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PS3 Controller Flimsy, Wii Controller Fun

With the advent of new input styles in the PS3 and Wii, many gamers are wondering what it will be like to actually play with the new controllers. Via Aeropause, an article on IGN says that the SIXAXIS controller is flimsy and poorly designed. Meanwhile, via Joystiq, an article on British site Entertainmentwise reports that the Wii isn't physically exhausting at all, as some people feared. After two hours of playtime, in fact, they loved the experience. From the article: "Some gamers have shown concern that the activity level required to play Wii games, especially the sporty titles, may be too high. There are concerns that you have to stand for long periods of time and use body actions such as swinging your arm above your head or at the side of your body. After playing non stop for two hours, did this happen to me? No. I'm not exactly Wonder woman in terms of fitness and I can assure you, as a regular player there was enough action to warrant perhaps making sure one has access to a tap before playing (you're going to want a drink if you play for as long as we did!) and possibly ensuring plenty of moving around space in your living room. The key to the Wii control is that even the most active title on the launch line up, Wii Sports, doesn't require you to make large body motions unless you want to."

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  1. Good Title by Shihar · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I love whoever came up with the title for this topic. Excuse me while I get into my flame proof bunker and hide this war out.

    1. Re:Good Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, it's even better if you read the PS3 article. It gushes. The author is in love with his demo PS3. You get the impression that he wants to marry it. There's a small bit towards the end where he says that, unlike everything else, the controller didn't quite live up to his wildest fantasies. And Slashdot pounces.

      I'll be honest, I'm a born-again Nintendo fanboy. I desperately want a Wii, and have no personal interest in a PS3. But what's with the anti-Sony smear campaign? How does that make sense?

    2. Re:Good Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *joins you in the bunker*

      Mmm... Y2K supplies.

    3. Re:Good Title by Dev59 · · Score: 1

      You raise a reasonable question and you get modded down for it.

      You got Zonked!

    4. Re:Good Title by RoffleTheWaffle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My guess is that the Slashdot smear campaign against Sony is about a 50-50 mix of Zonk's blatant Nintendo fanboyism and Sony's string of recent and highly publicized failures and oversights, starting with or perhaps preceding the XCP rootkit scandal last year. At this point in time, Sony isn't being viewed by many people in an especially positive light, and with good reason. Frankly, I'm not especially confident in Sony's offerings either, especially after that whole flaming battery thing, but I digress...

      Even if from time to time it looks like the PS3 will barely make it out of the gate, it's impossible to judge a product that hasn't yet been released. (It could wind up either kicking or sucking huge amounts of ass, or some bizarre combination of ass kick-suckery in between.) Yet, it would seem that this post was crafted specifically to make the PS3 look bad by comparing it's controller - which was mentioned in TFA-1 as being awkward and uncomfortable, though still usable - to the Wii's controller, described in TFA-2 as being comfortable easy to use, even though the remainder of TFA-1 showed that not only did the writer approve of the PS3, he fucking loved it. (On a slightly unrelated note, why the fuck would I want to take any site devoted to gaming journalism seriously anyway, when it's been proven time and again that gaming journalism might as well be considered freelance fiction work?) In spite of all this, it'd seem that whoever posted this stuff almost hoped we'd just take their word for it instead of R'ing either TFA, and just take their own 'flimsy' inference as gospel. None of it makes sense, until you look at who posted it.

      I'm in the same boat as you, though I have much fonder memories of Sega. I love Nintendo as much as the next guy, and they haven't pissed me off nearly as much as Sony has over the past year, but come the fuck on. This is like Anti-Sony propaganda now, and almost all of it is spouted from the pen - or should I say keyboard - of Zonk. It would've been fine enough to post the articles individually. A mostly glowing review of the PS3, and a nice piece on the Wii's controller, but no. He just had to roll them all into one speculative clusterfuck of bullshit and fail in a thinly veiled fit of fanboyism disguised as reporting. It's this kind of shit that makes Slashdot look less like a news site and more like a retarded fanclub.

      Seeing as he can't do it himself, I think someone needs to put a cap on Zonk's shit, or at least give him a stern talking to about the virtues of shutting the fuck up until he has something intelligent to say.

    5. Re:Good Title by TB · · Score: 0

      Well when you're a troll you are bound to have trouble using a PS3 controler. After all it requires thumbs.

    6. Re:Good Title by BeBoxer · · Score: 1

      It gushes. The author is in love with his demo PS3. You get the impression that he wants to marry it. There's a small bit towards the end where he says that, unlike everything else, the controller didn't quite live up to his wildest fantasies.

      Well, he likens loading a disc into the slot-loading drive to getting head from a hooker. And the touch-sensitive power and eject button are magical as well. But I don't recall him saying anything positive about it's ability to, you know, play games. Sure, it seems to satisfy his techno-fetish, but is it actually any fun?

    7. Re:Good Title by Dev59 · · Score: 1

      Insert obligatory "I'd give you mod points if I had any" comment here.

    8. Re:Good Title by badasscat · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sure, it seems to satisfy his techno-fetish, but is it actually any fun?

      It's fun if the games themselves are fun. That's not really entirely up to Sony.

      What is up to Sony are things like the touch-sensitive power and eject buttons.

      I will say that I played some Minna no Golf and some Gran Turismo on the PS3's Sony has set up in Ginza last week, and I was pretty blown away by the system. No, those two games aren't anything we haven't seen before (though they've never looked that good). But the system looked and felt extremely polished, and if these are first-gen games, then I can't wait to see what's coming down the road.

      I left with the distinct impression that a lot of people bashing the PS3 simply don't know what the hell they're talking about. Maybe there aren't any games you like yet, but the PS3 itself is an extremely well-designed system that exists now, you can play it now, and that seems like it's got room to spare in the power department. That's pretty much all Sony can do.

      As for the controller, it's very light. Otherwise, it feels just like the Dual Shock, a controller that even just a few years ago a lot of people were saying was the best game controller ever designed. I never really felt that way myself, but I never disliked the controller either... still, I don't get how you go from loving the Dual Shock to hating the Sixaxis. It's the same controller, just minus a few ounces. And that weight savings comes completely from the motors being removed; it's not like the plastic itself is even any different.

      Let me just reiterate - the PS3 exists and is sitting there waiting to be played in Tokyo. So there's really no reason for any of these myths to be flying around at this point. If you can't play the system for yourself (I'm looking at you, Zonk), just listen to the people that have.

    9. Re:Good Title by LindseyJ · · Score: 1
      but the PS3 itself is an extremely well-designed system that exists now, you can play it now, and that seems like it's got room to spare in the power department.

      Yeah, too bad I don't have $600 in disposable income for the system and $60 for games sitting around now, or any time in the forseeable future.
    10. Re:Good Title by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Dude, I think those pretzels look a bit off :|

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    11. Re:Good Title by ThePhilips · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I desperately want a Wii, and have no personal interest in a PS3.

      Wii is targeted at different audience. There are some games not available for Wii - but available for PS2/3. As well as Xbox.

      Wii is targeted at non-gamers. Bit like Nintendo DS is targeted at kids - but also has appeal to wider range of audience. Games there aren't just dumb - but funny. But on PS3 you get more serious gaming with serious titles. Compare e.g. PS3's "Gundam: Target In Sight" v. Wii's "SD Gundam"

      I have quite a dilema now. The games I want are available for PS3 and Xbox. But coolness factor definitely favors Nintendo now. Especially after hands on with Nintendo DS Lite, I definitely want to give Wii a try. But I know no games I might like for Wii.

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    12. Re:Good Title by fithmo · · Score: 1
      But what's with the anti-Sony smear campaign? How does that make sense?

      I'm surprised there isn't an angry reply to this screaming about the Sony rootkit, and how it's justification to unquestioningly hate everything Sony.

      p.s.
      Wii FTW!

    13. Re:Good Title by alienw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Most people here hate Sony after their DRM fiasco and for their general stupidity. If you don't like that the editors are biased, go read digg.

    14. Re:Good Title by icedcool · · Score: 1

      Yes, especially coming from IGN who tends to have a bias as to whoever has paid them the most.

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    15. Re:Good Title by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly. You're an idiot if you buy a PS3 on the strength of Sony's brand. Or banking on enough other idiots buying it to make yourself have an effective crystal ball.

      After all, what matters is the games, and that is basically in no way up to Sony(unless you really, really love gran turismo. Or PS1/PS2 titles, in which case buy a PS2 and save yourself $120-$480). It's all up to us. Hence the console wars on the internets.

      Pick your poison. We'll see how things turn out.

      Pick your side. The one that says FF/MGS would still be FF/MGS no matter where they appear, or the one that's hoping, nay, praying they stay exclusive to the console produced by a company that thought criminal activities were acceptable. The one that says everything that came before has value, or the one that says everything produced before this, well, it sucks. You need our shiny new thing it's more shiny.

      From a gaming standpoint, always bet on Nintendo. From a business standpoint, hope it's even-ish so your investments aren't forced into putting money into shitty ROI platforms like the PSP(where all of 6 people will buy it), and no one can dictate terms like that.

      You just about summed up how collosally stupid/herd mentality Sony fans are. Good job. You get a gold star.

      PS. The dual shock is a shit controller. It's an SNES pad with extended grips and two analog sticks tacked on(because two is better and it needs balance). We're just all so used to it by this point it no longer matters.

      PPS. Yea, I call the console with the branch prediction capabilities and clock for clock int-op performance of a graphing calculator "well-designed." Heh. Want to see well-designed? Look at the gamcube. $30 cheaper than the PS2 and it outperforms it by every meaningful metric apart from game library. It's constructed from wolverine's bones and pixie dust to boot. Fuck sony.

      PPPS. We got haircuts.

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    16. Re:Good Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ahh... I remember the good ol' days, where shit like this would get you permanently banned from moderating and an effective mod-bomb for a while.

      Michael, we miss ya. We forgive you for the whole censorware thing. And Jon Katz, we loved ya.

      Go the fuck away noob. Back to digg with you.

    17. Re:Good Title by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      I wonder if a sufficient amount of readers block zonk, could he actually get "demoted" from his position?

      Well like they say, there is only one way to find out! *block* *block*

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    18. Re:Good Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at this article: http://www.aurum3.com/newtech/index.php?option=com _content&task=view&id=254&Itemid=18

      At least Zonk isn't *that* obvious.

      Anyone get the idea that there IS some organized smear campaign? That perhaps Microsoft is funding these blogs... for instance, paying off Zonk to say as many negative things about the PS3 as possible? Zonk may be a Nintendo fanboy, but I think he's more of a Microsoft fanboy... he even advertises his XBox gamer tag. So much for integrity

    19. Re:Good Title by Wyrd01 · · Score: 1
      Wii is targeted at non-gamers...
      I would revise that to say "Wii is targeting non-gamers..." but I have seen countless posts from active gamers who are also very excited about the prospect of Nintendo's new control scheme. Finally something different and more enticing than "shinier graphics" and "more Hi-Def cutscenes".
    20. Re:Good Title by mink · · Score: 1

      Only recently hs SD gundam been a thing aimed at little kids. Original SD gundam serieses and movies were aimed at fans and adults (IMO).

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    21. Re:Good Title by bunions · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > And Jon Katz, we loved ya.

      That's a goddamn lie and you know it.

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  2. Great News by kmhebert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone I have talked to about Wii was concerned about the need to constantly move around in order to interact with the system. Frankly people seemed concerned that they would look "stupid". I can't wait to try these games, I believe that the Wii Remote and Nunchuck controllers will allow real 3D control over 3D environments for the very first time, it seems like it's going to be nonstop fun.

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    1. Re:Great News by twistedsymphony · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the stupid stigma has long vanish for anyone who's ever played Dance Dance Revolution or Guitar Hero... best prime those friends who still have fears.

