The lack of compiling kernels the lack of playing hunt that package the huge libary of games "yeah windows really sucks huh"
Ahh... the old "huge library of games" argument. Because, as anyone knows, all the discriminating IT professional cares about (as opposed to, say, some random 14-year-old kid on Slashdot who forgets to hit the 'f' key some times) is playing games.
Ah crap, you're right. I never realized how much self-loathing I've had pent up for so long. As a dutiful worker-hating republican, I know realize I have an obligation to quit my job so I can hate all the rest of you pinko-commie "workers". Ha! Gimme summa dat guv'ment cheese.
People who need battery insertion instructions don't need OS installation instructions... they need a smart friend to do it for them. And it doesn't matter whether its Linux or XP, for that matter. My "average user" friends do not install Windows XP; they call me and get me to do it. My "average user" friends who run Linux have me install Gentoo, Slack, or whatever else they feel installing that week.
So, I don't give a crap about making it easier for people that are just going to call me and have me do it anyway.
I was pulled over in Harlem, GA at 3 am for doing 50 in a 35. I was doing 30. I am not insane; I really was doing 30. And I could have stood on the hood of my car and pissed on a 50 mph sign.
Then, of course, there will be all those mars patents to file.
I'm allready getting ready to a couple. The first relates to the use of circular device mounted on a central pivot to ease the problem of transport over the martian surface,
I'm sorry, I've already patented all "round objects in space exploration." Perhaps we can come to a licensing agreement, though.
whilst the second one is all about the application of temperature elevated hydrogen hydoxide in space colonization.
Do you mean dihydrogen monoxide? Sorry, too much prior art.
All I have to do is quote funny movies/shows/songs when PROMPTED TO by the freakin' ARTICLE SUBMISSION and BING!!! Look Ma, I'm a karma-whore! Don't look at me, I'm just WHORING for some KARMA. Not actually trying to contribute or anything... just here to WHORE for some KARMA!
Ok, mods! Burn it! BURN THAT KARMA, BABY!!!! YEEEAH!
Yeah, it was all a marketing ploy. But fact is, it was prety darn creative, well-executed, and mildly successful. I say hats off to Mini's marketing department. Certainly more entertaining than the "Hot Pockets" jingle on TV.
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The lack of compiling kernels the lack of playing hunt that package the huge libary of games "yeah windows really sucks huh"
Ahh... the old "huge library of games" argument. Because, as anyone knows, all the discriminating IT professional cares about (as opposed to, say, some random 14-year-old kid on Slashdot who forgets to hit the 'f' key some times) is playing games.
Ahh.. you mean like the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins is goatse to *my* ears?
Exporting democracy to Iraq is fine... as long as the e-voting there is run by the new Iraq LUG.
Ah crap, you're right. I never realized how much self-loathing I've had pent up for so long. As a dutiful worker-hating republican, I know realize I have an obligation to quit my job so I can hate all the rest of you pinko-commie "workers". Ha! Gimme summa dat guv'ment cheese.
PS: RTFA and ignore the headline. Jeez...
In Soviet Russia, the internet downloads YOU.
(couldn't help it...I haven't seen any good ones recently)
Yeah, neither have I. Fa fa fa!!!
I was MOST ok with the princess's fashion in the third one.
Oh wait... we AREN'T talking about the originals?
Shucks, I still wanna see hot grits in a steel bikini.
People who need battery insertion instructions don't need OS installation instructions... they need a smart friend to do it for them. And it doesn't matter whether its Linux or XP, for that matter. My "average user" friends do not install Windows XP; they call me and get me to do it. My "average user" friends who run Linux have me install Gentoo, Slack, or whatever else they feel installing that week.
So, I don't give a crap about making it easier for people that are just going to call me and have me do it anyway.
Just make it easier for me.
I thought the Berne Convention established something to this effect.
I was pulled over in Harlem, GA at 3 am for doing 50 in a 35. I was doing 30. I am not insane; I really was doing 30. And I could have stood on the hood of my car and pissed on a 50 mph sign.
Umm... yes. Care to give examples of government mass repression of free speech?
Sorry, Ackhpht, I must eat my own hat. I had momentarily forgotten we weren't allowed to mention God on public property anymore.
Umm... yes. Care to give examples of government mass repression of free speech?
Ok... do you even have an anecdote of censoring? Not involving UFO's?
I think not.
Then, of course, there will be all those mars patents to file.
I'm allready getting ready to a couple. The first relates to the use of circular device mounted on a central pivot to ease the problem of transport over the martian surface,
I'm sorry, I've already patented all "round objects in space exploration." Perhaps we can come to a licensing agreement, though.
whilst the second one is all about the application of temperature elevated hydrogen hydoxide in space colonization.
Do you mean dihydrogen monoxide? Sorry, too much prior art.
Don't forget all those GS II Oregon Trail, Where in the USA/World/Time is Carmen Sandiego, Sim Earth (ah, my fav, although it never ran on GS II).
No one cares when you point out the obvious.
You have completely demoralized me. I'm going to bed now.
All I have to do is quote funny movies/shows/songs when PROMPTED TO by the freakin' ARTICLE SUBMISSION and BING!!! Look Ma, I'm a karma-whore! Don't look at me, I'm just WHORING for some KARMA. Not actually trying to contribute or anything... just here to WHORE for some KARMA!
Ok, mods! Burn it! BURN THAT KARMA, BABY!!!! YEEEAH!
No need. Just use Mozilla and say, "I will make sure I never see a Microsoft ad again!"
Or _any_ ad for that matter.
In 1997, I bought a computer bundled with MS Works that was, in fact, preinfected with a template virus.
Way to go, Microsoft.
The problem, in this case, is not SVG. It's OpenOffice. They need to support SVG (and I'm sure they will, the year after Microsoft does).
PS: I use OO.o exclusively, just calling it fairly.
Ummm, yeah...
Let's take a count:
All countries with Jedi as a recognized religion raise your hand, please.
Yeah, it was all a marketing ploy. But fact is, it was prety darn creative, well-executed, and mildly successful. I say hats off to Mini's marketing department. Certainly more entertaining than the "Hot Pockets" jingle on TV.
...since, after all, USENIX didn't write NMAP. ;)
I wish there were only some way to mod (-1, Funny).
It's not long until some hacker starts using Spirit as a porn server. After all, wherever there is internet, there is porn.
Only question now is, will it be imported, or native?
I'm still compiling KDE 2.0.
Law or CS students? Either way, he should've been laughed off stage.
Maybe he was speaking to fashion merchandising students (it is a nice suit, after all).