When isolated from the rest of the body, orifices, splashes and drips begin to echo and resonate with things outside of myself. An anus starts to look like a flower or a depiction of geological forces underground, a squirt reminds me of an apparition appearing from nowhere, or that first moment life materialized from nothing.
I observe the body, sculpt it as I see it, find some "otherness" in the form, and then change something in the form to take it closer to that "otherness". When I first saw a picture of an anus I was awestruck. I had never thought of an anus in any visual sense. What struck me was that this thing, whose sole purpose was to push out looked like it was sucking in. When I sculpted it large (the first one was nine feet high), it became this huge hungry hole that seemed to have a life and intelligence of its own. It seemed to stare, push out, and suck in. When I cast it and pulled it off the wall, it had a hint of a splash, or vortex appearing out of nowhere. To accentuate the qualities that were not anus, the qualities of some otherness, I cut the perimeter of the form, changing it from a perfectly round frontal silhouette to a wavy, splashy one. The result was a higher energy splash, one that was quicker and more instantaneous.
At some point I thought of things or concepts that appear out of nothing, one was the Big Bang theory. To make my anus splash into a Big Bang, I added a second splash to the backside of the first. The resulting form was the one in my Private Splashes exhibition. Big Bang looks as though it is a model of a phenomenon that burst out from a single point. Big Bang is solid and formless, bodily and botanical, stagnant and instantaneous.
I am interested in my work confronting the viewer with their own body, causing private and public reflection. I want my work to find ways to make people question their acts of labeling, categorizing and naming. I am also interested in dissecting beauty, in the act of finding the sublime in the unnoticed and abject parts of our-selves. Most important, I am interested in finding clues that lead me to mysteries.
No way in hell Tennessee beats anyone in the playoffs. They would've lost to the Texans yesterday, if the cornerback hadn't fallen down. It's gonna be Patriots/Rams, the sequel in Houston.
You do lose interest in every other aspect of your life...until you blow your load.
Then you sit there waitin' for it to get hard again, so you can stick it in an oven roasted fresh turkey. And then it does get hard, which makes it difficult to shave your balls. But do you think that turkey will take that as an excuse? Nope, you better finish shaving your balls and then rubbing them all over the turkey, or you're gonna lose your job, mate.
I'm consumed by an overwhelming desire to stuff you geeks inside a whack a mole machine and beat you with a steel dildo until you're bleeding from the ears.
Maybe you should move out of Shitholesville and to somewhere that doesn't force you into a contract for broadband. If they tried that in my city, the people would eat them, shit them out, and eat them again.
By the way, NetZero + Linux=the most retarded combination of software I've heard yet. Shoot yourself in the fucking face NOW!
You only have a drug problem when you run out...LIBERels like Rush Limbaugh know it. Heck, he was able to be a successful writer, radio host, and football commentator, all while wacked out of his mind on pills! If that's not a positive commercial for drugs, I don't know what is!
I'm sick of hearing all this calumny about crack these days. Go smoke some rocks, THEN come back to me with a fair opinion. Get off your fat ass and smoke some crack, do it now! Fuck the economy...you're helping yourself. To get really, really high on crack...
This is certainly a worthwhile crusade. While others struggle in Iraq to defend our freedom, you struggle on Slashdot to avoid reading a few lame jokes.
What do you for a living outside of Slashdot? My guess is that you pick peanuts out of shit. Am I right or am I right?
Talking to Mac people the truth about Apple is like telling a five-year-old Santa Claus doesn't exist.
Try diagramming that sentence. And ater you fail that, jam some plastic forks in your thighs and go bobbing for donuts in the deep fryer at Krispy Kreme. Happy Helloween!
MS's path to more "choice" will include more baseline restrictions and DRM.
If Apple can keep things a little simpler, and a little more limited, and offer the flexibility that they do (burning audio copies to CD, etc), as much as we geeks might complain, it's probably easier for the average consumer to grasp.
Sure, I'd love to see a mainstream offering with a huge library selling DRM-less MP3s, but that doesn't seem likely to happen, and it's certainly not going to come from Microsoft.
Microsoft warning dialogues are hardly the fucking keystone of proper spelling. Here's a hint: DON'T FOLLOW THEIR EXAMPLE. Programmers are not role models for spelling, hygiene, or anything important.
Man, don't I know it...but it was happy hour at Chi Chi's, and afterwards me and the boys stumbled into Kinney's shoes. I think we woulda been okay, but then Ralph went and puked all over a counter full of espedrilles.
Why not set up a web form using PHP? You can have everyone email you their requests that way, and then maybe use a PHP/MySQL application from Sourceforge to track that status of all requests. That would be fun!
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When isolated from the rest of the body, orifices, splashes and drips begin to echo and resonate with things outside of myself. An anus starts to look like a flower or a depiction of geological forces underground, a squirt reminds me of an apparition appearing from nowhere, or that first moment life materialized from nothing.