    2. Re:Great News by Mayhem178 · · Score: 2, Funny

      God forbid that people should have to get up off their fat asses and move around a bit.

      Next thing you know, Richard Simmons and Tony Little will be endorsing the Wiimote.

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    3. Re:Great News by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Frankly people seemed concerned that they would look "stupid"...
      ...all while bouncing around on a Dance Dance Revolution machine.

      The double-standard of this "I'll look stupid" and "it's too much exercise" argument kills me. DDR was one of the most popular games in history (greatly improving PS2 & Dancepad sales), yet people worry about holding a remote control? The way I figure it, most couch warriors are used to holding remotes. There's not much on TV, so it's *flip* *flip* *flip*. Plenty of exercise for warming up to the Wii. ;)

      The one part of the article that really stuck out at me, though, was the comment that "large motions is how you have fun". I don't know how many people here have played Laser Tag-type games, but the sweeps and motions you make with your weapon are quite different when you're relaxed and when you're pumped. When you're relaxed, your reaction time is extremely slow. You tend to use extremely fine movements in attempts to aim, and may even tilt your wrist quite a bit. Yet when you're pumped, you work the floor, dodging, sweeping, and rolling. Your arm is primarily used for targetting, and you gain quite a bit of precision because of it.

      It's just a lot more fun to get up and exercise. It releases a lot of good hormones that make you enjoy yourself. Besides, there's nothing quite like professionally strapping on your gear, just to have the guy next to you asking, "Have you ever played this before?" Oh yeah, bring it on. :D
    4. Re:Great News by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Another thing. Have you ever watched someone play video games with a regular controller. Most people look pretty stupid. The simple answer is that you may look stupid if someone peers inside your living room window, and sees you playing on the Wii. However, nobody really cares how stupid they look to their friends when they are sitting around playing a game. Even in games that require tons of movement (DDR) most people aren't worried about how they look because every in the room is looking at the screen.

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    5. Re:Great News by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is why you need to factor alcohol in the mix. Then people just stop caring. In fact, being able to play tennis drunk without getting the cops involved is the only reason I can even think to play wii sports(off topic rant but if it is so much like tennis why not actually play tennis? Unless you are drunk then see above)

    6. Re:Great News by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      off topic rant but if it is so much like tennis why not actually play tennis?

      Because
      1) I live in a city of 8 million people, where actual tennis courts are usually unavailable, and
      2) Because I suck at actual tennis. I spend more time chasing down and picking up errant balls than playing the game itself.

    7. Re:Great News by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I think the stupid stigma has long vanish for anyone who's ever played Dance Dance Revolution or Guitar Hero... best prime those friends who still have fears.

      But, but, it's better to watch those with those fears than those without such fears.

    8. Re:Great News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't mind looking stupid, i probably pull that one off quite well at the moment :-), but on a serious note - the moving, i mean I was a little pumped about playing with my Wii until I saw how much movement was involved when I watched videos of people playing with their Wii online, Wii oooo, that requires more space than my aparment has! my apt isn't a shack, but it's got a lot of rooms that are small - the distance between my coffee table and my TV is about the width of my shoulders and I'm not big (i didn't measure, it's just i sit there i getting my ps2 controller off the shelf)....uh, i don't know if I'll get this now, i wish my living room was a Wii bit bigger - that or start moving furniture around when i want to give a wack away at the Wii. a pointing game i can picture playing in my place, but i saw a video of someone playing bowling and I thought if i did that, i'd break my arm on my TV table. sigh, guess it's time to move....

    9. Re:Great News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Frankly people seemed concerned that they would look "stupid".

      Unfortunately, Nintendo's advertising campaign seems to reinforce that notion. All the commercials/pictures I've seen depict people jumping around and acting silly.

      And to all the people pointing out Dance Dance Revolution -- I'd wager that most people, to this day, still won't try it out.

      Anecdotal evidence: I could never get my wife to try out DDR, even in the privacy of our own home. Heck, she won't even try out Guitar Hero. She's a gamer, but the self-consciousness is too much.
    10. Re:Great News by famikon · · Score: 0
      I think the people who are too afraid to look "stupid" while playing a video game are the same people that won't play a system with a name as "stupid" as Wii.

      Problem solved really. Its not for them.

    11. Re:Great News by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      I brought home a shiny new copy of Guitar hero to play on my youngest sister's PS2 a coouple of months ago, since I lack the console but wanted to give it a lash; we gathered round the TV and started up the game, and it fell to me, 5'11 and 120 kilos to strap on this teeny plastic guitar, to some sniggering. The sniggers were soon replaced by 'me next, me next', as the whole family (minus parents) got up to play. We had a ball.

      If i can strap on a plastic guitar and attempt Smoke on the Water fir the first tim in front of my nearest and dearest, then I think Wii players can handle using the Wiimote in front of other people to go fishing in Zelda (^^)

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    12. Re:Great News by doug141 · · Score: 1

      I also can't imagine what could be more fun than (I hope they make this game) using the nunchuck to force-pull a blaster from a stormtrooper's hands, then using the wiimote to saber him.

      Oh wait... using the nunchuck to force-choke his thrashing body would be more fun. Maybe doing all three to the same trooper would be the most fun... yeah, that's it.

    13. Re:Great News by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 1

      I really doubt that anyone who plays DDR is complaining about "having to move around too much" or "looking stupid" with regards to the Wiimote. There are people who make such silly complaints, but they're the same people who say those things about DDR. So I think you're talking about some intersection of populations that simply doesn't exist.

    14. Re:Great News by ggy · · Score: 1

      You're worried about the Wii?!
      Just look at the picture on page 2 of the PS3 article! The guy with the controller is standing in another ROOM! I mean talk about large movement!

      But really, I'm intrigued, they said they only got some racing game, so is the guy running from his out-of-control car or what's going on? I could understand a new Track and Field, but a racing game?

    15. Re:Great News by mgblst · · Score: 1

      You know, there might be two distinct groups of people, those who play DDr and those who think that the Wii remote will make them look stupid. I know it makes things easier, lumping people into groups, such as me and everyone else, but it sort of makes your argument a bit silly. And don't get excited because you were modded up by Nintendo fanboys.

      If all I had to go on was slashdot/online media, it would appear that the Wii will outsell everything else by 10:1.

      But my friends, who are busy playing games rather than talking about them, are counting down the days for the PS3.

      Me, I think you are all wasting your time - doesn't stop me wanting to read about it though.

    16. Re:Great News by tttonyyy · · Score: 1
      The one part of the article that really stuck out at me, though, was the comment that "large motions is how you have fun".

      Abso-bloomin-lutely!

      My family play Donkey Konga on the GC. Sure, you can play it just by pressing the sensors on the drum pads, or tapping the microphone instead of clapping, but it's MUCH more fun to be pounding your way through a track. In fact, it's almost subconcious - if you start out being gentle and making controlled movements, by the end you'll be pounding away like the best of them.

      (Actually, I should probably rephrase that last sentance, but you get the point!)

      Often overlooked by geeks is the adrenaline factor. You can have such a good time you don't even notice you're having excercise until afterwards when the adrenaline wears off. I go kite-landboarding, which can be pretty physically demanding (not to mention painful) but I never notice my muscles hurting or the bruises until afterwards, when the adrenaline has faded away. You can get good excercise without even noticing if the situation is right. :)
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  3. So this isn't a direct comparison? by hal2814 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This post is grabbing one review for one piece of hardware and comaring it to a completely different review of another piece of hardware? That's just silly. Somebody let me know when there are some side-by-side comparisons of both controllers actually comparing the featuresets and performance of each.

    1. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what you're saying is you have a problem with an "apples and oranges"-type approach when discussing an apple and an orange?

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    2. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fair, objective comparison on the Internet? Involving a Sony product?! Surely, you jest my good sir!

    3. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But we're not looking at apples and oranges. They're both gaming controllers. They have an awful lot in common. A single review (or even two reviews that review the same metrics) would be a much better defense of the headline than the rather disjointed reviews they've used up here.

    4. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Nah, I just have a problem when the headline, and Zonk's blurb make it seem like a Grapefruit to Grapefruit comparison, instead of the Apple to Orange comparison it is.

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    5. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I started to agree with you. Then I realized that these are games we're talking about. They should be fun. Well constructed controllers are great, but if it feels or seems wrong, then, in terms of what a game system needs, it is wrong. A feature for feature comparison will never tell you that.

    6. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by sfontain · · Score: 1

      This post is grabbing one review for one piece of hardware and comaring it to a completely different review of another piece of hardware? That's just silly. Somebody let me know when there are some side-by-side comparisons of both controllers actually comparing the featuresets and performance of each.

      Sorry, man, but this is Slashdot. It's no different than the Slashdot custom of taking one particular quote about MS and one quote about Linux and concluding that MS is evil. And in particular, this article was posted by Zonk, perhaps the absolute king of Slashdot spin.

    7. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by Kabuthunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Surprise, apples and oranges are both fruit that you eat. Both are acidic, and both grow on trees.

      So if you wanted to get a reveiw of cars, would you completely ignore any review by a site that only did a review of one of the cars you wanted? Sometimes, you don't have the option of having a single source review everything on earth.

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    8. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      If I'm in the market to buy a car, I'm going to read reviews of the cars I'm interested in. I'm going to read a review for Car A, and another one for Car B, and another one for Car C. It's very unlikely that those reviews will compare A to B or A to C or B to C, but that doesn't stop them from being useful or informative.

    9. Re:So this isn't a direct comparison? by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "So if you wanted to get a reveiw of cars, would you completely ignore any review by a site that only did a review of one of the cars you wanted?"

      No, but automobile reviews contain actual measurable data more often than not. I can get actual metrics from one vehicle and compare it to the same metrics gathered elsewhere for another vehicle. I sure wouldn't go take one person's personal impressions of the car and put them up against one other person's personal impressions of another car, especially if one of the cars in question wasn't even the focal point of one of the reviews but merely a side commentary.

      For the Slashdot editors to trot this crap out as some sort of legitimate comparison is deplorable.

  4. Flimsy or not by techpawn · · Score: 0

    I bet they both shatter nicely when I chuck them against a wall in anger

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  5. Zonk playing Zonk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm amazed how Zonk listens to the voices of his fans!

  6. More damning news by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I also heard that the SIXAXIS controller ... only uses three axes :-(

    1. Re:More damning news by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

      True, but threeaxis isn't a palindrome and therefore couldn't be made into a super-sweet logo.

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    2. Re:More damning news by TFer_Atvar · · Score: 1

      That's odd... mine uses four.

    3. Re:More damning news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Alright, I'll bite.

      The Sixaxis is so named because it can detect motion along all six possible axes: three translational (up/down, left/right, back/forth) and three rotational (roll, pitch, yaw).

    4. Re:More damning news by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, that explanation does bite. The three rotational axes are about the same axes as the translational.

    5. Re:More damning news by shimage · · Score: 1

      So what? You still have 6 degrees of freedom, which is all you need.

    6. Re:More damning news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear dumbass, Rolling is accomplished via moving a controller on the up/down axis and the left/right axis. Can you figure out how pitch and yaw are accomplished?

    7. Re:More damning news by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I have it on good authority that the axes are actually offset by 0.05 degrees.

      Really, does it matter? There are six conceptual axes, and nothing inherent saying they must be the same. It's six degrees of freedom, but maybe "SixFree" didn't ring the right bells for their marketing department.

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    8. Re:More damning news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each thumbstick on a controller has 2 axes (up/down and left/right). Check out the windows driver panel. The tilt sensors in the sixaxis (AKA sexaccess) provide another 2 axes. So that's 2+2+2=6.

