Well, well. Another poster wants to be modded up. Let me see...You touched some of the bases, but I didn't see any criticism of the U.S. government. Also there were no paranoid rantings about encryption, or blatant homosexuality. You're also not quite smug enough. "Sorry" is not a word fitting for slashdot. Worst of all, your post contains parts that could be interpreted as praising commerical software. This is a serious concern. Also you spelled "Microsoft" without a dollar sign, and your post contained no obvious typos. In short, have a goatse and come back once you've learned something.
Re:Taking currency out of the consumers hands
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If there's no stores that will take your money, what good is it? Before you post, consider that the stores all depend on computers.
Now, personally I think you're right in some sense... stores could be retooled to work without computers in the event of a widespread computer failure... but it wouldn't be pretty.
An anti-MS troll, here on slashdot? Around here, we call them "editors." Sounds like YOU have some things left to learn. You've even been modded up-- which, I need hardly tell you, is the very worst thing that can happen to a troll.
Flame linux? Have I ever been known to do such a thing? True, it is essentially a buggy, insecure implementation of a 30-year old OS, conceived when the PDP-11 was cutting edge technology. Yes, it requires users to have a detailed knowledge of OS internals just to perform mundane functions like burning a CD or securing an internet connection. It's also the preferred target of hackers, which new users often discover "the hard way."
"Bitter and insecure." Yes, I suppose that's a good description of me. But then, I did install Red Hat last year. And the bitterness is natural, simply because... well, I'm Mode0x13. Enough said.
Speaking of "Open Sores," I have one word for you: RMS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If this dirty old man endorsed ANYTHING, I would be the first person to stop using it. If you need material to "enrage the righteous and amuse the wicked" I suggest doing a search for his name on google. You won't be disappointed. But you're going to have to try really hard to be more left-wing than the editors/turkeys.
So in conclusion, your post is amusing and chatty, but it is NOT a troll, nor are you. There's a difference between being a pretentious college twat with too much time on his hands, and being a real sociopath. The function of the former is to be trolled by those smarter than himself, that of the latter, to troll.
On behalf of all neo-conservative uberfascist closed source trolls, I declare this story a disaster area. What was meant to be a harmless discussion of zany scientific ideas has turned into a morass of faggotry and pedophilia.
Of course, this is only to be expected... sexual perversion is intrinsic to the open source mentality. The source isn't the only thing that's "open" (know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge...)
Protect your children! Defend your homes! Smash the oppressive linux boxes and burn the books! All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
"Some large group of people really hates you" is correct English. However, Beee, continue stinging this pompous loser.
P.S. I use linux. TO POOP ON!
Re:A PC beats a PDA any day
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Sold to a troll? Bollocks! What self-respecting troll would buy a shitdot account?
Mode0x13
Re:Sony == DMCA. Bad people. M'kay?
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Hahaha... you haven't realized yet that teenagers are idiots. And the corollary is that your so-called political principles are really idiotic as well.
If you are a real "nerd" and not a wannabe, you will probably get a job producing intellectual property of some kind. At that point you can believe anything you like about politics... it won't matter. Your job, your life will be creating or implementing programming ideas. When you were a kid you didn't care what the school janitors thought about their work. Why should management care about what programmers and engineers think about intellectual property?
In the final analysis software is just software. Get off your fucking high horse and realize that GNU/chumps are wasting their lives. The only people who benefit from free software (note the lower-case "f") are companies like IBM who realize they can make a buck off of it. IBM is a hardware company, not a software company. There's nothing they'd love more than to get rid of some unnecessary programmers. Now, thanks to the "GNU" foundation, they can.
What's wrong with laws like the DMCA, anyway? Companies deserve to have their intellectual creations protected by law. You wouldn't shoplift from the grocery store, so why do you feel morally obliged to pilfer from the video and music stores? Oh, I forgot. It's not wrong any more when you do it in the privacy of your own home.
I guess I've used too many big words in this post for it to be a really effective message to slashdot readers. But then, I'm new at the propaganda business, unlike the editors of this site.
Be quiet-- you are the town idiot. Your conspiracy theories only make you look even dumber than you are.
Why should microsloth donate to our shitty public schools anyway? They're just going to produce another generation of clueless fuckups like you.
This is grade school, not college. If you want to nerd out with your shitbox, at least have the decency to go somewhere far, far away from all the other kids.
I'd like to share a... revelation... that I've had during my time here.
