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Narwhal Tusks are Sensory Organs

PR0UD_INFIDEL writes "The New York Times is reporting that a recent study has determined that Narwhal tusks are not for fighting or breaking through ice, but are highly sensitive sensory organs. From the article: 'The close-ups showed that 10 million nerve endings tunnel from the tusk's core toward its outer surface, [and can] detect subtle changes of temperature, pressure, particle gradients and probably much else.'"

194 comments

  1. Save the whales... by iced_tea · · Score: 5, Funny

    Redeem them for valuable prizes.

    1. Re:Save the whales... by alnapp · · Score: 1

      Or
      until last, as they're the tastiest

    2. Re:Save the whales... by ozbon · · Score: 2, Informative

      *Narwhal* NOT narwhale...

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    3. Re:Save the whales... by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      now, that begs the question what is a narwhal ..

      welcome to slashdot... ;)

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    4. Re:Save the whales... by Troglodyt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Narwhals are whales.

    5. Re:Save the whales... by bgarcia · · Score: 2, Insightful
      *Narwhal* NOT narwhale...
      ...which is a type of WHALE, duh.
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  2. Am i the only pervert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that read that as a potential copulatory device (more like, assistive device)?

    1. Re:Am i the only pervert? by 3.14159265 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, you are :)

  3. senstive by garvald · · Score: 2, Funny

    in another related report today, unicorns and swordfish claim their sword's have the same sensitive attributes and should not be underrated.

  4. I knew it. by Atario · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're antennae! Narwhals are the contacts for the aliens! Where's my tinfoil...

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    1. Re:I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought it was supposed to be the Humpback Whale.

    2. Re:I knew it. by quigonn · · Score: 1

      Tinfoil is not a good idea. Recent studies showed that tinfoil actually _amplifies_ certain electromagnetic waves, like certain frequencies exclusively reserved for the US government...

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    3. Re:I knew it. by Woldry · · Score: 1

      That's just what they want you to think...

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    4. Re:I knew it. by nurhussein · · Score: 1

      Of course they are. That's why Admiral Kirk and Captain Spock came around looking for a pair.

    5. Re:I knew it. by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      If you have read the greatwinter trilogy you would know the Norwhals are just waiting for the day to broadcast the Call to kill humanity.

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    6. Re:I knew it. by zxnos · · Score: 1

      see, they want you to think that so that you take off your hat. but then you are so paranoid that they are trying to get yout hat off, you leave it on. by telling you that the waves are amplified (and in fact they are) they have successfully played off of your paranioa and thus have greater access to your thoughts. and if you do take off the hat they still have decent recpetion anyway... bit of a catch-22...

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    7. Re:I knew it. by bla · · Score: 1



      that was humpbacks.

    8. Re:I knew it. by Maitri · · Score: 1

      I am trying to decide if the fact that I knew it was a humpback whale and was all uptight over the mistake (and the major differences between the two species and how could you confuse them and etc?) makes me a bigger nerd 'cause of knowing something about Star Trek or cause of knowing something about the differences between whale species...

    9. Re:I knew it. by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      I think a copper mesh hat is the way to go, with a wire leading down your back to ground plates on your shoes, ie a partial faraday cage of sorts. Of course in the case of lightning, you might become a premium discharge point.

    10. Re:I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marine Biologist or Trekkie, that's easy. Guess which one has more of a chance of hanging out with girls in swimsuits. And the google test: 65,000 results for sexy marine biologist and 38,600 results for sexy trekkie. Picture regaling a girl with tales of studying whales, and compare that to regaling a girl with tales of wearing Vulcan Ears. On a blind date, picture the reactions of a girl who is being told she is going to be taken to an aquarium, vs a girl who is told that she is going to be dragged to a Star Trek convention. Even if you manage to get a girl because of your interest in Star Trek, it's probably someplace no man has bothered to go before. But then again, both sorts of girls are just as likely to smell like fish.

    11. Re:I knew it. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Go with whale species. That makes you a sensitive guy, in tune with nature. Star Trek makes you a geek. ;)

    12. Re:I knew it. by Maitri · · Score: 1

      LOL - if I was trying to get girls that might worry me! I happen to be one of those (apparently?) rare breed of nerds known as a female. I suppose I could take your comments and apply them to males but, speaking from personal experience, don't date/marry/get seriously involved with someone who doesn't love you for what you really are. It will make you miserable and be unfair to both of you. I was lucky enough to find someone who finds my geekiness cute and sexy. It is quite fabulous to be myself and be appreciated for what I am. I would highly recommend it and you don't get there by being anything other than what you are - even if that is a nerd or a geek. :)

    13. Re:I knew it. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Oh no! Sorry for the assumption -- there are lots of females on Slashdot... or maybe I just notice them because they tend to have the intelligent comments.

      I agree totally. I know too many female post docs who lie about what they do when they go out so as not to scare off guys. Think of it as a filter! And if you don't like the fact that I know the rough plot of most of the Star Trek movies, that's too bad. I guess you won't be interested in one of these from scratch brownies then. ;)

    14. Re:I knew it. by Maitri · · Score: 1

      No problem - I wasn't offended or anything. Just horribly amused. It can be hard to tell gender and what not from a post. :) And no fair mentioning brownies - I am afraid that chocolate (ie female kryptonite) is one steortype that I completely conform too. Now I am going to have to dig the hidden chocolate bar out of my desk.

    15. Re:I knew it. by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      with over 50000 accounts, assuming half the industry going rate (at least in terms of university graduates in the USA) then there would be oh say round half of 20% is 10% ... and 10% of 50 thousand is 5 thousand...
      and we can nock of 20% from that for obsolte/lost accounts... so say round 4000 out of 500000 slashdot accounts is a female...

      first one to guess all 4000 wins a prize!

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    16. Re:I knew it. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is closing in on a million accounts these days... does that mean 8000 females around here?