      Unless the controller has full 3D tilt sensors, in which case it's 2+2+3=7, and if it has 3D accelerometers too (I'm not clear on this) it has 2+2+3+3=10...

    9. Re:More damning news by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Moving forward and left produces positive motion on the Y axis and negative motion on the X axis, and without other interaction, your orientation stays the same.

      Adding yaw changes your orientation.

      If I spin out at 0,0 and go straight to 1,1, while still spinning the steering wheel like mad, I'll be yawing like crazy yet my up/down, left/right movement is a straight line. I could be turned around, facing left, any direction on the X-Y axis.

      Now, if, at the end, I was facing forward AND up instead of just forward, I've changed pitch. If I was facing forward but on my side, I've rolled.

      I guess you're thinking of something like GTA or some other top down game where moving left and right is an implied yaw and your orientation changes automatically... That's not proper geometry.

    10. Re:More damning news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has six axis like the name. The left stick gives it two axis, the right stick gives it two more axis and the accelerometers give it two more axis. When you add those axis up you get six axis of freedom.

    11. Re:More damning news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you are not versed in string-theory. There are at least 10 dimentions in our universe, and the SIXAXIS is only using SIX of them!

      How primative.

  7. Yeah, and... by ivan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...PSP UMDs come flying out like throwing stars during normal gameplay all the time...

    Forgive me if I'm a bit skeptical of a negative review of a Sony product before it is even released. I'll wait until I see a demo unit and judge for myself.

    1. Re:Yeah, and... by ciw42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They may not be available to the general public yet, but these guys have actually played with the respective controllers, so it's hardly speculation, and with production lead times being what they are, they'll have been playing with actual release revisions of the hardware and not just protoypes as those who made pretty much the same comments months ago were.

      Granted, if it were your mate from down the pub telling you the same thing then you'd be quite right being sceptical, but I don't think so in this case.

    2. Re:Yeah, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The PSP isn't out yet?

      How exactly did you manage to post from over a year and a half in the past???

    3. Re:Yeah, and... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      ...PSP UMDs come flying out like throwing stars during normal gameplay all the time...

      Forgive me if I'm a bit skeptical of a negative review of a Sony product before it is even released. I'll wait until I see a demo unit and judge for myself.

      I know, man. Those fanbois will come up with anything based on zero knowledege at all.

      For example I myself was skeptical about the "PSP disks shoot out like ninja stars". I'll tell you I was quite dissapointed and ended up deciding not to purchase a PSP when I discovered that the fanboi hype turned out to be BS.

      Seriously, I'd by a dozen PSPs with "UMD shuriken" technology. Firing a deadly barrage of "Armageddon", "XXX", and "Matrix: Revolutions" at my enemies would be the greatest thing ever.

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    4. Re:Yeah, and... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "...PSP UMDs come flying out like throwing stars during normal gameplay all the time..."

      Actually, this was true. Sony tweaked the build of the machines before they made it outside of Japan. Google around, you'll find videos of it.

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    5. Re:Yeah, and... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1
      How exactly did you manage to post from over a year and a half in the past???
      He's using a old type 40... And we all know how moody those can be.
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    6. Re:Yeah, and... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      It's not that it doesn't happen. It's that you have to twist the crap out of the machine to get it to happen.

    7. Re:Yeah, and... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      My point is that these guys have little to no credibility based on past performance.

    8. Re:Yeah, and... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You see, it's something called historical evidence... You reference a past event in order to make an educated assessment of the current situation. It's either that or you can just have knee-jerk responses... Your call.

      Think back. Remember how all the reviews called the PSP flimsy and poorly built? But then they actually came out, and aside from dead-pixel problems, the units were solid. So why should I believe them?

    9. Re:Yeah, and... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      " It's that you have to twist the crap out of the machine to get it to happen."

      In the videos I saw, it didn't take much to make it happen. That was from the early run of the machines, though. As I said, Sony did something to them to alleviate that problem. So, yes, it's a myth that it's a common problem. I'm just disputing the bit that it was ever a problem at all.

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  8. koaded message follows ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    S in the B is C with your M and D

  9. Funny how.. by Colourspace · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The UK is in the last of the major regions to get these consoles, yet both articles originate here. How odd.

    1. Re:Funny how.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're stioll waiting for the Megadrive to come out. We've got lots of time to speculate on the next generation consoles.

  10. Slashdot/Zonk bias? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wonder if Slashdot purposely tries to select negative PS3 stories... it certainly seems like it since there are some stories that are positive that are being skipped. Of course, Microsoft is probably also funding some anti-Sony blogs, as part of their marketing campaign.

    1. Re:Slashdot/Zonk bias? by Reapman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, on other sites I do actually read some pro PS3 stories, but Slashdot's agenda doesn't allow for that. Most other sites are negative too most of the time, but at least they do throw the odd positive in. Me being the type to go against the flow is really wanting to get a PS3 more and more.

    2. Re:Slashdot/Zonk bias? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not that they pick negative PS3 stories... if you RTFA, you'll find that it's actually overwhelmingly positive about the PS3. Slashdot summaries just ignore the positive parts, and blow the negative bits out of proportion.

    3. Re:Slashdot/Zonk bias? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      The answer is yes Zonk does pick and choose stories and it's incredibly childish. A site like Kotaku.com is far better for gaming news which hasn't been tainted by the editor's hard-on for one particular console. Every platform gets praise and damnation as the site sees fit and there's enough to go around. Alternatively 1up.com has an excellent weekly video and radio cast where you get some very animated discussion from all view points.

    4. Re:Slashdot/Zonk bias? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "I wonder if Slashdot purposely tries to select negative PS3 stories..."

      Slashdot? They're posted everywhere.

      I wouldn't complain anyway. I find it very interesting that Sony spontaneously decided to lower the Japan launch price. I wonder why they'd do something crazy like that? ;)

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    5. Re:Slashdot/Zonk bias? by DingerX · · Score: 1

      please pass my name on to your employer. I could do a better job of astroturfing, with higher efficiency and more discretion.

    6. Re:Slashdot/Zonk bias? by ermannob · · Score: 1

      Why should anyone be kind with Sony when Sony tried to install rootkits on our PCs? And when Sony tries to kill homebrew scene in PSP? If I was a journalist, I would not help Sony at all!

  11. whiiiiii! by grapeape · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't wait, im actually one of the ones who liked the idea of the controller for the need to move around. My kids love their gamecube and the idea of combining their "entertainment" with more exercise could only be a good thing. They dont spend too much time on their current console but with winter coming gaming becomes much more of a time waster. I am so glad Nintendo decided to include Wii sports as a pack-in, it looks to be a good title and a fun party game. Who cares what you look like, i cant play a good game without dodging and leaning anyway so this just means I will be doing it for a purpose.

    I wonder if the bad feedback of the ps3 controller continues, if it will spark a redesign? Its not like it hasnt happened before, the original dual shock came out years after the lauch of the original playstation if I remember correctly. I wouldnt mind seeing the "boomerang" controller they showed off early in the design. Is the flimy feel a real problem or is it simply the loss of heft from the rumble motors?

    1. Re:whiiiiii! by crossmr · · Score: 1

      That really depends on how much of this movement would translate to sustained exercise. While something like Dance Dance Revolution (or Stepmania for your PC) is very easy to compare to traditional exercise, I'm not sure if Wii Tennis is on that same level.

      You may find that once you get in to it, strenuous movement isn't required to actually play these games. If it isn't, then the excercise component is non-existent. While some movement is better than no movement, the actual benefits might not even materialize. I've seen the Wii Tennis video, and until I actually play it for myself, I can't be certain they weren't exaggerating the movement to make it look more physical than it really is.

      I've also seen the Zelda video, while you move, it certainly isn't even in the realm of exercise. No more than reaching for my mouse really.

      While I love the concept of the Wii, and its likely going to be the first console I've ever bought, I'm certainly not prepared to assume its going to be useful as part of real exercise. On the other hadn if we see a DDR game come out that includes a mat AND uses the Remote and Nunchuks to encourage full body moving, that is another story.

    2. Re:whiiiiii! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I surely hope for the sake of your kids that you're not one of those saps that think the Wii's controller with it's "added excercise bonus" can take the place or even compete with real excercise.

    3. Re:whiiiiii! by grapeape · · Score: 1

      And I hope for your sake that you read warning labels and instructions better than you do posts...since you evidently missed the second sentence

      "They dont spend too much time on their current console but with winter coming gaming becomes much more of a time waster."

      They get about 2-3 hours a week on their console, they are usually too busy with little league or riding their bikes, but thanks for your concern.

    4. Re:whiiiiii! by D4MO · · Score: 1

      And it shall be called ... exertainment!! No? entercise??

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    5. Re:whiiiiii! by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      Um, get them the Mario DDR game and pad. It's a hoot, and my kids love it. Frankly, I turn the thing on and we all take a turn.. I do the really fast songs on "hard" or "very hard" and since I can't really dance, I just bounce up and down on beat, moving my feet (to the middle if I have to). This is a decent areobic workout. I lift dumbells/do crunches and stuff on a ball when it's not my turn. If I do this for 30-40 minutes, it's a pretty good workout, and everyone has a good time.

    6. Re:whiiiiii! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Um, get them the Mario DDR game and pad

      Pardon me while I scream, childishly and petulantly, NO!. I am so sick of seeing that little bastard on everything Nintendo makes.

  12. Obligatory Penny Arcade Strip by Pointdexter · · Score: 1
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  13. PS3 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow, there seems to be some major issues with the PS3 at this late date. Even though its supposed to be out next month there are these problems outstanding:

    - Final software have not been shipped to developers yet
    - Final hardware have not been shipped to developers yet
    - Final online specs have not been shipped to developers yet

    Yet the developers are supposed to be producing games based on these shaky specifications? How are they possibly going to have time to beta test before manufacturing? How would they know how to add online support if the service isn't up yet?

    Now the PS3 controller is supposed to be bad too. What a disaster!

    1. Re:PS3 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we also add that it looks like arse to that list? I've not really taken an interest in any of the console stuff going on before so maybe this is old news, but I just saw the PS3 in the article. Is that really it? Sure you can't always tell from a picture and the wallpaper behind it doesn't help but it looks ridiculously dated. Or is it just me?

    2. Re:PS3 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it reminds me of a bad 70's betamax player.

    3. Re:PS3 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... weird... And here I was thinking that this Black Dev Kit I had on my desk was a Final PS3 Dev Kit. And of course, to be fair, let's not mention Nintendo's last minute Mandatory support of their Home Button Library ( which takes only ~ 2 megs away from the devs ). But yeah... the controller vibrates and has the shape of a dildo.. big bonus for em, my GF might find an interest in video games after all !!

    4. Re:PS3 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But yeah... the controller vibrates and has the shape of a dildo.. big bonus for em, my GF might find an interest in video games after all !!

      Big of you to admit that the gf has to get her kicks from battery-operated means.

    5. Re:PS3 Problems by revlayle · · Score: 1

      also made by Sony :P

    6. Re:PS3 Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who in their right mind would assume that if a girl uses a vibrator its because her bf doesn't satisfy her.

      I think you need to go out more and stop playing with that joystick in solo mode :p

    7. Re:PS3 Problems by DrXym · · Score: 1
      - Final software have not been shipped to developers yet

      Says who? What does "final" mean anyway in a system which will upgrade its firmware over time? What does it mean to developers who expect and will receive updated versions of the SDK over time?

      - Final hardware have not been shipped to developers yet

      Says who? A quick google of "final developers kit ps3" yields an article from August that says otherwise. Interestingly it says "Speaking of LAN play, all eight dev kits were connected over the PlayStation Network in real time, which exhibited no lag whatsoever." which leads on to...