It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is _consumed_. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area.
There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet... you are a plague, and WE are the cure.
Despite all of the witty rhetoric and insightful commentary on this site, many of the readers have lost touch with one important fact. What is it, you ask? Well...
Frankly, LINUX SUCKS. It is the buggiest, most unstable operating system ever created for IBM PC (c). It is not hard to see why.
Most linux developers lost their saving throw versus pathetic nerddom a long time ago. You'll find them huddled in their parent's basements, living on candy bars and Captain Crunch. You wouldn't let these feebleminded boys mow your lawn, so why should you allow them to design your operating system?
Look at the calender, people. The year is 2002, not 1979. Nerdly losers are, well, losers. There will be no golden pocket protectors for this decade's foul crop. Distributing your source code for free is just an indication that you realize how much it sucks, have accepted the aforementioned suckage, and are moving on to your next job at Denny's.
However, misery loves company (unless it's the company le miserable in question used to work for.) Hence, the open source "headmen" spread fear and hate through their communistic followers. They are merely trying to get revenge on their smarter, cleaner, colleagues, who are weathering the economic downturn. Make no mistake. When slashdot calls for the downfall of Blizzard or Microsoft, it is not because these companies are "unfree," it's because their very existence mocks the stale dreams of the would be "'leetists." It's nerd against nerd. What a sad, sad spectacle.
But there is something you can do about it. Visit your local computer store today and buy a licensed copy of Windows XP, the most innovative operating system ever created. It's hard to get help when your operating system is created by a bunch of teenagers who can't even match their socks or get a date. But when you're using Windows XP, customer service will gladly help you with any problem you may encounter. Not only that, but you'll be in the company of scientists, engineers, administrators, and everyone else who just doesn't give a fuck about configuring his/etc/fstab. Remember, linux is only "free" if your time is of no value. Also, linux is only secure if your computer is not connected to the internet. Give up your futile, sexually repellent nerdisms and return to the company that started it all.
I have already ordered my 31337 squadron of 16 cats to crap all over your house... and on you while you're sleeping. Then they will bite everything you own to pieces and piss in your linux b0x.
Slashdot Mirror
Guiness? Not good? You ought to see the shit they drink at the frats.
P.S. Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.
- Mode 0x13
Well, well. Another poster wants to be modded up.
Let me see...You touched some of the bases, but I didn't see any criticism of the U.S. government. Also there were no paranoid rantings about encryption, or blatant homosexuality.
You're also not quite smug enough. "Sorry" is not a word fitting for slashdot. Worst of all, your post contains parts that could be interpreted as praising commerical software. This is a serious concern. Also you spelled "Microsoft" without a dollar sign, and your post contained no obvious typos.
In short, have a goatse and come back once you've learned something.
One word:
www.goatse.cx
Bravo. Magnificent.
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of posts like this...
Just like *BSD.
-Mode0x13
If there's no stores that will take your money, what good is it? Before you post, consider that the stores all depend on computers. Now, personally I think you're right in some sense... stores could be retooled to work without computers in the event of a widespread computer failure... but it wouldn't be pretty.
first post
oh yeah, I r0X0r!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
An anti-MS troll, here on slashdot? Around here, we call them "editors." Sounds like YOU have some things left to learn. You've even been modded up-- which, I need hardly tell you, is the very worst thing that can happen to a troll.
Flame linux? Have I ever been known to do such a thing? True, it is essentially a buggy, insecure implementation of a 30-year old OS, conceived when the PDP-11 was cutting edge technology. Yes, it requires users to have a detailed knowledge of OS internals just to perform mundane functions like burning a CD or securing an internet connection. It's also the preferred target of hackers, which new users often discover "the hard way."
"Bitter and insecure." Yes, I suppose that's a good description of me. But then, I did install Red Hat last year. And the bitterness is natural, simply because... well, I'm Mode0x13. Enough said.
Speaking of "Open Sores," I have one word for you: RMS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If this dirty old man endorsed ANYTHING, I would be the first person to stop using it. If you need material to "enrage the righteous and amuse the wicked" I suggest doing a search for his name on google. You won't be disappointed. But you're going to have to try really hard to be more left-wing than the editors/turkeys.
So in conclusion, your post is amusing and chatty, but it is NOT a troll, nor are you. There's a difference between being a pretentious college twat with too much time on his hands, and being a real sociopath. The function of the former is to be trolled by those smarter than himself, that of the latter, to troll.