      I wonder if there's going to be a rush to register the millionth account like there was to get the ten millionth post?

  5. Nar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's no whale

    1. Re:Nar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a spa---... your mom!

  6. toothache by nut · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who new that sensitive teeth could be an evolutionary advantage...

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    1. Re:toothache by AndroidCat · · Score: 1, Funny

      And they spend their time with it in cold water. Ouch!

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    2. Re:toothache by mikesmind · · Score: 1, Funny
      Who new that sensitive teeth could be an evolutionary advantage...

      or excellent design!

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  7. Particle Gradient FYI by joey_knisch · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had to search a bit but apparently this is when the amount of particles contained in a substrate changes with respect to distance and the distribution follows a pattern.

    Source: here is the sight that made me understand.

    This is all my speculation but I imagine this would be quite useful for narwhales since they live in a food deprived environment and could sense if they were getting closer to nutrient rich waters.

    1. Re:Particle Gradient FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant deduction, Cornwallis! Who would have thought that a "particle gradient" would be a gradient of particles?!

  8. nice but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't it be "Save the Narwhales. Redeem them for valuable prizes?"

    1. Re:nice but... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > "The close-ups showed that 10 million nerve endings tunnel
      > from the tusk's core toward its outer surface, [and can]
      > detect subtle changes of temperature, pressure, particle
      > gradients and probably much else."

      Finally something better than a tongue to sink deep to the hilt inside your lover's holes.

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  9. Now that you mention it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I've got a highly sensitive tusk shaped sensory organ too!

  10. Me too by SpaceAdmiral · · Score: 5, Funny

    My "highly sensitive sensory organ" is about the same size.

    1. Re:Me too by ceeam · · Score: 0

      Hey! Girls read /. too, you know? Or they don't?

    2. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My "highly sensitive sensory organ" is about the same size.

      ... and located at your head too ?

    3. Re:Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of. I mean, it's where he does all his thinking. Or at least, all the thinking he does.

  11. Lots of nerve endings eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of nerve endings eh, just like in our tusks!

  12. NYTimes Registration Sucks by boingyzain · · Score: 3, Informative
  13. Argh! You bastard. by grimJester · · Score: 1

    I read your comment before TFA. Apparently they

    'engage in what is known as "tusking," where two males gently rub tusks together, Dr. Nweeia said. He added that the Inuit seldom report aggressive contact, undermining ideas of ritualized battle.'

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    1. Re:Argh! You bastard. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps that's the Narwhal equivalent of flossing after meals? With all those nerve endings and no dental plan, getting a bad cavity would hurt.

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    2. Re:Argh! You bastard. by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the Narwhal equivalent of dogs sniffing each other's asses.

  14. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's quite sobering to realise that they're sensory organs when you consider that poachers hack them off. :o(
     
    That must hurt like a bastard - think more like ripping a tooth out than clipping a fingernail...

  15. This explains... by kerrbear · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...why Mr. Narwhale knew that Buddy was leaving.

  16. Known in the True North for some time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most Canadian households, in the know, keep a narwhal hung outside a window. With the high concentrations of mercury most norhern marine mammals have it's an easy hack to attach metrics to each of the teeth and have read outs for temperature, barometrics and particulate pollution.

  17. Teeth not horns by Obvius · · Score: 1

    If there's evolutionary benefit to be gained from 'extra sensory powers' it makes sense that a tooth/tusk should evolve in this way.
    What surprises me is that something that can be so easily broken should have evolved to be so sensitive. Horns and claws contain no nerves because they're so easily lost in combat.

    1. Re:Teeth not horns by rishistar · · Score: 1

      The article seems to imply that they aren't used for fighting. In water you'd only get one chance to spear something so they'd have to be pretty nimble to be able to do that - something narwhals aren't. Though ice breaking would be a good and evolutionary important use of it - the nerves themselves don't come out on the surfce, but in grooves.

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    2. Re:Teeth not horns by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      What doesn't make sense to me is why only males have these structures. If they are purely sensory- used to navigate, locate prey, etc.- then you might expect the females to have them as well- wouldn't it be advantageous for females to be able to navigate/sense prey etc.?

      That implies to me that these are display structures along the lines of a peacock's tail, designed to advertise the male's fitness rather than serve any particular function. Of course, that doesn't really explain why you would have all those nerve endings if it's purely a display structure. Perhaps it's both- it evolved as a means of advertisement, and then the sensory function evolved later. Perplexing. There's also a fossil relative of narwhals called Odobenocetops, known as "Whalerus". The tusk points backwards rather than forwards, and it is thought to be a walrus-like suction feeder.

    3. Re:Teeth not horns by shawb · · Score: 1

      As narwhals are social creatures, it is feasible that having every member of the pod having the sensory apparatus is no more advantageous than having only a portion of the population having the tusk. Since the structure probably would carry some disadvantages (reduced mobility, energy required to grow and maintain, etc) that could tend to support only one sex having the tusk. This could be combined with simple sexual selection as you mentioned to put more evolutionary pressure towards males with large tusks.

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    4. Re:Teeth not horns by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      A possible explanation is that narwhal live and hunt in pods. Really, only one member of the pod needs to have such a sensory organ. Perhaps the males take the energy hit of producing and living with the tusks, leaving the females their normal burden of bearing young. Kind of like how male humans tend to be bigger and stronger (which means they need more calories but are better at fighting and hunting) while females are smaller.

  18. Who woulda thunk it? by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's interesting how our highly developed sense of cognition limits us to thinking sharp+pointed=weapon, however I've also seen John Holmes flogging a few porn stars senseless with his large sensory organ, so eh..

