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Florida Ponders Communication Tax on LANs

victor_the_cleaner writes "Here in Florida, a little known tax provision may lead to LANs being taxed. According to the article, 'The provision was intended to make sure companies operating their own land line communication systems, which two decades ago was limited to large utilities and railroads, were paying the same taxes paid by those who rely on commercial phone carriers. About 10 companies (in Florida) pay more than $1.2 million annually based on that definition. However, the statute is so broadly worded that it could be interpreted to describe a local area network.' Internal auditors at the city of Tampa noticed a couple of years ago that the substitute communications service provision was still there and asked state officials why it wasn't being enforced. And now people like Sharon Fox, the city of Tampa's tax revenue coordinator are pushing for enforcement."

406 comments

  1. First "OH MY GOD THIS SUCKS FOR NAT" Post by Neil+Blender · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You heard it first: Does that mean I have to pay a tax on all my computers on my NAT network????

    1. Re:First "OH MY GOD THIS SUCKS FOR NAT" Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since NAT is technically illegal under the DMCA anyway, why not tax it?

    2. Re:First "OH MY GOD THIS SUCKS FOR NAT" Post by JCMay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because taxing something legitimizes it...

      At least, that's what the pot-legalization crowd says.

    3. Re:First "OH MY GOD THIS SUCKS FOR NAT" Post by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Because taxing something legitimizes it...
      > At least, that's what the pot-legalization crowd says.

      I've never heard anyone in the "pot-legalization crowd" say that. Usually the argument is it's none of your f&#$ing business what I do in my own house, as long as I'm not hurting anyone else.

    4. Re:First "OH MY GOD THIS SUCKS FOR NAT" Post by lkatz · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not necessarily. According to this article over at CNN Money, 11 states have an illegal drug tax. Read below:

      Illegal drug tax:

      At least 11 states, including Alabama, North Carolina and Nevada, tax people who possess illegal drugs. Usually, though, you have to be in possession of a minimum quantity (for example, over 42.5 grams of marijuana in North Carolina) to be subject to the tax.

      But no need to wait for the police to cuff you before you cough up the cash. In North Carolina, for instance, when you acquire an illegal drug (or even "moonshine"), you can go to the Department of Revenue and pay your tax, in exchange for which you'll receive stamps to affix to your illegal substance. The stamps serve as evidence you paid the tax on the illegal product.

      Don't worry that you might get in trouble for admitting you have enough drugs to fuel a rave party for years. You needn't provide any identification to get the stamps and it's illegal for revenue employees to rat you out. Still, according to North Carolina's department charged with collecting the unauthorized substance tax, only 77 folks have voluntarily come forward since 1990. Most of them are thought to be stamp collectors. (Or perhaps they were just high?)

      The majority of the $78.3 million the state has collected thus far has come from those who got busted and were found without stamps.

      But even if they had had stamps, it's not like their legal troubles would be over. "Purchasing stamps only fulfills your civil unauthorized substance tax obligation," according to the N.C. DOR Web site.

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  2. Home enforcement? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would guess that the people pushing for enforcement don't really understand what they're asking for and that it will cost their offices as well.

    1. Re:Home enforcement? by Bobdoer · · Score: 3, Funny
      What are they going to do? Get a LAN inspector?

      LAN Inspector: "Hello, mam. I need to search your house for networking cables in order to tax you properly."

      How many people are going to open their door to a guy that that? It seems more like a wallet inspector position to me.

    2. Re:Home enforcement? by macdaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not that they don't understand (which they don't); it's that they don't care. All they see is yet another unharnessed source of income. I bet you that the law is so vaguely worded that it could describe the connection between you and your provider (DSL), you and your cable company for TV or cable modem, cordless multi-unit telephones (like the pair Sam's sold last X-mas that could have more handsets added to the setup), and even the datalink between your PDA and your desktop. Hell I bet it could even be applied to your USB hub and devices. I bet this law is that vague. They really don't care what the impact is. They just want more money.

    3. Re:Home enforcement? by Decameron81 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Oh, taxes on LANs... for a second I thought they were into something stupid.

      Diego

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    4. Re:Home enforcement? by Unnngh! · · Score: 2, Informative
      Then again...

      This is from last year when Florida was pushing to pass new legislation to tax LANs.

      I think someone (read the revenue service) may have an agenda...

    5. Re:Home enforcement? by phorm · · Score: 1

      And the good new is, that laws can be challenged on the point that they are too cague. The bad news is that few people rarely do - or often enough can't afford to - take it to court when the law may be shot down.

    6. Re:Home enforcement? by mar1boro · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My paranoia is asserting iteself, again.
      I'm pretty sure they know exactly what they
      are doing. Identifying any specific device
      for taxation (ie. automobiles) makes it much
      easier to keep track of.

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      -- "It was as if the paint factories had decided to deal direct with the art galleries." - Thursday Next
    7. Re:Home enforcement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      the connection between you and your provider (DSL)

      Duh. That is already taxed. Whether you have DSL or Cable the government is getting part of what you pay. That is the point of the article. The government already taxes the regular communication networks. They wanted to make sure that company's that run their own lines pay tax, too. Only in Florida it seems they got carried away. And guessing that it is vague enough for those other things is just silliness. The law would basically have to say - tax anything that has a connection and then they would tax babies for their embilical cord.

    8. Re:Home enforcement? by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I bet you that the law is so vaguely worded that it could describe the connection between you and your provider (DSL), you and your cable company for TV or cable modem, cordless multi-unit telephones (like the pair Sam's sold last X-mas that could have more handsets added to the setup), and even the datalink between your PDA and your desktop
      And if it is so vague, it probably applies and always applied to PBXs, which did exist and were common when the law was written.

      So either it has a specific exclusion for PBXs, or I really doubt that it covers LANs anyway. In any case, just sling a couple of VoIP phones on the LAN and call it a PBX system!

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    9. Re:Home enforcement? by afidel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes and that agenda is obviously to drive all profitable businesses from the state....

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    10. Re:Home enforcement? by Dalcius · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They really don't care what the impact is. They just want more money.

      No kidding. I'll make a disclaimer and mention that I didn't RTFA, but offhand it sounds like they're taxing private networks like they do public networks which were funded with public money.

      Ahem... Let me say this again:
      They are taxing private networks built by private companies with their own money.

      How can you justify that one? Seriously? That's like taxing me for writing a perl script to do nightly backups of some of my files, or taxing a company for developing internal middleware software.

      Or taxing open source software a la the April 1st article here on Slashdot.

      Are we sure this article isn't a couple weeks late?

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      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    11. Re:Home enforcement? by b0r0din · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well this is Florida too. Let's just call him a LAN Shark.

      "Who is it?"

      "Plumber."

      "I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it?"

      "Candygram."

      "You're...that crazy LAN Shark I've been hearing about on Slashdot, aren't you?!"

      "No ma'am, I'm...I'm just a dolphin."

    12. Re:Home enforcement? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      people like Sharon Fox, the city of Tampa's tax revenue coordinator are pushing for enforcement

      NO, somebody who is in charge of tax enforcement wants to start a new tax that will require more funds going to the tax department? Say it ain't so!

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    13. Re:Home enforcement? by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's not that they don't understand (which they don't); it's that they don't care. All they see is yet another unharnessed source of income.
      That they see nothing but an unharnessed source of income comes from two forces;
      • Inflation - A dollar simply does not go as far as it used to.
      • The public - Who keep insisting that the goverment provide ever more services (without somehow increasing taxes).
    14. Re:Home enforcement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't live in florida, but if California passed a law making me pay more taxes, I wouldn't cry foul. I don't mind paying state taxes.

    15. Re:Home enforcement? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      You know, believe it or not the revenue services don't get to keep the tax money themselves.

    16. Re:Home enforcement? by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      Hey...that's not the wallet inspector!

    17. Re:Home enforcement? by jefu · · Score: 1
      "the man in the cat detector van..."

      On a lighter note, it may be worth noting that this provides law enforcement with a wonderful opportunity to get a search warrant for any building with a wireless lan running (or even nearby) - just go listen - if they get a signal and the target building has not paid their lan tax, it should be probable cause.

      I doubt the thought has crossed their minds yet, but it will eventually (even sooner if they read /. carefully).

      Think of the fun the DEA, FBI, RIAA could have.

    18. Re:Home enforcement? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I'll make a disclaimer and mention that I didn't RTFA, but offhand it sounds like they're taxing private networks like they do public networks which were funded with public money.

      It probably sounds like that because you didn't RTFA.

    19. Re:Home enforcement? by G-funk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Duh :) But to do more enforcing you need more staff, more managers to manage those staff, and thus a bigger budget for your department. And we all know that in the public service your worth is measured by how much money you're responsible for managing.

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    20. Re:Home enforcement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is so 9 minutes ago when I posted it AC above. Nice little Karma grab.

    21. Re:Home enforcement? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Not me, that's for sure. "I don't recognize your authority. Go away."

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      "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
    22. Re:Home enforcement? by RTMFD · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ahem... Let me say this again:
      They are taxing private networks built by private companies with their own money.


      How is this different than the income tax? I can sit on my arse in a shack year round, using no govt. services and still have to pay the income tax. I make money from the fruit of my labors, "built" with my valuable time, and I still have to give Uncle Sam his cut.

      Taxes suck. Full Stop.

    23. Re:Home enforcement? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Except the scam businesses. Spammers and the rest. Jeb needs to keep those close.

    24. Re:Home enforcement? by xs650 · · Score: 1

      Isn't their some international agreement against lan mines?

    25. Re:Home enforcement? by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      This is how tax works. My company pays tax on MY TIME when its sold to clients. Then it pays tax on MY PAY for selling them MY TIME. I then pay tax on THE PLUMBERS TIME who then pays tax on HIS TIME and HIS SALARY before buying some CHEESE.

      The taxman is a cunt. If he choses to tax windows and doors he can, if he choses to tax lans, he can, if he chose to tax fucking he could! (10% rebate if the lady doesn't 'get there' too).

    26. Re:Home enforcement? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      By that logic, there would be no income tax, as the taxmen have to pay it...

    27. Re:Home enforcement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention electricity lines now that those can be used to carry data.

    28. Re:Home enforcement? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Actually if you rtfa you'd realize thats what this tax was initially for, to tax PBX's.

    29. Re:Home enforcement? by 53cur!ty · · Score: 1

      I disagree, it's all about the money. Every year if you look closely you will see they tax more and more things, never, ever do they untax something. We are the cash cow for the goverment of our own creation, deal with it or change it.

      Personally I think people like the current system becasue it gives them something to bitch about. So my guess is there will be a lot of whining while people pay the tax.

      Go here and click on the flag;)

    30. Re:Home enforcement? by fr0dicus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Lets hope the portion of your tax that goes towards policing helps prevent your shack from getting broken in to, or that which goes towards the fire service that will be available should your shack catch fire. Or the army that provides the country your shack is in with the security against invasion from neighbouring countries. Or the public roads that you travel on from your shack to your office or grocery store to work or get food. Do you have a toilet and running water in your shack? etc.

      I could go on if I could be bothered to think of any more of the umpteen examples that ungrateful whelps take for granted when it comes to moaning about taxes. Welcome to society, you can opt out and live like a gypsy if you want and I hope you enjoy your rootless life of poverty, but if you want to opt in then I'm afraid you're going to have to pay for the things that you take advantage of every day without even realising.

    31. Re:Home enforcement? by rebel47 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the USA isn't a signatory to it.

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      One day I woke up and saw all my rights had disappeared, that's the day I knew the terrorists had won.
    32. Re:Home enforcement? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Same way they tax private property. Your taxes are proportional to you taste in landscaping and furniture.

      Not that it's fair but there's certainly precedent.

    33. Re:Home enforcement? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ah yes, so you see one extreme: we should have no taxes, and defend it with another extreme: taxes provide xyz services and are Good Things.

      Allow me to put it into the right frame for those of us who look at our tax system and feel like throwing up. I pay taxes for roads. Okay, so why is it that I can think of three potholes on my 14 mile trip home that are large enough to potentionally cause significant wheel, tire, or drivetrain damage? Why can I think of six spots in my general area, off the top of my head, where the road is so uneven that braking on it will pull the car to the curb if you don't stay close to the double yellows? Why can I think of one spot where there is a nine and a half foot strip of one lane where the ENTIRE LANE is stripped to gravel?

      I have a volunteer fire service up the road that raises most of its funds for the small community it serves through donations. It derives a small amount of income from local taxes, but not enough that it would be in trouble if they suddenly got cut off.

      Military? Defend me from what? The Canadians? The Mexicans? People from Ohio? The big scary ter'rists that the military would be an unbelievably ineffectual defense against anyway? Funny how we have this big bad standing army to protect us and the only thing it ever seems to be doing is policing other countries that can't solve their own problems and invading foreign nations. When was the last time we had a standing army that defended our soil against invasion? Anybody? Hello?

      What about the social security tax on my checks? Most of the "greatest generation" is gone and, frankly, I don't think the generations after that did a whole hell of a lot as a group. I don't really feel like supporting them, and I DEFINITELY don't feel like supporting a bunch of aging baby-boomers that have been doing nothing as a collective but sucking resources for the last 15 years anyway. The odds that I'll see any of that money with the way the government treats it and the next generation to collect it is going to hit it are slim to none. Why should I feel any obligation to keep paying it? You think I would if I thought I could get away with ripping it off? HAH! Ditto on medicaire!

      Income tax... so the government can buy $1200 hammers and funnel $1185 of that into some black box project that I probably have no interest in supporting? So Congress can vote through bullshit pork-barrel highway bills full of funny money for pet projects in their districts to get their saggy, festering carcasses reelected year after year?

      I also pay sales tax when I buy a car, when I sell it that person pays sales tax. I'm taxed for working in a place I don't live in, I'm taxed for property I supposedly own (actually, I rent, but when I buy a house, I will be), I have to pay for any number of compulsory government red-tape-"services" like licensing, registrations, and permits.

      Fuck that. The government can get down on its knees and suck my nuts. The way those assholes waste money they deserve to tax me the way I deserve to be supreme ruler of the Universe. Just because taxes CAN be collected *in moderation* for worthwhile social projects doesn't mean they are. The tax system is out of control and since it was ripe for abuse from the beginning, it's being abused now.

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    34. Re:Home enforcement? by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

      Are we sure this article isn't a couple weeks late?

      A little later than that... It's a dupe from August.

    35. Re:Home enforcement? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Funny how we have this big bad standing army to protect us and the only thing it ever seems to be doing is policing other countries that can't solve their own problems and invading foreign nations.

      Why, the next thing we know, you're going to point out that cruise missiles and carrier groups are not defensive weapons ... oh, waitaminnut.

      On the serious side, it's sad that the vast majority of Americans don't realize that their military is mostly a mercenary force setup for attacking other countries. It's happening literally at this very second in the Middle East. While Reagan was talking about the "Evil Empire" of the Soviet Union, America was a well established Empire ... but Americans didn't want to admit it. Credit where credit's due: I'm seeing the term "empire" in more contexts now. At least honesty of a sort is emerging.

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      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    36. Re:Home enforcement? by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

      I live in LA, the roads here are perfectly fine, my taxes seem to keep them in order. Maybe you should be paying more taxes to fix your roads OR you could vote for some better bureaucrats if they're the ones mucking it up.

      Secondly, Income redistribution is something that needs to happen on a much wider scale in this country. Our increasingly regressive tax structure, is an abomination.

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    37. Re:Home enforcement? by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      How is this different than the income tax? I can sit on my arse in a shack year round, using no govt. services and still have to pay the income tax. I make money from the fruit of my labors, "built" with my valuable time, and I still have to give Uncle Sam his cut.

      You're not explicitly using any government services. However, you still benefit from those services that are granted to everybody within the borders of the United States. Chiefly, protection from foreign invasion. Local police protection from the wacko's that might hunt down the hermit living in a shack just for sport. You may not ask for those government services, but as long as you are within the borders of the US you will receive those services, whether you want them or not. That's not to mention that the money that you make is in fact a service of Uncle Sam. You could always resort to a system of bartering, but then Uncle Sam wouldn't have any recourse to take their cut, in which place you wouldn't have anything to bitch about anyway.

      Simply put, you're always getting something for your tax dollars, whether you asked for it or not.

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      If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

    38. Re:Home enforcement? by JoeStreet · · Score: 1

      The public - Who keep insisting that the goverment provide ever more services

      I don't think it is the public insisting on ever more services; it is politicians promising ever more services (whether the public needs/wants them or not) in order to get elected. Of course the politicians promise to lower taxes at the same time. The general public, but not /. readers of course, is just dumb enough to think this is actually possible.

    39. Re:Home enforcement? by fr0dicus · · Score: 1

      I can't even be bothered arguing with such a blinkered, ill-informed trollish rant. Go and read some books.

    40. Re:Home enforcement? by whoever57 · · Score: 1
      Actually if you rtfa you'd realize thats what this tax was initially for, to tax PBX's.
      Actually if you read the article, you would realize that it is not to tax Private Branch Exchanges, but rather to tax companies who have their own inter-office land lines. To quote the article:
      companies operating their own land line communication systems
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    41. Re:Home enforcement? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Nice little Karma grab.

