the real title should be "Programming GNU/LINUX" or "Programming GNU/LINUX with GNU tools" or better yet "Programming GNU/LINUX with GNU tools while using GNU/EMACS"
honest to God.... there are people, on slashdot no less, that when faced with a choice: a) a night of insanely hot sex with or b) an original with boxes, etc...
they will choose b.... many more will have to think about it.... some might think of ways to combine a and b we are truly an odd lot nbfn
:) I can see how that site would totally confuse Grandma.
Grandma: "I clicked the red button." Grandson: "YOU DID WHAT?" Grandma: "I clicked the red button and the screen
went dark." Grandson: "NO....IT CAN'T BE! YOU NEVER CLICK THE
RED BUTTON.! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID?" Grandma: "Huh?" Grandson: "YOU KILLED THE INTERNET! YOU BASTARD!"
nbfn seriously, cool site... the only thing missing is the goat.cx guy
Slashdot Mirror
They were actually going on a real life mission...(like in Galaxy Quest)
:)
They had to go fight klingons on uranus.
(I'm sorry...I've been up for 36 hours working on this asm program, and I think I broke something in my brain.)
nbfn
until a giant evil koopa took his place(after stealing the plumber's girlfriend).
nbfn
Q: What is your business plan?
A: 1)Make Simputers.
2) Sell it to people with hardly any money.
3)???
4) Profit!
yep...they love slashdot.
nbfn
"...a gentle sustained push is what's needed...."
that is the exact thing I told my girlfriend...
alas...she still says no.
nbfn
ASCI White, Deep Blue(understandable), but now
:) )
ASCI Purple and Blue Gene/L ? WTF?
Is the next version going to be called
ASCI Pink and Purple? or ASCI Barbie's Dreamhouse.....
Get back to naming the systems after Tolkien characters, or greek gods. (
Skynet will rule the human race, sure enough, but it won't be called "Skynet". It will be known as
ASCI SuperPoopyPants.
nbfn
That's MY IP number....
Someone sold me that one awhile back.
nbfn
yet more proof that porn drives innovation....
what is the saying? "necessity is the mother of invention"
it should read
"horniness is the mother of all invention"
*crosses fingers* porn industry don't let me down...
daddy wants a holodeck
nbfn
isn't white noise like britany spears, nsync, backstreet boys,etc?
oh wait...you mean the OTHER white noise
nbfn
I was going to say the same thing...
But I didn't want to be modded down by the millions of female slashdot readers.
duex is way too close to durex.
there needs to be a warning on the player:
"This device is not meant for internal use."
nbfn
knifefight between linus and rms!
or better known as the
"Penguin Man vs Rabid Crazy Man Battle Royale"
at stake the naming rights to linux
all $$$ goes to the microsoft legal defense fund
nbfn
John- "One more thing..."
Xian- "Yes?"
John- "I've got missles."
Xian- "Oh really...."
John- "The aerospace tests are going
better than planned."
Xian- "Excellent! I'll get ATI's address."
we now know that Apple supports "OGG"....
but does it support "ORG"? who knows...
nbfn
and btw...
imagine a beowulf of these things....
the real title should be
"Programming GNU/LINUX"
or
"Programming GNU/LINUX with GNU tools"
or better yet
"Programming GNU/LINUX with GNU tools while using
GNU/EMACS"
nbfn
"Al Qaeda Network, this is Omar speaking, How may I help you?"
both would get you on the NSA Shitlist real fast...
nbfn
honest to God....
there are people, on slashdot no less, that when faced with a choice:
a) a night of insanely hot sex with
or
b) an original with boxes, etc...
they will choose b....
many more will have to think about it....
some might think of ways to combine a and b
we are truly an odd lot
nbfn
er....
if Firefly is the sleeper hit that you predict, there won't be any problems in ratings...
however if by "sleeper hit", you mean "cancelled after one season, generic sci-fi piece of crap" then you might be on to something...
nbfn
Damn! I lost my schedule again.
Could someone please remind me if we hate blizzard this week?
thanks.
nbfn
amen brother!
I've always been more of a deck man, myself.
nbfn
try going to a local college and pick up girls with your porsche laptop.
(of course your original post will still apply....)
nbfn
DAMN!
did slashdot already repost that?
I must have blinked.
nbfn
he divided by a donut hole...
not a zero...
nbfn
>>I'd *love* to switch from SETI to the cancer >>research program, but I'm definitely not >>switching to Windows to do it!
good thing we geeks have our priorities right!
nbfn
:)
I can see how that site would totally confuse Grandma.
Grandma: "I clicked the red button."
Grandson: "YOU DID WHAT?"
Grandma: "I clicked the red button and the screen
went dark."
Grandson: "NO....IT CAN'T BE! YOU NEVER CLICK THE
RED BUTTON.! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID?"
Grandma: "Huh?"
Grandson: "YOU KILLED THE INTERNET! YOU BASTARD!"
nbfn
seriously, cool site...
the only thing missing is the goat.cx guy
They are all G4's...
They were looking for systems to buy and saw an Apple ad explaining how the G4's are like supercomputers.
nbfn
hey give the guy a break!
He is such a loser that he can't get first post...
he had to settle on the second prize, "forst post"...
nbfn