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  1. Actually.... on Benford on Space Exploration · · Score: -1

    It was mine you fucking faggot ass pillow biters!

  2. Fr0st? on Listen To Your Game Boy Advance · · Score: -1

    You bet bizznitch. M4d pr0p3Z to all who care.

  3. You are so fucking gay on Microsoft Drops .NET Name For Next Windows Server · · Score: -1

    faggot ass pillow biter.

  4. I have to reply... on HP Unveils Its Digital Media Receiver · · Score: -1

    Who gives a flying fuck? MP3 is the defacto standard.

  5. Ice ice baby! on Customer-owned Networks: ZapMail & Telecoms · · Score: -1

    Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
    Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
    All right stop, Collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
    Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
    I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly, when I play a dope melody
    Anything less that the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it, You better gain way
    You better hit bull's eye, The kid dont play
    If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
    Now that the party is jumping
    With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
    Quick to the point, to the point no faking
    I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
    Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
    And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
    I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
    Rollin in my 5.0
    With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
    The girlies on standby, Waving just to say HI
    Did you stop? No--I just drove by
    Kept on pursuing to the next stop
    I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
    That block was dead
    Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
    Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
    Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
    Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
    Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
    Reading for the chumps on the wall
    The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
    Gunshots ranged out like a bell
    I grabbed my nine--, All I heard were shells
    Fallin on the concrete real fast
    Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
    Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
    I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
    Police on the scene, You know what I mean
    They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
    If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
    Take heed, 'caese I'm a lyrical poet
    Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
    My town, that created all the bass sound
    Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
    'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
    Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
    Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
    We make it hype and you want to step with this
    Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
    Cut like a razor blade so fast
    Other DJ's say, "Damn", If my rhyme was a drug
    I'd sell it by the gram, Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
    Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
    If there was a problem, Yo--I'll solve it!
    Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
    Yo man--let's get out of here!
    Word to your mother!
    Ice Ice baby Too Cold, Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X)

  6. Re:Canada rules World Juniors on Collecting Classic Computers · · Score: -1
    Death to those communist pigs.

    Wha? Canadia is a country of socialist pigs. May as well be commies. Damn smelly whores.

    Man, Canadia sux. They are not our "nice neighbors to the north" as so many people like to claim. Canadia is a bass-ackwards third-world country whose only sources of revenue comes from taxation on their gay pr0n industry. Not only that, but think about it.... The country is so big, yet it sux so bad that nobody wants to even live there! The entire population of Canadia is less than that of California.

    So next time you decide to take a vacation to Niagra falls, think about this article. Please take the moment to do your patriotic duty, and take out as many of the socialist scumbags you can by throwing them into the river.

    Thank you for your support.

  7. No old ike yet? on Wired News: 2002's Greatest Vaporware · · Score: -1

    I miss old ike! Bring back Ike!

  8. Well.. on India's Bargain Supercomputer · · Score: -1

    Depends on your definition of "intelligent".

  9. 2nd pr0st on India's Bargain Supercomputer · · Score: -1

    cuz i'm not cool enough for a fr1st pr0st

  10. Re:You asked for it, Taco on Waterproof Books · · Score: -1

    homo

  11. You are so fucking gay on Still More RIAA News · · Score: -1

    faggot

  12. Fr0st? on Airships Tested As Two-Way Telecom Beacons · · Score: -1

    Fr1st Pr0st?

  13. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA on Decentralization · · Score: -1

    G to the oatse
    C to the izzex
    Fo shizzle my nizzle soviet russia is teh decentral

  14. klerck is da bomb! on Tivo 2 Features On the Horizon · · Score: -1

    Leave klerck alone! He is da bomb!

    Hmmm. Why am I arguing with myself over this?

  15. Re:fp on Tivo 2 Features On the Horizon · · Score: -1

    1) You did not get the FP. As our friend would say, "YOU FAIL IT!"

    2) You love to be ass raped by the niagras.

    3) You probably live in Alabama

    4) Fo shizzle my nizzle

  16. Re:I got pain right here on Keyboarding Love Or Keyboarding Pain · · Score: -1

    Dude, that is some fucked up shit. Just for that, I have a song for you......

