I hate to break it to you, but you didn't get the FP.
Also, no one really likes you. They all make fun of you (especially the way you smell) as soon as you leave the room.
And what else? You can't satisfy your girlfriend, your boss thinks you're an idiot, and even the shovel-headed freak that lives up the street hates you.
So what are your computers made out of? Bauxite? Baking soda? Shoes?
Now it's time for you to learn a lesson. I'm going to use the word "proprietary" in a sentence so that you and the rest of the Slashbots can learn what it means once and for all.
Itaniums are proprietary; a sole company controls their design and manufacture.
Didn't that take you back to the SAT? Don't you feel smarter now (just like when you got your score of 800 back then?)?
I also forgot to list Geek Niagrafalls in upstate Geek New York, The Geek Arch in Geek St. Louis, the Geek Grand Canyon in Arizona, and many other Geek national attractions, such as the giant sculpture of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Charles Babbage, found in Geek Black Hills, South Dakota.
There's the Geek Liberty Bell in Pennslyvania, the Geek Statue of Liberty in New York, the Geek Alamo in San Antonio, and the Geek Yosemite National Park in Wyoming.
These are breathtaking geek attractions that will really arouse the 'inner geek' in you...for geeks!
A Windows security blanket, that's all you pussies want.
You wouldn't even be running Linux if you couldn't cuddle up with Windows 98 to play your games. So if you don't want to be sucking Gates' cock for the rest of your life, pull out your credit card and support the only real alternative...
which is, my hard honkin erection whipping you in the face (what did you think I was gonna say?) =)
The kindergarten class at the State Home for the retarded could one-up Anandtech. Of course, the state home for the retarded don't get click-through rates from other retards that read their site to find out which video card gets 3 more FPS for Quake.
Coed.jpg: I want to archive all my e-mail to an SQL database
YourMissionForToday: if you could find a way to pipe all your email into plain text, well-separated, etc then you could squash all compatibility problems
Coed.jpg: I might be able to write an applescript that would talk to mail and then issue shell commands to add the records to the sql DB
Coed.jpg: hmm
YourMissionForToday: why did you send this twice?
Coed.jpg: i didn't
Coed.jpg: i sent it once0r
YourMissionForToday: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
YourMissionForToday: A thousand hardons, my good sir
YourMissionForToday: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer is smug, self-satisfied crap. And so are its fans!"
Coed.jpg: you'dd better apologize, i've never been so insulted
Coed.jpg: you'dd better apologize, i've never been so insulted
Coed.jpg: Smug is the new Hypocritical!
YourMissionForToday: "Coed.jpg: you'dd[sic] better apologize, i've never been so insulted"
Coed.jpg: [sic]
YourMissionForToday: What do you do if you're quoting a source which has misplaced a [sic] mark?
Coed.jpg: Shoot yourself
YourMissionForToday: that's sic!
Coed.jpg: what does sic mean anyway
YourMissionForToday: it means, "their mistake, not mine," so when you quote someone with bad grammar or spelling, people will understand you're quoting verbatim
Coed.jpg: i know but what does it stand for or whatever
YourMissionForToday: Uhhh.....
YourMissionForToday: \/491|\|4?
Coed.jpg: i'll ask my militant feminist writing workshop teacher
YourMissionForToday: She'll tell you the same thing!
Coed.jpg: Maybe then she'll put hers on my P33/N0S
YourMissionForToday: The P33N OS is the OS for me!
Coed.jpg: Ahh vaginas
YourMissionForToday: VaginOS?
YourMissionForToday: "'Sic' is Latin for 'such.' It is used, typically in brackets, to indicate that the writer is aware of an error or apparent error."
Coed.jpg: oh so it is from the latin
Coed.jpg: pah
Coed.jpg: then it makes no sense!
YourMissionForToday: Who cares, as long as I can compile Mozilla for PEEN/OS
YourMissionForToday: My oh my
Coed.jpg: Log it!
Coed.jpg: Post it to slashdot
The best thing about it, is they can tell their stockholders "this is all part of our strategy to get into the living room." We'll see how long this shenanigin lasts. It's like the federal government getting into the game business...the taxpayers would be crying for blood by now!
Nintendo is notoriously closed-mouth about such financial details (even more so than, say, Sony or Sega are/were), but the indications are that Nintendo is losing somewhere around US$20-US$30 per GameCube sold in the US, at the new prices. It is believed that Microsoft is losing in the neghborhood of US$120 per XBox sold in the US, again at the `new' prices.
I've had your mom since last Friday, fucktard. If you want her back, send two hundred bucks and a footlong meatball sub to the dumpster behind Wendy's...
Make haste, or I shall turn her into my own personal Chicken Cordon Bleu.
We could discuss that, but I think a more important issue that has to be dealt with first is my pipewrench, which will be shoved up your ass until it's banging up against your kidneys. Now bend over-AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU LIKE IT!
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You hate the Mac OS 9 GUI, but you love BeOS? That's like saying you hate the Win 3.1 GUI, but you love the Win 3.11 GUI. There is a reason that BeOS shipped with Mac clones, and that Apple and Be worked closely together for many years. It was supposed to be Mac OS 10...but Mac users got NeXT instead.
