User: nebenfun

no gordon....

On: Los Alamos Security Infiltrated By Reporter

but a hell of a lot of crates....

good thing he brought a handy crowbar.....

damn......

On: The Next Level of X-Box Modding

I'm totally jaded to xbox mods now....

It won't impress me unless someone manages to cross fruit and an X-box. "Banana Box" "Lemon-Lime Box".....

or turn the X-Box into a Cray....

or implant a X-box into an unsuspecting human and unleash him at a Linux fest.....

otherwise, YAWN!...back to my 'L'-Box.........

exactly right....

On: Digital Restrictions Management in Office 11

you see...the word Microsoft is synonymous with evil
pgp=pretty GOOD privacy....

enough said...:)

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Re:Didn't you mean...

On: Coldest Place in the Universe

almost as small as your dick....

nice name dude!
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the next head will be....

On: Hilary Rosen Will Step Down As RIAA Head

lars ulrich.....

pirates BAD!
metallica GOOD!

man I hate that fairy princess....
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dont forget the most collectible game in the world

On: Top Ten Most Collectible Video Games

Duke Nukem Forever....

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no one playing them? are you crazy?

On: Top Ten Most Collectible Video Games

What are you talking about?

Solitaire is the main reason people have computers!!!

In fact, the only way MS will start to lose market share is if they stop including solitaire.

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yeah he goes after the kids in a weird way....

On: Miyamoto vs. Everyone Else

Italian plumbers?
Last time I checked, Italian plumblers != santa claus.
who knew?

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They wanted to make the slashdotting even worse...

On: Developing for the Motorola T720

thousands and thousands of geeks:

porn and programming?
where's the link?
where's the link?
where's the link?

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"mere dual athlons...."

On: nVidia Posts First Linux Graphics Drivers for Opteron

I'm posting with on my 386. (I lost a stupid, stupid, stupid bet. All you need to know is it involved beer, a kite and more beer.)

Of course, it was a learning experience getting this thing hooked up to the campus lan.

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bugs...

On: Project Entropia's Universe Solidifies

real life has billions and billions of bugs!

there has to be less in this game.

wait...this isn't an Xbox game is it?
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Here's one clue....

On: Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married

Most girls don't like
1) Star Wars
2) Star Wars collectibles
3) Star Trek
4) Star Trek collectibles
5) Talking about (1-4) )

that's a start...

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nope...

On: GeForce FX And More From AGDC 2002

Everyone was at 3D Realms project management seminar.

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Sweet!!! One question down...one to go

On: Linux Used To Make "Star Trek, Nemesis"

Does it support Ogg Vorbis?

I really want to be able to watch the movie.
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In Soviet Russia...

On: Free Software, Free Society

everybody loves RMS.

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So now....

On: William Shatner Replies

So now Yakov Smirnov is posting on slashdot...
From the comedy circuit to Branson to slashdot...

dear lord

at least we know where Jon Katz came from....
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I predict....

On: The Evolution Of The Cost-Effective TrainCam

a summons on DMCA-grounds for unlawful use of product.

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maybe....

On: The Evolution Of The Cost-Effective TrainCam

Amtrack could use that domain as a new marketing ploy to attract men.

I know I'd ride the "TittyTrain"....
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I get it know....

On: Open Source Housing

I was wondering why MS called opensource a virus.
Now I understand....

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Re:uh, hello?

On: Real-Time Collaborative Mapmaking

Government Agent: How would you like a free child safety camera?

Average Geek: Screw you! You agent of MS...

Government Agent: What if I said that it ran linux?

Average Geek: Screw you...hmmm, did you say linux?

Government Agent: Yes, I did.

Average Geek: Does it support...

Government Agent: Ogg Vorbis? Yes, of course.

Average Geek: I'll take five.

Government Agent: Going to run a Beowulf, eh? Hehe...you crazy geeks.

hmmmm....their slogan should be....

On: Transrapid (MagLev) Test Successful In China: 405

"Wreaking havoc with harddrives at 250mph!"

or maybe not
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Re:If my browser worked this way...

On: When Profiling Goes Wrong

not really...
hemos would translate into homos.com(popups galore)

cowboyneal into weightwatchers.com

lastly,
jon katz would be wm.com :)
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warning....if you like LOTR & ST don't look he

On: Massive Two Towers Battle

my friends,
This is my last post of slashdot. After seeing this, I have decided that life is not worth living. I loved Star Trek and Tolkien and then this happened.
Doing the real ctrl-alt-del,
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This is a real site...
not goat stuff

I might be stupid....

On: First Emergency Use of Whole-Aircraft Parachute

why would you want to take off when you already have an engine failure? (besides, of course, a whole army of orcs and a dragon on your tail...)

just wondering....
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I don't understand terabytes....

On: Interview with Brewster Kahle

"Over 100 terabytes.. As plain text in book form, that'd be over 3000 miles of shelf space.."

I don't understand terabyte or the shelf space analogy...
I need to know how many banana's.

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