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  1. RTFA on Up-coming MMORPG Based on Shakespeare's Works · · Score: 1

    If you RTFA, you'll realize that they never claim that the play was historical fact but BASED on historical facts.

  2. Re:I'd call this a smart move. on Fox And Universal Say Goodbye To Halo Movie · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Wow, don't quit your day job and go into marketing.

    Try visiting a college campus at the beginning of a new semester. Banks are ALWAYS trying to get students to open new accounts with them. Clothes? I'm sorry but Banana Republic, Tommy Hilfiger and specialized retailers like Hot Topic disagree. Toys?! Holy crap, have you completely ignored the massive amounts of 80's cartoon remakes lately? Food is too general to aim at a specific audience. When was the last time you saw a senior citizens aimed advertisement?

    Teens are too easily swayed by peer pressure. If you build a quality product, its still too random whether they will decide on you product or not.

    Yes, even if you have a quality product like the iPod, the Nintendo DS or cell phones that do everything except cure cancer, teens are too random to gauge whether they will decide on your product or not. /sarcasm

  3. Its all in the hardware on Fraidy Cat Gamer · · Score: 1
    Seriously, think about it. When Resident Evil 1 for the PS1 came out, one of the biggest reasons why people found the game difficult/frustrating was the horrible controls.


    Fast forward to today and only recently are we seeing better controls for survival horror games. The camera no longer screws people over. You can actually SEE the monsters, not a unclear blob of brown and red pixels against a brown and red background. Level designs are no longer tight hallways that make it impossible to run past enemies if they come at you in numbers larger than 1.

    Obviously hardware can only do so much (I think we hit the critical point with Resident Evil 4), but in retrospect, games like Resident Evil 1 and Silent Hill 1 were scary because controls blew. Modern camera angles make it a joke to aim, especially if you've played FPSes in the past. Even with a bad TV you can still see the monsters limping towards you. Running away is so commonplace that many survival horror games now include scenarios where the player is REQUIRED to fight.

  4. Re:Sadly it is true... on What Earth Without People Would Look Like · · Score: 1
    We evolved really quickly and we're running at a fast rate. As Tyrell says in Blade Runner, "The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly".

    Evolved quickly based on whose standards? Plants mutate practically everyday; the only reason why its not reported is because the change is small and largely insignificant.

    Blade Runner is a horrible analogy as well. You can say that the human race (in the movie) didn't burn out, they modified themselves to the extent of burning themselves twice as long but half as brightly.

  5. Translation: on A Day in The DigitalLife · · Score: 1
    The same booths existed with the same games and gadgetry, but the show floor was now jam packed with people. Now, there were lines almost everywhere. The PlayStation 3 and HD-DVD areas reminded me of Nintendo's deathtrap Wii booth back at E3, with people lined up in square perimeters.


    Translation: People want a public version of E3, even if its a E3-lite version. Long lines cannot stop them. If you host it, they will come.

  6. Re:Standard practice on Microsoft Confirms Work Begun on Next Xbox · · Score: 1
    One reason why Nintendo's having no problems is they're mostly using off the shelf components.

    Off the shelf components? Nintendo is one of the THE most well known electronics companies for using the most MODIFIED components. Everything from processor, to motherboard, to the media is specially made. The only company that abused off the shelf components was the original Xbox and Microsoft admitted that was a rush job.

  7. Re:Why only pay once? on Battlefield 2142 to Bundle Spyware? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. Yeah, unplug your computer from the internet. (I'm not kidding)
    2. No, single player is limited to 16 bots. (Again, not kidding)
    3. Probably not.
    4. The kind of security holes that everyone will blame on Microsoft for no good reason.
    5. No.

  8. Neato != I love this on PS3 Controller Flimsy, Wii Controller Fun · · Score: 1
    From TFA-1:

    that's the PS button slap-bang in the middle of the pad. At present, it doesn't seem its full power has been truly harnessed, with our friendly Sony representative unable to explain what we can expect from it in final retail units. For the time being though, holding the button down for a couple of seconds - whether in-game of other wise - brings up a secondary menu, featuring options to turn off your console or disable the wireless controller you're using. Even more handily, the display shows the amount of play-time (in minutes, no less!) left in your current battery charge. Toot!

    Thats not exactly the words of someone who 'fucking loved it'.

  9. Re:You hear that? on New E3 Show Announced - Smaller and Invite-only · · Score: 1
    E3 was never really supposed to be a press-only event when you consider how the ESA fumbled the whole thing in the first place. Bill Gates has only showed up once in the 4~5 years the Xbox/Xbox 360 has been out. Nintendo had Spaceworld until 2001 (and has a special relationship with PAX) and Sony has/had a history of making PS1/2/3 announcements sporatically throughout the year (PS2 Linux, PS2 Slim, the PSX, the PSOne, last minute launch changes, etc).

