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  1. Re:Nice on Old-School Keyboard Makes Comeback of Sorts · · Score: 1

    I only type with my thumbs.

  2. Re:Or they're terrified on Study Finds the Pious Fight Death Hardest · · Score: 1

    Wrong. No birth, no baptism, go to Limbo.

  3. Re:Um, what? on So Amazing, So Illegal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing is as bad as Nickelback.

  4. Re:I agree on Why Japan Hates the iPhone · · Score: 1

    Using a bluetooth headset is not a problem. WEARING one constantly like you think you are on the Enterprise is a sure sign that you need some special attention from a lumberjack.

  5. I agree on Why Japan Hates the iPhone · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Carrying around an iPhone in Japan would make you look pretty lame.'

    It doesn't do much for your reputation in the U.S. either...

    I like to use the old Bluetooth headset analogy.

    Old Techie: "You know how lumberjacks will sometimes put a big red X on trees?"
    Young Techie (who is wearing a bluetooth headset): "Like, yeah."
    O.T.: "That big red X is a sign to other lumberjacks that the tree bearing it needs to be culled from the population."
    Y.T.: "Culled. That's not really a word, is it?"
    O.T.: "The bluetooth headset is the human equivalent."

    /s/bluetooth\ headset/iPhone/g

  6. Re:Supercavitation on Nuclear Subs 'Collide In Ocean' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just a heads up...

    If you are going to search for Supercavitation images on the web, make sure "safe search" is on...

  7. Re:Pfft, lawyers on You Are Not a Lawyer · · Score: 1

    Techie: If you don't know how to do what I do, then if I have time I will teach you

    This has been my experience. The great majority of tech people I have known are very willing to help non-techies learn about technology. Wow, that's a lot of tech words. Tech. Techy techie tech tech. And now I've gone mad again.

  8. Re:In Soviet Russia on Slashdot.org Self-Slashdotted · · Score: 1

    I like to mix metaphors/cliches/memes, too.

    For example: If the Pope shits in the woods and no woman hears it am I still wrong?

  9. What could possibly go wrong? on Microsoft Surface To Coordinate SuperBowl Security · · Score: 1

    Talk amongst yourselves...

  10. Re:2009 is the year of ... on If Windows 7 Fails, Citrix (Not Linux) Wins · · Score: 3, Funny

    No it wasn't.

  11. Re:Mining NEOs? on Small Asteroid Making 400,000 Mile Pass By Earth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are NEOs abundant enough to do that?

    I thought there could be only ONE NEO. Wait...that's Highlander, not the Matrix.

    Dammit. I hate it when I get ridiculous movie plots confused.

  12. Re:All well and good... on Implant Raises Cellular Army To Attack Cancer · · Score: 1

    What is the title of this?

  13. I told you all!!! on Rare Venomous Mammal Filmed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Vermicious Knids are real!

  14. Sorry, had to do it... on Birth of the Moon: a Runaway Nuclear Reaction? · · Score: 1

    You metric system users are part of the Rebel Alliance and are traitors!

  15. Re:Wouldn't there be an empty space? on Birth of the Moon: a Runaway Nuclear Reaction? · · Score: 1

    How about the fact that the Earth was moving (around the Sun) when the ejecta started to be pulled back? I don't believe it would take much of a shift at the Moon's distance to allow it to "fall" into orbit, but, then again, IANAA.

  16. Re:UNITS!!! on Quantum Test Found For Mathematical Undecidability · · Score: 2, Funny

    Excellent point.

  17. Re:Sheesh on Quantum Test Found For Mathematical Undecidability · · Score: 1

    Thank you for a wonderful supper.

  18. Re:Sheesh on Quantum Test Found For Mathematical Undecidability · · Score: 1

    1 + 1 = 2 will be true in any universe, under any god(s), in any circumstances.

    Only for sufficiently small values of 1.

  19. Re:The Magic 8 ball told me that a long time ago on US Has Been In Recession Since December 2007 · · Score: 1

    I think it means "turn in your Geek card."

  20. Re:Tax Dollars on FCC Considering Free Internet For USA · · Score: 1

    As long as people are working in the United States and paying IN to the Social Security system it will NEVER run out of money. The amount that each recipient can receive will just be decreased. That might mean each recipient only gets a few bucks a month, but it is still better than nothing.

    If we could go back to taking care of our elders like in the past, this wouldn't be a problem. I have planned for the care of my parents should that situation arise, but I doubt many others have. It is truly a shame the way we treat senior citizens in this country.

  21. Re:Slashdot ID on Interviewing Experienced IT People? · · Score: 1

    I had an ID in 1998 but I stopped visiting the site for quite a while. When I came back I could not for the life of me remember what my username was, so I created a new one. I sure would like to have my old low id back. ~Mem - 0 - reeeezzzz.....light the corners of my mind....

    Sorry about that.

  22. Rather on Researchers Discover How To Make the Perfect Phone Call · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just send an SMS.

  23. Great. on Chandrayaan-1 Successfully Reaches 100km Lunar Orbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now the moon is going to fall out of the sky.

    And I JUST GOT CABLE!

  24. Re:Bravo! on Red Hat & AMD Demo Live VM Migration Across CPU Vendors · · Score: 3, Informative

    We have certainly come a long way when a Cornwallis supports freedom of the people. :)

  25. Re:Faster than Vista! I'm usually one who rags on Ubuntu 8.10 Outperforms Windows Vista · · Score: 2, Funny

    And this is why all computers should have one of those alcohol interlocks like are installed on cars belonging to DUI convicts.