The Village is set in modern times? OMFG! I thought it was set in the late 1700s or early 1800s. What in the fucking fuck? Now I am really disappointed; I'm not even sure I want to see it now. At the end of the movie they will probably just call in the air force to lay napalm over the woods. What a bummer.
I have a decent system, and lately it seems as if Quicktime movies are VERY resource hungry. I don't even try to play movies with high resolutions. Just try moving the Quicktime window around when you are playing a high-resolution movie. Talk about the ultimate bloat. I'd much rather just download a plain mpeg, even if it is twice the file size.
Witness the miracle of Open Source. I guess this is what you get when you have a bunch of punjabs programming your non-compliant website. Too bad VA Software won't outsource the editorial jobs, though.
You've really done it now. The Secret Slashdot Moderators have been alerted and are on their way to mod you down accordingly! Just pray to God that they go easy on you and only drop your karma instead of bitchslapping you. Count your lucky stars if they don't decide to ban your IP, as well.
I've got a (by today's terms) modest Athlon XP 1500+ and GeForce 3 card. Got them in late 2000 for a decent price, and they play every game I've thrown at them good enough, even if I have to set it to Low or Medium quality (UT2k4, Pandorra Tomorrow). I don't really care about Doom 3. I'm waiting for HL2 (and DNF), but I'm not upgrading unless it's unplayable. People who upgrade every 6 months are total stooges. I'm on the conservative end of the scale, though. If you want to stay current, but don't want to spend a lot of money, I think upgrading every 1-2 years to the 2nd-tier hardware is a good choice.
This does beg the question: What happens to all that old hardware? Do they give it to friends? Sell it? Or, God forbid, throw it away?
While Fileplanet might remind you of Real, it is really not as bad as you make it out. The only thing I dislike about Fileplanet is that you need an account to download anything. And you have to wait a long time to download during peak hours. Other than that, there's nothing misleading or shady about it. Go to the link provided in the article blurb, click the Download button. After you've logged in, you are presented with a two lists of locations from which to download. The first list is for subscribers (as it clearly indicates), and the second list is for the free public servers (as it clearly indicates). It tells you the current load and (approximate) wait time for each server. Sure, there are some really fucking annoying flash ads (don't worry, Slashdot will get these soon), but there's nothing trying to force you to subscribe. It's not burried away at the bottom of the page in tiny text like Real Player used to be. I think it's amazing that they still have public servers. Do you know how many terrabyes they go through in a month (hell, probably in a day)? It must cost a small fortune, and I can still download anything and everything (well, they occasionally have a limited-time exclusive for subscribers) to my heart's content and not have to pay a dime. I don't have to click on any ads or view forced pop-ups or pop-unders. The only thing I have to give up is time. They do make you install a download manager applet to download stuff from them, though. And the public servers are capped at 100KB/s, but I almost always download at the max speed. I think Fileplanet provides a great service with a minimum hassle.
The Smashing Pumpkins' last album was never in stores. They made 25 vinyl prints, and told the fans to rip them and put them online. Their last studio album, which was released in stores, was Machina. The very last album, Machina II, was really just the leftovers of Machina (and a little new stuff), and Virgin didn't want to release it, so the Pumpkins said fuck it and put it out there for the people to hear. For the full details, please go here.
Go here for the base64 Windows executable. Copy and paste all the parent's jibberish into a plain text file, remove all the spaces, save it as "in.txt" or whatever. Run "base64 -d in.txt out.jpg" and behold the glory of nuclear power.
Is it just me, or does it look like the animal in that picture is getting fucked in the ass?
Anyway, judging by your username and posting history (only this one), I can only hope that you will be giving us more enjoyable base64-encoded trolls. I look forward to hearing from you in the future.
I am your typical Slashbot, and as usual I do not know what I should think about this issue. Oh wait, now I remember! RMS and the GPL are infallable and all software which is not graced with their blessings is EVIL! Being a Slashbot is hard work, and if you don't follow the party line it's very likely that you will be modded down accordingly! It's a good thing that I was able to remember the appropriate way to think about this particular issue.
