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  1. Re:Feigned buyout intentions. on Was the Yahoo-Google Deal a Ploy To Weaken Yahoo? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you have this the wrong way round. MS were a more than enthusiastic potential buyer, bidding far above the market value of the company. It was Yahoo who dragged their feet on the whole deal, forcing MS to continually improve their bid until Yahoo finally rejected the offer altogether. Yahoo got their share price bumped and MS got massively embarrassed.

  2. Re:Come together right now on The 23 Toughest Math Questions · · Score: 1

    Too much group think here for the free thinking approach the solution to many of these problems will require.

  3. Re:patent!? on Google's Floating Datahaven · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are going to enter the patent in the Pirate Code.

    All disputes to be settled by broadsides should parlay fail.

  4. Re:I can't wait on Ubuntu 9 Is Jaunty Jackalope, Coming Next April · · Score: 1

    Why what's so special about Xany Xanthupotamus?

  5. Consise and entertaining on Lenovo Requires NDA For Windows License Refund · · Score: 5, Funny

    I especially liked this bit

    Sleny operátorky na lince Lenovo byly velice milé. Po vyslechnutí mého poadavku m chtly odmítnout, ale poté, co jsem odcitoval píslunou ást licence, si vyádaly pár dní na zjitní aktuálního stavu od vedení firmy. Tím jsem se viditeln dostal o úrove vý, nebo nyní následovalo kolo telefonních rozhovor.

    I dont know what it means but I like it. I think.

  6. Must have forgot to fire them today on China Claims Score In Weather Manipulation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just watched the womens road race where they could have swapped bikes for canoes, the rowing is cancelled and several other events have been postponed because of rain.

  7. Re:Calling all fanbois! on The Impact of Low Salaries At Apple · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has been a champion of the strong growth recently experienced by Apple. Apparently not reflecting this financial upturn downwards is acceptable here.

  8. Re:Does a clean architecture matter? on Twitter Reportedly May Abandon Ruby On Rails · · Score: 1

    Personally I come down on the side of clean architecture and consider performance to be an aspect of the overall architecture. A 'perfect' architecture is of no use if it does not meet the customers performance requirements and similarly an uber performant app quickly becomes redundant or forces the business into certain processes to accomodate it because its too fragile or too difficult to modify. I am prepared to compromise on design when necessary to achieve the requisite perfomance (assuming we started out using the appropriate tools in the first place) but I will not tear a design to bits just to save a few bytes or clock cycles.

    There is a lot to admire about Rails but performance has been an issue from day one. Rails proponents themselves have frequently commented that to get better performance the best solution was to throw more hardware at the problem but even that only goes so far.

  9. Re:names on First Superheavy Element Found In Nature · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pretty Heavy ATom gets my vote

  10. In Korea on Cloned Sniffer Dogs Begin Training · · Score: 1

    training a sniffer dog means serving lightly sauted with a side order of rice and vegetables.

  11. Re:The problem with Hawking's statement on Stephen Hawking Thinks Aliens Likely · · Score: 1

    Whats the problem here? We want to look for alien life so we cant sit around forever trying to figure out what form it has and how it communicates. We have to start somewhere and from our own (albeit very limited experience of life) water and radio waves currently seem to be two very good indicators. It may well be that they are not and we just happen to stumble across alien life completely by accident but if we don't start somewhere we are highly unlikely to find anything.

  12. Re:Hawking isn't an astrobiologist on Stephen Hawking Thinks Aliens Likely · · Score: 1

    Exactly and we are no use to the aliens for food or slaving in their mines if we all die from alien bird flu so expect them to bring lots of antibiotics anyway.

  13. Why not just smite him on Blizzard to Boll - DENIED! · · Score: 1

    with the Sword of a Thousand Truths?

  14. Re:Thick on UK Scientists Make Transistor One Atom Long, 10 Atoms Wide · · Score: 1

    It's not thick, it's just a slow learner you insensitive clod!

  15. Re:It was terrorism on Weak Rivets May Have Sped Sinking of Titanic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Recently Iran has quietly been buying thousands of Zanussi and Smeg freezers. The only possible reason for these purchases is that Iran plan to build a secret glacier with which they can terrorise the region and threaten the US.

  16. No way would I let fellow students operate on me on Wikipedia Breeds Unwitting Trust (Says IT Professor) · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read the wikipedia article on neurosurgery and performed the operation myself.

  17. Re:EU is picking winners: Why. on Should Microsoft Be Excluded From EU Government Sales? · · Score: 1

    Which company is going to provide the install support across all of the offices, who is going to retrain all of the IT staff, who is going to replace every instance of closed format documentation that they already have in place?


    IBM would bite your arm off for that contract.
  18. Re:And in 25 year's time... on IBM Ships Fastest CPU on Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Running Vista with SP 236, the one with extra spin.

  19. Re:Sour grapes or a real arguement on IBM Ships Fastest CPU on Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

    IBM just hired some peeps from the Intel marketing division.

  20. Because you just have to kill it on Windows Forensic Analysis · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dont you?

  21. Take that Terrorists! on The Rush To Patent the Atomic Bomb · · Score: 2, Funny

    pay up before you kill us

  22. As a response I am patenting death and fear on The Rush To Patent the Atomic Bomb · · Score: 1

    nuff said

  23. This intention to reseach the use of lasers on Sun Turns to Lasers to Speed Up Computer Chips · · Score: 0, Redundant

    has been hailed as a positive step by leading members of the shark community.

  24. I agree, its propper banjamied on Australian WiMax Pioneer Calls It a Disaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Me kangaroo hates it and me sheila left me over it. Fortunately I still have me sheep.

  25. But i am a cold hearted bastard on Microchip Powered by Body Heat · · Score: 5, Funny

    you insensitive clod!