When I actually encounter an enemy in an FPS, and the game goes to 7fps,
...is when you have to get a hold of some fucking cash and upgrade your i386 SX 16 mhz. Go for TWO WHOLE MEGS of ram. Use Quemm 386 and get all of your TSR's in UMA and HMA. Hook up some headphones to your AdBlaster sound card and NOW you're ready for DOOM 3.
YMMV. I haven't seen you; this isn't professional advice. I am probably not licensed to practice wherever you may live. In summary, I just wanted to share my experience as a satisfied patient...
Your disclaimer is not strong enough. Based soley on the information in your post, I am having elective coranary quadruple bypass. If it goes bad I will sue you and your wife.
I need to know what all that number jibberish means? What's the pussy cat name for the new version? Tony the Tinger? Panther? Kitty Witty? Hello Kitty? Without a cute kitty name and crazy water bubble buttons, I'm too afraid to leave my Tree Huggers meeting and face the world!
:)
Joke Alert: Relax Mac hippies, I'm typing this on my Powerbook. (Cred to El Reg for the Joke Alert tag).
I want an awesome game. I want awesome grapics, with awesome rendering, great lighting, 3d shadows, incredible monsters made of a gabillion triangles. And I want the game to have no "jaggies" so it's smooth as glass at 1280x1024 with 60fps. Oh, and 5.1 surround sound with real time effects and echos and reverb.
What? I can't enjoy this on my $299 Walmart PC? FUCK YOU iD SOFTWARE! WTF? YOU GUYS CAN"T CODE./sarcasm
-50% more battery -Removal of 4 buttons with a single click wheel like the iPod mini -A little thinner -Better menu UI design -Shuffle songs feature -Faster or slower e-book reading by 25% without changing the readers voice pitch -Price drop
Remember, it's hard to improve on something many people think is perfect (the sales #'s agree with that statement). But it's nice to see the company keep-on-truckin' and improve things. Some people might bitch about "thinner" being only 1 mm, but holy SHIT! At least they are trying! Better then 1 mm thicker!
Anyone else start laughing when you heard the little "Arrr Arrr" echo at the end of the demo? Just like the Terrance and Phillip movie preview for "Asses of Fire 2".
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Instead of cryptic memory addresses in the Blue Screen of Death, when your Windows box crashes you will see:
You have crashed! Thank you, come again!
http://www.apple.com/macosx/
Wow. Holy Shit. I had no idea. Billion with a B.
Just wow.
The multi-million dollar cell-phone ringer market just SHIT ITS PANTS.
*squirt* *plop*
If people can pop some songs onto their phone, why pay a dollar or two for a 10 second clip that sounds like it was recorded on an 8-trak?
hehe. Fuck'em.
That's too funny. 'Hey, everyone on Slashdot, call this one chick about your problems.' The poor bitch.
Google did a search that took longer than 1 second! Good-bye cruel world!
*jumps out window*
lol
Your disclaimer is not strong enough. Based soley on the information in your post, I am having elective coranary quadruple bypass. If it goes bad I will sue you and your wife.
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Correct, that's not SP2. That's "Dell Quality" doing the trick there.
I'd turn my Mac off to try that test, but I don't know where the button is because I've never had to turn it off. :(
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I love my Mac.
Hehehehaha hahahehe lolol... hahaha tehe.
You must be new here. Nothing is early on Slashdot. Just repost the story when you want to talk about it again. :)
Joke Alert: Relax Mac hippies, I'm typing this on my Powerbook. (Cred to El Reg for the Joke Alert tag).
Lib_of_Congr_backup_07-22-2004.zip
YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD! HIS S3 CARD DOESN'T SUPPORT "SCREENS"!
I want an awesome game. I want awesome grapics, with awesome rendering, great lighting, 3d shadows, incredible monsters made of a gabillion triangles. And I want the game to have no "jaggies" so it's smooth as glass at 1280x1024 with 60fps. Oh, and 5.1 surround sound with real time effects and echos and reverb.
/sarcasm
What? I can't enjoy this on my $299 Walmart PC? FUCK YOU iD SOFTWARE! WTF? YOU GUYS CAN"T CODE.
Advice?
"Watch the corn-hole."
MS: Open Source! Prepare to die!
IBM: *SMACK*
MS: Fuck, that hurts.
Open Source: W0ot! Thanks IBM!
Knowing Verizon, their solution for that speed will be to give you 240 ISDN modems shot-gunned together.
THE LIST:
-50% more battery
-Removal of 4 buttons with a single click wheel like the iPod mini
-A little thinner
-Better menu UI design
-Shuffle songs feature
-Faster or slower e-book reading by 25% without changing the readers voice pitch
-Price drop
Remember, it's hard to improve on something many people think is perfect (the sales #'s agree with that statement). But it's nice to see the company keep-on-truckin' and improve things. Some people might bitch about "thinner" being only 1 mm, but holy SHIT! At least they are trying! Better then 1 mm thicker!
hehehehehehehehahahahhehe lol thankx
Before you get some cool glasses, how about getting some commas? Here's a bunch for you, for free. Cut and paste as needed.
Anyone else start laughing when you heard the little "Arrr Arrr" echo at the end of the demo? Just like the Terrance and Phillip movie preview for "Asses of Fire 2".
Karma to burn, so I don't mind the hit for speaking the truth:
There is no such thing as "Street" or "Urban". It's "Black".