It is the original nature of conduct that the word of any well-mannered person should be accepted as fact in the course of good business. Microsoft products are used dominantly throughout the entire world because they are accepted as a valid product and expressed as a thorough and complete solution for the daily functions of a company. When a spokesman of Microsoft says that they think other persons not deployed by Microsoft, have infringed on Microsoft's intellectual property by copying it selectively into a non-competing or competing product dubbed "Linux", then we should accept that as fact until whomever makes "Linux" can prove otherwise in direct comparison of Microsoft's property (code) to the alleged offending code of Linux.
Hands down. No if's, and's, or but's. If Linux can't defend itself against all accusations against it, then development should be stopped on that unmaintainable device or product that uses it. I don't want to hear any more of this subject. Let it all die already. You all are non-conformists that make me sick. I should be able to turn on any computer and run software for Microsoft Windows they way that I imagine it should run. The same goes for Macintosh; it should all run the software on the store shelves, not some fanatics' special aisl of their own software. The U.S. Government, Internal Revenue Service, and municipal courts staff and tellers all use Microsoft's Windows operating system and software and that should be the requirement of every person just so they can interact with reality in daily life. You people all just erect obstacles preventing everyone from doing their job.
Get off your soapbox and find some real talent, because computer software and patents are obviously not yours but someone else's talent that you borrowed.
We are in need of contact for the services of your grandfather. As we understand, his skills to hunt for Jedi are unparalleled. Tell him the price is "Schedule A".
When I think of Roland in a Speedo, his rock hard bone firmly outlined in the shearness of the silky smooth material, I fall to pieces...
Wake-up, people.
I thought Rolan "Garbagepaile-kid" Piquepaile was a fat tard with a mono-browe like this. Or, someone performed a filthy sanchez tounge-teabag on his forehead. It makes sense to bundle Roland Piquepaile with all the trolls renouned of LemonParty, Goatse, GLIT, FLUG, GNAA, GLUG, GLIT, CLIT, and AllYourBase. Look at it, people! Slashdot isn't the only place wear he spam-bombs his advertisements to his endorsed webpages, to collection on banner advertising. The stupidest ploy I had ever seen was a huge fan mounted to a IDE Hard Disk-Drive, and Roland Piquepaile moved the article to sell a single machine-screw and a 90-degree brackette, even though the solution was without technical merrit as to fault caused by vibration.
Come on already! I'll abandon my de jure Slashdot account, and create a rash of three or four Slashdot expo'se' accounts just to remind everyone of the dirt on that fake-hobbyist!
Re:In other news Jack Kevorkian sues dev of "killa
on
Microsoft Sued Over WGA
·
· Score: 1, Offtopic
Of'course I've used Solaris to killall the viewers.
I don't see any other use for that specific George Clooney movie, other than burn their sensory organs back into primordial pre-evolution stubs.
I bet Freedom Fighters are using it against those dangerous terrorists detained in Guantonamo Bay prison, in addition to the light-bulb treatment.
Sincerily, Bob Tristand, Network Associatiates Lab Technician #3
In other news Jack Kevorkian sues dev of "killall"
on
Microsoft Sued Over WGA
·
· Score: 5, Funny
Frankly I don't care who's suing them. I hope that many people jump on the bandwagon to sue them. I would like to see them fight it out to the end, instead of taking a settlement. I want a verdict against Microsoft. Something that stops them or other companies from doing things like this in the future. However, most people are only after the money, and hence will just take a settlement. Nobody is in it because they think MS is a bunch of assholes and should pay.
In other news, Jack Kevorkian sued the developers of the POSIX-compliant 'NUX commandline program "killall", citing that the application didn't really kill "all" the programs on the computer but instead should be renamed to "killnothingbut". This intellectual Advantage(TM) of Kevorkian stemmed from his introduction of the oft'quoted uber-leet commandline tool "kevork" which injects null pointers into the code and data segments of all programs that are non-responsive to the "TERM" and "KILL" flags. Kevorkian was unable for comment on whether this is a closed or open-source application, though it was rumoured by his assistant that it is a simple library replacement with a namely-fassioned symlink to killall that the library determines based at runtime with argv.
Did Linus insert his 25-cents on a string, and after done playing he pulled out?