That has its pluses and minuses, the biggest plus/minus being Steve Jobs of course...
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Also, no one really likes you. They all make fun of you (especially the way you smell) as soon as you leave the room.
And what else? You can't satisfy your girlfriend, your boss thinks you're an idiot, and even the shovel-headed freak that lives up the street hates you.
Wow. It sounds like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Now it's time for you to learn a lesson. I'm going to use the word "proprietary" in a sentence so that you and the rest of the Slashbots can learn what it means once and for all.
Itaniums are proprietary; a sole company controls their design and manufacture.
Didn't that take you back to the SAT? Don't you feel smarter now (just like when you got your score of 800 back then?)?
That is all.
I also forgot to list Geek Niagrafalls in upstate Geek New York, The Geek Arch in Geek St. Louis, the Geek Grand Canyon in Arizona, and many other Geek national attractions, such as the giant sculpture of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Charles Babbage, found in Geek Black Hills, South Dakota.
These are breathtaking geek attractions that will really arouse the 'inner geek' in you...for geeks!
You wouldn't even be running Linux if you couldn't cuddle up with Windows 98 to play your games. So if you don't want to be sucking Gates' cock for the rest of your life, pull out your credit card and support the only real alternative...
which is, my hard honkin erection whipping you in the face (what did you think I was gonna say?) =)
The kindergarten class at the State Home for the retarded could one-up Anandtech. Of course, the state home for the retarded don't get click-through rates from other retards that read their site to find out which video card gets 3 more FPS for Quake.
Coed.jpg: I want to archive all my e-mail to an SQL database YourMissionForToday: if you could find a way to pipe all your email into plain text, well-separated, etc then you could squash all compatibility problems Coed.jpg: I might be able to write an applescript that would talk to mail and then issue shell commands to add the records to the sql DB Coed.jpg: hmm YourMissionForToday: why did you send this twice? Coed.jpg: i didn't Coed.jpg: i sent it once0r YourMissionForToday: OHHHHHHHHHHHH YourMissionForToday: A thousand hardons, my good sir YourMissionForToday: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer is smug, self-satisfied crap. And so are its fans!" Coed.jpg: you'dd better apologize, i've never been so insulted Coed.jpg: you'dd better apologize, i've never been so insulted Coed.jpg: Smug is the new Hypocritical! YourMissionForToday: "Coed.jpg: you'dd[sic] better apologize, i've never been so insulted" Coed.jpg: [sic] YourMissionForToday: What do you do if you're quoting a source which has misplaced a [sic] mark? Coed.jpg: Shoot yourself YourMissionForToday: that's sic! Coed.jpg: what does sic mean anyway YourMissionForToday: it means, "their mistake, not mine," so when you quote someone with bad grammar or spelling, people will understand you're quoting verbatim Coed.jpg: i know but what does it stand for or whatever YourMissionForToday: Uhhh..... YourMissionForToday: \/491|\|4? Coed.jpg: i'll ask my militant feminist writing workshop teacher YourMissionForToday: She'll tell you the same thing! Coed.jpg: Maybe then she'll put hers on my P33/N0S YourMissionForToday: The P33N OS is the OS for me! Coed.jpg: Ahh vaginas YourMissionForToday: VaginOS? YourMissionForToday: "'Sic' is Latin for 'such.' It is used, typically in brackets, to indicate that the writer is aware of an error or apparent error." Coed.jpg: oh so it is from the latin Coed.jpg: pah Coed.jpg: then it makes no sense! YourMissionForToday: Who cares, as long as I can compile Mozilla for PEEN/OS YourMissionForToday: My oh my Coed.jpg: Log it! Coed.jpg: Post it to slashdot
Let's just agree that the strip is for assholes and that anyone who analyzes it to the extent that you just have should be castrated.
he's just writing a check that your redneck cousin is gonna have to cash with his ass. Sucks to be poor doesn't it?
The best thing about it, is they can tell their stockholders "this is all part of our strategy to get into the living room." We'll see how long this shenanigin lasts. It's like the federal government getting into the game business...the taxpayers would be crying for blood by now!
Source: Your Ass.
I've had your mom since last Friday, fucktard. If you want her back, send two hundred bucks and a footlong meatball sub to the dumpster behind Wendy's...
Make haste, or I shall turn her into my own personal Chicken Cordon Bleu.
well, besides nintendo for the n64.
Who likes t3h drunx0r?
I'm in jail!
better known as "socially retarded losers."
Only terrorists use Linux.
I don't like the taste of 3d robot umpires tainting my lean beef! Post, set, and match.
Can I have some free stuff?
We could discuss that, but I think a more important issue that has to be dealt with first is my pipewrench, which will be shoved up your ass until it's banging up against your kidneys. Now bend over-AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU LIKE IT!
Even the explosive fecal burst in my pants is no match for Dockers with Stain Defender! Thanks, and enjoy.
That has its pluses and minuses, the biggest plus/minus being Steve Jobs of course...
They should port this back to PPC for those with the PegasOS boxes.