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    1. Re:Who woulda thunk it? by et764 · · Score: 1

      I remember talking about this when I took a psychology class a few years ago. If I remember, it's called "functional fixedness." It's where humans learn a particular function for a tool and have trouble coming up with other uses. For example, we learn to use screw drivers to screw in screws, but it may take us a while to learn to use them as a lever as well. This isn't the best example, because most people have also learned that screwdrivers are useful for prying things open.

      What's surprising to me about this is that it took us as long as it did to realize those tusks actually weren't weapons.

  19. Just goes to show. by julesh · · Score: 1

    What they used to say is true. Never go anywhere without a narwhal.

    Hang on...

  20. Radio waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Maybe this explains why certain people can pick up radio transmissions. Except when they are wearing tinfoil hats, of course.

  21. This is sobering by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1

    It is nice to know that these animals don't have to go around life with a long thing sticking out of they're face for nothing.

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  22. Re:Fascinating by OneManCongaLine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But why is it only the whale bulls (are male whales called bulls in english to?) that have these then? If they have a purpose beside assisting in reproduction, for fighting or impressing the females then why would not the females also have them?

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  23. That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are people in the current admin that can pick up WMD and terrorists signals all over the world without being in the same hemisphere. And they announce it all the time.

  24. NPR audio link by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Informative

    NPR did a story on this yesterday morning.

    Summary:

    A Harvard dental researcher says he's figured out the purpose of the giant, unicorn-like tusk seen on narwhal whales: It acts like an antenna that allows the narwhal to sense food and sea conditions. The dentist says the tusks are a giant tooth that grows inside out, with hard tissue inside and sensitive nerves on the outside.

    1. Re:NPR audio link by 0-9a-f · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...the tusks are a giant tooth that grows inside out, with hard tissue inside and sensitive nerves on the outside.
      What with all the garbage and noise we've been dumping into the world's oceans over the past century, these guys must be living with the toothache from hell. It sounds like the equivalent of exposed root canals - and at least dentists can kill those nerves so we humans don't suffer the pain any more.

      Which raises an interesting question - if you're born with a toothache, and live your whole life with a toothache, do you still feel the pain?

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  25. Re:Fascinating by psavo · · Score: 1

    That must hurt like a bastard - think more like ripping a tooth out than clipping a fingernail...

    Or eyes..

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  26. Think Robocop... by Nephrite · · Score: 1

    The tusk is also used to connect to the Matrix

  27. Re:Fascinating by Sippan · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Narwhal man's place is in the kitchen! The tusks are for finding food.

    And yes that's how you spell Narwhal.

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  28. Hahah! by solios · · Score: 0

    And we thought the human "bone" was sensitive...

  29. Narwhal, not Narwhale by parkov · · Score: 5, Informative

    Does anybody proofread these submissions?

    1. Re:Narwhal, not Narwhale by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia redirects http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhale to the correct Narwhal page instead of barfing up a "NO DUMBASS!" error. Merriam-Webster online does a similar thing when it should actually suggest alternatives.

      Someone at Wikipedia had to correct "monceros" and replace it with "monoceros". The poor Narwhal must be jinxed.

      BTW: My Firefox Spellbound extension correctly flags "Narwhale" as incorrect.

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    2. Re:Narwhal, not Narwhale by Legion303 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Does anybody proofread these submissions?"

      Welcome to Slashdot!

    3. Re:Narwhal, not Narwhale by chris_eineke · · Score: 0

      lol that's not been proofread

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  30. balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trivia: they used to make billiard balls out of narwhale tusks.

    1. Re:balls by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Nope, never. It was elephant and rhinoceros ivory before they moved on to celluloid.

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    2. Re:balls by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the Rhino's horn is constructed of hair, not ivory.

    3. Re:balls by jo0ls · · Score: 1

      There is a set at Edinburgh University, guess they are a one off.

    4. Re:balls by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      I was mistaken. Rhinoceros ivory (from their teeth) was used to make the pool cue ferrule (the white thing where the tip is mounted). Elephant ivory was used for this purpose as well.

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  31. Penis? by jav1231 · · Score: 1, Funny

    You mean, like a penis? So they're in effect dickheads?
    "He's going to be very popular with the ladies!"

  32. Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I wonder what the noodly one had in mind when he created these creatures.

  33. So long by yurnotsoeviltwin · · Score: 1

    and thanks for all the fish.

  34. Yes they are by nietsch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But not as you know it. Narwal are not the only species that have protrusions laced with sensors. Most insects have extremities that are used for sensing too, only in their case they are derived from legs (switch of the antennapedia gene and you get induviduals with legs on their heads)
    But being a creature that has lost it's legs long ago, it uses a tooth instead of a leg. They must earn fortunes from the tooth fairy though ;-)

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    1. Re:Yes they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I also have a protrusion that is laced with sensors..

    2. Re:Yes they are by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 1
      "I also have a protrusion that is laced with sensors.."

      Your nose?

    3. Re:Yes they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I also have a protrusion that is laced with sensors.."

      Your nose?

      "One's for showing, the other's for blowing."

  35. Sensitive Sensor Organs? What next? by Lectrik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow, could the summary have been worded just a bit differently?
    Highly sensitive sensory organs? I would hope there isn't some evolutionary goal for mostly insensitive sensory organs, mediumly sensitive nonsensory gland (I beleive Dr. Seuss had a fully developed one) or even the dreaded exceedingly sensitive appendix wrinkle.

    Oh, and a nice warning about the NYTimes soul draining registation would have been nice.

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    1. Re:Sensitive Sensor Organs? What next? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Nope, because there's no evolutionary goal. None at all.
      But there are nearly-nonexistent insensitive eyes (sensory organs) in some underground rodents, there are many glands (not sensory organs, so non-sensory, to avoid the pun), that are more or less sensitive to certain stimulus, but not because they are meant to process and pass the signal further, but just activate and do their work. And in case of your appendix, during inflammation it gets exceedingly sensitive, what is commonly dreaded (ends up in surgery.)