    U can't touch this, My, my, my, my
    Music htis me so hard, Make me cry: Oh, my Lord!"
    Thank you for blessing, Me with a mind
    And two hyped feet, It feels god when I know you're down
    A superdape home boy from the Oak"-town
    And I'm known as such, And this is a beat ah

    Chorus:
    U can't touch this, I told U home boy
    U can't touch this, Yeah, that's how we're livin' and U know
    U can't touch this, Look in my eyes, man
    U can't touch this, Here, let me bust the funky lyrics
    U can't touch this

    Break it down, Fresh new kicks and pants
    U got it like that now, U know U wanna dance
    So, move out of your seat
    And get a fly girl
    And catch this beat
    While it's rollin'
    Hold on, pump a little bit
    And let them know
    It's going on like that
    Like that cold on a mission
    So fall on back
    Let 'em know that you're too much
    And this is a beat
    U can't touch this

    Chorus

    Give me a song, or rhythm
    Makin 'em sweat
    That's what I'm giving 'em
    Now they know
    U talk about the Hammer
    You're talking
    A show that's hyped
    And tight singers
    And sweating
    So pass them a wipe
    Or a tape to learn
    What it is going to take
    In the 90's"
    To burn the charts
    Legit
    Either work hard

  17. A Song for the Failure Guy on RealNetworks Releases Helix DNA Producer Source · · Score: -1

    Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
    Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
    All right stop, Collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
    Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
    I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly, when I play a dope melody
    Anything less that the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it, You better gain way
    You better hit bull's eye, The kid dont play
    If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
    Now that the party is jumping
    With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
    Quick to the point, to the point no faking
    I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
    Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
    And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
    I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
    Rollin in my 5.0
    With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
    The girlies on standby, Waving just to say HI
    Did you stop? No--I just drove by
    Kept on pursuing to the next stop
    I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
    That block was dead
    Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
    Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
    Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
    Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
    Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
    Reading for the chumps on the wall
    The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
    Gunshots ranged out like a bell
    I grabbed my nine--, All I heard were shells
    Fallin on the concrete real fast
    Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
    Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
    I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
    Police on the scene, You know what I mean
    They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
    If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
    Take heed, 'caese I'm a lyrical poet
    Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
    My town, that created all the bass sound
    Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
    'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
    Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
    Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
    We make it hype and you want to step with this
    Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
    Cut like a razor blade so fast
    Other DJ's say, "Damn", If my rhyme was a drug
    I'd sell it by the gram, Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
    Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
    If there was a problem, Yo--I'll solve it!
    Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)
    Yo man--let's get out of here!
    Word to your mother!
    Ice Ice baby Too Cold, Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X)

  18. Reply to First Post on Columbia Japan Music On Demand, On CD-R · · Score: -1

    Dedicated to Dwight Eisenhower. Thank you.

  19. MOD PARENT UP! (+5, Insightful) on Hark! I Hear a Dropped Packet! · · Score: -1

    Goatse is teh rawX0r3Z! Yay!

  20. MOD PARENT UP! (+5, Insightful) on Problems With OEM ATI Cards And ATI's Linux Driver · · Score: -1

    I've got mail! Yay! Yay! I'm going to hawyi! Yay!

  21. Fr0st P1st for News For Turds? on LANL Warning About Radioactive Trees · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You bet, bizznitch! Yay!

  22. TROLL TEH MACSLASH! on Software For Ransom · · Score: -1

    Tis teh season! Yay! Troll the fuck out of http://macslash.org!

    Love Always,
    News For Turds
    aka Anonymous C0ward on teh MacSlash. Yay!

  23. MOD PARENT UP! (+5, Insightful) on University of Twente Back Online · · Score: -1

    I Agree With This Pr0st!

  24. FREE HAT! on Quark Matter Blamed for Paired 1993 Seismic Events · · Score: -1

    free hat plz k thx.

  25. Put ya mutha phukken hiZZands together! on Microsoft Just Says No to .Doc Replacement Panel · · Score: -1
    G to the oatse!
    C to the iZZex!
    Fo' shizzle my nizzle .doc is teh fizzle.