      +Funny doesn't give you karma. Nice try at an insult, though.

    42. Re:Home enforcement? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh my, such an intelligent and thought-provoking response. My mind is now burning with the realization of how foolish I was for thinking the government was wasting my money. My entire world has been turned upside down by your powerful intellect. I've renounced my religion. Wait, I didn't have one... I think you made me a Unitarian. I see now that I'm merely blinkered and foolish, and that people with so much to say mustn't waste time responding to me....

      ... or, wait. Did you just suddenly come to the realization that all of my complaints were valid and the government really is abusing the tax scheme at all levels, and now you can't think of a way to respond? If I'm such a fool, then surely you would have no trouble refuting each of my complaints and showing why they're not valid reasons to believe that taxes are over-collected and wasted on the people who decide what to do with them?

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    43. Re:Home enforcement? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I don't think it is the public insisting on ever more services; it is politicians promising ever more services (whether the public needs/wants them or not) in order to get elected.
      In theory if people didn't want those services, people would not vote for the politicians promising them. In practice the politicians don't promise anything that opinion polls haven't already told them people want.
    44. Re:Home enforcement? by RTMFD · · Score: 1

      Okay, if that's true, then the income tax would be structured as a flat fee for everyone (i.e. ~$8000 per citizen, w/o regard to wealth) based on the "services consumed". As it is, it's no more than a wealth distribution system with no more tha 20% of it going to defense costs anyways.

      If I buy electricity, I'm charged on the amount I use. Why can't it be that way for a govt. service?

      Get informed on taxes. It's easier than you think, college person :)

    45. Re:Home enforcement? by RTMFD · · Score: 1

      Okay, charge me a flat fee (~$8000) for the services provided. No more than that though, make the whole thing based upon the actual cost of the service per citizen. As it's structured right now, it's no more than "wolf" of wealth redistribution in sheep's clothing.

      Get educated on taxes and how _your_ money is spent making ad-hominem attacks on us "ungrateful whelps". Welcome to intellectual debate, lib.

    46. Re:Home enforcement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about wireless lans? No, No, that's just a laptop/pc.

    47. Re:Home enforcement? by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

      I would guess that the people pushing for enforcement don't really understand what they're asking for and that it will cost their offices as well.

      I guess they're Democrats.

    48. Re:Home enforcement? by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Perhaps my previous post was somewhat poorly worded, as it was hastily typed while at work. (As this post is certain to be... it's 2:20am my time.) I did not intend to imply that those services are all that your tax dollars pay for. My point was merely that you are at least getting something for your taxes. Granted, those services I named aren't all that your tax dollars go towards, but those are the few services of which you actually partake.

      Yes, our tax system is primarily a wealth distribution system, but it's not entirely a wealth distribution system. That said, I will admit that i maybe don't know as much about our tax system as I should... The wealth distribution system, however, is exactly why you can't just pay for the services that you use. You're helping support the less productive members of society. Whether or not that's a good thing is a debate for another subject.

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      If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

    49. Re:Home enforcement? by fr0dicus · · Score: 1

      Not really, if you're richer then you'll definitely benefit more from policing as you're more likely to get burgled/mugged in the first place. You're more likely to drive yourself than use public transport, and you're more likely to do it in a gas guzzler, so why shouldn't you be taxed more? Your house will probably be bigger, and you're more likely to live in the suburbs, so providing fire coverage, refuse collection, etc. is costlier. I'd go on but this thread is dead now.

    50. Re:Home enforcement? by fr0dicus · · Score: 1
      No, I just don't respond to trolls. Pure capitalism, which you're advocating here, doesn't work in respect to services that people don't want to pay for in the belief/hope/gamble that they might never need them. Any sane economist knows this, and taxes is the virtually ubiquitous method of solving it, unless you fancy socialism, where you'd never even be promised the money in the first place.

      If you're that upset about the perceived value you get from your tax expenditure then you should probably take it up with your local government official, or perhaps run yourself? You sound like you think you know how to get everything done at much lesser expense, so you shouldn't have any problem getting elected to office. Personally, I can see plenty of value for my tax 's and this is under a (marginally) more left wing government than we've had in the past in the UK.

      Either way I'd recommend reading up a bit about the mechanics of society, and the costs involved in providing services that you don't even see. I noticed you got marked as flamebait so perhaps people agree with me more than you?

    51. Re:Home enforcement? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I noticed you got marked as flamebait so perhaps people agree with me more than you?

      No, that just means that complete and total idiots get mod points and run around modding people up they agree with and modding people down they don't rather than modding based on the value of the post to creating an intelligent discussion. Of course, I have no qualms with the moderation in this case, because I didn't write the post to start intelligent conversation, though I think a slightly more intelligent mod would have simply passed on it since all the quality posts are already pushed up in this discussion. But then, it's like I said: there are so many people here now, that an awful lot of stupid people with agendas get mod points.

      You know, I had an interesting conversation with a state worker yesterday at a dinner. He was talking about wasteful spending within the state government, and he related an interesting quote from one of the directors: "You know if [the state] was a private corporation, we'd bankrupt by now the way they spend money". He related tales of weekly meetings where tax dollars were spent on large, catered luncheons in ballrooms at the Hilton which resulted in one hour of discussion and three hours of socializing. He related tales of artificial jobs that came and went, often at high salaries, as internal favors to friends and family. He related tales of overpriced contractors who promised everything and delivered nothing... and KEPT GETTING REHIRED.

      I don't know what it's like in the U.K., but here in the U.S., we are basically giving our money to some of the most corrupt individuals in society.

      Oh, what's the you say? Run for office? Ha. You're a funny man (woman... whatever..). And, where would I get the cash to do that? Where would I get the cash to buy permits to shout from my soapbox in protest? Where am I supposed to find anyone who's clued in enough to what's going on to care? I tell people these things, and they shrug their shoulders like its to be expected that these theiving scoundrels should waste our money.

      I have no problem with taxes being spent on USEFUL projects. Invading foriegn countries for oil is not a useful project. Studies of beaver migration patterns over the last ten years is not a useful project. Three lane highway projects for stretches of land that see maybe 150 cars a day is not a worthwhile way to spend MY MONEY.

      You want to talk about blinders? Let's talk about how I never see 24% of my pay. Let's talk about socialism for a moment. Let's talk about my money going to 35 year olds with lung cancer who decided to start smoking despite the known health effects. Let's talk about my money going to support people who "can't" work vs. those who actually can't. People like the father of one of my friends, a guy who had trouble moving due to back spasms, but could have certainly held a basic office job in a chair. Let's talk about my money being used to capture, prosecute, and incarcerate drug "offenders" who were picked out of their parent's basement for... get this.. the horrible crime of smoking a fucking joint (what a horrible drain on society this loser must be, what, with him sitting in the basement listening to Led Zeppelin on his parent's dime all day). Let's talk about my money going to Iraq, a country that we constantly embargoed despite the fact that it clearly wasn't working. Then, we blew the shit out of it, and now we're responsible for fixing it.

      Yea yea, I know "blah blah blah" you should complain to your officials. Fuck that. Last time I sent anything to someone I got ignored by one person and I got a fucking autoresponse from the other saying that if I was a contributor, I could reach the son of a bitch at such and such a number. Who would you like me to complain to? The local officials? The guys who cut the mic on anyone they don't feel like listening to? How about a state official? The guys who froze pay hikes on all the state workers and accepted their automatic hike in the midst of a budget crisis they caused?

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    52. Re:Home enforcement? by RTMFD · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, not really. Here where I live in MO, poor people are more likely to use the free health care, drive gas-guzzling pickemup trucks, and live further out of town in these monstrous trailer parks.

      Just think of Sam Walton, etc. Your sweeping generalization just doesn't work. You're right about one thing though, this thread is officially dead. :)

  3. Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that where most of the spammers reside at?

    1. Re:Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida is where a lot of rich people reside.

  4. justification by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see one and only one way a tax on LANs becomes fair. That is if the tax money goes to improving the local and regional communications infrastructure

    1. Re:justification by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Being from the Chicago area, I can honestly say tax money never goes to the most intuitive place. Our toll booths collect $.50-$.75 a hit, and we have some of the worst toll roads in the country. It all goes in Daileys pocket, or back out to his shitty contractor/family friends, where it winds up back in his pocket.

    2. Re:justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why should it?

      seeing as how i built that infrastructure in my home/office, why should i pay for the infrastructure that a private company owns?

    3. Re:justification by bwy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, what if we spend the tax money on a $20,000 toilet seat for the shitter of some government employees involved with the improvement of the local and regional communications infrastructure?

      Or maybe I could interest you in a $1000 hammer? I've yet to see a good ROI for my tax money. Based on that, I'd say the less taxes/less forced goverment services, the better.

    4. Re:justification by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      You mean like the Universal Service Fee, which seems to be prone to abuse.

    5. Re:justification by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Very good idea. It's not that I would mind paying the taxes at all -- I just hate where the money is going. I'm not a greedy person; if they just went around collecting a fund to improve the network's infrastructure, I'd glady donate.

      I don't see how they could tax it though...

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    6. Re:justification by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      Huh? The toll booths have nothing to do with Dailey...they're run by the State of Illinois, not the city of Chicago.

      For instance, does the toll booth in Lake County on 94 right before you hit Wisconsin go into Dailey's pocket? I don't think so.

      But you're right about Illinois roads...they suck...it's like you're coming from Wisconsin with nice paved roads and when you cross the state line into Illinois you hit pot-holes and bumpy pavement and WHAM...there's a toll booth staring right in your face...it sucks. Indiana is just as bad.

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    7. Re:justification by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      I see one and only one way a tax on LANs becomes fair.

      Yeah...if they came to my house. I've been wanting to get rid of this cat 3 stuff for years.

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    8. Re:justification by Aardpig · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've yet to see a good ROI for my tax money.

      Sometimes, it is wrong-headed to judge ROI in purely financial terms. Both the Lincoln and Washington monuments were funded using public money; yet I don't think you will find many arguing that this money was wasted. There are areas where public funding can meet a need, for which there is no private-enterprise motivation to address.

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    9. Re:justification by paiute · · Score: 1

      I've yet to see a good ROI for my tax money.

      How about the lack of Soviet tanks rumbling down your street?

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    10. Re:justification by bwy · · Score: 1

      How about the lack of Soviet tanks rumbling down your street?

      I think you misunderstand me. There are two components to ROI- the initial investment and the return. I'm very happy with the return of freedom our military provides, but I think money is often wasted on the investment side. When corporations get big, they use their size to negotiate better prices, volume discounts, etc. When government gets big, it seems like they quit caring about getting a good deal. After all, who do they have to answer to? Citizens who are more concerned with Britney Spears. Coporations on the other hand have to answer to the stock holders and the market.

    11. Re:justification by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Informative
      Or maybe I could interest you in a $1000 hammer?

      The $1000 hammer is a myth. Actually, it's even a badly reported myth--the usual figure cited by the media back in the Eighties was $600, and the real number on the books is $435.

      Still, that seems rather shocking...until you dig deeper and realize that the hammer's actual cost was fifteen dollars. Sydney Freedberg described the issue in Government Executive magazine way back in 1998.

      One problem: "There never was a $600 hammer," said Steven Kelman, public policy professor at Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government and a former administrator of the Office of Federal Procurement Policy. It was, he said, "an accounting artifact."

      The military bought the hammer, Kelman explained, bundled into one bulk purchase of many different spare parts. But when the contractors allocated their engineering expenses among the individual spare parts on the list--a bookkeeping exercise that had no effect on the price the Pentagon paid overall--they simply treated every item the same. So the hammer, originally $15, picked up the same amount of research and development overhead--$420--as each of the highly technical components, recalled retired procurement official LeRoy Haugh. (Later news stories inflated the $435 figure to $600.)

      "The hammer got as much overhead as an engine," Kelman continued, despite the fact that the hammer cost much less than $420 to develop, and the engine cost much more?"but nobody ever said, 'What a great deal the government got on the engine!' "

      Thus retold, the legend of the $600 hammer becomes a different kind of cautionary tale. It is no longer about simple, obvious waste. The new moral is that numbers, taken as self-explanatory truths by the public and the press, can in fact be the woefully distorted products of a broken accounting system.

      I don't for a minute deny that waste exists in some government programs, but it's time to put this particular tired old tale to rest. Repeating it just damages the credibility of the speaker.
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    12. Re:justification by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      ahhh, another common myth debunked.

    13. Re:justification by nametaken · · Score: 1


      Where you are depends on where the money goes, I'm quite sure. I doubt the city gets anything from the northern most tolls on 94... maybe closer to the city, but it wouldn't surprise me too much. That man is a mobbed-up crook, history tells us this. Between the O'Hare debaucle (I'm particularly sensitive on this one), and the fact that so many contractors here have to deal with corrupt city politics, us NW suburbanites don't tend to like him a whole lot.

    14. Re:justification by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      $15 for a hammer? Holy shit! My hammer cost me $50. Of course, it's a fine Snap-On hammer and will probably beat the hell out of any $15 hammer you care to throw at me....

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    15. Re:justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      beating the hell out of a hammer shouldn't be your biggest concern when people are throwing hammers at you.

    16. Re:justification by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I wouldn't argue with you there. I mean, just look at the guy's dad. He's carrying on the tradition I guess.

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    17. Re:justification by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      Neither do those of us who live too far north to be considered actual suburbs.

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    18. Re:justification by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      In what bizarro way does this seem fair? I cobbled together a little LAN so that my kids can visit playhousedisney.com. How on this God's green Earth can anyone figure that I just created a taxable asset? I already paid sales tax on the wire, the switches, and the NICs, and I'm not re-selling it to anyone. In what possible situation should the State be entitled to money for what I've done?

      Remember, the ends don't justify the means. I don't care if the money's going to feed starving, abused puppies - the government doesn't have a right to tax this.

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    19. Re:justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Both the Lincoln and Washington monuments were funded using public money; yet I don't think you will find many arguing that this money was wasted.

      I'd be willing to argue that money spent on these and other monuments is completely wasted. When Abraham Lincoln's likeness gets his lazy, marble ass out of that monument and actually does something for this country, you can say the monument is worthwhile. In the mean time, expensive tributes to deceased leaders don't do any palpable good. They're just costly pats-on-the-back for publicity-starved politicians and a vain effort to increase patriotism.

    20. Re:justification by mwood · · Score: 1

      "Indiana is just as bad."

      Try coming in a little further south. We only have one toll road. It's always called "THE Indiana Toll Road"; I have no idea what its number is.

      (The chuckholes, however, are evenly distributed across the state. )-:

  5. i have a.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have 2 torch lights and a dark room i communicate with someone by turning the lights on and off will that be taxed?

  6. Won't work... by Grant29 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nowadays home LANs are pretty common. Try to enforce it on individuals and all hell will break loose. I expect them to go after the large companies first, and when they strike it down, the home users won't worry about having to fight it.

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    1. Re:Won't work... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As silly and far fetched as this sounds.... I'm sure we remember when everyone said the RIAA will never really start going after individuals.

    2. Re:Won't work... by Grant29 · · Score: 1

      Right, but didn't a Canadian ISP already strike down attempts to determine the users based on thier IP addresses? Hopefully that will filter into the US.

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    3. Re:Won't work... by PretzelBat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try to enforce it on individuals and all hell will break loose.

      You mean like if a big company tried to used copyright laws to extort money from their customers?

      You mean like if the government passed a law that makes it possible for them to examine anyone's library records?

      You're right. Here in America, we are STRONG. We stand up for our rights. You can't push the average American cizizen around and get away with it. ...

      Oh, wait.

    4. Re:Won't work... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      Well it was actually a court that struck this done because the cdn version of the RIAA didn't provide undisputable proof that copyright violations were happening, and failed to identify the individual, only the owner of the internet connection.

    5. Re:Won't work... by John+Starks · · Score: 1

      The RIAA can't be voted out of office.

    6. Re:Won't work... by espo812 · · Score: 1
      I'm sure we remember when everyone said the RIAA will never really start going after individuals
      They wouldn't be if these individuals were fighting the charges (it's tough to argue hundreds of cases accross the country simultaneously.) Incidently, individuals are exactly what the RIAA should have been going after all along (P2P doesn't copyright infringe, people do.)
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    7. Re:Won't work... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Try to enforce it on individuals

      Oh, don't worry, it won't take them long to figure out that they can slap the extra tax on Cat5 cables, switches, routers, and so on, in Best Buy, Circuit City, Walmart, etc. You know, just like that tax you pay on blank recordable media without even thinking about it, which the RIAA collects on the assumption that nobody could possibly want to back up stuff the RIAA doesn'town...

    8. Re:Won't work... by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

      The RIAA is pursiung people who they believe are engaging in copyright infringement, an already illegal activity. The basis of the *motivation* for their actions is quite legal and justifiable, although their *methods* under the DMCA are arguably much less so.

      In this case, a Florida county is just looking for an excuse to draw blood from the stone of businesses unfortunate enough to be located there (though very possibly not for long if this idea takes hold there). They have no backing that I can see under federal tax guidelines, and I am quite doubtful any upper level appeals court will let this kind of silliness pass taxational precdent and/or constitutional muster.