      Human nose is a way less sensitive sensory organ than dog's nose. Cat's eyes are very sensitive sensory organs. Maybe it doesn't sound great, but that's a correct grammar construct, so (insert some hostile acronym here.)

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    2. Re:Sensitive Sensor Organs? What next? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      "Evolutionary goal" is a bit of an oxymoron. Evolution doesn't have much in the way of goals. It's just a series of processes. A population reproduces with errors; some are beneficial to survival, some are deleterious and some are indifferent. Not all the offspring will reach maturity, so those errors which are severe enough to prevent reproduction are not reinforced.

      In mathematics, there are equations which can be solved by starting with an approximation for the answer and applying a formula which gives a better approximation. The difference between successive results gets smaller and smaller, until the correct answer {within the limits imposed by the arithmetical precision used} is reached. Though it's tempting to assume that evolutionary processes tend to work this way, there is no reason to suppose that it should be a convergent process. Furthermore, it is not generally the case with iterative methods that where there are multiple solutions to an equation {e.g. x ** 2 = 4; x could be 2 or -2}, inserting one of the solutions as a starting value will yield another solution as the next approximation.

      Even if we consider the evolution of living beings as nothing more than three-dimensional iterative steps towards the solution of a set of equations, we cannot suppose that there is a single solution set. And just because all means to the same end are equally valid, there is no reason why practising one means to an end should necessarily reveal alternative means to the same end.

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    3. Re:Sensitive Sensor Organs? What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. That's exactly what ... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 0
    ....I keep telling my girlfriend. Less Teeth !

    Nuf Said.

    1. Re:That's exactly what ... by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Is that why she keeps punching you in the mouth? Now I get it!

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  37. what does that have to do with narwals? by nietsch · · Score: 1

    The title of your link is: Scientists Create New Material With Varying Densities of Gold Nanoparticles

    What on earth does that have to do with narwal tusks? A clear case of karma fooling if you ask me...

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    1. Re:what does that have to do with narwals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. He said that was the link that made him understand what it meant. It doesn't have to be a "definition". I didn't know what a particle gradient is either, and I tried to google it and also looked up wikipedia, no luck. His post IS in fact useful and I "get" what he says what "particle gradient" means, though of course whether it is in fact correct or not is open to argument (though I do believe it is), I don't think what you are saying is fair.

    2. Re:what does that have to do with narwals? by nietsch · · Score: 1

      Come on, you don't know what a gradient is? And some press release laced with bullshitbingowords is able to teach you that? strange...

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  38. Really? You're the same as a male narwhal? by dreadpiratemark · · Score: 5, Funny

    While you're comparing yourself to a male narwhal, do you also do this (from TFA): "[the] tactile sense might explain why...two males gently rub tusks together"?

  39. You didn't read it did you? by joey_knisch · · Score: 1

    No... Read the page or at least look at the pretty picture.

    Think about it a while and I gather you can figure out why I posted this link instead of all the other millions of sites about "particle gradient sensing organs in marine life."

    1. Re:You didn't read it did you? by nietsch · · Score: 1

      Well I did read it. Twice. I still cannot understand what it had to do with narwals. Now that I reread your post I see that it does not: you just din't know the word gradient. I cannot imagine how, but that is fair enough to me.

      But for a particle gradient: I doubt that narwals will be able to sense that, unles the particles in questions where on a molecular scale. Usually that is termed as salinity, or salinity gradient in this case. particles in a seawater environment would usually be associted with algae and plankton. An animal that eats cod and other fish would have little use for plankton data /methinks.

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    2. Re:You didn't read it did you? by joey_knisch · · Score: 1

      1) I wasn't 100% sure that my derived definition of "particle gradient" was correct.

      2) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_chain

    3. Re:You didn't read it did you? by nietsch · · Score: 1

      You have a very peculiar way to make an argument. What is the point of link 2?
      But then again, it is probably a lot easier to bend down a bit when you want to talk to other people than to have to stand on your toes all the time. I prefer a barstool usually, i equalises in both ways. Cheers!

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    4. Re:You didn't read it did you? by teromajusa · · Score: 1

      Because I can't bear to see this cycle acted out again, I'm going to spell this out: The cod eat smaller fish, which in turn eat plankton. The poster is suggesting that by locating concentrations of plankton, they are likely to find the plankton eaters, and thereby locate the cod which are eating them in turn. Now please, both of you, stop posting!

  40. Arrggg...... please proof read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [and can] detect subtle changes of temperature, pressure, particle gradients and probably much else.'"

    Dear Editer,

    If you are ging to go to the troubel of addding [and can] would you please cleam up the rest?

    "and probably much else".....Oy

    Thanks Youu

    1. Re:Arrggg...... please proof read by Woldry · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with "much else"? What would you have preferred? "A bunch of other junk"?

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    2. Re:Arrggg...... please proof read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong?!

            nothing much more wrong than anything else you could possibly imagine.

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      Dear Grammar Nazi, "Editor," "trouble" "adding" "clean" "Thank You" ~~Spelling Nazi

    4. Re:Arrggg...... please proof read by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Dear sarcasically oblivious AC, please try to keep up with the wit. Or at least get out of the way.
      How is it... the wise man keeps his mouth shut and lets everyone think him a fool. The fool opens his mouth and removes all doubt?

    5. Re:Arrggg...... please proof read by mkoenecke · · Score: 1

      "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain

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  41. Re:Really? You're the same as a male narwhal? by TallMatthew · · Score: 4, Funny
    While you're comparing yourself to a male narwhal, do you also do this (from TFA): "[the] tactile sense might explain why...two males gently rub tusks together"?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    This just in ... Texas has just passed a constitutional amendment prohibiting narwhals from getting married.