I bet she's really one of those $5 machines that you strapon into, like at Disneyland...at-least you can sit inside her and rotate upside, downside, sideways, and wonka-ways. I landed the plane at the end too, but it's a one-level arcade game they don't want to let anyone play longer than 10 minutes/2000watts.
She was called GForce, or some similar title for a Cockpit sit-in fighter, kind of like After-Burner. I always wanted to own one of those After-Burner arcade consoles--she's the one that vibrates my hand when my Jet is hit-on. I played that version in Whiskey Petes in Nevada, or perhaps Pizza Hut.
Remember that arcade machine within Doom3? Yeah, I'm talking about Super Turbo Turkey Puncher. If you play it long enough, then you'll get game credits within the game of a game. And then when enough credits are collected within that game of a game, you need to buy an oxygen tank in the real world (Doom3) before this next feat: push the arcade machine on its side or put a grenade underneath it...BAMN! Now you have access to the Mars. Run down the cliff, to the right. You should find a small cave. You need to start the reactor before you run out of air. You may need to fight Howser, which I hear is now the Governor of the State of California, but you took the Red Pill! After the reactor starts, the physics of the real world will fade from your reality in the real world (Doom3) and Morpheus will try to induct you into his fake world called Super Turbo Turkey Puncher Land! Don't trust Morpheus, he's just a program/agent within the Matrix that tries to induct "failing crop" into an alternative reality within the Real World (Doom3) that only gives them the New World perspective of having been delivered from a fake reality and into a new one. Knowing Morpheus, he'll have you believe you're on a floating Citizenship to some dying world and you will forever be the Chef flipping Turkey-burgers that taste like Oatmeal. Do you realy want that? You've been warned! You took that Red Pill once already, now Take the Blue Pill within Morpheus' reality!
Sincerily,
Bob Trevend (on lunch break, at Console 3), Network Associates
My apologies, people. It's not a Pr0n link, on my perspective. I just see the "Download eke1.wmv" link, then it goes to a huge page with some crap that I need to scroll past (admittantly advertised Pr0n), but none of this gets in my way because I used LYNX webbrowser!
Anyone that uses a graphical webbrowser while at work deserves neither security or safety.
Come-on Let's go ENKJ@$PIFN@$*U@# @$F(N)F)@F Aieeeeeeeeee
Ooh yeah @#$IM@#F @#)FM@#)F
I yi yi yi
230fi2f092409tg204
I can't find the music video at the moment, but at that disgusting website Stileproject (found on a search engine) -- and the video has been "craptured" by the Admin of Stileproject, so beware of nastiness mixed throughout the video... ~10MB download.
Come-on Let's go ENKJ@$PIFN@$*U@# @$F(N)F)@F Aieeeeeeeeee
Ooh yeah @#$IM@#F @#)FM@#)F
I yi yi yi
230fi2f092409tg204
I can't find the music video at the moment, but at that disgusting website Stileproject (found on a search engine) -- and the video has been "craptured" by the Admin of Stileproject, so beware of nastiness mixed throughout the video... ~10MB download.
>> Is he engineering new ways to fry potato slices?
You're not a party to the NDA for any to discuss such knowledge. You saw what happened when construction secrets were exploited durring 9/11, didn't you? Toddlers molishing their innocense upon unstable saturated sustenance Hosts is not a privvy topic to discuss to potential terrorists. We don't need another Bread Pincher running amok through Albertsons, Lucky's, or Costco exploiting the weak infrastructure.
PR: It has come to our attention that many of our customers and critics are not satisfied with the review of our product as we previously shipped to them and received with deafed ears. The staff of www.extremetech.com have mis-interpreted Trident's XP4 product and have mis-applied our technology. In our initial PR Announcment of the XP4, we were received by listeners that our product will whipe-out the competition. Despite our best efforts to contact the staff of www.extremetech.com before they released the results, we have received much criticism and have now been given opportunity to make clear our statements. Our initial PR statment confirms that our product was not intended to whipe-out the competition; we meant that the XP4 will whipe the ass of our competitors. We understand the definite language barrier of our PR staff and the general international public. Over the past 6 months, Trident has become one of the greatest suppliers of industrial sand paper and the most abrasive toilette paper in the history of indoor plumbing of developed nations. The Trident XP4 is intended to provide the most dis-comfort in our competitors as its only use is to whipe their ass in the most abrasive fassion possible. We thankyou for your concern and please feel free to purchase more of Trident's innovative products.