I was watching G.I. Jane on TNT last night, and there's this line where she is supposed to say "Suck my dick.", and then all these guys start cheering. It was changed to "Suck my stick.", and then all the guys started cheering. Fucking hillarious. Anyway, to me that still conveys the same message, only not as offensive. So I don't know what the hell is going on with all this FCC stuff. Also, I don't think you can hold the FCC 100% entirely responsible. Do you know how many parents called up CBS (and the FCC) to report the boob incident? Personally, I am more offended by all the Levitra commercials during the Super Bowl. "NO, I DO NOT HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION. STOP FUCKING TELLING ME TO ASK MY DOCTOR, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
I especially enjoyed the part where Batman touched Robin's junk liberally.
Seriously, that is a pretty damn good read. I have it in my closet and occasionally glance through it. However, I think the cartoon Batman: The Animated Series captured Batman perfectly. Only the first Batman movie rivals it. If you are a Batman fan, you HAVE to see the Mask of the Phantasm movie. Sure, it's a cartoon, but it's awesome. Not only do the characters actually bleed now, but you get to see a woman knee Joker in the nuts! Also, people actually DIE in the movie! The plot and character development (including Bruce Wayne) are brilliant. I would say it is the quintessential Batman portrayal.
Somehow, I doubt Paypal (or any other service for that matter) operates in Afghanistan. I vote we send timothy or michael over there to personally give him some money. Meanwhile, I'll figure out a way to put a bounty on their heads and everybody wins!
Typical Slashbot: You know, the MPAA is an evil corporate entity that uses its vast array of blood-sucking lawyers and huge cash hoard to intimidate and bully law-abiding consumers to OMFG LOTR:ROTK EXTENDED EDITION! *sees it 10 times and buys the special edition DVD*
YOU FUCKING FAIL IT! Not only did you completely mispell "weep", you invented a new word! Now go to your local library and rent a fucking dictionary, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
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YOU FAIL IT! I totally fucking owned your pathic ass. Please go back to your padded cell before you hurt yourself.
The Village is set in modern times? OMFG! I thought it was set in the late 1700s or early 1800s. What in the fucking fuck? Now I am really disappointed; I'm not even sure I want to see it now. At the end of the movie they will probably just call in the air force to lay napalm over the woods. What a bummer.
I have a decent system, and lately it seems as if Quicktime movies are VERY resource hungry. I don't even try to play movies with high resolutions. Just try moving the Quicktime window around when you are playing a high-resolution movie. Talk about the ultimate bloat. I'd much rather just download a plain mpeg, even if it is twice the file size.
Witness the miracle of Open Source. I guess this is what you get when you have a bunch of punjabs programming your non-compliant website. Too bad VA Software won't outsource the editorial jobs, though.
You've really done it now. The Secret Slashdot Moderators have been alerted and are on their way to mod you down accordingly! Just pray to God that they go easy on you and only drop your karma instead of bitchslapping you. Count your lucky stars if they don't decide to ban your IP, as well.
I've got a (by today's terms) modest Athlon XP 1500+ and GeForce 3 card. Got them in late 2000 for a decent price, and they play every game I've thrown at them good enough, even if I have to set it to Low or Medium quality (UT2k4, Pandorra Tomorrow). I don't really care about Doom 3. I'm waiting for HL2 (and DNF), but I'm not upgrading unless it's unplayable. People who upgrade every 6 months are total stooges. I'm on the conservative end of the scale, though. If you want to stay current, but don't want to spend a lot of money, I think upgrading every 1-2 years to the 2nd-tier hardware is a good choice.
This does beg the question: What happens to all that old hardware? Do they give it to friends? Sell it? Or, God forbid, throw it away?
Please fire timothy as well.
Since when has there been an it.slashdot.org? And what the fuck is this color scheme? It makes games.slashdot.org look like the Sistine Chapel.
Now prepare to be modded down for going against the company line.