  42. not for fighting by nietsch · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Tusks are not used for fighting. I am a biologist, and I do not know of any marine creature with horns used for fighting. Walrusses use their tusks for fighting, but that is on land. I doubt if they would be effective in the water.

    Also, teeth are not easily broken, it is one of the most resilient parts of the whole body. One of the most commonly found fossils are teeth. And if you ever have had a big toothache, you'd know that there are plenty of nerves inside them.

    But the reason narwals evolved a tooth for the job is probably because it was the easiest organ at hand: it already is laced with nerve endings, the only adapations it needed was for it to grow much bigger/longer and be pointed forward.

    It's funny though, some people can sense weather changes through ulcers or athritis, but these guys sense them though their teeth, and they are not even rotten. (TFA speculates that the pointing of tusks into the air while surfacing for breathing would be to check the weather).

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    1. Re:not for fighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I am a biologist, and I do not know of any marine creature with horns used for fighting.
      How about Swordfish?
    2. Re:not for fighting by c_forq · · Score: 1

      TFA speculates that the pointing of tusks into the air while surfacing for breathing would be to check the weather

      It's speculation like this that I hate. I mean wouldn't the simplest solution be that the narwhals have a giant tooth sticking out forward that it has to point towards the air to breathe efficiently? You should start there then if you find further evidence there may be more to it then on to the next step. Now if how the males surface is far different then how females surface I may give some leeway, but I don't believe that is the case.

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    3. Re:not for fighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, what about sea unicorns? DUH!

    4. Re:not for fighting by nietsch · · Score: 1

      Is the sword of a swardfish ahorn like some mammals have or is it a protrusion of its upper jaw. Is it used for fighting or does it serve another function? (perheps a s some sensory organ...)

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  43. Obligatory B-52's reference... by jbarr · · Score: 1

    "There goes a narwhale" -Rock Lobster

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  44. RFI by gmby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Makes me wonder if they get lots of Radio Frequency Interference. At 2.0m to 2.8m long they would be sensitive in the RF range of 107MHz to 149MHz.
    Any Hams/Broadcast Engineers know whats in that range of frequencys?

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    1. Re:RFI by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Any Hams/Broadcast Engineers know whats in that range of frequencys?

      Station KRMA

    2. Re:RFI by Remedy_man · · Score: 1

      Not sure that anyone cares, but it is Aeronautical Radio Navigation (108-117) and Aeronautical Mobile (117-137). Also 138- 150 seems to be in the satellite range.

      So there you go. Maybe they are really created by russians so they know what the american satellites are doing. i.e. not falling outta the skies.

    3. Re:RFI by sandmaninator · · Score: 1

      It's a safe bet they are picking up BBC World Radio.
      ;-)

    4. Re:RFI by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      yeah hams usse the 144-148 range quite often.

    5. Re:RFI by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      Marine VHF. It's the common medium range (up to about 25 miles) radio found on all boats. Other bands might be closer to the 107-148 range but none would have transmitters closer to the animals. Of course this is silly. Norwall tusks are not antenna

  45. Wifi Tusks by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aliens? Nah. The tusks are antenne for wireless communications for sharing whale songs among the Narwhal pods. The protocol? Why naturally their Pods use Bluetooth...

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    1. Re:Wifi Tusks by StarRoamer · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying these nPods use bluetooth for their podcasts? I thought bluetooth was strictly a short-range protocol? Unless they use bluetooth for intra-pod casts, and something like GSM for inter-pod casts?

  46. tusking by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

    He added that the nerve endings, in addition to other readings, undoubtedly produce tactile sensations when the tusk is rubbed or touched, and that these might be interpreted as pleasurable. This tactile sense might explain why narwhals engage in what is known as "tusking," where two males gently rub tusks together, Dr. Nweeia said.

    I couldn't help snickering that this. Not because narwhals might have the gay, but how uncomfortable it makes some people to have to acknowledge this behavior when they don't want to, especially "scientists". Sexual repression in others is always good for a laugh.

    Dr. Nweeia said that gentle tusking might also be a way that males remove encrustations on their tusks so tubules stay open, allowing them to better function as sensors. "It may simply be their way of cleaning or brushing teeth," he said.

    Geez, this paragraph wins the "when you're a hammer every problem looks like a nail" award for the day.

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    1. Re:tusking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      So two guys showing affection for each other is automatically homosexual? How narrow-minded. In many cultures (mostly outside the U.S.) men hug and kiss as greetings... nothing sexual about it.

  47. Re:Fascinating by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but if I relate to "highly sensitive sensory organs" I don't think about my teeth, oooh the pain ... must not think about it.

  48. Get yours here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... while stocks last.

  49. Then what we need is ... by Woldry · · Score: 1

    ... universal health care for narwhals!

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    1. Re:Then what we need is ... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why not just get them to switch to sugarless codfish?

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  50. Patrick O'Brian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a pity that this wasn't discovered before Patrick O'Brian passed away. He was fascinated by the Narwhal tusk puzzle.

    Though I guess

  51. Of course they are by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1, Funny
    If they feel pressure on it, they think, "Oh, I apprear to have run into something."

    Actually, they think, "Screeeeee wooooooooo hummmm hummm eeeeeerrrrr ooooooooooo."

    It also picks up AM radio, but some would says that's not exactly an evolutionary advantage (thus proving the ID theory).

    I actually have a Narwhal anecdote: I was at a theater when I was a kid, and the movie (some adventure thing) had a quick scene with a Narwhal in it. The lady behind me leans over to her kid and says, "See? That's a Narwhal. It has a harpoon in it."

    Still haven't figured that one out. She knew it was a Narwhal, but then thought the tusk was a harpoon... I dunno...

