I for one fart in your general direction. Mouse gestures are for losers, I personally prefer to manipulate my S.O.'s beautifully shaped 90C breasts.
Mein Gott, this afternoon at work is sooo langweilig, I wish I had more to do so that I would not need to reeducate the logic-impaired Slashcrotte morons.
If you find it cool to have a stinking breath (which even more people may appreciate because of your grinning maniac smile), then you should apt-get update your olfactive-subsystem.
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You just demonstrated how negative "Nerdy" (which you mistyped, btw) is. Today's youth is as intelligent as you Nerds would like to be but they just find the fun everywhere, which you can't.
The Simpsons will remain a puny TV show : nothing important, unless you consider your TV set as a mandatory piece of your miserable life.
This is brilliant : anywhere but in the US, we could think that SCO are crazy but in Corporate AmeriKKKa, they'll own the judge, the jury, and the executioners who shall repueatedly plook RMS's ass in jail. Of course, meanwhile, SCOX will reach 10000% its current value and most people may sell out just before turning Linux into Abandonware.
You actually were, except when you had to pay them taxes. BTW, why do you think you freed the black slaves ? For humanitary matters ? You freed them because you needed their blood during the Secession war. Which promise could you have made, otherwise ? Now, when I'll see a black president, I'll begin to believe America is an equal-opportunity company but until then, I won't believe your puny corrupt smelling obesifying over-informed under-caring country to be the "Land of the Free".
1. Texas: Executing all the innocent, sparing only a guilty Satanist.
2. Bush the anti abortion campaigner, and your illegal abortion. 1970, before Roe v Wade.
3. Drug use, drug dealing, cheating your 15 and 30 year prison sentences, 1972
4. Dodging Vietnam, one year AWOL from the Texas National Guard 1972-3
5. Foul language. Who's worse, you or President Nixon?
6. Lying under oath, lying to cover your DWI. 1976, 1978 An alcoholic for 20 years.
7. Lying about adultery 1999. Tammy Phillips, the Texas stripper.
8. Business failure and Corporate fraud. 1978 - 91
9. Billionaires' bribes and their enormous paybacks at taxpayer expense.
10. The 26 year Bush - bin Laden Business partnership.
11. Your scorn for human beings and human rights.
12. Your Satanic Society membership since 1968, confirmed 2000.
13. Neil Bush's $1 billion Silverado S&L Fraud, Jeb Bush only $8m fraud.
14. An Illegitimate President: Florida: your 4 electoral frauds on 250,000 votes..
15. Your devastation of the US economy.
16. Didn't you have the strongest motive to bring down the World Trade?
17. Indicators of your involvment with the destruction of the World Trade.
18. Would bin Laden have dared to act on 9/11 without his senior partner's consent?
19. Overseas killings organised by the Bush family - the cause of most terrorism?
20. Your real motive for the Iraq war.
21. The Bush Body count - 30 people - please Mr. President, don't have me murdered too.
______________________________________________
The GW Bush interview: The questions the Media omitted to ask
Mr President, it seems the standard of journalism in the USA has fallen hopelessly. As a result, during your campaign the Press failed to subject you to a serious investigation or a proper background check; you didn't even get an in depth interview. May we make up for that failure now? Thank you.
1). While you were Governor of Texas 130 people were executed. You spared no one (except the Satanist and child molester Henry Lee Lukas who had murdered around 200 people). Some of those executed were mentally retarded, some had incompetent or corrupt state defence lawyers. Several had evidence to prove their innocence, DNA in one case; some were foreigners and had their right of consular access denied, appeals from the governments of Europe, Canada and Mexico went unheard. You even ignored appeals from His Holiness the Pope in the Vatican.
No more striking evidence of your lack of compassion can be illustrated than in matters of life and death. In the light of this, isn't your platform of "Compassionate" Conservatism just hypocrisy?
You have made it clear in a number of television interviews that you regard executions as somewhere between funny and enjoyable. On Talk Magazine you mocked Karla Faye Tucker, with the sarcastic words "Please don't kill me". You also laughed as you gloated over your executions on your first TV debate; your own Republican election staff quickly stopped you after that one.
