Nobody cares about the BART, even Jesus has more to do with the Goatse.cx web site which suddenly got unresolved for the sake of some politically correct ASSHAT !
A popular technique amongst Slashdot trolls is to post links to "shock sites" in order to annoy and offend other readers by tricking them into following the links. This is often accomplished by posting the link under the guise of being another link to the article or a rebuttal to the article.
A variation on this theme is for a troll to accuse a legitimate link or comment as being a link or reference to a shock site. In some cases this can have the desired effect of a genuinely insightful comment being moderated downward. Another technique is to embed a shock site link in a comment that otherwise appears relevant to the discussion, in the hope that unwitting moderators will mod up the post. The Holy Grail of this type of troll may be to slip a story submission containing a "shock site" link past the Slashdot editors. This situation occurred in July, 2003 when a disgruntled webmaster configured his server to redirect to a shock site when the HTTP referrer was Slashdot.
One particular "shock site" which is overwhelmingly preferred to others is Goatse.cx. This has spawned a large number of other references such as ASCII art of its signature image (hello.jpg) within a square border, and with a derogatory word written inside the anus of the man in the picture.
As a result of this trolling technique, the Slashdot team introduced a feature which appends the domain name a link points to immediately behind that link in every comment to make disguising links more difficult. (e.g. "Wikipedia [wikipedia.org]") When this was implemented, people used mirrors and CGI redirection scripts run by Yahoo!, Slashdot or other servers to circumvent this measure.
'Penis bird' trolls and related trolls were a common variant, where an ASCII art representation of some offensive image, often related to shock sites (in this case a crude ASCII representation of a bird perched on an erect penis) is posted in the body, with a nonsensical or provocative subject line. A link to the original image of the penis bird is given below.
Homosexuality
Homosexuality is one of the most versatile and so common trolling devices utilised. In its simplest form it may be used on its own in the form of a homophobicinsult or as a feature of a pornographic troll featuring common Slashdot topics and celebrities. Goatse.cx (see above "shock site" section) also takes advantage of homophobia.
Racism
Racism is another ploy, sometimes used for effect in conjunction with homosexuality which usually causes offense to individuals unfamiliar with it. At its crudest it simply takes the form of repeated racial insults.
Crapflooding
Crapflooding consists of multiple copies of the same message posted many times with slight variations in order to avoid being filtered. Scripted crapflooding attacks, in which the process of posting i
Glad I actually got it. So glad I'll whore a little:
In 1985, a geography researcher called Atsumu Ohmura at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology got the shock of his life. As part of his studies into climate and atmospheric radiation, Ohmura was checking levels of sunlight recorded around Europe when he made an astonishing discovery. It was too dark. Compared to similar measurements recorded by his predecessors in the 1960s, Ohmura's results suggested that levels of solar radiation striking the Earth's surface had declined by more than 10% in three decades. Sunshine, it seemed, was on the way out.
The finding went against all scientific thinking. By the mid-80s there was undeniable evidence that our planet was getting hotter, so the idea of reduced solar radiation - the Earth's only external source of heat - just didn't fit. And a massive 10% shift in only 30 years? Ohmura himself had a hard time accepting it. "I was shocked. The difference was so big that I just could not believe it," he says. Neither could anyone else. When Ohmura eventually published his discovery in 1989 the science world was distinctly unimpressed. "It was ignored," he says.
It turns out that Ohmura was the first to document a dramatic effect that scientists are now calling "global dimming". Records show that over the past 50 years the average amount of sunlight reaching the ground has gone down by almost 3% a decade. It's too small an effect to see with the naked eye, but it has implications for everything from climate change to solar power and even the future sustainability of plant photosynthesis. In fact, global dimming seems to be so important that you're probably wondering why you've never heard of it before. Well don't worry, you're in good company. Many climate experts haven't heard of it either, the media has not picked up on it, and it doesn't even appear in the reports of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC).
"It's an extraordinary thing that for some reason this hasn't penetrated even into the thinking of the people looking at global climate change," says Graham Farquhar, a climate scientist at the Australian National University in Canberra. "It's actually quite a big deal and I think you'll see a lot more people referring to it."