      In short, I don't really see these concepts being related at all.

      Next thing you know, they'll want to tax the air we breathe and the water we drink. Oh, wait...

      .

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    9. Re:Won't work... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Well some of us are still ARMED. THat makes a difference.

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    10. Re:Won't work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, if they're that common they'll just leverage it on everyone unless you can prove without reasonable doubt that you don't own a LAN.

      They used to have a tax on TV sets and radios here (many people never filed for it of course). A few years some politician had a bright idea: since everyone has at least one TV and radio anyway we just add the amount of that tax to the building tax everyone has to pay for his house (kinda hard to get around that).
      Less hassle sending people around peeking into houses to see if there's a TV there (they used to do that) yielding lower cost and higher income at the same time.

      Noone complained, wouldn't have mattered anyway.

    11. Re:Won't work... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 0

      (P2P doesn't copyright infringe, people do.)

      Heh, I'm going to get flamed for this, but Napster was dead-ass wrong for what they did. First they create a distribution network. No problem, right? They actually created software that essentially makes its own distribution network, but with centralized servers to keep track of all the peers. That was fine. Then they gave the software away for free. That was fine too. Then they started selling advertisements and value-add services in relation to the network, and *not* the software itself (AudioGalaxy does the same thing, but better). That's where they screwed up. They made money off copyright infringement. Granted it was indirect, but it was still making money by facilitating large amounts of copyright infringement. That's where they screwed up.

      Now, I'm not happy with the way the case was decided. I think it should have been decided against Napster for what they did and only what they did. Instead it became a precedent against P2P in general, and through various PR campaigns and more, *ahem*, agressive campaigns, we're on the verge of getting P2P made illegal. I don't know if it'll really go that far, but clouded by the dark side the future is. Hard to see.

      So, I think Napster should have lost no matter what, but I also think they lost wrong, and I would prefer that they had won wrongly than pick up the legal precedent they picked up. :(

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    12. Re:Won't work... by espo812 · · Score: 1
      They made money off copyright infringement. Granted it was indirect, but it was still making money by facilitating large amounts of copyright infringement.
      Cadillac makes lots of money indirectly off of the illegal drug trade. Should they be shutdown as a company, or should the individual drug dealers be prosecuted?
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    13. Re:Won't work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but when you go out to audit that retail computer sales company, please bring back a list of all router or switch sold and to who they were sold. Then we can nail them for the Lan Tax.

  7. SITE GOIN DOWN FASTR THN RICHARD SIMMONS ON A POLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Overlooked Tax Provision Gets Attention
    By DAVID WASSON dwasson@tampatrib.com
    Published: Apr 15, 2004

    TALLAHASSEE - At the urging of Tampa and a handful of other cities, a nearly forgotten provision in Florida's tax code is being dusted off by the state Revenue Department and could lead to the nation's first communications tax on multiuser computer networks.
    Business lobbyists and others are scrambling to block the move, which some predict could trigger one of the largest tax increases in Florida history unless lawmakers eliminate the provision or halt its enforcement before adjourning April 30.

    ``This is a true example of the law of unintended consequences,'' said state Rep. John Stargel, R-Lakeland, who has introduced a bill that would abolish the 1985 provision but has been unable to get it past its first committee stop. ``This is a poster child for bad tax policy.''

    The provision was intended to make sure companies operating their own land line communication systems, which two decades ago was limited to large utilities and railroads, were paying the same taxes paid by those who rely on commercial phone carriers. About 10 companies pay more than $1.2 million annually based on that definition.

    However, the statute is so broadly worded that it could be interpreted to describe a local area network, which in computer lingo is known as a LAN. Thousands of Florida companies as well as a growing number of private homes have LAN computer systems.

    Finding A Solution

    Senate leaders oppose such a broad application of the provision but are leery of hastily eliminating it, in part because it would abolish the $1.2 million in tax revenue that has been paid under what is known as the Substitute Communications Services Tax.

    The upper legislative chamber is expected to propose a temporary suspension of its enforcement and then look for ways to limit the provision's application without undermining its original intent.

    ``Back in 1985, there might have been a few engineers at Bell Laboratories who might have understood what a local area network was but not many others,'' said state Revenue Department spokesman Dave Bruns. ``That was essentially pre-Internet.''

    Complicating matters is that lawmakers kept the provision intact when they revamped communication services taxes in 2000 as part of an effort to simplify and modernize the tax code. That's what sparked the current problem.

    Cities Seek Enforcement

    Internal auditors at the city of Tampa noticed a couple of years ago that the substitute communications service provision was still there and asked state officials why it wasn't being enforced.

    Cities and counties get a hefty cut of the $2.1 billion in communications taxes collected by phone companies each year. A portion of the money also is earmarked for school construction.

    No one knows exactly how much more would be collected by enforcing the broader definition of the tax. The rate varies statewide, ranging from 9.17 percent to 18.07 percent depending on local option assessments.

    Stargel predicts it would be hundreds of millions of dollars annually, while some business lobbyists say it would easily exceed $1 billion.

    Bruns said that while no one at the state agency believes the provision was ever intended to apply to computer networks, the agency's job is to enforce the policies created by the Legislature. He said the agency asked the Legislature to re-examine the provision last year but lawmakers adjourned without touching it.

    With cities continuing to push for collection, the Revenue Department drafted a proposed enforcement rule but delayed implementation until after this year's legislative session to give lawmakers a second chance to amend or abolish the provision. With barely two weeks remaining, bills in the House and Senate are essentially stalled in committees.

    ``We are awaiting guidance from the Legislature,'' Bruns said.

    Among those pushing the issue is Sharon Fox, the city o

  8. program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Florida Tax Revenue office is naming this new effort 'Why your business should leave Florida' and including helpful tips on moving your business to another state that doesn't do such stupid things as tax your internal computer network.

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    1. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by randyest · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen that pamphlet, though I do have an original mint copy of Come to Florida -- It's Heaven's Waiting Room.

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    2. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      no wonder all of my grandparents live there!

    3. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen that pamphet either, but I do have an engraved copy of "Come to Florida -- Here, they can't take your house from you even if you're a SPAMMER or a murderer like OJ."

    4. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mabye we could use this in Idaho to get rid of all the Californians

    5. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Gotch yer flaimbait right here...

      Why is it good to oursource because of high taxes, but not good because of high wages? The gov't is just another group looking for their "fair share". Please keep in mind, I don't believe any of that, but the question popped up, and I thought I'd ask.

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    6. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, speaking as an individual, it's not very difficult to move from one state to another. It's a bit of a pain having to sell your house (if you own one), move your stuff, re-register your car, etc., but not really that difficult, and legally not a problem at all.

      Moving to another country for a job is much harder, if not downright impossible because of immigration laws. People coming to this country have had it easy--our immigration laws are quite lax--but for an American trying to move somewhere else, it's not easy because many countries have extremely strict immigration laws.

    7. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by MrLint · · Score: 4, Funny

      However this could be a big advantage. if this entices the spammers to leave florida then perhaps we can get them into a state with capital punishment for spamming.

    8. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by joelil · · Score: 1

      Tampa Took away the Thongs on the beach, then tax the cute girl selling hot dogs from her cart in a bikini. what is next tax for the sunshine you enjoy while your outside.

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    9. Re:program named 'Why you should leave Florida' by tokennrg · · Score: 1

      And why exactly is it that spammers seem to congregate in Florida? Is it because of the house foreclosure or something law?

  9. Dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this a dupe? I am sure I read about this before on Slashdot. Can anyone find the post?

    1. Re:Dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, are your fingers broken?

    2. Re:Dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Dupe? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Informative

      Isn't this a dupe? I am sure I read about this before on Slashdot. Can anyone find the post?


      link

    4. Re:Dupe? by CatLord42 · · Score: 1

      Not wanting to troll, yet I haven't reviewed the older article or RTFA, but isn't this a rehash of Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs" ?

      (sorry for reposting the same info, I didn't see the parent post until after I'd already posted...timing issues)

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  10. Not again... by PretzelBat · · Score: 1

    Three cheers for continuing government incompetence.

    Why do the idiots we elect insist on screwing up everything they touch?

    (On a related note, why do we elect them if they are such idiots?)

    1. Re:Not again... by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's Florida, what did you expect?

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    2. Re:Not again... by allyourbasebelongtou · · Score: 1

      I am increasingly amazed at how bad, bad ideas are getting. Perhaps my memory of historical stupidity is failing (and I'm being overly generous about the overall absense of stupidity in the past), but things that I feel like are widely accepted as Very Stupid Ideas(tm) today that would have nevvvvver been *said*--much less actually considered--say ten or fifteen years ago are actually being pondered today.

      Scratch that. Dan Quayle was around then.

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    3. Re:Not again... by monster811 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to America...

    4. Re:Not again... by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Look at the dog and pony show associated with our current presidential election. How many Americans do you think could tell you the difference between one candidates political standpoints and the next? Why is it that although many Americans share similar views on foreign policy, our elected officials rarely agree? Do you have any idea how much CNN (nooo..) you have to watch to try and figure out what one candidate wants to do with his term in office? Candidates should all answer a 3 or 4 page survey before being on the ballot and those results should be made publicly available.

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    5. Re:Not again... by glitch! · · Score: 1

      How many Americans do you think could tell you the difference between one candidates political standpoints and the next?

      Two. Everyone else is getting a sack of lies.

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    6. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 or 15 years isn't really much in the history of stupid ideas.

      How about this one:
      Tax only farmers. As farmers leave the business, raise the tax rates to keep revenues constant.
      I'll assume some of you well-educated gentlemen recognize when and where this occurred, and even know what the final result of this tax policy was.

      Or how about another one:
      Pay tax collectors a fraction of the tax revenue they collect. But don't bother auditing them to make sure they only collect the taxes the law allows.

      And that is just a tiny sampling of the tax-related stupidity to be found in history. Please note that tax-related stupidity is no more common than any other sort, just more obvious than most.

      In other words, as a wise man once said "Stupidity is inevitable"

  11. Florida, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Degenerate and backward, persisting...

  12. Jobs will migrate... by bunyip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, first, I was giong to suggest, "Dude, April Fool's Day was, like, 2 weeks ago", but then I read the article.

    Clearly, companies that rely on LANs will go to places that don't tax LANs. Like neighboring states, or non-neighboring states, or non-neighboring countries. I'm sure the tax assessor is not thinking of the medium to long-term consequences.

    Do they tax LANs in India? Russia? Other countries?

    Alan.

    1. Re:Jobs will migrate... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do they tax LANs in India? Russia? Other countries?

      Of course not. In Russia, the LANs tax you!

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    2. Re:Jobs will migrate... by ttldkns · · Score: 1

      he was just asking for that

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    3. Re:Jobs will migrate... by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1
      but then I read the article.

      Which article? this article? (note the date).

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    4. Re:Jobs will migrate... by dj245 · · Score: 1
      >> Do they tax LANs in India? Russia? Other countries?

      >Of course not. In Russia, the LANs tax you!

      Yes, but at work, you tax^3 the LAN!

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    5. Re:Jobs will migrate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... In Russia, you don't pay taxes. You pay the tax collector.

      Interestingly enough, their 13% flat income tax has been a huge success, primarily because for the first time ever people are paying their taxes.

    6. Re:Jobs will migrate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in soviet russia the lan taxes you.

    7. Re:Jobs will migrate... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      No, This article, which says: "a nearly forgotten provision in Florida's tax code is being dusted off by the state Revenue Department". The one to which you refer says: "A new rule now being formulated in Tallahassee could lead to a state tax of 9 percent -- or higher -- on computer networks commonly used in businesses."

      FOr those that think this is a dupe, note the difference between the two. You see, they really want his tax. Last year they tried to pass a state law to get it, which didn't work out. So instead of passing a new law, they're now going to claim that the networks they've wanted to tax have been covered by this old law all along. Silly them! It's actually a continuation of the old story, not a dupe.

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    8. Re:Jobs will migrate... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      As someone who works for a fortune 500 company in Florida, I'm fairly certain that if this is tried, large (say, Fortune 500-level) companies will file suit against the state of florida to get the tax repealed. The state didn't pay a fucking cent for our LAN/WAN. They're not going to get one, either.

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    9. Re:Jobs will migrate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the tax assessor is not thinking of the medium to long-term consequences.

      Who is these days? What's important is the bottom line, this quarter.

  13. BREAKING NEW by MajorDick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Florida tax auditor found strangled with cat 5 . Police baffled. "Why anyone would use a network cable is beyond us stated........

    1. Re:BREAKING NEW by Draknor · · Score: 2, Funny

      In other news, the tax auditor's estate was assessed a tax for possession of the network cable, in accordance with Florida tax code.

    2. Re:BREAKING NEW by TheGrayArea · · Score: 3, Funny

      For a second there I read it as:
      "Why anyone would waste a network cable is beyond us stated........

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    3. Re:BREAKING NEW by MajorDick · · Score: 1

      bwaaaaahhhhh, that slays me

    4. Re:BREAKING NEW by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Florida tax auditor found strangled with cat 5 . Police baffled. "Why anyone would use a network cable is beyond us stated........

      Shouldn't that be at least cat 5e these days?

      Kjella

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  14. In other news: by the_other_one · · Score: 1

    Analysts predict Florida tax revenues will drop drastically as businesses leave the state in droves.

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  15. re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As always, yet another example of politicians run amok. They'll tax anything if they are allowed to.

  16. I don't want to sound critical of the fine people by loraksus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    in Florida, but is it just me or is every person who calls from that state dumb as a brick?
    Any other folks in tech support notice the same thing?
    Not quite off topic, it just seems that areas which have a zip code that begin with the digit "3" have, shall we say, limited computer experience.

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  17. maybe trollish but... by Froze · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I really hate that the system thinks it is entitled to a tax when it is not providing the infrastructure. Sure, if the government is subsidizing a system, but when a company or individual acquires or builds something for themselves, what right does someone else have to came and lay claim to your efforts?

    That a tax of this nature was initiated in Florida is just one more reason why I will never willingly choose to live there.

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    1. Re:maybe trollish but... by PretzelBat · · Score: 2

      a company or individual acquires or builds something for themselves

      If you buy a piece of property worth 50,000 and the property taxes are 3%, you pay 1,500/year.

      Now, lets say you cut down some of the trees on your property, get them made into lumber, and build yourself a house. Maybe the property is worth 150,000 now, and your taxes went up th 4,500 a year.

      Your effort and expenditure raised your taxes. Sometimes you just get screwed.

    2. Re:maybe trollish but... by MacDork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but when a company or individual acquires or builds something for themselves, what right does someone else have to came[sic] and lay claim to your efforts?

      Happens all the time. Property taxes.

    3. Re:maybe trollish but... by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your new need for fire protection, police protection, fresh water, road access, sewage service, educational facilities, and hospital facilities raised your taxes. Not your effort and expenditure.

      Did I miss anything?

    4. Re:maybe trollish but... by PretzelBat · · Score: 0

      Good point.

    5. Re:maybe trollish but... by Froze · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the majority of these services were provided prior to the event of telephony. So in general I conceed your point, but every new tax assesed is basically funding a waste of resources providing for some form of institutionalized welfare/subsidy.

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    6. Re:maybe trollish but... by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      According to the Wall Street Journal (which my respect for is questionable, nevertheless...) and related to me by Clark Howard, it appears that Florida is one of the best states for a business tax-wise.

      I don't know that I'd ever move a business to Florida, but at least it's not California or New York.

      Cheers

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    7. Re:maybe trollish but... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      ...that and the way they make up criminal records to keep people from voting, seize cash and property without due process, and invent past-due traffic tickets to extort money from out-of-state drivers. Florida's always been pretty unclear on the Fourth Amendment. Florida and Texas both need to be kicked straight out of the Union. Or maybe they just need a good old fashioned W. T. Sherman ass-kicking. To arms, Yankee militias, to arms!

    8. Re:maybe trollish but... by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      Your new need for fire protection, police protection, fresh water, road access, sewage service, educational facilities, and hospital facilities raised your taxes.

      You're assuming you're close enough for them to provide you with road access, sewage, and fresh water. Some localities won't provide you with those things if you're too far away, yet will tax your property regardless.

      I will concede fire and police. However, you won't get any property tax rebates for having your own security force, or building your building out of fireproof materials, so anyone who tries to improve their own safety (and increasing their property values as a consequence) ends up subsidizing the fellow who does the absolute minimum, or who doesn't even own property.

    9. Re:maybe trollish but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A security force is different than the police. Police aren't there to defend you or your property. They may do so in certain situations, but they certainly aren't required to.

    10. Re:maybe trollish but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your new need for fire protection, police protection, fresh water, road access, sewage service, educational facilities, and hospital facilities raised your taxes. Not your effort and expenditure.

      Did I miss anything?
      Yes you did. All of those services are reasonable, rational services that a government should/must provide.

      Anyone who thinks the only purpose of a government is to provide for defense can go polish their guns at the back of the class.
    11. Re:maybe trollish but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the choice between dealing with a small annual LAN tax, or a state income tax, I think I'd take the LAN tax every time. The LAN tax is probably smaller, and definitely less enforceable.

