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So Amazing, So Illegal

Jamie gave me a nice writeup of a mashup where the writer shares some random youtube mashup video that you maybe have seen before called the Mother of all Funk Chords. It's a pretty amazing artistic achievement and probably worth at least a quick glance of your time. But the larger point should be taken seriously. He says "If your reaction to this crate of magic is 'Hm. I wonder how we'd go about suing someone who "did this" with our IP?' instead of, 'Holy crap, clearly, this is the freaking future of entertainment,' it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page. Because, this is what your new Elvis looks like."

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  1. Um, what? by spiffyman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page.

    Can anyone explain what the hell this means?

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    1. Re:Um, what? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page.

      Can anyone explain what the hell this means?

      I think it means CmdrTaco is off his meds again.

    2. Re:Um, what? by Spazztastic · · Score: 4, Funny

      it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page.

      Can anyone explain what the hell this means?

      I'm guessing the writer thinks that the diet of the readers is Ramen, so we should go buy it at 10 cents per package with financing and work on some mashups? Last time I bought Ramen noodles it came to be less than $5, and most small places don't allow charges under that to be put on plastic.

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    3. Re:Um, what? by bigbigbison · · Score: 5, Informative

      it took me a while to figure it out too. I think he means that you should buy a bunch of cheap food on your credit card and put some lies on your resume (or LinkedIn profile) because you are going to be out of a job soon

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    4. Re:Um, what? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      It is saying they will be out of a job.

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    5. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than mash up some stupid cliches, wouldn't it have been easier to just say that?

    6. Re:Um, what? by ProppaT · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The whole write up was stupid. I think that he was implying that you're getting old and need to get with the times. The whole "this is your new Elvis" is a little sensationalist. This is no different than hip hop producers who've been mixing stuff for 30 years, it's just progressed over the years from mixing vinyl, using samplers, using computer, using computers to mash up songs, to mixing youtube videos now. It's not revolutionary, it's the natural progression.

      Once in a while a transition in media is made quickly enough to where one person gets pegged as reinventing or revolutionizing the art. This is not that.

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    7. Re:Um, what? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Put some ramen on your Visa, slick. Gray matter back got perform us down I take TCB'in, man.

    8. Re:Um, what? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      not if one is a hipster doofus.

      I'll confess it threw me for a minute, but I grinned once I put it together. It's a tad clever, if a bit awkward.

      I think the guy is completely wrong about this being marketable - but hey, everybody is entitled to their own opinion and style. I think this is getting a lot of attention right now because it's novel and it obviously wasn't easy mixing it all together. But pull away from that and judge it purely as music - it isn't that great.

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    9. Re:Um, what? by krilli · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well put.

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    10. Re:Um, what? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where can I buy tickets to their live show?

      Funk isn't something you admire while you're sitting alone in front of a computer, it's something you groove to with a scotch on the rocks in your hand while surrounded by a bunch of classy ladies who like to shake what their momma gave them. The band isn't there to perform something they conceived in a dark room, they're there to play the crowd, to react and interact with the people as they get excited, antsy, tired, etc.

      If this is the future of music, then the future is bleak indeed.

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    11. Re:Um, what? by Spazztastic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If this is the future of music, then the future is bleak indeed.

      That bleak future is here when American Idol has the highest ratings and even the ones who get disqualified within one week of the premiere get record deals. Have you taken a stroll through the CD store and seen the mainstream music? It's almost as bad as Nickleback.

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    12. Re:Um, what? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I think it means CmdrTaco is off his meds again.

      I didn't even notice it was Taco. Nah, no meds required there. He's hear he's like this naturally.

    13. Re:Um, what? by EmperorKagato · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree. It seems that the author of this article just started listening to music.

      I'm assuming the author has never heard the sounds of The Avalanches, MC Hawkins - Quake Master (Not the acclaimed physicist), or even seen a youtube poop.

      If Christopher Columbus wants to say he discovered the Americas, let him.

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    14. Re:Um, what? by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Since we are veering off topic anyway, that particular practice (requiring a minimium charge) is banned by almost all the major credit card companies.

      If a store pulls it on you, and you aren't in a kind mood, file a complaint with the credit card company.

    15. Re:Um, what? by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you are supposed to give your passport to the FSM in tribute for the help he will give you in finding a new job, hence the lies on your linkedin page. The first of which would probably be 'that you understand what that meant' so you don't look so not cuil.

    16. Re:Um, what? by Disco+Hips · · Score: 3, Informative

      agree. It was nice to look at, however I've seen this done before. On YouTube no less. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo&feature=related) This is DJ Shadow, using video footage. And people have been doing what DJ Shadow did for a while before that. Nice, but not revolutionary. As an earlier post pointed out, it's evolutionary.

    17. Re:Um, what? by fastest+fascist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hence "off his meds".

    18. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, for a genius at this shit see: DJ Shadow.

    19. Re:Um, what? by 1_brown_mouse · · Score: 1

      it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page.

      Can anyone explain what the hell this means?

      It is lifted from the article.

      It implies that the "c level" executives in the media companies may soon be out of work due to their inability to shift paradigms (That popping sound you heard. Paradigm shift without a clutch.) The new artists and new creators of music being consumed are those like the artist covered in TFA. You can sue them or sign them up and sell their creative work. Admittedly standing on the shoulders of others.

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    20. Re:Um, what? by 2names · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nothing is as bad as Nickelback.

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    21. Re:Um, what? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      Really, I was thinking this guy just ripped Beck a new one.

    22. Re:Um, what? by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      > judge it purely as music - it isn't that great.

      Obviously greatness in art is subjective. But this guy did a masterful job of weaving together completely unrelated material into a damn fine musical piece and video. He shows incredible skill and artistry in arranging this musical piece. This was mashed by a creative and savvy musician with a fine ear.

    23. Re:Um, what? by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is with today's lawsuit society WE don't get to decide if it is good or not. Just take DJ Danger Mouse and the Grey Album. Nowadays you can't do ANY cool sampling or make any mixups without being sued by 50 bloodsucking leeches in suits. If we don't push to reform the insane copyrights and patent laws then the ONLY music we will end up with is some "corporate approved" American Idol style crap, because they will be the only ones that can fight off the wave of lawsuits put out by the trolls whenever they see somebody making money. Do we REALLY want that as the future?

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    24. Re:Um, what? by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can buy CDs with music already on them?

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    25. Re:Um, what? by Kokuyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay, someone help me out here... what's so bad about Nickelback? I like a few songs from them... not that many, I'll readily confess, but if you had seen the German version of American Idol you'd know teh evil that is mainstream music.

    26. Re:Um, what? by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Funny

      For your viewing... ah... pleasure?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt2JhuXMRMk this is what Deutschland sucht den Superstar has brought forth.

    27. Re:Um, what? by m0nkyman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Three words.... "Contemporary Christian music"

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    28. Re:Um, what? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I think the guy is completely wrong about this being marketable - but hey, everybody is entitled to their own opinion and style.

      Have you seen what passes for 'entertainment' on tv these days? This will blow it away.

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    29. Re:Um, what? by value_added · · Score: 1

      It's not revolutionary, it's the natural progression.

      Agreed, but to the extent a YouTube video mix is a music video, you could say it's revolutionary in that it isn't structured around a clicheed narrative, it lacks the requisite but gratuitous cast of "ho's", and it's not trying to sell records. Each of those, I think, is directly attributable to the fact that the video mix was obviously done by a musician.

      Quite honestly, I was really really impressed. Especially considering the rubbish that's regularly produced by "professionals" and aired on TV channels dedicated to this kind of thing.

    30. Re:Um, what? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      I thought I was alone in the world... then I read your reply. I can't bring myself to read an article that was summarized by someone obviously high on LSD, or has a cold and took WAY too much cough syrup. I'm not going to judge, but that just weird.

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    31. Re:Um, what? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It may be better but what you emphasize actually proves my point. What is good and what is popular do not always align.

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    32. Re:Um, what? by drewm1980 · · Score: 1

      In know, what's next, porn mashups from videos of people writhing around naked and alone in front of their webcams? Rave mashups from loners waving around glowsticks in their basements?

    33. Re:Um, what? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You never go to garage sales, do you?

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    34. Re:Um, what? by beadfulthings · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you said that, since I had a vision of people sitting in front of their computers scooping ramen out of bowls with their Visa cards...

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    35. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      They're popular. Indie fags can't stand that.

    36. Re:Um, what? by Spazztastic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      They're popular. Indie fags can't stand that.

      I'm feeding a troll.

      I don't listen to Indie, in fact I usually listen to anything from Death Metal to Folk, but I can't stand Nickleback.

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    37. Re:Um, what? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I think it means CmdrTaco is off his meds again.

      oh crap... I dont think we got his straight jacket back from the cleaners yet.

      Anyone got any catfood to distract him with while we sack him?

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    38. Re:Um, what? by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      what's next, porn mashups from videos of people writhing around naked and alone in front of their webcams?

      Actually, that was first

    39. Re:Um, what? by genner · · Score: 1

      it lacks the requisite but gratuitous cast of "ho's",

      Well...there goes my interest.

    40. Re:Um, what? by Pflipp · · Score: 1

      First hint in understanding this:

      IP here means "Intellectual Property", not "Internet Protocol address".

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    41. Re:Um, what? by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1
      The quote was taken slightly out of context - it started like this:

      Unsolicited tip for media company c-levels:if your reaction to this...

      I believe the suggestion is that if said media people are thinking like that, they're going to be out of a job soon, and should consider buying cheap food and attempting to make industry contacts in order to assist with getting a new job.

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    42. Re:Um, what? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you but I get all my mashups from Club Bootie, and they've certainly not had any litigation being put against them for IP violations.

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    43. Re:Um, what? by d-r0ck · · Score: 1

      it means you will be poor (ramen on visa) due to being out of a job and need to update your resume and related stuff (linkedln)

    44. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means you should take your credit purchase device and purchase some very cheap foodstuffs, and start making up crap for your LinkedIn page, cause you'll be sitting on unemployment for quite some time, dinosaur.

    45. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slow down there Cow man, ramen is far from cheap and is a magnificent representation of comestible art. Oh, I'm sure you're thinking of that garbage you eat in America, in the little styrofoam cups! I denounce and reject your ignorant, although forgivable, characterization of ramen as cheap noodles in styrofoam cups. If it is made by a master chef the broth is the penultimate in fine cuisine. It is economically affordable though.

    46. Re:Um, what? by DanZ23 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nickelback recycles their songs. Several years ago someone mathematically picked apart their songs and showed they are all the same.

      I can't seem to find it, but I did find this example from the wayback machine: http://web.archive.org/web/20070928171441/http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

    47. Re:Um, what? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Real artists experiment, REAL artists do things very original. real artists push forward and discover the future of music.

      You forgot one: real artists starve. Besides anyone who flexes their intellectual superiority over people who can't name the three branches of government by citing Radiohead as "their own genre" loses credibility with me.

    48. Re:Um, what? by shma · · Score: 1

      And people have been doing what DJ Shadow did for a while before that.

      DJ Shadow was, however, the first person to create an entire album using only mixed samples from other works. If you like this kind of music, here are some other albums you might want to check out:

      Since I Left You by The Avalanches

      Thunder, Lightning, Strike by The Go! Team (warning:flash and music)

      Anything by Kid Koala, who is probably the world's best turntablist.

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    49. Re:Um, what? by tripdizzle · · Score: 2, Informative

      the thing with nickleback is that you can almost predict what the next chords are going to be, its like they bought a book on "how to write music" and starting recording and selling it as they made it. What Sam Kinison would refer to as "government music"

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    50. Re:Um, what? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The whole "this is your new Elvis" is a little sensationalist.

      I think that should be "completely stupid", not "sensationalistic": Elvis was the white face of black music, a marketing gimmick of the record companies. Eminem is the latest (that I was unfortunately made aware of) "New Elvis".

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    51. Re:Um, what? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I think the guy is completely wrong about this being marketable - but hey, everybody is entitled to their own opinion and style.

      In five minutes when this sort of thing proves never to have been marketable, it will be safe to say that this isn't a matter of opinion. Why do we have to qualify dumb/incorrect statements with "well, that's my opinion, so it can't be wrong"? As I prefer to say, you are entitled to be wrong.

    52. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is just one of those bands people love to hate because they are sellouts / mainstream (You know, like Jesus)

    53. Re:Um, what? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The band isn't there to perform something they conceived in a dark room, they're there to play the crowd, to react and interact with the people as they get excited, antsy, tired, etc.

      Go listen to Frank Zappa and the Mother's 1966 "Return of the Son of Monster Magnet", one of the most groundbreaking tracks of the twentieth century. It's "what freaks sound like when you turn them loose in a recording studio at one o'clock in the morning on $500 worth of rented percussion equipment" -- pretty much something they conceived in a dark room.

      I'm pretty sure that Beethoven, Mozart, et. al. conceived some of their music in dark rooms.

      Yes, live improvised music, or composed music varied in response to the crowd, is great too. But the fact that live stuff can be great doesn't preclude stuff conceived in a dark room by artists working alone also being great.

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    54. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You owe me a new brain.

    55. Re:Um, what? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      It looks like be a mashup from Windows Vista's EULA, and some other previous posts to me.

    56. Re:Um, what? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who tells me what I should like, whether it is music or food or girls, loses credibility with me.

      Shut up with that crap, it lost its shine in high school.

      Don't like something? Don't buy it. If I show up and tell you about The Black Keys show I went to and you think they suck, feel free to not like me. Babble on about what you think 'real' artists do the feeling will undoubtably be mutual.

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    57. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is Nickelback? Is it what you get from McDonalds after you buy a Happy Meal?

    58. Re:Um, what? by kohaku · · Score: 1

      Yeah but they're marked up like 100x the original price. I think it's the packaging.

    59. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hate to break it to you, but that is called a "Chord Progression", and there a relatively few chord progressions that are used in almost all western music. The most common progression follows the Circle of Fifths (or Fourths, depending on how you read it). See Chord progression (wikipedia)

    60. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Costco is your friend. Buy in bulk.

      I just charged 27 cents are Walmart on my Discover Card. So you can get your Ramen at Walmart

    61. Re:Um, what? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Yeah I did, but back then the disks weren't so compact.

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    62. Re:Um, what? by deathlyslow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So are you for or against "Contemporary Christian Music"? There are both good and bad sounding bands out there. I agree there is more bad than good. I do prefer to listen to the more edgier Christian groups. Currently Disciple, POD, Fireflight, Decemberadio, HOH, and Reliant K are on the playlist. Admittedly most of them aren't edgy per se.

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    63. Re:Um, what? by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ, I admire Clinton, Stevie and all the classics anytime, scotch or no...preferably scotch...old enough to order its own scotch.

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    64. Re:Um, what? by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Three words.... "Contemporary Christian music"

      You mean like these guys?

      Not exactly your average Christian Contemporary group.

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    65. Re:Um, what? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      And just like hip hop, it's not even artistic.

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    66. Re:Um, what? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be an awesome video if Technoviking showed up in the first five seconds and kicked his ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

    67. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, sampling something may be a bit of a bitch right now, but am I missing something?

      Musicians can still make original music, sure it may be hard to get famous without a record company backing you, but as far as I know, the only source of music isn't just remixing older songs.

    68. Re:Um, what? by n4f · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why does every band have to "push the envelope" or develop something "experimental" in order to not be called worthless corporate drones. Perhaps Metallica are popular because they make good music? It doesn't matter if it isn't genre defining or something 100% original. Its fun to listen to and I have a blast every time I see one of their shows. Metallica is just one example I used because you mention it in your post, but the same goes for a lot of mainstream bands.

      What I hate are music snobs that think anything "indie" is god's gift to music, and anything you can buy from a record store is trash. I've heard plenty of indie and local bands who are absolute crap, but people insist that they're "awesome and misunderstood by the mainstream."

      Just for the record, I love all kinds of music, both indie, local, and mainstream. Just because a band is able to sell millions of records does not in and of itself make it crap.

    69. Re:Um, what? by DeeFresh · · Score: 1

      Meaning that if you're a record exec who doesn't know how to adapt to the evolving music scene, you're going to be out of a job soon. So update your resume (LinkedIn page) and start buying cheaper food (Ramen) because you're going to need to save up some money while you're unemployed.

      Or something like that.

    70. Re:Um, what? by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1, Troll

      > judge it purely as music - it isn't that great.

      Obviously greatness in art is subjective. But this guy did a masterful job of weaving together completely unrelated material into a damn fine musical piece and video. He shows incredible skill and artistry in arranging this musical piece. This was mashed by a creative and savvy musician with a fine ear.

      Or maybe he did a lackluster job comparable to what typical teenagers do in an evening. Maybe it was completely derivative and musically obtuse. My assertions are as well backed up as yours.

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    71. Re:Um, what? by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      Okay, someone help me out here... what's so bad about Nickelback? ...

      Other than the fact that they have a singer who can't sing, write forgettable songs with no melody, recycle songs, and write lyrics that make Katy Perry look poetic, nothing.

    72. Re:Um, what? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because getting major label music deals isn't about how good your music is. It's about how good you "play the game" of packaging, marketing, selling, and distributing a product. The product in this case just happens to be music.

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    73. Re:Um, what? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Funny, but even with the 12 basic chords most rock bands are limited to, there is still a wealth of different sounds - and some bands even manage to write songs that *gasp* sound not identical to all their other ones.

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    74. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly. Why would someone try to put music on a CD? You really think someone would pay extra money just to have to convert the damn thing back into mp3's?

    75. Re:Um, what? by COMON$ · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I agree, heck on my desk right now I have a couple jewel cases:

      Rusted Root - When I woke

      Coldplay x&y

      The Departed soundtrack

      Josh Groban - Closer

      WOW Hits 2009

      Kutless

      Thousand Foot Krutch

      Seventh Day Slumber

      Inches away in a binder are bands such as old school blink182, Metallica S&M, old school sugar ray, STP, Classical music, smashing pumpkins and the like...my pandora consists of bluegrass, bloodhound Gang, and Contemp Christian. So I have a wide taste, I'm not much for death metal or any of that new age death of Hip hop crap. But Contemp Christian puts out some great stuff. If you like metal Check out 'family force 5'. Chances are if you don't like christian music, it is because you have a personal vendetta against anything christian, and well, I wont argue with bigots so you would be on your own.

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    76. Re:Um, what? by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Better, but I prefer Mortal/Juggernautz :) If you haven't heard "Fathom" you owe it to yourself to give it a listen.

      My biggest problem with CCM is the artists I like (and there are quite a few) are inconsistent. For example, on Jeremy Camp's "Carried Me" there are *two* songs that I actually like; the rest I can do without (and one of the two is a cover, IIRC). Unfortunately, it often seems that Christian musicians put all of the time and effort into the message, and aren't particularly concerned about the musical wrapper, thereby creating music that is often, well, bland.

      I *want* to listen to Christian music -- I'd rather fill my head with something positive than "I want to **** you like an animal" (with apologies to Mr. Reznor). But sometimes, I just want to rock out with Rage Against the Machine or chill with some "Dark Side of the Moon" and there just isn't a lot of CCM that can compare right now.

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    77. Re:Um, what? by foobsr · · Score: 1

      natural progression

      ... lost in the development of an ever increasing relative complexity of semantics.

      CC.

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    78. Re:Um, what? by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can buy CDs with music already on them?

      Yeah but the guy who burns them has like never heard of mp3s. He burns them as uncompressed WAV files or something, so you only get like 78 minutes per disc. On the plus side, he has a badass label printer.

    79. Re:Um, what? by cromar · · Score: 2, Informative

      First of all it's not exactly funk at this point, it's something akin to Turntablism but with digital equipment. This is the realm of the DJ. If you don't like it, fine, but know that you probably don't much about it/us.

      If you think you can't listen to DJ music in public or at a party... uh? There are so many people who do so many crazy parties doing this kind of music live I can only name a few big ones: Mick Boogie, KutMaster Kurt, Kid Koala, Kruder & Dorfmeister. Hell, take it back a decade or two and you have Afrikaa Bambata, Mix Master Mike, X-Ecutioners. It's not exactly anything new, and people have been boppin' to it for quite some time fool ;-)

    80. Re:Um, what? by conureman · · Score: 1

      Good lord. Well that was certainly worth three of my minutes. (I'm afraid I tend to miss most of the "TV WORTH WATCHING" that I hear about.) I am thinking I should be glad this node has no audio.

