There's no homeless people sleeping in parks at night....that's the beauty of it Lisa, as soon as winter comes around, they all freeze to death.
People are much, much friendlier.
Not even the Swedish tourist agency would lie like this. Anybody but the most dishonest of men would blush so hard saying this that you could hear it over the internet.
Actually, this is just Apple's way of making up to a long lost son. You see, many years ago, Apple and Windows 3.1 got drunk at a party and one thing lead to another...
Nine months later, the bastard child of Windows 3.1 was born to much acclaim--with a red-faced DOS wondering why on earth is own child looked so little like him. Well, it's been a few years, and that son's faithful parents have both passed away. After several years drifting between orphanages and foster homes, Apple opened the local paper to find a picture of the bastard son he had nearly forgotten.
This adoption is Apples way of righting what went wrong and maybe, just maybe, giving this poor child a future full of hope and promise.
Hot damn, I never thought of it that way! Thanks for calling us on that before we went through the trouble of sending several thousand barges out to sea.
[i]the Alexandrian library containing most of the world's knowledge up to that point,[/i]
Considering the practices of the day's pedagogues, this probably resulted in the largest loss of pederast erotica to date.
[i]the slaughter of the Druids, who thanks to not having a system of writing took their people's knowledge rites and history with them to the grave,[/i]
Iron Age hippies--no loss. They were such an easy beat-down, that the Roman army was done in time to watch Lavrencivs VVelk that evening.
[i]the Indus civilization which 5,300 years ago developed cities that were more sophisticated than many that Pakistan's and India's people currently live in,[/i]
More sophisticated than modern Pakistan and India? Once you get everybody to start driving on the same side of the road, you're there.
[i]where the hell the Basque people came from and why their culture is so distinct from the rest of Europe,[/i]
And the origin of their centuries-old recipies for C4.
I suggest you study the history of the procurement of the Beretta 9mm pistol, replacement for the old.45 auto.
One caveat...
Of all the fanboys I've ever met, none were ever as rabid as 1911 fanboys. A Muslim might strap himself to a bomb to fight infidels, a Christian might let themselves be thrown to the lions rather than give up his fate, but a 1911 fanboy will sit in his Lay-Z-Boy with the lights out for months just waiting for a burglar to shoot at so that he brag about it on m1911.org
The solution is as easy as random number generators. I've seen them used for logons to Motorola corporate networks since around 1995 and for internet banking for at least five years. It is quite difficult to find internet banking here in Sweden, for instance, which doesn't issue a small random number generator keychain-sized thingie.
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I am a Swedish-speaking American expat...
...that's the beauty of it Lisa, as soon as winter comes around, they all freeze to death.
There's no homeless people sleeping in parks at night.
People are much, much friendlier.
Not even the Swedish tourist agency would lie like this. Anybody but the most dishonest of men would blush so hard saying this that you could hear it over the internet.
That's almost comic book like:
Then one day, a freak nuclear meltdown converted millions of Canadians into rude, French-speaking, chain smokers...
Then why are their advertisements still on TV?
Have Fathers Against Pr0n issued a press release on the matter??
I find your use of "ironic" in a situation which is very much the opposite of irony ironic.
The Italians were the first to sell automobiles to the Gulf, in an effort to make themselves look better.
Actually, this is just Apple's way of making up to a long lost son. You see, many years ago, Apple and Windows 3.1 got drunk at a party and one thing lead to another...
Nine months later, the bastard child of Windows 3.1 was born to much acclaim--with a red-faced DOS wondering why on earth is own child looked so little like him. Well, it's been a few years, and that son's faithful parents have both passed away. After several years drifting between orphanages and foster homes, Apple opened the local paper to find a picture of the bastard son he had nearly forgotten.
This adoption is Apples way of righting what went wrong and maybe, just maybe, giving this poor child a future full of hope and promise.
...an RX model with an unwieldly expensive to maintain engine and astronomical fuel costs.
(and I'm bracing for the karma burn here)
FUCK YOU, karma martyr!
Hot damn, I never thought of it that way! Thanks for calling us on that before we went through the trouble of sending several thousand barges out to sea.
Sincerely,
Dr. Peter Flynn
[i]the Alexandrian library containing most of the world's knowledge up to that point,[/i]
Considering the practices of the day's pedagogues, this probably resulted in the largest loss of pederast erotica to date.
[i]the slaughter of the Druids, who thanks to not having a system of writing took their people's knowledge rites and history with them to the grave,[/i]
Iron Age hippies--no loss. They were such an easy beat-down, that the Roman army was done in time to watch Lavrencivs VVelk that evening.
[i]the Indus civilization which 5,300 years ago developed cities that were more sophisticated than many that Pakistan's and India's people currently live in,[/i]
More sophisticated than modern Pakistan and India? Once you get everybody to start driving on the same side of the road, you're there.
[i]where the hell the Basque people came from and why their culture is so distinct from the rest of Europe,[/i]
And the origin of their centuries-old recipies for C4.
[i]the origins of the Sphynx[/i]
Three simple words: Ancient Egyptian FurCon.
Now if only they could take care of the rest of Bavaria...
Compared to you.
Holy shit, the most prolific poster on Slashdot is a woman!
Your sig stands a good chance of improving Chinese productivity. You're with them, aren't you?
No spoof ever came with a caveat twice its size.
Conclusion: You suck at the Internet.
Wasn't that in the Book of Mormon?
Any government which allows there to be so many different sales tax rates doesn't deserve a dime from interstate transactions.
It looks like another martyr has just thrown himself to the geeks. I hope he's covered in Cheetos, or else this could take a while.
...and MEN!
I suggest you study the history of the procurement of the Beretta 9mm pistol, replacement for the old .45 auto.
One caveat...
Of all the fanboys I've ever met, none were ever as rabid as 1911 fanboys. A Muslim might strap himself to a bomb to fight infidels, a Christian might let themselves be thrown to the lions rather than give up his fate, but a 1911 fanboy will sit in his Lay-Z-Boy with the lights out for months just waiting for a burglar to shoot at so that he brag about it on m1911.org
Why not sell exclusively through your resellers if you're going to suck at it?
Oh my god, it's full of links!
The solution is as easy as random number generators. I've seen them used for logons to Motorola corporate networks since around 1995 and for internet banking for at least five years. It is quite difficult to find internet banking here in Sweden, for instance, which doesn't issue a small random number generator keychain-sized thingie.
Any Hams/Broadcast Engineers know whats in that range of frequencys?
Station KRMA