Damn, beat me to it. Here it is anyway since you left out Skroob's quote:)
ROLAND: No, wait, wait. I'll tell. I'll tell.
HELMET: I knew it would work. All right, give to me.
ROLAND: The combination is one.
HELMET: One.
SANDURZ: One.
ROLAND: Two.
HELMET: Two.
SANDURZ: Two.
ROLAND: Three.
HELMET: Three.
SANDURZ: Three
ROLAND: Four.
HELMET: Four.
SANDURZ: Four.
ROLAND: Five.
HELMET: Five.
SANDURZ: Five.
HELMET: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life. That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
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HELMET: We have the combination.
SKROOB: Great. Now we can take every last breath fresh air from planet Druidia. What's the combination?
SANDURZ: One, two, three, four, five.
SKROOB: One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
Wow, I think somebody from Jboss is on the same subnet as me. This is what happens when I try to post an anonymous reply:
Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, anonymous comment posting has temporarily been disabled. You can still login to post. However, if bad posting continues from your IP or Subnet that privilege could be revoked as well. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner or login and improve your posting . If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, please email moderation@slashdot.org with your MD5'd IPID and SubnetID, which are "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" and "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" and (optionally, but preferably) your IP number "x.x.x.x" and your username "sik0fewl".
And if you do have a virus and it's not affecting system or network performance and you don't use the system for any sensitive information, do you really care?
That's like asking "if there's a stranger living in your home but he doesn't get in your way or steal anything would you care?"
Yeah, it kinda sucks, but I always use the "Report Spam" button on it instead of regular deletion.. maybe they'll get the point :)
Doesn't matter much for me any more though. I've switched to Gmail and I'm really liking it (and I haven't got a single spam from Google yet.
Damn, beat me to it. Here it is anyway since you left out Skroob's quote :)
Peter: I'll take it. Hello, China? I have something you might be interested in... that's right, all the tea...
Are you sure your phone company doesn't have a package with unlimited in-country or in-state long distance calling?
... and so that stuff that does need to be human readable isn't.
Of course it's sarcasm. I think you need a sarcasm meter.
Ahh.. thanks for that. I've never actually laughed out loud so many times in just one single post.
Oh shit! I forgot to do my username!
Wow, I think somebody from Jboss is on the same subnet as me. This is what happens when I try to post an anonymous reply:
Neato. I wonder if I know them.
Well, there's your first mistake. You should've never turned around.
Don't worry, my post will be mod'd 50% funny and 50% off-topic, leaving me with a net karma of -5.
Uhh.. no it's not. Next article please.
I hope nobody gives him any good ideas.
It's Redundant if it's covered in the article.
That's like asking "if there's a stranger living in your home but he doesn't get in your way or steal anything would you care?"
Ignorance is bliss :)
Better make that a rewritable... ...DVD.
Yeah, that's an elegant solution:
It probably reads:
... not to mention mass turbation.
Soviet Russia?
You missed another important one: hell freezes over
Ah, you must mean this subsphere.
We could sue eachother! That way everybody wins! And to think, people want to get rid of the DMCA.
Well this time I think they are full of shit.