      - Final online specs have not been shipped to developers yet

      Again, says who? Just because YOU don't know what the PS3 has in the way of online goodies, doesn't mean developers don't. Clearly its enough for Insomniac to offer multiplayer in Resistance Fall of Man, but multiplayer titles it is clear that the PS3 doesn't have many online multiplayer launch titles. Neither does the Wii.

      Will either system offer a 1:1 mapping with XBox Live? I don't know. The list for the PNP system as shown on Wikipedia seems fairly comprehensive. I have no idea what Wii offers.

      And even if either system is lacking something, does that mean it will be lacking it forever? Tell me any kind of online service that has offered absolutely everything from day 1 without a single incremental improvement or new feature.

      Yet the developers are supposed to be producing games based on these shaky specifications? How are they possibly going to have time to beta test before manufacturing? How would they know how to add online support if the service isn't up yet?

      So describe the network gaming on the Wii please. The fact is that Nintendo hasn't said exactly what it is yet, not even to 3rd party developers. And if you don't know, why are you slagging off Sony for not revealing details to your satisfaction when Nintendo hasn't either? Perhaps Sony & Nintendo know how disastrous it would be if their online system went down on day 1. In that regard, Microsoft had an advantage since their XBox Live service had years of development and experience to build on. Perhaps both Sony and Nintendo have in their own ways chosen to restrict online play until they have a few months to iron out any glitches in their respective systems.

  14. Lazy Gamers by pembo13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of all the things to be worried about in a console, getting some physical activity in (for the average person) should be the _least_ of ones concerns, and should instead be welcomed. Most should be able to come to grips with the fact that they likely don't get enough physical exercise as it is. I'm more worried about what the multiple purchases will do to my account than my arms. In the worst case scenario, think of it as a thermostat of sorts: when you spend too much time playing, you have feedback in the form of pain so you know its time to do something else.

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    1. Re:Lazy Gamers by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      Going to the gym or jogging just seems plain boring...
      If can exercise to some extent by playing fun video games, all the better!

      Not to say there aren't fun "old-fashioned" exercise, like ball games, skating or parkour but video games are much easier to just pick up and play (for me).

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  15. Thank you, Zonk by earbenT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...as always, for your honest and responsible reporting of videogame news from a totally objective and unbiased point of view.

  16. Of course it's going to be flimsy! by Channard · · Score: 1

    After all, half of the weight in the PS2 controller, the regular one, was down to the heavy vibration motors. The absence of these in any device would make it lighter than a device with the motors.

    1. Re:Of course it's going to be flimsy! by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be easily offset by using denser (stronger ?) materials?

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    2. Re:Of course it's going to be flimsy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, but this one has the wireless logic + batteries, so the weight will be on par with the PS2 controller, probably even surpassing it a little bit.

    3. Re:Of course it's going to be flimsy! by twistedsymphony · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I would think that batteries would add that weight back...

      Weight doesn't always contribute to making something feel high in quality. There's also...
      • Tacktile feedback of buttons
      • size of the split in the plastic shell
      • consistancy of the split size in the plastic shell
      • amount that the controller can flex in areas where it shouldn't
      • Consistancy of linear feedback across the entire range of movements in the analog sticks and triggers
      • noises the controller might make that it shouldn't (creeks when flexed, or buttons rattling against the shell
      • how well the weight is balanaced across the controller
      • the surface finish of the plastic shell and buttons
      • the responce on screen following a button push
      etc. etc. etc. Sometimes more weight makes something feel like it's higher in quality, but it's not even close to being the only metric. Pick up a cheap 3rd party knock-off controller, most of them will weigh the same as the 1st party they're emulating yet you can feel the quality difference just holding it in your hands, most of which is due to some of the factors I mentioned above. Using cheap plastics, or cheap injection molds will give the plastics a cheap feel regardless of weight, you can feel the minute unevenness of the split in the shell (even if you can't see it), smoothness of the analog feed back and crisp tactile buttons response go a long way towards perception of quality in a control device as well.
    4. Re:Of course it's going to be flimsy! by Dev59 · · Score: 1

      The small circuit board for the wireless, the LEDs, the trigger mechanisms, the USB port and the rechargeable battery will probably still weigh less combined than the rumble motors.

    5. Re:Of course it's going to be flimsy! by jedi_gras · · Score: 1

      The PS3's were at the DigiLife expo in NY this past weekend and I got to try it out first hand. The controller feels just like the older PS2 controller if only a little lighter. If you were used to playing PS2, then this will be no different. I don't see how someone could say that it was flimsy...if you want to make it heavier, add some lead weights to it, but other then that it feels sturdy and light.

  17. this is actually good by sxpert · · Score: 1

    it shows Nintendo acting for the good of the community,
    I suspect playing th wii will get those overweight americans back in shape

    1. Re:this is actually good by Veetox · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to Wii-box my way to weight-loss!

    2. Re:this is actually good by DocBoss · · Score: 1

      Rumor has it that a Wii game aimed at getting people in shape is on its way. http://darkzero.co.uk/v4/games/news/10426/wii-nint endo-developing-wii-exercise-game

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  18. Bring out the 'zonked' tag - never said "flimsy" by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Nowhere in the article did it say the Sixaxis was "flimsy" or in fact "poorly designed" - they just didn't feel it was as much improved as the 360 controller. Basically if you read the whole thing it comes off with them rather thinking it's like a PS2 controller. And there were some aspects they liked, like the center button showing you to the minute how much battery life was left in your controller.

    Attach the "Zonked" tag for such a blantant re-writing of article content.

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  19. Looking forward to the movement by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Quite frankly, hearing that the Wii controller is sturdy enough is great, as half of why I'm so interested is that it forces me or my son (and friends) to get up off the couch to play. Don't think we'll be diving behind the couch like they show in a lot of the trailers and movies, though.

    But I will have to vacuum and pick up a lot more regularly - there goes my stack of magazines ...

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  20. Re:Great News or why we dance by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Another thing. Have you ever watched someone play video games with a regular controller. Most people look pretty stupid.

    "A slack jaw, and not much to say ..." (song lyrics)

    Yeah, I'd rather have people look in my window and see me getting a bit of exercise than resemble Cartman on the World of Warcraft episode of South Park.

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  21. Useless without pics by szembek · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would really like it if I could see an image of this controller. If you are like me here is an image of the ps3 controller:
    http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/05/ps3-controll er-final.jpg

    Correct me if this is out of date, it looks like it's from May. Same style/feel of the PS2 dual shock.

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    1. Re:Useless without pics by yanos · · Score: 1
      Same style/feel of the PS2 dual shock.

      That's precisely my problem with it. Why didn't they finally swap the dpad with the left analog stick is beyond me.
    2. Re:Useless without pics by illeism · · Score: 1

      The d-pad is still super handy, especially for games like Tony Hawk American Wasteland. I use the d-pad for some direction specific tricks and quick directional taps when the analog stick just won't do.

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    3. Re:Useless without pics by Dev59 · · Score: 1

      Add me to the list of people who likes the placement of the d-pad and the analog sticks on PS controllers.

      That said, the overall shape and feel of the 360 controller is definitely superior to any of the PS controllers.

    4. Re:Useless without pics by Fancia · · Score: 1
      Swapping the d-pad's position wouldn't necessarily mean making it harder to get at, though. After awhile of using the Xbox Controller S, using the d-pad more often than the analogue stick, I've found that the d-pad is just as comfortable positioned where the Dual Shock puts its analogue stick. Because it's flat and has no real throw it doesn't make a difference for usability if it's slightly further out.

      Conversely, having the left analogue stick where the Xbox pad does makes a big difference for playability, at least to me. Maybe I just have small hands, but I can't comfortably press the Sony analogue stick all the way to the right because it's positioned too far to the right; having it in the position where the controller S puts it makes it much more comfortable to use.

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  22. Zonk Articles Flimsy, Actual Journalism Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative
    So lets get this staight: a page and a half (of a 2 page 'preview) extolling most of the PS3 features - they liked the interface, slot loading drive, and physical design - but on this developer machine, with a prerelease controller model, they say:

    More worrying still, the newly-designed lower L and R shoulder triggers feel more like they belong on an early controller prototype than the near-final model.

    It is an early controller prototype. The PS3 they have won't even play DVDs. But don't let that stop a nice Sony bash Zonk, after all its all you've got going on in games.slashdot.

    I'd edit him out of my visible list but then the games section would be empty. Probably worthwhile anyhow.

    1. Re:Zonk Articles Flimsy, Actual Journalism Fun by k_187 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      if you're still working with early controller prototypes a month before launch, you've got problems.

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    2. Re:Zonk Articles Flimsy, Actual Journalism Fun by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "It is an early controller prototype."

      Where does it say that?

      "The PS3 they have won't even play DVDs. But don't let that stop a nice Sony bash Zonk, after all its all you've got going on in games.slashdot."

      Um, yeah, it has slightly older firmware. That's hardly the same as rewinding it back in time to an earlier revision of the controller.

      If Zonk's guilty of drawing absurd conclusions to support their agenda, then you are as well.

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    3. Re:Zonk Articles Flimsy, Actual Journalism Fun by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      Well, to be honest, as the primary interface mechanism the controller is really a lot more important than the system design, the slot loading drive, or the interface that you only deal with before the game.

  23. Re:Bring out the 'zonked' tag - never said "flimsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, except on page two where they did say pretty much the same thing:

    "...the SIXAXIS [controller] feels cheap, plasticky, uncomfortable and disconcertingly light."

    Cheap and plasticky means "flimsy" and uncomfortable means "poorly designed".

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  24. Re:Bring out the 'zonked' tag - never said "flimsy by cowscows · · Score: 1


    Zonk is just upset because they canned their original "boomerang" shaped controller. He loved that thing.

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  25. Looks like Nintendo fans are getting desperate by mechapanda · · Score: 0, Troll

    he funny bit is that Nintendo has already lost the Next-Gen war.
    The Japanese weekly games magazine Famitsu did a survey of over 4000 attendees of the Tokyo Game Show:

    Which next-generation system are you most looking forward to:

    PS3 58.3%
    Wii 33.8%
    Xbox 360 7.9%

    1. Re:Looks like Nintendo fans are getting desperate by clu76 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Japanese weekly games magazine Famitsu did a survey of over 4000 attendees of the Tokyo Game Show:

      Nintendo wasn't even present TGS.

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    2. Re:Looks like Nintendo fans are getting desperate by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? A survey of 4000 people in Tokyo is your basis for Nintendo losing the Next-Gen war? For one thing, what sells in Japan is by no means guaranteed to be what sells in the U.S., Europe, or anywhere else. More importantly it's a small survey where two of the three options aren't even available yet. It means absolutely nothing.

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    3. Re:Looks like Nintendo fans are getting desperate by mechapanda · · Score: 0

      For one thing, what sells in Japan is by no means guaranteed to be what sells in the U.S., Europe, or anywhere else


      Wrong. Completely wrong
      The console gaming world revolves around the demands of Japanese gamers, that wasn't 4000 random Japanese, that was 4000 Japanese gamers.
      The highest selling console in Japan will get the premium games. Yes Japanese games. But we are talking consoles, on the PC I play mainly US games, on consoles I've never played a US game in my life.

      I guess you are American because there is zero interest here in London in the Wii. UK stores started taking pre-order's a week and a half ago now - the one near my office (Game) in a major shopping center put up a poster on the first day saying 14 pre-orders available, it is currently stuck on 12. The store two doors down (Game-Station) a few months ago took PS3 orders, nothing in the window and when I went in there an hour after opening they had 30 pre-orders.

    4. Re:Looks like Nintendo fans are getting desperate by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm British and I've seen plenty of interest for both the Wii and the PS3 here in the UK. As far as Japanese game makers go, they'll make games for whatever sells, wherever it sells. Don't be so close-minded and don't put so much faith in the findings of one survey. The ability for the companies to make a succesful roll-out of their product, the machines' capabilities, and oh yes, the quality of games available will be what determine the success or failure of both consoles.

