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  1. Re:Better Late Than Never on Speaker of the House Starts Blogging · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Republicans don't believe in punishing success.

    Unless of course, success gets you a intern under your desk.

  2. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" on Blizzard Made Me Change My Name · · Score: 1

    Apparently the government fears Agent Smith as much as I do.

  3. Re:My karma can stand it on Homer Becomes Omar · · Score: 1

    I prefer the one where Homer forces Bart to butter his bacon.

  4. It comes to no surprise on Sweden's File Sharing Debate Becomes Mass Brawl · · Score: 1

    "The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny"-Twain

  5. Not the best on Games Used To Teach History · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you want serious history games, check out Paradox.

  6. phew on Pillows Dangerous for Your Health · · Score: 4, Funny

    First I thought this danger was related to pillow fights!

  7. Re:Science is hard on 2005 Will Probably be Warmest on Record · · Score: 1

    Wow, you had a point until you starting ranting about people losing lives.

    Lowering emissions won't kill people. Heck, I have to be pretty imaginitive to think of ways that it would. There are studies that indicate that living near smog and pollutants have a tendency to lower one's life span compared to living away from them, so it's possible we're already killing people anyway.

    Unless someone says, 'the only way to stop greenhouse gases is by killing people!', you probably shouldn't be using that argument, because it's extreme and stupid.

  8. Re:Arr... on 2005 Will Probably be Warmest on Record · · Score: 1

    Ramen brother.

    I do be sure that 'e'll fix together a new o-zone layer with 'is wonderful noodly appendages, yarr.

  9. Re:Global Dimming on 2005 Will Probably be Warmest on Record · · Score: 1

    That's okay. I'm sure a majority of the major factions will vote yes on the 'Solar Shading' option when it becomes availiable.

  10. I can see it now on Microsoft Looking For Xbox Moms · · Score: 4, Funny

    You come home from school. The house is a mess, the dog needs to be walked, the dishes are dirty, and your mom is playing Halo screaming "What the fuck, I shot him three times!!!"

  11. Re:I swear on Another Taikonaut Launch This Week · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe I shouldn't have prank called the Chinese Government years ago for 1 sweet and sour pork order to be delivered on the moon...

  12. Re:The IKEA of database? on MySQL To Be Ikea Of The Database Market · · Score: 2

    INSERT 'chicky' INTO 'baskey' WHERE 'value' == '2'
    ***
    mysql error-- "BJORK BJORK BJORK"

  13. realistic? on Studying the Plague in WoW · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sorry, I don't by it.

    There may be some social studies possible in MMORPG, but a plague is a serious RL issue which can not be adequatly represented.

    Well, it could, but it would mean after being infected, if you can't find a cure, your character is deleted. That would be fun from an observer's perspective.

    But even that doesn't come close. I mean, plagues KILL people like you and me. Most people knowingly infected with a diesease would not purposefully act to hurt others unless they had premonitions of hurting them beforehand, and even if they did, the rest of the community would be acting to prevent such things, via quarantine.

    I play EQ2, which had a plague event back in June, and people didn't like the plague, but you did infect your friends for fun, as a joke, because you know it's not real.

  14. Re:Fucking w4llh4x0r1ng c4mp!ng n00bz! on Army Eyes Anti-Sniper Robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    kickvote initiated on player REDOWL. Press page up for yes, page down for no.

  15. Re:It hasn't even been 10 years... on Peter Jackson to Executive Produce Halo Movie · · Score: 1

    Would you like to know more?

  16. Re:What do you call a moon with no planet? on New Tenth Planet Has a Moon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  17. Re:Since when did they need fans? on A Fanless Graphics Card from ASUS · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try something more intense, like a mmorpg. If my fan isn't running during EQ2 or FFXI, the graphics card overheats and shuts down the PC.

  18. well honestly on Katamari Creator Wasn't Interested in Sequel · · Score: 4, Funny

    The whole thing seems silly to me, I mean, a dude running around with a little ball. What's the point. Roll an average sized ball around a course over and over again? There's no progression whatsoever! Give me a sword or a gun, not some huge ball rolling toward m-oh shi-,

  19. Re:Not as good as they would have you believe on The Evolution of MMOGs - Eve Online · · Score: 1

    I agree. I played for two weeks and the game isn't that fun. Honestly, you're best off not doing anything for the first year while you train your skills, as opposed to mining for hours and then losing it all by getting killed because you have none.

    I just seemed that the new players had a lot of crawling to do before they were even remotely powerful or exciting.

    And the combat, I mean, what kind of game has space combat without the classic top gun approach. It's just pick a target and let the computer attack. A space game without a joystick will never do it for me.

  20. Re:Millions for defense... on Movie Studios Unveil New Anti-Piracy Lab · · Score: 1

    Would this be the 'luxury' bar in civ II? I always left it at 0% too, being obsessed with getting tanks first :(

  21. Re:i don't get it on Microsoft to Buy Stake in AOL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah, but those teenagers aren't actually paying for that IM service, which is why there's no need to switch to something that possibly would temporarily disrupt their social circle. Sure, other programs are slightly better, but you'd be surprised how little that matters when you are comfortable with what you have and it gets the job done.

  22. Re:Good! There'll finally be something worth watch on US Companies Sponsor Pro Gamers · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I can't see the excitement. Certainly there are some cool fps videos, but I mean, I'm pretty good at fp shooters, but I'm not good at say, running and catching things, and I'd rather watch things I can't do myself like football then watch things I could be doing myself, like moving a mouse and fragging people.

    Moreover, to be a champion at UT doesn't mean you are naturally any good at, say, Battlefield 2 because the timing and movement is slightly different, wherein someone who's fast would be welcomed in most athletic sports, so I think fps masters are just less impressive humans than athletes.

    I've played in fps tournaments before, and they are quite thrilling to be in, but I think our spectators got off on the thrill of actually watching over our backs and hearing our 'shits', and 'aw, fucker's, which is slightly better than just watching a screen of someone playing.

    So I guess watching fps in my opinion just will never be better or easier than playing an fps yourself.

  23. Re:An ancient prophecy! on Final Fantasy IV One Of The Greatest Games · · Score: 1

    You spoony bard!!!

  24. Re:Naturally... on Happy Birthday Mario · · Score: 1

    Luigi's okay with it. He can jump higher and has no weight problems.

    'I'ma Luigi! Numbera one!'

  25. Re:why? on Report Claims Men More Intelligent Than Women · · Score: 1

    Call me cynical, cause I am, but somehow I doubt suicide rates got measured accurately over the past two millenia.

    Although, if we could get unknown data like that, I'd also look at the number of women executed by their communities for whatever reason.

    I counter your lifeboats with Henry VIII.