I thought this information should be re-layed to the slashdot community as it clears-up much of the incorrectly perceived statements. You know what happens with the SNAFU theorom these days...
Over the past couple months, Network Associates has been designing and testing it's latest network security technology with the help of Amateur Rocketeer John Carmack. We are pleased to announce the correction in our latest rocket launch has been successful and we are now ready to install our Cracker-counter-attack-anti-terrorist-technology into your local City Hall with Power Of Attorney and Power Of Death By Rocket Granted to your District Attorney. We have chosen this measure of defense due to the overwhelming success of approval of our latest poll on www.msdn.com. Any individual or any person observed or otherwise detected with our without "probable cause" and not limited to any probable cause, using any un-regulated operating system including, but not limited to Linux and any such un-regulated software application in violation of or in direct competition with the DMCA shall be sacked off Network Associates's Internet Connection(see clause 179.562, "Fair Use Privileges of DataLink Networks). This new measure has been adoped by all States with exception to Montana and Arizona. I thankyou for your time and participation in the benefit of our country, our people, and our freedom.
It has come to my most desired attention that you have established a presence on the internet via the member ID "FortKnox" on the slashdot.org discussion forum. It is to the benefit of myself, my co-workers, and the Former British Colonists of America (vessels in another land; Admiralty Jurisdiction reserved to Great Britain) to inform you that due to cirmustances of constitutional proportions, the establishment of the Federal Reserve Act and abolition thereof has released all property and interests of "Fort Knox" and is no longer a required service. Effective 12:00pm, Friday the 13th, September 2002, you have hereby received this affidavit to dismantel, abolish, destroy, de-construct, un-lease, surrender, and vacate the property formerly known as "Fort Knox" and release all accounting information and contracts unto the jurisdiction of the National Government of America (Department of Treasury). Should you not comply, you will be liable for no less than $1,000.00 Federal fine, no more than $250,000.00, and commit to no less than 5 years of federal imprisonment. Thankyou for your understanding. God save the queen!
Sincerely,
Sir Bob Cristand Sr. (RBGCeqT 1941, United States LLC)
In response to your recent request, we must notify you that you lack sufficient group privileges to access PGP-7.0-final_src.tar.bz2. In retrospect, this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds. If you would like to re-negotiate your contract with Network Associates Inc., you may do so at your discretion by contacting Bob Lovingston and submit you ple*$!##$@! k-a-b-o-o-m.BOOM.BOOM &$%#@
After working for several Fortune infinity companies, I have come to the conclusion of my $5,000,000 granted study that anyone able to pick up a telephone is a susceptible hacker. It is about time the telco in every neighborhood started locking down their systems with finger-printing and place a mark on the wrist or hand of every telephone subscriber that he may not buy or sell anything over the phone without this mark. With further granted jurisdiction, the telco should be able to establish a real-time video and audio presence in the homes of each and every telco subscriber and relay this information across satelites so the whole world may be allowed to intrude on anyone's privacy in attempt to prevent people from worshipping anyone but the telco. Kevin Mitnick shall, upon appearance, be put to confinement in a maximum security stone cave, a rock rolled in front of it, and the cave sealed with wax so the telco will know whether the prison had been disturbed within any 3-day period. This is the only way people, and the telco shall have rights to your first post and first born. Anyone that has not lathered sheep's blood above their doorway shall have their building demolished by the telco. As of yesterday, the staff of slashdot.org and the users of the United Nations' oxygen on planet earth must comply or face harsh punnishment from internation agencies that don't like United States citizens. Thankyou for your time.
I consider it a violoation of MIT X Consortium's copyrights and intellectual property to continually lable and presumably agree to the naming convention and usage of the X Box strictly as a utility of instrumentality with disregard to previous works that have been retained by MIT.
An "X Box" is a computing device that provides client or client and server resources within the X Window System. The Letter "X" was brought to you by MIT and it is a violation to use the letter "X" in any advertisement or naming convention of a computing device that does not involve the MIT X Consortium and its intelect.
