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  1. kowbunga, dudes on Star Wars Episode III : Birth Of The Empire · · Score: 2, Funny
    'A thrilling lightsabre clash between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker while surfing'

    earlier versions had the showdown taking place during a dual bungie-jump session at Anakin's bar miztvah

  2. great! on European Council Approves Software Patents · · Score: 0, Redundant

    i always liked the quicksort algorithm as well as concepts like structures, manipulating data in memory and of course loops! finally i can get those patents. try to collect them all!

  3. simple on New Epoch in History of the Earth · · Score: 4, Funny

    everything is all cleared up thanks to the Edicar... Edictacar... Edicia... ah, forget it.

  4. beta on Mac Trojan Horse Disguised as Word 2004 · · Score: 5, Funny
    in the hope that perhaps Microsoft had released some sort of public beta...

    yeah.

  5. portability on Where Does the Business Logic Belong? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    portability is a great thing, but only if the app is meant to be distributed. if it's meant to be in-house save yourself the headache and do it all in PL/SQL. the app will be simpler and it'll perform better. the odds that your employer will switch platforms are, realistically, very low. besides, it's likely that speed of development and speed of execution are management's top priorities for the project. and even if they do, then you get to rewrite the app, which gives you a chance to clean it up down the road and provides you with plenty of work.

  6. letdown on City-Sized Asteroid to Pass Earth This Fall · · Score: 1
    a city-sized asteroid named Toutatis which will approach - but miss - Earth this September

    hey, you can't get everything you want.

  7. the only answer on Infected PCs for Rent · · Score: 4, Interesting
    the only real answer would be to write a worm to wiggle its way onto exploitable machines, patch known holes, i.e. turning off most services, setting common application settings to common-sense ones and then delete itself.

    unfortunately, this would be illegal. however, that won't stop anyone; what's stopping people from doing this is that to someone who could do it it's a waste of resources. if you have all those machines out there you can get your hands on, why not use them for your own nefarious purposes, since the people who own them neither have the common sense nor the ability to control their own machines.

  8. quickly set up crappy site on New Location For (Bleeding-Edge) Snort Sigs · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's so bleeding edge, there's no time to set things up! hurry!

  9. on linux/freebsd... on First Ten Programs on New Install? · · Score: 1
    i always make sure i've got at least these available: slashcode has some weird funky rule that makes only lets this code post if i type in this line of filler
  10. ah on Lip Sync Problems with New Digital Displays? · · Score: 2, Funny

    so *that* explains the lip sync problems in those old kung fu flicks.

  11. Re:versioning on Postfix 2.1 Released · · Score: 1
    You're forgetting the parent post authors theory on the world, Linux is the same thing as Unix, and Linux is the world, with out it, the earth would stop spinning and we'd all be thrown off into space.

    i do sometimes forget that /. has warped me. i apologize.

  12. versioning on Postfix 2.1 Released · · Score: 1
    Version 2.2 is in the works, which promises even more features

    i was under the impression that the standard methodology in the unix-ish/open source-ish world was that odd sub-versions (.1, .3, etc.) were for adding features and even sub-versions (.2, .4, etc.) were for stabilizing the code, bug fixes, etc.

    am i incorrect or does the postfix project simply not follow this model? just curious.

  13. Re:Likewise on Reasonable Salary for Entry Level Programmers? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    how is that not less?

  14. simple on Reasonable Salary for Entry Level Programmers? · · Score: 1

    >$0

  15. easy on 'Einstein Probe' Delayed · · Score: 1

    frmdrgtst --version

  16. easy on Contactless Electrical Current Transfer? · · Score: 4, Funny

    use lightning. i've seen it travel much further than you require.

  17. experience on Stress and Volume Testing - Your Experiences? · · Score: 1

    i've had trouble testing my volume, and it's stressful.

  18. dumbass on Researchers Develop 3-D Search Engine · · Score: 0
    "I think this," he said, "is the beginning of the information age."

    this from the chief scientist. what an idiot.

  19. Re:Nice, but I feel like it's hopeless... on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 1
    I used to agree with the "at least its something we do together", but not anymore. Watching TV is NOT a group activity.

    neither is sex, but hey.

  20. Re:Why insure Linux? on Insuring Linux, Thanks to SCO · · Score: 2, Insightful
    an attack like the one mentioned above would have the goal of smearing linux's reputation in the hopes that businesses would stay away from the software because of its high-profile legal trouble.

    microsoft doesn't need to get rid of every copy, they just want to build up FUD surrounding it.

  21. actually on Implant a Chip in Your Head · · Score: 1

    article. good. (brain chip implant required)

  22. poor sun on Sun's President Dreams of a Linux Future · · Score: 5, Funny
    Schwartz's dream is 'to sell deep-discount desktop computers at Wal-Mart, carrying Sun's office applications on top of a Linux operating system'!"

    they're fucked.

  23. everyone knows on Running for Geeks · · Score: 1

    geeks only run when being chased.

  24. omg, $200 million?!? on No EZ Fix For The IRS · · Score: 2, Insightful
    IRS's nearly failed $8 billion modernization attempt that includes missed deadlines, cost overruns of over $200 million

    $200m is 1/40th of $8B. i wouldn't consider a 2.5% budget overrun headline worthy. of course, i guess it sounds like alot, so i'm supposed to be *shocked*

    i just hope the IRS checked CPAN for an IRS module before they started

  25. A Network Attached Windows Box? on A Network Attached Windows Box? · · Score: 4, Funny

    i wouldn't do that.