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    5. Re:Looks like Nintendo fans are getting desperate by clu76 · · Score: 1

      I don't believe a single word you just said.

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  26. PS3 Controller vs Wii Controller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Wii Controller is not a physical burden, depending on how the developers use it. In one of the games I've played, there is a very fun but very tiring excercise that exists in a 1v1 mode. All other instances I have seen create negligible burden on the user. The only exception to this may depend on your setup. We have desks and it's not always easy to use the wiimote if you are an elbows on table kinda guy.

    The PS3 controller feels a lot lighter without the vibration motor. It takes a bit of getting used to. Also, the trigger buttons have been slightly improved (IMO). I haven't seen anything really cool done with the 3-axis movement yet.

    In all honesty, I can see the wiimote improving not just finger dexterity, but arm dexterity and resulting "brain dexterity" (thus improving ambidexterity). The PS3 I am not so sure about because you are using both arms in conjunction and really only require one side of the brain to tell your dominant hand what to do. In my humble opinion, the wiimote has great potential for improving certain motor skills whereas the PS3 is largely, and still, more of a controller as opposed to an customizable interface device.

  27. Re:Bring out the 'zonked' tag - never said "flimsy by DrXym · · Score: 1
    It doesn't even say it's a final production controller either. From the sounds of it the machine and the controller were some late prototypes that Sony drones are dragging around and not necessarily indicative of the final product.

    Attach the "Zonked" tag for such a blantant re-writing of article content.

    Quite. See how far you get if you submit an article about alleged problems with the Wii and sunlight, or Wii consoles locking up.

  28. Re:Bring out the 'zonked' tag - never said "flimsy by tonywong · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd mod you down, but then no one would know why. If you had bothered to read the article until the end, here it is:

    FTFA:

    "Personally, we can't help but feel that the SIXAXIS (as it's now known) has been sadly neglected when viewed alongside the rest of the PS3. Compared to Microsoft's uber-comfortable Xbox 360 pad, the SIXAXIS feels cheap, plasticky, uncomfortable and disconcertingly light - almost as if it's going to fly out of your hands during those more extreme gaming moments.

    More worrying still, the newly-designed lower L and R shoulder triggers feel more like they belong on an early controller prototype than the near-final model. Replicating the 360 pad, rather than being simple shoulder-mounted buttons, the triggers are now hinged horizontally along the controller, with pressure forcing them inward along the bottom - like triggers then, really. Trouble is, they're placed almost unnaturally low meaning we found ourselves operating them by jamming our fingers in between the hinges to apply pressure, rather than using the buttons themselves. What's more, the triggers are convex, with no grooves to keep your fingers in place - an issue further compounded by their smooth finish, offering no resistance against your finger tips. Invariably we found our digits slipping off with the triggers snapping back to their default position. Bah. Of course, the PS2's Dual Shock pad wasn't without its faults either but we still learned to live with it. It's just a shame that Sony hasn't used its resources to bring its controller up to next-gen standards along with its cutting-edge hardware."

  29. Wow, that PS3 article was, um, interesting by BeBoxer · · Score: 1

    I don't know if Sony just didn't let the reviewers say anything interesting, or if the optical drive and on off buttons are really some of the more exciting aspects of the unit. I mean really, does any body really give a crap is a console is tray loading or slot loading? Both styles of optical drive have been around for what, 10 years? And a touch sensitive eject button? Who cares?

    What about the games? Is the thing any fun to play? I guess they were only allowed to play one game and didn't bother saying anything about it since they have another article in the works. Add in some random comments about the firmware being incomplete and some negative comments about the controller and that's the whole article. I can't say the overall article was negative, but since the features they seemed most excited about are incidental to the actual gameplay I don't think you could call it positive.

    Now contrast this with the Wii review:

    It's every independent journalist's nightmare to sound like a hype generating machine; the very sight of hype sends us screaming for the hills. However, just sometimes there is hype well deserved. This is one such time. This controller, my friends, is to gaming what remote controllers were to TV sets. You have to play with this thing, and we're convinced you're going to love it. Really.

    The article is about the same length, but is focused almost 100% on an issue that is actually relevant to gameplay. And comes up with very positive comments about it. I think the Wii is really going to be the console to beat this generation.

  30. Re:Sad but true story... by Psykechan · · Score: 1

    I'm a game player that can go from zero to crazy psycho bitch in under 4.8 seconds of video game frustration. I am pretty rough on my game controllers sometimes but have only ever succeeded in breaking a single controller: a Dual Shock 2 that literally shattered when I smashed it against the floor. For reference, it was because of those ambulance missions in GTAIII and I was thankful that I did not injure myself as well as the controller.

    If I can break a PS2 controller, then I have no doubt that the 'already described as flimsy' PS3 SIXAXIS would shatter just as easily. No other controller has ever shattered during my abuse; I have two controllers that rattle (Genesis 3 button and an orange Gamecube), a Sidewinder gamepad with teeth marks (don't ask) and a scuff on my furniture where an Xbox Controller S proved that it was stronger. I've even had to track down errant keys and pop them back on the keyboard after a dreaded WoW pick up group went awry. Even the original Playstation controllers could take some punishment as they bear their scars but still work. Somewhere along the lines Sony just switched to brittle plastic.

    Seriously, I'm not that strong. I imagine that the stereotypical Slashdot loaf could beat me at arm-wrestling. If Sony's controllers can't stand up to my abuse then they sure as hell won't survive a testosterone addled teen's. I will reserve my final judgement until I can mangle both a Wii Remote and a SIXAXIS first hand, but I'm just saying that it doesn't look good.

    Oh and I have been trying to control myself. You know you have a problem when your boyfriend refuses to play Street Fighter with you because he doesn't want to upset you. I can be scary sometimes.

  31. Re:Bring out the 'zonked' tag - never said "flims by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1
    "Nowhere in the article did it say the Sixaxis was "flimsy" or in fact "poorly designed"

    Instead of duplicating that, we'll take a look at one last thing - possibly the most controversial aspect of the PS3: the controller. Prepare to be shocked though: we don't really like it all that much. True enough, you can go along with Phil Harrison's proclamation that it's already the industry-standard controller amongst umpteen-million gamers around the globe, but, arguably, that doesn't make it the best. Personally, we can't help but feel that the SIXAXIS (as it's now known) has been sadly neglected when viewed alongside the rest of the PS3. Compared to Microsoft's uber-comfortable Xbox 360 pad, the SIXAXIS feels cheap, plasticky, uncomfortable and disconcertingly light - almost as if it's going to fly out of your hands during those more extreme gaming moments.


    Well, technically you're right. It's cheap and plasticky, not flimsy or poorly designed. Whatever.
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  32. Read your own words by SuperKendall · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Compared to Microsoft's uber-comfortable Xbox 360 pad, the SIXAXIS feels cheap, plasticky, uncomfortable and disconcertingly light

    Read what I said again. Then read what you said. Then read what the article said. Then read what you said. Then read what I said one more time.

    Which of the words above (or in any part you quoted, or in the article yourself) is "Flimsy"? "Plasticy" does not mean "Flimsy". "Light" does not mean "Flimsy". Uncomfortable does not even mean "Flimsy". Go ahead, check a Thesaurus!

    Also note EXACTLY what I said in my response, which was that they thought the design should have evolved more which is exactly what the text you quoted says - if you had bothered to read it carefully. I didn't say they liked it wholly, just that they basically thought it was about the same as the PS2 controller - which they also found flawed. And of course you left off the text where they were pretty happy they could read battery life at the press of a button, but then you just couldn't bring yourself to say anything positive about SOny, could you?

    It's just this kind of biased misreading of text that makes Slashdot games articles such a joke. You are luky you did not just mod me down, for then you would not understand why you took the massive Karma hit your upmods are about to take once the metamods come in and read the actual text. It's pretty funny that you are so anti-Sony that your mind actually inserted the word "Flimsy" in there for you when it's not there.

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    1. Re:Read your own words by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1
      "Which of the words above (or in any part you quoted, or in the article yourself) is "Flimsy"? "Plasticy" does not mean "Flimsy"."

      What other property, besides flimsy'ness, would the term 'plasticy' describe?

      "I didn't say they liked it wholly, just that they basically thought it was about the same as the PS2 controller - which they also found flawed."

      They didn't like it wholly? Heh.
      Instead of duplicating that, we'll take a look at one last thing - possibly the most controversial aspect of the PS3: the controller. Prepare to be shocked though: we don't really like it all that much.


      "And of course you left off the text where they were pretty happy they could read battery life at the press of a button, but then you just couldn't bring yourself to say anything positive about SOny, could you?"

      That wasn't the topic. That's just a snide retort on your part to save face.
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    2. Re:Read your own words by nagora · · Score: 1
      "cheap, plasticky, uncomfortable and disconcertingly light"

      That's pretty well the meaning of flimsy right there, aprt from "uncomfortable", which is just a bonus problem.

      Perhaps you should learn English before trying to be pedantic in it.

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    3. Re:Read your own words by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      What other property, besides flimsy'ness, would the term 'plasticy' describe?

      Plenty of things that are otherwise durable have been described as "plasticy". It usually has a corresponding defintion of "light", which they also said - but has nothing to do with durability. Some cameras are described as "plasticy" even with very firm bodies if it's only plastic used in the construction.

      They didn't like it wholly? Heh.

      Yes, that's what they said, as you quoted. Heh. Heh. Heh.

      That wasn't the topic. That's just a snide retort on your part to save face.

      It does lend credence to my somewhat less negative reading of the "we don't really like it all that much.". I guess you couldn't follow the logical connection, but then your inability to read attentivley or make infrences from written text is evident in your ill-thought reply.

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    4. Re:Read your own words by Dev59 · · Score: 1

      Plasticy? Probably refering to the smooth surface of the controller (just like the PS and PS2), which is inferior to the textured and easier to grip surface of the 360 controller.

    5. Re:Read your own words by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Some cameras are described as "plasticy" even with very firm bodies if it's only plastic used in the construction."

      Okay. However, they combined it with cheap and light. What other connotation besides 'flimsy' did they mean?

      "Yes, that's what they said, as you quoted. Heh. Heh. Heh."

      Heh.

      "It does lend credence to my somewhat less negative reading of the "we don't really like it all that much.". I guess you couldn't follow the logical connection, but then your inability to read attentivley or make infrences from written text is evident in your ill-thought reply."

      Mmm hmm. Yeah. I might be bothered by this comment if not for the weak attempt to twist the words of the authors all under the guise of Zonk being anti-Sony. "But they liked the battery level indicator on the controller! They should be singing the praises of it!" Puh-leeze. Sony under-delivered. I'm sorry Zonk didn't sugarcoat the story in your favor.

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    6. Re:Read your own words by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Okay. However, they combined it with cheap and light. What other connotation besides 'flimsy' did they mean?

      Cheap and light still do not mean flimsy. Again, all of the adjectives you need to really say a cheap plastic device is also flimsy are not present in the article - creaky, twisty, and so forth.

      Heh. Heh. Heh!

      Mmm hmm.
      If you don't mind it's impolite to eat peanut butter while discussing life or death technical matters.

      Yeah. I might be bothered by this comment if not for the weak attempt to twist the words of the authors all under the guise of Zonk being anti-Sony. "But they liked the battery level indicator on the controller! They should be singing the praises of it!" Puh-leeze. Sony under-delivered. I'm sorry Zonk didn't sugarcoat the story in your favor.

      See, here's the part that you anti-Sony folk always seem to miss if someone does not recoil in horror at the mention of the demon-spawn Sony.