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    81. Re:Um, what? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      It means you're gonna be out of a job.

    82. Re:Um, what? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      What I see is "potential for greatness" - the musical quality is almost adequate, the production value stinks (saturated, crackly re-digitization artifacts, muddy, etc.) and the video is outright horrid.

      But, if someone who actually knew how to use decent mixing and video clipping software put this kind of time and effort into some decent source material, it could be pretty killer.

      Frankly, when my family photo/video slideshows come out this crappy, I delete them and start over. But, then, I don't put this much effort into the mixing and sequencing.

    83. Re:Um, what? by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid I always used to feel sorry for whoever first came up with the twelve bar blues riff, since it was basically "ripped off" for the next 80 years and counting. I guess I was a weird kid...

    84. Re:Um, what? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funk isn't something you admire while you're sitting alone in front of a computer, it's something you groove to with a scotch on the rocks in your hand while surrounded by a bunch of classy ladies who like to shake what their momma gave them. The band isn't there to perform something they conceived in a dark room, they're there to play the crowd, to react and interact with the people as they get excited, antsy, tired, etc.

      I'm sorry to break your balloon, but not everyone likes to listen to music in small clubs. Even those who like Funk (which would include me, BTW). I understand the crowd-rapport thing, but that only works if the audience is <300 IMHO (well, it may work for the BAND, but it doesn't work for me as an audience member). But in the smaller venues, usually the music is 1) too loud for the acoustics in the room &/or their PA system, 2) crowded full of drunk idiots (and at one time or in some places, drunk and smoking idiots), and 3) was accompanied by expensive parking in bad part of town & cover charge. If that's your idea of the future of music, I don't want any part of it.

      On the other hand, the last concert I went to was free, was at the local University music department, the sound system was right for the room and adjusted properly, and I got to sit really close without having to climb over drunk jerks (or vice versa) in the process. Parking wasn't cheap, but that's all the two venues had in common. It was for these guys.. Not exactly Funk, I grant you. But somehow I don't think they are particularly threatened by the competition from YouTube mashups.

      But I don't go out for music all that often, as it's rare that a group I actually want to see will be in a venue I would want to go to. I don't care for the big mainstream bands that would book huge concerts, but the smaller bands tend to end up in crappy clubs that you couldn't pay me to visit. So, mashups like the one in TFA provide at least, some entertainment value now and then. But I'm over 50 so maybe that explains my low tolerance for aggregations of 20-something dipshits.

      Plus, I like a lot of electronica, which often sounds a lot better on my own tuned up home sound system than in public venues.

    85. Re:Um, what? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      > Last time I bought Ramen noodles it came to be less than $5, and most
      > small places don't allow charges under that to be put on plastic.

      Please report them. This violates their cardmember agreement with the credit cards. Same with bars that have a minimum.

    86. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why we need +5, FunnyWithRimshot

    87. Re:Um, what? by cromar · · Score: 1

      The future's brighter than ever man. When you can look through indie labels' music *before it is released* on Amazon.com and iTunes, go to mp3/promo blogs (legal ones) like thecultureofme.com, Nah Right, Scatterblog, Press Play Fashion Forward, Miss Info, (so so many out there). You can listen to podcasts by the likes of Mick Boogie/Terry Urban, Dex Digital (kinda slanted to hip hop here but I know the emo/rock kids are doin' this stuff too). Hell, most independent labels are a "[genre] label" Google search away and offer promo mp3s.

      If it doesn't go up from here, humanity probably needs to apologize to Apollo and just give music back to him at this point :-)

    88. Re:Um, what? by eh2o · · Score: 1

      Euphemism for "you're out of a job" (perhaps not the best one). i.e. so broke you have to buy ramen on credit, and so lacking in skills that you'll need to start fabricating a resume on linked in.

    89. Re:Um, what? by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It ain't just the chords. Proof. "Best" listened to with headphones.

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    90. Re:Um, what? by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      what's so bad about Nickelback? I like a few songs from them...

      You mean you like the song from them?

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    91. Re:Um, what? by mrraven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      American Idol isn't kitsche it's just bad. Support local live music.

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    92. Re:Um, what? by cromar · · Score: 1

      hipster doofus

      Not one myself, but fuck that attitude.

      I think the guy is completely wrong about this being marketable

      See my last comment in this thread. Or just Google Mick Boogie, Terry Urban, DJ Benzi, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Mix Master Mike, the X-Ecutioners, Afrikaa Bambata, KutMster Kurt, Kid Koala, Girltalk, Ming & FS, Bill Laswell, DJ Spooky, D.J.P., DJ Wally ... it goes on and on and on.

      The indie music industry/network/hustle is just about to blow up. There are a lot of people making money hustling indie music. It's pretty much all hipsters and hip hop, so I don't know what that means for you. If you can play music start recording now. Especially if you can find a niche genre to work in. Anyone know where indie Prog. is these days?

    93. Re:Um, what? by ukemike · · Score: 1

      No no no, all you Sir Nose types. He's saying that you will never dance, that your mind has been made de-void of funk by the subliminal seducer.

      But if you like your funk stepped on, like this mashup master funkateer, then bring it to the stage with your bop gun and dance in the era of funkentelechy.

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    94. Re:Um, what? by onecheapgeek · · Score: 1

      Only if they display the Visa or Mastercard logo on the front door or at your table. If they choose not to, they can set whatever minimum they like.

    95. Re:Um, what? by DrLang21 · · Score: 0

      Have you taken a stroll through the CD store and seen the mainstream music?

      I have not bothered to even peak at what's main stream since I discovered heavy metal in my mid-teens. Composition wise, a lot of heavy metal songs have more talent and skill than most main stream artists have in their entire collection.

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    96. Re:Um, what? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      All you would be doing is hurting the store. On a less than $5 purchase, most smaller stores could actually be losing money with a credit transaction. Credit companies charge not only a percentage, but also a per transaction "handling" fee - the store owners I have talked to have said this is anywhere from 20 cents to 75 cents. On a $5 purchase, that could be the entire profit margin, or at least a good chunk of it. Of course the credit card companies don't want a minimum - they make their profit either way and don't give a rat's ass about the store's profit margin.

      And reporting the store could result in Visa/MC yanking their right to accept credit cards at all. Is that the result you were looking for - loss of convenience at a store you presumably shop at?

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    97. Re:Um, what? by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

      It makes more sense in the original context, where these thoughts and suggestions are ascribed to record company execs: the suggestion is that a record company exec who would rather sue someone who did this than sign them should be ready to be unemployed.

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    98. Re:Um, what? by badasscat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just because a band is able to sell millions of records does not in and of itself make it crap.

      I agree, however it is true that most mainstream music sucks these days. It doesn't suck because it's mainstream, it sucks because it sucks.

      You used to be able to see Billboard charts on iTunes going back like 60 years or something. It was pretty eye-opening, because normally that's protected info - you need to subscribe to their service to see it (and that's expensive). They issue takedowns to web sites that post it.

      Anyway, in the 1960's and 70's you'd literally have stuff like Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, etc. all over the top 40 charts. These were mainstream pop bands! It started changing in the 1980's, which is not coincidentally when radio moved to fixed formats (previously DJ's just played what they wanted on many stations) and when MTV started acting as gatekeeper to modern pop. Nowadays a band like the Rolling Stones would be lucky to get a record deal at all.

      Most "indie" bands I know, and I do know quite a few of them, really don't sound much different from 1960's rock music, whether they call themselves "experimental" or not. They're usually no more experimental than Pink Floyd or the Beatles were in their later period. That stuff literally would have been top 40 material in the past.

      Being a top 40, mainstream band used to be something everybody aspired to, whatever kind of music they were in. It didn't used to be derogatory, and you weren't considered a "sellout" if you reached that status. That's different now because the type of music on the top 40 chart is different now, and because those charts are now controlled by mega-conglomerates by way of their radio and TV networks colluding to shove this crap down people's throats.

      Personally, if a great band manages to break onto the top 40 chart, it's certainly nothing I hold against them. I don't say "well, now they suck because other people like them." That's what a snob does.

      But, that doesn't mean I don't think most bands on the top 40 these days do suck. They just suck for other reasons.

    99. Re:Um, what? by numbski · · Score: 1

      You got modded Troll for that? WOW.

      I have my gripe with CCM as a genre, but it's not the music quality.

      I went go Greenville College, and went in as a CCM Major. Yes, they have a CCM major. :P

      The thing is, this is the school that Jars of Clay came out of, and basically people all think the school is like a music star production factory or something, when in fact almost everyone that goes there changes their major after a year or even a semester once reality sets in.

      The two largest majors coming in the door though - CCM and Education. Don't ask me about the second one, don't have a clue there. ;)

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    100. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was in the seventies. now its a penny

    101. Re:Um, what? by FiloEleven · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately, it often seems that Christian musicians put all of the time and effort into the message, and aren't particularly concerned about the musical wrapper, thereby creating music that is often, well, bland.

      That is because most CCM that gets picked up only gets picked up because it sounds like whatever is being played on mainstream radio. You get an imitation of already bland music with
      s/(girl|woman|baby)/Jesus/g

      There's some good stuff out there. One of my favorite bands, even after ditching CCM and most of Christianity, is Burlap to Cashmere, a Mediterranean-flavored group with very poetic lyrics and great arrangements. Even DC Talk turned into something special, albeit very much a studio product, with the albums Jesus Freak and Supernatural.

      The primary reason CCM sucks is precisely because it is mostly imitative: it's a microcosm where the barrier for entry is set low because if it were up to mainstream standards (which doesn't set the bar very high to begin with) there wouldn't be enough acts to sustain the industry. Christian artists (which really means "artists on Christian labels") are also subject to "The Jesus Quota," wherein an album won't be released unless it mentions Jesus at least five times or what have you. Additionally, since Christian music is viewed as a reversal of mainstream music, very few artists are willing to talk about the negative experiences that they have as Christians: being friendless at a church, feeling hopeless due to an external situation, doubting God or some aspect of God, etc. These are things that nearly every Christian has to deal with at one time or another but they are not often represented in music, hence the shallowness of the lyrical content.

    102. Re:Um, what? by numbski · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nope. A Nickelback is a football term. Typically on defense you'll have what is called a "7 man front" comprised of either 4 defensive linemen and 3 linebackers (4-3 base defense, think Chicago Bears) or reverse, 3 defensive linemen and 4 linebackers (think Baltimore Ravens). Since you can have 11 men on the field at a time, that leaves you with 4 players, called "Defensive Backs". Typically two cornerbacks, one on either side of the field ~ 5 yards off the line of scrimmage covering the wide receivers, and 2 safeties, again, on either side of the field, anywhere from 10-20 yards off the line of scrimmage. Largely they're out there for pass coverage, but safeties will sneak up into the "box" (the 7 man front) to give you "8 men in the box".

      Okay, so what does this have to do with anything? Well - if you suspect a play might be a passing down, you can trade one of your linebackers out for an additional defensive back. So now you have a 6 man front, but you have 5 defensive backs. That fifth defensive back is referred to as the "Nickel Back", because the formation is referred to as a "Nickel Package".

      As an FYI, if you absolutely positively KNOW it's a passing down, you can opt to trade yet another linebacker for another defensive back, giving you 6 defensive backs, and that is (predictably) called a "Dime Package". That last defensive back could be referred to as the Dime Back, but that term is rarely used.

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    103. Re:Um, what? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      I actually can't distinguish Nickelback songs. I remember when their last album was out they seemed to have a song in the charts forever. It was only when I remarked this to a friend they kindly pointed out that it was three damned singles.

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    104. Re:Um, what? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Lasse Gjertsen used his own video samples when he edited together his own video of himself playing the piano and drums one note at a time, and he probably wasn't the first to do it either when he did so in 2006.

      Pretty much the only "revolutionary" thing in this article is trying to sell this as the "future" of music. Except that this particular future came and went years ago and is now being chopped up, processed, and turned into seizure-inducing videos by the Japanese.

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    105. Re:Um, what? by Raffaello · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If your reaction to this crate of magic is 'Hm. I wonder how we'd go about suing someone who "did this" with our IP?' instead of, 'Holy crap, clearly, this is the freaking future of entertainment,'

      what if your reaction is "this looks and sounds like ass" ?

    106. Re:Um, what? by TyrainDreams · · Score: 1

      Well obviously he's never heard of The Avalanches. Frontier Psychiatrist makes that little mash up look timid compared to the kind of shit that the Avalanches throw into their songs. This type of music is definitely not new...not the future...its now... Presumably no one here has accidentally heard a rap or hip hop track in the past 25 years but damn.

      Word.

    107. Re:Um, what? by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

      I was looking for this comment, and you're right on the money. Turbo B of SNAP! sang about exactly this in a song off of the album The Madman's Return called "Who Stole It."

      In 1992.

    108. Re:Um, what? by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this one. I don't think Nickelback is all that bad. They have some decent stuff. I guess it depends on what type of music you're into.

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    109. Re:Um, what? by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Hence the "feeling less than kind" caveat.

      Yes it does hurt the store for you to charge less than a certain amount (and I currently have no idea what that threshhold amount is for each card). However, they are still working with the fact that credit purchases make their life so much more simple that the cost of those small purchases could easily be rolled into the savings they get from not being a 100% cash or (worse) cash & check store.

    110. Re:Um, what? by stewbacca · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nah, I was just pointing out the pretension in your post is so thick that maybe you should sit back and reflect, and think, hmmm, maybe Radiohead isn't as universally excepted as great as I think. This is especially true when you trash relatively mainstream (and not horrible) acts like Metallica. Radiohead, for the record, is not their own genre. There were bands before them (U2) and bands after them (Coldplay) that are pretty much the same exact genre. For the record, I play blues bars gigs for beer/free/tips. Am I not a real artist because I play 50 year old covers all night? So you, sir, are welcome to "shut up with that crap", whatever that means, and feel free to keep your opinions about what "real" musicians are to your self, if you aren't willing to at least hear other people's takes on what that means.

    111. Re:Um, what? by Eil · · Score: 1

      it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page.

      Can anyone explain what the hell this means?

      I think it's jive for "you gonna get sued, bro"

    112. Re:Um, what? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Ha! Didn't expect to see Greenville College in this thread. I went there myself.

      Chances are, if you don't like Christian music, it's because you listened to it on the radio. Seriously, I don't know why all Christian music stations in the markets I've lived in only play music targeted to middle aged women with kids with no musical inclination or interest whatsoever.

      Having grown up in Bushnell, home of Cornerstone Music Festival, I finally got to hear some of the better stuff out there.

    113. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The guys on this site have the most transparent agenda ever. All entertainment should be free; and make no mistake, they really mean it as in "beer", as in it doesn't cost anything. (But of course, people should pay to "subscribe" to their news site.) That wacky ramen-linkedin sentence in the summary demonstrates yet again that their hope is for people who currently make money in the entertainment industry to someday end up broke and unemployed.

      The other favorite type of news story around is one in which a highly skilled profession or artisanship can be (sort of) replaced by some geek with a computer in their basement. They love that shit. It betrays an insecurity so deep they want everyone with more skills or talent than themselves to be jobless and homeless. It shows in the slant that's evident here every day.

    114. Re:Um, what? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I'll second the Burlap to Cashmere reference. Though I'll never understand their "I ride my bus" lyric in one of their songs. I emailed their producer, and though they could confirm the lyrics, they had no idea what on earth that means.

      That was some unique music. Wish they were still around. Or are they?

    115. Re:Um, what? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I can understand pages of hex.

      I can speak with toddlers and infants.

      I understand offshored tech support and foreign graduate students.

      I have decoded raw feeds by hand.

      Taco's quoting the original article; I can give you that much. As for what in the everloving fuck that statement means, you are on your fucking own.

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    116. Re:Um, what? by mcvos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nickelback recycles their songs. Several years ago someone mathematically picked apart their songs and showed they are all the same.

      There's lots of bands that only really have one song with rewritten lyrics each time. Nickelback is hardly the worst offender.

      (I have no problem with Nickelback. It's nice, average middle of the road poprock. Not something I'd ever spend money on, but it doesn't give me homicidal urgest either, which isn't too bad considering some of the stuff out there.)

    117. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      If your reaction to this crate of magic is 'Hm. I wonder how we'd go about suing someone who "did this" with our IP?' instead of, 'Holy crap, clearly, this is the freaking future of entertainment,'

      what if your reaction is "this looks and sounds like ass" ?

      Then you have no clue/taste.

    118. Re:Um, what? by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

      Where could you buy tickets to Boston's live show?

      Boston's album Boston, arguably their best and certainly their best selling was created mostly by Tom Scholz in his basement. He wrote the songs, he was the engineer, and he played guitar, bass, and organ on most of the tracks. Oh, and Brad Delp did all the vocals, including all the harmonies.

      The stage version that emerged just filled in for what he did in his basement.

    119. Re:Um, what? by numbski · · Score: 1

      Kind of disappointed that I never made it out to Cornerstone. Seems like Agape Fest has languished in recent years. I keep hoping for it to return to form though.

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    120. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the problem.

      You heard about the Grey album, everyone here knows what you are talking about, and I bet you could grab it from a torrent in under ten minutes.

      For all the fear mongering about copyright destroying interesting music, the reality seems very different.

    121. Re:Um, what? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Not true. If they accept Visa or Mastercard, they are explicitly prohibited from setting a minimum charge.

    122. Re:Um, what? by Tubusy · · Score: 1

      Stop. You're confused. No-one claimed this was the future of music. This is clearly the future of music.

    123. Re:Um, what? by fishtorte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what if your reaction is "this looks and sounds like ass" ?

      You'd be correct.

    124. Re:Um, what? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we don't push to reform the insane copyrights and patent laws then the ONLY music we will end up with is some "corporate approved" American Idol style crap

      Right, because nobody ever wrote any music or lyrics or anything like that. We wouldn't want to have to listen to, I don't know, something that we haven't already heard?

      50 bloodsucking leeches in suits

      As opposed to the bloodsucking leeches in sweatpants that can't think up their own guitar riffs or lyrics, and so they use someone else's? Or the bloodsucking leeches that are too cool to pay for any of the entertainment they want? Those kind of leeches?

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    125. Re:Um, what? by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      what if your reaction is "this looks and sounds like ass" ?

      What if your reaction is

      (1) "Yeah, this is pretty good, but hardly the revolutionary work the summary makes it out to be", then
      (2) "Are mashups really the future of music or in truth the *present* of music that's going to look as dated as hippyesque flower power and 'so 2000s' in ten years time?"... and then later on
      (3) "This story- and the way it's presented here- is quite Digg-esque, isn't it?"

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    126. Re:Um, what? by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      because middle-aged, middle class Caucasian women are the target demographic for CCM. Why? because they buy it more than any other demographic. It's a simple matter of economics, really. That and the fact that Clearchannel owns the majority of CCM stations, and most of the CCM labels are owned by our friends at SonyBMG/EMI/Warner/Universal.

    127. Re:Um, what? by jafac · · Score: 1

      The instruments which can perform this stuff live have not yet been invented. So nice that it can be performed at all with today's technology. But someday, someone's going to invent an "instrument" which can perform stuff like this LIVE.

      An example of a rudimentary instrument for a very primative form of live audio collage performance, is those two-turntable rigs currently in-use by "DJ's". (not my taste, but still a valid point nonetheless).

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    128. Re:Um, what? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      "Chances are if you don't like christian music, it is because you have a personal vendetta against anything christian, and well, I wont argue with bigots so you would be on your own."

      The word vendetta is rather negative. One can have other religious beleifs with out hating Christians. To the non-indoctrinated Christian music sounds silly but harmless. Like people signing about how the Tooth Fairy loves them. "Vendetta" is the wrong description. "chuckles to himself and then moves on." is I think more common

    129. Re:Um, what? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Sadly, they broke up due to poor management decisions - the band members were all sorry to see the band dissolve. I know nothing about the other members, but the singer Steven Delopoulos has released a solo album. There are a few tracks on there that are reminiscent of Burlap, although much of it is singer-songwriter a-la James Taylor. It's definitely worth previewing, and is entitled "Me Died Blue."

      I was lucky enough to see one of Burlap to Cashmere's last shows (at Messiah College in 2000 or 2001, apparently they played only twice after that) and they were still on top of their game. Steven came back a few years later and played his solo stuff at a coffeehouse, which was one of my favorite musical experiences to date. There were maybe 15 or 20 of us listening to him, and he played a good mix of old and new, including Digee Dime, the song with "I ride my bus!" in it. He took requests (even when he couldn't remember them; it was pretty funny) and stayed an extra half hour or so chatting with us, which is how I heard that the breakup was amicable.

