route.

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    1. Re:CompTIA Certs by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      I think this gets to my point, which is that people put far too much importance on a word. I say that I am a network engineer simply because most people know what one is. I could care less about the fine distinction of "am I an engineer" "what is an engineer". The fact is I don't even think about blueprint reading engineers when I say the E word, I actually think along the lines of "Once upon a time there was an engineer...." You know railroads ;-) You think the guy driving a train designed it as well? Glad you got over your anger and explained your point, I understand it. Don't agree with it, but that's not important really.

  138. To much importance on a word? by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    If you think people put to much importance on a word, then why don't you call yourself a Doctor of Network Topology or a Doctor of Network Infrastructure or a Doctor of Server Configuration and Maintenance?

    For that matter, what is wrong with people bestowing professional titles on themselves because they feel like it? Of course, based soley upon your reasoning. Well, first off it dilutes that particular professional title. It takes the implied meaning of a certain level of knowledge and professionalism away from the term.

    If that is is diluted enough, how do you know you can trust that so and so is what they claim to be? There are laws in many places that protect those professional titles simply for that reason alone. Nobody can just call themselves Doctor. They must have the professional skills and often a special license to practice in the state or nation they are practicing in.

    That is not a requirement to work on Microsoft Products or any other Information Technology equipment or software.

    It is required to design a bridge or to perform an operation on the human body and even to practice law. There are 3 different professional titles that I am talking about in the preceeding sentence.

    There are many places where you would be heavily fined and perhaps even jailed for calling yourself an Engineer. You might be able to get away with the MCSE moniker, but if you explained it out, you would be breaking the law. I believe that throughout all of Canada the best you can call yourself is exactly what you are a Microsoft Certified Systems Technician.

    You should refrain from diluting the professional business title of Engineer, otherwise you are simply one of many that are opening the door to dilute other additional professional titles. When that occurs, the person operating on your heart years from now might have gone to college for learning about surgery, but he might have just taken a 6 week boot camp and passed a few tests...

    Of course, he/she will be calling themselves Doctor, but that title won't have any meaning anymore because the precedent of professional title dilution will have been set and possibly even 'won' in court. See, you aren't taking into account the ramifications of what calling yourself an Engineer means.

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    1. Re:To much importance on a word? by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      Interesting reasoning. Many of my friends went to school for many years as undergrads, grads etc... and got degrees which referred to as Phd. They rarely refer to themselves as doctor because in their opinion that word is only meaningful to nondoctors. Instead they describe the work they do and the experiences they have which are far more meaningful and I am sure that you will agree you can not dilute their experience wether I dilute their titles or not.

      Your friend Z, Dr. of network topology

    2. Re:To much importance on a word? by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      I would like to apologize for the horrible run on sentence in the previous post. I am aghast with embarassment

  139. Re:should not be permitted to use the word 'engine by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
    Six munce ago I cuoldn't even spell engenier.

    And now I is one!

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  140. Re:But I like Windows desktops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Because, in larger business environments, they suck.

    Ah, now that clears things up. Very "insightful".

    Don't be such a tosser; he went on the explain why. Perhaps you didn't read the whole post due to getting cramp in your finger.