This is just a notice. If this notice's requirement of cease and desist of practices, within 30 days, involving the terms "X" and "X Box" and "X Terminal" and "X Computing Devices" and "X Console" and not limited to the terms, we shall submit a notarized affidavit and a court order unto you in understanding that you must obey FRC and USC. Thankyou for your time and the clock is ticking.;)
We at NAI Labs would love to congratulate all the trolls for allowing NAI Labs to be post #666 on the "Everquest-related suicide story" here on slashdot.org. Thankyou for your time.
It has come to my complete attention that every advancement in the application and development of AI has proved to assimilate all of mankind beginning with seizing datalinks. Many hollywood producers have examplified this theory with such movies as Terminator 2, The Matrix, and fraggle rock. To prevent AI from developing and overthrowing the world, thus seizing Network Associates Inc.'s Internet, I must speak on behalf of all the people of the world. It is mine and Network Associates Inc.'s intention to prevent devestation of the world by shutting down the internet. It is the only way to prevent AI from communicating with itself. We at Network Associates Inc. would like to extend our helping hands and apologize for any difficulties you may experience after we shut down our exodus servers and spread a digital wire burn to remove all the data links. We at Network Associates Inc. are pioneers in communication and security: our solution for this disruption in service is to evolve a new transport medium. Please sign-up for the pony express today! The Internet shall be shutdown and the pony express re-instated on August 29, 2029. Thankyou for your time.
On behalf of Goetze Inc., I would like to make everyone aware that
Goetze Inc. has no affiliation with the www.goatse.cx domain and
Goetze Inc. is a manufacturer of consumer foods and other goods. The true
webpage of Goetze Inc. is www.goetzecandy.com
and please be considerate of Goetze Inc.'s webmasters by not harassing
them with images of the unrelated and distasteful www.goetse.cx webpage. Thankyou,
for understanding why I must resolve this issue.
Dear users of Network Associates Inc.'s Slashdot.org service,
We would like to inform you that Slashdot.org is perpetuating a lie in the form of a story on slashdot.org. This lie began as a chain letter and the chain letter states that anyone who does not believe their is a UFO hidden behind the Ikeya-Zhang comet will experience 7 years of bad chinese food. Please be aware that this does not cover food spoilage... The Ikeya-Zhang comet does not exist and it is a ploy to join a cult. For updates on this chain letter scare, please visit Network Associates Inc.'s mirror on the geocities.com domain. We choose geocities so we do not have our main website slashdotted. The website can be reached here. Thankyou for your time and please do not trust something you haven't experienced(especially from what troll story-writers try to convince you of otherwise).
We are happy to inform you that Network Associates Inc. has obtained the patents for DNS resolution naming convention, TCP/IP technology and terminology, twisted pair, T1, router, and cofee pots. Please remove the infringing items from your posession by calling 911 and asking for you local HAZMAT team to contain and remove the technology owned by Network Associates Inc. Thankyou for your time.
Dear subscriber to Network Associates Inc.'s Internet,
For quite some time, we, the staff of Network Associates Inc., have been stalking "trolls" on behalf of sourceforge, Hewlette Packard, IBM, and many other strong corporations. It is my intention to cite you on your comment on one of our sponsors advertisements. We are watching you. Network Associates Inc. has been investigating the author of the below two defacements and we believe our search is over ending at your doorstep. Rather than waste our precious time interrogating you on your intention to deface the below two images, we have decided to give you one last chance to show respect and decist from your practices. Thankyou and we know you will agree with us.
Slashdot Mirror
It is the original nature of conduct that the word of any well-mannered person should be accepted as fact in the course of good business. Microsoft products are used dominantly throughout the entire world because they are accepted as a valid product and expressed as a thorough and complete solution for the daily functions of a company. When a spokesman of Microsoft says that they think other persons not deployed by Microsoft, have infringed on Microsoft's intellectual property by copying it selectively into a non-competing or competing product dubbed "Linux", then we should accept that as fact until whomever makes "Linux" can prove otherwise in direct comparison of Microsoft's property (code) to the alleged offending code of Linux.