      Did I say I thought the controller was all that great? No! All I am saying is that you should use the terms the article uses in desribing flaws instead of inventing new ones. The hatred of Sony has disabled that logical left side of your brain where all rational thought takes place, leaving nly room for imagined slights from Sony against your ancestors and/or pet. Indeed, you have a physiological rootkit of the mind, and the ironic thing is you installed it there yourself.

      I personally like the 360 controller a lot. Wrap your warped mind around that concept.

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    7. Re:Read your own words by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Cheap and light still do not mean flimsy. Again, all of the adjectives you need to really say a cheap plastic device is also flimsy are not present in the article - creaky, twisty, and so forth."

      Heh. They didn't need to use all those words since they used the word cheap!

      "See, here's the part that you anti-Sony folk always seem to miss if someone does not recoil in horror at the mention of the demon-spawn Sony."

      I'm not anti-Sony.

      "The hatred of Sony has disabled that logical left side of your brain where all rational thought takes place, leaving nly room for imagined slights from Sony against your ancestors and/or pet."

      I don't hate Sony.

      "I personally like the 360 controller a lot. Wrap your warped mind around that concept."

      Actually I like it, too. Speaking of wrapping warped minds around concepts, not everybody who sees a bad news for Sony is a Sony hater. I'm not going to say "weee! It's got a battery indicator! That's totally awesome!" just to convince you that I'm not sitting here with a Sony voodooo doll riddled with pins.

      Anyway, back on topic: You're wrong. Sorry. Zonk may be one to pick and choose what he posts based on his views, but you picked the wrong battle to fight. Actually, I think you just posted before clicking on Page 2 and now you feel you've got to defend it to death. Labeling me anti-Sony might make it easy to dismiss my arguments, but it doesn't undo your goofs.

      Have a good night, and thanks for the entertaining debate! Heh.

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  33. Re:Bring out the 'zonked' tag - never said "flimsy by Purity+Of+Essence · · Score: 1

    Your right. Here's a list of words they used to describe the controller:

    "neglected"
    "cheap"
    "plasticky"
    "uncomfortable"
    "disconcerting"
    "worrying"
    "unnatural"
    "slipping"
    "shame"
    "faults"

    And to sum up:
    "we don't really like it all that much"

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  34. Oh my by MichailS · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://ps3.ign.com/articles/738/738858p2.html

    You carefully position the disc-based media of your choice against the PS3's front-loading drive slot and the magic fairies deep inside suck it up like a particularly enthusiastic four-quid whore.

    o_Ô

    1. Re:Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is some impressive journalism there.

    2. Re:Oh my by Bigboote66 · · Score: 1

      I was more impressed with what 4 quid buys you in the UK.

      -BbT

  35. Re:Bring out the 'zonked' tag - never said "flimsy by freeweed · · Score: 1

    I think this asshat refreshes Slashdot all day looking for keywords "Sony" and "PS3", just so he can find some minor point to quibble on, and bash Zonk for his "anti-Sony bias".

    Dude, relax. A lot. No amount of Zonk in this world will prevent you from enjoying your precious PS3.

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  36. Re:Sad but true story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but you're posting history tells that you're an anti-Sony "psycho-bitch". Most likely trolling for Microsoft and supporting the Xbox 360.

  37. 2 hour Wii test... by kabocox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um, I'm not sure that was a fair test for the Wii. I mean how many games do you only play for 2 hours? If they really wanted to fairly test it, then they should have had 4-5 hour testing times every weekday and then two 15-18 hour weekend sessions. Come on who only plays for 2 hours at a time? During school, I'd play video games from 4:00-9:00 thats about 5 hours with about 30 min for dinner somewhere in there and homework during the hour of 9:00-10:00 during Star Trek.

    As an adult, I don't play nearly as much. I get home around 5:30-6:00 and it takes 30 min to an 1 hour to fix dinner and eat. So say 6:00-10:00 or 6:00-11:00 is left for video game time. That's 4-5 hours. I've been drooling over the Wii, but will I kill over after getting it and Zelda or Mario?

    On a side note, if I don't die from over excerise, I might get fit.

    1. Re:2 hour Wii test... by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      "Um, I'm not sure that was a fair test for the Wii. I mean how many games do you only play for 2 hours?"

      Maybe I'm getting old, but the idea of playing any video game nonstop for two hours (or more!) strikes me as ridiculously uncomfortable.

    2. Re:2 hour Wii test... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm getting old, but the idea of playing any video game nonstop for two hours (or more!) strikes me as ridiculously uncomfortable.

      It's all the chair. With the right chair, working 8 hours at work is a breeze. With the the right futon chair, playing 5-6 hours of FF is a breeze. It sounds like the excerise part will be optional and that you don't have to excerise that much if you don't want to. Well, 4-5 hours of light excerise is still excerise. If I'm going to be doing medium or heavy exercise for 4-5 hours, I might loose alot of weight.

  38. Spinal Tap: by norminator · · Score: 1

    This one goes to 11.

  39. Definition is easy by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The meaning of plasticky does not seem to be apparent to you. It generally means light (or overlight as in this case) and mostly composed of plastic (imagine that!) instead of other materials like metal and rubber, and has nothing to do with durability - legos are describes as plasticky for example, would you consider them not to be durable? The terms "light", "plasticy", and "uncomfortable" all fit together but say nothing about durability. I am not saying the PS3 controller will be a wonder to behold - what I am saying is that the original article did not say "Flimsy" and that still holds true, no matter how you try to divert attention from this fundamnetal mistake in the writeup. Indeed, something could be flimsy but comfortable so to characterise it as "Flimsy" is misleading.

    The lack of basic english comprehension around here is astounding; I suppose since so many readers such as yourself cannot understand the meaning of simple words Zonk should be partly forgiven for the inexact mistranslation.

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    1. Re:Definition is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yuo == teh cock!

  40. Exactly! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    See, not once does "Flimsy" appear in that list. Flimsy could also describe something that would be comfortable; hence my dislike for the misleading re-write. He should have said "uncomfortable" which is a generic enough term to describe the findings without resorting to misleading characteristics of the controller never mentioned in the article.

    You too are reading in to the artcle what you want to see and not reading what is there.

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    1. Re:Exactly! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      plasticky and cheap would be equivelent to flimsy IMO.

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    2. Re:Exactly! by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      While you're at the dictionary, I think you better look up "sarcasm" too.

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  41. Not to nitpick your nitpicking but... by hurfy · · Score: 1

    "Which of the words above (or in any part you quoted, or in the article yourself) is "Flimsy"?"

    Light

    I checked a thesaurus...... Flimsy is listed under Light and Light is listed under Flimsy

    Good enough for me.

    Not to mention Plasticy does not appear to be a word, so I define it as Flimsy (2 to 1 so would the author)! Prove it means something else!

    Maybe you should check one before you tell others to do so ;)

  42. Then say what you mean by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Cheap and plasticy to me that does not say "flimsy" as there are plenty of very plastic things on the planet that are durable as hell (like legos). Why not actually use those words which the article DID say instead of taking meaning from them that may not be there?

    I'll give you poorly designed if it is truly uncomforable to hold though, that would be a design flaw. It's hard to know though if they evaluation of either system was with a final controller.

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    1. Re:Then say what you mean by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

      You're being paid per post by Sony, aren't you? Admit it!

      I cannot think of another reason anyone would rationally post so many times about the definition of the word flimsy and its profound difference from the words "cheap" and "plasticky."

      That, or you are a philosophy major in a liberal arts college.

  43. But understanding is not, apparently. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    The meaning of plasticky does not seem to be apparent to you.

    The meaning of cheap does not seem to be apparent to you. Neither does it's combination with "plasticky". It generally means light, and composed of cheap plastic (imagine that!), and has quite a lot to do with durability, especially in the vernacular, where "cheap plastic" is a common slur against something made for the least amount of money possible and which breaks the first time you put any torque on it.

    If those words don't imply "Flimsy" to you, then you really are the one who lacks basic English comprehension. I do suppose you can be forgiven since you were willing to forgive.

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    1. Re:But understanding is not, apparently. by nasch · · Score: 1
      If those words don't imply "Flimsy" to you, then you really are the one who lacks basic English comprehension. I do suppose you can be forgiven since you were willing to forgive.
      Forgive me for jumping in (hah!) but regardless of what implies what, wouldn't it be better to use words from the article in the summary? How about "PS3 Controller Cheap and Uncomfortable, Wii Controller Fun"? Nobody could argue with that summary. Well, I take that back, I'm sure somebody could find a way to argue with it.
    2. Re:But understanding is not, apparently. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for jumping in (hah!) but regardless of what implies what, wouldn't it be better to use words from the article in the summary?

      Sure, but at the same time, it still conveys largely the same meaning as what was in the article. As you note, someone would find a way to argue with whatever wording was used. I do grant that Zonk is a shitty editor, and in quotes "cheap, plasticky" would have actually had more punch (I'm assuming this wasn't the submitter's headline, or its their fault, though Zonk still sucks). "Cheap" has negative connotations beyond just merely being flimsy, and it was really funny to hear Super arguing that "cheap, plasticky" was a better review than "flimsy".

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    3. Re:But understanding is not, apparently. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then it wouldn't sound cool. Sometimes you just have to offend a few pedantic kids for alliteration. Everybody loves alliteration.

    4. Re:But understanding is not, apparently. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Good point. Awesome authors alliterate a lot. Plus a lot of kids think pedantry is just so cool that they try to use it when inappropriate for hilarious self-pwnage.

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  44. Wow, you're not kidding by bunions · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's actually pretty disgraceful.

    Henceforth, along with the worthless whatever.com is, like slashdot, an OSDN company disclaimers, every time Zonk posts something game-related I'd like a Zonk is incapable of performing his function as a reasonably unbiased editor on this topic. And I think it's important that the disclaimer stays there when he dupes the article the next day too. At least that'd tell people something they might not know.

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    1. Re:Wow, you're not kidding by fistfullast33l · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I have stopped reading Slashdot Games altogether just because Zonk and his mod-hoarding Nintendo fanboys are overwhelmingly annoying and have destroyed the site.

    2. Re:Wow, you're not kidding by heinousjay · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can tell you've stopped. Your post proves it beautifully.

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  45. Plasticky is a word by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    "Plasticky" (not Plasticy) is a word. But one without a great online definition by any authoritative source. I may have mispelled that myself before, sorry about that if so.

    I think it's too much of a stretch to go from Light to Flimsy when you are talking about plastic, which is by defintion light but strong. I know exactly the kind of things they are talking about, like a PS2 controller without the weight of the rumble components - light, plenty strong, and also plastiky. That's why I simply cannot get behind the "Flimsy" definition without holding one myself. If it were in fact flimsy in the way plastic thigns can be flimsy, they would have described creaking or twisting as well.

    There seem to be plenty of things to complain about with the PS3 controller without making up flaws. That's my problem with Zonk and so many posts, the mindless over-extrapolation of flaws that do not exist. The "$600" cost when the cheapest version is in fact $500. The "inability to play HD" on the cheaper model which was there even before they decided to include HDMI on all models. And now, a "Flimsy" controller when it simply may be strong and not as comfortable as a 360 controller. Again, plenty there to complain about without making stuff up and having searches on your own posts or stories make you look like a blithering fanboy (not you, more Zonk and a few other responders).

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  46. Wii controller fun by Trogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    PS3 controller functional.

    It seems the Wii controller is still having problems working in a room with sunlight, or fluorescent or halogen lighting.

    I think I'd rather have a controller that worked properly and could be change if desired.

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  47. Re:Sad but true story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh and I have been trying to control myself. You know you have a problem when your boyfriend refuses to play Street Fighter with you because he doesn't want to upset you. I can be scary sometimes.

    s/upset you/have a month without any sex in revenge

  48. fat kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh forbid we want a controler that actually makes people MOVE. Hell that little motion that johny is getting while playing WII might be the only excersise he gets all week.