      Rumor had it that some or all members of the band were going to re-form, but that was 3 or 4 years ago now so I doubt anything will come of it.

    130. Re:Um, what? by pjtp · · Score: 1

      Yes, but for some reason they're 100 times as expensive. So nobody bothers...

    131. Re:Um, what? by Failed+Physicist · · Score: 1

      Someone put him out of his misery, please.

    132. Re:Um, what? by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of bad Christian music, but there are a few bands out there that are really spectacular. Everyone probably remembers Jars of Clay, they had some good stuff, especially in their second album. My favorite is a black-death metal band called Extol. Their first album was one of the most experimental extreme metal albums I've heard. Another good one WAS Underoath, however I don't like any of their recent stuff.

    133. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The writer is implying that it will put musicians out of work and they will only be able to afford Ramen and will have to use a credit to buy it.

    134. Re:Um, what? by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Yep, most definitely correct.

    135. Re:Um, what? by Eil · · Score: 1

      Funk isn't something you admire while you're sitting alone in front of a computer, it's something you groove to with a scotch on the rocks in your hand while surrounded by a bunch of classy ladies who like to shake what their momma gave them. The band isn't there to perform something they conceived in a dark room, they're there to play the crowd, to react and interact with the people as they get excited, antsy, tired, etc.

      If you believe that there's only one way that a particular type of music can be appreciated, then you understand neither funk nor art.

    136. Re:Um, what? by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Kudos on Burlap to Cashmere... Basic Instructions is an AMAZING song, and I'm a farking agnostic. I used to listen to that when I started getting tired on morning jogs. Got me revved up like whoa.

    137. Re:Um, what? by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      although I am not a follower of Christian music I do want to give some shoutouts for:

      POD
      Switchfoot -any one who makes fun of Bono is all right
      the newsboys (gimme that old time religion)
      Caedmon's Call
      Jars of clay

      but mostly I listen to indie rock, britpop radiohead and gorrilaz

      -I'm just sayin

    138. Re:Um, what? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      This is no different than hip hop producers who've been mixing stuff for 30 years

      There's a big difference. Hip-hop remixed published professional recordings, since that's pretty much all the recordings that were available.

      Now we're all on YouTube. (Yes, me too, as of a few days ago.) This isn't remixing a pre-selected bunch of approved source material, it's moving toward re-mixing the whole creative output of the human race. Every coffeehouse poet, every girl with a guitar at an open mic, every guy goofing around in from of a webcam, is providing source material.

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    139. Re:Um, what? by lightspeedius · · Score: 1

      Christian music may be a bit "meh", but music by Christians on the other hand...

      There are many bands that explore a more genuine Christian experience rather than a radio friendly Christian experience.

      Such bands include Dead Poetic, Project 86, Underoath, As I Lay Dying, Blindside, Emery, Anberlin, Embodyment, The Juliana Theory, P.O.D, etc., etc.

    140. Re:Um, what? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely correct. Ditching the "Christian Music" label (as well as Christian music labels!) frees artists to really explore the complexities, the heights and depths of being Christian and being human. The band I used to play in did this, and even though we were pretty local and rarely played anything but Christian events it made a difference in how we felt about our music.

      I knew that more of these folks must be out there, but I'm not familiar with them so I couldn't provide any names. Thanks for the list.

    141. Re:Um, what? by dargaud · · Score: 1

      There's lots of bands that only really have one song with rewritten lyrics each time

      The french singer Antoine is famous for having only one song and every year he changes the lyrics and makes a new round and enough money to keep sailing on his yacht. The faster RIAA/Sacem and their 'artists' die in poverty, the better.

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    142. Re:Um, what? by volpe · · Score: 1

      It may be better but what you emphasize actually proves my point. What is good and what is popular do not always align.

      In fact, usually the dot-product is negative.

    143. Re:Um, what? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Erm...somehow I screwed up and replied to myself instead of you. Short answer: no, they're not around. Long answer: see this post below.

    144. Re:Um, what? by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Or simply feeling embarrassment for people that choose to wear their superstitions on their sleeves.

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    145. Re:Um, what? by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      Radiohead, for the record, is not their own genre. There were bands before them (U2) and bands after them (Coldplay) that are pretty much the same exact genre.

      I think you need your ears checked.

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    146. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page.

      Can anyone explain what the hell this means?

      If you're thinking that, he's assuming you are either an artist or a record label exec and he's telling them to buy some Ramen and beef up their LinkedIn pages because they will soon be out of jobs because mashup culture is the new type of artistic expression.

    147. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, troll. Here is some food.

      The guys on this site have the most transparent agenda ever. All entertainment should be free;

      Obviously not, as many articles and posts imply (or directly state) that artists should charge for live performances. That is entertainment, and the slashdot community as a whole seems to think that it should not be free.

      they want everyone with more skills or talent than themselves to be jobless

      Nah. We build machines so that the machines can do our labor for us. Thus, as a species, we free ourselves from the necessity of doing labor. This gives us more time for fun. So, stories about some technological innovation eliminating the need for labor just satisfy this general inclination to hedonism. Your claim that this betrays insecurity is a very big, and very unsupported, jump.

      While slashdot does have some clear agendas, you have deliberately misrepresented them to look bad. This is known as the "strawman fallacy," and is demonstrably irrational.

    148. Re:Um, what? by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it often seems that Christian musicians put all of the time and effort into the message, and aren't particularly concerned about the musical wrapper, thereby creating music that is often, well, bland.

      That is because most CCM that gets picked up only gets picked up because it sounds like whatever is being played on mainstream radio. You get an imitation of already bland music with s/(girl|woman|baby)/Jesus/g

      There's some good stuff out there. One of my favorite bands, even after ditching CCM and most of Christianity, is Burlap to Cashmere, a Mediterranean-flavored group with very poetic lyrics and great arrangements. Even DC Talk turned into something special, albeit very much a studio product, with the albums Jesus Freak and Supernatural.

      The primary reason CCM sucks is precisely because it is mostly imitative: it's a microcosm where the barrier for entry is set low because if it were up to mainstream standards (which doesn't set the bar very high to begin with) there wouldn't be enough acts to sustain the industry. Christian artists (which really means "artists on Christian labels") are also subject to "The Jesus Quota," wherein an album won't be released unless it mentions Jesus at least five times or what have you. Additionally, since Christian music is viewed as a reversal of mainstream music, very few artists are willing to talk about the negative experiences that they have as Christians: being friendless at a church, feeling hopeless due to an external situation, doubting God or some aspect of God, etc. These are things that nearly every Christian has to deal with at one time or another but they are not often represented in music, hence the shallowness of the lyrical content.

      "The Jesus Quota", as you call it, IMO is leaving the industry to a large degree. The new Superchic[k] album "Rock What You Got" doesn't mention Jesus specifically, although I give it credit for talking about the hard times more than other acts of late. the new Krystal Meyers album is significantly less spiritually challenging then the two before, and has the same blandness the GP laments of. It doesn't make monetary sense to convict people and tell them that they're wrong - people want to feel good about themselves, and actually confronting them about their belief in a God who is as just as He is loving doesn't appeal to one's human nature. It's sad, but when morals compete with profit, it is seldom that morality wins.

    149. Re:Um, what? by Voyager529 · · Score: 4, Informative

      the band named themselves when a cup of Starbucks coffee was $1.45. People would hand them $1.50, and the result would be that the customer got a nickel back. That's the way I heard it, anyway.

    150. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say I "deliberately misrepresented" the views on this site, but I believe I've interpreted them fairly. The smarmy tone send a pretty loud and clear signal. I say your generous interpretation is the one that's "mis" representing things, not mine.

    151. Re:Um, what? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with whether they display the logo. They are not allowed to set a minimum charge if they accept the credit cards. Think about it; why would a credit card allow a business to essentially tax the usage of their card, sometimes at rates as high as 100%?

      You can give a cash discount, but you CANNOT charge more for paying with a credit card.

    152. Re:Um, what? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Everyone probably remembers Jars of Clay, they had some good stuff, especially in their second album.

      All I remember of Jars of Clay was how great I thought the song Flood was. I bought the album based on the strength of that track, only to find out that it was the only one on the album produced by Adrian Belew and that I hated the rest of it.

      The thing that bothers me about most of the CCM I've heard is that it's mainstream pablum geared to a Clearchannel selected audience, as mentioned upthread. It's not borne out of some weird hatred of Christians - I happen to be a Jew, I really like gospel music, I just don't see the point in trying to find out the rare jewels in what seems to be a fairly artificially designated genre of music.

    153. Re:Um, what? by Repton · · Score: 1

      I think I now know what it's like when Americans overhear people talking about cricket.

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    154. Re:Um, what? by rtrifts · · Score: 1

      Yes it is that.

      This has gone viral FAR beyond the traditional boundaries of Rap, Hip Hop or synth. And it's done so at the speed of light. The inclusion of Youtube intersecting witha generation of ears that are now trained to hear and like low bit-rate samples is not a small thing. it's everything. The piece de resistance; lightning in a bottle.

      So yeah. This absolutely is "the new thing". If you were wondering what the Next Big Thing is going to be? This is IT.

      I am no good at finding IT. I am no good at making IT. I am no good at predicting what kind if it, IT might prove to be.

      But I know IT when I see IT. And this is IT.
         

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    155. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ramen is the cliche "starving artist" food. That statement makes a little more sense if that's what they're referring to.

    156. Re:Um, what? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Yeah, STP is awesome. Best targeted creature removal ever, hands down. :P

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    157. Re:Um, what? by zobier · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      /. was never the place I came to get my news first, rather somewhere I would come to read and/or participate in the commentary after the fact. Sadly, the commentary is deteriorating; maybe it's the new system.

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    158. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The ability to play music makes you a musician, so yeah playing in bars counts. That doesn't make you a music writer, and they're the ones who change the shape of music, despite not getting the attention the entertainers from Elvis and Sinatra to Britney and Justin Timberlake get. The ability to play isn't special. The ability to play very well, entertain well, or write well is special. That's how I'd define a "real artist."

      Specifically, Metallica isn't horrible? U2 & Coldplay are the same genre as Radiohead? You don't have to like the same music as me or anyone else - you like Metallica, fine, that's a preference. You don't like Radiohead, that's fine too. But you'd have to be deaf as well as stupid to think coldplay & U2 were anything like radiohead. Maybe you should *except* you can't categorize music or spell, and go "ride the lightning."

    159. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can someone say they dislike mainstream and listen to Radiohead? Radiohead has sold in excess of 25 million records worldwide, has achieved platinum status in 17 countries and multi-platinum in nine, and has won two Grammy Awards.

      How does anyone consider that NOT mainstream?!

    160. Re:Um, what? by FreakWent · · Score: 1

      "We build machines so that the machines can do our labor for us."

      Something went wrong here; If this was true wouldn't high unemployment figures be a good thing?

      Have we actually got more time for having fun than we did under the feudal system? If you work it all out, the answer is no.

    161. Re:Um, what? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Would mod insightful if I hadn't already posted elsewhere in this thread.

      Sure, the 60s and 70s had crappy popular bands, but there sure seemed to be a higher percentage of good stuff back then - Zeppelin, Stones and Floyd are great examples.
      I could go on and on - Dylan, Beatles, Doors, Hendrix, the Dead, The Clash, AC/DC, Queen, Aerosmith, Lynyrd Skynrd, et cetera...I *said* I could go on and on. :P

      I'm only 19, so I'm pretty sure that my respect for that oldschool stuff isn't nostalgia. :)

      I'm wondering *why* the percentage of quality stuff amongst modern top 40 is so much lower.
      There is some good modern stuff, don't get me wrong. However, it's too hard to find. :(

      Even if the oldschool stuff is amazing, I don't want to get too hung up on it; I don't want to limit myself entirely to just that.

      (I have picked up on some modern stuff I like, but the majority of my music collection is definitely pre-1980, at least pre-1990)

      (FYI, I thus define "modern stuff" from my perspective as 1990s and 2000s. I do have some of it, for sure, although I don't wish to draw out the list here)

      Granted, the march of time has filtered out much of the junk that *was* around a few decades ago.

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    162. Re:Um, what? by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1

      Why stuff like this gets posted and news items I submit such as "NASA's Kepler spacecraft hurtles past moon's orbit" are rejected?

    163. Re:Um, what? by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      Really? so as a christian I can't enjoy music from other religions? I should just Chuckle to myself and move on? Man I would have to remove a lot of music from my favorites. No I am pretty sure I picked the right word with vendetta. People choose to reject Christianity then move against anything tied to it. I think it is entertaining to watch people be all about "Religion is a farce and I am over it" then reject everything that has the word Christ in it. If it didn't matter, then why do you care so much?

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    164. Re:Um, what? by Spaseboy · · Score: 1

      most small places don't allow charges under that to be put on plastic.

      FYI, there is no credit card company that allows vendors to place a minimum charge amount. If you come across a vendor that claims they have a minimum amount, contact your card carrier and report them because they're breaking the agreement they have with the card carrier and, in some states, they're also breaking the law.

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    165. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's OK, you can go back to your packaged American TV. I heard Seinfeld is on reruns everywhere... hurry up you might miss it... he's soooo clever.

    166. Re:Um, what? by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      Chances are, if you don't like Christian music, it's because you listened to it on the radio.

      Ya I agree there, I can't listen to contemp christian radio....drives me crazy. There is a lot of great music out there they just don't play it.

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    167. Re:Um, what? by Apatharch · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If you're into good music you'll quite rightly hate them with the fury of a thousand burning suns.

    168. Re:Um, what? by antic · · Score: 1

      Also see Girl Talk's Feed the Animals:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feed_the_Animals

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    169. Re:Um, what? by pureevilmatt · · Score: 1

      The music itself isn't so bad. It's the lyrics and the singer's voice that make Nickelback bad. But most of all, it's their fans. I blame Canada.

    170. Re:Um, what? by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      And also prohibited from demanding ID. Unfortunately, a lot of businesses just don't seem to care about following the merchant guidelines they agreed to.

      BTW, don't bother reporting them to your bank, call Visa directly: 1-800-VISA-911.

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    171. Re:Um, what? by Mr2001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As opposed to the bloodsucking leeches in sweatpants that can't think up their own guitar riffs or lyrics, and so they use someone else's? Or the bloodsucking leeches that are too cool to pay for any of the entertainment they want? Those kind of leeches?

      Er, no. See, leeches in real life are little critters that suck blood out of bigger critters. They nourish themselves at someone else's expense, hence the metaphorical use.

      "Bloodsucking leeches in suits" makes sense in reference to someone who sues musicians, because he's enriching himself at the musician's expense: if he prevails in court, that musician will have to pay a hefty settlement. The dude in the suit gets richer as a direct result of the musician becoming poorer.

      But it doesn't make sense to call the musicians themselves "leeches", because they're not removing the original content. If you mash up 50 YouTube videos to make a song, the original 50 videos are still there for anyone to watch. You're not enriching yourself at someone else's expense, you're just building a new work on top of the existing works you see around you -- and the term for someone who does that is "artist".

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    172. Re:Um, what? by treeves · · Score: 1

      Maybe strange grammar your article includes.

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    173. Re:Um, what? by Scooby+Snacks · · Score: 1

      You can... buy music?

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    174. Re:Um, what? by treeves · · Score: 1

      actually 74 minutes, but the other plus is that they sound better than mp3s. Yeah, I expect that's opening that old can of worms...

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    175. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet this isn't where the band got their name from. It was actually taken from an occasion when a band member got 5 cents in change... a nickel back. The band explained this on a Canadian news program at the CBC. I believe it was "The Hour".

    176. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew football players weren't always the sharpest tools in the shed, but little did I suspect I could be milking them for 40-cents on the dollar in the dime-to-penny trade.

      In short, where the f*** did 6 -> dime come from and how is that "predictable"???

    177. Re:Um, what? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I didn't post shit about any music except The Black Keys. Slashdot's new UI is lousy (empirically) but usernames aren't entirely obfuscated by stupid whizzy Web 2.0 gadgetry. Yet.

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    178. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In terms of covers, all non-writers are essentially cover artists... for the writers who may never have performed a song themselves. Are symphonies not composed of musicians? Musicians are anyone who creates music. Create is as much creating the audio as the written song which will become the audio. Hitting play shouldn't count, as the skill / work isn't in hitting play, but the creation of the signal burned onto a CD that will come out when play is hit.

      With a good enough sound card, theoretically no one but singers and writers are needed. Watch the fireworks when mainstream music decides it doesn't need full bands anymore, and refuses to deal with them.

    179. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to know a kid who listened to that crap. He was a "Michigan Baptist" whatever that is. He was my college roommate, and his music collection was ENTIRELY centered around Jesus.

      Every! Single! Song! mentioned Jesus in the title.

      He informed me imperiously that I was not allowed to play rock and roll in "his" room because the devil was PHYSICALLY PRESENT in the audiotapes and would leap out and steal our souls if I did so.

      Of course, I'm a slashdotter...

      I went right out and bought a copy of Alice Cooper, Prince of Darkness and blasted it every time I was in the room. I also went to Spencer's and bought a styrofoam skull and several black candles. I stuck the candles in the skull, wrote scary faux-latin all around it, and kept them lit.

      The kid PANICKED. I mean, he totally freaked out. My suite-mate Jay, from the other room, finally told me to knock it off when he heard my plan to buy an Oxford American Dictionary, paint the cover with latex to make it look bound in skin, and glue a silver pentagram to the spine (for my bookshelf, you know, tasteful!).

      He finally left the room when I spent a week fucking my ex girlfriend in there, and told him "we don't care if you come in, we love virgin sacrifices". I hear he moved in with a hippie from across the quad.

      I'd love to be a fly on THAT wall...

    180. Re:Um, what? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Here's an interesting look at what it takes to enter the Christian music scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmOUnZDJxO0

    181. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a quotation, you *#!#n.

    182. Re:Um, what? by JAlexoi · · Score: 1

      Nope. He's actually on a double dose this time. Because, there are some words you can understand :)

    183. Re:Um, what? by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      The problem is, actually, communities that have gotten it into their heads the extreme version of this - if it is popular, it is bad. I'd be lying to myself if I said event this community doesn't suffer from that.

    184. Re:Um, what? by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page.

      Can anyone explain what the hell this means?

      Sure, be happy to. The guy in the article thinks his "mashup" is the next big thing, the alpha and the omega, etc. Fine. So he is saying two things that each have two parts:

      The First Thing:
      Buy some cheap Ramen noodles, and second part "on a credit card"
      SUBTEXT: if you don't agree with him, you're a loser who needs to go live on cheap, non-nourishing stuff, that is if you can get credit (because anyone is already poor (in addition to stupid) if they don't see the brilliance in this guy's "next big thing")

      The Second Thing:
      Lie about your past, and second part, to get a shitty job. Since we're probably all broke and stupid, by default (according to this moron's subtext), we also need to INVENT some good-sounding FACTS about our WORK HISTORY, and use them in that online mlm-recruiter, everybody's-a-salesman mess known as LinkedIn, in a probably vain attempt to get illegitimate shit jobs.
      SUBTEXT: We're all poorly-qualified in the past, and desperate re: the future. Why? Again, because we don't see things exactly the same way as the deluded asswipe in the article.

      What the guy is really saying, without realizing it (because 'self-absorbed' and self aware' are two totally different things) is:
      "If you're smart, you'd be better off unemployed and living on the worst noodles ever for the rest of your life, than being me for a single minute."

      To which the reply is: "Of course we would."

      hth

    185. Re:Um, what? by eln · · Score: 1

      Yah, I realized it was actually Jamie who was off his meds, but by that time I had already hit Submit. Oh well, if my posts weren't riddled with inaccuracies, I just wouldn't feel like a part of the Slashdot family, you know?

    186. Re:Um, what? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I never really thought of Jars of Clay as a formulaic CCM band. If only because I have never heard another band like them. I am impressed by their orchestration and production.
      One of my favorite genres has always been Jazz-Rock fusion, and Blood Sweat and Tears, although they probably don't fall in the domain of CCM, just about everything they did was a spiritual.
      If you like Jazz/rock and CCM, check out Denver and the Mile High Orchestra. They remind me of Ides of March or Chase, but more Blood Sweat and Tears style lyrics.

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    187. Re:Um, what? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      what if your reaction is "this looks and sounds like ass" ?