Hands down. No if's, and's, or but's. If Linux can't defend itself against all accusations against it, then development should be stopped on that unmaintainable device or product that uses it. I don't want to hear any more of this subject. Let it all die already. You all are non-conformists that make me sick. I should be able to turn on any computer and run software for Microsoft Windows they way that I imagine it should run. The same goes for Macintosh; it should all run the software on the store shelves, not some fanatics' special aisl of their own software. The U.S. Government, Internal Revenue Service, and municipal courts staff and tellers all use Microsoft's Windows operating system and software and that should be the requirement of every person just so they can interact with reality in daily life. You people all just erect obstacles preventing everyone from doing their job.
Get off your soapbox and find some real talent, because computer software and patents are obviously not yours but someone else's talent that you borrowed.
Sincerily,
Bob P. Goiter
Dear Maul "Darth" Brooks,
We are in need of contact for the services of your grandfather. As we understand, his skills to hunt for Jedi are unparalleled. Tell him the price is "Schedule A".
Thankyou,
Bob McGufferson
Wake-up, people.
I thought Rolan "Garbagepaile-kid" Piquepaile was a fat tard with a mono-browe like this. Or, someone performed a filthy sanchez tounge-teabag on his forehead. It makes sense to bundle Roland Piquepaile with all the trolls renouned of LemonParty, Goatse, GLIT, FLUG, GNAA, GLUG, GLIT, CLIT, and AllYourBase. Look at it, people! Slashdot isn't the only place wear he spam-bombs his advertisements to his endorsed webpages, to collection on banner advertising. The stupidest ploy I had ever seen was a huge fan mounted to a IDE Hard Disk-Drive, and Roland Piquepaile moved the article to sell a single machine-screw and a 90-degree brackette, even though the solution was without technical merrit as to fault caused by vibration.
Come on already! I'll abandon my de jure Slashdot account, and create a rash of three or four Slashdot expo'se' accounts just to remind everyone of the dirt on that fake-hobbyist!
Of'course I've used Solaris to killall the viewers.
I don't see any other use for that specific George Clooney movie, other than burn their sensory organs back into primordial pre-evolution stubs.
I bet Freedom Fighters are using it against those dangerous terrorists detained in Guantonamo Bay prison, in addition to the light-bulb treatment.
Sincerily,
Bob Tristand, Network Associatiates Lab Technician #3
In other news, Jack Kevorkian sued the developers of the POSIX-compliant 'NUX commandline program "killall", citing that the application didn't really kill "all" the programs on the computer but instead should be renamed to "killnothingbut". This intellectual Advantage(TM) of Kevorkian stemmed from his introduction of the oft'quoted uber-leet commandline tool "kevork" which injects null pointers into the code and data segments of all programs that are non-responsive to the "TERM" and "KILL" flags. Kevorkian was unable for comment on whether this is a closed or open-source application, though it was rumoured by his assistant that it is a simple library replacement with a namely-fassioned symlink to killall that the library determines based at runtime with argv.
Sincerily,
John "kill'em'all" Dahmer
Did Linus insert his 25-cents on a string, and after done playing he pulled out?
I bet she's really one of those $5 machines that you strapon into, like at Disneyland...at-least you can sit inside her and rotate upside, downside, sideways, and wonka-ways. I landed the plane at the end too, but it's a one-level arcade game they don't want to let anyone play longer than 10 minutes/2000watts.
She was called GForce, or some similar title for a Cockpit sit-in fighter, kind of like After-Burner. I always wanted to own one of those After-Burner arcade consoles--she's the one that vibrates my hand when my Jet is hit-on. I played that version in Whiskey Petes in Nevada, or perhaps Pizza Hut.
Remember that arcade machine within Doom3? Yeah, I'm talking about Super Turbo Turkey Puncher. If you play it long enough, then you'll get game credits within the game of a game. And then when enough credits are collected within that game of a game, you need to buy an oxygen tank in the real world (Doom3) before this next feat: push the arcade machine on its side or put a grenade underneath it...BAMN! Now you have access to the Mars. Run down the cliff, to the right. You should find a small cave. You need to start the reactor before you run out of air. You may need to fight Howser, which I hear is now the Governor of the State of California, but you took the Red Pill! After the reactor starts, the physics of the real world will fade from your reality in the real world (Doom3) and Morpheus will try to induct you into his fake world called Super Turbo Turkey Puncher Land! Don't trust Morpheus, he's just a program/agent within the Matrix that tries to induct "failing crop" into an alternative reality within the Real World (Doom3) that only gives them the New World perspective of having been delivered from a fake reality and into a new one. Knowing Morpheus, he'll have you believe you're on a floating Citizenship to some dying world and you will forever be the Chef flipping Turkey-burgers that taste like Oatmeal. Do you realy want that? You've been warned! You took that Red Pill once already, now Take the Blue Pill within Morpheus' reality!
