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  1. World Domination on 'Lower Rights' IE 7.0 Coming · · Score: 1

    > What features will it have that will encourage me to jump ship again?

    IE7 will have world domination.

    Not yours in the future timeframe, but Microsoft's in the present timeframe.

  2. Palm IIIx lives on Class Action Suit Forces Palm to Replace Dead PDAs · · Score: 1

    My PalmIIIx is still going strong. And I can still buy a replacement at Fry's if it falls in the toilet (like my first one did).

  3. Re:What does it really mean? on Judge Rules Offering != Distributing · · Score: 1

    > What is keeping *them* from just downloading a copy?

    They own the copyright. There is no infringement in them taking a copy of something they own.

  4. Second to one on CA Warns Of Massive Botnet Attack · · Score: 1

    Now the Internet is almost as rigged as American elections.

  5. Reinstall windows? on Sony's New DRM Technique · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like I don't do that every few months anyway.

  6. Balance of terror on Airport Screeners could see X-rated X-rays · · Score: 1

    Just remember that for every sexy X-ray, the scanner also sees a revolting one.

    The world is bell-shaped.

  7. Self-defeating discovery on Extinct Wildflower Found In California · · Score: 1

    Two days after the location of the thought-to-be-extinct flower was announced, all specimens were trampled to death by vacationing city dwellers.

  8. Question on The Future of Linux on Laptops · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > one _CAN NOT_ sell computers without an os
    > if one is at the same time selling m$ stuff.

    Why is this not illegal under anti-trust law?

  9. "The BT search seems to be down right now." on Official BitTorrent Search Opens · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gee, I can't imagine why.

  10. BSOD on Download Your Brain · · Score: 1

    Three thousand quatloos that the blue screen of death will take on new meaning in the year 2005.

  11. Re:Prostitution on Google Map Hack & Chicago Crime Data · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I'm a) not single and b) not in the US.

    Right. Foreign, married men _never_ use prostitutes.

  12. Remember DIVX? on Give Your DVD Player The Finger · · Score: 1

    No, not that DIVX, the old Rent-a-DVD-that-phones-home DIVX.

    That was less intrusive, and it flopped because people didn't buy it.

    I'll bet this new technology doesn't get even as far as DIVX did.

  13. Re:Time to fight back on USPTO Issues Email Address Patent to Microsoft · · Score: 1

    You can't sue the U.S. Government. The best you can do is get an injunction.

  14. The kid is not in Kansas anymore on iPod Dangerous When Wet · · Score: 1

    I RTFA'ed. He's in Oz.

  15. I'll bet [objoke] on Mathematicians Become Hollywood Consultants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two math consultants are sitting in the studio cafeteria, and one says to the other: "I'll bet you $50 that waitress is an unemployed mathematician."

    His friend the bet. Then while his friend is in the washroom, he calls the waitress over and says "There's a $20 tip for you if, after my friend comes back, you come over and answer my next question "four thirds pi r cubed."

    So his friend comes back from the washroom, and the waitress comes over and he says to her, "What's the integral of pi r squared?"

    "Four thirds pi r cubed," she says, "plus a constant."

  16. Fundamental units on Al Gore to Receive Internet Achievement Award · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Fundamental Unit of Computer Logic, the algorithm, was named after Al Gore, inventor of the internet.

  17. Re:Think of the greatness to society! on Searching by Image Instead of Keywords · · Score: 1

    Bisexual, eh?

  18. Markets and world domination on Gates on Google · · Score: 1

    The education "market" can be leveraged to get the business market. Put your product in enough high schools and colleges, and get an entire cohort to come to business knowing your product inside-out, and then the world changes.

    This is what IBM did with the 360 line of mainframes way back in the 60's. Gave a bunch to colleges. The grads came out of college ready to rock on the IBM hardware.

  19. Giant Antenna, NOT on Space Needle To Become WiMax Antenna · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Space Needle will be a platform for a more conventional antenna, not an antenna itself.

    Those who live in Seattle know that the Space Needle is shorter than most of the downtown buildings, but it looks tall because zoning keeps high-rise buildings away from it. And there are plenty of higher points where additional antennas could be placed, some of them not even on high-rise buildings (eg. hills).

  20. Questionable premise on The SCO Trial Through A New Lens · · Score: 3, Informative

    Quoth the article:
    "According to SCO, it is the legal successor to AT&T..."

    That is a fact in dispute. It seems the rest of the article is founded on this premise.

    If SCO does not "own" Unix, then the arguments in the article fall flat.

  21. Trustranking Slashdot on Google to use TrustRank for News, Possibly More · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll be fascinated to see how Slashdot articles get ranked.

  22. Use sentences instead of words on Enforcing Crytographically Strong Passwords · · Score: 1

    If people could use sentences instead of words, dictionary attacks would become obsolete.

    Like with PGP.

    Just require a minimum number of blanks and a minimum number of characters to assure that a sentence-like construction is being used.

  23. Thank God on Minority Report UI For The Military · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I thought the 'Minority Report' interface was three psychics in flotation chambers.

    Pseudo-VR gloves are SO 21st century.

  24. Would you like some ketchup with your motion? on Judge Denies SCO's Ex Parte Motion to Adjourn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Judge Kimball may well ask SCO to eat their motion during oral arguments.

  25. Computer voice on Is Enterprise Heading To Canada? · · Score: 1

    The American accent of the computer voice will change.

    'Bout time.