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  1. why Einstein... on Gravitation Anomaly Measured · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Einstein isn't even my relative... how could his theory involve me? (chuckle..chuckle..)

  2. SShhhh!!! on Pricing a Software Product · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't tell people... our little secret will get out, then everyone will get their software goods off of IRC. Then the government or other organizations will take an assult on IRC... oh wait... didn't Bill Clinton pass some law prohibiting that?

  3. Re:"I'm a civil libertarian millionaire eccentric" on John Gilmore interviewed by Greplaw · · Score: 0

    I was... then I invested in GOOG... now I am hopeless... oh wait.. maybe it was LNUX...

  4. Re:Broadband prevalant bewteen 18-20 year olds? on Broadband Majority in US · · Score: 2, Funny

    That only applies to 48% of the 51% which is interesting due to 76% of the 49% which are on dial-up. This concludes that 99% of percentages are made up along with 99% of females on net being naykeed.

  5. I like the smell... on Hardware That Literally Doesn't Stink? · · Score: 5, Funny

    send me your new goods, and I will send them back after I wear the new smell off... Sounds like a plan to me!

  6. now.. only if.... on Ford Launches First American Hybrid · · Score: -1

    I could get a hybrid of my '71 Buick Skylark and a sandwich maker... that would make me happy...

  7. what does... on DEFCON 12 - After the Hangover · · Score: 0

    DEFCON stand for anyways?

  8. If you... on Laptops with the Longest Battery Life? · · Score: -1

    are at an altitude between 6000 and 6025 feet and have the screen tilted at an angle of 48.2 degrees will sitting on a tinfoil chair, and your computer on your right leg, facing towards the equator, then your battery life will double.... go ahead and try it... I promise it works.

  9. YES! on The Athlon 64 3000+, A Budget Gamer's Perspective · · Score: 3, Funny

    now and I can aford 3 or 4 and make my super computer... all I need is some homemade duct-tape.

  10. Previous Art... on Microsoft Wants More Credit for Inventions · · Score: -1, Troll

    Didn't Microsoft steal most of their stuff.. wouldn't that make Prior Art easy to find?
    and 3000 of them? what did they do invent the Internet? or was that Dole?

  11. What if your music... on Using Plants as Speakers · · Score: 0

    was played at just the right frquency that the plant leaves shattered?! that would be cool. That would also be the only good use I would get out of it. (I guess I am not part of the target audience)

  12. Which Page... on Black Hat · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I on? or maybe I have a whole chapter... but wait... I have to get caught before anyone knows enough about me to through me in a book.

  13. Math Major Point of View: on Is Math A Sport? · · Score: 0

    I know plenty of people that sweat when they do math - test time usually. So, math has that incommon with sports atleast.

  14. How do I apply for his position? on Sun Microsystems, a CEO's Last Stand? · · Score: 5, Funny

    can I just email my resume to HR@sun.com? or should I walk in and say I want the job?

  15. Re:Reminds me of those EtchASketch tech support ca on Build Your Own Electric Etch-A-Sketch · · Score: 1, Interesting

    After a while the lines start to stick a little, and you get the old faded lines all over the screen. This reminds me of the old monitors that the image got burned in. Do you think they fixed this problem?

  16. not only that... on Build Your Robot Online · · Score: 0, Funny

    but you can Checker, Chess, and Poker... (Please read aloud to find amusement in joke)

  17. why... on RIAA Sends Letter to Senate Supporting INDUCE Act · · Score: 0

    why was I not on their mailing list?

  18. When I throw cats down... on Like A Cat, New Robot Lands On Its Feet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They don't land on their feet. In fact they don't even crawl out of the crater they made on impact.

  19. Re:Except of course... on Security evaluation of 802.11i · · Score: 0

    This gues knows what he is doing... his password would be 31337

  20. is this news? on 120 Years of Electronic Music · · Score: 3, Funny

    or just a link of the day?

  21. Cool... on Nursing Homes Go High-Tech · · Score: 0

    Hit me in the head and send me to the nursing home with the cute nurses...

  22. I though... on Video and Software Downloads Overtaking Music · · Score: 0

    that hollywood sent out Night-Vision Goggles to stop this... yet it seems to be growing more than ever... who would have thought it? (definite sarcasm)

  23. If it is like the Fifth Freedom... on Fifth HOPE Conference Underway · · Score: 0

    then count me in! (More power to splinter cell fans!)

  24. Thomas Edison? on On Afghanistan's Thomas Edison · · Score: 0

    After Thomas Edison's First patent of the voting machine that no one wanted, he claimed, "I will never invent anything worthless again!"
    The body radio - Microsoft got that patent and who wants a solar powered volkswagon?
    I vote for poor comparison - oh wait.. this wasn't a poll.

  25. I always did wonder.. on EU Ministers Went Off-Brief In Patent Vote · · Score: 2, Interesting

    how in the world a law gets passed that no one wants?! The chance that some day there is a patent on software is very high, even though 99% of people that understand what software is are against it.

    Why must we always hurt the ones we love?!