User: The_Fire_Horse

FIRST POST

On: Font HOWTO For Linux

wouldnt this be nice in 72 point Roman !

Re:Camera/Phone?

On: First US Camera/Phone

No, they take good pictures.

Here is a sample pic from my phone.

enjoy

The Passing of the Slashot Trolls

On: More on Microsoft vs. Lik Sang

In the beginning, there was nothing, but HE created the Universe (patent pending) in six days - and it was good.

And on the seventh day HE rested, but while HE was resting the slashdot troll cried .. FIRST POST... WOOOT!! ... and it was good

For 4 score years the trolls spoke, and freedom of speech reigned free.... and it was Good

But, then the cleansing came....
- and the ArcAngel 'Taco' swept down and banished the trolls ....and it was bad

All the trolls were forever more forced to post as AC's


This post is a tribute to all the Trolls who have first posted and lost.
Ahem...

ummm.... that was me

On: Undersea Deposits of Frozen Methane Found

sorry - I had a really big curry the other night.

Re:Just get the popup add filter!

On: Netscape 7.0 is Out

I heard that the only way you pass the exams is by giving your Maths teacher Mr Jenkins some 'special support' after hours - is this true?

Why is there censorship on slashdot ??

On: Is Win2k + SP3 HIPAA Compliant?

Did you know that if 5 moderators dont agree with you and mod you down you will get bad karma and then only be able to post twice a day?

First they silenced the trolls, and I didnt complain because I wasnt a troll - who needs that crap anyway.

Then they silenced the Mac users and I didnt complain because I wasnt a Mac user - fucking faggots

Then they silenced the Windows users and I actually cheered about this one - fucking lamers

Then they silenced the OS2 users, but no one even noticed

Then they silenced the RedHat users because they are corporate sellouts anyway and only newbie wankers use redhat

Then they came to silence me, and I realised I was the only one left (I run freeBSD :)


Its's time to stop the censorship on slahdot. Just because you dont agree with the comments, is no reason to 'ban' the person for the day.
Email jamie@slashdot.org if you think this is unfair

Why is there censorship on slashdot ??

On: Michael Simms of LGP and TuxGames

Did you know that if 5 moderators dont agree with you and mod you down you will get bad karma and then only be able to post twice a day?

First they silenced the trolls, and I didnt complain because I wasnt a troll - who needs that crap anyway.

Then they silenced the Mac users and I didnt complain because I wasnt a Mac user - fucking faggots

Then they silenced the Windows users and I actually cheered about this one - fucking lamers

Then they silenced the OS2 users, but no one even noticed

Then they silenced the RedHat users because they are corporate sellouts anyway and only newbie wankers use redhat

Then they came to silence me, and I realised I was the only one left (I run freeBSD :)


Its's time to stop the censorship on slahdot. Just because you dont agree with the comments, is no reason to 'ban' the person for the day.
Email jamie@slashdot.org if you think this is unfair

FIRST POST ...... CLAIMED! ! !

On: Toshiba, NEC Plan To Create Yet Another Optical Format

FIRST POST ! ! !

Ha ha ha - suffer in your jocks, loozers... he he he

there were actually 6 before me but they were all on topic... hmph... idiots!

Re:Fraud and Spam?

On: Web Profits in the Gutter

nice troll, you had me laughing my ass off!

Re:NASA or NSA?

On: NASA Plan to Read Brainwaves at Airports

easy - just take the 'A'chievement out of NASA and you're left with the NSA :)

Re:Phirst Poast Phirst Poast

On: Support Your Local ... DNUG?

are you kidding - that's by far, the best first post I've seen in a long time. It takes DETERMINATION to pull that one off..
Well Done!!

Re:fp

On: MMORPG: Money, Money, Money

sorry, sonny; but this post is claimed by the CLIT

What do you mean the CliT is dead?? - Just because CmdrShtHd limits the trolls to 2 posts per day, doesn't mean that we aren't going to go away quietly and install windows XP like he wants us to. Sorry - but that's not going to happen.

So where was I - oh, yes; I CLAIM THIS FIRST POST FOR ALL THE EX-TROLLS OF SLASHDOT who are now forced to post as scummy AC's. Oh, the humanity!!

Censorship sucks arse, Taco - remove the 2 post per day limit

HOWTO: Treat a woman after a night at the pub

On: The Future in Gear

You're a man and you want to be treated like one - but after coming home from the bar on a Friday night your girlfriend confronts you and demands to talk about "where the relationship is going" - you are a little pissed, but not pissed enough to dismiss the danger signals - what should you do ?