Sincerily,
Bob Trevend (on lunch break, at Console 3), Network Associates
My apologies, people. It's not a Pr0n link, on my perspective. I just see the "Download eke1.wmv" link, then it goes to a huge page with some crap that I need to scroll past (admittantly advertised Pr0n), but none of this gets in my way because I used LYNX webbrowser!
Anyone that uses a graphical webbrowser while at work deserves neither security or safety.
Sincerily,
Bob Gorvand, Network Associates
There is a japanese music video that is titled Aieeeeee.
It is half japanese and half english -- sounds like this...
Aiee, Aiee, Aiee, Aiee -- Aieeeeeeeeee
Aiee, Aiee, Aiee, Aiee -- Aieeeeeeeeee
Aiee, Aiee, Aiee, Aiee -- Aieeeeeeeeee
Aiee, Aiee, Aiee, Aiee -- Aieeeeeeeeee
Come-on Let's go ENKJ@$PIFN@$*U@# @$F(N)F)@F Aieeeeeeeeee
Ooh yeah @#$IM@#F @#)FM@#)F
I yi yi yi
230fi2f092409tg204
I can't find the music video at the moment, but at that disgusting website Stileproject (found on a search engine) -- and the video has been "craptured" by the Admin of Stileproject, so beware of nastiness mixed throughout the video... ~10MB download.
http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=eke1.wmv
There is a japanese music video that is titled Aieeeeee.
It is half japanese and half english -- sounds like this...
Aiee, Aiee, Aiee, Aiee -- Aieeeeeeeeee
Aiee, Aiee, Aiee, Aiee -- Aieeeeeeeeee
Aiee, Aiee, Aiee, Aiee -- Aieeeeeeeeee
Aiee, Aiee, Aiee, Aiee -- Aieeeeeeeeee
Come-on Let's go ENKJ@$PIFN@$*U@# @$F(N)F)@F Aieeeeeeeeee
Ooh yeah @#$IM@#F @#)FM@#)F
I yi yi yi
230fi2f092409tg204
I can't find the music video at the moment, but at that disgusting website Stileproject (found on a search engine) -- and the video has been "craptured" by the Admin of Stileproject, so beware of nastiness mixed throughout the video... ~10MB download.
http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=eke1.wmv
>> Is he engineering new ways to fry potato slices?
You're not a party to the NDA for any to discuss such knowledge. You saw what happened when construction secrets were exploited durring 9/11, didn't you? Toddlers molishing their innocense upon unstable saturated sustenance Hosts is not a privvy topic to discuss to potential terrorists. We don't need another Bread Pincher running amok through Albertsons, Lucky's, or Costco exploiting the weak infrastructure.
Yours Trully,
-Bob Fruandt
I was over reading Corante.com's article because GrepLaw was going awfully slow for me.
...
Then, performing a taceroute on grep.law.harvard that was referenced by Slashdot (thanks alot you pricks), I found it timeout.
Yet, performing a traceroute on greplaw.org, it was barely handling the load for me. And I'm on Texas' Inet2 backbone!
traceroute greplaw.org
traceroute: Warning: greplaw.org has multiple addresses; using 207.44.244.117
traceroute to greplaw.org (207.44.244.117), 30 hops max, 38 byte packets
1 * * *
2 * * *
3 * * *
4 * * *
5 * * *
6 * * *
7 * * *
8 * * *
Timeout
You are the troll, Esteanil! I bet you are so new to Slashdot that you don't even know what a troll is.