      That's what they said about placing all kinds of fonts and all kinds of clip art on your newsletters (when the first real word processors came out). And that's what they said about Yahoo's front page during their heyday. Clearly, they were all wrong. Mixing and matching is totally cool. The more of it, the better. Personally, I'm looking forward to the day when those multi-media tools become even cheaper and easier to use, so then everyone will have something like this -- on their myspace page.

    188. Re:Um, what? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to hear about the changes. I should have mentioned that all of my information is about five years out of date. From what you and other posters are saying, the message has improved since my time and there are a few more original sounds out there. I'm afraid that at this point my taste has gone too far into mellow electronica to give CCM a fair shake, but it's good to know that listeners will be getting more lyrical and musical depth.

    189. Re:Um, what? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that Beethoven, Mozart, et. al. conceived some of their music in dark rooms.

      Beethoven conceived some of his best music after he had gone deaf.

    190. Re:Um, what? by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was thinking Lasse Gjertsen too. This is little different from what he did with Amateur, except perhaps requiring even more patience when cutting/arranging. Still, it's pretty funky stuff!

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    191. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The technique of a mashup (not the music itself) reminded me of Delia Derbyshire--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delia_Derbyshire--while she was operating in an analog world cutting tape to get precise notes, this digital combination is effectively a descendent of that process.

    192. Re:Um, what? by Ledsock · · Score: 1

      I couldn't watch the whole thing. It just gave me an uncontrollable urge for Fanta...

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    193. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you have synesthesia.

    194. Re:Um, what? by syousef · · Score: 1

      what if your reaction is "this looks and sounds like ass" ?

      Then you're not the target audience: 12 year olds on Ritalin.

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    195. Re:Um, what? by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1

      Starbucks was never $1.45.

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    196. Re:Um, what? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the most common chord prograssion is not one that follows the circle of fifths simply because nearly all music on the radio today maintains the same key signature throughout the song. Without a key change, the circle of fifths is not related to the music at all.

      The most common chord progression is likely to be
      V-I, which is the final two chords of pretty much every Western pop song written in a major key.

    197. Re:Um, what? by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      I swear, someday, in the middle of the discussion about the launching of Win7 with a full brigade of astroturfers roaming the tubes and hordes of frantic penguins over the keyboards everyone and anyone in the mother of all battles in the saga of OS wars.. this will be the know as the new rick roll, you will be Kublbocked.

    198. Re:Um, what? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      A lot of people happen to like ass.

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    199. Re:Um, what? by Rulian · · Score: 1

      Maybe because in '09, some nerds still like NASA (mostly) useless stuff and some nerds just like funk and mashups ?

    200. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I know what non-technical people feel like when listening to technical people talking about networked hardware.

    201. Re:Um, what? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      If this is the future of music, then the future is bleak indeed.

      As opposed to... the very bright present of music? Oh noes, this funk doesn't match to a nostalgia-soaked idealised bygone era where half of the singer's lyrics would be directions for his musicians such as "hit me!", "to the bridge!", "1 2 3 4!". Instead we'll have to content ourselves with funk made from individual pieces of music put together by some guy on a machine. Teh horror, it's like the 80s, 90s and 2000s all over again!

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    202. Re:Um, what? by tacocat · · Score: 1

      I admire the creativity to see and pull all these bits together into a single piece. Particularly when all of these people were doing something individually.

      It's not the future of music or the future of entertainment. But it's a wonderfully creative picture of how people can watch 8-12 videos and orchestrate them into bits 'n pieces that form a complete piece.

      For what he did here, I think it's great! It's not a replacement to anything as it's completely reliant on people making music like they always have. But it's a very creative extension of The Jam.

    203. Re:Um, what? by frsmith · · Score: 1

      But it works!
      Superb piece of music
      And 'who you gonna sue - all players
      Funk starts in the dark and moves into the light.
      Cheers
      Bob

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    204. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but the only sentence I could understand in your post was:

      Okay, so what does this have to do with anything?

    205. Re:Um, what? by brady8 · · Score: 1

      If it sounds good then who cares? I know from a talent perspective that they're shit, and they recycle songs, but I still find myself humming the lyrics way after I'm done listening. At least a few of their songs are catchy - just listen to what you enjoy, and don't analyze the shit out of it.

    206. Re:Um, what? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Oh, cool. You are right about the UI and I should have paid attention. So you were replying to the radiohead guy then and not me? Cuz if that's the case, your post makes WAAAY more sense.

    207. Re:Um, what? by houghi · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering *why* the percentage of quality stuff amongst modern top 40 is so much lower.

      It is quantity over quality. My parents had a LOT of albums when they were young. Around 50 or so. That was a LOT in that day and age. Many did not even own a player, let alone an album. When I was young, I had also had a lot of albums compared to my friends. Some 150 or so, where all my friends had between 10 and 50.

      Now that is the amount of music you can take with you and that needs to be filled.

      Another reason is that dumbing down the music is making you more money then having higher quality music. If it takes 2 years to make a great album, you can make 4 lousy ones in the same time and make twice as much.

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    208. Re:Um, what? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Something went wrong here; If this was true wouldn't high unemployment figures be a good thing?

      Another strawman.

      You build the tractor so the farmer can ride on it instead of behind the plow. The net result is he can provide more food for more people, with less effort. The net result is a better quality of life for all, over time.

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    209. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For fuck's sake, move to a city that doesn't suck or stop whining.

    210. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think U2 and Coldplay are in the same genre as Radiohead you are obviously retarded. Do you run the RIAA or something?

    211. Re:Um, what? by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you call "good" music. Some people like Green Day, some like Marilyn Manson, some like Sonata Arctica, some like Britney Spears or Playhouse Disney music.

      Personally, I don't have any specific band or genre I like. I just hear a song, and if I like it, I keep listening.

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    212. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's just me, but this guy is actually kind of cute, and his voice is fine. The video is terrible, but if he wants his primary audience to be six year olds on crack... who are we to stop him?

    213. Re:Um, what? by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      That's my problem: while the musical content has improved somewhat, it's becoming less and less distinguishable from the non-Christian artists that the labels also own. I'm all for the sound improving, but the nature of Christian music leads it to require a fundamentally different approach to music making.

      When I think back to the 80's and early 90's, while there was plenty of serve-God-elsewhere fodder to be had, there were those "classic" songs like "He is Exalted" by Twila Paris, Amy Grant's "El Shaddai", Rich Mullins' "Awesome God", pretty much anything by Phil Keaggy and Keith Green. All of the above artists had talent, and even if you weren't particularly fond of their style, you knew that they had a message that they believed in. Some Christian bands today have more of a conviction than others (as was the case back then), but when an artist has to be huge like Rebecca St. James (who IMO is one of the few CCM artists who still work with the concept of being a Christian first and an artist second) in order to get more than 2-3 albums produced, it smells too much like the rapid turnover model used by the secular labels that isn't a positive trend for them either.

      On a similar note to yours, I am still irked that it's difficult to impossible to find good Christian trance music.

    214. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like Agape Fest has languished in recent years

      I should hope so. Who wants a fest dedicated to Goatse emulators. Yuck.

    215. Re:Um, what? by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I'll second the kudos to Phil Keaggy -- he's an amazing musician, an amazing performer, and (gasp!) refreshingly original.

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    216. Re:Um, what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You do realize that American Idol was originally started to promote or vet for record labels right? Each one of the judges own their own labels or parts of each others. It's a test bed for what will make them money. Just about anyone who makes it on the show has proven to be a possible money maker even if it's small time. The ones who get kicked off earlier just make less money then the ones who stay longer.

    217. Re:Um, what? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      78 minutes when they push the spec to its limits and shorten the lead-out or something stupid (which I hate, BTW, especially since it's harder to get 650 MB CD-R media anymore).

    218. Re:Um, what? by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm confused about what CCM is or I just have a very narrow view of it, or maybe you do. I like Red's Breathe Into Me and Already Over, Skillet's Whispers in the Dark and Flyleaf's I'm So Sick and some others. I had no idea any of then were christian bands or that the songs were in any way religious until I read it on Wikipedia. Now that I know it, I see the religion in the songs, but it's not blatantly religious, let alone christian. So I'd have to agree with the GP, if you refuse to listen to CCM then it's not because you aren't christian, it's because it is.

      Then again, none of those bands are listed on Wikipedia's CCM page so maybe I'm totally off base here.

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    219. Re:Um, what? by pbot · · Score: 1

      I think the whole point is that the way IP is controlled would prevent the crazy, chaotic, and completely awesome music and video kutiman has created. If this type of individualistic creativity is repressed via legal controls, then we miss out as a culture. So even if you don't like the music, its a bit of an analogy. I agree, this type of mashup music is not new, but I think where its source of origin comes from - the very public itself - is the truly awe inspiring part. Mass media created by the masses.. .sounds like I've heard this talked about before...

    220. Re:Um, what? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Ok, time to open the poles!

      What that
      - A pre-pubescent boy with a bad hairdo?
      - The worlds ugliest flat-chested chick with a worse hairdo?

    221. Re:Um, what? by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      Then you're a complet fucking pleb and need a kick up your arts.

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    222. Re:Um, what? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm deaf, but you obviously can't read. Nowhere did I say I LIKE Metallica, or I HATE Radiohead. I quite like both about the same. I just don't pretend one is the downfall of humanity, nor is the other the savior of all mankind, kinda like you did.

      And I play quite well--well enough that my music scholarship paid for college. I've played on a chart hit (albeit a total one hit wonder). I don't write music at all, but that doesn't disqualify me from being a "real" artist.

    223. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if your reaction is "this looks and sounds like ass" ?

      Then congratulations, you have an opinion about something. Call Ripley's.

    224. Re:Um, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fantastic when one person dictates the rules of art appreciation for everyone else.

  2. Mashups by Spazztastic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't speak for most people, but I personally can't stand mashups. I don't find anything entertaining about it, there's maybe three I've heard out of all that have been good. It falls into the same group as artists like 50 cent taking "Crazy Train" and putting it into a song as background vocals or whoever did the same to "Riders on the storm."

    In short, get off my lawn!

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    1. Re:Mashups by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't like them much either, but this isn't like, "Michael Jackson Thriller vs. Enya Watermark" or some other odd thing... if you watch TFV(ideo), he takes a collection of single-instrument tracks from other YouTube videos and mixes them all together to make a Funk song. It's pretty neat, though I have to confess to liking funk.

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    2. Re:Mashups by Swampash · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have you listened to these ones? They are good. REALLY good. Not just "clever" but really frickin' good COMPOSITIONS, and I'm not even taking into account the jaw-dropping editing skills this guy must have. If you haven't watched yet: http://www.thru-you.com/

    3. Re:Mashups by krilli · · Score: 1

      I despise the word "mashup", and people who use it too much, and the whole whiny hipster self-crucification feel of the discussion ...

      BUT

      Have you heard the infamous Cassetteboy records? They alone are worth all the hullaballoo about the genre.

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    4. Re:Mashups by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

      Me neither, I don't even like the word mashup. Mashups betray a lack of talent/knowledge/education/ability - and in the case of the word itself, a lack of rich vocabulary.

    5. Re:Mashups by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Without mashups, we'd all be able to touch M.C. Hammer.

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    6. Re:Mashups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torrent for MP3s:
      http://www.btmon.com/Audio/Unsorted/kutiman_Thru_You_zip.torrent.html
      WARNING: btmon displays banner ads that are NSFW.

    7. Re:Mashups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good compositions?

      They are ok, I guess.

      It all reminds me of the kind of music we were swamped with in the early '90s, that strange hinterland between the death of the stand alone sampler and cheap computer daws.

      Endless hours of people's record collections chopped up over a funk beat. No long instrumental breaks or chord changes, as you couldn't fit them in the sampler's memory.

      I found it boring then, and I find it boring now.
      In the same way I'd rather watch one good actor giving a monologue with meaning, than all the best explosions from a thousand films edited together.

    8. Re:Mashups by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      It's a decent funk groove, nothing particularly good but it'll get your ass shaking. But I can't figure out how it's the future of entertainment - mashups and mixups go back decades, and funk itself is thirty-forty years old. The future of music is endless mostly OK amateur retro mixups and mashups? I don't view that as good thing at all.

    9. Re:Mashups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need more than one groove to qualify as a composition. Finding a bunch of musicians who are playing at or around the same tempo, in 4/4, in the same key, on the same groove...not my definition of composition.

    10. Re:Mashups by captainjaroslav · · Score: 1

      I won't even listen to a guitar player unless he/she mines the metal for the strings and hand-crafts them his/herself. I mean, really, BUYING strings that somebody else made?! It's so uncreative!

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    11. Re:Mashups by genner · · Score: 1

      Without mashups, we'd all be able to touch M.C. Hammer.

      Yes but who would want to.

    12. Re:Mashups by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      I won't even listen to a guitar player unless he/she mines the metal for the strings and hand-crafts them his/herself. I mean, really, BUYING strings that somebody else made?! It's so uncreative!

      What if they are playing acoustic with nylon strings?

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    13. Re:Mashups by drew · · Score: 1

      I generally can't stand them either, but the term mashup hardly does justice to what this guy has done. The level of talent and work that went into this (at least in video and audio editing even if you're not impressed by the composition itself) is a far, far cry from somebody singing their own vocals over the top of an old song.

      That said, the comparison to Elvis is completely ridiculous. Elvis at least performed his own songs and so his success was due in large part to his own ability to perform. While this guy may be a talented editor, the music can only ever be as good as his source material.

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    14. Re:Mashups by captainjaroslav · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all, nylon is only a poor replacement for good old-fashioned cat gut. Again, if the player doesn't eviscerate the cat him/herself, then it's not really art.

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    15. Re:Mashups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out Girl Talk...he's the best mash-up artist out there. A little heavy on the hip-hop, but very danceable.

    16. Re:Mashups by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Hmm, nice warning--as if going to a torrent site weren't NSFW enough, there are naked chicks at the bottom!

    17. Re:Mashups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short, get off my LAN!
      FTFY

    18. Re:Mashups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty neat, though I have to confess to liking funk.

      Nominated for Most Unfunky Thing Ever Said.

    19. Re:Mashups by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Well, I am white...

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    20. Re:Mashups by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      mashups and mixups go back decades, and funk itself is thirty-forty years old.

      I don't think the submitter meant that amateur funk was the future of entertainment. His point was more sensible, but not one that I agree with: if some amateur could produce something this good with found scraps on YouTube, then the big boys should be scared. Or, more simply, modern equipment has made the gap between amateur and professional musical entertainment get small enough that it should scare the professionals.

      Personally I think that professionals will always have a place, at the very least finding talent. Most people don't look at finding a gem in the rubble as a hobby - they just want to tune to a station that will play music that they like.

      But amateurs having more exposure... that can only be a good thing. This particular example may be nothing spectacular, but it still is better than at least 90% of the album filler crap that the so-called "professionals" release. It's a rare album that doesn't have significant amounts of crap on it...

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    21. Re:Mashups by aftk2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you. Well said. I think "the future of entertainment!!1!" is a bit overstating it, since entertainment has to be good on its face, rather than good based on how difficult it was to pull off - but that said, these are freaking amazing. Most Slashdot commentors right now are displaying are remarkable level of either knee-jerk negativism, get-off-my-lawn style myopia, or a shocking lack of understanding of just how difficult this was, technically.

      Seriously, slashdot: wtf? if you're not willing to approach this as a musical achievement, approach it as a technical achievement. It's a music and video hack, if you will. I see fewer negative posts in the style of "why would someone even want to?" when somebody retrofits an arcade cabinet with MAME or puts Linux on a digital watch.

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    22. Re:Mashups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    23. Re:Mashups by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      It's on youtube, fool. It's Web 2.0. It's a Määääääsch Up! Where have you been? Don't you know that combining exiting things in novel ways was invented together with HTTPXMLResponse?

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    24. Re:Mashups by CycleFreak · · Score: 1

      or whoever did the same to "Riders on the storm."

      That would be Mark Vidler, aka Go Home Productions. He does some absolutely genius remix / mashups / whatever you want to call them.

      Click the mp3 link and you will find some free downloads as well as many mashup vids hosted by YouTube.

      Not sure if the mix can still be found on his site, but the "Superchunk Mix" Part 1 and 2 is simply stunning. Near the end of part 2, there's a very cool mix using Bowie's "Under Pressure".

      Then, immediately after, is an exceptionally cool mash-up using AC/DC (Back In Black) and Queen (We Will Rock You) with a lead-in from Run DMC and then tosses in some Led Zeppelin too. Then, just at the very end, you hear I heard the news today, oh boy.... Squeezed some Beatles in there!

    25. Re:Mashups by camperdave · · Score: 1

      But I can't figure out how it's the future of entertainment - mashups and mixups go back decades, and funk itself is thirty-forty years old.

      With today's computers and software, *anybody* can do a mashup. There's no longer any need for hundreds of thousands of dollars of video and audio equipment. There's no need to rent studio time.

      The future of music is endless mostly OK amateur retro mixups and mashups? I don't view that as good thing at all.

      Every good artist out there started as a talentless hack, and progressed through the OK amateur phase to get to where they are now. The key thing now is the barrier for entry is lower because equipment is cheap. It will mean a huge increase in the signal to noise ratio, but it may well bring some good signal that was unavailabe before.

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    26. Re:Mashups by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      What if they are playing acoustic with nylon strings?

      Nylon? Feh. I string my guitar (which I carved myself out of a log) with catgut from cats I hunt with arrowheads I chip myself. I set it up in a unique tuning then play original songs written in scales of my own devising.

      It's a pain, but it's the only way to keep from infringing somebody else's "intellectual property".

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    27. Re:Mashups by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      If I recall some rap artist also used "Riders on the Storm," I don't think he was the one I was referring to.

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    28. Re:Mashups by badasscat · · Score: 1

      Seriously, slashdot: wtf? if you're not willing to approach this as a musical achievement, approach it as a technical achievement.

      I think the point most people are making is that it's been done. It's not that most people are saying "oh, anyone could do this" or "this is terrible in a qualitative sense", what they're saying is that there's nothing revolutionary about it because other people have done the same thing before. I think they're commenting more on the submitter's point than on the video itself.

      I doubt the guy who made this thought to himself "wow, this is something that nobody has ever done! and it's going to change the face of music!" He's not the one who's getting all hyperbolic about it. So nobody's trying to take him down. Obviously this was difficult. At the same time, though, a piece of entertainment needs to stand on its own - its difficulty doesn't really matter to the final product - and not everybody is going to be into the song he actually made.

      But the submitter and/or original article did go way overboard. This is not the future of entertainment. People have been doing stuff like this for years. It may be a component of the future of entertainment, just as professionally produced, major label music will be. But it will probably be a relatively small component, as it is now and has been for the last 15-20 years.

    29. Re:Mashups by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      It's on youtube, fool. It's Web 2.0. It's a Määääääsch Up! Where have you been? Don't you know that combining exiting things in novel ways was invented together with HTTPXMLResponse?

      Actually, it's XMLHttpRequest </pedantic>

    30. Re:Mashups by CycleFreak · · Score: 1

      Right. Vidler's mashup is actually title "Rapture Riders" and is a Blondie / Doors mix. Quite good, but probably not what you meant. I saw "Riders On The Storm" and it reminded me of that mix.

      Oh, found a link to download if you are interested.

    31. Re:Mashups by mcvos · · Score: 1

      That said, the comparison to Elvis is completely ridiculous. Elvis at least performed his own songs and so his success was due in large part to his own ability to perform. While this guy may be a talented editor, the music can only ever be as good as his source material.

      Not in this case. While much of his source material was good, he has also taken some completely crappy youtube performances and made them the basis of his song by cutting them up completely.

      (I agree the comparison to Elvis is ridiculous, however. Elvis was a performer, this guy is an editor.)

    32. Re:Mashups by drx · · Score: 1

      Indeed Mashups are not "the future of entertainment", they are just one possible way to create new stuff. When they are presented as a case against current copyright law i think it weakens the point very much.

    33. Re:Mashups by LParks · · Score: 1

      Watching and listening to mashups like these, I liken them to some flashy and fast guitarist playing a lead. I just keep thinking "wow, that takes a ton of skill," but that doesn't make it good music.

      There are some great songs with quality fast and flashy leads, and there are some great songs made with mash-ups (Girl Talk's mashups comes to mind since they also have a good live experience). However, this is not the future of music.

      Sampling has been used to make music for the last quarter century, and these mashups are just the logical extensions of that. It is just another tool for making music, and adding video doesn't really add much to the experience.