      (Florida is one of a handful of states that does not have an income tax, fyi).

    12. Re:maybe trollish but... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      We have a military to protect our land. Thats a government service fueled by tax!

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    13. Re:maybe trollish but... by espo812 · · Score: 1

      The event horizon of telephony perhaps?

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    14. Re:maybe trollish but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't they?

      Even if you have a private security force, the police don't treat you or your property any different. In fact, most private security (especially the unarmed kind, which is a lot of them) are simple there as a deterrent, and to call the police if anything happens. Even if they do deal with the situation, they still call the police afterwards. You're not saving the police any trouble (except trough deterrent).

    15. Re:maybe trollish but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you have a military to invade Middle Eastern states who you don't approve of.

    16. Re:maybe trollish but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      erm.. the government is providing protection for that property of yours. fire, police, military... all of them protect your property.

  18. At least they're not taxing charities... by holizz · · Score: 1

    Like the British Inland Revenue.

  19. Who's this really going to affect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing against the masses of retired folks in Florida, but I'd be more concerned had this bill popped up in, say, California.

    OLD FOLKS JUST DON'T HAVE NETWORKS! :)

    1. Re:Who's this really going to affect? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1

      Now I can't belive any in congress is that stupid. I could just see Silicon Valley picking up en masse and moving across the border to Nevada.

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    2. Re:Who's this really going to affect? by alphakappa · · Score: 1

      umm...cough*florida*cough.. kind of across the country from silicon valley and nevada

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    3. Re:Who's this really going to affect? by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      They could always use the governments 'quake inducing satellites to knock California off the continental U.S. and become an independent nation!

    4. Re:Who's this really going to affect? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      if you had cared to read the parent of my post you'd notice I was replying to this statement.

      but I'd be more concerned had this bill popped up in, say, California.

      FYI, bud.

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  20. Oh No! by PeaceTank · · Score: 1

    What will all the poor old people do?

    1. Re:Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will all the poor old people do?

      Die, I suspect.

  21. Last Resort by consolidatedbord · · Score: 1

    If this thing covers only ethernet networks, I'm rolling back to coax!

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    1. Re:Last Resort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thin-net is ethernet. Thick-net is too.

  22. How about I just make it a WAN. by demonic-halo · · Score: 1

    I'm sure people can just make a large adhoc network with somebody outside the building and it's a WAN.

    =)

    1. Re:How about I just make it a WAN. by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      WANs are already covered. It's just that the wording is so broad that it also could cover LANs. Read the summary, mmmm-kay?

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    2. Re:How about I just make it a WAN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's just kill this right now. "mmkay" is such a stupid redneck dumbass phrase it should be banned on pain of death. Send that kind of useless wording back to Alabama, where that's all they can say with their limited IQs.

  23. maybe it's just me... by dark404 · · Score: 1

    But wouldn't this come under my right to privacy? After all, my Cat5, my choice!

  24. How long do you think this'll last? by DarkkOne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, what next, a tax for using a remote control to change channels as opposed to standing up and doing it physically? The law may be in place, but they can't honestly expect it to stay so... If it's to tax businesses who put a network in place on their own instead of using telcos, they could just define it as "between multiple sites" or something like that... anything that leaves the building, basically. *shrugs* I certainly hope common sense wins the day. If it applies to network data transfer, is it wired or wireless only? Floppys and CDs are data transfer to... how specific is the method? Bah.

    1. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      they could just define it as "between multiple sites" or something like that... anything that leaves the building, basically.

      Hmm.. so using a wireless link to send data to your secretary's office across the street would be taxed, but sending the same data to the office next door wouldn't be?

      Tain't much of a solution there.

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    2. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 2, Informative

      what next, a tax for using a remote control to change channels as opposed to standing up and doing it physically?

      You don't live in the UK, do you?

    3. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by Kyn · · Score: 1

      Umm...this is Florida...Common sense left a long time ago...

      -Note: I would be trolling, but it you take a look at Fark...well, the evidence is pretty damning...

    4. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by smiley2billion · · Score: 0

      I certainly hope common sense wins the day.

      Common sense? This IS Florida we're talking about, a place where the words common and sense don't exactly go hand-in-hand, or for that matter, even stand up on their own individual right. Maybe they should have a vote on the issue. Ah hem. Just kidding FL residents! I love oranges.

    5. re: How long do you think this'll last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon they'll start taxing IP over avian carriers...

    6. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      If it applies to network data transfer, is it wired or wireless only? Floppys and CDs are data transfer to... how specific is the method? Bah.

      How about radio?

      This is the problem with more legislation -- it can never be kept simple enough and it's a huge burden on both the parties involved and the court system to work out the bad decisions of career politicians.

      I really think it's time for a third party to become an option. We need to get rid of our damn dogma and look at the issues.

      Cheers

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    7. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what next a tax for using a remote control to change channels as opposed to standing up and doing it physically

      Ummm, I'll have to check my cable bill, but I'm sure that the remote control is taxed at a rate of roughly 8.5%. It's just sales tax mind you, and it's a rental remote for the specific cable box.

    8. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, if they start taxing SneakerNet I want an extra deduction for buying new shoes every year.

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    9. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't make much difference even if he did. Most UK TVs are pretty much useless without the remote. Sure, a few of the older ones have volume and channel up/down buttons hidden behind a drop-down flap, but generally speaking if it's got a remote then you are *forced* to use the remote.

    10. Re:How long do you think this'll last? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      This is only the beginning. America is entering an era of overextended finances and the power of law will be brought down upon the heads of those unable to defend themselves against it. Everything in sight will be taxed; businesses will flee even more to areas (perhaps called "Free Enterprise Zones") which hold back the tide of taxes. The thing that must happen to control it all is restriction on public spending -- but that won't happen since those expenses have become the new profit centers of the businesses who have attained strong control of the legal apparatus.

      My area has been ramping up taxation for the last 4 years. They are proposing double-taxing for things like garbage collection (i.e. there's already a general tax fund for it, but they want to add a household fee). There's no end in sight since they have no clue that you cannot tax yourself out of a dead economy. Add in the frankly moronic voter who understands even less, and you have a real catastrophe brewing.

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  25. The way of the future! by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to say I applaud Florida's forward looking policies, which are sure to stamp out the dens of evil file sharers and virus writers that hide on their so-called "Local Area Networks". Tax them into oblivion, I say! And while we're at it, I would like to suggest a ham radio tax, as I know for a fact that various people who *could* talk on land lines use ham radio to circumvent the phone tax.

    Peas, whirled peas! That's what I want.

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  26. They don't pay taxes. by DAldredge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The gov doesn't pay taxes. They don't have to pay to register their cars, they don't have to pay gas tax and they don't have to pay a host of other fees.

    1. Re:They don't pay taxes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone send sharon a nice message explaining why this is a silly idea.

      http://www.tampagov.net/appl_Message_Center/form .a sp?strServiceID=408

      the "8" is the last character, someone fix my link please.

    2. Re:They don't pay taxes. by hplasm · · Score: 0

      Then they should.

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    3. Re:They don't pay taxes. by wobblie · · Score: 1

      What? That is complete bullshit ... who modded that up?

    4. Re:They don't pay taxes. by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was talking about the goverment orgs pushing for the taxes not paying taxes. I was not talking about the people that work in goverment.

      For example the USPS doesn't have to pay gas tax nor do they have to register their govermental vehicles. I also think they are exempt from all property taxes.

  27. "Land lines" by upside · · Score: 1

    The article talks about land lines, so WLANs would be exempt? There is no link to the actual legislation so I can't read for myself.

    What a POS anyway. Next thing you know they slap a road tax on browsers because you traverse the information superhighway with them.

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  28. Is it only wired networks? by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

    Read the article, but didn't see if the statute was broad because it focused on "wiring" or the "networking" side.

    Would going wireless be a work-around if they kept the laws intact?

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    1. Re:Is it only wired networks? by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 1

      Would going wireless be a work-around if they kept the laws intact?

      Thousands of Florida residents are preparing their war-walkers even as we speak.

    2. Re:Is it only wired networks? by Draknor · · Score: 1

      LOL!

      Wow... that's a scary, scary thought...

  29. already being taxed for this? by trmj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So they are taxing people who use network based communication systems not run my outside companies.

    On the surface, it seems like it's taxation without representation: the networks are privately built and maintained. And what do those networks run over for companies that have multiple offices? Outside phone lines, which the Gov't helped build. Ok, it can be argued that there is representation here.

    But think about it: if those lines are already running to the buildings and being used, then the taxes are already being paid on them, in the form of basic service fees.

    It seems like this law was made to make companies that run their own lines to pay taxes on them, which is taxation without representation. Now it's being applied to people who are already paying the service fees and taxes on them, and are now going to be taxed again for using said lines.

    This is going to do one of two things:
    1) Make a lot of criminals
    2) Be challenged and not stand up in court.

    Feel free to tell me I'm an idiot and don't know what I'm talking about, just back it up with reasons and facts, please.

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    1. Re:already being taxed for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you know what taxation without representation means... here are some facts, as you requested: American view of taxation without representation, A related court case and definition. Consult google for more.

    2. Re:already being taxed for this? by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot. :)

      Taxation without representation is what happened when England was levying taxes on the American colonies, but colonists had no say in British government.

      Companies who feel that they're being taxed unfairly nowadays are free to support candidates that will help them out. Happens all the time, even in Florida.

    3. Re:already being taxed for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot who posted it, or the mods who modded him to +5?

    4. Re:already being taxed for this? by gclef · · Score: 1
      taxation without representation

      <Inigo Montoya>You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.</Inigo Montoya>

    5. Re:already being taxed for this? by trmj · · Score: 1

      I know the quote but I can't seem to place it. Help please?

      And I realized how far off my idea of it's meaning was when the first AC replied. I, like most slashdotters, figured it meant that the Gov't was taxing on something that they had no hand in builing or maintaining, and was thusly taxing for the sake of taxing. Although this is also a bad thing, it's not what the phrase means.

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    6. Re:already being taxed for this? by gclef · · Score: 1

      heh. It's from the Princess Bride.

      Vizzinni: He didn't fall? Inconcievable!
      Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    7. Re:already being taxed for this? by trmj · · Score: 1

      hmm.. I've never seen that one, and really don't intend to. Must be in multiple movies.

      Upon reading over that for mistakes, I noticed how much it seems like I'm trying to hide something, but no, I really have never seen that movie :-)

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  30. Unreal by alexburke · · Score: 1

    They're about 15 days late mentioning this...

  31. I guess it's time to ... by monstermagnet · · Score: 2, Funny

    hide my "cans on string" communications network before the taxman cometh!

  32. WLAN Baby... by bagboy · · Score: 1

    Wireless... Free Unlicensed spectrum. No Tax invloved....

  33. Re:I don't want to sound critical of the fine peop by Unregistered · · Score: 1

    hey! my zip code begins wiith a 3. (Atlanta)

  34. The Entire Story by signalgod · · Score: 1

    TALLAHASSEE - At the urging of Tampa and a handful of other cities, a nearly forgotten provision in Florida's tax code is being dusted off by the state Revenue Department and could lead to the nation's first communications tax on multiuser computer networks.
    Business lobbyists and others are scrambling to block the move, which some predict could trigger one of the largest tax increases in Florida history unless lawmakers eliminate the provision or halt its enforcement before adjourning April 30.
    ``This is a true example of the law of unintended consequences,'' said state Rep. John Stargel, R-Lakeland, who has introduced a bill that would abolish the 1985 provision but has been unable to get it past its first committee stop. ``This is a poster child for bad tax policy.''
    The provision was intended to make sure companies operating their own land line communication systems, which two decades ago was limited to large utilities and railroads, were paying the same taxes paid by those who rely on commercial phone carriers. About 10 companies pay more than $1.2 million annually based on that definition.
    However, the statute is so broadly worded that it could be interpreted to describe a local area network, which in computer lingo is known as a LAN. Thousands of Florida companies as well as a growing number of private homes have LAN computer systems.
    Finding A Solution
    Senate leaders oppose such a broad application of the provision but are leery of hastily eliminating it, in part because it would abolish the $1.2 million in tax revenue that has been paid under what is known as the Substitute Communications Services Tax.
    The upper legislative chamber is expected to propose a temporary suspension of its enforcement and then look for ways to limit the provision's application without undermining its original intent.
    ``Back in 1985, there might have been a few engineers at Bell Laboratories who might have understood what a local area network was but not many others,'' said state Revenue Department spokesman Dave Bruns. ``That was essentially pre-Internet.''
    Complicating matters is that lawmakers kept the provision intact when they revamped communication services taxes in 2000 as part of an effort to simplify and modernize the tax code. That's what sparked the current problem.
    Cities Seek Enforcement
    Internal auditors at the city of Tampa noticed a couple of years ago that the substitute communications service provision was still there and asked state officials why it wasn't being enforced.
    Cities and counties get a hefty cut of the $2.1 billion in communications taxes collected by phone companies each year. A portion of the money also is earmarked for school construction.
    No one knows exactly how much more would be collected by enforcing the broader definition of the tax. The rate varies statewide, ranging from 9.17 percent to 18.07 percent depending on local option assessments.
    Stargel predicts it would be hundreds of millions of dollars annually, while some business lobbyists say it would easily exceed $1 billion.
    Bruns said that while no one at the state agency believes the provision was ever intended to apply to computer networks, the agency's job is to enforce the policies created by the Legislature. He said the agency asked the Legislature to re-examine the provision last year but lawmakers adjourned without touching it.
    With cities continuing to push for collection, the Revenue Department drafted a proposed enforcement rule but delayed implementation until after this year's legislative session to give lawmakers a second chance to amend or abolish the provision. With barely two weeks remaining, bills in the House and Senate are essentially stalled in committees.
    ``We are awaiting guidance from the Legislature,'' Bruns said.
    Among those pushing the issue is Sharon Fox, the city of Tampa's tax revenue coordinator.
    Although she never imagined the provision would be interpreted to require taxing even the most simplistic computer networks, she makes no apologies for insisting

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    1. Re:The Entire Story by trmj · · Score: 1

      What kind of person does this? Now we will all have to RTFA if we want to read comments. Jackass.

      </sarcasm>

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  35. CEO: What Happen? by bl4nk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Admin: Somebody set up us the tax provision.
    Admin: We get signal.
    CEO: What!
    Admin: Main screen turn on.
    CEO: It's You!!
    Florida: How are you gentlemen!!
    Florida: All your LAN are belong to us.
    Florida: You are on the way to taxation.
    CEO: What you say!!

    1. Re:CEO: What Happen? by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1, Funny

      hahahaha
      Oh man, if I had mod points...

  36. Something in the water in Tampa? by SailfishMac · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this the same city that employed face recognition cameras on all the city streets, just to pull them after finding out it doesn't work?

    Isn't this the state that makes having AppleCare illegal?

    Of course we all know about the election mess...

    There has to be something in the swamp water most Floridians drink.

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  37. Re:I don't want to sound critical of the fine peop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, dumb as bricks.
    Can't even fill out ballots to vote right.

  38. They can have my tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they pry it out of my fat, greasy, cheeto encrusted nerd hands.

  39. In other news... by nacturation · · Score: 1

    Deaf people are now facing huge fines for their local communications networks. Speaking through an interpreter, Sally Johnson stated "It's unfair to consider a group of individuals exchanging communications through an established protocol a means of bypassing local phone service." Florida's Blind & Deaf Student Members group voiced their concerns about the over-reaching implications of this law. A representative of the group claimed that "Florida legislators are using the long arm of the law to reach into our pants and take our money."

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    1. Re:In other news... by upside · · Score: 1

      Sandra Fox suggests slapping a road tax on modems since they are used to traverse the Internet information superhighway.

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    2. Re:In other news... by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Florida's Blind & Deaf Student Members group.

      hehe, BDSM.

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  40. Very old stuff by gnuyarlathotep · · Score: 2, Informative

    They have been talking about doing this in Florida for over six years. As soon as the idea hits someone with a braincell (Granted that often takes a while.) it dies each time.

    1. Re:Very old stuff by xs650 · · Score: 1

      I took 6 years for the story to get out of Florida?

  41. Its a troll, but its true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I work for a cell company that deals with those idiots. At least 1 out of 10 can add, you cant say that for Georgia!

  42. April 1 again? by Theovon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I could swear I saw a story like this on April first.

  43. WANs perhaps by complexmath · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Haven't found the legal code to peruse, but I think the writer of the article has made a mistake. It sounds to me like the tax was for dedicated lines between offices rather than wires built into a single establishment. Were this not the case, PBX phone systems which are used by nearly all businesses and schools in the US would be taxed as well, and these systems have been in place forever. If my guess is correct, then individuals and most busineses would be exempt, as it's not common even today for many businesses to have dedicated WAN lines, and these are the same businesses that should already be paying this tax.

  44. won't happen by randyest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even Florida isn't dumb enough to tax LANs. According to the article:

    The upper legislative chamber is expected to propose a temporary suspension of its enforcement and then look for ways to limit the provision's application without undermining its original intent.

    ...