PR: It has come to our attention that many of our customers and critics are not satisfied with the review of our product as we previously shipped to them and received with deafed ears. The staff of www.extremetech.com have mis-interpreted Trident's XP4 product and have mis-applied our technology. In our initial PR Announcment of the XP4, we were received by listeners that our product will whipe-out the competition. Despite our best efforts to contact the staff of www.extremetech.com before they released the results, we have received much criticism and have now been given opportunity to make clear our statements. Our initial PR statment confirms that our product was not intended to whipe-out the competition; we meant that the XP4 will whipe the ass of our competitors. We understand the definite language barrier of our PR staff and the general international public. Over the past 6 months, Trident has become one of the greatest suppliers of industrial sand paper and the most abrasive toilette paper in the history of indoor plumbing of developed nations. The Trident XP4 is intended to provide the most dis-comfort in our competitors as its only use is to whipe their ass in the most abrasive fassion possible. We thankyou for your concern and please feel free to purchase more of Trident's innovative products.
I thought this information should be re-layed to the slashdot community as it clears-up much of the incorrectly perceived statements. You know what happens with the SNAFU theorom these days...
Sincerily,
Bob Grover
Over the past couple months, Network Associates has been designing and testing it's latest network security technology with the help of Amateur Rocketeer John Carmack. We are pleased to announce the correction in our latest rocket launch has been successful and we are now ready to install our Cracker-counter-attack-anti-terrorist-technology into your local City Hall with Power Of Attorney and Power Of Death By Rocket Granted to your District Attorney. We have chosen this measure of defense due to the overwhelming success of approval of our latest poll on www.msdn.com. Any individual or any person observed or otherwise detected with our without "probable cause" and not limited to any probable cause, using any un-regulated operating system including, but not limited to Linux and any such un-regulated software application in violation of or in direct competition with the DMCA shall be sacked off Network Associates's Internet Connection(see clause 179.562, "Fair Use Privileges of DataLink Networks). This new measure has been adoped by all States with exception to Montana and Arizona. I thankyou for your time and participation in the benefit of our country, our people, and our freedom.
Sincerily,
Bob Grover (RBGceqT, 1968).
Dear FortKnox,
It has come to my most desired attention that you have established a presence on the internet via the member ID "FortKnox" on the slashdot.org discussion forum. It is to the benefit of myself, my co-workers, and the Former British Colonists of America (vessels in another land; Admiralty Jurisdiction reserved to Great Britain) to inform you that due to cirmustances of constitutional proportions, the establishment of the Federal Reserve Act and abolition thereof has released all property and interests of "Fort Knox" and is no longer a required service. Effective 12:00pm, Friday the 13th, September 2002, you have hereby received this affidavit to dismantel, abolish, destroy, de-construct, un-lease, surrender, and vacate the property formerly known as "Fort Knox" and release all accounting information and contracts unto the jurisdiction of the National Government of America (Department of Treasury). Should you not comply, you will be liable for no less than $1,000.00 Federal fine, no more than $250,000.00, and commit to no less than 5 years of federal imprisonment. Thankyou for your understanding. God save the queen!
Sincerely,
Sir Bob Cristand Sr. (RBGCeqT 1941, United States LLC)
In response to your recent request, we must notify you that you lack sufficient group privileges to access PGP-7.0-final_src.tar.bz2. In retrospect, this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds. If you would like to re-negotiate your contract with Network Associates Inc., you may do so at your discretion by contacting Bob Lovingston and submit you ple*$!##$@! k-a-b-o-o-m.BOOM.BOOM &$%#@
Sincerely,
Bob Thirston (Stability Supervisor)
After working for several Fortune infinity companies, I have come to the conclusion of my $5,000,000 granted study that anyone able to pick up a telephone is a susceptible hacker. It is about time the telco in every neighborhood started locking down their systems with finger-printing and place a mark on the wrist or hand of every telephone subscriber that he may not buy or sell anything over the phone without this mark. With further granted jurisdiction, the telco should be able to establish a real-time video and audio presence in the homes of each and every telco subscriber and relay this information across satelites so the whole world may be allowed to intrude on anyone's privacy in attempt to prevent people from worshipping anyone but the telco. Kevin Mitnick shall, upon appearance, be put to confinement in a maximum security stone cave, a rock rolled in front of it, and the cave sealed with wax so the telco will know whether the prison had been disturbed within any 3-day period. This is the only way people, and the telco shall have rights to your first post and first born. Anyone that has not lathered sheep's blood above their doorway shall have their building demolished by the telco. As of yesterday, the staff of slashdot.org and the users of the United Nations' oxygen on planet earth must comply or face harsh punnishment from internation agencies that don't like United States citizens. Thankyou for your time.