    34. Re:Mashups by openfrog · · Score: 1

      Compare the resulting mashup of "Just a Lady":
      http://www.thru-you.com/#/videos/7/
      with its main source:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAPkRqpZfjE&feature=related
       
      ...in whatever order, and you will appreciate the work and artistry involved in these mashups. It is truly amazing,
      and beautiful.

    35. Re:Mashups by dracocat · · Score: 1

      Did you watch it?

    36. Re:Mashups by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      But amatures have always been able to produce music of similar or better quality than "professionals".

      There's nothing _hard_ about writing and performing music, assuming you're a musician. (Which is exactly as difficult as everything else in life - if requires the desire to do it, and the discipline to practice)
      The hard part is making it worthwhile if you ever want to do it more than just in your out-of-work hours.

      Mashups don't solve that problem - they solve the problem that doesn't exist: generating content.

      That doesn't mean they're not interesting, just that they're not the future of entertainment.

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    37. Re:Mashups by DarkIye · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah. Basically, Slashdot is shitting its pants over something called 'sampling' which has been going on everywhere in electronic music pretty much since its inception and elsewhere besides for the last 40 years at least. So, yeah, you guys, chill out.

    38. Re:Mashups by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      But amatures have always been able to produce music of similar or better quality than "professionals".

      But they have not been able to record it with comparable quality. You needed access to a recording studio.

      That doesn't mean they're not interesting, just that they're not the future of entertainment.

      Mashups certainly aren't, but anyone can go and download this... distribution is solved. Recording and distribution were always two of the reasons that we needed the record companies. The third was talent location. The record companies are no longer needed for recording and distribution and so their domain now lies in talent location. And frankly, most of what I buy from the record companies is crap - so they aren't really adding that much in their role as a talent filter. Hopefully, popular decent self-published music will scare them into being more selective with their talent so that they can fall into their new role.

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    39. Re:Mashups by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      But they have not been able to record it with comparable quality. You needed access to a recording studio.

      That hasn't been true for more than ten years - and that's just on the DAW side of things. You just have to know what you're doing.

      It's even less true these days considering that whatever quality advantage studios have is obliterated by dynamic compression and limiting before it gets released.

      Also if Youtube is considered to be a competitive distribution method, then you certainly don't need the highest possible production standards to compete.

      Distribution has never been a problem - it's always been easy to distribute your own content online. Publicity and acceptance of the distribution method was a problem initially, but it's been a long time since that was an issue.

      There is exactly nothing new in this article from the point of view of the state of the art of music production and distribution. It's like the author of the article just wanted to post a "hey look at this" article, but felt like he needed to justify it by making up a bunch of crap about the future of entertainment to go with it.

      However, that doesn't change the fact that the mashup itself is still pretty impressive for its own sake :)

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    40. Re:Mashups by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That hasn't been true for more than ten years

      I guess we have different definitions of "recent" :)
      In any case, while audio has been like that for 10 years, it is more recent with video. This little mashup video would have required thousands of dollars worth of equipment 10 years ago.

      Also if Youtube is considered to be a competitive distribution method, then you certainly don't need the highest possible production standards to compete.

      How so? I believe that YouTube supports pretty high quality video now - better than traditional broadcast TV in any event.

      Distribution has never been a problem - it's always been easy to distribute your own content online.

      First of all, there was no online at all until pretty recently. Second, while it is easy to post your content online, serving something that is popular is NOT easy. Until very recently, it was also expensive. Now it's both easy and free.

      Publicity and acceptance of the distribution method was a problem initially, but it's been a long time since that was an issue.

      I disagree... I think the "sign with label, get played on the radio, sell your CDs" path is still by far the most common. Certainly it accounts for the largest volume of music.

      There is exactly nothing new in this article from the point of view of the state of the art of music production and distribution.

      I agree with you, though things rarely change overnight. It, at the very least, offered an opportunity to reflect on how much things have changed.

      Personally, I don't think that the big media companies are going anywhere - but I think their role will slowly change to de-emphasize the distribution part of their job. In the case of music, they may even lose most of the recording part of the business. But there is still plenty of money to be made doing the marketing/filtering side of things.

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  3. But without copyright protections... by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Funny

    nobody would ever produce music, art, or literature. Which is also why works need to be protected for a century or longer.

    1. Re:But without copyright protections... by agnosticanarch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      nobody would ever produce music, art, or literature. Which is also why works need to be protected for a century or longer.

      This is, of course, why no one ever produced any music, art, or literature before copyright protection was in place. *ahem*

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    2. Re:But without copyright protections... by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed, and also why nobody produces any cultural products in countries without aggressive copyright enforcement.

      Future generations will look back on this time in history and wonder why the recording industry was so hot to protect top 40 crap-pop.

    3. Re:But without copyright protections... by Splab · · Score: 1

      Think your sarcasm detector needs a bit of tuning.

    4. Re:But without copyright protections... by bgray54 · · Score: 1

      What's that? I'm detecting a hint of sarcasm in the parent post.

    5. Re:But without copyright protections... by Ontheotherhand · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are so right. I have this fantastic Sci fi epic just waiting to explode from my creative body, and then I imagine someone, somewhere reading it (or listening to it) without paying me money, and my creative juices all dry up. I'm waiting for the death sentence for copyright infringement. then I will definitely start writing.. (after I finished fallout 3 again, obviously. using just a spoon) ps. you were being sarky, weren't you?

    6. Re:But without copyright protections... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Especially after the artist has been dead for 50 years.

      And I say this as someone who's family still gets royalties from music my grandfather wrote in the 1940's.

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    7. Re:But without copyright protections... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's also why without the Sonny Bono (Mickey Mouse) Copyright Extension law of 1998, Ub Iwerks would never have been inspired to create Mickey Mouse for Walt Disney 70 years earlier. And who can blame him?

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    8. Re:But without copyright protections... by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>why no one ever produced any music, art, or literature before copyright protection was in place

      They did produce music, but they also had crap jobs. Johannes Bach was little more than a choir director for his local church - and he hated it with a passion. At least today, with protection of songwriters' creations, they can live better lifestyles.

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    9. Re:But without copyright protections... by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah, but without that passionate hatred, his music would have suffered and we wouldn't even know his name much like those child actors that we wonder whatever happened to (and what their names were). =)

    10. Re:But without copyright protections... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It could be worse.

      Imagine the classics of Shakespeare and the like (or worse, Socrates and Plato) would have only been available on DRM locked EBooks.

      We've already lost such a load of important classic literature, imagine important literature and plays like these were still produced and would be lost forever as soon as nobody can play that CD anymore because it cannot be duplicated to another medium.

      Future generations will look back on this time and, hopefully, they will think we lived on the works of the great composers, writers and other artists of the past and we didn't feel the need to create anything new because all we already had was so fine. Do you really want them to dig up a time capsule containing the CDs of some American Idiot winner?

      I do NOT want to be judged for this by future generations!

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    11. Re:But without copyright protections... by pla · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Future generations will look back on this time in history and wonder why the recording industry was so hot to protect top 40 crap-pop.

      Probably not. I suspect future generations will look back and ask, wide-eyed, "Wow, they could just steal arbitrary two-note sequences from other artists dead less than the full millennium required by Disney? Didn't they worry about getting the death penalty?"

    12. Re:But without copyright protections... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      I've got a few ideas rattling around inside my head as well for some sci fi stories. My problem is, I vaporlock the instant I remember that the current copyright laws exist to give single artists a pass for the rest of their lives, corporations a steady stream of effortless income, and l*wy*rs a fucking job. I figure that what's in my head was probably used before, if not by Shakespeare or somebody in copyright prehistory, then somebody with nasty raw meat eating l*wy*rs, and if it wasn't, it'll get stolen and copyrighted by some corporate fuck and I'll get sued again.

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    13. Re:But without copyright protections... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      At least today, with protection of songwriters' creations, they can live better lifestyles.

      WAHHH.

      When did it become a requirement that we should coddle artistic people?

      They can get a day job just like everyone else.

      Jeebus, they are no better than anyone else. Quit fricking worshiping them. They do not deserve anything better than anyone else. If all copyrights were abolished today, nothing world shattering would change other than the ability of artists and their agents to run around extorting money out of everyone who dared to play their song.

      The fans will still go to the original artist playing the songs. nothing would change other than the inflated pricing and income fixing.

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    14. Re:But without copyright protections... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      So... because they're "artists" they deserve to have the government force everyone to support an opulent lifestyle for them, while the rest of us have "crap jobs" and have to work every day for our money? That doesn't really sound like a good deal for most of the people, the ones who the government theoretically should be representing...

    15. Re:But without copyright protections... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      They did produce music, but they also had crap jobs. Johannes Bach was little more than a choir director for his local church - and he hated it with a passion. At least today, with protection of songwriters' creations, they can live better lifestyles.

      False. Now, if you said "At least today, with protection of songwriter's creations, a few lucky lottery winners can live better lifestyles" then you would be spot on because even today 99.999% of songwriters, performers, etc, see no significant increase in their financial situation due to their artistic work.

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    16. Re:But without copyright protections... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>why no one ever produced any music, art, or literature before copyright protection was in place

      They did produce music, but they also had crap jobs. Johannes Bach was little more than a choir director for his local church - and he hated it with a passion. At least today, with protection of songwriters' creations, they can live better lifestyles.

      I got news for you: Artists today still overwhelmingly need crap jobs to make ends meet.

      But businessmen get to buy exclusive rights for the couple hundred bucks the artist needs to make rent that month; and then get rich on the IP they conned out of the creator! Yay?

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    17. Re:But without copyright protections... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Sorry this may be an inflammatory comment but my humble opinion is, if profit is going to make or break your creativity and your desire to create a work with it then you're no better then the big corporations out there. People should do what they love to do. Teachers should teach because they love to teach, doctors should be doctors because they want to heal people.

      I realize this is all very 'pie in the sky'. The capitalist system wrecks it all, I agree. But if someone wants their art to be pure, should not they of all people strive to free themselves of the binds of the system? This is why the 'best' art in history is created by people that came from seedy bars, or the street corner. This is why much of the best art came before the big corporations and why we hate them so today. They take a pure work, wrap it in blisto-pack, and mangle it so that it can be heard by the ignorant masses and not speak volumes to the few to which it was first intended.

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    18. Re:But without copyright protections... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they can live better lifestyles."

      why is that a compelling state interest?

    19. Re:But without copyright protections... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>When did it become a requirement that we should coddle artistic people? They can get a day job just like everyone else.

      In which case they won't have time to make the music, books, videos that we love. Lousy solution.

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    20. Re:But without copyright protections... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>because they're "artists" they deserve to have the government force everyone to support an opulent lifestyle for them?

      The average television writer earns about $15,000 a year. Not opulent.

      And the government protects your wages too. Should the gov't stop that protection, such that your employer can decide not to give you a paycheck for the last two weeks of work? I say "no". That's why government exists - to protect our rights.

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    21. Re:But without copyright protections... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      nobody would ever produce music, art, or literature. Which is also why works need to be protected for a century or longer.

      This is, of course, why no one ever produced any music, art, or literature before copyright protection was in place. *ahem*

      Ever been to a book/music store and seen anything that's not copyrighted? There you go, nothing was made before copyright.

    22. Re:But without copyright protections... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Bach was not popular in his day, and so had to have another job to support his family ... where he wrote and performed music!

      Most Classical composers worked for a living either in music (Teaching, running choirs, opera companies etc) or in other non-musical professions, some had patrons that commissioned them to write music but many did not for most of their careers

      They made money from their music by staging performances not by selling the rights to the music, and when they were popular they could make decent money from it, and were encouraged to continue by the fact that they could not continue to live off their older works forever

      They either had jobs to have a stable income between income from their music, or they starved...

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    23. Re:But without copyright protections... by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>>But businessmen get to buy exclusive rights for the couple hundred bucks the artist needs to make rent that month; and then get rich on the IP they conned out of the creator! Yay?

      I defer my answer to someone who knows the business better than me: J.Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5:

      You're missing the point. Several, actually.

      First, having talked to distributors, I can tell you straight up that if a show has had too much online exposure and too many downloads, if it's too much out there, they won't distribute it because the market that would want to see it already has. So you're helping to destroy any chance of a show getting picked up. The logic of "well if I watch it that'll help to create a market for that show" is a convenient untruth downloaders tell themselves that has not once ever been validated. It just never happens. It's just a justification.

      Second, when you download a show (and most of the shows that are downloaded don't fall into the category of "there's no other way to get it," they're downloads of popular shows and movies)..... it's not just that you're denying the producers/distributors of that movie or TV show the "price" of the DVD (or the commercials not watched). You're also having a direct impact on the creative people who made that show, and taking from them as well.

      Actors, writers and directors get paid a fee to make a project, and then they get residuals, which are not a bonus, they are deferred compensation. If the show does well, they share in that; if the show tanks, they share the risk. When shows are downloaded free, those creative people get nothing. Why should this matter? Residuals are what keeps actors and writers and directors able to survive the lean periods between jobs, and those are legion. Those periods can last a year or two sometimes, during which your ONLY source of revenue is residuals.

      They help to insure that the talent pool is available when needed and not out working day jobs to make ends meet.

      Downloaders think there's no difference between data and entertainment, that everything should be free. Great, it's free to YOU. Now, how do you propose paying the people who produce these shows at the costs of millions of dollars, and the people who need to put food on the plate when they are getting nothing in return?

      jms

      From: "jmsatb5@aol.com"
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      Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:36:27 -0700 (PDT)

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    24. Re:But without copyright protections... by conureman · · Score: 1

      Do you mean Johann Sebastian Brahms?

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    25. Re:But without copyright protections... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      I read that the other day, and I immediately thought of the Slashdot crowd. And nobody can say that JMS is one of those useless idiots that makes one top-40 album and then lives off their recording contract and television commercials for the rest of their lives. He was writing television shows and comic books for something like 30 years before "making it big", and now he's working on half a dozen scripts at a time. Definitely the kind of person that artists should aspire to be.

    26. Re:But without copyright protections... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      >>>But businessmen get to buy exclusive rights for the couple hundred bucks the artist needs to make rent that month; and then get rich on the IP they conned out of the creator! Yay?

      I defer my answer to someone who knows the business better than me: J.Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5:

      Completely off topic.
      If you want a celebrity author's take on my point, it's Neil Adams and his fight against DC in the name of Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel.

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    27. Re:But without copyright protections... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The average television writer doesn't get royalties from the DVD sales. The actors get paid way more than they're worth. The system is screwed up, and mostly in favor of the gatekeepers, not in favor of the actual people creating. And if it is in their favor, it is obscenely in their favor. Such as Tolkein's family still drawing a paycheck from his creativity.

    28. Re:But without copyright protections... by shermo · · Score: 1

      Movies and songs are completely different things. Total cost to produce a 'top quality' song is a few thousand dollars with today's technology. Total cost to produce a quality movie is a few million.

      I can see musicians making a living without restrictive copyright laws. I'm not so sure about filmmakers, and I won't mourn them that much.

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    29. Re:But without copyright protections... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      >>>When did it become a requirement that we should coddle artistic people? They can get a day job just like everyone else.

      In which case they won't have time to make the music, books, videos that we love. Lousy solution.

      People have been making music, books and videos since time immemorial. Well, maybe not videos, but certainly music.

      In fact, did kutiman get paid for making these videos? He still managed to find time to make them.

    30. Re:But without copyright protections... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      False. Now, if you said "At least today, with protection of songwriter's creations, a few lucky lottery winners can live better lifestyles" then you would be spot on because even today 99.999% of songwriters, performers, etc, see no significant increase in their financial situation due to their artistic work.

      And in any case, most artists make more money by performing than by selling recordings. And you don't need copyright to make a living from performances. You just need a ticket price.

    31. Re:But without copyright protections... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You mean, to make those guys write good stuff, we just need to humiliate and torture them real hard? Hmm... *eyes the top100* ... this is an interesting idea on so many levels...

    32. Re:But without copyright protections... by svank · · Score: 1

      +1: I sure hope this is a joke

    33. Re:But without copyright protections... by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      That would mean that they are much more stupid than we are and so deserve to die anyway.

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    34. Re:But without copyright protections... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>fight against DC in the name of Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel.

      It's precisely for that reason why writers went on strike last year. The solution is stronger contracts to protect writers/artists income, not downloading their works for free without payment. You;re not helping; you're merely being as "bad" as the businessmen. I'm going to quote another piece of JMS which I think applies specifically to you:

      iIt seems to me an odd statement to say, "Boy, I really love this show (comic, book, song, ...) so much that I'm going to download it and hurt their income and possibly destroy their ability to tell more such stories in future, THAT'S how much of a fan I am."

      The problem is that people don't like to be corrected, don't like to be told that they're doing something wrong. They are defensive, and arrogant, and pushy, and they feel that the world should give them anything they want because they want it, period. The technical term for these people is deadbeats. The kind of guys who come to stay at your house for a weekend, end up staying for a month, eating your food without paying for it, using your car without sharing gas costs, and get pissed off when you ask that they share the burden.

      Me, I don't associate with guys like that. Your mileage may vary.

      jms

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    35. Re:But without copyright protections... by Ontheotherhand · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. I definitely wrote the matrix in my head long before the film. well, not the crap bits... or some dude in a long leather coat, which was pretty cool. And in my version you could see through clothes, if you wanted. er I suppose the porno version has also been done already, right?

    36. Re:But without copyright protections... by Ontheotherhand · · Score: 1

      you've got me pegged about right. I just want the money. that said, unless you take me seriously, the people who influence our governments to sell out more of our rights to this intellectual property wheeze are the scum of the earth. as mostly are the government, i guess.

    37. Re:But without copyright protections... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Copyright was invented after the advent of the printing press and subsequent widening of public literacy. As a legal concept, its origins in Britain were from a reaction to printers' monopolies at the beginning of the eighteenth century. In Britain the King of England and Scotland was concerned by the unregulated copying of books and used the royal prerogative to pass the Licensing Act of 1662 which established a register of licensed books and required a copy to be deposited with the Stationers Company, essentially continuing the licensing of material for the benefit of printers that had long been in effect. The Statute of Anne in 1709 was the first real copyright act, and gave the author in the new state of Britain rights for a fixed period, after which the copyright expired.

      No books, songs, plays or art existed before the year 1660. Ummm yeah....

      Are you really that horribly uneducated? copyright is a very new thing. before 1660 it did not exist.

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    38. Re:But without copyright protections... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I'm going to quote another piece of JMS which I think applies specifically to you:

      iIt seems to me an odd statement to say, "Boy, I really love this show (comic, book, song, ...) so much that I'm going to download it and hurt their income and possibly destroy their ability to tell more such stories in future, THAT'S how much of a fan I am."

      How does that apply to me?

      Unless by me you mean "that strawman I've made".
      STFU&DIAF already.

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  4. Ice ice baby by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Theirs goes, 'ding ding ding dingy ding-ding.' Ours goes, 'ding ding ding ding dingy ding-ding.'

    The future of entertainment seems so old (so old).

    1. Re:Ice ice baby by Samschnooks · · Score: 5, Funny
      Thanks a lot! Now I have the bass line from Ice Ice Baby going through my head!

      Pay back:

      The Oscar Meyer Weiner song. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner ..."

      Or "Who wear's short shorts..."

      God, if you say, "What?" I've never heard of those." I'll have to put this onion back on my belt. Because that was the style when I was growing up. Right after the Vietnam War. Ford was President and this Peanut farmer from Georgia was running against him, Chevy Chase loved to make fun of Ford on that new show "Live on Saturday Night". Taxes were....

      What were we talking about again?

    2. Re:Ice ice baby by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Ice wish Ice were an Oscar short-shorts baby..."

      DJ Bemopolis Out. Peeaccceee!!

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    3. Re:Ice ice baby by oodaloop · · Score: 3, Funny

      You really should take heed. I hear he's a lyrical poet. He's from Miami, in case you didn't know it.

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    4. Re:Ice ice baby by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now I have the bass line from Ice Ice Baby going through my head!

      Could be worse.

      You could be sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner. Waiting at the corner for the man to pour the coffee, and he fills it only halfway and before you can even argue he is looking out the window at somebody coming in.

      Du du du du, du du-du du, du du du-du, du du du du.

