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  1. I call bullshit... on Videogames, Learning, And Literacy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Video games make kids fat and LAZY..
    They learn nothing. And don't give me that hand eye coordination crap either. A good game of baseball does the trick.

    As a parent I'm here to tell you that you can't blow that sunshine up my ass.

    I see what it does to kids. It rots the brain and make them LAZY...

    Press alt-F4 now and try again.

  2. Re:Bah! Not tough enough! on Michigan's Proposed Spam Law Called Toughest In U.S. · · Score: 1

    Not long at all.
    To move in though you have to bring us the head of Billy Mays on a plater, but only after giving him an Oxyclean enema and pulling the dents out of his head with the Ding King..

  3. Re:Just wait and see, on RFID Industry Confidential Memos · · Score: 1

    Soon. Very soon...

    (Just waiting to get some copper sheeting)

  4. Re:Just wait and see, on RFID Industry Confidential Memos · · Score: 1

    Curses! Foiled again!!

  5. Just wait and see, on RFID Industry Confidential Memos · · Score: 1

    Mark my words,

    "Drive by HERFing"

    *I* am coining that term. I claim prior art.
    And I may be the first to implement it..

  6. Bah! Not tough enough! on Michigan's Proposed Spam Law Called Toughest In U.S. · · Score: 1

    I'm the Mayor of Hardassville.
    In my town we have the death penalty for spammers and telemarketeers.

    We don't play no steenking games in my town!

  7. I just can't believe this! on Trustworthy Software For The NSA? · · Score: 1

    "a whistle-blower who helped sell software to the National Security Agency says that much of the development work is subcontracted to China,"

    How incredibly STUPID..
    And I thought he NSA was smarter than that.
    They even have developed a secure version of the kernel and have it for public download http://www.nsa.gov/selinux/

    My faith has been shaken...

  8. wtf with Che? on Giant "Inkjet Printer" · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What are two Swiss dudes doing paying homage to Che?
    They must be Communists because no one else would promote the memory of that person if they were not.

    I hope no one does business with them..

  9. Re:Here it is... on NAI Sending "Sniffer" C&D Letters · · Score: 1

    I would just have to send these idiots a nice, typed out letter,

    Dear sirs,

    Fuck off.

    Regards,
    Me.

  10. So sue me..... on NAI Sending "Sniffer" C&D Letters · · Score: 1

    My dog has a sniffer. And he uses it everywhere and he could care less about your IP crap.
    Matter of fact, I think my dog invented the "sniffer"...

    Now, sniff my butt and go away luser...

  11. Re:Number 5 is alive! on Addicted to Information? · · Score: 1

    Offtopic??
    You don't know your SciFi very well do you??
    It's completely relevant to the topic..

  12. Number 5 is alive! on Addicted to Information? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Need INPUT!! Input!!

  13. I'll be impressed when I see on CD Burners with Built in Compression · · Score: -1, Troll

    this drive with those features working under Linux. As for winbloz use, who really cares??

  14. My hero! on Linus Torvalds about SCO, IP, MS and Transmeta · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Q: There was some mention of the origins of Linux being murky."

    A: There has been a lot of rumor. It's more of an allegation. It's complete crap."

    Don't you just love it when Linus dispells all those rumors???

    GO LINUS!!

  15. Re:Hey PUNKS! I now have THREE HERF GUNS.... on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 1

    Installing the first camera this weekend, it'll go to a vcr.

    Let the games begin...

  16. Re:Hey PUNKS! I now have THREE HERF GUNS.... on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. This will happen.
    They just put sugar in my sons gas tank.
    His car his bonkered out so he borrowed a car from his grandpa. Those punks across the street sugared *my dads* gas tank.
    My son called the cops on the punks for making noise. Well, my son was drive my dad's car today and it had bad problems. Grandpa goes to get him and the car and they found sugar in the tank.

    These punks really screwed up. I know they did it and now they will pay.. I'll have that bastard packing up and moving out before this year is over. There's other issues here too, much more serious, that will get him put in jail. But before he goes, I'm gonna HERF the ever loving shit out of him and his two dozen punk pals...

  17. Re:My way.. on Melamine Ceiling Tiles and the Quiet PC · · Score: 1

    Not anymore. =:^P

  18. Re:Hey PUNKS! I now have THREE HERF GUNS.... on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You think I'm kidding??
    I'm dead serious.
    Here's two of the units in reserve.
    And notice, the cases left at the curb after I stripped two of the
    microwaves are in the foreground picture of the kids that I'm gonna HERF.

    And even better, a few days after I took those pictures, THOSE KIDS threw away
    a working microwave. I walk across the street after dark and grabbed it from the curb.
    It worked too. They just bought a newer model I guess but now I get to HERF them with their own microwave!!!!
    Bwhahahahaha!!