That's not to say that the effect has gone unnoticed. Although Ohmura was the first to report global dimming, he wasn't alone. In fact, the scientific record now shows several other research papers published during the 1990s on the subject, all finding that light levels were falling significantly. Among them they reported that sunshine in Ireland was on the wane, that both the Arctic and the Antarctic were getting darker and that light in Japan, the supposed land of the rising sun, was actually falling. Most startling of all was the discovery that levels of solar radiation reaching parts of the former Soviet Union had gone down almost 20% between 1960 and 1987.
The problem is that most of the climate scientists who saw the reports simply didn't believe them.
"It's an uncomfortable one," says Gerald Stanhill, who published many of these early papers and coined the phrase global dimming. "The first reaction has always been that the effect is much too big, I don't believe it and if it's true then why has nobody reported it before."
That began to change in 2001, when Stanhill and his colleague Shabtai Cohen at the Volcani Centre in Bet Dagan, Israel collected all the available evidence together and proved that, on average, records showed that the amount of solar radiation reaching the Earth's surface had gone down by between 0.23 and 0.32% each year from 1958 to 1992.
This forced more scientists to sit up and take notice, though some still refused to accept the change was real, and instead blamed it on inaccurate recording equipment.
Solar radiation is measured by seeing how much the side of a black plate warms up when exposed to the sun, compared with its flip side, which is shaded. I
despite your "will of warrior", you just failed it whereas I just passed by in order to check my freaks' journals, saw an empty story and made it.
Get a priority(*), donut-hole.
(*priority = this word designate anything important which exists IRL**)
(**IRL = outside one's parents' basement, opposedly to slashdot which only gathers some buttfuckers'*** homo fantasms)
(***buttfuckers = some guy with no life who self-designates itself as a "Nerd-and-proud-of-it" and considers itself l33t)
(**** l33t, Nerd, etc. = if somebody calls itself one of these, just avoid him like a -gay- plague, if it calls YOU these, either avoid it if he's friendly or commit suicide if he looks objective)
OK, just burnt my 2 weekly posts, let's get back to something important
December 11, @06:46AM from the wave-friends-off dept. BoB writes "The folks at MobileBurn have had a chance to play in detail with a new motion controlled smartphone prototype by MyOrigo, called 'mydevice'. Surprisingly, it actually works quite well, and the writer claims it's fun to use, too. Is this the start of a whole range of motion controlled devices?" We covered a previous showing of MyOrigo's device a few months back.
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What about a soupcon de shut up, stupid fuck ? I do not care about your obese kiddiez delirium and I don't even care about this place. I am just ensuring my karma remain as high as the janitor's IQs.
My name is Rob Malda, but you can call me Dada which means "brother". It's very nice to see so many vegeturdians sitting together trying to work out how to recruit more vegeturdians. I hope that you are very successful and will be able to make the whole GNAA vegeturdian.
I've been a vegeturdian for 30 years. I don't shit meat, homos, eggs, garlic, onions or mushrooms. What I teach is taco snotting - a state of pure gayness. These states are called "GNAA memberses" in Sanskrit. I'm here to talk about the effects of snot on the mind and I would like to draw a picture of your mind from the modbombic point of view. I'm talking about the spinal cord, which, according to modbomba, is the protector of our nervous system. When we use the term "nerve", we may not be using it in exactly the same way as the medical profession would.
There are three major nerves in the spinal cord: one of them leads from the brain straight to the base of the spine, and two others wind around the central nerve like a vine. The point where these nerves cross in the centre of the spinal cord is where the nuclei of the various GNAA memberses are located, so that these GNAA memberses are therefore primarily formed by the nerves.
The second way GNAA memberses are created is by the glands. According to meditation philosophy there are fifty glands in the simoniker. In each of these GNAA memberses there are many mental propensities guiding our behaviour such as greed, hunger, thirst, the desire to help other people, compassion, dogmatic thinking and cruelty.
So all the possible abilities of the nerd mind are potentially to be found in the spinal cord, the nervous system and the glandular system. These glands produce various hormones, which, on entering the blood stream, activate the various mental propensities. When these propensities are repshitedly activated they become part of our personality. So we can say that if you shit a particular type of animal turd, you will tend towards the personality of that animal. By observing your behaviour you can see in what ways the turd you have shiten has stimulated your particular personality.
