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  1. I'm waiting for Deep Space X on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine DVD Details Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    the natural sequel to DS9 of course - in which Captain Steven P. Jobs explores the strange new worlds of the seemingly enless tract of space called Intel 4 and it's sister universe Athlon.

    The main ally in Athlon will be the Durons. A technologically slow but friendly race with a cranial crest of metal spikes which can be used as a weapon in pinch and the ability to do most calculations in their heads.

    Captain Steve on the intrepid ship OSS Xmac will, on a weekly basis, have to partner with the inferior but faithful Athlons to deal with the schemeing inhabitants of the Intel universe and their ability to subsume entire worlds by taking over the population using their superior weapons R&D and the ability to heat up and melt plastic if threatened.

  2. Re:Cell Phone on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 1

    They were calling pizza hut.

  3. He needs to on Book on NR-1 · · Score: 1

    Mast abate.

  4. They're not bugs... on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 5, Funny

    they're features.

  5. What was the first... on The Last Comdex? · · Score: 1

    computer trade show? Sinnyone know?

  6. I can see it now... on Sensors Gone Wild · · Score: 1

    Lone Iraqi soldier with a garbage bag and a 'sensor scooper' - picking up thousands of little plastic sensors - picks up last one... C-130 flies by and drops thousands more.. you hear "chraa! chraa! chraa!"

  7. um - dick in *his* pants on Europe Goes To Venus; Mars Comes to Us · · Score: 1

    sorry

  8. this war-mongering imperialist president on Europe Goes To Venus; Mars Comes to Us · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    just outsmarted:

    - the press
    - the democrats
    - the pollsters
    - the UN

    and he accomplised all of this with his dick in this pants.

    we're lucky to have him...

  9. Sooo - Mars is getting closer... on Europe Goes To Venus; Mars Comes to Us · · Score: 1

    think maybe - it wants to - uh - snuggle?

  10. It's not slow on Is Mac OS X Slow? · · Score: 1

    You've been sucked into the megahertz myth once again. Mac people tend to be slower, shallower - but with a wider intake of information, therefore processing information at roughly the same speed as a Windoze user. So the apparently 'slower' OS makes no difference at all. Lastly - Mac people tend to 'work together' on things. Two or more will gang up to solve a problem - each taking a part of it - then assembling the finished result - so when speed is a 'problem' we just toss another brain at it to the same end.

  11. Say what you will about processor speed... on Apple Gives Laptops Speed Bumps · · Score: 3, Funny

    but I've used a (current) top'o the line TiBook - and it flies. I'm not talking about benchmarks (I know - sacrilege here), just how it feels. The tech-lust gene kicks in a big way when you have your hands on the keyboard. you feel like you're piloting a titanium Lear jet. I know this sounds like a commercial (modders, do your worst..), but the combination of the Ti and the iPod is like a dream come true for me (more so when I upgrade my 550). OS X - Classic - Unix - Virtual PC - and with 6 (count 'em) SIX - unabridged books (from Audible.com) in my iTunes which autosync (and bookmark my spot!) to iPod ranging from A.C. Clarke to business to Ayn Rand.

    Closest I've come to tech Nirvana...

    Sorry...I'm tech drunk - I've said too much - (but you're some of the few people in the world who can understand).
    Forgive me.

  12. Hey! on Building A Community Wireless Network From Scratch · · Score: 0, Troll

    Maybe the surrounding community was Vietnamese...

  13. Already invented. on Holograms - The Future Without The Funny Glasses · · Score: 1

    by Bill Clinton.

    Got confused though. He also thought it made interns invisible.

  14. Slashdot's about to be Drudged on Doom 3 Alpha Leaked · · Score: 1

    Drudgereport just linked to this article on /.

    Good test for the new config....

  15. Saturn's Agent called... on Cassini's First Glimpse of Saturn · · Score: 1

    ...says we're to cease and desist photographing the "bad side". Wants per-shot contract pay for autographed stills and publication rights, (was fishing for some 'bad pub' to make the trades).

    Titan still in negotiation for close-up fees, (is off getting demabrasion). Other moons may band together and boycott for better 'extra' fees.

  16. Einstein said - on One of Many · · Score: 1, Funny

    God does not play dice with the universe.

    Looks like He just blows bubbles with it.
    Or maybe He's making a giraffe. In the end we may find out we exist inside of a cosmic balloon animal. God! I hope we're not a snake hat.

  17. Oh, she'll just wait for you to leave... on Design Philosophy of the IBM PowerPC 970 · · Score: 1

    and use her Palm and an emulator

  18. This is where they'll bring back ... on Dell To Enter PDA Market · · Score: 2, Funny


    brain damaged 'Steven'

    I can see it now, "Dude, you're getting a P Dell A"

  19. Yes, imagine where the Newton would be today... on Windows XP Tablet PC Edition · · Score: 1

    ...if dev had continued *sigh*

  20. It's a concept worth developing on Windows XP Tablet PC Edition · · Score: 1


    After 5 years, I still use a Newton (current is 2100). Like reading /. it's a very bad but self-redeeming habit. God knows I've tried to stop. Anyone know of a support group? I checked out Newton Anonymous but that was just an anti-grav group...

  21. Hoo! loooove that furniture porn site. on When Mac Freaks Congregate · · Score: 1

    Gives me a woody.

    (which I polish with Endust)

  22. S'cuse me 'T' on When Mac Freaks Congregate · · Score: 1

    plastic spoon?

  23. And Be people... on When Mac Freaks Congregate · · Score: 1

    are? ...?

  24. And now, a poem... on When Mac Freaks Congregate · · Score: 1

    Monopoly's all in the mind
    Intention is king of the hill,
    If my love for the Mac makes me blind,
    the look of XP makes me ill.

    80% of the stuff out for sale,
    is crap that I'd never once use,
    the 20 percent left - suits me just fine,
    and leaves plenty of choices to choose.

    And - in the end - because Cocoa is sweet,
    The objective is clear,
    I can roll my own suite.

  25. Somebody call a freakin'... on Microsoft Vandalizes NYC · · Score: 1

    exterminator.