    5. Re:Ice ice baby by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh, do quit your whining! You think having "Ice Ice Baby" stuck in your head is bad? At least Korn put out a nice remake of THAT one! Have you played Bioshock yet? You play that damned game for any length of time you'll have "Mr. Sandman" and other old 50's muzak crap stuck in your head for freaking days, because that's whats playing in all the malls! And you can't even shoot the damned speakers! AAAARGH!

      And when I finally stay far away from that game so that damned "Mr. Sandman bring me a dream" crap isn't floating through my head like a stuffed up toilet, what happens? I walk into Walgreens to get some sinus pills and guess what starts playing over their damned speakers? That's right "Mr. Sandman bring me a dream" and again with no damned way for me to shoot the damned speakers! AAAARGH!

      Compared to THAT song "Ice Ice Baby" would be a blessing I tell you!

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    6. Re:Ice ice baby by Samschnooks · · Score: 1

      "Ice wish Ice were an Oscar short-shorts baby..." DJ Bemopolis Out. Peeaccceee!!

      What?!? Like I said, we wore this Onion on our belt....

    7. Re:Ice ice baby by HokieGeekinMI · · Score: 1

      Oh, do quit your whining! You think having "Ice Ice Baby" stuck in your head is bad? At least Korn put out a nice remake of THAT one! Have you played Bioshock yet? You play that damned game for any length of time you'll have "Mr. Sandman" and other old 50's muzak crap stuck in your head for freaking days, because that's whats playing in all the malls! And you can't even shoot the damned speakers! AAAARGH!

      And when I finally stay far away from that game so that damned "Mr. Sandman bring me a dream" crap isn't floating through my head like a stuffed up toilet, what happens? I walk into Walgreens to get some sinus pills and guess what starts playing over their damned speakers? That's right "Mr. Sandman bring me a dream" and again with no damned way for me to shoot the damned speakers! AAAARGH!

      Compared to THAT song "Ice Ice Baby" would be a blessing I tell you!

      Luxury! In my day, we had the sound from Space Invaders stuck in our head. Then the bleedin song was made about it. I'd have dreamed of having as nice a song as Mr. Sandman stuck in my head. p.s. Get off my lawn!

    8. Re:Ice ice baby by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You should at least tell the kids what this means. Even I had to ponder for a sec, and that was actually MY time! :)

      Wikipedia to the rescue.

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    9. Re:Ice ice baby by genner · · Score: 1

      Compared to THAT song "Ice Ice Baby" would be a blessing I tell you!

      Ok I don't know how this war got started but I'm ending it by telling you what I want. WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!

    10. Re:Ice ice baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks a lot! Now I have the bass line from Ice Ice Baby going through my head!

      ...and this is the problem with sampling. That bass line was sampled from a rather good song called Under Pressure, by Queen. Do people remember it as being a great rocking bass line that fits in and drives the song? No, they remember it as a cheesy poppy out of place piece of shit. On the bright side, at least this one is easy to cure - go grab a copy of Under Pressure by your favourite means and listen to it. Then you won't have to worry about Ice Ice Baby infecting your mind any more.

    11. Re:Ice ice baby by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      not infectious enough.... ....."Can you tell me how to get... how to get to Sesame Street........"

      Everyone why just read that and grew up in the USA or has children in the USA is screaming.... "NOOOOO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!"

      Next I'll start singing the song that never ends....

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    12. Re:Ice ice baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to break it to you, buddy, but that is just in YOUR head.

      Bioshock doesn't have that playing anywhere in the game, and Walgreens was playing Jerry Lee Lewis' "Walk right in, sit right down" that day.

      Time for you to get your head checked.

      Walk right in, sit right down...Walk right in, sit right down...Walk right in, sit right down...baby let your hair hang down.

    13. Re:Ice ice baby by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      and again with no damned way for me to shoot the damned speakers!

      I had to fight -very- hard not to laugh out loud while at work.

    14. Re:Ice ice baby by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      You chose an interesting earworm, given the topic.

      Wikipedia:

      In 1990, two secretive British record producers remixed "Tom's Diner" without Suzanne Vega's permission, grafting her vocals onto an infectious dance beat from Soul II Soul, and turning her simple ad-libbed outro into the song's driving hook.

      Vega's record company of the time, A&M, decided to buy the single and release it themselves rather than taking DNA to court for copyright infringement after consultation with Vega, who liked the interpretation, and DNA, who conducted the whole deal through intermediaries in order to hide their true identities. The remix became a much larger hit than Vega had with the song originally.

      It's not clear from my quotation that the original song "Tom's Diner" was a capella, just Vega's voice. The version most of us are familiar with is a mashup.

    15. Re:Ice ice baby by lgw · · Score: 1

      And now I have the a capella version running through my head (which isn't a bad thing). I always thought that mashup was lame. But clearly it was marketable, and this isn't a new idea. Wasn't there a band in the 60s or early 70s called Sly Sample that did sample mixes of Sly & the Family Stone long before technology made it easy?

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    16. Re:Ice ice baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks a lot! Now I have the bass line from Ice Ice Baby going through my head!

      Speaking of mashups and sampling; I think you mean the bass line from Queen's Under Pressure. It is the identical bass line and it predates Vanilla's one hit wonder by a decade. Not only that, but ice ice was the b-side of a cover song (play that funky music) single release. Queen was not credited on the original release. Vanilla permanently tainted a Queen masterpiece.

  5. um. by X_Bones · · Score: 1

    Is there even a story here? What's your point?

    1. Re:um. by krilli · · Score: 1

      The story is the context and how it's put forward.

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  6. Nice link, not by Pope · · Score: 3, Informative

    FFS, people, trim those goddamn YouTube links! This is all you need: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tprMEs-zfQA

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    1. Re:Nice link, not by internerdj · · Score: 1, Informative

      It wasn't my article, but being that I'm not very familiar with YouTube linking: the fact that you can trim that URL isn't immediately obvious from looking at the URL, thanks for the tip.

    2. Re:Nice link, not by mctk · · Score: 2, Funny

      FFS, all you need to do is click the colored words.

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    3. Re:Nice link, not by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      We try not to use that kind of insensitive wording anymore.

      You mean "words of ethnic descent".

    4. Re:Nice link, not by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hi, Bureau of Political Insanity here. I'm afraid your phrase "words of ethnic descent" is no longer the preferred phrase. We believe that this is still too much of a segregation between "words of ethnic descent" and "words of non-ethnic descent."

      From now on all words, regardless of hue, palette, or Pantone reference, shall simply be refered to as "words." For instance, these words are just words, they are not "coloured words", "words of ethnic descent", or "words which have been highlighted because they signify something different to any other word. They are just as useful as the other words, and we applaud their contribution to society without at all decreasing the contributions from all other words, regardless of origin."

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    5. Re:Nice link, not by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      all you need to do is click the colored words.

      LOL, that's what I was thinking... I can't believe anyone even NOTICED how long the link was!

      Try this one!

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    6. Re:Nice link, not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colored words?

      That's African American words, racist.

    7. Re:Nice link, not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not obvious?
      Was this the first time you'd seen a GET URL?

    8. Re:Nice link, not by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      So what's the politically correct term for a 'hyper' link?

    9. Re:Nice link, not by jsiren · · Score: 1

      So what's the politically correct term for a 'hyper' link?

      'Special' link?

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    10. Re:Nice link, not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word!

    11. Re:Nice link, not by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      energetic reference

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    12. Re:Nice link, not by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      They are just as useful as the other words, and we applaud their contribution to society without at all decreasing the contributions from all other words, regardless of origin.

      What are you trying to imply by "other", you bigot?

    13. Re:Nice link, not by svank · · Score: 1

      This post does not discriminate on the basis of age, sex, religion, race, sexual orientation, color, disability, national and ethnic descent, standards-compliace or hyperlink target.

      It is an equal opportunity parent post.

  7. Wow by TinBromide · · Score: 1

    I suppose that this is just the kind of spark that you spend the first 15 seconds thinking "Wow, who would have thought of it?" And then spend the rest of the video realizing that it makes perfect sense. You take all of the individual artists, a guy with a web cam and some spare time, and combine them together into a one time use band or orchestra. We compile our kernels with individual modules, why not our music?

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    1. Re:Wow by bytesex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what's called a 'recording studio session'.

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    2. Re:Wow by Swampash · · Score: 1

      It's been done for years - some of the most well-known pop albums of the eighties and nineties were composed and arranged entirely by the producer with no personal involvement by the musicians. But the thing is, the musicians KNEW they were being sampled and turned into an album. The source videos for http://www.thru-you.com/ were plucked out of thin air, so to speak.

    3. Re:Wow by TinBromide · · Score: 1

      I suppose, but its also the digital equivalent of alchemy. In the eighties and ninetys, the sampled artists would most likely be listenable to on their own and the mix would be the sum of its parts. You could play the sampled artists at a party and not clear the dance floor.

      However, in this case, he's pulling from wierd instrument solos and lessons as well as regular solos and stand-alone vocals, each, on its own would be barely watchable on the merits of musicality, but combining these baser parts with some tweaking, he came out with, well, "music gold". You play a guitar lesson youtube video, and all but guitar players and the like are bored, you could probably get away with playing some of the other mashups at a club of some sort and not get any complaints.

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    4. Re:Wow by Zerth · · Score: 1

      It is pretty awesome that he could mix all those disparate parts. As for making super-sampled youtube music This guy did it using just himself back in 06. He can't play for shit, but he recorded himself hitting each drum and pressing a bunch of keys on a piano, loaded it into a tracker and made some music out of it (skip the first 90 seconds of drum solo)

    5. Re:Wow by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Just like all other records built by sampling? :p

      The only difference here is that the source material is from YouTube rather than crate-digging, and so comes with attached video...

  8. Amazing by grapeape · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow that made my morning, not usually a fan of mashups but that was truly inspired, like garage band on acid. Somewhere im sure there is a lawyer about to blow a gasket trying to wrap his head around a way to even approach something like this.

    1. Re:Amazing by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was terrible. If that was the future of art, then I might as well jump off the nearest cliff now, because it was just terrible. I have heard better "music" from this:

      dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/dsp

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    2. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer the delightful sound of yes > /dev/dsp

  9. Hm by pudge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For a long-lived career, does a boot-strapping indie artist with giant niche appeal gain enough from a big-company relationship to offset the loss in agility, equity, and flexibility?

    No, but you need to be able to actually do things live. Mashups won't make you any money, unless, of course, you can sell them, which you can't do if they aren't IP-clean.

    1. Re:Hm by BigJClark · · Score: 1


      Don't quote me on this, but after a protracted battle between Sony and 'Beatallica', they now release CD's for sales. I have to imagine a royalty kickback for 'beatallica' as they are the artists behind the creation.

      I'm actually surprised beatallica hasn't been mentioned in context of this discussion, as they've set the high water mark for mashups, and have battled through all the IP issues, but then again, I didn't RTFA.

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    2. Re:Hm by thatoneguy_jm · · Score: 1
      No, but you need to be able to actually do things live. Mashups won't make you any money, unless, of course, you can sell them, which you can't do if they aren't IP-clean.

      Tell that to Girl Talk.

    3. Re:Hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Talk_(musician)

    4. Re:Hm by pudge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, he is successful because does live performances. A lot of them. Which is what I said.

    5. Re:Hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure about that? I humbly submit mashup DJ Girl Talk, who not only sells his CDs (in addition to freely distributing the download, Radiohead style) but performs fantastic shows across the country. I saw him last November in Pittsburgh, and I can't wait to see him again in June at the 80,000 person strong Bonnaroo festival.

    6. Re:Hm by pudge · · Score: 1

      How is it three people responded "Girl Talk," who does live shows, when I explicitly excepted people who do live shows? :-)

    7. Re:Hm by c64k · · Score: 1

      The artist who did thru-you, *is* a multiinstrumentalist. He does play live.

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    8. Re:Hm by pudge · · Score: 1

      The artist who did thru-you, *is* a multiinstrumentalist. He does play live.

      Then he fits the broad profile I described for someone who could make a living at this.

    9. Re:Hm by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      Better, tell it to Timbaland and Universal. Oh, someone told him:

      'On February 9, 2007, Timbaland commented on the issue as follows in an MTV interview:"It makes me laugh. The part I don't understand, the dude is trying to act like I went to his house and took it from his computer. I don't know him from a can of paint. I'm 15 years deep. That's how you attack a king? You attack moi? Come on, man. You got to come correct. You the laughing stock. People are like, 'You can't be serious.'"'

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    10. Re:Hm by pinkj · · Score: 1

      For a long-lived career, does a boot-strapping indie artist with giant niche appeal gain enough from a big-company relationship to offset the loss in agility, equity, and flexibility?

      No, but you need to be able to actually do things live. Mashups won't make you any money, unless, of course, you can sell them, which you can't do if they aren't IP-clean.

      have ANY of you heard of DJ Shadow's Endtroducing? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endtroducing.....

    11. Re:Hm by fullfactorial · · Score: 1
      The mashup itself might not make you any money, but it can make you famous. And being famous helps sell your non-encumbered followup.

      See Danger Mouse for details.

  10. Lawyers? We don't need no stinkin lawyers for this by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

    He says 'if your reaction to this crate of magic is "Hm. I wonder how we'd go about suing someone who 'did this' with our IP?"

    Disclaimer: I watched the video. I also RTFA. Sorry.

    I thought if one is using 10secs (I'm unsure if there is a real number or duration) of any video, song, or literature it is not 'reproducing' or distributing IP or copyright, but Fair Use, and therefore not against a civil or criminal law.

    I don't buy the 'this is your future Elvis' bit for a second. While entertaining, and technically/artistically well done, its not appealing enough to make me watch the other videos.

  11. Burn! by krilli · · Score: 1

    That is a pretty well written article. Yup. Merlin Mann is a smart guy, and I've seen him be a bit over-nice, but now he's fed up and hitting back. And it's quite the lashing. And he's absolutely right.

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  12. Gasp by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page. Because, this is what your new Elvis looks like

    Right! Wait. What?

  13. Awesome. by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I write music... well, modest little piano pieces. I haven't uploaded any videos of me playing to youtube (yet), but I would be THRILLED to find that my stuff had been reworked into something like this.

    Then again, I have considered issuing my tunes as open source (there's some places to do that online.)

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    1. Re:Awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open source or public domain?

    2. Re:Awesome. by Eil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then again, I have considered issuing my tunes as open source (there's some places to do that online.)

      Yeah, there are a bunch of "free music" sites. Also if you haven't heard about it yet, check out Creative Commons. They do open-source-like licenses for media and have taken care of all the hard work, you just pick the variant that works best for you and post your content somewhere.

  14. Re:Lawyers? We don't need no stinkin lawyers for t by rjmx · · Score: 1

    I thought if one is using 10secs (I'm unsure if there is a real number or duration) of any video, song, or literature it is not 'reproducing' or distributing IP or copyright, but Fair Use, and therefore not against a civil or criminal law.

    Individually, maybe not (IANAL, so I don't know). However, if you're producing several minutes (don't know how long the video is; haven't RTFA) composed of many different IP or copyright materials, is that still fair use?

    I'm not saying that it is or it isn't; I'm just asking.

  15. You thought wrong by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Informative

    I thought if one is using 10secs (I'm unsure if there is a real number or duration) of any video, song, or literature it is not 'reproducing' or distributing IP or copyright, but Fair Use, and therefore not against a civil or criminal law.

    You thought wrong. This is commonly thrown around /. as if it's gospel, but the fact is there's no magic number that qualifies something as fair use.

    Traditionally, the fair use defense is based on four factors, one of which is the "amount" or "substantiality" of the work that's infringed. That language is as murky as it sounds. The movie 12 Monkeys got in trouble for showing less than a minute of a weird looking chair, and if things hadn't been worked out, it could have been enjoined from distribution. If you're unlucky enough to have infringed the "heart" of the work, even if it's only 5% overall, you might not have a fair use defense.

    There are a number of cases that involve sampling, and the way things have gone, it seems that the current consensus is "license it, or don't sample." Hell, even if you do license, you might not be off the hook - remember the whole "Bittersweet Symphony" debacle?

    It's unfortunate, but this is the current state of things.

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    1. Re:You thought wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember the whole "Bittersweet Symphony" debacle?

      On the bright side, it did give us a good example of irony in song naming that doesn't involve Alanis Morrisette.

    2. Re:You thought wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there are four criteria, and I would argue it falls under fair use for all of them:

      1. The purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;

      This is posted on youtube, definitely not for profit.

      2. The nature of the copyrighted work;

      By turning clips of a fair amount of single tracks together, it should not be hard to argue that the nature of each one is substantially changed.

      3. Amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole;

      This one is fairly murky, since different copyrighted clips make up the whole video.

      4. The effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.

      Would anybody seriously not watch any of these videos because they watched this compilation? Also depending on where he got the videos they likely don't make any money at all for the copyright holders.

      All in all, I would say that "Kutiman" has a very strong case for fair use.

    3. Re:You thought wrong by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      2. The nature of the copyrighted work;
      By turning clips of a fair amount of single tracks together, it should not be hard to argue that the nature of each one is substantially changed.

      FYI, the "nature of the copyrighted work" doesn't refer to transformation; it refers to whether the original work was more "creative" vs. "factual"; i.e., there is more leeway granted for fair use in the case of factual material (copying journal articles) v. creative material like works of fiction (the idea being that there is less reason to need to rely on a work of fiction than a factual work).

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  16. Nice by phyrz · · Score: 1

    +1 most random slashdot summary ever?

    videos freakin cool though

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  17. Like rap taking pop riffs? by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    Mashups seem like a fun idea and the one on the main page is pretty cool. One would probably need to get rights to the various clips included though, the same way I believe rap artists who use riffs from the Police in the background need permission, pay royalties, etc.

    The work isn't unique so its original crafter deserve some credit. It's unfortunate that "credit" means "cash" instead of just a line of text showing the artist's name.

  18. The original content has to come from somewhere by Consul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These mashups don't appear in a vacuum. They have to get their source content from somewhere. There will always be a market for original work, if only to feed the mashup machine. Now, I would personally find it sad if the original creators were relegated to being raw material for commercially-successful mashups, but hey, it's a free market, and if that's what the kids want...

    I personally think Kitoboy's accomplishment here is more one of editing than one of actual creating. Still, an enormous amount of work went into it, if not creativity.

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    1. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by Consul · · Score: 1

      That should read "Kutiboy's accomplishment". Someday, I'll learn how to proofread.

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    2. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by Fross · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would disagree, you're implying the only value in a mashup is a sum of the creative value of the original pieces. When dealing with a mashup of well-known tracks, this is certainly true, but in this case, he is certainly not taking well-known riffs or tracks, just a huge bunch of anonymous samples and working them into something complete and awesome.

      I have huge respect for the guy, I've been DJing for 15 years and done my fair share of mashups, and recently been getting into video editing. What he did is not only inspired and creative, but an enormous amount of work and an absolutely mind-blowing amount of vision to put these things together from their individual components to begin with.

    3. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I would disagree, you're implying the only value in a mashup is a sum of the creative value of the original pieces. When dealing with a mashup of well-known tracks, this is certainly true

      I completely disagree. That's like saying that all of a song's creative value is equal to the sum of its notes and words. Different mashup artists can come up with extremely different results of highly different quality given the same raw material to start with.

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    4. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by rhizome · · Score: 1

      There will always be a market for original work, if only to feed the mashup machine.

      Where do you draw the line that delineates "original?" Going to the source material, a YouTube video of a guitar player describing "The Mother of all Funk Chords," is not based on originality when they are consciously invoking the historical significance and use of a specific chord.

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    5. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      I somewhat agree, but hey if building your work on the backs of true artists is your thing, then who are we to say, get a real job?

      I don't really think it's particularly creative anymore, it's just sad. Like a five year old's magazine collage hanging from the fridge. But I'm sure he sweated over each detail and he wants us to believe that it shows originality.

      I don't think the original artists should sue him, just ignore him would be more fitting.

    6. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >I personally think [Kutiboy's] accomplishment here is more one of editing than one of actual creating.

      I'm unclear on the difference.
      If I'm writing using the English language, aren't I just editing? since I didn't invent the language?

      Editing, in writing, is generally considered to mean changes intended to clarify a work or to make it adhere to some ruleset. I don't think TFV was aiming for either of those.
      That is actually the whole point of patents and copyrights: they acknowledge that any creation people make belongs to all of us, in the same way that the language we all speak belongs to all of us, and in order to encourage people to create more stuff the laws provide a brief protection for creators, before their creations become part of society's mental furniture.

