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  1. Re:Oh My, on Senators OK $1 Billion for Online Child Porn Fight · · Score: 1

    Wishful Thinking? Maybe?

  2. Re:Summary for those who don't RTFA on DARPA Celebrates 50 Years of Pushing the Envelope · · Score: 1

    Whoa whoa whoa.......whoa.

    This is so bogus! Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet.

    And, without the internet, we wouldn't have Slashdot. Therefore, Al Gore also invented Slashdot.

  3. Schools & Labs need Print servers on What To Do With Old Laptops? · · Score: 1

    Here at the Lab I work at (U of Toronto), we use a bunch of old laptops as print servers and Queue machines. They don't need the screen to be on all the time, and acting as a server queue is not resource intensive at all. I suggest donate them to schools as servers.

  4. Re:Silly Lawyers... on Mormon Church Goes After WikiLeaks · · Score: 1

    "What else would cause 1000's of geeks and nerds to actively seek out and read a church document."

    If only to counter claims that the world was created 6500 years ago?

  5. Re:ports... on Usability Testing Hardy Heron With a Girlfriend · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Most women [...] ship with all ports closed by default."

    I disagree. I believe that there is one port thats constantly open. The sad truth is that the volume knob only has one setting: 10.

  6. Cut scenes eh? on Five Days Locked in a Room With GTA IV · · Score: 1, Funny

    I give it a month before someone finds a secret cut scene of Cowboy Neal getting frisky with some Ho. We can call it the "Fat Coffee" scandal. Alright, I'm going back to my cage.

  7. Re:Bring a lot to the table on Bill Gates On the GPL — "We Disagree" · · Score: 1

    Going along with this metaphor as applied to Linux, I would not call Linux better. It is different. It is better at server stuff where as Windows is not. Although Windows is more desktop friendly and better at that. So what You should have said was "If someone invents a better drug with different side effects to give away for free..."

  8. Re:news.. on Some 12% of Consumers 'Borrow' Unsecured Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    What is this girlfriend thing you speak of, and where would I be able to acquire one?

  9. Re:No and No. I fought it earlier today. on Hardy Heron Making Linux Ready for the Masses? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now is this the fault of the developers or of the hardware manufacturers? It's the Hardware guys, IMHO, because there is a huge lack of decent drivers for the important hardware. I'm looking at you, ATI. Not to mention, all the 'no name' (or 'cheap') hardware out there (That comes bundled in low-end machines) rarely has Linux drivers. Its either the manufacture does not have enough resources to pump out a Linux driver or they see the Linux community as too small and insignificant to even bother.

  10. Re:It's just particles on Nvidia Physics Engine Almost Complete · · Score: 5, Funny

    With what is promised by this physics engine, you will be able to tell between all natural and fake boobs. Its all in the bounce!

  11. Re:Will or Wii? on Brain Study Calls Free Will Into Question · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats alright, I thought it was calling into question a movie that was made some 15 years ago.

  12. What remains... on The Dead Sea Effect In the IT Workplace · · Score: 0

    "What tends to remain behind is the 'residue' - the least talented and effective IT engineers."

    It must be late, because I read that as "What tends to remain behind is the 'residue' - from the least talented and effective IT engineers."

  13. To sum it up. on The Dead Sea Effect In the IT Workplace · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just in, smart people find dumb people dumb. Film at 11.

  14. news to me! on Internet Community Catches a Car Thief · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now can the Slashdot community help me find my missing Porn? Shes about 5'8", nude, has many "Talents". Last seen on 'D:\pr0n\"

  15. Re:What I want to know is ... on World of Warcraft - Wrath Of the Lich King Is In Alpha · · Score: 1

    Good thing the King does not employ druids, else there would be a bunch of lichen-covered trees running around. Imagine that!

  16. Re:I resent that on MS Clearflow To Help Drivers Avoid Traffic Jams · · Score: 1

    Better then Rick James. I'm Traffic James, Bitch!

  17. Re:General Rule With Prior Generations on Adults Too Quick to Dismiss Educational Gaming? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Funny you should say that, because I understood the concept of chemistry through a game called Atomix then from my grade school science teacher.

  18. Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? on Uwe Boll To Quit Making Movies With 1M Signatures · · Score: 0

    Where do I sign this petition??

  19. PC are immune..what what? on First Scareware For the Mac · · Score: 0

    I know I probably shouldn't have but I used a Windows PC so I knew I wouldn't get infected. Excuse me. *Leaves the room*


    Bahahhahahahahahaha.....
  20. Debugging & Memory Tracking (VS2003+) on Memory Checker Tools For C++? · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has one of the best debuggers integrated into Visual Studio. It can find memory leaks and bugs in your code very easily and it just requires a couple of lines of code. you just surround all your code with the debugging function calls, and it will compare the before and after snapshots of your memory and tell you if you have a leak or not. Behold:

    #include <crtdbg.h>

    int main()
    {
      #ifdef _DEBUG
        _CrtSetDbgFlag(_CRTDBG_LEAK_CHECK_DF | _CRTDBG_ALLOC_MEM_DF | _CRTDBG_CHECK_ALWAYS_DF);
      #endif

      int *p = new int;

      #ifdef _DEBUG
        if (_CrtDumpMemoryLeaks())
        {
          printf("You have a Memory Leak!");
        }
      #endif
    }

  21. Bloat? on First Peek at Netscape Navigator 9 · · Score: 0

    Netscape Navigator is already the slowest browser out there. It has seen more bloat then William Shatner in the last few years.

    *Loads up Netscape Navigator*
    Me: "Scotty, More power to Structual Integrity!"
    Scotty: "I have nay power to give! Its just too damn Fat!"

  22. So what came first.... on Ancient Star Found, Estimated at 13.2 Billion Years Old · · Score: 0

    ....The Star or the Universe..

    Ha....ha....

  23. Re:Note that is hopefully obvious... on Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans · · Score: 0

    How is god not a theory?
    Apperently, there is no emperical fact to support his/her existance, ongoing manipulation of humans, or anything along those lines.

  24. In Soviet Russia.... on Scientists Make Water Run Uphill · · Score: 0

    Water ignores gravity too!!

  25. Re:Hmmm on Algae That Cleans Emissions and Produces Fuel · · Score: 0

    4) ???

    5) Profit!!