Hi, I'm the The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from such posts as "101 Great Blond Jokes"
, and "Oh, you're a feminist?... how cute"

Today we discuss the course of action which must be taken when a women says that dreaded sentence : "where the relationship is going"
Here is a selection of possible responses

1. fuck off bitch - the footy's on the telly
2. fuck off bitch, after you suck my dick of course!
3. fuck off bitch, I'm spent - your 18yr old sister just sucked my dick for me - AND she swallowed!!
4. snap me a beer, will you - there's a good girl
5. So.... you're one of those "Dont call me a chick, chicks?"

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Future in gear

On: The Future in Gear

... I thought it was future in REAR !!!

Re:CENSORSHIP ON SLASHDOT

On: FCC Allows Bells to Sell Your Telephone Usage Data

Yo! Taco - time to rethink the censorship idea... Come on, this limit of 2 comments a day is FUCKING SILLY. Jeez, let the trolls have their say - what do you have to hide????

We dont take up much space in the database, and to be honest it was a troll's comment that first got me interested in slashdot - they *can* be very funny sometimes you know!

VOTE [1] - SAY NO TO CENSORSHIP ON SLASHDOT

Slashdot censorship makes baby jesus cry

On: The Importance of Being Debian

So what is this shit about 2 posts a day for people who dont have great karma?

What you are saying is that anyone who doesnt post positively to the 'groupthink' of this blog is going to be limited in the discussions. Taco, was this your idea, or did your new bosses tell you to do this?

Ok, so a lot of us trolls post shit - so fucking what - how many fucking bytes do the words "FIRST POST" take up in your fucking precious database. Jees - if you are going to take the road to complete censorship, and least do it SLOWLY so we dont notice the gradual erosion of our liberties.

How about starting by limiting the number of posts to 10 so that at least when we do participate in discussions as trolls we can actually answer back.

Anyway, that's the end of my rant, and because I only have 2 posts I am going to put ALL my thoughts into the end of this one.... [takes a deep breath]....

Hi. I'm The_Fire_Horse, and you might remember me from such postings as 'What to do when your favourite website turns into a 1984 style Ministry of Truth', and 'HOWTO - Practical applications of Quantum Physics for Rednecks'.

Todays talk is going to be complete shit because the janitors have decided to stiffle free speech...

FIRST POST

Support the CLIT!!

Imagine a bewolf cluster of [whatever the latest shit hardware is being wanked about]

Does it run Linux?

All your base belong to the Slashdot Editors - if you disagree with the mindless fuckheads, no one will ever know because your voice wont be heard

To summarize... dont be so fucking cheap with hard drive space - if people want to read at -1. ... let them. Remember also that there isn't a troll here who doesnt have at least 1 karma capped account; i.e. the people who give this website the insightful comments... oh, thats right... you dont give a fuck about comments do you - well, I guess this comment will just fall on deaf ears wont it.

Re:An M.D. is just a Mechanic + 8 years of school

On: Interesting Enemies For a Diagnostic Database

I totally agree - most of them these days are just greedy, money hungry bastards.

To put it perspective, the only difference between a doctor and your mindless PHB is that the doctor spent an extra couple of years drinking beer in college.

Re:TISM

On: Yucca Mountain Approved for US Nuclear Waste Storage

you have a strange fucked up mind... I like it!

Always nice to see another SA boy on slashdot

Re:My Ass

On: Yucca Mountain Approved for US Nuclear Waste Storage

allow me to congratulate you on a fine first post - the CLIT rules!

Re:No

On: Time to Purchase a DVD-R?

Has anyone mentioned that you are a gutless turd ?

You are a real 'state of the art nerd' aren't you - you cant try anything until 'MICROSUX' tell you its ok... what a loser

Re:I AM PRO-ABORTION

On: Scientists Grow Human Thymus From Stem Cells

and I think that we SHOULD harvest 3 month old aborted foetuses for stem cell research.

You'll find that most people agree with me, but dont have the guts to say so.

Re:How is he surviving?

On: Fake Light Sabers Making Real Cash

I like your sig. Now please drive to the next 'window' - the next portal to new dimension!

Re:Another Ethical Obligation.

On: Ethical Obligations

Saturday June 15, 08:22PM; 192.168.0.1, http://www.goatse.cx
Saturday June 15, 08:28PM; Anonymous Coward, http://www.goatse.cx
Saturday June 15, 08:29PM; Big Bird, http://www.goatse.cx
Saturday June 15, 08:29PM; Cmdr Taco, http://www.goatse.cx
Saturday June 15, 08:30PM; Anonymous Coward, http://www.goatse.cx
Saturday June 15, 08:30PM; Jon Katz, http://www.goatse.cx
Saturday June 15, 08:31PM; Jon Katz, http://www.goatse.cx

Re:old saying but valid

On: Ethical Obligations

That's exactly what this guy said - and look where it got him!!

Re:w00t!

On: Ethical Obligations

Hey - that's pretty damn good, but a bit spooky for me, as my wife and kids are watching that very movie as I type this into slashdot..