    1. Re:Of course they are by Achra · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Was she Inuit?

      In Inuit legend the narwhal was created when a woman holding onto a harpoon had been pulled into the ocean and twisted around the harpoon. The submerged woman was wrapped around a Beluga whale on the other end of the harpoon, and that is how the narwhal was created. --Wikipedia

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  52. Sensative like... by amightywind · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The close-ups showed that 10 million nerve endings tunnel from the tusk's core toward its outer surface, [and can] detect subtle changes of temperature, pressure, particle gradients and probably much else.

    You mean like a tooth?

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    1. Re:Sensative like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but one thats inside out.

  53. Bulls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody told me that in Spain sometimes they file down the horns of Bulls. This is not so that they are less sharpe and hurt the bull fighter but also because it dulls the bull. They are in pain and so don't like there exposed horns touching anything. Prehaps they to have nerves in their horn?

  54. Reg free link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    non-expiring reg free link

    New York Times Link Generator

    If /. editors were better, they would make these links.

  55. Re:Fascinating by FlyingOrca · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, the females have them too, only smaller... at least some of them do. And some males have two, with one smaller than the other. Narwhal are beautiful, I used to love watching them glide past the beach in Resolute. There were about two days each summer when large groups went past.

    Interesting notes upthread on the polar cod. They are central to the arctic ocean ecosystem; they feed on copepods, which in turn feed on tinier plankton and (especially) the algae that grow on the underside of the sea ice.

    Diving under the ice (yes, I've done it) is fascinating - there's this whole inverted world, with the algae and the grazing copepods and the seals (very curious, not at all scared) and of course the cod. It's an immensely productive system, too, hence the huge numbers of migratory seabirds nesting in the arctic in the summer.

    OK, now I want to go back. I guess ten years wasn't enough. ;-)

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  56. But this thread isn't deep enough... by joey_knisch · · Score: 1

    Anyways... You're right about the second link. That was pretty much my line of logic. I'm done checking this topic so any further crap posted here will be ignored.

  57. Instead of the New York Crimes. by mrmeval · · Score: 1
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  58. Highly Sensitive? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    Ouch, she kicked 'im right in the tusks, the poor sod.

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    1. Re:Highly Sensitive? by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

      Ouch, she kicked 'im right in the tusks, the poor sod.

      Maybe this is where the two males gently rub tusks together part comes in 8D

      *sniggers*

  59. But is his tusk as big as mine? by ripcrd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    These "highly sensitive sensory organs" sound a lot like a penis. But then again I only use mine to feel my way forward when having sex. :)

    It makes sense that they would have to feel their way in the dark under the ice. The far north and south experience a long period of darkness each year and not much light can make it through the thick ice. I figure the males have the tusks since they must lead the pod.

    Yes, I realize this is Slashdot and most of you here don't have girlfriends, wives, Significant Others, sex (other than with yourself), but I do. Been married twice, have had many girlfriends, have one now and have lots of sex. I am abnormal among this crowd, but I like you guys. In some things, it helps to be a geek and know lots about a subject. Sex is one of those. Learn all you can boys. Some day a girl will give you a shot and you need to put on a show. I gave mine, 5 orgasms in an hour Sunday night. Keeps her smiling for days.

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    1. Re:But is his tusk as big as mine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit on that. Next you'll tell me you're a woman, posting on Slashdot! Hahahaahahahahahe.

    2. Re:But is his tusk as big as mine? by merpaholic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I want to give you a cookie, you have sex! Wow! Could you please, good sir, enlighten us poor, socially awkward Slashdot readers as to how you accomplish such a feat? So far I have only been able to steal girls hair and giggle at rated-R movies while masturbating alone in my mom's basement on a Saturday night. I would give anything to learn how someone so obviously gifted at successful relationships manages to be such a sexual paragon while also having time enough to post about it. Please do tell, I await with bated breath and lonely heart.

    3. Re:But is his tusk as big as mine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness I read ripcrd's post.
      I was a lost, aimless geek, but his post about his two failed marriages has lit the way!

    4. Re:But is his tusk as big as mine? by ripcrd · · Score: 1

      It's the long-term that I have a problem with. Apparently I'm a bit abrasive.
      Communication is sometimes a problem.
      Actually I had intended to delete that part, don't know why I even typed it. Probably due to some other post I read this morning where a slashdotter doubted another's ablility to have a relationship. I was wanting to spice up the day I guess. Mod the original a Troll if you want. I don't care.

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    5. Re:But is his tusk as big as mine? by ripcrd · · Score: 1

      First get the bait off your breath.

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    6. Re:But is his tusk as big as mine? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      He can't be that successful at relationships -- he has two ex-wives. Judging by that troll he can't be that old, which means those marriages can't have lasted very long.

    7. Re:But is his tusk as big as mine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Apparently I'm a bit abrasive


      Hmm, no shit...

      Yeah, your original post was a bit swaggering, but hey - why not? Replace "gave her 5 orgasms in an hour" with "rolled out Debian on 8 servers this afternoon" and it could be any average comment here.

    8. Re:But is his tusk as big as mine? by ripcrd · · Score: 1

      Abrasive and proud. She just smiles a lot.

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  60. Re:Really? You're the same as a male narwhal? by DarthVain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey what happens under the ice.... STAYS under the ice!

  61. That's no narwhal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that's a submarine ship!

  62. I'm sorry, I just can't resist... by swschrad · · Score: 1

    is that a Narwahl in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

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    1. Re:I'm sorry, I just can't resist... by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

      is that a Narwahl in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

      Is that a narwhal under your shirt or just your pathetic fat gut?

      =D sorry, as a chick I had to throw in a 'shot down insult' to balance out the bad pick up line.

  63. Where is the +5 Delusional mod when you need it? by n54 · · Score: 1

    No offense intended (or needed) :)

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  64. Re:Fascinating by Alsier · · Score: 0

    There's no reason it can't be a sensory organ and also be used to attract the chicks.