  49. Wii controller not as good as the hype either by grumbel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Reading this little review of the Wii and its games shows that the Wiimote isn't without fault either, especially when it comes to games that only got adopted to the Wii and not written from scratch and yes, that includes Zelda.

    It however doesn't stop with this, its not just a problem with badly adopted games (very bad sign for multi-platform titles and thus third party support), but there is also another "problem" with the Wiimote that seems to have been largly unnoticed. Unlike early rumors have indicated the Wiimote isn't a true 3D device that can detect its position in space, instead it can only detect relative motion and tilt, just like the PS3 controller, the only different is that the Wiimote has a lightgun-like sensor that allows aiming at the TV/sensorbar. This pretty much destroys a lot of game ideas, like for example everyones favorite, the realistic sword fighting. Sure, there can still be sword games, but it won't be a 1:1 mapping from Wiimote to sword. Red Steel for example is even after the cleanup limited to basically 8 predefined sword moves.

    That of course doesn't mean that the Wii will be a bad console, but after all the hype some people should better adjust their expectations to reality or they will have to deal with a huge disapointment.

    1. Re:Wii controller not as good as the hype either by Sparkio · · Score: 1

      I could be completely wrong, but having worked with accelerometers (and RFID triangulation), isn't relative motion all you need? Last I checked, position can be determined via a starting point and velocity vector, with velocity coming straight from acceleration, or the lack thereof. This is something I've been thinking about - it's just like how RE4 for the cube was gorgeous, it's going to take a little while for devs to pump the juice out of the system. Not just the graphics juice, but the novel controller juice too. There should be no electronic limitation (other than accuracy, which by all accounts is excellent) preventing 1-1 mapping of movement.

    2. Re:Wii controller not as good as the hype either by grumbel · · Score: 1
      isn't relative motion all you need?

      You can of course do some 3D motion if you only have relative data, but sooner or later (most likly in a matter of minutes) it will declaibrate and the console won't have any idea where the heck your controller truely is. It might be possible to recalibrate it with the optical sensor, but that assumes that the sensor gives depth information, quite possible, but given all the talk about the Wiimote basically gets out of control when you get closer to the TV I am not so sure and that of course also assumes that you point the Wiimote at the TV, which you might not do in a lot of situations.

      Looking at the current games shows that none of them tries to do a real 1:1 mapping, which, if nothing else, it at least a strong indication that it might be very problematic or simply impossible. Announcements of software like this also suggest that 1:1 mapping won't play much of a role on the Wii.

      I am not sure if 1:1 mapping will be completly impossible or can be approximated reasonablly well, but the Wii definitvly isn't build to do it out of the box.

    3. Re:Wii controller not as good as the hype either by Leviance · · Score: 1

      The guy who wrote that article is a fool. I quote:

      "That's right, while Nintendo claims the Wii is at least twice as powerful as the Gamecube, I was finding it hard to see the upgrade. Zelda didn't look like an upgrade at all. "

      Everybody knows that the Zelda game was designed as a Gamecube game, hence no upgrade in graphics.

      I can't respect the reviewer for missing something as basic as that...

    4. Re:Wii controller not as good as the hype either by grumbel · · Score: 1
      Everybody knows that the Zelda game was designed as a Gamecube game, hence no upgrade in graphics.

      Thing is, Zelda is also one of the best looking Wii games around, the other games don't exactly look beyond Gamecube power either. He is not claiming that there isn't an upgrade, but simply that it is a rather small one.

  50. Flawed? Maybe? by MeanderingMind · · Score: 1

    They're still looking forward to the Xbox 360? I knew the launch in Japan was underwhelming, but it wasn't THAT bad.

    The poll is important, but to say that it will reflect real world numbers is a difficult position to defend, especially when Japan is getting a meagre 100k PS3 systems compared to around 1m Wii systems. Even if those numbers are accurate and 50-60% of the Japanese gaming population wants a PS3 and is willing to spend the money for one, what amounts to somewhere between 3-5% will actually be able to grab one.

    There's very little doubt that all 100k PS3s in Japan will sell out as quickly if not moreso than the preorders did here. However, the PS3 can only claim as much marketshare as console are manufactured. Eventually their process will ramp up and they'll fill out demand, but eventually is a big risk. That not only gives time for Nintendo and maybe Microsoft to gain marketshare, but also allows reviewers and gamers to state their opinions comparing the consoles. These may be favorable, but if they are anything less than favorable (from it's just as good as the others to other options suck as it sucks) it could really take the wind out of Sony's sails.

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    1. Re:Flawed? Maybe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They're still looking forward to the Xbox 360? I knew the launch in Japan was underwhelming, but it wasn't THAT bad.
      Actually, it was THAT bad. They only sold 40,000 units on opening day, and to date they still have only ~150,000 install base, selling 1,000-2,000 units per week. For comparison, Nintendo is selling 120,000 DS Lites per week, and even the aging PS2 is still selling over 20,000 units per week.

      The 360 is already dead in Japan, and barring a miracle (as in retailers all over Japan suddenly getting the religion and starting to stock more 360s than they've sold all year), the Wii and the PS3 will merely be the last two nails in their coffin.

  51. driving by Cr0t · · Score: 0

    muhahhaha... I can't wait for the first driving game. DRUNK driving extreme. hahah

  52. Heck, with 6 degrees by JazzLad · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can even get to Kevin Bacon

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  53. No, no, no, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zonk is not a Nintendo fanboy. Zonk is a Microsoft fanboy. He praises the Wii only because he is following Peter Moore's strategy of hurting Sony by promoting Nintendo, thus indirectly helping the 360-- and he only really began doing so after the Slashdot readership (which is full of rabid Nintendo fanboys) started overwhelming him. Zonk's Microsoft fanboyism only begins to look like Nintendo fanboyism because, in his desperate attempts to say anything to make Sony look bad, it is lately much easier to find pro-Nintendo anti-Sony propaganda than pro-Microsoft anti-Sony propaganda.

    Please, please do not insult us Nintendo fanboys by lumping us in the same boat with Zonk. We have nothing to do with this madman.

    1. Re:No, no, no, no by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      Who is this Zonk fellow that you all speak of with such fervor? He must be very proud to be talked about so much...

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  54. Seriously, fuck you Zonk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing else to say, really. I knew who posted this the second I read the title. Zonk, you are the worst editor ever.

  55. I liked the PS3 Controller by chrisd · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got to try one out recently, it was light as hell, which I thought was a good thing, responsive too..

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  56. Sounds good to me by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    That's exactly what I was saying, use the smae words they use instead of making them up.

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  57. Not you by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The meaning of cheap does not seem to be apparent to you. Neither does it's combination with "plasticky". It generally means light, and composed of cheap plastic (imagine that!), and has quite a lot to do with durability, especially in the vernacular, where "cheap plastic" is a common slur against something made for the least amount of money possible and which breaks the first time you put any torque on it.

    Legos are cheap plastic, and they are indestructible.

    If those words don't imply "Flimsy" to you, then you really are the one who lacks basic English comprehension. I do suppose you can be forgiven since you were willing to forgive.

    Oh, I wasn't forgiving you - you should know better. I was just forgiving Zonk. You had the benefit of my educational post beforehand to show you the correct definition so by ignoring it you are simply obtuse, not forgiven.

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    1. Re:Not you by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Of course you weren't forgiving me because I hadn't said anything to you yet.

      The same cause as your grammatical or mental problem with tense (as in past and future) is probably what is responsible for you missing out on the English comprehension to get the connotations of "cheap". Legos are not cheap. Cheap knock-offs of legos are cheap. "Cheap, plasticky" in the age of mass-produced Chinese crap at Wal-Mart means the battery door on your universal remote that breaks the first time you use it, the vinyl seats of the folding chair that tear because they're thinner and thus a cent cheaper. Legos are one of the least-cheap, most sturdy products Wal-Mart sells.

      Hopefully that explains why paraphrasing the article as saying "flimsy" isn't as outrageous as you say if you understand the meanings connotations of English words. If you're still having problems with the whole past/future thing, I can't help you.

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  58. Sticking it to you by theredmenace · · Score: 1

    I just preordered my Wii today (2nd last one!). There were a pile of nerds outside the store when I got there, many of whom were there since midnight. There were 16 of us for 14 Wii, not counting the many people who were turned away after they started taking money. They also had 5 PS3 preorders, but they didn't sell the 5th one until I was leaving. One thing that I found rather annoying was that, while Nintendo claims the Wii is supposed to be about participation and community, they only give you one controller with the system. Makes me wonder how much the controllers are costing them to make?

  59. Neato != I love this by MMaestro · · Score: 1
    From TFA-1:

    that's the PS button slap-bang in the middle of the pad. At present, it doesn't seem its full power has been truly harnessed, with our friendly Sony representative unable to explain what we can expect from it in final retail units. For the time being though, holding the button down for a couple of seconds - whether in-game of other wise - brings up a secondary menu, featuring options to turn off your console or disable the wireless controller you're using. Even more handily, the display shows the amount of play-time (in minutes, no less!) left in your current battery charge. Toot!

    Thats not exactly the words of someone who 'fucking loved it'.

  60. Zonk is reporting the news by Baldrake · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Seeing as he can't do it himself, I think someone needs to put a cap on Zonk's shit, or at least give him a stern talking to about the virtues of shutting the fuck up until he has something intelligent to say.

    I have to admit that on reading the title to this article, my first thought was to cringe at the controversy that Zonk is bringing on himself.

    But the truth is, Zonk is reporting the news on this one. Sure, TFA1 is a love-fest for the PS3. That just isn't news. Did anyone actually expect this to be anything but an awesome console? The negative press has all been about the cost, the delays, the decision to go BlueRay, etc., etc. Nobody but nobody has been predicting that all those pixels and polys per second would lead to a console that wasn't fun.

    On the other hand, there has been a lot of speculation on whether the PS3's controller would be any good, or just a "me too" quick ripoff of the Wiimote. This article answers that question, and that's news. There have also been a lot of questions about how tiring the Wiimote will be to use and how effectively it really works. TFA2 addresses that, so that's news too.

    Sorry, guys - Zonk got it right on this one.

    1. Re:Zonk is reporting the news by DrXym · · Score: 2, Informative
      On the other hand, there has been a lot of speculation on whether the PS3's controller would be any good,

      I expect that vast majority have expected the PS3 controller to behave virtually identically to the PS2 controller. About the only reported differences to the layout are the more trigger like L/R buttons, wider range & precision on the analogue controller and a Sony button instead of the analog button. The Sony button probably takes you back to the system menu.

      The lack of rumble is the most peculiar change. I know they had a lawsuit, but it would have been cool to stick some kind of speaker into the controller much like the Wii remote for other kinds of effects.

  61. Lazyness Horray by Monsuco · · Score: 1

    Oh good, I was afraid I would have to be in shape to do nothing with the new Wii.

  62. Looked it up by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Found my picture. Guess you should have looked first - I invented it. You just misused it for a point that you couldn't quite make because you overlooked the obvious. Your bane was the lack of a single word...

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  63. Neither by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I just cannot stand people who use words inexactly. or frankly blithering idiots who come in droves when Sony stories arise, just begging to be corrected. It's not that normally they are blithering idiots mind you; it is a loathing of hatred that drives reason and sense from their mind. Hopefully some of them will snap out of the enraged funk they place themselves in with enough doses of reality.

    Please note that I was quite happy to retract the complaint against mentioning poor design when it was pointed out the uncomfortable in a controller basically means poor design - that is accurate. I am no friend of Sony but instead a champion of truth and truth alone. I'm not even going to be buying a PS3 for some time, if ever, and I really like the 360. You see, unlike Zonk I can actually enjoy the strengths of each console instead of seeing any given console as my deadly foe to be vanquished at the cost of my dignity.