While Fileplanet might remind you of Real, it is really not as bad as you make it out. The only thing I dislike about Fileplanet is that you need an account to download anything. And you have to wait a long time to download during peak hours. Other than that, there's nothing misleading or shady about it. Go to the link provided in the article blurb, click the Download button. After you've logged in, you are presented with a two lists of locations from which to download. The first list is for subscribers (as it clearly indicates), and the second list is for the free public servers (as it clearly indicates). It tells you the current load and (approximate) wait time for each server. Sure, there are some really fucking annoying flash ads (don't worry, Slashdot will get these soon), but there's nothing trying to force you to subscribe. It's not burried away at the bottom of the page in tiny text like Real Player used to be. I think it's amazing that they still have public servers. Do you know how many terrabyes they go through in a month (hell, probably in a day)? It must cost a small fortune, and I can still download anything and everything (well, they occasionally have a limited-time exclusive for subscribers) to my heart's content and not have to pay a dime. I don't have to click on any ads or view forced pop-ups or pop-unders. The only thing I have to give up is time. They do make you install a download manager applet to download stuff from them, though. And the public servers are capped at 100KB/s, but I almost always download at the max speed. I think Fileplanet provides a great service with a minimum hassle.
The Smashing Pumpkins' last album was never in stores. They made 25 vinyl prints, and told the fans to rip them and put them online. Their last studio album, which was released in stores, was Machina. The very last album, Machina II, was really just the leftovers of Machina (and a little new stuff), and Virgin didn't want to release it, so the Pumpkins said fuck it and put it out there for the people to hear. For the full details, please go here.
Interesting.
Go here for the base64 Windows executable. Copy and paste all the parent's jibberish into a plain text file, remove all the spaces, save it as "in.txt" or whatever. Run "base64 -d in.txt out.jpg" and behold the glory of nuclear power.
Is it just me, or does it look like the animal in that picture is getting fucked in the ass?
Anyway, judging by your username and posting history (only this one), I can only hope that you will be giving us more enjoyable base64-encoded trolls. I look forward to hearing from you in the future.
Every time I get a blowjob from your father time goes by WAY too fast.
I am your typical Slashbot, and as usual I do not know what I should think about this issue. Oh wait, now I remember! RMS and the GPL are infallable and all software which is not graced with their blessings is EVIL! Being a Slashbot is hard work, and if you don't follow the party line it's very likely that you will be modded down accordingly! It's a good thing that I was able to remember the appropriate way to think about this particular issue.
Mmmmmmmmmm....bacon.
...we can expect more nigger games in the future. Great. Please excuse me while I bust a cap in some bitch's ass, motherfucker.
First post for my gay niggers.
I love goat see.
Maybe they will outsource Slashdot editor duties ... TO A 5-LINE SCRIPT!
I was watching G.I. Jane on TNT last night, and there's this line where she is supposed to say "Suck my dick.", and then all these guys start cheering. It was changed to "Suck my stick.", and then all the guys started cheering. Fucking hillarious. Anyway, to me that still conveys the same message, only not as offensive. So I don't know what the hell is going on with all this FCC stuff. Also, I don't think you can hold the FCC 100% entirely responsible. Do you know how many parents called up CBS (and the FCC) to report the boob incident? Personally, I am more offended by all the Levitra commercials during the Super Bowl. "NO, I DO NOT HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION. STOP FUCKING TELLING ME TO ASK MY DOCTOR, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
I especially enjoyed the part where Batman touched Robin's junk liberally.
Seriously, that is a pretty damn good read. I have it in my closet and occasionally glance through it. However, I think the cartoon Batman: The Animated Series captured Batman perfectly. Only the first Batman movie rivals it. If you are a Batman fan, you HAVE to see the Mask of the Phantasm movie. Sure, it's a cartoon, but it's awesome. Not only do the characters actually bleed now, but you get to see a woman knee Joker in the nuts! Also, people actually DIE in the movie! The plot and character development (including Bruce Wayne) are brilliant. I would say it is the quintessential Batman portrayal.
Somehow, I doubt Paypal (or any other service for that matter) operates in Afghanistan. I vote we send timothy or michael over there to personally give him some money. Meanwhile, I'll figure out a way to put a bounty on their heads and everybody wins!
Typical Slashbot: You know, the MPAA is an evil corporate entity that uses its vast array of blood-sucking lawyers and huge cash hoard to intimidate and bully law-abiding consumers to OMFG LOTR:ROTK EXTENDED EDITION! *sees it 10 times and buys the special edition DVD*
YOU FUCKING FAIL IT! Not only did you completely mispell "weep", you invented a new word! Now go to your local library and rent a fucking dictionary, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
No, he's not being saracastic. (rolls eyes)