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  1. Or maybe... on Bad BitDefender Update Clobbers Windows PCs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or maybe they should have put up a payment screen on their site, "We're sorry, your antivirus subscription has expired. To prevent your computer from being exposed to malware and virii, we have taken the proactive step of disabling your computer until you have made payment. For the low renewal fee plus a small reactivation fee of $199, we will be happy to walk you through the re-enablement process. Have a nice secure day!"

  2. So secure, NOTHING will run on Bad BitDefender Update Clobbers Windows PCs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its a new security paradigm. The newly locked down computer will not run anything, and therefore no virii, malware, bots, or solitaire, will run. Truly they've created the "most secure antivirus ever".

  3. indeed, so what. on IBM Stops Disclosing US Headcount Data · · Score: -1

    And why should they release their headcount unless other companies do the same? All releasing that info does is make them a lightning rod for criticism by politicians who need someone to bash, especially while the anti-business party is in power. IBM needs to do whatever they have to to survive and compete. If the US has made it difficult, the natural response is to shift resources elsewhere. If the govt. seriously wanted to get businesses to come back here instead of fleeing, they'd get rid of corporate taxes. All of a sudden the US would be a tax haven for business, jobs would come here as businesses relocated to the US, and we the consumers would not get stuck subsidizing corporate taxes. After all, if the govt makes it more expensive to do business here, a corporation must either 1) move to a better tax climate, or 2) pass along the costs in their pricing. All the additional jobs would raise lots of money in payroll taxes, social security and medicare would be better funded due to the increase in jobs, and the US would be much more competitive in the world.

  4. I bet its an obelisk on Possible Meteorite Imaged By Opportunity Rover · · Score: 1

    After all you know, Arthur C Clarke predicted this in 2001: A Space Odyssey, then in 2010

  5. Coincidentally... on Indian Tiger Park Now Tiger-Free · · Score: 5, Funny

    The asian manager of the reserve experienced massive penile growth over the past three years, and when asked about the secret of his "LONGevity", he credited "eating tiger pen^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hchinese herbs".

  6. System was telnettable til closure on AOL Shuts Down CompuServe · · Score: 1

    Up until they did this, I was still paying a legacy $2.50/mth fee for Compuserve and my old account could still log in to the service at gateway.compuserve.com via telnet. You could not do much in there of course anymore, but I was also once a sysop, and I still knew how to get into the PRO area, do directory listings of their hard drives (and see files with dates dating back to the 70â(TM)s), and with that knowledge run some of the old apps from the command line (like biorythms, and some adventure games), and even things like TE2TRN.EXE (the program that allowed the TI-99/4A TE2 cartridge to transfer files from Compuserve. And of course who could forget the Filge editor? I used to log in every few months for a little nostalgia, as well as amazement that the old systems were still up this long

  7. John Connor?? on IBM Releases Open Source Machine Learning Compiler · · Score: 1

    This was of course needed for the first build of Skynet. Learning compilers will then create "learning software". I for one welcome our new terminator-like overlords.

  8. Re:1500 Hours of Battery Life?! on Land Rover Unveils "World's Toughest Phone" · · Score: 1

    What they neglected to mention is that it has 1500 hrs of battery life as long as it is switched off. My phone is much better and has almost limitless battery life, so long as I have it plugged up to the wall charger.

  9. Talk about stupid on SLI On Life Support For the AMD Platform · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why on earth if you're NVIDIA do you make it harder to find mainboards to leverage your tech? I'd have expected this move by AMD first, you'd think NVIDIA would be wanting to have their tech available everyplace possible.

  10. Re:Funny Helldesk story on Getting Beyond the Helldesk · · Score: 1

    The victim was (I think his name was Chris) the agent that came over from California. Of course the supervisor was Dave M. You're not Herb W. are you?

  11. We're next on Affordable Workstation Graphics Card Shoot-Out · · Score: 3, Funny

    As soon as the shootout's over, they'll come gunning for us. I, for one, welcome our new graphical overlords.

  12. TI-99/4A on Is the Game Boy the Toughest Product Ever Made? · · Score: 1

    I still have several working TI-99/4A's and other hardware from that era (i.e. a Tomy Tutor console), a couple of TI-99/2's (yes prototypes). Considering how many working TI systems I'm aware of, I think it has a 20 year or so head start on the gameboy.

  13. So the saying is true... on 1 Million Windows to Mac Converts So Far in 2005 · · Score: 1

    Once you go Mac, you never go back?

  14. Power on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it only requires 1.2 Jiggawatts of electricity for the flux capacitor!

  15. Backups online on Online Backup Solutions? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Be really careful with this. What happens if the provider gets hacked?

  16. Brilliant! on Netscape 8 Breaks IE XML · · Score: 1

    All part of Netscape's evil revenge plan to eliminate IE. Once XML is eliminated, the next step is to replace the Window's START button with a Netscape NOW button!

  17. Re:Had a similar, RL case on The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker · · Score: 1

    I recall telling people to "/sign up" to gain ops once upon a time... :)

  18. Re:C-Band forever on DirecTV Plans 1500 HiDef Channels by End of 2007 · · Score: 1

    go check out http://www.satforums.com/ for tons of useful information about 4DTV and MPEG2/DVB and what you can get with those.

  19. C-Band forever on DirecTV Plans 1500 HiDef Channels by End of 2007 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well until then I'll keep using my C-Band/4DTV/MPEG2/DVB rig. I get a lot of cool stuff with this, lots of unedited goodies too.

  20. DealHunting.CA for Canadians on Websites For The Frugal? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Forgot to mention DealHunting.CA since everyone is griping about the lack of international stuff :)

  21. CurrentCodes.com is the best one on Websites For The Frugal? · · Score: 1

    The best sites I've found for coupon codes (that haven't been mentioned yet) are:

    CurrentCodes.com
    NaughtyCodes.com (NOT naughtycoeds.com ;-)
    DealHunting.com
    BestDealsMagazines.com (best magazine prices overall)

    Enjoy!

  22. Re:BulkRegister on Who is the Best Registrar? (take 2) · · Score: 1

    Bulkregister will also haggle with you on pricing... I got them to match Godaddy's prices after I moved a bunch of domains over to them.

  23. Wasn't this used by... on AMD to debut multi-core CPUs in 2005 · · Score: 1

    Dr. Who? AMD needs to bring in Tom Baker to be their spokesperson.

  24. What BBS's, if any did you frequent? on Talk It Over With Captain Crunch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was curious what BBS's you frequented back in the day. I used to hang out on BBS's that ranged from Ripco in Chicago (very popular phreaker hangout) to USS Enterprise in Houston, TX, and of course, phreaking was the way that one tended to call BBS's. Nowdays computing is so much less "fun" than it used to be really. I remember using my trusty TI-99/4A to dial for codes with a program a friend and I wrote, wardialing, etc. All I can do is hang out on gamer sites and code sites like Naughtycodes

  25. The register map idea is similar to TMS9900 regs on Revolutionizing x86 CPU Performance · · Score: 1

    I remember the venerable TMS9900 (TI's 16 bit CPU family from the late 1970's) implemented register mapping. Basically you'd load a 16 bit value into a "workspace register". This was a pointer to a 32 byte block of memory which the CPU would treat as 16 16-bit GP registers. This made context switching VERY fast, especially if the memory area were part of the 256 bytes of onboard memory (available on some members of the 99xx family such as the TMS9995). Fast context switching was pretty important in the days of 3MHz processors :) These CPU's had one of the easiest to program assembler languages I've ever seen, right up there with the DEC VAX assembler (they're very similar languages really). Guess I'm showing my age :)