    In fact, I think it's silly to say that they're for one thing. Males with the big "horn" survived better because they found food easier then males without the horn. Females that were attacted to males with big horns survived better and breed more because they were with the males that could find food better. So it acts as both.

  65. I am a narwhal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, insensitive clod.

  66. Let me guess? by bogie · · Score: 1

    They're endangered because everyone in China is using their tusks as boner medicine? That brings up the question. Is there any animal the Chinese aren't busy grinding up into boner medicine?

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    1. Re:Let me guess? by budword · · Score: 0

      Since when does powdered tiger penis tea or powdered rhino horn tea to make your dick bigger qualify as "medical treatment" ? I don't think an HMO will cover the tiger penis part of the tea. The reason people make fun of the Chinese is because they belive some tiger penis will help them out. It's fucking funny as hell, unless your the tiger who's slong got chopped off some some chinese fuck can feel better about his dick. Don't mod me flamebait either, because it's literaly true.

  67. erewfdf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fdfdsff

    wtf...

  68. Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anon; no Karma Whoring.

    For centuries, the tusk of the narwhal has fascinated and baffled.
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    A double-tusked narwhal, top, is a rarity. Like other whales, narwhals surface to breathe air, middle. Martin T. Nweeia, a research team leader, measures tusks at the Zoological Museum in Copenhagen.

    Narwhal tusks, up to nine feet long, were sold as unicorn horns in ages past, often for many times their weight in gold since they were said to possess magic powers. In the 16th century, Queen Elizabeth received a tusk valued at £10,000 - the cost of a castle. Austrian lore holds that Kaiser Karl the Fifth paid off a large national debt with two tusks. In Vienna, the Hapsburgs had one made into a scepter heavy with diamonds, rubies, sapphires and emeralds.

    Scientists have long tried to explain why a stocky whale that lives in arctic waters, feeding on cod and other creatures that flourish amid the pack ice, should wield such a long tusk. The theories about how the narwhal uses the tusk have included breaking ice, spearing fish, piercing ships, transmitting sound, shedding excess body heat, poking the seabed for food, wooing females, defending baby narwhals and establishing dominance in social hierarchies.

    But a team of scientists from Harvard and the National Institute of Standards and Technology has now made a startling discovery: the tusk, it turns out, forms a sensory organ of exceptional size and sensitivity, making the living appendage one of the planet's most remarkable, and one that in some ways outdoes its own mythology.

    The find came when the team turned an electron microscope on the tusk's material and found new subtleties of dental anatomy. The close-ups showed that 10 million nerve endings tunnel from the tusk's core toward its outer surface, communicating with the outside world. The scientists say the nerves can detect subtle changes of temperature, pressure, particle gradients and probably much else, giving the animal unique insights.

    "This whale is intent on understanding its environment," said Martin T. Nweeia, the team's leader and a clinical instructor at the Harvard School of Dental Medicine. Contrary to common views, he said, "The tusk is not about guys duking it out with sticks and swords."

    Today in San Diego, Dr. Nweeia is presenting the team's findings at the 16th Biennial Conference on the Biology of Marine Mammals, sponsored by the Society for Marine Mammalogy.

    James G. Mead, curator of marine mammals at the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, where Dr. Nweeia is a research associate, said the exposed nerve endings appear to be unparalleled in nature.

    "As far as I can see, it's a unique thing," Dr. Mead said in an interview. "It's something new. It just goes to show just how little we know about whales and dolphins."

    He noted that no theory about the tusk's function ever envisioned its use as a sensory organ.

    In the Canadian wilds, the team recently conducted a field study on a captured narwhal, fitting electrodes on its head. Changes in salinity around the animal's tusk, Dr. Nweeia found, produced signs of altered brain waves, giving preliminary support to the sensor hypothesis. The unharmed whale was then released.

    With the basics now in hand, the team is working to understand how the narwhal uses the information. One theory is that the tusk can detect salinity gradients that tell if ice is freezing, a hazard that has killed hundreds of narwhals. Tusk readings may also help the whales track environments that favor their preferred foods.

    "It's the kind of discovery," said Dr. Mead of the Smithsonian, "that opens up a lot of other questions."

    Little about the narwhal's appearance or behavior offers clues to the tusk's sensory importance. The whale has eyes, though small ones. It also has a thick layer of blubber and no dors

  69. Re:Freakazoid says you are wrong by Psykechan · · Score: 1

    In the Conversational Norwegian short of Freakazoid, we learn that "narkval" is Norwegian for narwhale.

    "Lykkkelig liten narkval" -> Happy little narwhale

    Then again, the OED lists it as "narwhal"... but who is /. going to believe?

  70. Interesting by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 1

    Can they get 802.11b with that?

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  71. FLAMEBAIT by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

    Just because there's something rare and used for medicinal purposes doesn't mean the Chinese have hunted it to extinction. RTFA please, it has plenty of examples of how europeans inflate the prices of these tusks and are used to cure scurvy and everything else you can think of. I only hope it can cure foolishness like yours.

    Every culture has its aphrodisiacs, so don't go around insulting "everyone in China" especially when TFA has nothing to do with Chinese people.

  72. Okay boys by L0k11 · · Score: 1

    It's time!

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  73. Sexx0r by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    Some analogies should only go so far! I can see it now: narwhalling will soon be all the rage in San Francisco and on gay pr0n sites. :-)

    1. Re:Sexx0r by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      I wont see it cause i dont visit the gay pr0n sites... why would you see it ... oh ...

      nevermind...

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  74. Re:Fascinating by ChocoBean · · Score: 1

    Hmmm gonna be slightly off topic now:

    Given the choice (or lack thereof), would you rather have all your teeth, both eyes, or your penis ripped out of your body? Just curious.

    That's probably what's happening to the these poor creatures all the time because they can be legally hunted i think =
  75. HUMOR by bogie · · Score: 1

    As in "sense of humor". You should look into getting one.