Isn't the right to life the most fundamental American freedom? Is a man who regards execution so cynically fit to be entrusted with the Presidency and the defence of individual freedom? Isn't a State that executes people when there is proof of their innocence close to committing murder? Isn't the truth that you just don't care one way or another?
You are recorded in 1968 as joining the Chapter 332 Order, a satanic society known as "The Skulls". Is this why you released Lukas?
2. Bush the anti abortion campaigner, and your illegal abortion. Early 1970. President Bush, are you opposed to abortion? Yes?
On October 20th 2000 CNN interviewed Larry Flynt who said he had affadavits from five women who were connected with your early 1970 illegal abortion in Houston (While you were working on
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq? A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we? A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction? A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them? A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.
Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with? A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.
Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did. A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
Q: And what was that? A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country? A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
Q: Kind of like what they do in China? A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.
Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people? A: Right.
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured? A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China? A: I told you, China is different.
Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq? A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad? A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad? A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Like in Iraq? A: Exactly.
Q: And like in China, too? A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor? A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists? A: Don't be a smart-ass.
Q: I didn't think I was being one. A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement? A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.
Q: What's a military coup? A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.
Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup? A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he
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so fuck off you all...
NOW !
I have become big fan of mouse gestures
I for one fart in your general direction.
Mouse gestures are for losers, I personally prefer to manipulate my S.O.'s beautifully shaped 90C breasts.
Mein Gott, this afternoon at work is sooo langweilig, I wish I had more to do so that I would not need to reeducate the logic-impaired Slashcrotte morons.
If you find it cool to have a stinking breath (which even more people may appreciate because of your grinning maniac smile), then you should apt-get update your olfactive-subsystem.
Until then, Maul Zu !
Parent is neither the Goatse.cx guy nor the Tubgirl...
Cool, one more FP fur eure Fuhrer !
I hereby schiess on NerdZ.
Q: what's bigger than an American voting booth ?
A: an American's ass, otherwise he'd go and vote.
Will you please leave MY first post alone ?
Hey ! second time in a row.
The CLIT own your flacid asses !
Yahabaha ! I did it again !!!
Where've you spent the last week ?
BTW, who is this IMPOSTER ???
FUCK YOU !
Important Stuff:
Please try to keep posts on topic.
Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads.
Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.
Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)
You just demonstrated how negative "Nerdy" (which you mistyped, btw) is.
Today's youth is as intelligent as you Nerds would like to be but they just find the fun everywhere, which you can't.
The Simpsons will remain a puny TV show : nothing important, unless you consider your TV set as a mandatory piece of your miserable life.
This is brilliant : anywhere but in the US, we could think that SCO are crazy but in Corporate AmeriKKKa, they'll own the judge, the jury, and the executioners who shall repueatedly plook RMS's ass in jail.
Of course, meanwhile, SCOX will reach 10000% its current value and most people may sell out just before turning Linux into Abandonware.
You don't believe me ?
Just buy SCO stock NOW.
Heil Me ! :)
I got my 4th FP in a few days
BTW, who the hell is this imposter ?
You actually were, except when you had to pay them taxes.
BTW, why do you think you freed the black slaves ?
For humanitary matters ?
You freed them because you needed their blood during the Secession war.
Which promise could you have made, otherwise ?
Now, when I'll see a black president, I'll begin to believe America is an equal-opportunity company but until then, I won't believe your puny corrupt smelling obesifying over-informed under-caring country to be the "Land of the Free".
Every morning, when I get up, I fart to the West.
Ach so ! Jetzt bin ich der Slashpunkt Meister geworden !
I own you !
Heil mich : second time today ! :)
BTW, who is this imposter ?
-10 : I just camped 2 amch.questionmarket.com cookies for "privacy matters".
/. morons, will you keep lecturing your audience on privacy and YRO ?
OK, so,
FUCK YOU !