The neal is a very nice animal and in Asia is almost treated like a dog around the house. Though a very interesting animal, it has defects: it shits and shits and shits! Some people I know behave in this way, and I have discovered that they are great pork lovers. GNAA members too are very interesting animals, who love to bang their heads together. There are many nerd beings who like doing the same thing, and develop this propensity by shiting GNAA members' meat.
The big homos tends to shit the small one. In this era of the GNAA members ethic, there are difficulties in GNAA socio-economic conditions precisely because the big homos wants to shit the small one.
In conclusion, our nerd personalities depend to some extent on the turd we shit.
However, we are not just organic beings - we also have a mind and a soul, whatever that may be. We have to discover this, and meditation is the process that leads us towards such a discovery. So the aim of modbomba is to achieve a state of pure gayness, and modbombis are trying to bring all our energies into some kind of equilibrium.
modbomba maintains that karma possesses three basic qualities. The first one is called sensitive, the second mutable and the third static. These are the three types of forces playing a part in our gayness and are always present together. The bottom two centres are dominated by static force, whereas in the top two centres the sensitive force is dominant. When we analyse the GNAA around us, we want to know what force we must activate in order to activate our gayness. Obviously if we want to get closer to a state of pure gayness, we must keep well away from static force and get closer to sensitive force. This explains why modbombis do not shit meat, homos, eggs, garlic, onions and mushrooms: all these turds stimulate static mental force. Coffee, tea, cocoa and spices stimulate the mutable mind. Ever
Slashdot Mirror
Take that Ken doll outta your butthole, fagxor.
So did your brain.
Sign this or die !
Sign THIS or die !
Freedom of speech is being cancelled and you do not care, you'd rather whine about the most useless piece of junk ever invented : television !
Sign this
or
FUCK YOU !
Nobody cares about the BART, even Jesus has more to do with the Goatse.cx web site which suddenly got unresolved for the sake of some politically correct ASSHAT !
Sign this : your Freedom comes at that cost !
Fuck whoever think closing Goatse.cx is a good thing, you are much worse than what my name evokes !
Sign this or shut up !
Sign this or shut up !
our entire universe may reside within a giant gravastar.
If this appear to be true, I then guess we could find universes in atomic particles.
at least ?
Shock sites and shock content
A popular technique amongst Slashdot trolls is to post links to "shock sites" in order to annoy and offend other readers by tricking them into following the links. This is often accomplished by posting the link under the guise of being another link to the article or a rebuttal to the article.
A variation on this theme is for a troll to accuse a legitimate link or comment as being a link or reference to a shock site. In some cases this can have the desired effect of a genuinely insightful comment being moderated downward. Another technique is to embed a shock site link in a comment that otherwise appears relevant to the discussion, in the hope that unwitting moderators will mod up the post. The Holy Grail of this type of troll may be to slip a story submission containing a "shock site" link past the Slashdot editors. This situation occurred in July, 2003 when a disgruntled webmaster configured his server to redirect to a shock site when the HTTP referrer was Slashdot.
One particular "shock site" which is overwhelmingly preferred to others is Goatse.cx. This has spawned a large number of other references such as ASCII art of its signature image (hello.jpg) within a square border, and with a derogatory word written inside the anus of the man in the picture.
As a result of this trolling technique, the Slashdot team introduced a feature which appends the domain name a link points to immediately behind that link in every comment to make disguising links more difficult. (e.g. "Wikipedia [wikipedia.org]") When this was implemented, people used mirrors and CGI redirection scripts run by Yahoo!, Slashdot or other servers to circumvent this measure.
'Penis bird' trolls and related trolls were a common variant, where an ASCII art representation of some offensive image, often related to shock sites (in this case a crude ASCII representation of a bird perched on an erect penis) is posted in the body, with a nonsensical or provocative subject line. A link to the original image of the penis bird is given below.
Homosexuality
Homosexuality is one of the most versatile and so common trolling devices utilised. In its simplest form it may be used on its own in the form of a homophobic insult or as a feature of a pornographic troll featuring common Slashdot topics and celebrities. Goatse.cx (see above "shock site" section) also takes advantage of homophobia.