    No one knows exactly how much more would be collected by enforcing the broader definition of the tax. The rate varies statewide, ranging from 9.17 percent to 18.07 percent depending on local option assessments.

    Stargel predicts it would be hundreds of millions of dollars annually, while some business lobbyists say it would easily exceed $1 billion.

    This is an interesting case of reasonable tax laws made dumb and potentially dangerous by advances in technology, but otherwise pretty much a non-issue that will go away quietly within a few weeks.

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  45. Hmmm... by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1, Funny

    For a second there I thought this was Fark. I was expecting to see a Florida tag.

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  46. Tax a LAN? by eeyoredragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How would you tax a home owner's LAN anyways? Set fee for owning one?? I mean, I own a wireless router, but I only have one computer hooked up. Don't tax my "LAN" please.. This is entirely stupid :-/

  47. You know why the quality of government sucks here? by ShatteredDream · · Score: 1

    More money in a wasteful, incompetent bureacracy doesn't fix anything. My university pays a business professor I had when I took a business elective almost $86,000/year to teach CIS and she made claims like Microsoft invented OO languages and that OO means using GUI elements. Fortunately I am a computer science major and none of my profs are even remotely that bad. However she is living proof of the argument that more money = better education system.

    So here's a novel idea. Cut back the government budget, prosecute people for being wasteful and abusive, fire incompetent employees and give bonuses to those who come up with creative solutions to fixing public problems.

  48. How will this affect LAN Parties? by huchida · · Score: 1

    Just a suggestion, but I would propose a fee of $.25 a frag.

  49. Posted Before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been discussed on slashdotbefore and was also the topic of a slashback

    1. Re:Posted Before by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      RTFAs. The older discussion was about a new tax proposal. This discussion is about a law passed in 1985. Similar, but different stories.

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  50. Really, isn't it time to do away with phone taxes? by cryptochrome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know they're a big cash cow for the state and all (why do you think they're so high) but now they're getting in the way of communication. Screw the state governments, they'll have to deal with the loss of revenue some other less sneaky way. Even the much-ballyhooed rural service fee is no longer justified. There are cheaper ways of communicating from the middle of nowhere than stringing copper out there. They pay less to live out in the middle of nowhere, why should the rest of us pay more to support their choice?

    Viva la VOIP!

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  51. Re:I don't want to sound critical of the fine peop by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

    his point exactly. :)

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  52. Longest dupe I can remember by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Longest dupe I can remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thx. pls die now.

      -CowboyNeal

    2. Re:Longest dupe I can remember by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Informative

      As someone said way up above where you apparently did not read, THAT article was about a NEW tax, this one is about enforcing an EXISTING tax.

      Your post is the dupe, not the article.

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    3. Re:Longest dupe I can remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say RTFA, but it's obvious you didn't even read past the headline.

  53. Support the libertarians . by Thinkit4 · · Score: 3, Informative

    While most of us are already libertarians, it is an unkown to the mainstream. On this tax day, remember the libertarian party. They were instrumental in repealing a massive tax hike here in Oregon.

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    1. Re:Support the libertarians . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, support the Party that believes in dog-eat-dog/survival-of-the-fittest. The probelm with the Libertarian party is that they want to abolish Public schools, social security, minimum wage, public transportation, the federal Pell Grant, state colleges & universities.

      Another problem with the party is that claim they don't believe in survival of the fittest, but instead that people will be more charitable with no taxes & no government services. But, once there are no taxes and all government programs are abolished, do you think people will be more charitable? Hell no, people will be less charitable, the rich will have to pay no taxes, which will mean no tax breaks, and no tax breaks will mean that the rich will not give to charity. Sure there will be more jobs, but, there will also be more people wanting those jobs because the border will be totally open and there will be no social services. That will allow companies to discriminate against people with disabilities, no matter what the job is, and the pay will be a race to the bottom.

      Also, they will abolish Anti-trust laws, which means Micro$oft will be able to monopolize every market if they wanted.

      In other words, The Libertarian Party really believes in a darwinistic plutocracy.

      If anyone doesn't believe me, just check lp.org

  54. Missing the point by dnamaners · · Score: 1

    I's jsut another tax. They would tax sex and air if they could. What do you do when you get over bugget? Probably stop eating at McD's or cut some other expense. I should think florda should do the same.

    1. Re:Missing the point by MySt1k · · Score: 1

      They would tax sex and air if they could.
      think of all geeks who own Pr0n on their lan ... so in a way they would be taxing tax sex too :)

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  55. land line ... by MySt1k · · Score: 1

    can land line be applied to wireless lan too ? if yes, (wireless lan / walkie talkie / ham radio) users would have to pay for this ... it could easily cost more money to the state to enforce this than what it would earn them ...

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  56. Flaw in their logic by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How would the tax apply to a company that has internal networking? What about a PBX telephone system, would taxes be due? If not, then LANs must also be logically excluded.

    More importantly, most LANs integrate with some form of WAN, of which a relationship must exist with a telecommunications company that pays these state taxes already.

    From what I read in the article, the tax was only created to level the taxation benefit that large companies would reap from having a private phone system. Even in 1985, the year this tax was implemented, many companies had some form of internal networking to cover such devices as computers, computerized cash registers, etc. and they were not taxed.

    Doesn't make sense.

    1. Re:Flaw in their logic by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      doesn't matter.. they TRIED to do this to my company in 2003, we told them to shove it in a nice way... I.E. if they dont shut up and leave, then we will be forced to DOUBLE the rates we charge florida residents and make damn sure that every resident will know the names of the people responsible...

      cince then they have done nothing with it.

      and yes, we would have pissed off lots of residents.. no I wont tell you what telecommunications company I am with....

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  57. Best Quote by edraven · · Score: 1

    ``Back in 1985, there might have been a few engineers at Bell Laboratories who might have understood what a local area network was but not many others,'' said state Revenue Department spokesman Dave Bruns. ``That was essentially pre-Internet.''

    Oh, ghod, I'm dyin'.

    Chuck

    1. Re:Best Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Especially since Ethernet was invented at Xerox PARC, wasn't it?

  58. Re:What's that, mother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P'raps 'twas one of the Little People? Or Wesley Willis.

  59. Miscommunication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some said tax Latinos but the answering maching message got garbled.

  60. Re:You know why the quality of government sucks he by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

    Erm...uh...how does her $86k salary show that more money = better education? Doesn't it show the exact opposite, that high salary does not equal informed teacher?

    If I had a teacher that said object orientation meant using a GUI I would have to stand up and bitch slap them. I couldn't help myself.

  61. Is There No End to Government Greed? by joel_archer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People complain about corporate greed, of which there are numerous and recent examples. But on April 15th, I am once again reminded of the neverending greed of governments (Federal, State, City, County, sales, etcetera). There appears to be no problem that the government answer to the problem is more and higher taxes (aka "investments"), nor any activity that should not be taxed.

    If we actually recieved value for the tax dollars we pay, that would be one thing. But the complete ineptness of virtually every beauracracy that I have ever dealt with (think DMV, USPS, IRS) destroys that hope. On the other hand, perhaps we should be thankful we DO NOT get all the government we pay for!

    1. Re:Is There No End to Government Greed? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      If we actually recieved value for the tax dollars we pay, that would be one thing. But the complete ineptness of virtually every beauracracy that I have ever dealt with (think DMV, USPS, IRS) destroys that hope.

      I needed a driver's license, I applied through the DMV, they tested me, I got one.

      When I need to send something to someone I put it in an envelope, and mail it, and it will get to them in 2 or 3 days, no matter where in the country they live.

      I submitted my tax return to the IRS, and got my refund check a few weeks later.

      Where's the complete ineptness?

    2. Re:Is There No End to Government Greed? by A+coward+on+a+mouse · · Score: 1

      Back off of the US Postal Service. 37 cents to send a letter from San Diego to Boston is an unreal bargain. They routinely deliver letters addressed by functional illiterates, usually within 3 to 5 days. I have never had anything lost in the mail and I have never heard a personal account of anyone who has. I have never received a package through the USPS that appeared to have been put through the Samsonite test. Say what you will about your local DMV, but don't disrespect the postal service.

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  62. The best way to get rid of a bad law... by Aaden42 · · Score: 1

    ... is to inforce it religiously.

    Go to town! There more than enough money at stake for Florida businesses to spend the money to get rid of this.

  63. The Offending Statute by MajroMax · · Score: 5, Informative
    The article was unclear of the exact law involved here. Searching through the Florida statutes gave me this:
    202.15 Special rule for users of substitute communications systems.--Any person who purchases, installs, rents, or leases a substitute communications system must register with the department and pay the taxes imposed or administered pursuant to s. 202.12 annually pursuant to rules prescribed by the department.
    and
    202.11 Definitions.--As used in this chapter:
    ...
    (16) "Substitute communications system" means any telephone system, or other system capable of providing communications services, which a person purchases, installs, rents, or leases for his or her own use to provide himself or herself with services used as a substitute for any switched service or dedicated facility by which a dealer of communications services provides a communication path.

    Section 12 says that the tax rate is 6.8% of the sales price, applied yearly.

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    1. Re:The Offending Statute by retro128 · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but from the way it's worded I get the impression that this tax only applies if you build your own network in lieu of using/paying for an existing communications service that already exists. VOIP or VPNs might apply, and while I still think that's bogus, I don't see how LANs fit in.

      That said, one must still wonder how they plan to identitfy all the VOIP/VPN users and tax them.

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    2. Re:The Offending Statute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any LAN provides communication capability. Perhaps not directly between humans, but it does facilitate communication.

    3. Re:The Offending Statute by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      So this really doesn't matter much. almost all home users use some kind of telcom line...so dial up or DSL is already paid for unless they start splitting hairs over types of service. internal one-site business lans were never a function of telcos...there were AS400 Twinax and Token rings back in 85 to use as examples.

      Businesses might have trouble with certian lines, but I can't see what. Leased lines are thru the phone company, Cable broadband is thru the cable company tied to TV service, even WANs like T1 and OC92 are still tied to phone services.

    4. Re:The Offending Statute by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      or leases for his or her own use to provide himself or herself with services used as a substitute for any switched service or dedicated facility by which a dealer of communications services provides a communication path

      If you have the right statute (I can't tell myself, even RTFA'ing didn't help much), then I see two reasons why this wouldn't apply to a LAN, only to a WAN...

      First, no "dealer of communications services provides a communication path" between my upstairs and downstrairs computers. So, no problem here.

      Second, even if some company did decide to fill that niche, I could also consider myself a "dealer", selling bandwidth to myself for no cost. Thus, their 9.x percent tax amounts to zero. I don't mean this as a stupid semantic argument, either... If the law considers such a "service" as something that someone needs to provide, then it clearly can't exist without someone providing it (pretty much a reflexive statement). Thus, that "provider" would in effect act as a dealer of networking services. Since I did not charge myself to install my LAN, I clearly would owe nothing (if I lived in Florida, which thankfully I do not - That place has far more problems than just a LAN tax).

      Interestingly, on the second point - Since I work as an IT consultant, if I donate my services in administering a LAN to myself, does that mean I could write off the equvalent of one network admin's salary on my taxes as a business loss? Obviously I can't claim it as a charitable donation, but if they can try to tax it, why can't I call it a business loss? It has value. No one paid me. Loss.

    5. Re:The Offending Statute by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 1

      ...to provide himself or herself with services used as a substitute for any switched service or dedicated facility by which a dealer of communications services provides a communication path.

      I'm not sure, but it seems like what they are trying to do is tax systems that bypass the already in place "public goods" that we know as our local telecom. But my LAN is not a substitute for a service that is provided by my local telecom, so how can it be taxed under this wording? On the other hand, it sure looks like it could be used to tax my LAN's connection to the 'net, providing that connection is not alreday taxed.

    6. Re:The Offending Statute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, no "dealer of communications services provides a communication path" between my upstairs and downstrairs computers. So, no problem here.

      You could connect your two computers by connecting them both to the Internet via your ISP. So, arguably, a "dealer of communications services provides a path" between the two. In which case you would be liable for the taxes on the second ISP account, or the extra fees required by your ISP for dialing in twice on the same account, if you use dial-up and they allow that.

      Second, even if some company did decide to fill that niche, I could also consider myself a "dealer", selling bandwidth to myself for no cost. Thus, their 9.x percent tax amounts to zero. I don't mean this as a stupid semantic argument, either... If the law considers such a "service" as something that someone needs to provide, then it clearly can't exist without someone providing it (pretty much a reflexive statement).

      Don't know about Florida, but where I come from, taxes are assessed on what you SHOULD have paid for the goods/services, not what you did pay. Unless what you did pay was more than "fair market value", of course.

      As an example, some years ago, I bought a car for a couple grand from someone out of state. When I went to register it, I had to pay the difference in sales tax between what I paid there (based on the price I paid), and what I would have had to pay here (based on the Blue Book value, not on what I paid). Ended up paying about three times as much tax to register the car as when I bought it.

      SO, I expect that if you tried that, they'd tax you on what you should have paid, then tax you again on the income you should have gotten for providing the service.

    7. Re:The Offending Statute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But the key definition is that a communications service is explicitly NOT:

      (h) Internet access service, electronic mail service, electronic bulletin board service, or similar on-line computer services.

  64. Additional information by Ken+D · · Score: 1

    Apparently this enables taxing of PBX's too, as well as any WinXP box using Internet Connection Sharing or sharing a local printer! Link

  65. Cisco Tea party... by roofy · · Score: 3, Funny

    this reminds of the stamp act what are we going to dress like MCSE's and start throwing networking equipment into a nearby lake?

    1. Re:Cisco Tea party... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this reminds of the stamp act what are we going to dress like MCSE's and start throwing networking equipment into a nearby lake?

      Please, which lake are you going to throw this equipment into? I'll be sitting in my raft waiting to catch it like a Barry Bonds home run ball.

    2. Re:Cisco Tea party... by froschmann · · Score: 1

      I'm game.

    3. Re:Cisco Tea party... by feronti · · Score: 1

      What lake was that? I could dig some free Cisco gear... and a vacation to Florida to boot:)

    4. Re:Cisco Tea party... by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't you call it a lan party?

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    5. Re:Cisco Tea party... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of Tea Parties...

      Imagine is we had a Tea Party like the historical one today...

      Ashcroft would send in the national guard to "quell" the disobediance. Riots ensue, people get arrested. Our government is no longer on the side of the people.

  66. Old News by nicktripp · · Score: 1

    Funny, when I wrote about this last August, Slashdot didn't think it was good enough.

  67. Positive Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might force programmers to clean up their code and make more efficient LAN communication packages. Image, a more efficient computer system, inadvertently from the actions of government.

  68. It's that time of the month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And now people like Sharon Fox, the city of Tampa's tax revenue coordinator are pushing for enforcement

    Hey is it true the tax office name there is Taxpax?

    They do sound stuck up C^H

    Logged off.

    1. Re:It's that time of the month... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh that would of been funny if it wasn't for the tipo.

      X=M

      I'll get the hang of this keyboard. Honest.

  69. Dupe? by CatLord42 · · Score: 1

    Not wanting to troll, yet I haven't reviewed the older article or RTFA, but isn't this a rehash of Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs ?

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  70. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And just what the fuck are they going to do if I decide not to pay th&$793&&^^^^^^[NO CARRIER]

  71. My Guess is... by Kindaian · · Score: 1

    ... that the law only applies to "Public space" infrastructures.

    If you have your infrastructure in "Private space", then it doesn't apply.

    Anyway, we are talking about US... and we all know how clueless they are there...

  72. obBOFH ref by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Systems and Networks, this is Simon."

    "Hi. I'm having trouble accessing my files today."

    "Your username?"

    "SF3092."

    [clickety-click] "Sharon Fox, is it?"

    "That's right."

    [clickety-click rm -rf, you know the drill] "But you don't have any files!"

    "What? OMIGOD, my LAN tax proposal was in there!"

    "As if I didn't know."

    "Excuse me?"

    "I said 'I can't imagine where it could go.' Don't worry, we have it on backup."

    "Thank goodness."

    "It's engraved on a grain of rice. Bwah hahahaha!"

    "AAIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!"

    (with apologies to Simon)

  73. This will have little or no impact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on the residents of Florida. People who cannot figure out how to cast a vote are unlikely to own a computer.

  74. Depends on what exactly is taxed by billstewart · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This year's article isn't very clear on what's being taxed, but articles from last year when this silly concept was first noticed say that the tax is "9.17%", and aren't very clear on "9.17% of WHAT?"
    • 9.17% of your bits are belong to us!
    • Does this just mean an extra sales-like tax on buying LAN equipment, e.g. 9.17% on the $29 hub I bought, and maybe 9.17% of the $10 of CAT-5 cable I bought? That means that they need to go bug Radio Shack into being aware of extra taxes to collect at point of sale.
    • Some articles implied that it included taxing 9.17% on the depreciation that businesses take on their capital expenditures for equipment, or on the expenses they charge if they expense the cost. But homeowners don't do that kind of accounting, so that's 9.17% of Zero.
    • If it does cover the expense or depreciation cost of LAN equipment, does it also cover the cost of installation labor? Or just parts?
    • If you installed wiring for one purpose, and reuse it for something different, does that suddenly make it taxable or non-taxable?
    • Does the tax cover wireless equipment? Cordless phones? Cordless PBXs? Cell phones? What if the cell phone was free if you bought the service plan?
    • Isenberg's famous paper "The Stupid Network" advocates network architectures that are stupid in the middle and smart at the edges. Obviously a tax on "stupid networks" is a "stupid tax", and, like the lottery, this is also a real stupid tax.
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    1. Re:Depends on what exactly is taxed by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... can I choose which 9.17% of my bits go to Florida's dept of revenue? I'm sure they could make a MINT off of helping all those poor, oppressed people in Nigeria recover their thousands of US dollars!

