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  1. I don't know... on Linux-Based Bar-Monkey · · Score: 2

    A geeky bar like this is probably a recipe for disaster...imagine a bunch of nerds getting piss-drunk and then betting each other to go to the Linux console and typing: su root rm -rf / There goes THAT idea...

  2. Myst...we meet again... on Myst MMOG Details Announced · · Score: 2

    I don't know...with my luck in that game, I'll end up touching the wrong book and ending up being stuck in some weird prison for the rest of my character's life screaming "Bring me blue paaaages..."

  3. Re:BUT FOR HOW LONG!?!?!?!?! on AMI Introduces 'Trusted Computing' BIOS · · Score: 2

    Nah, I always figured that SourceForge was more like Free Parking than Go...oh well.

    I mean, it IS sort of like "Free Parking" for aspiring open-source developers who need bandwidth to hold their files and website...

  4. Re:I say it is a good idea. on Want To Make Video Games? · · Score: 1, Troll

    Now that you're done talking about vidio games, how about you talk about video games?

  5. Why? on Computer Room Hot? · · Score: 5, Funny

    How come more companies don't do the "silent" thing?

    The problem is, silence is golden. So therefore, in this poor economy, companies can't pay for the gold required and consumers can't really afford it.

  6. Re:Who cares on GeforceFX (vs. Radeon 9700 Pro) Benchmarks · · Score: 2

    Actually, in the subject of Quake III, a high framerate is really important. The ideal framerate to be at for all points is 125 FPS, since the game's physics aren't based entirely on floating-point math. You can actually get a boost in jumping if your FPS is consistently 125 in Quake III.

    To explain, you have to realize that normally, in C or C++, if you convert a floating point number to an integer, it always rounds down. However, Quake's physics engine rounds to the nearest integer due to special routines. The way that Quake jumping works is it's something along the lines of (jump velocity / FPS) for any given frame. So if you run at 125 FPS, you get the little decimal of how high you're going to go each frame to go round up, and you gain jump height.

  7. Re:It's the oldest trick in the book. . . on Ask Jeeves Gives Up On Banner Ads · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, it's in the Art of War by Sun Tzu.

    9. Bring war material with you from home, but forage on the enemy. Thus the army will have food enough for its needs.

    15. Hence a wise general makes a point of foraging on the enemy. One cartload of the enemy's provisions is equivalent to twenty of one's own, and likewise a single picul of his provender is equivalent to twenty from one's own store.

    Both excerpts are from Part II: Waging War

  8. Re:sweet, but what i really want on Radiation Detection Wrist Watch · · Score: 2

    Don't forget the suit that has a voice telling you what it's doing to protect you.

    "Warning....major...fracture...detected...BEEP BEEP BEEP...Emergency...medical...system...activated... morphine...administered."

  9. Re:Oh great... on Russian Student Arrested For Revealing DirecTV Secrets · · Score: 2

    I thought Mitnick was out of jail for a long time...wasn't he out but prohibited from using any form of the Internet? And isn't his term of being prohibited from it coming up in the next thirty or so days?

  10. The new version of Windows... on Mood-Sensing Computer · · Score: 3, Funny

    will probably use this mood sensor to detect if the user is pissed so that it simply refuses to show BSODs when that occur...or they'll make it so that when you're happy it shows yellow screens of death that say, "Have a nice day!"

  11. Re:Just imagine on Waterproof Books · · Score: 2

    No, for porno mags, we should reimplement "non-stick coating."

  12. Wait... on Waterproof Books · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What exactly is the POINT of a waterproof book? Is it so that you can read your book while you're eating/in the pool? Or for disaster recovery? What practical use is there for a waterproof book? If it's for disaster recovery, how many people care about their books enough that they would be like, "Oh no! My house was flooded! But at least I still have my wonderful books..."

    Also, sometimes it's good to just stick with the classics...now instead of paper, we have this inorganic stuff...when you go into a library, you experience the smell of all the old books. With this new stuff, goodbye Old Book Scent!

  13. Re:Falling Down The Stairs on What's Your Earliest Memory? · · Score: 2

    After ressuscitating you, did the doctor say, "The Spoonboy LIVES!"

  14. I see Mr. T saying... on Build a Nuclear Fusion Reactor at Home · · Score: 2

    I PITY da foo who try to make fu....sor!

  15. Or... on Military Healthcare Data Stolen · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of the doctors needed to back up his hard drive for a reformatting at home and thought "Oh, if i swipe it for the weekend, nobody'll notice."

  16. Spam Conference... on Spam Conference in Boston · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because we're having a conference on spam to begin with already means that the spammers have won. Besides, what keeps spammers from attending the conference and figuring out how all the spam guarding stuff works?

  17. Re:This is getting silly on RIAA nominated for "Internet Villain of the Year" · · Score: 5, Informative

    The RIAA is evil because they buy senators and use them to buy laws that restrict our fundamental freedoms like the Fair Use of copyright law. Also, their copy-protected CDs crashed many machines, and destroyed the firmware on many drives. To add to this, the RIAA is NOW trying to get DRM into every media device and is trying to get laws passed that allow them to hack and DoS your computer so that they can keep you from "pirating" their music. Also, let's not forget their journalistic bullshit, like claiming that 4x CD burners are the equivalent of 4 CD burners.

  18. If they're going to mod their paper shredder... on Modding A Paper Shredder · · Score: 1

    ...they need to paint it black, put a window on the side, and put neon light sticks inside!

    If they're going to take it to the next step, they should have SHRED parties where all they do is show off their l33t 5hr33d1n6 machines.

  19. Meanwhile, at MS... on All schools In Denmark switching to Linux · · Score: 1

    Bill: Oh look Balmer! The .NET signal is in the air! Quick! To the Software Choice Cave!

    Balmer: Holy Linux, Billman!

  20. My policy is: on World's First Tree-sitting Weblog · · Score: 1

    Earth first!

    We'll get to the other planets later.

  21. News flash! on Newsflash: Mac Users Love Apple, Hate Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    People who buy a company's product during dark times keeps the company from going under! Tune in at 6pm.

  22. Possible names on Phoenix Project Considers A Name Change · · Score: 1

    I've got a couple good name suggestions:

    SmallZilla
    TinyZilla

    but i think the best one would be LessZilla, you know, instead of MO zilla, you'd have Less.

  23. Re:3D Nethack on 4th Annual NetHack Tournament · · Score: 5, Funny

    If someone made that game, I think God himself would have vengeance by having a giant rain of Ts fall from the Heavens to impale everyone involved. Just for the irony. If God was really nasty, he may even use *s or even the dreaded #!

  24. Re:Hehe... on Airborne Mouse · · Score: 1

    Since when do you move the mouse to avoid getting railed? Sounds like all that would do is change where you're aiming...

  25. Obligatory Simpsons Quote! on Open Spectrum: The New Wireless Paradigm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Writer: "'Paradigm' and 'Proactive'...aren't those just buzzwords that stupid people use to sound smart?"

    *Blank looks from the managers*

    Writer: "I'm fired, aren't I?"

    Manager: "Yes."