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  1. In other news.... on Microsoft To Be Fined E500M By European Union? · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will no longer provide free snacks and soft drinks for its programmers.

  2. No kidding!?! on Brain Controlled Tightrope Video Game Shown · · Score: 1

    I saw the same thing FOR SALE at a Computer city nearly 10 years ago. It was a bio-feedback monitor that let you control the direction of a downhill skier. There were a couple other simplistic games too, but the control method was the same, and it seemed a little unpredictable.

  3. Re:Election Day... on Can Your ATM Play Beethoven? · · Score: 1

    Kerry demands a recount.

  4. Re:The FCC Must Be Abolished on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1
    I have 2-13 piped into my house through cable and or satellite...
    Heh! That's rich. Like the satellite is aiming the signal ONLY to your dish. Guess what? The satellite is BROADCASTING all over the hemisphere.... My fillings might be offended.
  5. Re:Long overdue FCC! on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I don't take parenting advice from the likes of BENDER!

  6. Re:Killing life... on Melting Europa · · Score: 1

    Whaddaya mean? They left half of the lunar lander THERE! and planted a flag to boot!

  7. Re:When... on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 2, Funny

    We already have one. It's the HP Laserjet II.

  8. Re:I want my Star Trek phone, dammit on Star Trek's Design Influence On Palm, New Tech · · Score: 1
    I fail to understand why Paramount hasn't licensed this to Motorola yet.
    Maybe it's because sales of the Playmates communicators are lackluster.
  9. Re:Excellent on What Differentiates Linux from Windows? · · Score: 1

    So, You're in favor of all the "UNscheduled reboots"?

  10. Re:Yep, they're out of ideas on Robotcop III Set to Fight Crime in Hong Kong · · Score: 1

    Then why does he have that nightstick?

  11. Re:OpenOffice? on U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off · · Score: 1

    So, you're saying that OpenOffice is worthless?

  12. Re:What about us Windows users?! on Wicked Cool Shell Scripts · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know where you can get a wicked cool .PIF file... Hold on, I'll email it to you. Look for the subject "Your Details".

  13. Well... on Can Software Kill? · · Score: 1

    Software can kill, only if the hardware that it controls can kill.... This reminds me a little of Tom Clancy's NetForce. There was a co-ordinated jailbreak which involved some guys in a van, and a hacker. It just made me think to myself "Who is the IDIOT who connected the jail cell door solenoid to the internet?". It's THOSE guys that do the killing, not the software.

  14. Re:Isn't that an OS? on A Motherboard That Doesn't Require An OS · · Score: 1

    At work, when I ask users what OS they have, they often tell say "NEC MultiSync".

  15. Re:Or maybe on How The Web Ruined The Encyclopedia Business · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's because nobody wants to RTF Encyclopedia.

  16. I'm not in it for the money.... on Changing Jobs for Job Satisfaction? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On some really bad days, I sometimes consider leaving the IT industry and becoming a botanist.
    What's the worst that could happen? Your bulbs don't germinate on time? Maybe some of your plants get some bugs... It's not like 500 employees breathing down your neck because the server is down.

    But I would really miss working with the people. Go figure. The source of most of my IT pain is really the only reason for working in the industry.

  17. Re:OMG! on Acer Plans A 16 lb. Notebook · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is your sister the crushinator?

  18. Who's Next? on SCO Names 1st Lawsuit Target: AutoZone [Updated] · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please be Disney...
    Please be Disney....
    Please be Disney....

  19. Re:Why? 'Cause it ain't! on WordPerfect Back From the Wilderness · · Score: 1

    What? Are you nuts? The lawyers would then just file a lawsuit for infringement of ideas!

  20. What we really want to know is... on Famous Hawking Black Hole Bet Resolved? · · Score: 1

    Which one went into the black hole to find out?

  21. Re:Haven't had a problem with firmware updates yet on Firmware Upgrades For Everything · · Score: 1

    12 years ago, I was working for a small clone computer manufacturing company. The latest machines there were 386s that run at a whopping 33Mhz. At that time, I read an article in a trade mag about some motherboards having a flashable bios, and that soon, in the future, *ALL* motherboards would have a flashable bios. Well, at the time, there was only one way to overclock your CPU, and it was JUST the CPU: Replace the crystal! All other settings on the board were controlled by jumpers. After reading the article, I thought to myself "Why in the world would they make ALL the motherboards with flashable bios? It's a complete waste of time, nobody would need that!"

    Apparently, the industry foresaw the future development of crappy hardware with a poorly written BIOS that would need updating.

    Today, I'm asking the same question. "Why in the world would I need to upgrade the bios in my toaster, electric razor, hairdryer, electric toothbrush?"

    How bad can they screw those things up?

  22. Re:Windows isn't much better on Open-Source Software and "The Luxury of Ignorance" · · Score: 1

    It's not intuitive because it really asks the wrong question. Instead of "is this a local printer or network printer", it would make more sense to say "is the print queue stored locally or on a network drive". The reason they don't, is because most end-users would say "What's a queue?". Even I think it's a silly word!

  23. Re:Hitchhiker's Guide! on Magic Words - Interactive Fiction in the 21st Century · · Score: 1

    I know! I found a bug in the game which got me 425 points out of a total of 400 points!

  24. So what? on Professor iPod Discusses Device's Social Impact · · Score: 1

    Those kids never listened to us old folk anyway.

    Those kids and their iPods... And GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!

  25. Here's to hoping... on Microsoft Beta Includes Built-in Virus Scanner · · Score: 1

    I just hope that the next OS (Longhorn?) has an option to NOT EVEN INSTALL these features, but leave them checked by default. Just in case I do want to install my own firewall, my own web browser, my own antivirus, and my own pop-up blocker. The LAST thing we need is more crap "built-in" to the OS.