P.S. Props to l33t Joe
Linus Torvaldees and Anal Cock can move to the premises. After they're dead they'll smell almost as bad.
Of course, this is only to be expected... sexual perversion is intrinsic to the open source mentality. The source isn't the only thing that's "open" (know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge...)
Protect your children! Defend your homes! Smash the oppressive linux boxes and burn the books! All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Goodbye, and God Bless....
Regards,
Mode0x13
P.S. I use linux. TO POOP ON!
Sold to a troll? Bollocks! What self-respecting troll would buy a shitdot account?
Mode0x13
Hahaha... you haven't realized yet that teenagers are idiots. And the corollary is that your so-called political principles are really idiotic as well.
If you are a real "nerd" and not a wannabe, you will probably get a job producing intellectual property of some kind. At that point you can believe anything you like about politics... it won't matter. Your job, your life will be creating or implementing programming ideas. When you were a kid you didn't care what the school janitors thought about their work. Why should management care about what programmers and engineers think about intellectual property?
In the final analysis software is just software. Get off your fucking high horse and realize that GNU/chumps are wasting their lives. The only people who benefit from free software (note the lower-case "f") are companies like IBM who realize they can make a buck off of it. IBM is a hardware company, not a software company. There's nothing they'd love more than to get rid of some unnecessary programmers. Now, thanks to the "GNU" foundation, they can.
What's wrong with laws like the DMCA, anyway? Companies deserve to have their intellectual creations protected by law. You wouldn't shoplift from the grocery store, so why do you feel morally obliged to pilfer from the video and music stores? Oh, I forgot. It's not wrong any more when you do it in the privacy of your own home.
I guess I've used too many big words in this post for it to be a really effective message to slashdot readers. But then, I'm new at the propaganda business, unlike the editors of this site.
Until next time,
Mode0x13
All of you are gay: film at 11.
Brilliant, simply brilliant.
the pain of listening to this idiot will last longer than 200 years. Maybe there should be a mandatory IQ test for slashdot posters
you're GAY
The French are the foremost nuclear power in western europe, you bonehead. This isn't 1950.
Be quiet-- you are the town idiot. Your conspiracy theories only make you look even dumber than you are. Why should microsloth donate to our shitty public schools anyway? They're just going to produce another generation of clueless fuckups like you.
This is grade school, not college. If you want to nerd out with your shitbox, at least have the decency to go somewhere far, far away from all the other kids.
It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is _consumed_. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area.
There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet... you are a plague, and WE are the cure.
-Mode 13 hex.
Frankly, LINUX SUCKS. It is the buggiest, most unstable operating system ever created for IBM PC (c). It is not hard to see why.
Most linux developers lost their saving throw versus pathetic nerddom a long time ago. You'll find them huddled in their parent's basements, living on candy bars and Captain Crunch. You wouldn't let these feebleminded boys mow your lawn, so why should you allow them to design your operating system?
Look at the calender, people. The year is 2002, not 1979. Nerdly losers are, well, losers. There will be no golden pocket protectors for this decade's foul crop. Distributing your source code for free is just an indication that you realize how much it sucks, have accepted the aforementioned suckage, and are moving on to your next job at Denny's.
However, misery loves company (unless it's the company le miserable in question used to work for.) Hence, the open source "headmen" spread fear and hate through their communistic followers. They are merely trying to get revenge on their smarter, cleaner, colleagues, who are weathering the economic downturn. Make no mistake. When slashdot calls for the downfall of Blizzard or Microsoft, it is not because these companies are "unfree," it's because their very existence mocks the stale dreams of the would be "'leetists." It's nerd against nerd. What a sad, sad spectacle.
But there is something you can do about it. Visit your local computer store today and buy a licensed copy of Windows XP, the most innovative operating system ever created. It's hard to get help when your operating system is created by a bunch of teenagers who can't even match their socks or get a date. But when you're using Windows XP, customer service will gladly help you with any problem you may encounter. Not only that, but you'll be in the company of scientists, engineers, administrators, and everyone else who just doesn't give a fuck about configuring his
YOU FAGGOT! You, yes you!
I have already ordered my 31337 squadron of 16 cats to crap all over your house... and on you while you're sleeping. Then they will bite everything you own to pieces and piss in your linux b0x.
-Mode0x13
Shitting on the floor and trolling slashdot is your natural behavior? Maybe you should consider an animal shelter.