Slashdot Mirror


User: EnsilZah

EnsilZah's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
1,033
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 1,033

  1. I knew it! on U.S. Scientists Create Zombie Dogs · · Score: 1

    I knew there was a reason for all those zombie movies lately!
    Someone is trying to prepare us for the outbreak to come.

    And remember, aim for the head and let your friends know when you are bitten to save everyone alot of trouble farther along the way.

  2. Re:Microfox? on Windows Longhorn and Internet Explorer 7 · · Score: 1

    Not at all.

    I'm not some blind-faithed OSS zealot.
    I'm writing this from a WinXP box even.

    I'm just saying that MS has not had much of a history of originality.
    And concidering the size and stage of the company's development you can't really expect it be anything other than reactive.

  3. Re:Microfox? on Windows Longhorn and Internet Explorer 7 · · Score: 1

    Is it really that much of a surprise?
    Using other people's ideas was pretty much the company strategy since it was founded.

  4. Deratting on Rats 'Cripple' NZ Web Access · · Score: 1

    Does that mean that programmers in NZ will henceforth be Deratting software?

  5. Re:You insensitive clod! on New Model Solves Grandfather Paradox · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase someone on Slashdot who's name i can't quite recall:

    I can't imagine what kind of guy would take a look at some old pictures of his grandma and think "Yeah, I'd do her".
    And then proceed with going back to the past and doing her.

  6. Re:We could never colonise this planet.... on Rocky Planet Discovered · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the bright side, you can use one bit to record people's birthdays.

  7. Re:The new repressed minority: Christians on Body Modifications Still Hinder IT Professionals? · · Score: 2, Informative

    You know, when i was little, we tought living in the US was cool, land of the opportunities and the like.
    Now after reading stuff like this: http://www.reandev.com/taliban/ i feel i'm better off living in Israel.

  8. Linux alliance? on Apple Switching to Intel · · Score: 1

    Does that mean Linux is getting Photoshop and Blizzard games and the like then?

    Will Apple be joining the fellowship of linux to save us from the dark lord, on his dark throne, in the land of Redmond where the patents lie?

  9. Darth. on Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes · · Score: 1

    A Microsoft employee has divulged that the next step would be implementing the Darth prefix to all components.

  10. Missing ??? step on Chuck E. Cheese 2.0 · · Score: 1

    You might not have realized it, but i think that you've found the ??? step.

    1. Do stuff
    2. Goto 1 (???)
    3. Profit!

  11. Real Geeks on Blank Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Real geeks wear the lettering out by use!

    M key is almost completely worn out here.
    N key is so worn out that the surface of the key is slanting twards one corner.

  12. Pingtel? Pringle? on Pingtel Open Source VoIP Debuts in Europe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was i the only one reading it as Pringles?

    And i got all excited over Voice-Over-Pringles-Can for nothing. =(

  13. Re:XBoxes? on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait 'till they unvail the Fucking For Virginity campaign next week.

  14. Doesn't work in the long run on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 1

    Our Intro to Psychology professor told us once about this program where kids got free icecream or somesuch for reading books.
    Apperantly, when the program stopped, the kids had no interest whatsoever in reading.

    Giving Xboxen and iPods to kids so they eat healthier is not going to work.
    Once you stop giving those out, or a kid gets one and has nothing left to work for, they'll just drop it.

    For them to keep eating healthy they need to understand why they are doing it.
    And even that might not help that much.

  15. Not on Slashdot... on Mars Rover Opportunity Working Free · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trying to make fun of someone on slashdot by mentioning he has a girlfriend?
    I think you should reconcider this course of action...

  16. Yeah, right. on New Shoe Designed to Kick-Start Couch Potatoes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Day one: Wow, look at this new thing i got, it'll motivate me to run. *run run run* *watch TV*
    Day two:*run run* *watch TV*
    Day three: Damn, my favorite show is on but i haven't run enough, i'll disconnect the running thing just this once...
    THE END.

  17. Desktop Search on Microsoft Finalizes Its Desktop Search Software · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've tried it, apperantly it's just a textbox that says "Right infront of you, dumbass!"

  18. Re:fill in the blanks on ISS Oxygen Generator Fails for Good · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Heh, that's just asking for it...
    You don't need to fill in the blanks, because In Soviet Russia the blanks fill you!

  19. Memetic evolution on Next Step in Human Evolution · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We might not have that much genetic evolution ahead, but what about a memetic one?

    Technology seems to have advanced quite a bit in the last century, and i don't see that stopping soon unless we go dark ages when the oil runs out.

    I don't think that coming up with new ideas is fundamentally different from growing a new limb, and with those ideas we could probably change ourselves faster than genetic evolution would.

  20. Re:Pinky toe on Next Step in Human Evolution · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sadly, useless organs are not in quite the same hurry to go away as critical ones are to appear.

    So the species will have to deal with having a pinky toe, hair in uncomfortable places and organs such as the appendix a while longer.

  21. Car simulator on How to Cool Your PC with Dry Ice · · Score: 1

    The latest in driving simulation technology, now you can fire up your favorite driving game, park in a garage and suffacate to death from the comfort of your basement.

  22. Re:Does it all come down to money on UK Schools Told to Dump Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Hell freezes over, starts marketing dry ice system coolers.

  23. Re:Umm Sanitize on Firefox 1.1 Boasts New Features · · Score: 1

    All but the sticky ones.

  24. Re:Oh No! on Celera Opens Up DNA Database · · Score: 1

    I wonder, if they did that with the genes of a gnu, would they call it a GNU/GNU ?

    Or would they just use the return value 1?

  25. Flamebait! on Firefox nears 50 Million Downloads · · Score: 3, Funny

    Getting a bunch of PETA members somewhere by setting a bunch of foxes on fire?

    That's just plain flamebait!