      And pop-ups - I would like to send all of my pop-ups to Sharon Fox. Even if that means I end up paying more than 9.17%.

      Hell, I don't even live in Florida - I'm just trying to do my part for a state so obviously in need :-)

  75. Taxes Are For Other People by joel_archer · · Score: 1

    Don't tax you,
    don't tax me,
    tax that LAN,
    behind that router.

  76. California & Florida by $n1per · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Taxing internal LANs will have Florida seeing what California and Silicon Valley is now, all the major corporations in their state crossing the border.

  77. Any system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We have been informed that you have recently bought canned food and a piece of string. According to our information, these can be used to create a telephone system, thus you must pay the relevant taxes."

  78. Re:Really, isn't it time to do away with phone tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is probably a troll, but I'll bite.

    No, there aren't really cheaper ways of communicating from the middle of nowhere. Many areas of the midwest and west there is no reliable cell coverage (if at all), for instance. And how do you propose those people get internet access? If you're so sure there are cheaper ways, name one that will work in Middle-of-Nowhere, NE.

    Also, it may "cost less" to live in the middle of nowhere (that's debatable), but incomes are also significantly lower. And, where do you think the farmers are _going_ to live?

    Further, to turn the tables a bit, why should people in rural areas have their tax money used to pay for interstates in urban areas? You choose to work in a city, why should the rest of us pay more to support your choice?

  79. Tax a percentage of what? Packets? Meters of cab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What exactly is it a tax on. Yeah I know LANs. But the article says it will be a percentage. A percentage of what is the question :) The number of computers on the network? The number of users? The bandwidth used? ...

  80. Reminds me of England... by huchida · · Score: 1

    I know it's a different beast, but I can't help think this is similar to England's absurd tax on televsion sets.

  81. Knock, knock, knock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Who is it?

    Plumber!

    I didn't call a plumber. Who is it!?

    Flowers!

    Flowers for who?

    Plumber!

    Why you're that crazy Landshark aren't you?

    No ma'am, I'm just a dolphin. Will you let me in please?

    A dolphin? OK.

    Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!! You're not a dolphin. You're a filthy A LAN inspector!!!

    1. Re:Knock, knock, knock... by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish I had mod points. Brilliant.

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    2. Re:Knock, knock, knock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thenqverymush. Notice the knockoff below, posted 9 minutes later - it got a +5? Had to AC this because I was at work. Oh, well...

    3. Re:Knock, knock, knock... by k_stamour · · Score: 1

      Who is it? .....Land Shark....

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  82. Isn't it just like the government.... by DrDebug · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they can smell a way to tax something, they will. No matter that this may stifle growth in LANs that may lead to slower growth in OTHER areas in the economy that can be taxed more productively.

    Nooooooo..... Let's add a few cents here to their coffers NOW and let us LAN people pass it on to the users as a cost of doing business. Meanwhile, the people in control of the government (and the pursestrings) will have have some MORE cash to implement their little pork-barrel projects to keep them happy and elected.

    Remember voting day. My voting strategy--> If I don't have any preferences, I always vote the incumbant OUT. Otherwise they will start to build empires.

    Sorry folks. Rant off.

  83. Florida, that's strike 2. Let's not make it 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you hit 3, we're sawing you off and pushing you to Cuba.

  84. Or they'll just go wireless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can't very well tax wireless communications. Otherwise they'd need to tax radio, TV, and _voice_. By voice I mean talking to your friend on the street. That's a communications network.

  85. Nothing like England by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Informative

    You're right. It IS a completely different beast. The British TV license fee is a price well worth paying for the best public service broadcasting in the world. There's no comparison whatsoever between this and what is obviously a case of a bit of state law falling behind the times as technology marches on.

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    1. Re:Nothing like England by huchida · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Except it's (potentially, in the case of Florida) the government invading your home to check up on your consumer electronics setup, and collect taxes accordingly.

      And saying the fee is the reason for the quality of the BBC is flat-out wrong. It's a cultural sensibility, reflected not just in the TV but in novels, film, music...

    2. Re:Nothing like England by wagemonkey · · Score: 1
      And saying the fee is the reason for the quality of the BBC is flat-out wrong. It's a cultural sensibility, reflected not just in the TV but in novels, film, music...
      It's nice to be though of like that, and while I am still (mostly) proud to be English* you overlook other sterling examples of our cultural sensibilities:
      Our fine news media, the Sun, Star etc are the pinnacle of accurate sober reporting,
      Our film industry is wonderful, I hope that Sex Lives Of The Potato Men receives due recognition,
      Our football fans are the envy of the world...

      enough, we may have given the world Shakespeare etc, but we also provide lager louts and arguably the most extreme tabloid journalism.

      It's a bit like the US giving the world Twin Peaks and Married With Children, or Firefly and Jackass...

      * I used to be proud to be British, but then the Scots and Welsh started being so anti-English. Time for home-rule for England and let the others have their MPs back, but that's not going to happen soon because Tony Blair would be in trouble without the non-English constituencies. (Not a political dig but an observation).

  86. Reminds me of a song... by torgosan · · Score: 4, Funny

    With a tribute {and apologies} to George Harrison:

    (If you drive a car car) I'll tax the street
    (If you try to sit sit) I'll tax your seat
    (If you get too cold cold) I'll tax the heat
    (If you take a walk walk) I'll tax your feet
    (If you push 'trons on the wire) I'll tax your LAN
    (If you push them outside)I'll tax the WAN

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    1. Re:Reminds me of a song... by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Someone mod the parent up!

      They even hit cars with property tax now. Not just sales tax at purchase but annual property tax. Wait til they go after washers, dryers, and refrigerators.

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    2. Re:Reminds me of a song... by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      They even hit cars with property tax now. Not just sales tax at purchase but annual property tax. Wait til they go after washers, dryers, and refrigerators.

      So are you saying cars and appliances aren't propertry? Or that property shouldn't be taxed?

      I'm honestly *trying* to get outraged over this, but I can't quite figure out how.

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    3. Re:Reminds me of a song... by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Think of the length of time it lasts. They are taxing cars like houses or land. Not like items that wear out and get replaced every 8 - 10 years.

      The revolution will come when they try to tax sex.

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  87. Security by Tony · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Property taxes are based on the assumption that the government is the only thing standing between you and somebody else taking your property. The more property you have, the more the government protects for you, ergo, the more you pay in taxes.

    In practice, it's a bit different, of course; often property taxes are used to fund schools, which seems it should be based on the number of kids you have rather than the amount of property you own; but I don't complain, since a good education system is required for the future of any socieity.

    Of course, there are many good education systems in the world. And then there's what we have. Different issue, though.

    Anyway, property taxes are understandable.

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    1. Re:Security by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      which seems it should be based on the number of kids you have rather than the amount of property you own

      Not really, the logic for funding schools is more like "someone paid for your education now you pay for someone elses."

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    2. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Property taxes are based on the assumption that the government is the only thing standing between you and somebody else taking your property.

      Hmmm. So anti-gun states would thereby have the highest property tax rates. Makes sense to me!

    3. Re:Security by jmauro · · Score: 1

      It's more like the value of your property is directly related to the quality of the neighborhood. Using property taxes to pay for schools improves the neighborhood and would keep and/or increase the value of the property that paid for it.

    4. Re:Security by rblum · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the little fact that nobody really *owns* the land. (Yes, legally, you do. Morally, you don't - you can't create new land, so why is it yours if you didn't build it?)

      Property tax is also the land owner paying off all the others who can't use that particular piece of land.

    5. Re:Security by Trepalium · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's also for roads, maintaining the sewage system, fire dept, etc. Most of these things would be too expensive to let people 'opt out' of. If you don't pay your fire dept fees, and your building catches fire, the fire dept would only be making more work for themselves if they let your building burn to the ground, because it would contantly be threatening the neighbouring buildings. Likewise, it makes more sense for there to be one authority on the construction material, width, etc of the road around your property, and the sewage system needs to all be hooked up properly. It may be hard for libertarians to believe, but sometimes there are things that central control via a government just works better.

      I'd hate to think of how a privately owned road system would work like. Death of a thousand paper cuts seems to spring to mind.

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    6. Re:Security by gid · · Score: 1

      Heh, that's kinda like paying someone your lunch money so they don't beat you up. If you don't pay you're property tax, they'll take your land away from you.

      Borderlines on the brink of extortion if you ask me. :)

    7. Re:Security by gid · · Score: 1

      ack! s/you're/your/ /. needs an edit button, or at the bare minimum an append button.

    8. Re:Security by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      Why people without kids continue to fail to see the link between quality schools (or at least the perception of quality) and higher property values is beyond me. Or the link between good schools and fewer dumb/desperate kids committing crimes in their neighborhoods....

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    9. Re:Security by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Based on the quality of "educated kids" in Florida, I want a fucking refund.

      The way to reduce the number of dumb/desperate kids is to encourage poor/uneducated people NOT TO HAVE MORE FUCKING CHILDREN THAN THEY CAN AFFORD. Quality of education aside, I DO object to paying for some moron's inability to keep it in his pants.

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    10. Re:Security by MacDork · · Score: 1

      Property taxes are based on the assumption that the government is the only thing standing between you and somebody else taking your property. The more property you have, the more the government protects for you, ergo, the more you pay in taxes.

      I think you're confusing property taxes with the 2nd Amendment. There is nothing anywhere in the Constitution of the United States that declares it to be the government's duty to protect you. Your protection is your problem.

      In practice, it's a bit different, of course; often property taxes are used to fund schools

      Until your state gets a lottery :-/

    11. Re:Security by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      so why is it yours if you didn't build it?

      because I fucking BOUGHT it. There's nothing immoral about that. I'm not obligated to allow the homeless or the insane to use my land because I didn't create it. It's mine because I paid for the legal deed to it.

      You'd prefer maybe squatter's law, where I blow the head off of any tresspasser?

      If you're suggesting that we should have some marxist "utopia" where everyone can go where he pleases and borrow from his fellows (without asking) as he wishes, I think you should watch your fellow man in a public park sometime and consider whether you want that person in your living room at his whim. Yea. The old greasy guy in the trenchcoat looking at your kids with a wierd look in his eye.

      fucking hippies...

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    12. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're suggesting that we should have some marxist "utopia" where everyone can go where he pleases and borrow from his fellows (without asking) as he wishes, I think you should watch your fellow man in a public park sometime and consider whether you want that person in your living room at his whim. Yea. The old greasy guy in the trenchcoat looking at your kids with a wierd look in his eye.

      And who do you think you're replying to?

    13. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have kids and I understand why we need good schools, or the perception of them. What us single people don't understand is why the people with the kids get a tax break on them.

    14. Re:Security by VdG · · Score: 1

      But imagine you're the child of one of these rabbit-like scroungers. It's not *your* fault that dad didn't "keep it in his pants." Failure to provide decent education just increases the liklihood that you end up the same.

    15. Re:Security by rblum · · Score: 1

      You bought it from whom? Why is he the rightful owner? Who's the original owner?

      In fact, in case you're American, we don't even need to get back to the fact that the first owner just took the land by squatters law - your pre-owners stole it from the previous owners.

      And if you pay close attention, I did *not* suggest that you can just borrow as you please - but you took posession of a piece of land that belongs to everybody - so you might DAMN WELL PAY SOME TAXES FOR IT.

      Otherwise, it *is* squatters law.

  88. I don't buy your assessments. by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    But then again, I saw the fnords. =p

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  89. Another reason why Florida sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, it doesn't suck as much as all the other states.

  90. Tax Evasion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't keep track of your network traffic could you be charged with Tax evasion?

  91. Bogus tax? by Mudd+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can understand taxation of usage of the telephone network because the government subsidized the original construction of this network and continues to subsidize it's maintenance. I don't understand how one can justify taxing a company's private telephone network, let alone their computer network. The government provides no infrastructure for either! Sounds like a blatant revenue grab to me.

    Are they going to tax home LANs, too?

  92. Tangible Tax by taumeson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure, if the government is subsidizing a system, but when a company or individual acquires or builds something for themselves, what right does someone else have to came and lay claim to your efforts?

    Besides having business income taxes, Florida also has a tangible tax system, which says that all business must pay taxes based on their assets. So if you have 10 computers, a router and a switch, you already have to pay taxes SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU OWN THEM.

    Florida is king of the weird taxes.

    1. Re:Tangible Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't. Florida has an intangible tax system. You're thinking of states that tax personal property. That tax is typically referred to as an ad-valorem tax, meaning that one pays based on the value of an item.

    2. Re:Tangible Tax by merdark · · Score: 0

      Wow. We don't even have a tax like that here in Canada. We do, however, pay property tax based on the size of our houses, which is a similar concept. Great part is, the government sometimes decides to pay an realator to *estimate* the value of your house. Of course this estimation is MUCH higher than the actual value. Then they go and say, well, since we forgot to get this estimation earlier, you now have to pay us back taxes too!

      So they are taxing US for their incompatance. Nice eh?

      Disclaimer: I'm sure I dont' really understand our tax system well, but someone I know claimed this happened to her.

    3. Re:Tangible Tax by aziraphale · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, that isn't so weird if you think about it. Companies are taxed in most places on their profits; it's usually called corporation tax or something similar. But if the only way you counted profits was to, once a year, check each company's bank balance and take away a percentage of it, it wouldn't take companies long to figure out that, just before you come round to check their bank balance, they can use all their money to buy a bunch of stuff, zeroing their bank balance, and ending up instead with just a bunch of office equipment, then sell the stuff the next month, and get pretty much all their money back.

      So, most tax officials figured that it was best to tax the company on the total value of all its realisable assets. So, if you own a bunch of office equipment, you get to pay tax on that too - simply because you own it.

      I reckon if you can find a state that doesn't tax business assets, you'd find it would be the registered tax address of a lot of companies who don't even do business there, and that all of those companies books would show that they had very small bank balances, but rather more office furniture and real estate assets than they need just to get their job done...

    4. Re:Tangible Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida counties tax properties on the cost, not size. E.g. I moved into a $250,000 house 9 months ago, which is slightly smaller that my neighbors, who have lived in theirs for 15 years. My property tax is 3x greater than next door.

    5. Re:Tangible Tax by taumeson · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are an idiot.

      I just supervised an inventory or our computer equipment for "tangible tax" purposes.

      You're right about it being ad valorem, though. You're just confused about what that means.

    6. Re:Tangible Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice the end-of-year sales so many businesses have? I'm not talking about the Christmas sales, but the ones after that, or in businesses that don't get a big boost out of Christmas.

      Mostly, those sales are designed to reduce inventory, since they are taxed on their inventory at year's end. So, less inventory in hand January 1 (or whatever day local law has chosen as the "end of the tax year") means less taxes....

    7. Re:Tangible Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they have no state income tax....

  93. Re:I don't want to sound critical of the fine peop by flafish · · Score: 1

    It is just you. And the dumb voters who don't take the time to check their ballots. And include the nut case from Tampa in there too!

  94. Bring it on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Land-line, eh? Bring it on, Florida will be the first state that goes completely wi-fi!

  95. Where is the FLORIDA tag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    er, wait, I thought I was on Fark. Carry on.

  96. Four words: by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    Georgia's on my mind

  97. Seen this before... by Parsa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've come across this before but I dont' remember where. I work for a State Agency in the MIS department and I asked the MIS supervisor who passed the question on up the chain.

    This article is true, but it's in the process of being changed. The wording is going to be fixed.

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  98. Florida ponders losing lots of biz to Alabama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Florida ponders losing lots of biz to Alabama, seriously if you are a networking company are you going to stay in Florida? hell no ! 'Bama for me!

  99. Great example of government at work by steveha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is exactly why I want to see government pushed as low on the stack as possible. Don't do something at the federal level if you can do it at the state level. Don't do it at the state level if you can do it at the county or city level.

    Right now we are looking at Florida doing this. If Florida is stupid enough to pull this, people and businesses in Florida at least have the option to go to a different state. Imagine if it were a Federal tax law.

    This is also a great example of why laws should be clearly written. A few years back, there was an initiative in Washington state with some vague provisions. The anti- guys pointed out that with some broad interpretation, the initiative would give some really broad powers to the government; the backers of the initiative said "Don't be silly, no one would ever interpret the law that way." Oh, really?

    Vague laws are ticking time bombs.

    steveha

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  100. They should read the law, as I have by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Informative
    I live in Tampa and read the law. This is what I found to be important:
    (3) "Communications services" means the transmission, conveyance, or routing ... The term does not include:

    (a) Information services.
    ...
    (h) Internet access service, electronic mail service, electronic bulletin board service, or similar on-line computer services.