Racism
Racism is another ploy, sometimes used for effect in conjunction with homosexuality which usually causes offense to individuals unfamiliar with it. At its crudest it simply takes the form of repeated racial insults.
Crapflooding
Crapflooding consists of multiple copies of the same message posted many times with slight variations in order to avoid being filtered. Scripted crapflooding attacks, in which the process of posting i
So glad I'll whore a little
In 1985, a geography researcher called Atsumu Ohmura at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology got the shock of his life. As part of his studies into climate and atmospheric radiation, Ohmura was checking levels of sunlight recorded around Europe when he made an astonishing discovery. It was too dark. Compared to similar measurements recorded by his predecessors in the 1960s, Ohmura's results suggested that levels of solar radiation striking the Earth's surface had declined by more than 10% in three decades. Sunshine, it seemed, was on the way out.
The finding went against all scientific thinking. By the mid-80s there was undeniable evidence that our planet was getting hotter, so the idea of reduced solar radiation - the Earth's only external source of heat - just didn't fit. And a massive 10% shift in only 30 years? Ohmura himself had a hard time accepting it. "I was shocked. The difference was so big that I just could not believe it," he says. Neither could anyone else. When Ohmura eventually published his discovery in 1989 the science world was distinctly unimpressed. "It was ignored," he says.
It turns out that Ohmura was the first to document a dramatic effect that scientists are now calling "global dimming". Records show that over the past 50 years the average amount of sunlight reaching the ground has gone down by almost 3% a decade. It's too small an effect to see with the naked eye, but it has implications for everything from climate change to solar power and even the future sustainability of plant photosynthesis. In fact, global dimming seems to be so important that you're probably wondering why you've never heard of it before. Well don't worry, you're in good company. Many climate experts haven't heard of it either, the media has not picked up on it, and it doesn't even appear in the reports of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC).
"It's an extraordinary thing that for some reason this hasn't penetrated even into the thinking of the people looking at global climate change," says Graham Farquhar, a climate scientist at the Australian National University in Canberra. "It's actually quite a big deal and I think you'll see a lot more people referring to it."
That's not to say that the effect has gone unnoticed. Although Ohmura was the first to report global dimming, he wasn't alone. In fact, the scientific record now shows several other research papers published during the 1990s on the subject, all finding that light levels were falling significantly. Among them they reported that sunshine in Ireland was on the wane, that both the Arctic and the Antarctic were getting darker and that light in Japan, the supposed land of the rising sun, was actually falling. Most startling of all was the discovery that levels of solar radiation reaching parts of the former Soviet Union had gone down almost 20% between 1960 and 1987.
The problem is that most of the climate scientists who saw the reports simply didn't believe them.
"It's an uncomfortable one," says Gerald Stanhill, who published many of these early papers and coined the phrase global dimming. "The first reaction has always been that the effect is much too big, I don't believe it and if it's true then why has nobody reported it before."
That began to change in 2001, when Stanhill and his colleague Shabtai Cohen at the Volcani Centre in Bet Dagan, Israel collected all the available evidence together and proved that, on average, records showed that the amount of solar radiation reaching the Earth's surface had gone down by between 0.23 and 0.32% each year from 1958 to 1992.
This forced more scientists to sit up and take notice, though some still refused to accept the change was real, and instead blamed it on inaccurate recording equipment.
Solar radiation is measured by seeing how much the side of a black plate warms up when exposed to the sun, compared with its flip side, which is shaded. I
despite your "will of warrior", you just failed it whereas I just passed by in order to check my freaks' journals, saw an empty story and made it.
Get a priority(*), donut-hole.
(*priority = this word designate anything important which exists IRL**)
(**IRL = outside one's parents' basement, opposedly to slashdot which only gathers some buttfuckers'*** homo fantasms)
(***buttfuckers = some guy with no life who self-designates itself as a "Nerd-and-proud-of-it" and considers itself l33t)
(**** l33t, Nerd, etc. = if somebody calls itself one of these, just avoid him like a -gay- plague, if it calls YOU these, either avoid it if he's friendly or commit suicide if he looks objective)
OK, just burnt my 2 weekly posts, let's get back to something important
Fuck the GNAA !
