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  1. Re:Wow, on Largest Object in the Universe Discovered · · Score: 1

    Its almost as big as your imagination..

  2. Change or die? on Adapt to New Technology or Die · · Score: 1

    Who moved my cheese?

  3. In Production? on Duke Nukem Forever in Production · · Score: 1

    Breaking news, the world is flat and the sun revolves around the earth.

    More news at 6!

  4. Re:Rather quite expensive in the long term on Antarctic Telescope? · · Score: 1

    the vies is so much better now...

    So are the chances of getting skin cancer

  5. My firewall? on The Sound of Your Firewall · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use windows, so my firewall sounds something like this

    Holy Crap! Help me lord! Bleeep!

  6. Oh No.... on Next Generation Stun Guns? · · Score: 5, Funny

    We will be able to fire a stream of electricity like water out of a hose at one or many targets in a single sweep

    Holt Crap! A weapon that will specifically target me in my tin foil hat!

  7. Only 8 hours? on Yet Another Degrading DVD · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What happens when you want to get a dvd to watch the next day?

    48 hour dvd disks are much more suitable for rental.

  8. Re:Feelings on The Urban Geek As A Mugger Magnet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a friend that real life role plays. He was dressed up in his medieval armor and cloak garb waiting at a train station one day. A mugger came up to him with a 4 inch knife and said "give me your wallet". My mate stared him in the face and moved his cloak to reveal a 30 inch long sword. "I see your 4 and raise you 26". Should have seen him run.

  9. Re:Learn how to cook properly... on The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are the women supposed to use to impress the guys then?

    They are called boobs.

  10. Dont Forget... on What To Wear On Mars · · Score: 1

    Dont forget the tin foil hat!

  11. Re:Slow on NASA Gravity Probe Launched · · Score: 1

    > will spend two months getting ready... Sounds like my girlfriend.

    Not from my experience...

  12. Oh No. on Microdrone Spy Planes · · Score: 1

    These things can fly through windows and take pictures? Luckily all they will get is a reflection from my tin foil hat.

  13. Oh No... on Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rumors · · Score: 1

    Great. I was hanging for the box set of all 6 at the end of 2005. But I wasn't sure which edition to get. Normal edition, special edition, super special edition et. al. Now I have to wait for another 3 movies to be released? AHHHHH!

  14. Re:Whodunit! on A.I. Helicopter? · · Score: 1

    Australia was a penal colony after all...

  15. Re:Finally! on We Are All Nerds Now · · Score: 1

    You heard wrong. It's geeks shall internet the earth.

  16. Games infuence people? on Gamers Are Good People, Too · · Score: 2, Funny

    We are said to be crazy lunatics who, given the chance, might decide to shoot up our school because of the games we play

    It is ridiculous to claim that video games influence children. For instance, if PacMan affected kids born in the eighties, we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music --Gene Spafford

  17. Re:WRONG on World's Oldest Puzzle Solved · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows the world's oldest unsolved puzzle involves women!!

    Replace the word involves with is

  18. Re:How to have an active sex life on Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation · · Score: 1

    Step 3) Copious quantities of alcohol

  19. Re:Who is Torvalds? on Torvalds the "5th Most-Powerful Man in Tech" · · Score: 1

    I just finished the internet

    Was the end guy hard?

  20. Re:Poor? Oh really? on RIAA Sues 12-Year Old Girl · · Score: 1

    With women a distant last on that list...

  21. Mainframes Missing? (Oblig. Simpsons Quote) on Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing? · · Score: 1

    Watch out. Someone will be getting the boot.

  22. Re:I hear that SCO invoices... on SCO Invoices For Unix Licenses Get Closer · · Score: 1

    Please use a plastic-lined envelope - no need to punish the poor mail carrier for SCO's stupidity.

    Fine. But who lights the envelope and who rings the door bell?

  23. Re:I knew it!! a dancing mouse on Halley's Comet Imaged As Transneptunian Object · · Score: 1

    Nope. No dancing mouse. I did see a sail boat however...

  24. The Fifth Element on UK to Put Monitors in Every Car? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Kind of reminds me of the fifth element...

    Car Computer: You have 5 points left on your licence.

    Korben Dallas: Yes. Thank-you for reminding me

  25. Re:Will planes without windows... on Lufthansa Systems Chooses Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. But it will have a lesser chance of crashing...