    Booths were more attactive than the games themselves at times, the lights were purposely dimmed and coordination between companies were practically non-existant (remember the stories for the Wii demonstration units being so long they closed it off?) I'm sorry, press only? Is the press composed of 13 year old ADD sugar fueled kids or am I missing something here?

  10. Wow! I'm real excited now! on New E3 Show Announced - Smaller and Invite-only · · Score: 1
    The E3 Media and Business Summit!

    ...

    Sounds like the G8 political summit. A whole lot of talk, almost no mass public attention and a whole lot decided without the input of the people years before it'll eventually take effect. How is this for the better again?

  11. Re:Video, or MPAA video? on Details on the PS3 Online Service · · Score: 1
    Remember that entry-level cable modem service is up to 6 Mbps, and DVD is 10 Mbps, and some DVDs don't use the full bitrate

    True, but thats assuming you recieve the MAXIMUM amount of potential speed which is realisticly impossible since there's always going to be network congestion/bottlenecks/hardware can't keep up/server gets overloaded/ISP will put a cap on speeds.

  12. Re:Lots of assumptions there on Details on the PS3 Online Service · · Score: 1
    Wikipedia already lists 100 or so titles in the works, and there are 20 or so at launch.

    "In the works". I'm not buying a system just to wait a year or two to play a game that might end up being cancelled.

    And? They're still revenue. Sony will make a tidy sum from people buying bluetooth remote controls, headsets and the like.

    Peripherals are pocket change when you consider the costs involved, the competition from 3rd manufacturers and the fact that THEY DON'T SELL if the system itself doesn't sell.

    Doesn't mean they won't charge a sub for other things they deem to be premium. Such features might include some kinds of downloadable content, MMOs, music / radio / video streaming, XBox Live style games, VOIP, tournaments etc.

    MMOs, downloadable content, tournaments and "Xbox Live style games" are developer decisions. Sony doesn't make anything on that. Music, radio and video are unproven due to current broadband limitations. VOIP will be free since they're using Xfire.

    I have no idea what form that might take, but its absolutely certain it will appear sooner or later.

    Hey, you know what that reminds me of? The PS2's network adaptor. It only took them 2 years to attach a network card, 56k modem and a hard drive together, but they did it!

    Blu-Ray stands a far better chance than HD-DVD and will continue to do so while Microsoft dither about supporting the format or not. [...] their games will still be stuck on DVD and suffer by comparison.

    Hey, MS bashing AND "more space != better games" in the same paragraph! Good job there troll, now go show me a game that takes up more than 9.4 GB (a dual layered DVD) compressed.

    The launch of PS3 will flood the market with Blu-Ray players.

    Half a million units is not flooding the market.

    A visit to any Sony Center reveals numerous HDTV models.

    Yes, because we all know Sony Centers are an excellent source of the market's future adoption rate of HDTVs.

    LocationFree isn't a wireless router. Is is a room-to-room and over-internet television transmission system.

    Ok, so its a box set to recieve, forward and transmit information. How is that different from a router?

  13. Re:You hear that? on New E3 Show Announced - Smaller and Invite-only · · Score: 1
    A back stage act for the electonics industry?

    E3 was "originally" nothing more than a series of scattered events around the world because no one wanted to alienate the masses by making it "corporate employees only" and corporations didn't want to play ball with one another. Obviously you need some "Press Only" events, but they have those already.

    Why take away E3? You have immature exhibitors throwing hotel parties before/during/after E3 and they wonder why E3 turned into a giant video game mosh pit! (Websites used to report on these parties but now they're so common that reports of 'so-and-so writer got totally wasted!' are last page news, if at all.)

  14. Lots of assumptions there on Details on the PS3 Online Service · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Games (obviously)
    With few exceptions, Sony's lineup has nothing on Nintendo's all-star launch and Microsoft "our system is already out so show up or shut up."

    Peripherals (like bluetooth TV remotes, headsets, controllers, keyboards / mice (?) etc.
    Which are directly tied into the system's success. Peripherals don't sell systems, systems sell peripherals.

    Monthly subs from "premium" online services, whatever they happen to be
    They just promised not to have monthly subs. And "premium" services are likely to be one-time purchases, not exactly a cash cow system.

    Online games, movies & music promote to buy, rent & (sell?)
    Unless Sony has some kind of PS3 Online Arcade system in the works, I'm not seeing this happen anytime soon.

    Lots of licence fees if Blu-Ray wins the HD TV format war
    General concensus is: Don't hold your breath.

    Blu-Ray movies.
    Thats assuming Blu-Ray takes off in the first place.

    Increased sales of HD televisions.
    Sony is not a major seller of HD-TVs these days. They don't own the patents either. Sharp is destroying Sony (and the rest of the market) in marketshare as well.

    Increase sales of LocationFree wireless room-to-room / internet streaming devices.
    The only people who would probably benefit from this would be companies like Netgear. People don't exactly think Sony when they buy a wireless router.

  15. Shortsighted vs realistic on Details on the PS3 Online Service · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't think that the article was shortsighted, but it was realistic. Just go down the usual list:

    1. Is cheap, reliable, FAST broadband available to the (gaming) masses? No. Its not unheard of to still meet people who surf the net or play online with dial-up.