    And

    (7) "Information service" means the offering of a capability for generating, acquiring, storing, transforming, processing, retrieving, using, or making available information via communications services, including, but not limited to, electronic publishing, web-hosting service, and end-user 900 number service.

    And
    (16) "Substitute communications system" means any telephone system, or other system capable of providing communications services, which a person purchases, installs, rents, or leases for his or her own use to provide himself or herself with services used as a substitute for any switched service or dedicated facility by which a dealer of communications services provides a communication path.

    IANAL, but the way I read this, computer networks can not be "Substitute communications system" because "communications services" does not include "Information services", "Internet access service", "similar on-line computer services".

    This is just another instance of government officials not understanding the technology they are trying to tax, regulate, and legislate.

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    1. Re:They should read the law, as I have by tesmerjg · · Score: 1

      IANAL.

      The way I see it, a the tax will be due on the substitute communications system, i.e. your monthly VOIP bill. Since the LAN is not a substitute for an existing switched system (hence the word "local"), it is not a "substitute communications system". Perhaps a VPN traversing the Internet would be?

      Given the definition of an SCS...
      (16) "Substitute communications system" means any telephone system, or other system capable of providing communications services, which a person purchases, installs, rents, or leases for his or her own use to provide himself or herself with services used as a substitute for any switched service or dedicated facility by which a dealer of communications services provides a communication path.
      Taxing the use of a LAN to provide access to an existing Internet service is not the intent of this. Taxing the use of a VOIP carrier is the intent of this bill, as you avoid paying the existing communications tax when you use a VOIP provider.

      BTW, you do not currently pay this tax on your Internet access, as Internet access is not a defined communications service.

      I can also see this taxing a mobile repair service's dispatch radio, now given the prevalance of cell phones and walkie-talkie type devices.

      I think the whole trick to understanding this is that you must think like a politician in order to understand it. Things like this only come about because people try to avoid taxes. As I understand the history of this legislation, it was levied on organizations that had the capacity to build a substitute communications network that could effectivly bypass the taxation of existing telecommunications services. If you're already paying taxes on your communications services, then you cannot be taxed again - but if you're not (i.e. Internet service is not taxed in FL), then you may have to begin paying it.

  101. tax on what? by jdkane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The LAN is already paid for because the equipment has been paid for and the bits and bytes being sent around the network are being paid for through the electrical bill. There's nothing left to pay for -- and you would think it's impossible to pay for nothing -- but obviously not in today's world. And that's my opinion.

    1. Re:tax on what? by aziraphale · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just how do you think taxation actually works?

      Taxes aren't about paying for the things on which they are levied. When I buy something from the store and pay sales tax, that sales tax isn't paying for the item I purchased - it's paying for the existence of the government. When I pay tax on my income, that's not paying for the provision of my services - it's paying for the government again. So, just because I paid a copmpany for some LAN equipment, and the electricity company some money for the electricity to power it, makes NO DIFFERENCE to whether or not the government can tax it. the government can tax what it likes, when it likes, up to whatever level the people can stand, or demand, according to its political and fiscal inclinations. Hell, way back when, in my country, they used to tax people for having windows (not Windows, although that's not such a bad idea...) on their houses - not at the point of sale, but annually - just because it was as good an indication as any of the wealth of a house owner.

      Taxation is just a way for governments to pull a little bit of money out of the economy as it moves round. Remember, money isn't created or destroyed (At least not by taxation), simply handed from one person to another. When I hand some money to a shopkeeper, he has to give a bit of it to the government. When I own assets, like houses, which have a certain value, the government takes that to mean I have a bit of cash available, and asks to take a bit of it each year. When I do work for someone and they pay me, I have to give a bit of that to the government. But all that money comes back out of the government once again (albeit unevenly distributed so that a lot of it ends up in the private bank accounts of large investors in big public suppliers, but a large proportion ends up as wages of teachers, payments to suppliers of tarmac, welfare payments, and so on - point is, it flows round the economy in much the same way as the bit of the money you spend that doesn't go to the government did).

      All taxation is is friction. It slows the rush of money round the economy and diverts some of it according to overarching social need, rather than individual preferences.

    2. Re:tax on what? by alanwj · · Score: 1
      The LAN is already paid for because the equipment has been paid for ... the bits and bytes being sent around the network are being paid for ... There's nothing left to pay for
      No no no! Now you have to pay for the SYNERGY gained from the combination of things you've already paid for.
  102. famous hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The LAN tax is a famous hoax. I'm surprised
    the trib falled for it.

    1. Re:famous hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised the trib falled for it.

      So you are a graduate of a Hillsborough County school, no?

  103. Yes, you sure missed a few things. by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Your new need for fire protection, police protection, fresh water, road access, sewage service, educational facilities, and hospital facilities

    • The government doesn't protect from you fire. They might put you out (later!) if you light up, but you'll pay for any damage, and you certainly won't be protected. Firefighters arrive after the fire starts. You can only protect yourself. The insurance lottery and smoke detectors is how you do so. The fire department... no. They might protect you from a form of flashover if your neighbor burns, but what if you don't have any neighbors and in fact have a carefully tended firebreak, as I do? Should you pay for fire "protection" then?

    • Police arrive after you've been victimized. Usually long after the fact. At which time they typically proceed to annoy the living shit out of you in your time of misery. They don't protect you (hell, they don't even show up in your neighborhood unless they're going to serve someone with a warrant or give some driver a traffic ticket - police have changed their major role from serving the public, to serving the political trough instead. They tell you what you can smoke, what kind of sex you can or can't have, and in Georgia can even arrest you if you have your labia pierced. Now they'll be showing up because you didn't pay Joe Politico for a LAN you built and paid for - welcome to the oughta-be revolution.)

    • I have a well. I had to dig it at great cost. I also have a water treatment system - reverse osmosis, cruft removal, all of that. Why should I pay for your water too?

    • Road access I'll buy. Also any other true infrastructure costs: Telecomm, heat, power, transport, defense assuming the government is in, or gets into, them.

    • I have a septic system, which I had to dig and connect and so forth at great cost. Why should my building a house make me liable for your sewage costs?

    • I quit high school and I have no children. I don't use the educational system (and I'm a lot better of for it, frankly - it's designed as lowest common denominator until about Master's level.)

    • If I go to a hospital, I have to pay. I'm not low income, so I get no free lunch. I do have to pay taxes for the freeloaders, but I won't get that back if I am sick. I can, of course, indulge in the insurance lottery, a government sponsored "get rich quick" plan for the insurance agencies.

    Looks to me like they're just taxing me to pay for someone else. Not because I cut my trees and built my house.

    It's definitely past time to throw the tea back in the harbor.

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    1. Re:Yes, you sure missed a few things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Should you pay for fire "protection" then?

      Well, they will put out the fire as fast as they can. They might save most of the house. The fire department will also be there in large fires that can clear your firebreak (I live in SoCal. Brush clearance only goes so far.) They will rescue you in a flood, or if you fall down a ravine hiking. They will send paramedics if you call. The fire department is one agency I would never criticize too much.

      Police arrive after you've been victimized.

      You want them to wait around for something to happen? (They will if you show evidence that it might, and want them to.) If you make an real emergency call, they will try to get there as fast as possible. Yes they are more likely to be in your neighborhood serving a warrent than just checking up, because they are underfunded and overworked.

      I had a very minor traffic collision a little while back. I gave the guy my licence number, insurance, all that stuff. He threatened me and left without so much as telling me his name. I called the sherriff, the deputy they sent out (quickly, I might add), was very polite and professional, and went to to guy's house and had him cough up the appropriate information. No hassle, no citations, no problems. Serving the public exactly like you would want.

      I quit high school and I have no children. I don't use the educational system (and I'm a lot better of for it, frankly - it's designed as lowest common denominator until about Master's level.)

      Ahh, spoken like a true high school dropout. How do you know what it's like if you haven't been there? I'll admit that it could be a heck of a lot better, but then, I could have gone to a much better college, too. The fact that you didn't use it doesn't mean that it's not there for you, or for your children. It also benefits you by raising the standards all around you. Society benefits from public education. Government is there to help society benefit.

      If I go to a hospital, I have to pay.

      You have to pay, if you can. You cannot be denied emergency services in this country. Sometimes that involves expensive things like helicopters to get you to the hospital. They don't run a credit check before they call the helicopter. I agree that it isn't quite fair to have those with the means to pay for the care of those without, but it's a much nicer place than if we just let the sick and injured die in the streets, or had to provide a credit card to the 911 operator.

      You sound like a hard working person who has earned your spot in life. I applaud you for that. You also sound anti-social, and you don't appreciate that a stroke of bad luck could put you in a position to need these services like so many other people.

    2. Re:Yes, you sure missed a few things. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Man, so easy. Let's go.

      The government doesn't protect from you fire.

      You're not paying them to protect you from fire. You're paying them to put out the fire in your yard/house/whatever. You're also paying them to put out the fire in your beat-up old car when you drive into town occasionally. You're paying them to put out the fire on the grocery store where you buy your food, on the building you work in (assuming you don't work at home), on the houses/forest/land around you. Everywhere, all the time. You're not just paying them to put it out, either. YOu're paying them to do it quickly, to arrive quickly. You're paying for 3 guys/engine to sit around 24 hours a day and wait for a call to a fire. Sure, the grocery store and your job and so forth all pay their own share of the taxes, right? Great! If I didn't pay my taxes and I had to wait 4 months for the grocery store to reopen because it took them that long to repair the building when the fire department showed up hours late due to lack of funding, well, I think that pretty much settles that.

      Not to mention that in some municipalities, like mine, EMS and Fire are the same people.

      Police arrive after you've been victimized.

      Uhhh, no. Police patrol. Police investigate crimes. Sure, the serial killer got 5 people already, but if you're the 6th person do you really want to pay your taxes so the police can continue investigating the serial killer? Police also come in when people start rioting to keep the riot contained. I'd hate to see the Mardi Gras riots spill into my neighborhood (yes, I realize that police are part of the problem, different argument). You're also paying for the cops to chase the guy that held up the albertson's down the street with a knife, and then hid in the woods behind my house. They weren't trying to stop Albertson's from being victimized, at that point, they were trying to stop others from being victimized. So, yeah, you're paying for valuable services from the police, like it or not, and there's bad with the good, no argument there, but there is good that you pay for.

      I have a well. I had to dig it at great cost. I also have a water treatment system - reverse osmosis, cruft removal, all of that. Why should I pay for your water too?

      Most utilities will give you a rebate and/or not charge you at all if you grow your own, so to speak. As far as taxes and stuff, great, you've got a well in my watershed. You damn well better be responsible with your well. Your paying taxes to keep other people responsible for their wells, after all. So you've just got your own little piece of the watershed, and your taxes will pay for much more of that. They'll also keep the God Dam manned in case of heavy rains/light rains, which will naturally keep electricity flowing to your house (you didn't mention generating your own electricity). If not your house, your telephone, at least, and the streetlamps (although the one in front of my house doesn't work, the bastards), and so forth.

      If it was a simple as "Oh, gee, I've got my own well, now give me a cookie" you'd already have it. But it's not, and it's never going to be.

      I have a septic system, which I had to dig and connect and so forth at great cost. Why should my building a house make me liable for your sewage costs?

      Again, most utility companies will provide a rebate for such things, or just won't charge you for sewage/drainage. IN any case, you are also paying for those regulatory bodies that prevent people from just dumping their sewage in the watershed that feeds your well.

      # I quit high school and I have no children. I don't use the educational system (and I'm a lot better of for it, frankly - it's designed as lowest common denominator until about Master's level.)

      Great, so after 9-11 years of schooling, you quit school. Now pay for the years you did go. Also pay to make sure the idiot down the block ha

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    3. Re:Yes, you sure missed a few things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government doesn't protect from you fire. They might put you out (later!) if you light up, but you'll pay for any damage, and you certainly won't be protected.

      They protect you from fire when your neighbor sets their house on fire.

      Police arrive after you've been victimized.

      But, in theory, before the next guy is.

      I don't really understand water and electricity though, I mean it's not like you aren't billed separately for those.

    4. Re:Yes, you sure missed a few things. by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      The government doesn't protect from you fire. They might put you out (later!) if you light up, but you'll pay for any damage, and you certainly won't be protected. Firefighters arrive after the fire starts. You can only protect yourself. The insurance lottery and smoke detectors is how you do so. The fire department... no. They might protect you from a form of flashover if your neighbor burns, but what if you don't have any neighbors and in fact have a carefully tended firebreak, as I do? Should you pay for fire "protection" then?

      Many of the communities here charge the business for the expense of putting out the fire. So not only do you pay to have the service if you don't use it, you pay actual cost if you use it as well.

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  104. Lack of personal income tax! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's the lack of personal income tax to blame. They're expecting to fund the state off the tourists...but with the economic downturn not many people are vacationing...hence the need for "chicken" taxes...similar to the old days when the Noble used to charge taxes "just because". They're poor and have to keep inventing stuff to tax so they create taxes on phones, merchandizing fixtures, and other stuff that business primarily have so the serfs don't have to be bothered with paying their own way. It's cheap for seniors, but the only jobs for working folk are all low wage "tourist" jobs.

  105. The good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I as a native of south Florida, I demand a tax recount!

  106. Florida taxes BITS, too! by jreiser · · Score: 1

    The Florida Intangibles Tax is a tax on stock ownership, which in effect is a tax on bits because nearly all stock ownership is just an electronic record. (Then there's Oklahoma, whose personal property tax [used to?] require that you list every physical book that you own, and pay tax accordingly.)

    1. Re:Florida taxes BITS, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Louisiana requires you to pay state sales tax on mail-order (and internet) purchases. And on anything else you buy out of state, come to that.

      Fortunately, they make it easy for you - you just check off the "I bought some stuff out of state" box on your tax return, write in the total value of all such purposes, figure the taxes, and send it off.

      Surprisingly, I don't know anyone who has ever purchased anything out of state. Even though we live a couple miles from the state line.

  107. Holy shit, I live in Tampa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I may have to pay tax if my five year old daughter uses her computer upstairs to play a game running on my box in my den. Seriously, she has an old computer in her room set up to log in to her account on my main Debian machine to play kid-type games.

  108. the best place to mention this by cyberworm · · Score: 1

    Exactly what are they taxing? Are they taxing the use of the actual wires or are they taxing by the amount of bandwidth? If it's either of these things I would see it as double taxation. If sales tax is paid on the cabling when it was originally purchaed, then they got their money and should piss off. Same deal with bandwidth (IMO). If they paid sales tax on their routers switches and hubs, then the government already got their money and once again may go piss off.

    If they are trying to tax based on usage, like bandwidth used hourly, that would seem like taxing someone for riding their bike across their backyard even after that person has paid property taxes.

    I might be way oversimplifying things here but that is what I see. can anyone shed any insight?

  109. Actually... by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 1

    Here in Florida we refer to it as "God's Waiting Room." It just sounds funnier that way for some reason. I can't really complain though. Because of the snowbirds and the tourists I don't have to pay a state tax.

  110. I'd Give My $0,02... by theatre_freak · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but I think it'd be best to save it for when my state decides to tax my home LAN.

  111. Quit being by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a selfish little bitch and think about others for a change.

  112. A lan has value by panxerox · · Score: 0

    beyond the value of its component parts. It is a value added construct, the sum total of the combination of sysadmins, linelayers and equipment. They are taxable, the reason it hasent been taxed is that government is glacialy slow to pick up on new things but government is required by state constitiutions (at least in my state and many others) to tax anything that has value. If you would rather not tax lans and have the money raised by homestead taxes that's fine. Anyway by the time Florida figures out how to tax lans they will evolve into something else. IAAA (i am a assessor)

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  113. My linksys is worth $100,000,000,000 in revenue by Cumstien · · Score: 1

    If we take all the linear TX and RX points between a computer and the access point. Then map all the maximum distances from the computer or device to the access point until a 3D map is rendered. Next calculate all the possible points inbetween the minimum and maximum TX and RX. My name is not Euclid, but I'm pretty sure my crappy 802.11b Lynksys is worth $100,000,000,000 in taxable revenue!

    mwuhahahahahaha, mwuhahahaha, muwhahahahaha

    okay, that's enough.

  114. Cut it off. by evilnissan · · Score: 1

    Can we please just Give Flordia to Cuba or somthing.

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  115. From the state that brought you Election 2000... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks Florida!

    You gave us the Elian Gonzalez debackle, Kathleen Harris's overthrow of democracy, and now, taxation on networking.

    Fan-fucking-tastic. Anything else you want to do?

  116. Libertarianism and national vs. local laws by tepples · · Score: 1

    It may be hard for libertarians to believe, but sometimes there are things that central control via a government just works better.

    Many minarchist libertarians recognize this and seem to be against power of a federal government more than against power of local governments. Can you think of something where governing on a higher level (federal vs. state, state vs. local) has big advantages over governing on a lower level?