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  64. I'm not buying one (a PS3 that is) by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    And the only hat I like are fedoras.

    If you don't think Slashdot has an "anti Sony bias", well then - you must be new here. As the saying goes.

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    1. Re:I'm not buying one (a PS3 that is) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot didn't invent the $599 price tag, the crappy controllers, the poor allotment of machines for sale, and the rootkit fiasco. Spare us the war cry of the Sony Apologist.

  65. PS3 speculation by jpardey · · Score: 1

    Personally, unlike some people here, I am really interested in the PS3. A commitment to linux (they are going to be sure about it this time, as they got in tax trouble last time), a new processor architecture that may be good for scientific computation and a suprising easy to program for kit (despite the bizarre system, there are good reports), and of course GTA IV (I know, xbox360 will have it too). However, here is the big one: the PS3 will use OpenGL (embedded, somewhat different, yes), and rely on many other open standards. A GNU toolchain is supplied. Can anyone else imagine this to be portable? If a developer was to plan for the future, they could make a general code pool, keeping cell optimizations seperate, and have a game easily portable to Macintosh and Windows, and perhaps even Linux if they feel so inclined. If the PS3 takes off, it could possibly reduce the DirectX grip on the market.

    So what's with all the hate? Then again, I probably won't be buying any of these machines...

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  66. Smear campaign? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are we talking about the same company that tried to 0wn our computers by means of infecting them, that also put people at risk with their badly designed batteries and that releases a new version of firmware for the PSP every other week because they get annoyed that people may actually dare too use the device they bought to hve somecomputing fun?

    The same company that sold MP3 players that did not play MP3 files?

    Or maybe we aren't andI am getting confussed.

    Maybe you are talkig about Zony, Soni, or Sonee.

    Sorry, my bad.

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  67. Now tell us..... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... how are we suppossed to believe that you do what you just wrote?

    Tlk about credibility ....

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  68. I am sure that if somebody goes and beat you up... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... you'll sit there, all bruised, trying to give your beater the benefit of your impartial appreciation of his charms.

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  69. I have lived in several 8mill + cities. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All of them have tennis courts. So you may care to mention that mythical place completely un-courted.

    Ummm, get tennis lessons, that ensures that people the other side of the net will be picking most of the balls.

    Oh wait, mythical place with no tennis courts ... never mind.

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    1. Re:I have lived in several 8mill + cities. by giginger · · Score: 1

      They said unavailable, not non-existent.

  70. Article Summary by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

    Sony bad. Nintendo good.

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  71. Problems with wii: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Why would I spend >$300 to play sports with my friends when I could, say, by the rackets or a football and play like it was meant to.
    2. I never did want to start LARPing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LARP/

  72. a video game workout? by gsmraxe · · Score: 1
    Some gamers have shown concern that the activity level required to play Wii games, especially the sporty titles, may be too high. There are concerns that you have to stand for long periods of time and use body actions such as swinging your arm above your head or at the side of your body. After playing non stop for two hours, did this happen to me? No. I'm not exactly Wonder woman in terms of fitness
    Worried about the activity levels required to play a video game????? Maybe getting outside away from the TV/video games and moving around some would get you in better shape. What's next? Richard Simmons sweating to FF soundtrack? Hmmm, maybe we have something here...
  73. PS3 controller and Wii Controler are way different by Markman219 · · Score: 1

    You see, with the Wii controller you have no choice weather not use an analog stick or the motion sensor, so you will have to move around when your playing something weather you want to or not. But with the PS3 controller you will most likely be able to choose from the analog sticks or the motion sensor. When you are playing with the Wii controller you probably wont have to move around a whole lot, but its still moving around right? but with the PS3 controller you dont have to move anything but your fingers. In the article it said that after two hours of playing the Wii he wasnt tired, and im sure of that, but i think you are going to want to play for a lot more than 2 hours.
    So I think that they should just stop comparing the Wii controller to the PS3 controller because there is a pretty big difference between the two. and in my oppinion the Wii will mainly be baught for younger kids that have more energy and the PS3 will be baught by the older "hardcore" gamers.

  74. Re:Sad but true story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, you really need to -get a life- and chill the fuck out. Let's put it into perspective - it's just a controller, FFS. If you're that angry, do something positive, like getting that FUCK Bush out of office.

  75. New evidence to bear against your misconceptions by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the next time you think you can simply make up words to describe a product instead of using what is in an article you will know better

    An excerpt:

    "It's still a little too light for my taste, especially because I have big hands and it barely felt like I was holding anything at times...ut the L2 and R2 buttons now have much better resistance to them, and the shell of the controller feels a bit more solid."

    See? Light, plasticy - and solid. Pretty obvious for anyone reading the article, as I said before.

    Another excerpt (from second page):

    "I was initially surprised at how light the SIXAXIS is (surely due to the removal of dual shock), but I didn't think it made the controller feel "cheap." It really does feel like the same old PlayStation controller.

    Which just goes to show exactly what I said based on the original story - the controller feels a lot like the PS2 controller, and thus the reviewers in that story were dissapointed it had not changed more.

    I figured I might as well folloup the article since you'd never see this story on Slashdot. I also feel it's important to note that original article was from IGN as well, just the UK branch.

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  76. Return of the hat with new evidence by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The hat is back!

    Perhaps the next time you think you can simply make up words to describe a product instead of using what is in an article you will know better

    An excerpt:

    "It's still a little too light for my taste, especially because I have big hands and it barely felt like I was holding anything at times...ut the L2 and R2 buttons now have much better resistance to them, and the shell of the controller feels a bit more solid."

    See? Light, plasticy - and solid. Pretty obvious for anyone reading the article, as I said before.

    Another excerpt (from second page):

    "I was initially surprised at how light the SIXAXIS is (surely due to the removal of dual shock), but I didn't think it made the controller feel "cheap." It really does feel like the same old PlayStation controller.

    Which just goes to show exactly what I said based on the original story - the controller feels a lot like the PS2 controller, and thus the reviewers in that story were dissapointed it had not changed more.

    I figured I might as well folloup the article since you'd never see this story on Slashdot. I also feel it's important to note that original article was from IGN as well, just the UK branch.

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  77. Now you learn the true meaning by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the next time you think you can simply make up words to describe a product instead of using what is in an article you will know better

    An excerpt:

    "It's still a little too light for my taste, especially because I have big hands and it barely felt like I was holding anything at times...ut the L2 and R2 buttons now have much better resistance to them, and the shell of the controller feels a bit more solid."

    See? Light, plasticy - and solid. Pretty obvious for anyone reading the article, as I said before.

    Another excerpt (from second page):

    "I was initially surprised at how light the SIXAXIS is (surely due to the removal of dual shock), but I didn't think it made the controller feel "cheap." It really does feel like the same old PlayStation controller."

    Which just goes to show exactly what I said based on the original story - the controller feels a lot like the PS2 controller, and thus the reviewers in that story were dissapointed it had not changed more.

    I figured I might as well folloup the article since you'd never see this story on Slashdot. I also feel it's important to note that original article was from IGN as well, just the UK branch. Also people doing research in the future may be able to learn from your mistakes and the mistakes of others who failed to grasp what the article was saying.

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  78. Update on controller by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Truns out perhaps some of those words were not as accurate as you thought.

    An excerpt:

    "It's still a little too light for my taste, especially because I have big hands and it barely felt like I was holding anything at times...ut the L2 and R2 buttons now have much better resistance to them, and the shell of the controller feels a bit more solid."

    See? Light, plasticy - and solid. Pretty obvious for anyone reading the article, as I said before.

    Another excerpt (from second page):

    "I was initially surprised at how light the SIXAXIS is (surely due to the removal of dual shock), but I didn't think it made the controller feel "cheap." It really does feel like the same old PlayStation controller."

    Which just goes to show exactly what I said based on the original story - the controller feels a lot like the PS2 controller, and thus the reviewers in that story were dissapointed it had not changed more.

    I figured I might as well followup the article since you'd never see this story on Slashdot. I also feel it's important to note that original article was from IGN as well, just the UK branch.

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    1. Re:Update on controller by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Which just goes to show exactly what I said based on the original story - the controller feels a lot like the PS2 controller, and thus the reviewers in that story were dissapointed it had not changed more."

      A. Different author. Interesting that the guy who wrote the original article didn't comment in the new one.

      B. These reviewers had more time with it. Heck, for all we know, Matt had an earlier controller. It is implied that they didn't have a release unit.

      It doesn't go to show anything that you've put forward. You can spin it all you like, but the original review of the controller wasn't very positive. Sorry. It's good that they've had more time and they feel better about it now (or they recieved a newer model), but that doesn't mean massive amounts of people misread what was originally stated. You have to look a little too hard to find the diamond in the rough, so to speak.

      Slashdot may be having a little too much fun pointing out Sony's mis-steps, that doesn't mean every negative story about Sony is some Zonk-tainted fabrication.

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    2. Re:Update on controller by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Wah oh. Sony killed Lik Sang. I don't know about you, but that made the Sony controller feel cheap and plasticky to me! ;)

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    3. Re:Update on controller by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      A. Different author. Interesting that the guy who wrote the original article didn't comment in the new one.

      Different Continent. Not that interesting he didn't travel over here.

      B. These reviewers had more time with it. Heck, for all we know, Matt had an earlier controller. It is implied that they didn't have a release unit.

      The other guy had it overnight and all to himself, these guys had it at an event for a brief time.

      It doesn't go to show anything that you've put forward.

      Well actually it does, as noted previously. Thanks for misunderstanding though! It was not unexepected since you couldn't understand the last one either.

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    4. Re:Update on controller by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1
      "Different Continent. Not that interesting he didn't travel over here."

      According to you, his story has been widely mis-interpreted. It is interesting that he didn't submit a clarification, considering that his words have been mentioned in this article. There's this little thing called the internet they could have used to co-ordinate that.

      "Well actually it does, as noted previously."

      Nope, it doesn't. "Prepare to be shocked though: we don't really like it all that much." That's difficult to misinterpret. They didn't use phrases like "learn to live with it" because it earned high-marks.

      In any event, the article you linked to may have a clarification you'll be interested in.

      What's more, when I first got my hands on the controller at E3, I hated the feel of the controller. It felt cheap and poorly made, and pulling on the L2 and R2 buttons felt like your fingers would go completely through the shell of the peripheral.


      Boy, when you pull your ass away from your ears, this really sounds familiar. I'm willing to bet that Matt had one of these E3 controllers instead of the final one. However, since you've been unwilling to explore this possibility, I think what happened was you clicked the link, did a Ctrl + F for "flimsy", didn't find a hit, posted about how Zonk's biasing articles, didn't notice there was a page 2, got called on it, and are on the defensive.
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  79. Whatever has come by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the next time youhave the urge to make up words to describe a product instead of using what is in an article you will know better

    An excerpt:

    "It's still a little too light for my taste, especially because I have big hands and it barely felt like I was holding anything at times...ut the L2 and R2 buttons now have much better resistance to them, and the shell of the controller feels a bit more solid."

    See? Light, plasticy - and solid. Pretty obvious for anyone reading the article (or who has used a Lego brick), as I said before.

    Another excerpt (from second page):

    "I was initially surprised at how light the SIXAXIS is (surely due to the removal of dual shock), but I didn't think it made the controller feel "cheap." It really does feel like the same old PlayStation controller."

    Which just goes to show exactly what I said based on the original story - the controller feels a lot like the PS2 controller, and thus the reviewers in that story were dissapointed it had not changed more.

    I figured I might as well followup the article since you'd never see this story on Slashdot. I also feel it's important to note that original article was from IGN as well, just the UK branch.

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