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    1. Re:HUMOR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you should look into getting some.

  76. ...now it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    mwahaha

    -1, off-topic

  77. Old stuff US Navy has NarWhal and knows this by wizardguy · · Score: 1

    SSN-671 Narwhal
    The USS NARWHAL (SSN-671) was the quietest of submarines at the time of her commissioning, the result of a natural circulation reactor. She has been modified for special missions, and is fitted to operate a Remotely Opearted Vehicle. She was decommissioned in 1999. The USS Narwhal (SSN 671) was built as the prototype platform for an ultra-quiet natural circulation reactor design. This allows for operation with the large water circulating pumps, a major source of radiated noise, secured. It is similar to the Sturgeon design in other respects. NARWHAL used new engineering technology and several other innovations that led to advances in the submarine development program, laying important groundwork for the LOS ANGELES and OHIO class submarines which followed her. She was truly a one ship class.
    According to some reports Narwhal was employed for intelligence collection, and was fitted with a structure, called a "turtleback" -- just forward of her rudder that some have suggested may possibly be for remote-controlled underwater vehicles. However, a more prosaic explanation suggest that the big bulge on her stern is a casing for TB-23 towed array fitted with the new BQQ-5D sonar.

  78. What's in your pocket? by Numbah+One · · Score: 1

    Is that a Narwhal tusk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  79. What are the odds?? by Ex-Narwhal · · Score: 1

    I can't even begin to recall the last time I've read anything in the news about Narwhals. I just registered on slashdot like 2 days ago, and pulled this nick outta my ass. Now Narwhals are all hip and stuff. Am I a trend setter or what? Friggin weird... And yes, as a matter of fact, I used to be a narwhal, but... I got better.

  80. Oblig. Family Guy Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a sensory organ of exceptional size and sensitivity, making the living appendage one of the planet's most remarkable"

    That's what she said.

  81. This is nothing new.. by pimpsoftcom · · Score: 1

    For example, cats whiskers are also highly sensitive to EM fields on top of wind changes and there great touch of touch.

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    1. Re:This is nothing new.. by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Which is what makes it so fun when you clip the whiskers off of one side only...

    2. Re:This is nothing new.. by pimpsoftcom · · Score: 1

      That would be a very evil thing to do, and would be illegal under animal abuse laws. Although I could never see that as funny myself, I hope you are joking.

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  82. only one possible reply to that... by swschrad · · Score: 1

    => burp! = gimme another beer.

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  83. All teeth are potential sensors. by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    All teeth have nerves. Elephants use their tusks (==teeth) as feelers too. The narwal,s adaptation of a tooth into a sensor is just a elovutionary extension of that: add more nerves = make a better sensor.

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  84. Re:Where is the +5 Delusional mod when you need it by ripcrd · · Score: 1

    If only you could edit a post, I'd remove it. But where would be the fun in that? So much for previewing a post. I shoulda scrolled up. So it's all out there now.

    Variety is the spice of life and of orgasm. Learn how to find the g-spot, it does exist. Read about how to last longer than a couple of minutes in the sack. Learn what works for you. As Sam Kinison said, "Lick the alphabet!" It definitely works. She says, "More capital W, M, Q and G."

    By the way, 5 is not the record. It's 7. She thinks I should teach a class.

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  85. Neruda by kcornwell · · Score: 1

    ...you question me about the wicked tusk of the narwhal, and I reply by describing how the sea unicorn with the harpoon in it dies.

  86. Re:Fascinating by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

    Well the choice would be not my eyes or teeth, but thats a more practical decision rather then judging which would be the smallest grief.

  87. Poor bastards.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Though shy of humans, the animals are quite social.

    Man, it must suck to have to worry about not only being fun and charming, but not accidentally stabbing your date in the face as well.

  88. Re:Where is the +5 Delusional mod when you need it by n54 · · Score: 1

    Lol I'm not trying to be mean or anything it's just that your posts seem to beg for jibes :) So I just have to reply because of the following...

    "Learn how to find the g-spot, it does exist."
     
    ...begs me to joke "are you talking about your own g-spot?" or "find your own g-spot yourself goddammit!"

    Whatever, here's a well-intentioned hint from the rest of humanity above thirty: don't brag about sex, it only makes you (anyone) look immature and/or stupid :) It only gives the impression that the person thinks they're the first to discover it and that everyone else should care, and both those notions are completely ridiculous.

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  89. Freq Allocation by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    You can see for yourself here:
    http://www.ntia.doc.gov/osmhome/allochrt.pdf

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  90. Obligtory joke... by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Obligitory joke:

    A baby seal walked into a club...

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  91. Re:Where is the +5 Delusional mod when you need it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are so right, bragging about sex is lame...

    Now if you walk around with a hot babe on each arm you are just the fucking man :D

  92. olfactory system should do the same. by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

    I would like to know why the olfactory system is absent in the tfa.Maybe it helps conserve heat by keeping a closed system and still having data coming in at all times.

  93. damn... by zopf · · Score: 1

    that's a seriously large boner

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  94. Re:RFI wavelength by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A narwhal resembles, to a first approximation, the physical configurtion of a QUARTER-wave monopole antenna( the tusk) extending from a ground-plane ( the body of the animal ). To the extent that this is a correct interpretation, and ignoring any loading/ detuning effects of the saltwater environment, the Narwhal/tusk antenna system would be resonant to wavelengths in the eight meter to eleven meter range (37.5 MHz to 27 MHz).

    This includes the 10 meter Ham band (the highest frequency Ham band that is commonly used for world-spanning communication (eg. California to Japan at 10 Watts). It also includes the traditional U.S. "CB" ("citizen's Band") made famous by truckers in the '70s. ' Breaker Breaker! Good buddy! My hande's Longtooth ! Looks like we got us a CONVOY!"