  19. Hey PUNKS! I now have THREE HERF GUNS.... on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thank you slashdot, for arming me to battle these little bastards.
    Build Your Own HERF Gun
    and
    HERF Gun: Make it in your basement

    These little assholes drive up and down my street day and night, cracking my skull with this shit.
    My eardrums are damaged, I have severe inner ear problems and the sound pressure levels these things produce cause me agonizing pain in my inner ears and that causes me intense migrane headaches.

    The cops will not do anything about this.
    This is an invasion of my privacy.
    In my house I have the right to peace and quiet.
    NO ONE has the right to intrude into my privacy by any means. These sound systems are invasive, obtrusive and dangerous.

    Because the police will not do anything about it, I will. There are some kids living across the street from me that park in the front of my house and turn that shit up LOUD. There is NO ESCAPE from it.

    Be it known, here and now, that I am taking the law into my own hands. I am waging war.
    I will lay the buttons down on the HERF GUNS and I will melt their shit. I hope they have to call a tow truck to haul off their trucks.
    I hope that I destroy everything electronic in their home, their cars, anything they are carrying, and if they get too close, I hope I cook their stupid freaking brains.

    Anyone that thinks this loud shit is "cute" or "cool" is a retard and should have the ever loving shit stomped out of them until they stop breathing.

    Thank you Slashdot for helping to arm me with a most excellent weapon for this new war..

  20. My way.. on Melamine Ceiling Tiles and the Quiet PC · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have 7 computers up and running, 5 of them being in the same room, one in the garage and one in my sons room.

    I'm here to tell you that the noise and the heat is more than I can stand. So, I scored a twin door soda display cooler from a drive in grocery store for CHEAP. It was broken and has a bullet hole in it from a robbery attempt. But, it LOOKS good. It's 6.5' tall, 5' wide and 3' deep. It's got a dozen heavy duty adjustable shelves plus internal and external 48" flourescent light fixtures. The doors are self closing, double paned glass.

    Well, I stripped out the compressor and all the other cooling things. Now I have a HUGE, insulated sound proof box that is big enough to put ALL of my computers into including my laserjet and other heat producing devices.
    pic of cooler stripped all the way down

    pic 2 of cooler stripped all the way down

    I pulled the doors off and seperated the double panes of glass and removed the "COKE" logos,
    pic of one door before removing logos

    Now I'm going to apply my own "etched glass" appliques that suit my tastes, I'm sanding the outer cabinet down and priming it so I can put a nice paint job on it and shortly I'll have a giant soundproof box for my pc's..
    I'm going to put vents in the bottom rear and baffle and filter them to keep the sound in and and the dust out. In the top I'm going to cut a four inch diameter hole and run a PVC duct through the top of the cabinet and through my ceiling into my attic. With a small, super quiet 4" fan to help exhaust the hot air, my computer room will stay nice and cool and my air conditioner will not have to work nearly so hard as it does now.
    In the winter I'll divert the exhaust into the computer room to assist the central heater..

    And to top it all off, I'm going to put a few cold cathode lights in it just for a nice effect. The internal 48" flourescent light I'll leave in there to light it up when I have to pull a rack out to work on something...

    My biggest problem now is figuring out how to get it into the house. I can take some door frames out but I don't know if it will turn the corners or not..

  21. "Counterattack"? on Telemarketers Plan Counterattack · · Score: 1

    So that's how they see us eh? As the enemy?

    And what about this plan to fill our mail boxes up with crap by KILLING MORE TREES??

    Well, here's somehting I found on the FTC website about telemarketing,
    http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/menu-tmark.htm

    Someone look this assholes info up and let's SPAM and DDOS this jerkoff to death.
    That comment he made calling us dogs was the line in the sand and he crossed it..

    Optima Direct
    8100 Boone Boulevard
    Vienna, VA 22182-2642
    USA
    Phone: 703 918 9000
    Fax: 703 918 9001

    James Lyons, Sr. Vice President

  22. Re:RReaahh on Telemarketers Plan Counterattack · · Score: 1

    You need to bill some scumbag telemarketers for that $3. You shouldn't have to pay YOUR money to block their bullshit.

  23. Re:RReaahh on Telemarketers Plan Counterattack · · Score: 4, Funny

    See, it does work.
    I didn't want to talk to you anyway...

  24. Are they accepting applications? on He Blows Things Up So You Don't Have To · · Score: 1

    I like breaking stuff, especially crap from Wally World/China..

  25. Re:I propse we rename spammers to... on Hormel Sues Over SpamArrest Name · · Score: 1

    I rather like "asshat" just a little bit better...