I observe the body, sculpt it as I see it, find some "otherness" in the form, and then change something in the form to take it closer to that "otherness". When I first saw a picture of an anus I was awestruck. I had never thought of an anus in any visual sense. What struck me was that this thing, whose sole purpose was to push out looked like it was sucking in. When I sculpted it large (the first one was nine feet high), it became this huge hungry hole that seemed to have a life and intelligence of its own. It seemed to stare, push out, and suck in. When I cast it and pulled it off the wall, it had a hint of a splash, or vortex appearing out of nowhere. To accentuate the qualities that were not anus, the qualities of some otherness, I cut the perimeter of the form, changing it from a perfectly round frontal silhouette to a wavy, splashy one. The result was a higher energy splash, one that was quicker and more instantaneous.
At some point I thought of things or concepts that appear out of nothing, one was the Big Bang theory. To make my anus splash into a Big Bang, I added a second splash to the backside of the first. The resulting form was the one in my Private Splashes exhibition. Big Bang looks as though it is a model of a phenomenon that burst out from a single point. Big Bang is solid and formless, bodily and botanical, stagnant and instantaneous.
I am interested in my work confronting the viewer with their own body, causing private and public reflection. I want my work to find ways to make people question their acts of labeling, categorizing and naming. I am also interested in dissecting beauty, in the act of finding the sublime in the unnoticed and abject parts of our-selves. Most important, I am interested in finding clues that lead me to mysteries.
No way in hell Tennessee beats anyone in the playoffs. They would've lost to the Texans yesterday, if the cornerback hadn't fallen down. It's gonna be Patriots/Rams, the sequel in Houston.
And now, to keep the hilarity going, I'm gonna shove this broken glass into your rectum! Is that a hoot or what?
using this product may severely decrease your chances of not getting a swirly. Gaywad.
Then you sit there waitin' for it to get hard again, so you can stick it in an oven roasted fresh turkey. And then it does get hard, which makes it difficult to shave your balls. But do you think that turkey will take that as an excuse? Nope, you better finish shaving your balls and then rubbing them all over the turkey, or you're gonna lose your job, mate.
Now don't go putting this shit on eBay, you callous, sun-chapped prick!
I'm consumed by an overwhelming desire to stuff you geeks inside a whack a mole machine and beat you with a steel dildo until you're bleeding from the ears.
If inanity turned me on, good sir, then your posts would give me a post of my own! In my pants!
By the way, NetZero + Linux=the most retarded combination of software I've heard yet. Shoot yourself in the fucking face NOW!
You only have a drug problem when you run out...LIBERels like Rush Limbaugh know it. Heck, he was able to be a successful writer, radio host, and football commentator, all while wacked out of his mind on pills! If that's not a positive commercial for drugs, I don't know what is!
I'm sick of hearing all this calumny about crack these days. Go smoke some rocks, THEN come back to me with a fair opinion. Get off your fat ass and smoke some crack, do it now! Fuck the economy...you're helping yourself. To get really, really high on crack...
"skinfitz" is so much less anonymous than anonymous coward. You fucking self-righteous cocksucker.
What do you for a living outside of Slashdot? My guess is that you pick peanuts out of shit. Am I right or am I right?
Try diagramming that sentence. And ater you fail that, jam some plastic forks in your thighs and go bobbing for donuts in the deep fryer at Krispy Kreme. Happy Helloween!
MS's path to more "choice" will include more baseline restrictions and DRM.
If Apple can keep things a little simpler, and a little more limited, and offer the flexibility that they do (burning audio copies to CD, etc), as much as we geeks might complain, it's probably easier for the average consumer to grasp.
Sure, I'd love to see a mainstream offering with a huge library selling DRM-less MP3s, but that doesn't seem likely to happen, and it's certainly not going to come from Microsoft.
I prefer knocking back "likkorz" (MD 20/20)in the public library. With your Mom.
Microsoft warning dialogues are hardly the fucking keystone of proper spelling. Here's a hint: DON'T FOLLOW THEIR EXAMPLE. Programmers are not role models for spelling, hygiene, or anything important.
Man, don't I know it...but it was happy hour at Chi Chi's, and afterwards me and the boys stumbled into Kinney's shoes. I think we woulda been okay, but then Ralph went and puked all over a counter full of espedrilles.
You fucking idiot.t.
Why not set up a web form using PHP? You can have everyone email you their requests that way, and then maybe use a PHP/MySQL application from Sourceforge to track that status of all requests. That would be fun!
&emdash; &emdash; &emdash; Did you hear that shit? Fix your goddamn style sheets you worthless hippies!
Getting a "GodWasAnAlien" comment where I expected some informative trolling is like taking a pitchfork to the thigh.
He can use his commodore 64 to hook up to one of the many wireless access points scattered around the barns of afghanistan.
Please, regale us with more mind-exploding wisdom, o learned one. We are but mere ants compared to your boundless intellect.
With my DIHIHIHIICK!