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  1. ambiguous wording on Reducing Crime Through Gameplay · · Score: 1
    Officers dealt with 92 complaints in the month before the competition but only 53 while it was running.

    haha, yeah, they were too busy playing videogames to respond.

  2. Life... on Futurama to be Resurrected? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Life is hilariously cruel.

  3. if you're unhappy... on Sony & LucasArts Muck Up The Force · · Score: 4, Interesting

    cancel your subscription. that'll get your point across.

  4. Re:trend seems to be up, but lately... on Are Web Pages Getting Larger? · · Score: 1

    in addition it's worthwhile to note that today microsoft.com has ~100k of images, the other 2 are very image-light. also, the big sites that get millions of hits per day seem better at slimming down content, while many sites that get less hits seem oblivious that their 200k .bmp logo is a waste of bandwidth. also, large files such as flash and video are more prevalent these days.

  5. trend seems to be up, but lately... on Are Web Pages Getting Larger? · · Score: 4, Informative

    according to archive.org/waybackmachine:
    html size (doesn't include images/dependencies)
        slashdot.org    yahoo.com    microsoft.com
    1996    -        7k        11k
    1997    -        9k        -
    1998    23k        10k        20k
    1999    35k        10k        20k
    2000    36k        12k        17k
    2001    41k        16k        21k
    2002    39k        17k        28k
    2003    39k        32k        31k
    2004    51k        33k        38k
    Today    19k        14k        22k

    the trend has certainly been up, but lately big sites' main pages seem to be slimming down, due to CSS as well as a tendency to store style and javascript in separate file

  6. lol no this is not a virus on New Worm Chats with Users on AIM · · Score: 5, Funny

    my God, this one will be unstoppable.

  7. Re:Favorites on Ask The Mythbusters · · Score: 1

    they did investigate the myth that a human could give birth to (iirc) an octopus. it turned out that the human stomach is too harsh of an environment for nearly all animals, save for tapeworms (and a few others). the "octopus" myth was likely started by the extraction of a many tapeworms, which, when wrapped together could appear to the untrained observer to look like a single animal with many tentacles.

  8. training on The Prodigy Puzzle · · Score: 1

    hey, that's how my job works now!

  9. c'mon on Simplify Apps Using XML With PHP and DB2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    xml and db2 tend to complicate things more than simplify them

  10. Juggling With Packets on TinyDisk, A File System on Someone Else's Web App · · Score: 3, Insightful

    looks like an implementation of Michael Zalewski's Juggling With Packets concept, the storing of data in buffers of publicly available services for use as a filesystem.

  11. Doxygen on Generating API Documentation? · · Score: -1, Redundant
  12. click clack on Keyboard Sound Aids Password Cracking · · Score: -1, Troll

    click click click clack clack click!

  13. 5 stages on OSDL CEO: Microsoft Has to Accept Linux · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Denial
    • Anger
    • Bargaining
    • Depression
    • Ultimate Acceptance
    Microsoft is somewhere around 3

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_stages_of_grief

  14. books on Where New Tech Should Libraries Try Next? · · Score: 1

    you're right. i went to my local library a few weeks ago trying to find particular, pretty mainstream books on computer science and a little logic/math. not only did they not have the books, but they didn't have anything in the genre. oh well, perhaps i was being nieve.

  15. antiword on Sanely Moving from Word to the Web? · · Score: 1
  16. Re:But.. on 'Uncrackable' Document and Product Security? · · Score: 1

    they're trying to solve the problem of verifying the legitimacy of a hardcopy document, not verifying that the person holding it is legit or preventing softcopy fraud. those are separate issues.

  17. miscalculation on MMORPGs Will Change the Future · · Score: 0
    and their population is doubling every two years
    though certainly not via reproduction... perhaps they meant by total body mass?
  18. follow your own advice on Windows Guru Calls For IE7 Boycott · · Score: 1
    Last 2 paragraphs:

    My advice is simple: Boycott IE...

    ...My IE 7.0 review will be available later this week.

    riiight
  19. Advertising! on Windows Guru Calls For IE7 Boycott · · Score: 1
    We need to get the word out, I've written a little jingle. All we need is $50 million and we can do some prime-time advertising.

    Support web standards and democracy, Don't click on the evil blue 'e'

    also, a nice icon saying 'e'vil using the blue e will help get the word out

  20. hey wow on Running Windows With No Services · · Score: 1

    you don't even need firefox runni

  21. Re:Parallel Plight on Shuttles Grounded Once Again · · Score: 1

    we even have a war in Afghanistan!

  22. hmmm on Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (x) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    (x) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business


    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    (x) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (x) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!
    (x) Wow, this might work!

  23. Re:Scrapped? on Firefox 1.1 Scrapped · · Score: 4, Funny
    you must be new here. for an example of where slashdot learned headlines, see http://www.drudgereport.com/

    the method can be summed up as follows: start with a simple one-sentence summary of a story

    Firefox Changes Mandate Version Upgrade

    Because we're geeks (and slashdot needs to report "new" news everyday), add version numbers

    Firefox 1.1 Changes Mandate Version Upgrade To 1.5

    But that's too long and informative... we could try shortening and leave the details for the article:

    Firefox 1.1 Changes

    or

    Firefox 1.1 Update

    But that's not inflammatory... We need a one-word summation that will scare/startle people immediately upon reading it, but is not too far from the truth

    Firefox 1.1 Scrapped

  24. too pricey on PlayStation 3 to Sell For $399, Going Underground · · Score: 1

    give me a console with less impressive hardware and costs $99 instead...

  25. i wondered this myself on What Ancient Tech Do You Do? · · Score: 2, Funny

    probably just typing on a rock