-1 : Troll
(and also : Who gives a Fuck ?)
Flee : it's Jon Katz's crotch-licking dog !!!
The questions the Media omitted to ask
Index
1. Texas: Executing all the innocent, sparing only a guilty Satanist.
2. Bush the anti abortion campaigner, and your illegal abortion. 1970, before Roe v Wade.
3. Drug use, drug dealing, cheating your 15 and 30 year prison sentences, 1972
4. Dodging Vietnam, one year AWOL from the Texas National Guard 1972-3
5. Foul language. Who's worse, you or President Nixon?
6. Lying under oath, lying to cover your DWI. 1976, 1978 An alcoholic for 20 years.
7. Lying about adultery 1999. Tammy Phillips, the Texas stripper.
8. Business failure and Corporate fraud. 1978 - 91
9. Billionaires' bribes and their enormous paybacks at taxpayer expense.
10. The 26 year Bush - bin Laden Business partnership.
11. Your scorn for human beings and human rights.
12. Your Satanic Society membership since 1968, confirmed 2000.
13. Neil Bush's $1 billion Silverado S&L Fraud, Jeb Bush only $8m fraud.
14. An Illegitimate President: Florida: your 4 electoral frauds on 250,000 votes..
15. Your devastation of the US economy.
16. Didn't you have the strongest motive to bring down the World Trade?
17. Indicators of your involvment with the destruction of the World Trade.
18. Would bin Laden have dared to act on 9/11 without his senior partner's consent?
19. Overseas killings organised by the Bush family - the cause of most terrorism?
20. Your real motive for the Iraq war.
21. The Bush Body count - 30 people - please Mr. President, don't have me murdered too.
______________________________________________
The GW Bush interview:
The questions the Media omitted to ask
Mr President, it seems the standard of journalism in the USA has fallen hopelessly. As a result, during your campaign the Press failed to subject you to a serious investigation or a proper background check; you didn't even get an in depth interview. May we make up for that failure now? Thank you.
1). While you were Governor of Texas 130 people were executed. You spared no one (except the Satanist and child molester Henry Lee Lukas who had murdered around 200 people). Some of those executed were mentally retarded, some had incompetent or corrupt state defence lawyers. Several had evidence to prove their innocence, DNA in one case; some were foreigners and had their right of consular access denied, appeals from the governments of Europe, Canada and Mexico went unheard. You even ignored appeals from His Holiness the Pope in the Vatican.
No more striking evidence of your lack of compassion can be illustrated than in matters of life and death. In the light of this, isn't your platform of "Compassionate" Conservatism just hypocrisy?
You have made it clear in a number of television interviews that you regard executions as somewhere between funny and enjoyable. On Talk Magazine you mocked Karla Faye Tucker, with the sarcastic words "Please don't kill me". You also laughed as you gloated over your executions on your first TV debate; your own Republican election staff quickly stopped you after that one.
Isn't the right to life the most fundamental American freedom? Is a man who regards execution so cynically fit to be entrusted with the Presidency and the defence of individual freedom? Isn't a State that executes people when there is proof of their innocence close to committing murder? Isn't the truth that you just don't care one way or another?
You are recorded in 1968 as joining the Chapter 332 Order, a satanic society known as "The Skulls". Is this why you released Lukas?
2. Bush the anti abortion campaigner, and your illegal abortion. Early 1970.
President Bush, are you opposed to abortion? Yes?
On October 20th 2000 CNN interviewed Larry Flynt who said he had affadavits from five women who were connected with your early 1970 illegal abortion in Houston (While you were working on
this was "THE BEST TROLL 3V4R", thanks to cliffy2000...
By Robert Winer
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.
Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.
Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.
Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?
A: Right.
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.
Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.
Q: And like in China, too?
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?
A: Don't be a smart-ass.
Q: I didn't think I was being one.
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.
Q: What's a military coup?
A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.
Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he
Hi Junis, long time no read.
How's your C64-spell-checker ?
Heil Cliffy, you troll like God would, I am adding you to my friends list ASAP ! :-)