"Some these viruses have been known to attmempt to destroy the computers of various military installations. The penalty in many countries for this is death. The penalty in YOUR country is a federal jail term. You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future."
Thank God!
They've FINALLY started jailing people for being too stupid to own computers!;-)
Step 1) We need to arrange a class action against them the moment the first individual is sued. Let's be 100% cohesive here, to fight one Linux user is to fight us all.
[...]
I proudly run the 2.4.x and 2.6.x kernels.
I proudly own a 2x4 block of hardwood, that I will donate to the cause.
10) Do you understand... - by niko9
Do you understand Dselect? That program cares the poop out me. But I figure if you can handle
dselect, you can handle being governor.
Georgy:
I have not used dselect. Hopefully you can find another litmus test for me!
Neither the questioner, nor Georgy are geeks. dselect "scares the poop out" of someone!?
I'm not being elitist, when I say:
Seems like everyone is calling themselves computer geeks these days.
How do you know this person was trying to get people to switch to Linux (or anything non-MS)? S/he could just be an ordinary asshole, without a point to prove.
Absolutely, assholes are like opinions... even OpenBSD has them.
But when it comes to the design of the desktop interface and programs, Windows XP still has a strong edge: 83% of the Linux users said they liked the design of the desktop and the programs, compared with 100% of the Windows XP users.
83% to 100% is a strong edge?
I am AMAZED that every single person involved in the study like the Windows XP desktop.
Were they all cartoon characters, and the XP desktop made them feel at home?
When you were at school in Australia, we (the School Bullies of Australia Organisation[tm]) never referred to you as a "Geek".
You were always referred to as a "Nerd".
Within the bounds of Australia, the attachment of derrogatory names based on the intelligence of person being derrided is the sole responsibility of SBAO.
By what rights are you now referring to yourself
as a "Geek"?
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Try this one:
;-)
"Some these viruses have been known to attmempt to destroy the computers of various military installations. The penalty in many countries for this is death. The penalty in YOUR country is a federal jail term. You may want to consider purchasing a $60 upgrade to your computer to help you avoid this problem in the future."
Thank God!
They've FINALLY started jailing people for being too stupid to own computers!
Step 1) We need to arrange a class action against them the moment the first individual is
sued. Let's be 100% cohesive here, to fight one Linux user is to fight us all.
[...]
I proudly run the 2.4.x and 2.6.x kernels.
I proudly own a 2x4 block of hardwood, that I will donate to the cause.
And with the funny little laptops, they've sometimes added a W for Wide too... so you have something like
Wide Ultra eXtended Graphics Adapter - WUXGA
Your Mum said my 16inch by 10inch WUXGA was a good size.
10) Do you understand... - by niko9
Do you understand Dselect? That program cares
the poop out me. But I figure if you can handle
dselect, you can handle being governor.
Georgy:
I have not used dselect. Hopefully you can find
another litmus test for me!
Neither the questioner, nor Georgy are geeks.
dselect "scares the poop out" of someone!?
I'm not being elitist, when I say:
Seems like everyone is calling themselves computer geeks these days.
Even Visual Basic "programmers".
Post a H4X0r site detailing how to get pasta security hole
Pasta Security Hole? Sounds yummy.
Sounds like what Mafia Boy used.
How do you know this person was trying to get people to switch to Linux (or anything non-MS)?
S/he could just be an ordinary asshole, without a point to prove.
Absolutely, assholes are like opinions... even OpenBSD has them.
If he really was a "Fighter", then maybe he was involved in a real life "Britishing" incident.
How can you call yourself a "Geek", when you're quite clearly a "Hot Babe"?
..I'm so glad I use AMD exclusively!
...and TEXAN no less.
Holy cow, that photo is almost as bad as goatse, and tubgirl.
Presidential Aid: "Mr President, SCO are targeting us for attack"
George Dubya: "its pronounced new-cu-lar"
But when it comes to the design of the desktop interface and programs, Windows XP still has a
strong edge: 83% of the Linux users said they liked the design of the desktop and the
programs, compared with 100% of the Windows XP users.
83% to 100% is a strong edge?
I am AMAZED that every single person involved in the study like the Windows XP desktop.
Were they all cartoon characters, and the XP desktop made them feel at home?
At this point, I'll take what I can get.
Anything with a pulse && || circulatory system?
While I am sure there are worse beers around than Boddingtons, I haven't tasted them yet.
now would be a very good time to put some of the principlesinto practise and land someone on Mars!
Preferably someone that I don't like.
Preferably without a space suit.
while the right hand is scaring us with their intentions to
invade USENET, what's the left hand doing?
Article:I wish American PVRs had all these features by default (ethernet, USB, microphone, camera inputs ...)
How trusting are people that the government won't
turn those built-in microphones and cameras on?
I work full-time and earn dollars during the day.
I only steal in my spare time!
...they could come up with something to deal with those nasty keyboard "spills" for when I'm conducting my online "research".
Holy Cow! Pete Townsend reads SlashDot.
Most my teachers did not have the time, inclination or just weren't competent to teach me properly.
Metrics should be measured from without the system, not from within it.
Yes, to paraphrase Homer:
"The Constitution, is that thing still around"
He could play palpatine's lackey.
or a smallish Hutt.
This is nothing new...
How is this possibly news?
Disney and ShareReactor have partnered up for quite a few years now.
When you were at school in Australia, we (the School Bullies of Australia Organisation[tm])
never referred to you as a "Geek".
You were always referred to as a "Nerd".
Within the bounds of Australia, the attachment of derrogatory names based on the intelligence
of person being derrided is the sole responsibility of SBAO.
By what rights are you now referring to yourself as a "Geek"?
What about the A B friggin C?
Independent government-funded media.