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    7. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by Eil · · Score: 1

      I personally think Kitoboy's accomplishment here is more one of editing than one of actual creating. Still, an enormous amount of work went into it, if not creativity.

      I wish more people had this perspective. Many of the clips that Kitoboy used seemed to be of people playing very standard chords and rhythms. Sure, they may have serious musical talent, but even if they did, it wouldn't matter. Kitoboy used his talent in making the video/song and it is a unique piece of art, even if the source material came from others. As a blatantly incomplete analogy, a lot of work and science went into creating paint of various colors over the centuries, but the paint makers aren't the ones who are admired and remembered by history, the ones who used the paint are.

      Also, I would like to vote to remove the word mashup from the blog/online community vocabulary. To mash something means to essentially pulverize it into a soft, mushy state. However, using existing objects, content, material, or code to create something new actually can take a good deal of skill and/or talent and does not in any way resemble the act of mashing.

    8. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He used samples of mostly single instrument chords and short melodies. It's not as if he took a complete tune and just added a drum track.

      Not granting him any creativity is a bit harsh, don't you think?

      Let's say you work with a midi wavetable synthesizer. By playing it, you are only rearranging a couple of instrument samples. No creativity on your part? I don't think so.

    9. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by EyeOn · · Score: 1

      I disagree that it's not creative. It's not like he took those original bits and used them whole cloth one on top of the other. He edited them, remixed how they were put together, stuttered them or restarted them or looped them in order to fit his vision of a new composition.

      It's like saying that Bach, Beethoven, etc weren't creative because they didn't actually play their own music. The main difference is here he's taking what's been played already and making it into a new composition instead of making a new composition in a vacuum. Which may arguably be even harder, since you're limited by your source material.

    10. Re:The original content has to come from somewhere by schon · · Score: 1

      These mashups don't appear in a vacuum. They have to get their source content from somewhere.

      *ANY* art doesn't appear in a vacuum. Musicians and artists have to get their inspiration and source from somewhere.

      There will always be a market for original work, if only to feed the mashup machine.

      Anyone who writes music, or a novel, who paints, or takes photographs or makes movies, and believes that they are completely "original" is clueless. *EVERY ARTIST* is influenced by other art.

      Mashups are just a digital extension of this principle.

  19. Re:Lawyers? We don't need no stinkin lawyers for t by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    I dunno. In the late 80s people sued because a few seconds of their songs were being samples and reused... and they won. It was ruled copyright violation because apparently if you hear a song with a three-second chunk of "Abbey Road" in it, the Beatle's market is ruined, you now have no reason to buy their product.

    Sortof the same way you'll now never buy "The Sun Also Rises" because this comment of mine contains some of the same words.

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  20. I wonder how we'd go about suing someone? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    Too late. Artists in the early 90s (like the infamous MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, DJ Jazzy Jeff and "the fresh prince" Will Smith) were already sued for "sampling" of previously-released records. The outcome was that artists could still sample other person's music, but they had to PAY for it.

    So the precedent is already there. The only question is if they think it's worth the effort to sue you. If you're a nobody, probably not, but if you just sold a platinum record, better hire a lawyer.

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  21. Creative Commons by Fri13 · · Score: 1

    First thing what I got to my head was "Is this licensed with CC?". Well, mayby not but this is exactly how CC has marketed itself.

    All the artists of the "band" can be around the world, never meeting each other or contacting and people could mix their art and product new art from it, by same license.

    Just CC by-sa (or what is the new license versions, if I remembere correctly, it is always "share alike") and you are mentioned in the credits.

  22. Fair Use? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    That may very well be fair use (in the USA).

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    1. Re:Fair Use? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      posting a video on youtube does not grant viewers a royalty free license to use that content however they see fit.

      That being said, the video was quite amazing.

      If I start posting on youtube, I will preface all my videos with a CC-BY-SA 3.0 license.

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    2. Re:Fair Use? by Locklin · · Score: 1

      Fair Use, by definition, doesn't require a licence. Of course, using CC-BY-SA is a much safer and more productive way of going about this type of thing.

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  23. Re:Lawyers? We don't need no stinkin lawyers for t by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

    Well, mash-ups and the remix culture being fast and loose with IP and copyright could be compared to how the king co-opted some parts of African American music that he had exposure to, and made it his own.

    Or am I reading too much into this?

    Also, last time I checked my Elvis CD collection was is my Dad's house, gathering dust. Can't really say that I am a fan, although obviously it is historic and all that jazz.

    So maybe Elvis isn't everyone's Elvis.

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  24. IP = by jag7720 · · Score: 1, Funny

    IP = Imaginary Property

  25. Call me a Luddite by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But the future of entertainment is not a 320x240 flash video with a "mashup" of random songs.

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    1. Re:Call me a Luddite by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Depends on who you talk to. Personally, I thought that video was a horrible waste of electricity, but apparently some people consider it artistic and want more of it. Then again, I also cannot stand techno, or any other "music" that requires all the effort of hitting some buttons.

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    2. Re:Call me a Luddite by Panseh · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree, but this mashup certainly did not throw together random sounds together.

    3. Re:Call me a Luddite by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      Techno or any other "music" that requires all the effort of hitting some buttons.

      I bet you think yourself mighty insightful, but exactly what do you do in order to play say, a piano? Beethoven was just hitting some buttons.

      So how about you get off your high horse, and just admit that you don't like techno simply because you don't like it. This is fine, you are entitled to a personal opinion. Just don't claim your opinion is due to some inherent inferiority of the genre... it's not.

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    4. Re:Call me a Luddite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might not be the future of entertainment for you.

      However, I enjoyed these mashups and will be looking for more. And technically it IS entertainment if someone enjoys it. I'm sure I'm not alone.

      The resolution of the video or your other critiques simply show that you have minor self-imposed limits to what you can enjoy. That's too bad.

    5. Re:Call me a Luddite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I KNOW right? It's like that horrid typing everyone does nowadays. Literature was much better when it was written with a pen. And quills, oh god! don't get me started on quills; I'm already shaking just thinking about how awesome it used to be. Books these days are useless. How can you call yourself an 'author' when you only push buttons?

      In all seriousness, if it's so damn easy then why aren't you performing in front of a large crowd of people who are throwing money at you? Oh, right, it's not easy. I'm going to go ahead and assume you're 15, as it would give me hope that you might one day grow out of your idiocy.

    6. Re:Call me a Luddite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. It'll be something a bit more like ow my balls.

    7. Re:Call me a Luddite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...a piano? Beethoven was just hitting some buttons.

      LOL, the piano (or pianoforte as it was originally called, I'll let you look up what that means) is a touch-sensitive instrument, meaning how hard or soft you press each key affects how loud or soft each note is. That means phrasing and dynamics enter into it. How much of today's "music" even has dynamics at all?

      Oh, and there's also the fact that on a piano you have to press every single note. You can't just enter a riff once and hit "repeat" like you can with software.

    8. Re:Call me a Luddite by Gotenosente · · Score: 1

      You're right. It's the present. I'm very entertained by this.

  26. This Isn't New by Goody · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's called sampling. Many artists have done it, but one you should check out is DJ Shadow. He takes old 45s, samples the smallest components and assembles them into songs. He admits that copyright laws haven't caught up with it yet, but they will someday.

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    1. Re:This Isn't New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man that was me riffin on a guitar in 1975, damn my career aint been so well since then and he sold a hella load of records.

      Lemme git ma lawyers awn the phone.

    2. Re:This Isn't New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh boy so you're that sucker that signed the 40 year contract with us, our lawyers screwed you good, but it's all good now that you have some recognition right?

      Anyway you say it's definately you playing on one of those samples? Oh my, the damage that "Dj Shadow" must be doing to our image, he didn't even notify our legal team that he was using copyrighted material. Lets see, backdated licensing fees, market pulltion damages, legal fees of course, production costs, and lest we not forget all the effort put into management over the years.

      We'll be in touch.

    3. Re:This Isn't New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up, just because now someone samples the video along with the audio portion doesn't make this anything new...yawn.

    4. Re:This Isn't New by apagogical8888 · · Score: 1

      Personally I love DJ Shadow, but the tradition goes back way further than quantum in 1994, or the Beasty Boys tracks when Rick Rubin started going crazy in the production booth in 1984... Lee Scratch Perry was cranking out dub classics in like '72.

      The interesting thing to me is that taking professionally made music and remixing it is still production work. fat boy slim was "making" music in his basement. Then he became a pop icon, and was pretty upfront about the fact that he never had the opportunity to be a sell out, since he was in it for the $$$ from the get go. This however, is an amateur taking other amateur work and collaboratively making rocking music, like out of love. Not just music eiter, but a cool syncopated video.

      Truly, video killed the radio star, and the rise of the VJ may just be something new.
      The big thing is that fat boy slim was able to secure the rights to his samples by cutting people into the royalties. For the right cut the rolling stones rolled over. This guy is taking individuals fully crediting them and mixing their work that they put up for free for people to see. Who is being harmed? This isn't about what are the labels going to do, but more what are the entertainment lawyers going to do when the labels never owned this stuff in the first place? Further, if you are posting yourself singing into a webcam I am assuming you aren't really litigious.

      One last comment, to anybody who is concerned that this isn't musical enough... I am betting you have never see the sun rise after dancing like a freak for six hours to a dj who never actually touches an instrument. Maybe you should.

    5. Re:This Isn't New by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      It's not that the copyright laws "haven't caught up with it" - it's that a copyright clearance bureaucracy has emerged based on the assumption that all sampling is illegal. So folks like Shadow get away with it in part because they lean toward obscure samples that aren't as recognizable. Software will eventually change that; what really needs to change in order to foster this sort of creativity is the assumption that sampling is ipso facto illegal.

  27. how is this the future of entertainment? by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    Are they saying the music is the future of entertainment? Because sampling started in the past.

    Are they saying 4 minute videos of 3 seconds loops is the future of entertainment? Even if this were to displace all music videos, videos are not the bulk of the entertainment industry. People seem to like to watch content which is 23 or 100 minutes in length and is not composed of small loops of video repeated.

    This guy seems to be the new EBN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Broadcast_Network), which means he'll be nearly forgotten in just a few short years.

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  28. It was 20 years ago today by iminplaya · · Score: 1
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  29. Not really that amazing... by Raistlin77 · · Score: 1

    While I agree that it takes talent to do this, this is no more amazing than a typical DJ that mixes various tracks to make their own. The only difference here is that "kutiman" used tracks taken from YouTube that include video. The only bit of extra work put in here is a little bit of video editing, and only to the extent that he/she selected which video clip is displayed at any given point. Any DJ could do this as it is all synced by audio, not video.

    1. Re:Not really that amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the difference is, that most of the sources are hobbiests, random people, random videos.

  30. EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK by unclepedro · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't get me wrong, I think this kind of stuff is AWESOME. But it's not novel.

    Emergency Broadcast Network was doing this kind of stuff in the early 90s, and released a record, Telecommunication Breakdown, that was all made in this style. They even wrote software to do it, and U2 had them do the ZooTV footage for one of their 1990s tours (including the alternate "Numb" video with machinery.) There are videos online. Their work was also a critique of the role of media, marketing, broadcast media, etc., so there was an extra political layer in there.

    That said, I think the remixing of video samples in the same way that we remixed audio samples in the past is definitely an obvious (yet delicious) advance in the way we make music... or video... or art or whatever you want to call it.

    Here's a link to get you started on EBN:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Broadcast_Network

    1. Re:EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great info, EBN is incredible. These are another great example of the failure of current copyright laws. Such artists should not be made out as criminals.

    2. Re:EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get me wrong, I think this kind of stuff is AWESOME. But it's not novel.

      Emergency Broadcast Network was doing this kind of stuff in the early 90s,

      I remember EBN - they were TrIpPy :) Remember that scene with the guy playing the drum bit (around 3:10)?

      It's in here:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf8cWuxweyk

      fReAkY!!

      and released a record, Telecommunication Breakdown, that was all made in this style. They even wrote software to do it, and U2 had them do the ZooTV footage for one of their 1990s tours (including the alternate "Numb" video with machinery.) There are videos online. Their work was also a critique of the role of media, marketing, broadcast media, etc., so there was an extra political layer in there.

      That said, I think the remixing of video samples in the same way that we remixed audio samples in the past is definitely an obvious (yet delicious) advance in the way we make music... or video... or art or whatever you want to call it.

      Here's a link to get you started on EBN:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Broadcast_Network

    3. Re:EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK by unclepedro · · Score: 1

      I should have posted this link too; it's pretty classic EBN, and more accessible than some of their earlier stuff. This version also includes some footage from their live shows.

      ELECTRONIC BEHAVIOR CONTROL SYSTEM

    4. Re:EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK by unclepedro · · Score: 1

      Haha.. I'm a loser. Someone just posted this. :(

    5. Re:EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used to come up to MassArt all the time in Boston and show a bunch of stuff they couldn't release due to copyright - I still watch their stuff and listen to em all the time, they started with analog and really pushed digital technology at the time, fantastic stuff.

    6. Re:EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I wonder if U2 would have ever gotten interested in this sort of stuff if it wasn't for Negativland?

  31. Wrong. by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful
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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Wrong. by Spazztastic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Creed.

      They broke up. Scott Stapp will remain a piece of crap.

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    2. Re:Wrong. by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      We were talking about music. Also, everyone knows Puddle of Mudd is the worst band to ever claim to be making music while actually delivering a sonic assault that, if used in war, would violate the all articles of the Geneva convention simultaneously.

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  32. Evolution, no Ramen Required by deliciousmonster · · Score: 0


    This is just the video counterpart to girltalk [http://www.myspace.com/girltalk].
    </technical>
    <cultural>
    With the disparate production values, skill levels, eras and even ethinicities, it's a pretty compelling statement about how music can unite us.
    </cultural>
    <emotional>
    Absolutely amazing. Immediately added them all to my Muziic playlist.
    </emotional>
    <legal>
    He's fucked.
    </legal>

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  33. Well-Deserved Kudos, But Not New by pz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Kutiman, the artist who did the Thu-You audiovideo compositions, did a marvelous job. As other posters have noted, these songs are generally good compositions, beyond the novelty effect.

    But, seriously, there isn't that much new here. These really aren't even mash-ups, because such extensive editing has happened. The classic mash-up, Dark Side of The Moon played against The Wizard of Oz retains the originals in great part, and while their combination brings a sum that is greater than the individual parts, it would be difficult to argue that it would qualify for fair-use exception from copyright protection.

    The Thru-You project deconstructs the source material into individual components and re-assembles as an entirely new whole. There is no question of copyright violation because it is clearly a derivative work. It's an exceptionally cool idea, and in this case done very well, but collaging isn't new, even within the music industry.

    There are entire genres of popular music that are devoted to construction of new songs from sampled components of other songs. Perhaps the first genre where this happened with distinction was House music, starting, what, 20 years ago? Of course, the more technology advances, the more deconstructed-reconstructed the music can become, but still, someone like club master Stephane Pompougnac has been publishing his Hotel Costes line of recompositions for 10 years now.

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    1. Re:Well-Deserved Kudos, But Not New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Musically, the guy is good, but it isn't groundbreaking. What makes it SEEM so groundbreaking is that it actually illustrates the disparate sources of all the tracks. We're SEEING where it came from instead of only hearing it. If the general public judged this by music alone, it wouldn't get much attention, in fact, might even sound a little screwed up in parts. SEEing where it came from definitely raises the appreciation level of it.

  34. Artistic gedanken experiment by rlseaman · · Score: 1

    So mashups are legally ambiguous. Try this variation. YouTube releases an API that permits indexing into any video at any point. Further, the API allows displaying the video within a region-of-interest on the screen. The API is multi-threaded.

    Under this scenario exactly the same artistic presentation could result, but without any prior editing. All that is being orchestrated is the simultaneous presentation of several works that were released precisely with the intent of display on remote desktops.

    It would only be at the point that an end-user captured the performance into a permanent file, thus completing the remix, that any possible infringement would occur. (Although then an argument of private use might pertain.)

    The art here (whatever one thinks of this New Elvis) is in the remix, not the permanent copy. These remixes could be traded as YouTube "scripts" - a form of extreme data compression - preserving the freedom of expression. Live performances could be organized using video projectors from laptops.

    If YouTube manages to make any money from my idea, I reserve the right to beg for my fair share. But then, maybe I should remix this message as a script that samples other messages.

  35. paint by wulfbyte · · Score: 1

    If a painter sells a work for a million dollars, does the paint manufacturer seek out an "equitable share"? Does the canvas producer say that the painter clearly built upon his product and without which the finished work could not have been done?

    Clearly the artist could not work without the materials of his medium and the paint and canvas and brushes were paid for, but the value of those things are not dependent on the value of the final work.

    I do not equate people with paint, but I believe the analogy holds true. The images and sounds that Kutiman uses are beautiful (or not) each in their own right and the final work could not exist without them, but to express value for them as a function of the value of the finished work is nonsensical.

    The idea that anyone should be sued for the creation of art is absurd and is only credible because of the desire for profit at any cost.

    I hope that each contributor is given recognition in some fashion, but also that each contributor in turn recognizes the creation of an artistic work beyond the scope of any of the individual samples.

    What then is fair compensation? Who can really calculate the value of art? Take a picture of me and sell it for a million, should I get a share? Would I care if it was sold for only a dollar? I did not buy the camera, the film or release the shutter; I took no risk, should I still be entitled to the reward?

    If I cut pictures out of a magazine and create a collage, should the magazine publisher feel entitled to sue me? The photographers? The newsstand where I bought the magazine? If my child does this for a school assignment should I fear litigation? Should you?

    1. Re:paint by istvaan · · Score: 1

      The painter paid for his brushes, paint and canvass.

      Likewise, you paid for the magazine out of which you cut the photos to make your collage.

      What did Mr. Mashup pay for his tools?

  36. Re:Lawyers? We don't need no stinkin lawyers for t by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Informative

    I thought if one is using 10secs (I'm unsure if there is a real number or duration) of any video, song, or literature it is not 'reproducing' or distributing IP or copyright, but Fair Use, and therefore not against a civil or criminal law.

    Fair Use is about HOW a copyrighted work is used, not simply HOW MUCH of it is used.

    If the source material is readily identifiable, and it is not clearly apparent that the re-user is engaging in a protected action like academic study, critical review, or parody, then the odds are pretty good that in the eyes of the law it will be considered a derivative work, and a copyright violation if not properly licensed.

    Adding the video aspect of this work actually makes it MORE likely that the source material will be identifiable. You probably wouldn't be able to tell from 2-second audio-only snippet that a drum pattern was originally performed by Bernard Purdie, but when the audio is accompanied by the video footage of him actually playing it in one of his instructional videos, it gets a lot more identifiable.

  37. The Double Mashup! by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey! These guys are pissing me off. Since when is it okay to take a bunch of other people's music and make it into your own?

    How would these mashup "artists" like it if I took a bunch of their mashups and mashed it up into a "Double Mashup"?

    Oh, what a monster mash of "art" that would be.

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  38. sigh by bk_veggie · · Score: 1

    the band EBN was doing this back in the early 90's. the packaging actually came with a floppy and some videos on the cd.

  39. Oh, Great. Fan Fiction for Music. by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There was a niche just crying out to be filled, eh?

    If this is the future of music, then the future is bleak indeed.

    I share your sentiment, but am a bit more optimistic. There will always be geek pseudo-artists with more toys than talent, but just as PhotoShop didn't kill off photography, I'm guessing that this... this... whatever it is, won't kill off actual music.

  40. Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's another 3:36 of my life I'll never get back...

  41. Legalese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'if your reaction to this crate of magic is "Hm. I wonder how we'd go about suing someone who 'did this' with our IP?"

    So after watching the Disney mashup on copyright laws posted a while back, my answer to this question is: You can't sue. They used clips of video and not the entire production. (and it could be for educational purposes)

  42. Ummmm, no. by stewbacca · · Score: 1, Informative

    Entertaining in a cutesy, clever-yet-amateur sort of way? Yes. "The freaking future of entertainment"? Hardly.

  43. annoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just plain annoying really... better get the ramen.

  44. The rest of us by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

    And what do we do if we're not on the drugs necessary to think this is any good at all?

    Oh wait, I think I'm doing it right now...

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  45. Amusing by uneek · · Score: 1

    This text

    "He says 'if your reaction to this crate of magic is "Hm. I wonder how we'd go about suing someone who 'did this' with our IP?" instead of, "Holy crap, clearly, this is the freaking future of entertainment," it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page."

    is actually more amusing than the underlying article.