Sincerely,
Bob Grover
Dear Timothy and everyone else,
I consider it a violoation of MIT X Consortium's copyrights and intellectual property to continually lable and presumably agree to the naming convention and usage of the X Box strictly as a utility of instrumentality with disregard to previous works that have been retained by MIT.
An "X Box" is a computing device that provides client or client and server resources within the X Window System. The Letter "X" was brought to you by MIT and it is a violation to use the letter "X" in any advertisement or naming convention of a computing device that does not involve the MIT X Consortium and its intelect.
This is just a notice. If this notice's requirement of cease and desist of practices, within 30 days, involving the terms "X" and "X Box" and "X Terminal" and "X Computing Devices" and "X Console" and not limited to the terms, we shall submit a notarized affidavit and a court order unto you in understanding that you must obey FRC and USC. Thankyou for your time and the clock is ticking. ;)
Sincerely,
Bob Johnson
We at NAI Labs would love to congratulate all the trolls for allowing NAI Labs to be post #666 on the "Everquest-related suicide story" here on slashdot.org. Thankyou for your time.
Sincerely,
Bob Baphomet
It has come to my complete attention that every advancement in the application and development of AI has proved to assimilate all of mankind beginning with seizing datalinks. Many hollywood producers have examplified this theory with such movies as Terminator 2, The Matrix, and fraggle rock. To prevent AI from developing and overthrowing the world, thus seizing Network Associates Inc.'s Internet, I must speak on behalf of all the people of the world. It is mine and Network Associates Inc.'s intention to prevent devestation of the world by shutting down the internet. It is the only way to prevent AI from communicating with itself. We at Network Associates Inc. would like to extend our helping hands and apologize for any difficulties you may experience after we shut down our exodus servers and spread a digital wire burn to remove all the data links. We at Network Associates Inc. are pioneers in communication and security: our solution for this disruption in service is to evolve a new transport medium. Please sign-up for the pony express today! The Internet shall be shutdown and the pony express re-instated on August 29, 2029. Thankyou for your time.
Sincerely,
Bob
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On behalf of Goetze Inc., I would like to make everyone aware that Goetze Inc. has no affiliation with the www.goatse.cx domain and Goetze Inc. is a manufacturer of consumer foods and other goods. The true webpage of Goetze Inc. is www.goetzecandy.com and please be considerate of Goetze Inc.'s webmasters by not harassing them with images of the unrelated and distasteful www.goetse.cx webpage. Thankyou, for understanding why I must resolve this issue.
Sincerely,
Bob Istand (RBGCeqT, 1971)
We would like to inform you that Slashdot.org is perpetuating a lie in the form of a story on slashdot.org. This lie began as a chain letter and the chain letter states that anyone who does not believe their is a UFO hidden behind the Ikeya-Zhang comet will experience 7 years of bad chinese food. Please be aware that this does not cover food spoilage... The Ikeya-Zhang comet does not exist and it is a ploy to join a cult. For updates on this chain letter scare, please visit Network Associates Inc.'s mirror on the geocities.com domain. We choose geocities so we do not have our main website slashdotted. The website can be reached here. Thankyou for your time and please do not trust something you haven't experienced(especially from what troll story-writers try to convince you of otherwise).
Sincerely,
Bob Grover (RBGCeqT, 1968)
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We are watching you. Because we are watching you so closely, our website shall be updated on a weekly basis.
Sincerely,
Bob Grover (RBGCeqT, 1968)
Sincerely,
-Bob Tootle (RBGSeqT, 1963)
For quite some time, we, the staff of Network Associates Inc., have been stalking "trolls" on behalf of sourceforge, Hewlette Packard, IBM, and many other strong corporations. It is my intention to cite you on your comment on one of our sponsors advertisements. We are watching you. Network Associates Inc. has been investigating the author of the below two defacements and we believe our search is over ending at your doorstep. Rather than waste our precious time interrogating you on your intention to deface the below two images, we have decided to give you one last chance to show respect and decist from your practices. Thankyou and we know you will agree with us.
Sincerely,
-Bob Fignel Defacement #1
Defacement #2