    1. Re:Libertarianism and national vs. local laws by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Mostly in setting standards, I'd say. What side of the road everyone will drive on, what the road signs will look like, penalties for crimes that everyone agrees is wrong, etc. Another good role would be perhaps reducing the tendancy of people to be xenophobic. I don't know about history of the US states, but in Canada, individual provinces in the past have tried to set up inter-provincial trade tarrifs, despite them being prohibited.. Basically encouraging everyone to play nice with each other.

      Then again, I'm Canadian, and really like the federal health care system. Not being financially ruined because of a health problem is nice.

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    2. Re:Libertarianism and national vs. local laws by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      I'd say defense. Sure each state could be responsible for having a military to protect against attack, but it sucks for you if an enemy attacks and the states/counties next to you decided they didn't need a defense budget.

  117. Sex tax by tepples · · Score: 1

    The revolution will come when they try to tax sex.

    Many U.S. states collect a sales tax on condoms.

    1. Re:Sex tax by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is prostitution (where legal) in Nevada charged a sales tax...or is it a use tax?

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  118. Well... by MattC413 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Florida tax auditor found strangled with cat 5 . Police baffled. "Why anyone would use a network cable is beyond us stated........


    Given the ignorance of the media on technology issues, I'd expect the closing of that breaking news to be "cats 1 through 4 unavailable for comment."
  119. Send Sharon Fox a Message ... Literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Web Form to mail Sharon Fox

    Ask her to clarify her position.

  120. Property Tax by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't taxing a company's LAN already be covered as property tax? A LAN, with all its cabling and equipment, would be lumped in with all the other stuff considered as capital property.

    So a tax targeted at LAN's would be a duplication, aka "double taxation." Not that that distinction has ever bothered tax hungry governments.

    Ob reference:
    Let me tell you how it will be
    There's one for you, nineteen for me
    'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.
    Should five per cent appear too small
    Be thankful I don't take it all
    'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman.
    If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
    If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
    If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
    If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
    Don't ask me what I want it for
    If you don't want to pay some more
    'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.
    Now my advice for those who die
    Declare the pennies on your eyes
    'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
    And you're working for no one but me.
    - The Beatles, Tax Man

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  121. There is no substitute for a LAN by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    So you'd be off the hook, right? I don't see alternate offered by the telco [not that I mean to give them ideas...]


    Besides, I am sure [well pretty sure] that communications would be construed as being person-to-person, outside of the house.


    Otherwise they could tax your for yelling down the stairs rather than phoning your wife two rooms down!

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  122. They're dumb enough to elect a Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't even fill out ballots to vote right.

    That's probably how the Bush's get elected in the first place...

    And why they had to stop anyone from getting an accurate count of the votes, too.

  123. Florida you say? by c0ldfusi0n · · Score: 1

    Does that means we can ask for a recount on our tax bills?

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  124. Apples and Oranges by Dark+Bard · · Score: 1

    Laws were in place that specificially banned indescriminate copying of copyrighted material. RIAA wasn't capitalizing on the vagueness of the law. The practise of pirating music was banned and most people were aware of it. The intent of the law in Florida was to tax long distance use of LAN systems that avoided using local or long distance phone charges, not inner home use. The one thing that could get hit legitimately are web based phone calls. They avoid the tax and would in theory fall under the law. It's kind of like the ban on using farm use gasoline in cars. It avoids the road tax. Most farms actually pay a gas tax on a percentage of the fuel they store so they can use it in their road vehicles.

  125. OK by me.... by mckyj57 · · Score: 1

    ...if they enforce it on all of the Florida spammers first.

  126. Hmm... Guess Tampa would like 0% tax base. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, yeah, I could see businesses leaving the city in droves. Give it 5 years, and no one will work in that town. Then probably the civic pass-time in that town will be hunting down the City Council members in hiding and beating them to death.

  127. sounds like economicsuicide by alizard · · Score: 1
    No one knows exactly how much more would be collected by enforcing the broader definition of the tax. The rate varies statewide, ranging from 9.17 percent to 18.07 percent depending on local option assessments.

    Does this include the network or all the computers connected to it?

    If the second... businesses will be looking for places to move right after they get their tax bills, this is worse than MS tax and one doesn't even get a bug-ridden OS to show for it. The ones that will stay will be those who primarily serve local customers, and they're going to have to increase cost to the customers immediately to cover the tax.

    Anybody seen the proposed enforcement rules?

  128. (^8 to iraq! by watermodem · · Score: 1

    Just nationalize these goons (like drafting) and send them to Iraq to help set up their taxing structures. It would be interesting to measure the time it takes these folks to learn flexiblity!

  129. This is why we pay way too much for access.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid ideas like this tax and because it's to offset some ancient costing structure model of "so many cents" to transmit a few hundred bytes of data in 1972, look how long it took phone co's to go electronic exchanges, here in vancouver, BC canada, the provincial phone company (american owned) (in the early 80's), had mechanical switches serving about 1.5 million people, and they didn't get rid of that crap until people (who moved here from back east) couldn't believe there was no electronic exchanges here, so BCTEll was so embarased, that they did get rid of them, but you can see parallels here with this really stupid tax on LANS, what is this, more wellfare for the phone companies, just like MASSIVE millitary spending WELLFARE for defense contrators.....give me a break!!! no wonder it costs $40/month for slow "high-speed" internet, all the phone co. backbone systems need their $$$$$ for pushing bits around which amounts to fiber-optic systems that don'r really do that much...it's no wonder that most PC's in the world are based on that stupid Intel architecture and run idiot Windows software... the human race is wayyyy beyond stupifd....(oops)

  130. Highway Robbery by leereyno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't give a damn what the government buys with the money they steal, the point is that they don't have any right to it in the first place.

    Misapplication of the law for the purpose of generating revenue is nothing short of extortion. This law was not passed for the purpose they are trying to use it for. It is therefore an abuse of power which it is the duty of every citizen of the state of Florida to resist.

    Lee

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    1. Re:Highway Robbery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uhm, *move* then. I'm sure right now in Iraq no one is too concerned with collecting those taxes that all of those *fatcats* in Washington keep creating! Seriously, those taxes are for *you* and everyone else. Although I find it completely fair to tax rich people more, they are getting less by percentage from their tax money then you are. You're getting the same stuff as rich people, but at much less cost (unless you *are* rich). Granted, I do find this tax rather stupid. Just don't say the government is stealing your money, because you're completely free to a) revolt, or b) move.

      Viva la revolution!

    2. Re:Highway Robbery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take the needle out of your arm.

    3. Re:Highway Robbery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Air America.

      The purpose of taxation is to support the government. Government is simply an agreed upon system by which power and authority will delegated and exercised. The revenue it generates through taxation is for its own benefit.

      Those taxes are not *for* me, they are *from* me, at least they would be if I lived in Florida. The money I have to hand over to the state is money I don't benefit from. I'm willing to hand over a certain ammount of my wealth to the government because I understand that government is a necessary evil and that it is better that I pay for it than someone else who might not share my beliefs on how it should be organized and run. That doesn't mean I'm going to hand over most of my earnings to the state so that it can decide how it should be spend or who it should be spent upon. This isn't mother Russia and if it ever starts to look like it is becoming that way you can be VERY sure that there are plenty of people like myself who will respond with armed revolt.

      You know what, I don't even know why I'm bothering to respond to your sophmoric nonsense. I'd be willing to bet you're either a damned yankee or from the people's republic of commiefornia, am I right?

  131. That's easy by r_j_prahad · · Score: 1

    You just tax the ISP and have them collect it for you. You don't have a LAN you say? Then you'll have to file a form at the end of the year to get a refund.

    No problem is insurmountable when it comes to a governmental entity generating a revenue stream. If they're entitled to it, they'll find a way to get it.

  132. Re:sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot: where racism against Indians is OK...

    Only for a minority of Americans who can't grasp the concept of globalisation, and can't fathom that it was the United States itself that lead the drive towards a world-wide economy (And still does). They're bitter idiots.

  133. I don't get toll roads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Live in northern WI, I'm a cheesehead.

    To get to Nawlins, I go a little west to I39. Illinois interstates are good, and I avoid Chicago's lousy roads beaten into junk by overweight trucks. PA is the same, the toll roads are awful and the free interstates are newly paved with child friendly rest stops. And the PA turnpike is just getting worse as its rebuilding goes on.

    The IL Tristate Tollway Authority was going to be disbanded 10 years ago after the bonds were retired. The current tolls go entirely to payroll, nothing to maint. Can't you people govern yourselves?

  134. Strange taxes in other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might be offtopic but as ridiculous as it sounds, countries like ireland actuall tax their population for having a television! every year they must pay the government for a "television liscence", its about $20 USD and need one liscence per television. Unlike this, they keep record of televisions sold and who they were sold to to tax the people appropriately.

  135. Enforceable? by j.bellone · · Score: 1

    How would they tax a LAN exactly? I've never heard of something like this (never even thought of something like this). Would it be per computer, or just the network hardware that you own. Either way that would suck, and would really kill anybody wishing to hold a worthwhile LAN-party down there in the Sunshine state.

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  136. Official Theft by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    It's not bullshit, but it is a common misconception. Government workers DO pay taxes just like everyone else. However, many of them also get a bunch of perks that more than offset that. For example, a lot of my state assemblymen are driving around in $35,000 cars that I helped to pick up most of the cost of. A lot of them are picking up suits and shoes on my dime. They're picking up meals, flights, and hotel rooms... on my hard earned money. They're redecorating their offices with my money. On top of all that, I'm helping to pay them more than twice my annual salary so that they can bicker like stupid little children with the governor and not put a budget through until it's almost time for the next year's budget talks to start.

    When it's all said and done, you may still have to pay your taxes, yes, but it sure ain't gonna hurt to sit in a government position picking up perks on everyone else's tab.

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    1. Re:Official Theft by the+morgawr · · Score: 1

      He's saying the GOVERNMENT (i.e. the tax office) won't be paying the tax. After all, it's silly to charge yourself for something. And in most places government agencies are exempt from most taxes.

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    2. Re:Official Theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since any money charged to the government in taxes is just going back to the government i would say that the government would lose money because of having to process it, thus having to raise taxes.

  137. Another way by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    This is yet another way, in which we have elected these people to screw us.

    That is like in my state, until recently every year you would have to pay personal property tax on everything you owned "of value". Once paid you got a sticker that you place on your vehicle windshield.
    Even if all you owned was a beater car, and you owed no personal property tax on it, you were forced to pay the $25 for the sticker.
    Now in Fla it may be reasonable for the state to tax you for a LAN? Is this where our tax dollars are going?
    Hell I have a few light switches at my house.
    How 'bout they tax me every time I turn my lights on or off. They could call it a switch usage tax.

    My point is we need to put these people on a short leash. For too long we have "trusted" them to make descisions based on relevant information, that would be in our best interest.

    Well IMHO it is in mine and my families best interest that I keep as much of the money I make as I can.

    In a time where SSI is teetering into obscurity, it would seem prudent to stop taxing people for the "RIGHT TO LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY". If it is our right to be free, why does it put us into "wage slavery" then?

    You own the the CAT-5, you own the PC's, you either own or rent the house.
    Exactly when and where does the Government come in to maintain your LAN. Or to troubleshoot it. Or ensure you arent sending out government secrets to your living room.

    Or perhaps it's just another way they can get money from us, and we will lay down for it.
    Well I have been screwed enough by this government.

    I am sick to death of it's politics and hidden agendas.

    It's time we as a people hold them accountable.

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  138. Other things to tax by NTmatter · · Score: 1

    If you want to tax networks, there are several other things that you've got to start taxing as well. First off, by setting up a pair of tin cans with some string between them, I have in fact created a local point-to-point communication medium. It's a two-node network, isn't it? I guess that my tin cans should be taxed.

    Now that we've broadened our horizons a bit, let's look at the other networking equipment around the office...ah, Pigeons. The little buggers are RFC 1149 capable, and thereby capable of carrying network packets. Therefore, 9.17% of the pigeons on and near the office must be reported as taxable hardware. The same goes for Sparrows.

    Beyond the simple networking hardware, we have to factor in social networking. The low-delay, high-loss mesh network used to communicate rumors through an office building is a highly complex device that is very expensive to maintain. The nodes in this network recieve pay at regular intervals (AKA "Salary") in order to remain part of the network. Therefore, another 9.17% (or more, if you're part of several social networks, or are a social hub) of your salary should be taxed away, you network node, you. You can dodge this one if you don't talk to any real people though. Keep your relationships virtual, and you'll be able to categorize your communications as part of the existing wired infrastructure. No point in being double-billed, is there?

    Let's just hope this tax blows over.

  139. -1 Offtopic, but.... by Hooptie · · Score: 1
    Your cries of To arms, Yankee militias, to arms! will fall on confused ears. You disarmed your Yankee militas throughout the course of this century. I'm pretty sure Texas and Florida could assemble formidably armed militas without much trouble.

    We'll be waiting for you.

    Hooptie

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    1. Re:-1 Offtopic, but.... by BobRooney · · Score: 1

      Last thing you want is 2 states full of pissed off Rednecks up your [Edit]. I see them first had, and they're really great people who like to drink lots and lots of beer while watching NASCAR and protecting their right to keep and bear arms with their kept and bourn arms.

      It's not as much of a stereotype as you might think!.

    2. Re:-1 Offtopic, but.... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
      I agree, Rednecks are quite likable. It's not rednecks I have a problem with; it's their corporate masters. After Southern-fried politics end economics finally bled the South dry in the mid 1980s, the slave drivers began infiltrating the economy of the North, destroying our small businesses and squeezing our middle class out of existance.

      The only thing that really bothers me about rednecks is how proud they are to be Southern how proud they are of the institutions that enslave them. Rednecks are fond of saying that the South will rise again. I always just laugh and think, yeah right... you can't even organize yourselves against your own money-grubbing, extortion-scheming utility companies, much less take on a Yankee army.

      But I really have nothing against rednecks. The next time we drive from Atlanta to the sea, it won't be your homes burning, just the ivory towers.

  140. Ah, Florida! by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    From the state that brought you the current president..... nuff said.

    1. Re:Ah, Florida! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tennessee is the state that brought us the current President.

      How many candidates have ever won the Presidency without carrying their home states? For that matter, how many losing candidates failed to carry their home state? Doing a quick check of the Presidents since 1900, I can't find one.

      Al Gore didn't get Tennessee, and frankly, if you can't carry your home state, you have no business running for President.

      Florida was just the obvious battleground to contest things, since it was the closest run state.

      Note that it wasn't the only place where the election was contested, just the most notorious place (and that because it was the place most likely to produce a change in the election result - the other places contested weren't nearly so close)

  141. Confused by Smilodon · · Score: 1

    Admittedly, we have a high population of retirees (some getting a little senile), but they are our burden to bear. We also have Kennedy Space Center, for one example, so not everybody is an idiot.

    I think you are confusing the population as a whole and just those stupid enough to buy whatever crap products you sell/support...

  142. Taxation without representation by Rupert · · Score: 1

    Happens all the time. And it's not always a bad thing. Like corporate income tax.

    Feel free to tell me I'm an idiot and don't know what I'm talking about

    Well, I was just going to tell you that you don't know what you're talking about, but since you put an "and" in there, I guess I'll have to tell you that you're an idiot, too.

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  143. Just a thought... by flynns · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Being from Florida, this slightly unnerves me. But realistically, you have to consider a few things:

    1) Although taxes suck, where in the Constitution does it say that US citizens are immune from stupid, absurd, overbearing, or even intolerable taxation? All we are guaranteed is representation. Am I missing something in this, or did we give the Government permission back in 1787 (Constitution ratified) to tax us in whichever way seemed best to our representation?

    2) While this doesn't affect businesses, Florida has no personal state income tax (go us!). So at least folk in NW Florida, life is wild, rich and largely tax-free.

    3) If the FL legislature decided to find a way to do this, the most logical way to do it would be to place an additional tax on all network hardware sold or shipped to FL, and grant an amnesty to all existing, in-place hardware.

    --flynn

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  144. What would be the Tax rate? by lone_knight · · Score: 1

    How would they rate a LAN tax?
    Hey, they could start counting packets and dub it the pr0n meter. The only problem is the World would go broke overnight.

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  145. And in next week's news... by Creepy · · Score: 1

    Today, Weekly World News and 407 other businesses were raided and shut down after failing to pay back taxes on LAN usage. 12 residents with large LANs in their homes were also arrested and charged with tax evasion this morning.

    Florida governor Jeb Bush defended the initiative -
    "This is just the start, we will bring all businesses and residents blatantly violating this law under compliance. Our state is losing millions, perhaps billions, of tax dollars every day."

    When asked where he would get the personnel to enforce the law, he stated
    "We will pull our DEA agents from Miami to do the network enforcement and outsource the DEA work to India."

    In other news, drug trafficking skyrockets in Miami. Bush vows to double the number of DEA agents enforcing narcotics laws and still keep the agency under budget.

  146. Re:Tax a percentage of what? Packets? Meters of ca by cvtan · · Score: 1

    A percentage of revenue. On an internal LAN there is no revenue...

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    Sorry, but gray text on gray background is making my eyes bleed.
  147. The text off the proposed ruling... by tesmerjg · · Score: 1