  46. S1, S2, S3, S4 by stonecypher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's nothing new or illegal about this.

    This is what subsampling law is explicitly for; the law even goes as far as to say how long each clip can be and still be legal (and he's way, way in the clear.) Intellectual property law explicitly allows things like this in the United States as long as they're within guidelines, and this is well within guidelines. This is how the TV news and rappers get through their day.

    As far as new, bands like White Noise, James Tenney and The Beatles were doing this in the early 1960s; your choice of "The New Elvis" is particularly apropos, as this was determined legal in 1961 regarding James Tenney's Collage #1 ("Blue Suede"), made out of Elvis samples (though some would argue that there are earlier examples.)

    Because, this is what your new Elvis looks like.

    This is what my old Elvis looked like.

    But the video is freaking epic, that much is true.

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    1. Re:S1, S2, S3, S4 by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      As someone who has no idea, do you have some citations for this? Earlier in this discussion, people were arguing that it does not matter how long each clip can be, just the content. In particular, it seems like the length argument is a common myth. Please show us otherwise.

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  47. Without a doubt... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    That was the coolest video I have ever seen on YouTube. I've already watched it 5 times.

    Brilliant - made my day.

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  48. Re:Lawyers? We don't need no stinkin lawyers for t by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    More people need to speak to their lawyers before using the "Fair Use" defense. I've been in education for about 10 years now and it's rarely clear what is and is not legal to use under the "Fair Use" exemption for education. But keep interpreting it how you want--you'll need a good lawyer if anybody ever wants sue you.

  49. Uhmmmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So someone gets creative as a video jockey and this is "so amazing," and now it's "so illegal?" There are artists that are doing this live... Not to mention that before the digital technology caught up with the trends, artists were getting famous doing this with vinyl records and calling themselves DJs.

    DJ Qbert and DJ Shadow come to mind as obvious examples of talented "mashup" artists.

  50. Worst episode ever. by IronChef · · Score: 1

    This story has to have hit some kind of record for "issue worth discussing ruined with hipster hyperbole."

  51. Oblig. by chainLynx · · Score: 1

    A post from not too long ago about how copyright sucks: http://slashdot.org/yro/03/02/14/1914236.shtml?tid=155

  52. Cockup by DrVomact · · Score: 1

    nice writeup of a mashup where the writer shares some random youtube mashup video that you maybe have seen before called the Mother of all Funk Chords.

    I don't have to read the article (sorry, "writeup"). I already know: the Death of Western Culture is being announced in willfully bad and ugly grammar. And "mashup" itself should be in the running for "Most Unfortunate Neologism of the Decade".

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  53. Re:Lawyers? We don't need no stinkin lawyers for t by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

    Adding the video aspect of this work actually makes it MORE likely that the source material will be identifiable. You probably wouldn't be able to tell from 2-second audio-only snippet that a drum pattern was originally performed by Bernard Purdie, but when the audio is accompanied by the video footage of him actually playing it in one of his instructional videos, it gets a lot more identifiable.

    That makes crystal clear sense in my mind, explained as such.

  54. "I'm sorry!" Re:Ice ice baby by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Thanks a lot! Now I have the bass line from Ice Ice Baby going through my head!

    Pay back:

    Rob Van Winkle would like to apologize to you.

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  55. um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got all kinds of parse errors when I tried reading this.
    I'm using the GNU ISO-compatible English parser, here's the output I got:

    "writeup of a mashup"
    Warning: similar-sounding words are too close together

    "mashup"
    Warning: buzzword

    "some random youtube mashup video that you maybe have seen before called the Mother of all Funk Chords"
    Semantic error: How is a video a mashup?
    Semantic error: What the hell is a Funk Chord??

    "'if your reaction to this crate of magic is"
    Semantic warning: What am I reacting to?

    ""Holy crap, clearly, this is the freaking future of entertainment,""
    WHAT?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
    AND WHAT THE SHIT IS A FUCK CHORD?

    "it's probably time to put some ramen on your Visa and start making stuff up for your LinkedIn page."
    Warning: Did you mean Vista?
    Semantic warning: Who's LinkedIn?

    "Because, this is what your new Elvis looks like.'"
    Warning: Possibly failed metaphor.
    Derived meaning: "Here's the new guy who was popular a few decades ago who made music you don't care about."

    Well, if Mr. Fuck Chord was popular a few decades ago, I don't really care.

  56. Probably used VJamm by GoodNicksAreTaken · · Score: 1

    Video sampling was popularized by Coldcut who even produced their own software, VJamm, for this sort of stuff. VJamm was likely what was used to put together Mother of All Funk Chords. For more of this, Coldcut's video of Timber is a classic produced with VJamm.

  57. Worth watching. by schlick · · Score: 3, Informative

    The one link in the summary isn't the only thing this guys did. This isn't a fluke, this is a true artistic talent. These mashup artists are getting better and better. Listen to the whole set then you'll be in a better position to appreciate and critique. I realize there will be those that do not like it, but if you have a shred of appreciation for music you'll have to recognize the talent. BTW track 8 is the guy explaining the project.

    Track 1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tprMEs-zfQA

    Track 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAvS0pc9NIw

    Track 3
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsBfj6khrG4

    Track 4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JffZFRM3X6M

    Track 5
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXulsZpu72E

    Track 6
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i88CKr6Shn4

    Track 7
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vch-Z9ccHTk

    Track 8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz0gYbqOZXQ

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    1. Re:Worth watching. by beonarri · · Score: 0

      I agree. The thing about this mashup is that it's random Youtube vids. It's not remixing popular songs or basic, machine-generated hip hop crap.

  58. ...imagine a Beowulf cluster of these... by Hesty+Heffew · · Score: 0

    No, on second thought, don't.

  59. Confused by Demonantis · · Score: 1

    How is this illegal? If it was a copy of an original piece yes. What it seems to be though is that the original piece has been morphed and manipulated into something new and enticing. Yes it did copy parts, but it took them out of context and used them in some new form. This is not copyright infringement in so much as it is fair use.

  60. Stale chord progressions by mrraven · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I like groups like Secret Chiefs three who play middle eastern surf metal. Cookbook blues/rock progressions are way beyond stale.

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    1. Re:Stale chord progressions by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but the art lies within finding things that aren't stale even within the confines. And when you do manage to find them, it is just that much rewarding knowing you basically picked out a diamond from the garbage pile.

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    2. Re:Stale chord progressions by my+$anity++0 · · Score: 1
      I just got a bass this holiday season, and one of the things I've been doing to practice is the twelve bar blues progression. There are a lot of different ways to do it, and it's a lot of fun. Music has a lot of nuance. The same chord progression can be taken so differently with a change of rhythm, instrumentation, or key.

      I'm not saying that every cookbook progression is a goldmine and every song using it is great. I'm just saying you can do a lot of stuff even from within a restricted chordset.

    3. Re:Stale chord progressions by mrraven · · Score: 1

      That's great you are learning music I was in a garage band in the 90s myself. I'd strongly recommend listening to some music with modal and chromatic chord progressions from be bop jazz to middle eastern, asian and gypsy music to Led Zeps Kashmir to Harry Partch's microtonal music for when your talent grows on the instrument though.

      It's the 21st century and no point being limited in your musical choices IMO

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  61. Re:not infectious enough... by conureman · · Score: 1

    I think infectious is the key here. IMHO obnoxious is not neccesarily synonymous, e.g. my head is filled with Rubinoos tunes, which have gotten even groovier as the years go by. OTOH, I do like to sing "the song that never ends", if I think it'll ruin someone's day.

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  62. Thank you by bobobobo · · Score: 1

    Someone else who wasn't dazzled by some kid throwing a bunch of clips together. With modern editing software, this isn't the amazing feat everyone on this board is making it out to be.

    1. Re:Thank you by sahonen · · Score: 1

      I work in the television industry. I work with "modern editing software" every day. I'm also a musician with a home recording studio. So when I tell you to shut the fuck up because you have no fucking clue what you're talking about, I want you to be assured that I have the credentials to do so.

      Editing software doesn't do the work for you any more than the tools you use at your job actually do your job for you. The 2-minute stories you see on the news every night take a good couple hours each to edit, and that's with well-organized footage shot specifically for the story. Now, imagine having to search all of youtube for your footage (despite the summary, the footage is far from "random," but is rather chosen based on how the editor felt it would fit in to the composition musically. Hearing what will make a good sample within any given piece of audio is a talent in itself), and editing it together in a way that makes musical sense. There is no magical "Turn this into a song" button. Every piece of audio and video needs to be lined up and mixed manually. There is a great deal of manual labor as well as artistic decision making involved.

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    2. Re:Thank you by schon · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      It occurs to me that the "digital mixing" argument is similar to the one thrown about in the early 1980s, when CGI was in it's infancy. Movies like "Tron", for example, were denied award nominations because "the computer did it for them" - the people who had no experience assumed that because a computer was involved, that it somehow required less skill from the artists.

      re: your sig. I'd add you, but I'm at the limit right now :) but continue making great comments like that one, and I'll have to bump someone off to add you as a friend. :)

    3. Re:Thank you by bobobobo · · Score: 1

      My, aren't we the extra sensitive internet tough guy. The point was, that the tools have gotten rid of the barrier to entry, and as such, we're going to be seeing more and more of this. Whether this is considered high art or not is purely subjective. I've seen similar thrown together by teenagers and kids in college that have time and talent on their hands. Growing up, I had a lot of friends who were into drawing and were damn good at it. Yes, what they did was tough, and not everyone can do it, but so what? Anybody could buy some pencils and pull it off if they had the talent. And there's no shortage of talent. Same thing with this. The tools are out there for everyone nowadays. Sorry if I'm not as impressed and appreciate this clip on such a deep level as you do.

  63. Derivative work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said: There is no question of copyright violation because it is clearly a derivative work.

    The owner of the original work has the exclusive right to make derivative works.

    Anyone else has to ask for (and receive) permission before making any derivative work.

  64. Lots of music doesn't require samples by mrraven · · Score: 1

    I agree with your fuck the suits and copyright law BTW.

    OTOH there is a lot of got music that doesn't require samples from Andrew Bird to Abigail Washington to Secret Chiefs 3 there are many people still making original compositions. No they won't get major label deals and don't need them in a era of the "long tail" cheap easy recording and a million niche markets.

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  65. Wait, what?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought you'd go with "crap" but you didn't. You went with "government music" - of which, I have never heard Sam Kinison mention. WTF?

  66. Lasse Gjertsen mashup animations by steveha · · Score: 1

    Lasse Gjertsen has done this sort of thing, only he put together all his clips with a camcorder so he has no IP issues.

    Hyperactive -- a sort of human drum solo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9698TqtY4A

    Amateur -- actual instruments
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo

    Jeg går en Tur -- "self-portrait"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ncOAJpr3n0

    Lasse Gjertsen's "Hyperactive" was a huge viral hit in 2005, and a number of people have imitated it. The ones I have seen pretty much just copied it exactly, not even inventing a new rhythm. Here's a cute one. It says "parody" but it's really more of a straight copy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xhqnt0EvY8

    steveha

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  67. Isn't this a bit pedestrian? by rockhome · · Score: 1

    I've never understood what is so novel and interesting about someone taking bits of other people's music and making something of their "own" out of it.

    Isn't it just another kind of kindergarten style collage that isn't really original? This is like an author constructing a novel out of pieces of other works, there's nothing new or innovative about it.

    What happens when we run out of original material to "mashup"? Will we then get mashups of mashups? It is a terribly proletarian "art" if you can even call it that. If you have that kind of talent and ambition, why not create truly original music?

    1. Re:Isn't this a bit pedestrian? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Terribly pedestrian..,

      You see, the thinking goes that after 100 years of television and oh, 500 or 600 years of novels that there simply are no more "original" ideas. Everything that follows from now on will simply be a reashing of what has come before. With being truely original "impossible", mashups are all that is left.

      Of course, the next thing you have to buy into with this is that the same applies to patents, trademarks and copyright. If there can no longer be anything truely original, what is the point of a patent? Right?

      I'd say people that believe this are just creatively stunted. They aren't going to create anything anyway but really need a good excuse why they can't seem to. And this is the perfect excuse if we all buy into it.

      What I want to know is what happens to a truely creative person in this environment? Someone with an original idea. It would seem clear that they have an unfair advantage that cannot be allowed to continue. They need to be hobbled in some way to prevent them from being more creative than their fellow men. Or simply imprisoned. Or killed.

    2. Re:Isn't this a bit pedestrian? by deraj123 · · Score: 1

      It would seem clear that they have an unfair advantage that cannot be allowed to continue. They need to be hobbled in some way to prevent them from being more creative than their fellow men. Or simply imprisoned. Or killed.

      Sorry, it would seem this has already been covered.

  68. Um, what? Indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This video _IS_ really good. It's not just a mashup, it has art history blended in with the rest of the materials. If you pay attention (and have any musical culturing at all) you'll realize this is more than a well spliced mashup. You need some perspective.

  69. Booooring! by objekt · · Score: 1

    Just a bunch of random clips. I listened to the first 40 seconds and promptly shut it off.

    j/k it was awesome! watch it in HQ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tprMEs-zfQA&fmt=18

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  70. I guess I'm just Old School by MpVpRb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    To me, that kind of stuff is not music.

    There may be some sort of creativity involved, and it might possibly be defined as some form of abstract art, but it's definitely not music.

    If this is the future of music, I will be really sad.

    When rap got popular, I asked myself, can anything ever be worse than that?

    I guess now we have the answer.

    As I see it, we have had a steady downward progression

    Music reached its peak with 19th and 20th century orchestral, jazz and progressive rock.

    Then rock got a little simpler and less interesting.

    Then punk got a lot simpler and less interesting.

    Then rap decided to remove the melody and harmony and just leave the beat and the lyrics.

    Now this stuff requires absolutely no musical ability at all, it's just cut and paste.

    I wonder how the next generation can get even worse. Maybe we have finally hit the bottom, and the next generation will actually get better.

  71. And yet. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Funny

    And yet, I was out of my chair and grooving. (On your lawn).

    -FL

  72. The Future of Entertainment? by erc · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the future of crap to me.

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  73. Backing Up Assertions by flaming+error · · Score: 1

    > My assertions are as well backed up as yours.

    Not really. There's a URL to the mashup I'm talking about, so people can see for themselves. Where's your link to the video that "typical teenagers do in an evening" so we can all compare?

  74. Move along sir... by cojoneees · · Score: 1

    There's nothing to see here... This kind of audio/video cutup is old as hell and it surprises me how people still find it novel :) three examples come to mind now:
    coldcut & hexstatic - timber from 1998 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8-QDCKdVO4

    hexstatic - telemetron from 2003 http://vodpod.com/watch/174667-video-hexstatic-telemetron-3d-hexstatic-telemetron-dailymotion-share-your-videos

    dj shadow - midnight in a perfect world from 2002 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2s3k_dj-shadow-midnight-in-a-perfect-wor_music

    All of these use more than just samples as opposed to the mother of all funk chords but the principle is still the same.

  75. mashups are inevitable by sponzereII · · Score: 1

    protons, neutrons and electrons mashup to form atoms. atoms mashup to form molecules. molecules mashup to form biomolecules. biomolecules mashup to form cells. cells mashup to form plants and animals. the point? everything is a building block for something new. when pieces of old stuff interact in a new way to form new stuff, that is called emergence, not copyright infringement. this phenomenon is inevitable, and the more building blocks that exist, the more the mashup effect will be amplified. like it or not, us and everything we do/say/think is simply a mashup of a mashup of a mashup of a mashup.....

  76. That's nothing by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Folks like Ray Charles, Art Tatum, and Blind Willie Johnson managed to create and perform amazing music while completely blind! So it turns out that the darkness of the room really has little to do with how good the music sounds.

  77. Try these songs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > These are things that nearly every Christian has to deal with at one time or another but they are not often represented in music, hence the shallowness of the lyrical content.

    Natalie Grant - Held
    Mark Schultz - He's My Son
    Bluetree - God of This City (Read up on the back story to this song.)

    I guess you can still say there aren't a lot of those songs, but most Christians don't spend their lives in that state, either.

    Besides, most people don't listen to Christian music because it's musically brilliant. They listen because they can relate.

  78. mod parent up by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    People complaining that this isn't music or that people can't groove to this are out of touch with what's been going on in music for the past couple decades. Even just looking at the pure mashup scene, there's a thriving dance culture there that goes to clubs to hear DJs blend pop songs together, and some of the DJs are remarkable performance artists. Check out the Evolution Control Committee's "wheel of mashups" shows for a taste - it may not be your thing but there's no doubt that people have fun with it and love the musical experience. It's a bit on the cheesy side perhaps and you may not think of it as original but the fact is that people love to groove to it and they give props to the DJs as performers. And as far as the originality aspect goes, I don't see how it's all that different than combining well-known blues or rock riffs on your guitar to create new tunes.

    As far as I'm concerned, there is music I like and music I don't care for but I'm not going to get all high and mighty about how the stuff I don't care for isn't "music." It's just not a discussion worth having.

  79. Not **THAT** great! by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

    OK, I listened and watched, and it started out great, but then he added too much shit to it, so it was very aurally blurry. No good at all in fact.

    The guy obviously has talent, like a great chef, but he hasn't learned that "less is more". The chef continues to put things into his dish, but in the end it tastes like crap because everything is competing with everything else.

    The 4-way thing had huge potential, but he was mistakenly thinking that "if some is good, more is better".

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  80. RIP: a Remix Manifesto, open source and badass by gobbo · · Score: 1

    It will be worth watching what happens to the documentary RIP: a Remix Manifesto as it pushes the mashup boundaries itself while reporting on the whole mashup phenomenon.

    Fortunately it's backed by the National Film Board of Canada and so they aren't completely without some official backing.

    If you're curious about mashup culture, or in the legal maneuvering behind it all, or in fact about copyright's entire future, it's worth checking this great film out.

  81. Speaking of Creed by Wescotte · · Score: 1
  82. Good editting and composing by godglike · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the funkiness but the author has done an impressive effort composing actual music from disparate videos.

    Nice editting too tho some of the vignettes are a little creepy.

    As for illegal: that would be sad as the finished article is substantially different from the original pieces. It would be very harsh and closed minded judge that sided with the IP holders.

  83. They're not FAMOUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one here who thinks the interesting thing about Kutiman's work is NOT that it's a mashup, but that it's an incredibly complex mashup of stuff by a LOT of *ordinary people*, many of whom are pretty much unknown? That's the statement I think Kutiman makes, and the one that matters to me here: "I can do really fabulous things without once touching your big-name stars."

  84. Respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was laughing my ass off as soon as I read the Linked In part.

    Mind blowing talent, no matter what your musical taste. Fact is you didn't create it. He did.

    Respect, have it.

  85. Girl Talk by jaaron · · Score: 1

    This definitely reminded me of Girl Talk. Love that music: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Talk_(musician)

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  86. 43 folders is down! Can't get in! by brothertruffle880 · · Score: 1

    I just tried to access 43 folders. What happened?

  87. Cold Cut did this in the 90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't groundbreaking. Cold Cut did very similar mashup videos in the late 90s and early 2000s. I think the CD actually had software on it that allowed you to do these mashups yourself on a Mac.
    They were smart enough not to use IP in the videos so they didn't get sued. Or may they did, I dunno. This video is pretty badass though.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLu7p9bTJ84

  88. My opinions are facts too! by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Few Idol contestants do well after the show, win or lose. Kelly, Daughtry and the country girl are the only 3 with noteworthy careers. Maybe 3 others beyond that have mediocre careers. The rest struggle to claim any attention they can.

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  89. No, CmdrTaco Is Right by Tewley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All of the snipers are wrong here, and very used to the cynical default stance of Slashdot types, evaluating the latest new thing in terms of what was known before ...

    Eventually somebody, somebody very much like this dude will use the mash-up format so prodigiously well that they will transform everything. What keeps being forgotten is that they have a library of the worlds media at their fingertips.

    When that breakthrough artist happens, we will be forced to throw out the rules, and even the copyright lawyers will simply give up in amazement over the sheer awe of what has been created.

    This is a format ripe for a bonafide precedent-shattering innovator. A Mozart or Picasso or pick-your-genius will turn the rules on their ass, and nothing will be the same afterward.

    The rest of you can snark and quibble along until that happens (which will be soon) -- and then you will claim that you were in on it, that you expected it.