    2. Has anyone ever successfully streamed a DVD quality, full length video over the internet yet without hiccups? Not near the commerical level so that rules out Sony's dream of selling movies directly to customers.

    3. Remember when Microsoft initially announced that Xbox Live was going to be broadband only? That didn't sit very well with many people did it?

  16. General rule of thumb on The State Of Wii Preorders · · Score: 1

    From what I've told by managers at EBGames, it depends on the manager(s). "Officially" there are usually rules against employees from getting first dibs on major releases (consoles, big name games, etc), to keep them from selling them marked up from the backdoor when launch day arrives and causing a local shortage.

  17. New competition on IE Market Share Drops to Lowest Level in Years · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Maybe IE's market share is dropping because they finally have some REAL competition ever since Netscape died off...

    Sorry Safari users, but you've been going nowhere for a long time now.

  18. Re:You are Blizzard's bitch on Pirates Vs. Publishers · · Score: 1
    And all those groups have is their reputation, there's no money in it for them, some of them even pay the cost of their distribution out of their own pocket, while Blizzard probably only answers to their shareholders.

    And all those Linux groups have is their reputation, there's no money in it for them, some of them even pay the cost of their distribution out of their own pocket, while Microsoft probably only answers to their shareholders.

  19. You are Blizzard's bitch on Pirates Vs. Publishers · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If Blizzard does fsck up my machine, I have legal and social recourse.

    Have you ever read World of Warcraft's EULA? THEY have full legal and social recourse AGAINST YOU if you violate ANY of their rules.

    no one can build a trustworthy reputation for removing such defects.

    Deviance, Fairlight, Hoodlum and Reloaded are all VERY famous/well known inside and outside of PC gaming pirate circles. Razor 1911 is probably the most famous group of them all if only because they were (for a time) completely and utterly shut down after a Department of Justice raid.

  20. How long was ILM producing? on George Lucas To Quit Movie Business · · Score: 1
    Seeing as Lucas founded and owns ILM entirely (sans Pixar) he can do whatever he wants with his own company.

    Every Star Wars year was a financial loss for ILM, sometimes resulting in layoffs, while the non-Star Wars years were spent recouping those losses.

    The company was formed in the 70's and only now is Hollywood trying to play catch up. Its called an investment, and Lucas is laughing his way to the bank when movie studios come to him on their knees begging for ILM's decades of expertise.

  21. Reading... on No Video Games on School Nights · · Score: 5, Informative
    Researchers asked the students to rate their own performance in school on a scale ranging from "below average" to "excellent," instead of looking directly at their grades or other metrics of academic performance.

    Stop! Enough said.

  22. Re:I have a better question on Why Do We Prefer Sequels? · · Score: 1
    And if you asked that they'd say "Why not just make a never-ending story?"

    Oh wait...

  23. Re:Lose the SEAT OF HEAT on The Daily Show as Substantive as Broadcast News · · Score: 1
    Jon, stop apologizing for asking the SoH question... it's like you know it blows but still think it's worth it to add a sponser.

    When some of the people you interview are heads of state and you ask them a question like "Who would win a popularity vote" you better fu*king apologize beforehand. Cause when they go back home, they might come home to millions of angry citizens because your answer offended them.

  24. News is cheap on The Daily Show as Substantive as Broadcast News · · Score: 1
    TiVo CSPAN, cut a couple clips out and video record some commentary on it and you've just filled 3 minute of air time. Rinse and repeat. With the exception of covering foreign, on the ground news, news is relatively cheap. Video recordings of press releases from government and corporate sources are coming out of the ass if you know where to look, local news on crimes is a simple phone call to/from a police station and study/poll/survey takes practially pay YOU to put their information on the air.

    Network news SHOULD be like Fight Club with everyone trying to be the most objective and uncovering the most dirt in the world, but instead we get human rights violations being passed over for yet another video report of an anti-US protest. We get an alarmingly high (unofficial) unemployment rate in China being passed over for a "ZOMG GAS IS EXPENSIVE/CHEAP!" report. We get Ted Stevens' "the internet is not a dump truck, its a series of tubes" being passed over for "in other news, 4 more U.S. soldiers died today in Iraq..."

    Gee wow network news, that must've been pretty expensive. I could watch anti-US protests on the internet since Iran holds them so often NO ONE reports them anymore, I can see gas prices going down, I don't live in a bubble and I know people are dying in Iraq, thats why people are protesting...

  25. Re:I'm sorry, gotta disagree on Burger King's Disturbing Games · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The main issue with the commercials is how the face design is so disturbing at medium-close range. In the ultra hated, disturbing commercial where a guy wakes up with The King next to him, hes literally roughly 2 feet away from him. With the same exact grin. Its extremely disturbing since The King was obviously designed to be looked at from a distance or in a logo sized image. Not, "I'm about to kiss you" range.