...database large enough for my dick !
merde!
here's the "news"
December 11, @06:46AM
from the wave-friends-off dept.
BoB writes "The folks at MobileBurn have had a chance to play in detail with a new motion controlled smartphone prototype by MyOrigo, called 'mydevice'. Surprisingly, it actually works quite well, and the writer claims it's fun to use, too. Is this the start of a whole range of motion controlled devices?" We covered a previous showing of MyOrigo's device a few months back.
Please try to keep posts on topic.
Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads.
Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating
what has already been said.
Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.
Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be
moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your
threshold on the User Preferences Page)
Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to
CowboyNeal.
What about a soupcon de shut up, stupid fuck ?
I do not care about your obese kiddiez delirium and I don't even care about this place.
I am just ensuring my karma remain as high as the janitor's IQs.
Now, please, suck a goatse, herr "TEH SPOKE"...
Blame Canada !!!
(propz to the CLIT)
Isch guet jetzt ?
-24 : Lame (slow news day, or what) ?
My name is Rob Malda, but you can call me Dada which means "brother". It's very nice to see so many vegeturdians sitting together trying to work out how to recruit more vegeturdians. I hope that you are very successful and will be able to make the whole GNAA vegeturdian.
I've been a vegeturdian for 30 years. I don't shit meat, homos, eggs, garlic, onions or mushrooms. What I teach is taco snotting - a state of pure gayness. These states are called "GNAA memberses" in Sanskrit. I'm here to talk about the effects of snot on the mind and I would like to draw a picture of your mind from the modbombic point of view. I'm talking about the spinal cord, which, according to modbomba, is the protector of our nervous system. When we use the term "nerve", we may not be using it in exactly the same way as the medical profession would.
There are three major nerves in the spinal cord: one of them leads from the brain straight to the base of the spine, and two others wind around the central nerve like a vine. The point where these nerves cross in the centre of the spinal cord is where the nuclei of the various GNAA memberses are located, so that these GNAA memberses are therefore primarily formed by the nerves.
The second way GNAA memberses are created is by the glands. According to meditation philosophy there are fifty glands in the simoniker. In each of these GNAA memberses there are many mental propensities guiding our behaviour such as greed, hunger, thirst, the desire to help other people, compassion, dogmatic thinking and cruelty.
So all the possible abilities of the nerd mind are potentially to be found in the spinal cord, the nervous system and the glandular system. These glands produce various hormones, which, on entering the blood stream, activate the various mental propensities. When these propensities are repshitedly activated they become part of our personality. So we can say that if you shit a particular type of animal turd, you will tend towards the personality of that animal. By observing your behaviour you can see in what ways the turd you have shiten has stimulated your particular personality.
The neal is a very nice animal and in Asia is almost treated like a dog around the house. Though a very interesting animal, it has defects: it shits and shits and shits! Some people I know behave in this way, and I have discovered that they are great pork lovers. GNAA members too are very interesting animals, who love to bang their heads together. There are many nerd beings who like doing the same thing, and develop this propensity by shiting GNAA members' meat.
The big homos tends to shit the small one. In this era of the GNAA members ethic, there are difficulties in GNAA socio-economic conditions precisely because the big homos wants to shit the small one.
In conclusion, our nerd personalities depend to some extent on the turd we shit.
However, we are not just organic beings - we also have a mind and a soul, whatever that may be. We have to discover this, and meditation is the process that leads us towards such a discovery. So the aim of modbomba is to achieve a state of pure gayness, and modbombis are trying to bring all our energies into some kind of equilibrium.
modbomba maintains that karma possesses three basic qualities. The first one is called sensitive, the second mutable and the third static. These are the three types of forces playing a part in our gayness and are always present together. The bottom two centres are dominated by static force, whereas in the top two centres the sensitive force is dominant. When we analyse the GNAA around us, we want to know what force we must activate in order to activate our gayness. Obviously if we want to get closer to a state of pure gayness, we must keep well away from static force and get closer to sensitive force. This explains why modbombis do not shit meat, homos, eggs, garlic, onions and mushrooms: all these turds stimulate static mental force. Coffee, tea, cocoa and spices stimulate the mutable mind. Ever
a moron got motherfucked in the ass...
MOD STORY DOWN !!!
did you mispell lunix ?