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  1. summing it all up.... on Vista Media Center Plus CableCard Equals No TV · · Score: 4, Funny

    The short version? It doesn't work. The long version? It still doesn't work.

  2. If your dogs name is EULA.... on Second Life Arbitration Clause Unenforceable · · Score: 0

    ..it is more than likely being anal raped now.

    (about time)

  3. Re:Trivial to remove on Apple Hides Account Info in DRM-Free Music · · Score: 0

    Actually, yes it is: Control-click.
    Yes, I saw the smiley, but it's a canard that needs to die.


    ...sorry, I'm a Windows user, can you tell me what "canard" means?

  4. Re:This trailer is INCOMPLETE on Transformers Full Theatrical Trailer Available · · Score: 0

    ...now everyone sing along with me,

    TRANSFORMERS! the acting that I despise,
    Transformers...hit them apple pies!
    (was reaching on the last line)

  5. Re:Bounty Hunters on Is Paying Hackers Good for Business? · · Score: 0

    exactly...that's why the likes of Microsoft and Apple need to rely on 3l33t peeps with sk1llz like b0b4 f3++.

  6. Stiffy McStifferson on Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films · · Score: 0

    ...two live actions films.

    Thank god for the decision to go live action. I don't think I could have handled one more stiff performance by the CGI created Natalie Portman character.

  7. CSI-Redmond on Vista For Forensic Investigators · · Score: 0

    ...the only time I see forensics being used in conjunction with Vista is when poor old Granny Millie takes her 4 year old PC to Best Buy and bashes poor young Timmy James(just working there to save up enough for prom) over the head with it (and thus killing him on the spot) after trying to install Windows Vista(the lifestyle simplifier) which she had recently been "coerced" into purchasing there on her last visit.

  8. Re:Inquiring minds want to know... on USPS Announces Star Wars Stamp Set · · Score: 4, Funny

    well, the US Postal service has thought of that.

    In the 1st series, yes, Han will be printed first.
    In the 2nd series Han is printed second, but only after George Lucas is found dead from licking too many 1st edition Princess Lea in a metal bikini stamps, thus making it the most popular stamp in the series.
    The 3rd series won't really be stamps, but CGI representations that don't quite live up to the first series of stamps.

  9. Re:Nup, No, Nada. on Microsoft Move to be the End of JPEG? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1) The 'HD' doesn't stand for High Definition,it's just there to get the association with HD TV in consumers minds.

    Whew, for a minute there I thought maybe it was for Honoring Dvorak.

  10. Re:Good morning to you too... on Captain America Dead at 66 · · Score: 0

    That's a fine way to start the day. Log on to the computer and find out Captain America is being killed off? Why don't you shoot my dog too?

    ...he WAS aiming for your dog, but good ole Cap jumped in the way and took the bullet in the name of PETA.

  11. Re:Let me... on Teacher Avoids Getting Sent to Siberia For Piracy · · Score: 0

    Wow! I'm truly shocked it took that many posts to get down to the first "In Russia..." joke reference!

    Don't tell me that everyone else is side tracked wondering "is Anna Nicole's kid mine"!?

  12. Re:PPAR-Gamma is a cellular receptor, not a compou on Cancer Drug Found; Scientist Annoyed · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sorry, but I haven't read the latest issue of "PPAR-gamma Receptor Weekly", so this IS news to me!

    Although I probably will pick up the current issue with the special tribute to Anna Nicole.

  13. This just may be the dirtiest... on Roomba + Wii remote + Perl = Awesome · · Score: 0

    ...tech jargon/innuendo I have ever heard.

    (from video)
    "...control your room-ba with your wee remote."

  14. Re:bigger story on Do Not Flush Your iPod · · Score: 0

    ...and to visit/talk to/be in the same vicinity of a girl no less!

    So wait, all those WoW players telling us they really have a girlfriend in a Canada might actually be true?

  15. ...and so the molecular Bible states, on NASA Reaffirms Big Bang Theory · · Score: 1

    This is called the era of reionization, the point when the light from the first stars ionized hydrogen atoms, liberating electrons from the protons.

    In the beginning
    electrons always overpowered the evils
    Of all proton's sins.......
    But in time
    The atoms grew weak
    And our systems fell to slums
    While proton's stood strong
    In the dusts of space
    Lurked the blackest of stars
    For he whom they feared
    Awaited them.......
    Now many many ions later
    Lay destroyed, beaten, beaten down,
    Only corpses of particles
    Ashes of dreams
    And blood-stained planets.......
    It has been written
    Those who have the youth
    Have the future
    So come now children of the electrons
    Be strong
    And shout at Stephen Hawking!

  16. Re:pr0n on Review - Full Auto · · Score: 0
  17. Re:pr0n on Review - Full Auto · · Score: 0

    Yes, in case you were not paying attention, I just insulted male homosexuals and women inside of two sentences. The streak of celibacy continues!

    ...it's too bad your mom didn't practice the same concept in celibacy that you pocess.

  18. Re:Pardon me on Urine Powered Battery Developed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great...now Everready and Duracel are going to get into ANOTHER pissing contest over batteries!

  19. Dear SCO... on SCO Says Email Is Inaccurate · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...and which can be avoided by deliberate obfuscation

    Go F#@K Y%#Rself!

  20. Becareful... on Anatomy of a Hack · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ..I have a feeling Goatse's little brother Hack is now going to show HIS anatomy on this fine 4th of July weekend!

  21. Re:Nothing new...move along. on Swapless PSP Exploit Released · · Score: 0

    ...and you should be able to hack anything you own -- it's yours.

    Someone should have clued in Lorena Bobbit to that rule!

  22. Too bad... on DoubleClick Warns Against Ad-Blocking Browsers · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...I can't make first post as a pop up!

  23. Bleeding edge no more... on GeForce 7800 GTX Review · · Score: 0

    Count me as one of those video card/PC gamer geeks that had to have the latest and greatest card to play the latest and greatest PC games on the market...

    No more.

    600 bones for a vid card that is going to showcase what reveloutionry/evolutionary new game? With the next generation of console machines hitting the market in the next year, supposedly in the $400-$500 price range, I take that along with the over priced vid card market as my cue to become a pure console gamer. HDTV, amazing graphics, home media, I see no need to be bleeding edge anymore on my PC.

  24. quick date check... on Debian 3.1 (Sarge) Released · · Score: 0

    ...hmmm...Apple/Intel..Debian new release...

    you say it's NOT April first???

  25. Yeah but... on Building the World's Most Powerful Laser · · Score: 0

    ..can it blast holes through campus statues, point party goers to an all night swimming pool party with female beauty school students, and cook up a mean 20 ton jiffy pop in my dickhead science instructor's new house?