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  1. Re:guffaw on MySQL and Perl for the Web · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Website programming".

    Tee-hee. I still laugh when I see that phrase.


    Heh, not every website is a 50 line PHP hack made by a kid. You can do extremely powerful things with a website and those things can require complex programming skills. And that programming can be done in Perl.

  2. Three cheers for LAMP on MySQL and Perl for the Web · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux, Apache, Mysql, and Perl. They changed the world forever.

  3. Re:Needs better MS Office compatiblity on OpenOffice.org, MS Office 2003 Compared, Evaluated · · Score: 1

    Can you give some examples?

    In Word, change tracking, fonts and outlines are always getting screwed up. Sometimes changes will revert one version for no reason. Fonts will change and in outlines, things frequently disappear. In Powerpoint, slides can look horrible on the screen while printing fine. Excel has given me no major problems except some minor formatting issues.

    I am not a power user of Office or OO.o, I mostly use emacs. When I do use 00.o, I run into trouble often enough to know that someone who uses it all day, every day is going to have a lot of problems (if they have to interact with MS office.)

  4. Needs better MS Office compatiblity on OpenOffice.org, MS Office 2003 Compared, Evaluated · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have been using OO for quite some time. I am using the most current version but it still fairly frequently mangles documents when passed back and forth between MS Office and OpenOffice. Same with Powerpoint. Even if your whole company migrates, you still have to deal with people who use Microsoft Office.

  5. Re:Ok froggy. on Stretch Announces Chip That Rewires Itself On The Fly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Je ne se quoi?

    It means, well, it means... Uh, actually, I don't know quite how to describe it.

  6. Re:virus hitting the hardware on Stretch Announces Chip That Rewires Itself On The Fly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you imagine the virus you could write if you could change the instruction set of the cpu?

    Uh, no.

  7. So, do they have Chippy? on Stretch Announces Chip That Rewires Itself On The Fly · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I see that you are (insert processor mumbojumbo.) Would you like me to reconfigure my instruction sets?"

  8. Re:From the subway to the ballroom on Text Messaging-Enabled Crystal Chandelier Shown In Milan · · Score: 2, Funny

    your ballroom

    Ah, yes, the ballroom. Getting new marble floors in mine next week. Geeves has been very good at coordinating all the work. Good chap, that Geeves. On the same note, Slashdot keeps rejecting my "Ask Slashdot: Upgrading your Ballroom to IPv6?" story (and all my other ballroom related stories.)

  9. Bah, you could do this with crystal ages ago. on Text Messaging-Enabled Crystal Chandelier Shown In Milan · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Just smoke a shitload of it and you'll see.

  10. Re:Similar on Clones Are Overwhelming TiVo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Similar to saying "I had a burger and coke for lunch," when you really had a burger and Pepsi. TiVo is becomming part of American culture.

    Yeah, It's kind of like when you say, "I just took a shit and wiped my ass with kleenex." In reality, you didn't actually take the shit anywhere.

  11. You'd think it would go the other way. on Clones Are Overwhelming TiVo · · Score: 5, Funny

    All my clones own Tivos. That's seven subscribers when before, it'd only be one.

  12. How about a home brew? on Video Projector for Home Theater? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'd love a home brew, thanks. Ale or lager? And do you brew all-grain or extract?

  13. Re:Let's collect data... on iPod Mini Hits The 'Sweet Spot'? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thought I'd share a data point for what it's worth...

    About the only thing more worthless than simple anecdotal evidence would be attempting to extrapolate trends from data gathered on Slashdot.

  14. "What is that you say?" on Lip Sync Problems with New Digital Displays? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Let's Fight!"

    <mouth keeps moving for several seconds>

    Oh, wait. Those kung foo movies were always like that.

  15. Re:Funny. on Slashback: Documentary, Directory, FUD · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, this is the secret. I really must stop using Flamebait...Troll as subjects!

    No, those are best used in the first sentence your post. As in, "This will probably get modded flamebait, but..." or "I'm not trying to troll here but..."

  16. Shells would be so much better on Slashback: Documentary, Directory, FUD · · Score: 5, Funny

    not warning users when they are using 'root'.

    admin@local host #su
    Password:

    WARNING YOU ARE NOW ROOT!

    #adduser fred

    WARNING YOU ARE ROOT, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? (Y/N) Y

    #passwd fred

    WARNING YOU ARE ROOT, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? (Y/N) Y

    Changing password for user fred.
    New password:

  17. Funny. on Slashback: Documentary, Directory, FUD · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read that headline and thought: Michael Moore.

  18. You know what? on BIND 9.3 Released With Commercial Support · · Score: 4, Funny

    I really dig them root name servers.

  19. One support contract to bind them all? on BIND 9.3 Released With Commercial Support · · Score: 1

    Bah. DNS is for outsourcing anyway.

  20. Re:Now, that's comedy on Operation Fastlink Cracks Down on Warez · · Score: 2

    Is anyone SERIOUSLY arguing for the right to disseminate the creations of other people for free?

    Did you buy this account from someone? People on Slashdot constantly argue that that is ok. What exactly is the difference between AutoCAD 2004 and an mp3? In my mind, there is none when it comes to the legality of downloading it off the internet. -1 Troll, but it is illegal in both examples unless the artist or author gives implicit consent.

  21. No Russia? on Operation Fastlink Cracks Down on Warez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's where I used to get the majority of my cracks (when I used cracks.)

  22. Even/Odd on Berman Confirms Star Trek Prequel Film Project · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will this be Star Trek 0? And thus not subject to the even/odd curse? I guess the film will probably be not too bad, not too good.

  23. Why dogs? on Running Mac OS X Panther · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why'd O'Reilly use dogs for the covers of OSX books?

  24. Easy on The Myth Of The 100-Year CD-Rom · · Score: 1

    Set up a a couple of raid storage devices in two or three data centers, preferably one on another continent than the one you live. Set up some sort of auto-syncing mechanism and be sure to change out your disks twice a year for extra safety. Actually, it would be best to buy all new equipment yearly. Also, contract at least two remote backup services to backup your data nightly. Do this, and you can be sure your data will be safe forever (barring nuclear war or a massive asteroid striking earth.)

  25. I wonder. on California Grills Diebold Over E-Voting Foul-Ups · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did India outsource its voting machines? Seems like maybe it's not just a matter of incompetent programmers. Maybe e-voting is actually hard to accomplish.